Just what the world needs by Hawaiian Organ Donor | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:25:36 AM |
This ain't right by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:26:09 AM |
Call me.... by Xero_ | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:26:15 AM |
Mastadon's "Leviathan" should
be the soundtrack. by Stereotypical Evil Archer | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:26:24 AM |
Reimagine... by jamaicanpenguin | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:28:28 AM |
I Dunno by FentonCrisp | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:28:35 AM |
Why did that quote make my
scalp crawl? by I am_NOTREAL | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:31:10 AM |
Okay so I lied by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:31:44 AM |
So it's a prequel... by UltimaRex | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:32:37 AM |
Yo mamma's so stupid by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:33:34 AM |
Jason Statham for Ahab! by Mr Slippy Fist | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:34:38 AM |
Obsession by Embeedeuce | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:35:25 AM |
Frank Miller's DARK AHAB
RETURNS should be the basis
for this by epitone | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:36:11 AM |
this isn't my grandfather’s
Dick? by newc0253 | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:38:52 AM |
A few ideas... by Boba Fat | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:42:10 AM |
"Your grandfather's Moby
Dick"? by BrooseTheScharuk | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:43:00 AM |
"MOBY DICK from the Whale's
point of view" by Spacesheik | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:45:02 AM |
Reimagine Moby as a female by Diagnostic | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:45:29 AM |
From the point of view of the
whale?!! by Josh Acid | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:48:58 AM |
Blasphemy... by THX1227 | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:51:12 AM |
Modernizing is one thing by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:52:22 AM |
LOL Boba Fat! by BrooseTheScharuk | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:54:11 AM |
This is an adaptation of the
wikipedia entry on Moby Dick by drturing | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:54:21 AM |
Cue the Led Zeppelin DRUM
solo!!! by Randfilms | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:54:43 AM |
"...their graphic novel-style
version..." by Mr. Nice Gaius | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:55:06 AM |
Moby Dick! Size does matter! by kravmaguffin | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:56:05 AM |
...... ..... ....why? by Subtlety | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:56:13 AM |
Three-word tagline: "Ride the
dick." by Nosferatu Jones | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:00:34 PM |
Michael Bay's Moby Dick by RaveX | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:01:00 PM |
NO! by s0beurself | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:01:10 PM |
PS by Subtlety | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:01:45 PM |
Will Fall Out Boy be on the
soundtrack? by Nosferatu Jones | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:02:03 PM |
"Arrgh, call me back,
Ishmael...." by RobotDevil007 | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:05:33 PM |
Moby Richard by WS | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:06:46 PM |
We already have a
reimagining... by Klytus_I.m_Bored | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:07:33 PM |
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:08:00 PM |
MOBY DICK SKATEBOARDING,
DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW by Mullah Omar | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:10:48 PM |
In a world of salty seamen a
dick will rise... by Boba Fat | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:11:00 PM |
OK, I'm patently against this,
and I'm usually for this stuff by dr sauch | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:13:08 PM |
......and this time Moby Dick
TALKS! by Elgyn6655321 | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:14:00 PM |
Leave my grandfather out of
this you ratfucking
sonofabitch by Vern | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:14:16 PM |
But, I like Timur or Zack
Snyder on board for visuals by dr sauch | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:14:23 PM |
So this is the "Rob Zombie
Reimagines Halloween"... by Kid Z | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:14:50 PM |
These douches obviously didn't
get Moby Dick in the first
place by Mattyboy122 | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:17:01 PM |
RobotDevil... by Kid Z | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:17:58 PM |
by the way by Vern | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:18:18 PM |
And one last thing. Patrick
fucking Stewart as Ahab. by dr sauch | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:18:33 PM |
Not your grandfathers Moby
Dick by YourXgirlfriend | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:19:17 PM |
FINE...JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY
FROM JAWS!!! by Cheif Brody | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:19:20 PM |
Yeah, they can go on for the
first 45 minutes... by Kid Z | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:19:38 PM |
Moby Dick will be played by
Vin Diesel by Darth_Inedible | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:21:17 PM |
I NEED A WHALE WITH A FRICKIN'
LASER ON IT'S HEAD by Curious Jorge | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:21:50 PM |
New Green Source of Energy! by Ragnar Danneskjöld | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:23:51 PM |
Sorry to beat a dead hors...
uh... whale.... by Kid Z | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:24:05 PM |
Powers Booth by YourXgirlfriend | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:24:16 PM |
I wish he would make MEG
instead!! by unionJACKass.webs.com | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:24:25 PM |
Sorry.. by Harold-Sherbort | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:28:13 PM |
Annihilation not decimation by Beowulf316 | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:29:15 PM |
Why must they fuck up literary
classics? by Mr Spork | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:32:44 PM |
Patrick Stewart DID play Ahab by skimn | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:33:53 PM |
MOBY DICK WILL HAVE A SPLINTER
IN HIS FLUKE... by Mr. Nice Gaius | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:33:57 PM |
@Stereotypical Evil Archer by ZapRowsdower | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:35:25 PM |
WILL FERELL as Ahab by YotzVonFrelnik | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:36:16 PM |
A CGI whale. by Knuckleduster | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:38:40 PM |
Remember Dustin Hoffman's
diatribe from 'Wag the Dog' by zinc_chameleon | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:38:59 PM |
I wonder if we'll see a
"Blowhole of Fate" by DEX | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:43:56 PM |
At a Time When All Directors
are.... by D o o d | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:44:00 PM |
I've got something for you to
re-imagine..... by rben | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:44:57 PM |
Why? by Dollar Bird | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:45:15 PM |
Call me AHAB... by Chishu_Ryu | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:47:35 PM |
this guy isn't even worth
making a joke about by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:48:33 PM |
How dare you? by BizarroJerry | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:51:19 PM |
skimn, it was TNT by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:51:22 PM |
Call me Disintrested. by Tenenbaum | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:52:42 PM |
Yes, Stewart was Ahab by BizarroJerry | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:53:05 PM |
at its core is an
action-adventure revenge
story" by oisin5199 | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:53:15 PM |
If they did Moby Dick right... by fastcars | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:53:58 PM |
see above by oisin5199 | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:54:31 PM |
I must write my disgust for
this project. by YourXgirlfriend | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:55:33 PM |
Shia LeBeouf as Queequeeg.
Alicia Keyes as Ahab. by Johnny Smith | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:56:12 PM |
Rashomon to be remade! by Mattyboy122 | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:59:18 PM |
The whale... by Merrick | Sep 23rd, 2008 12:59:54 PM |
Morgan Freeman as Ahab by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:01:41 PM |
Darth_Inedible by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:04:12 PM |
Troy McClure as Ahab by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:05:16 PM |
Moby Dick Versus Godzille! by cookylamoo | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:05:42 PM |
In fairness to Herman Melville by kafka07 | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:06:12 PM |
Can't wait for Brett Ratner's
THE ODYSSEY. by Nosferatu Jones | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:07:04 PM |
This remake has KEANU REEVES
written all over it. by Nosferatu Jones | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:08:50 PM |
Do I smell Chris Tucker as
Queequeg? by Nosferatu Jones | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:09:28 PM |
So basically shit all over the
content...keep the title by fiester | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:09:41 PM |
Dirk Benedict as Starbuck. by Nosferatu Jones | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:10:11 PM |
KID Z by RobotDevil007 | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:11:54 PM |
Dammit Merrick, I WANTED TO
MAKE THE SHIA JOKE! by Royston Lodge | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:14:03 PM |
Ahab is a woman who has no
grudge by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:15:13 PM |
This is fucked by alexpaknadel | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:15:37 PM |
A Stupid Idea by maelstrom_ZERO | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:15:51 PM |
How can they revere the
original text... by Octaveaeon | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:19:09 PM |
YEah, Grammaton... by Kid Z | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:21:00 PM |
Someone back there had a great
idea by Subtlety | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:21:12 PM |
Is this a joke? by The Ghost of Marcus Brody | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:21:57 PM |
It's about this Whale. by cookylamoo | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:22:32 PM |
Ahab shot first by Yamato | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:23:33 PM |
so basically they're getting
it all wrong by RickyShoreSingsTheBlues | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:23:55 PM |
Subtlety: Set it in space, and
give everyone a cigarette. by Royston Lodge | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:24:51 PM |
I actually kind of like the
Vin Diesel idea by I am_NOTREAL | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:26:29 PM |
More Hollywood-speak to love by BizarroJerry | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:28:37 PM |
I've never seen so much hate
toward a by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:28:40 PM |
This site can ban all Uwe Boll
talk... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:29:34 PM |
hmmm who can play the
whale???? by catlettuce4 | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:35:32 PM |
Wow, are they really that
stupid? Look at our hip, by Coughlins Laws | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:37:37 PM |
Any day now... by MR. MURDOCH | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:37:50 PM |
Quentin Tarantino's... by jimmy rabbitte | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:38:57 PM |
This remake shit is getting
ridiculous. by eustisclay | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:41:46 PM |
maelstrom_ZERO... by UltimaRex | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:44:55 PM |
It's okay everybody by Vern | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:45:24 PM |
from the writers of 'new york
minute' by alice 13 | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:47:46 PM |
Steven Seagal standing up for
Moby by Spandau Belly | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:47:55 PM |
Have Rob Cohen direct it with by skimn | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:50:52 PM |
I just reread the quotes from
these idiots by fastcars | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:51:27 PM |
"graphic novel sensibility" by UltimaRex | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:52:31 PM |
my reimagining by redshirt | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:52:35 PM |
"graphic novel sensibility"? by skimn | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:52:37 PM |
LEN WISEMAN'S "ULYSSES" by drturing | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:52:48 PM |
PAUL W.S. ANDERSON'S
"GRAVITY'S RAINBOW" by drturing | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:53:07 PM |
I feel physically sick after
reading this news by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped
Doom | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:54:09 PM |
Oh yeah I forgot. by UltimaRex | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:54:32 PM |
I'm an optamist. Maybe they'll
get it right? by Col. Tigh-Fighter | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:54:34 PM |
ROWDY HARRINGTON'S "MRS
DALLOWAY" by drturing | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:55:01 PM |
ROBERT ZEMECKIS' "BEOWUL" by drturing | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:55:28 PM |
NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY TURN
LES MISERABLES INTO A
MUSICAL!!!!! by BringingSexyBack | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:55:49 PM |
"From Hell's heart, I stab at
thee." by Mr. Nice Gaius | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:55:59 PM |
WASN'T ORCA A REIMAGINING OF
MOBY DICK? by BringingSexyBack | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:56:51 PM |
McG's "Speak, Memory" by Klytus_I.m_Bored | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:57:03 PM |
Vern, a graphic novel
sensibility by drturing | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:57:18 PM |
You mean....you want me to
CURVE THE HARPOON?!? by all | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:57:27 PM |
TIME TO REIMAGINE
HOLLYWOOD!!!!! by Dick Bahls | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:58:15 PM |
SCRIPTGIRL AS THE LIFE
PRESERVER!!!! by BringingSexyBack | Sep 23rd, 2008 01:59:40 PM |
"graphic novel sensibility" by skimn | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:00:18 PM |
Reimagine Marcel Proust by Klytus_I.m_Bored | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:00:43 PM |
ROMEO AND JULIET IN A
POST-MODERN SETTING!! by BringingSexyBack | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:01:20 PM |
Re-imagined by Charlie_Allnut | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:06:44 PM |
Orca 2:Make it Stop by Stuntcock Mike | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:08:26 PM |
HAYDEN PANETIERRE AS HOT CHICK
WHO PROTESTS WHALE KILLING by BringingSexyBack | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:10:34 PM |
MOBY DICK VS. ORCA VS. FREE
WILLY by BringingSexyBack | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:11:36 PM |
Oh god... by UltimaRex | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:14:02 PM |
There are moments like reading
this... by Brians Life | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:14:21 PM |
Kris Kristofferson as Ahab or
fuck this shit. by Stuntcock Mike | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:16:18 PM |
Walt Whitman by the podosphere | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:17:43 PM |
BringingSexyBack by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:18:12 PM |
STAR TREK II: If Khan was
Ahab... by Nosferatu Jones | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:18:29 PM |
should be done entirely with
monkeys by just pillow talk | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:18:50 PM |
Orca by Sithdan | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:19:47 PM |
The Bates as Moby Dick by just pillow talk | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:20:35 PM |
GRAMMATON by BringingSexyBack | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:24:18 PM |
"This seems to miss the point
of the novel." by IAmLegolas | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:24:32 PM |
BringingSexyBack by Octaveaeon | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:26:20 PM |
will it include the modern
plot-point that whaling is
illegal... by LORDRANDO | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:26:29 PM |
ps. just because we like
movies doesnt mean we dont
read. by LORDRANDO | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:27:47 PM |
Dicky Mo! by rxse7en | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:27:52 PM |
"TIME TO REIMAGINE
HOLLYWOOD!!!!!" by IAmLegolas | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:28:06 PM |
Bruce Campbell as Ahab by IAmLegolas | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:30:00 PM |
OCTAVEAN by BringingSexyBack | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:33:46 PM |
unionJACKass.webs.com by nukethefridge | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:35:07 PM |
Lets just call it MB by YourXgirlfriend | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:37:33 PM |
How much coke does everbody in
Hollywood Use? by Xiphos_2 | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:42:34 PM |
So what by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:44:45 PM |
Uwe Boll for A Finnegans Wake
reimaging by Xiphos_2 | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:46:27 PM |
CABIN BOY by DeweyOxburger | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:48:16 PM |
REMO DICK by DeweyOxburger | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:52:49 PM |
It's Called "Jaws" by destruit | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:53:37 PM |
The Reimagining Was Already
Done, It's Called "Jaws"!!! by Media Messiah | Sep 23rd, 2008 02:55:24 PM |
I read this earlier - by reni | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:00:00 PM |
Media Messiah by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:03:59 PM |
Oh great, another classic
story ruined by graphic
novelization by superunknown85 | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:04:02 PM |
and typical of AICN....they
leave out the info to prove
their po by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:08:39 PM |
Look - this might not be bad.
Give it a chance by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:10:34 PM |
I agree Danny by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:11:45 PM |
Ugh!!! by alienindisguise | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:12:08 PM |
Vern and BrooseTheScharuk own
this TB by Fireball XL-5 | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:12:20 PM |
any word on whether this is
period or not? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:13:37 PM |
What if... by I am_NOTREAL | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:14:50 PM |
don't get me wrong...I fucking
hate Timur cocksucker.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:15:00 PM |
Face it guys, we do need this
remake by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:15:19 PM |
Movies and books are source
material that can be
reimagined by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:15:58 PM |
ChittyChittyGangBang by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:16:43 PM |
even Beaks jumped on the
bandwagon of trashing this... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:17:52 PM |
Chitty - exactly! by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:18:06 PM |
Danny - A Speed Racer style
Moby Dick? I love it! by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:20:08 PM |
the same TB'ers bitching about
this jerked it to Wanted.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:20:43 PM |
CGI WHALE ALERT! CGI WHALE
ALERT! CGI WHALE ALERT! by Orionsangels | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:21:30 PM |
toad== obviously not Speed
Racer extreme..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:21:55 PM |
Orionsangels of FUCK OFF by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:22:14 PM |
Orionsangels oh FUCK OFF by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:22:20 PM |
Jett - I can totally dig a
reworked Wuthering Heights by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:22:51 PM |
Think about it by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:23:30 PM |
JGL could be great in this... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:24:06 PM |
They will never stop!!! by rost | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:24:08 PM |
Yeah - Danny the post
apocalyptic angle of Moby Dick by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:25:11 PM |
F*ing Ridiculous by DarfurOnTheRocks | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:26:29 PM |
DarfurOnTheRocks by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:27:24 PM |
I don't see why people bitch
about remakes.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:27:40 PM |
This could work.. by Jonah Echo | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:28:43 PM |
Coughlins Laws by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:29:25 PM |
How many kids will read the
book based on what we have? by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:31:26 PM |
Jonah - that is awesome! Sort
of like a video game gun by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:31:31 PM |
this is the problem with that
film elitism shit.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:31:46 PM |
I will be there opening night by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:32:48 PM |
Chitty - the book is long and
boring in parts by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:33:15 PM |
how about a sci-fi element? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:34:28 PM |
Orca! Yes! by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:34:51 PM |
Bekmambetov - will make this
work by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:35:19 PM |
How about a Moby Grape Movie?? by cookylamoo | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:35:43 PM |
While Hollywood is Reimaging.
. . by Mr Slippy Fist | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:37:04 PM |
Half the people on here
bitching about this..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:38:19 PM |
I coulda sworn it was more by Westonian | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:38:28 PM |
The whale could be from IN-GEN by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:38:28 PM |
Mr Slippy Fist -- you wanna
discuss or.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:39:09 PM |
Does anyone know what the name
'Moby Dick' means? by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:39:37 PM |
Chitty by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:40:24 PM |
We also need to see when the
whale changes by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:41:05 PM |
MD II by skimn | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:42:47 PM |
Every time they got near the
whale by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:43:40 PM |
In all seriousness, make the
whale by Jonah Echo | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:43:59 PM |
You guys are WRONG!!!!!!!!!! by Mr. Nice Gaius | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:44:57 PM |
Chitty - That is a great idea! by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:45:03 PM |
I hope it includes 55 minutes by cookylamoo | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:45:33 PM |
everyone here will see this... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:45:52 PM |
The hunt for Red October IN
Moby Dick by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:45:56 PM |
IT SHOULD BE A SPACE WHALE! by Jonah Echo | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:46:41 PM |
Yippie Kai Ay!!! by Smerdyakov | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:47:37 PM |
I was doing that anyway Danny by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:47:47 PM |
MNG - I am only saying that
reimagining can work by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:48:42 PM |
most TB'ers have never fucking
seen the original Peck... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:50:02 PM |
The great Forbidden Planet was
based on a Shakespeare play by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:50:31 PM |
Get Moby the electronica
muscian to do the score by Xiphos_2 | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:50:36 PM |
the post apocalyptic take
could work.. by Jonah Echo | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:51:38 PM |
Hayden Penistree would be
crying by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:51:52 PM |
Danny - I bet most never even
read the book! by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:53:15 PM |
Xiphos -- RE: Moby by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:53:30 PM |
They can just call it "DICK" by DarthBakpao | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:53:58 PM |
Also right after the screen
goes black and before the
credits by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:54:15 PM |
its true Toad.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:55:24 PM |
Moby Dick could be edited by
500 pages by Jonah Echo | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:57:23 PM |
Jonah...hehehe...I seriously
own the Illustrated by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:58:03 PM |
Make the Moby Dick able to
walk on land by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:58:20 PM |
MOBY DICK IS A PURPLE
CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!! by dr.bulber | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:58:37 PM |
Moby Dick is the best subject
if you want to parody by David Cloverfield | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:58:50 PM |
TKD by Mr. Nice Gaius | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:59:40 PM |
David Cloverfield by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:59:43 PM |
Whales have emotions and
motivations just like men do by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 03:59:53 PM |
Mr. Nice Gaius by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:02:41 PM |
Also I think by Jonah Echo | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:02:57 PM |
MNG by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:03:58 PM |
Ahab to be played by...... by odo19 | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:04:52 PM |
As an english major though by Jonah Echo | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:04:52 PM |
DGDB by Xiphos_2 | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:05:04 PM |
Danny by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:05:05 PM |
Too many people tear things
down by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:06:14 PM |
Whales have emotions and
motivations just like men do by YourXgirlfriend | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:06:27 PM |
MNG by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:06:32 PM |
YourXgirlfriend by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:08:29 PM |
DGDB by Mr. Nice Gaius | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:09:09 PM |
YourXgirlfriend by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:11:00 PM |
Xiphos_2 by Mr. Nice Gaius | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:12:06 PM |
I want to see this! by the milf lover | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:12:12 PM |
Mr. Nice Gaius -- don't get
upset.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:14:27 PM |
moby dick is really anything
but... by juice willis | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:17:07 PM |
MNG by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:17:46 PM |
Wow - Jonah! Letting Moby
live? by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:17:58 PM |
juice willis -- have you read
it? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:18:32 PM |
just fucking stop this now!!!! by Gabba-UK | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:19:15 PM |
DGDB by Mr. Nice Gaius | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:20:36 PM |
Gabba-UK by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:21:15 PM |
MNG by Xiphos_2 | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:24:05 PM |
fuck moby dick! fuck it! I
dare you to read it! by chipps | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:25:12 PM |
Xiphos by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:26:48 PM |
MOBY DICK is not an FX action
extravaganza by Mullah Omar | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:27:12 PM |
casting news just in by Maximus Prime | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:28:05 PM |
Mullah Omar -- thank you!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:29:18 PM |
Dicky Moe!!!!! by Pissed Off And Bitter | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:30:00 PM |
what happened to the Wolfgang
Peterson reimagining... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:31:36 PM |
"don't get upset...." by Mr. Nice Gaius | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:32:14 PM |
Mullah Omar by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:32:35 PM |
Leviathan: The Movie by Octaveaeon | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:32:39 PM |
and for those in the cheap
seats... by Gabba-UK | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:32:54 PM |
Even better casting news!!! by odo19 | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:33:38 PM |
MNG by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:35:36 PM |
Gabba-UK by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:41:03 PM |
Hollywood: Thar she blows. by Ingeld | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:41:34 PM |
I have read it several times by juice willis | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:44:14 PM |
Ingeld by toadkillerdog | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:46:04 PM |
A movie about a bald
techno-musician's genitalia? by Snookeroo | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:49:44 PM |
Frankly I'm waiting for a
movie about a huge killer
seal. by Snookeroo | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:53:16 PM |
i'm flipping through it right
now by chipps | Sep 23rd, 2008 04:58:26 PM |
'for those in the cheap seats' by chipps | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:00:04 PM |
I want a manitee to run amuck by ChittyChittyGangBang | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:00:32 PM |
re: Toadkillerdog by Ingeld | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:03:54 PM |
THE YOUNG MAN AND THE BEACH by spacehog | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:04:22 PM |
i take back by chipps | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:06:28 PM |
Man, all of a sudden... by Brians Life | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:14:03 PM |
Gotta Cast Samuel L. Jackson
in this! by Cheif Brody | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:14:05 PM |
The Secret Hollywood
Unoriginality Act of 2001 by bswise | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:15:41 PM |
i suggest by chipps | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:20:58 PM |
PASSIVE AHAB by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:27:40 PM |
HOOK JAW! by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:28:18 PM |
Get Sam Jackson to play the
captain. With lines
like....... by The Dum Guy | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:29:16 PM |
They need to make a movie with
a killer car that by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:34:01 PM |
It will be EXTREME! by Stalin vs Predator | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:37:42 PM |
FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT
THEE, HOLLYWOOD. by Cameron1 | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:38:38 PM |
Vern's related to the scribe
of Mobish Cock? by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:40:48 PM |
MOBY DICK is a showoff book? by Mullah Omar | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:43:48 PM |
mullah up north in
massachusetts it's required by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:45:06 PM |
Will that dufus "Moby" do the
soundtrack? by Cotton McKnight | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:45:55 PM |
This makes perfect sense. by rbatty024 | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:47:43 PM |
Moby Dick is too much a
product by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:52:39 PM |
Note to Film-makers by Die_Hardest | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:56:18 PM |
Not your grandfather's... by lsleelee | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:57:06 PM |
This is nothing new by Chishu_Ryu | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:57:16 PM |
BTW chipps by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:57:22 PM |
and actually funny thing about
the book by Die_Hardest | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:58:14 PM |
Indiana Jones and the White
Whale of Doom! by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET | Sep 23rd, 2008 05:59:29 PM |
Chapters everyone skips over by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:07:51 PM |
and by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:09:06 PM |
One more thing by Die_Hardest | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:10:00 PM |
Dude by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:14:25 PM |
Thunderbolt Ross by chipps | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:15:45 PM |
reinventing the Dick by Napoleon Park | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:16:47 PM |
And Isleelee by Die_Hardest | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:17:09 PM |
Is it!? by Die_Hardest | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:17:57 PM |
chipps by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:18:39 PM |
I predict the King Kong
treatment by terry1978 | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:20:21 PM |
Wrath of Khan by Chishu_Ryu | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:20:27 PM |
yeah dude by Die_Hardest | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:22:42 PM |
Also by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:24:38 PM |
Thunderbolt Ross by chipps | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:27:41 PM |
I'm more interested by Die_Hardest | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:28:06 PM |
Cannibalism by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:32:20 PM |
Dicky Mo! Dicky Mo! by Heckles | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:33:12 PM |
Kirk is definitely Khan's
white whale by Ingeld | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:35:17 PM |
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD - I'm
gettin too old for this shit by Orionsangels | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:43:24 PM |
I heard Moby Dick is sent back
from the future... by brokentusk | Sep 23rd, 2008 06:50:20 PM |
MOBY DICK out West by SnootyBoots | Sep 23rd, 2008 07:02:58 PM |
Oliver Twist..........by
Michael Bay! by Dragon Man | Sep 23rd, 2008 07:04:15 PM |
JUSTIN LIN'S THE SOUND AND THE
FURIOUS!!!! by BringingSexyBack | Sep 23rd, 2008 07:21:05 PM |
I once worked with a Russian
named Fuchov... by KongMonkey | Sep 23rd, 2008 07:23:21 PM |
An excellant opportunity by 2deaconblues | Sep 23rd, 2008 07:24:47 PM |
No by EyeofPolyphemus | Sep 23rd, 2008 07:59:42 PM |
god damn by mithrandir16 | Sep 23rd, 2008 08:11:53 PM |
LINKIN PARK should do the
theme song... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 23rd, 2008 08:27:58 PM |
Ratner is right about the
Storm spinoff by terry1978 | Sep 23rd, 2008 08:30:12 PM |
Die_Hardest..."Jaws isn't
about a shark... by Cheif Brody | Sep 23rd, 2008 08:49:16 PM |
Wtf by methosb | Sep 23rd, 2008 08:52:26 PM |
Uh ... yeah ... sadly, this
does not surprise me. by jae683 | Sep 23rd, 2008 09:04:46 PM |
WTF? Sounds fucking
stupid....... by TheWaqman | Sep 23rd, 2008 09:10:10 PM |
Sounds like a WHALE of a TALE! by BurnHollywood | Sep 23rd, 2008 09:18:54 PM |
Anton Chigurh Vs Moby Dick by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET | Sep 23rd, 2008 09:25:14 PM |
Hancock vs Moby Dick by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 09:30:33 PM |
Soundtrack by Led Zeppelin by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 09:34:43 PM |
I say we send Michael Bay over
Russia... by chaplinatemyshoe | Sep 23rd, 2008 09:42:43 PM |
actually.... by redkamel | Sep 23rd, 2008 09:46:08 PM |
We'll find out Ahab's true
angst is by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 09:55:36 PM |
deliciouscowbell by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 09:59:45 PM |
The 1930 version of 'Moby
Dick' by Tindog42 | Sep 23rd, 2008 10:05:55 PM |
Well if they're replacing the
lead singer by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 23rd, 2008 10:15:12 PM |
FUCKIN' LAME! by Babba-Booey | Sep 23rd, 2008 10:16:58 PM |
SAAAARGENT
KABUKIMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! by The Amazing G | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:08:08 PM |
Trailer for new book released by tubuku69 | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:13:32 PM |
MOBY...COCK!!!! by tHeGRinGoGenTiLE | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:30:43 PM |
Graphic Novel Sensibility: TDK
but cheaper budget by Stormwatcher | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:40:37 PM |
Oh and let a Stormwatcher tell
you were to film the best
storms by Stormwatcher | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:42:07 PM |
An idiot's guide to Moby Dick by INWOsuxRED | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:43:47 PM |
Classic Literature Market
Testing by DarthCorleone | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:46:03 PM |
If we are going to throw
around Star Trek movies.. by Cotton McKnight | Sep 23rd, 2008 11:51:00 PM |
MOBY DICK is a classic...... by the1980mutant | Sep 24th, 2008 12:08:13 AM |
Our grandfather's Moby Dick by wampa_one | Sep 24th, 2008 12:45:00 AM |
DICK. SUMMER. 2010. by TopHat | Sep 24th, 2008 01:12:19 AM |
MDINO!!!! by BadMrWonka | Sep 24th, 2008 01:15:17 AM |
This Dick is bigger and badder
than the old Dick... by The Dum Guy | Sep 24th, 2008 01:24:37 AM |
uh, cowbell... axl & friends? by the milf lover | Sep 24th, 2008 01:42:29 AM |
This will be... by Embeedeuce | Sep 24th, 2008 01:50:35 AM |
shia will play everyone by ironic_name | Sep 24th, 2008 01:54:03 AM |
I don't think this will be my
grandpa's version of Moby Dick by Samson_K | Sep 24th, 2008 02:12:01 AM |
That'd be Herman Melville
Samson_K by snappy | Sep 24th, 2008 02:33:52 AM |
When it is released will a
bunch of newly registerd TBers by Alonzo Mosely | Sep 24th, 2008 03:14:54 AM |
Dracula by Vern | Sep 24th, 2008 04:06:31 AM |
Dissing 'your grandfather'... by Mr Gorilla | Sep 24th, 2008 04:24:31 AM |
I blame everyone who went to
see WANTED by Mr Gorilla | Sep 24th, 2008 04:30:50 AM |
heh, meanwhile at fox..... by Lost Jarv | Sep 24th, 2008 04:39:51 AM |
Michael Bay's DICK by Lost Jarv | Sep 24th, 2008 04:43:40 AM |
How to adapt a classic with
REVERENCE! by Mr Gorilla | Sep 24th, 2008 04:49:27 AM |
Beowulf sucked by Lost Jarv | Sep 24th, 2008 05:15:36 AM |
This Sounds UNBELIEVABLY
RETARDED by LaserPants | Sep 24th, 2008 05:38:28 AM |
Forget Moby Dick! by Berbs | Sep 24th, 2008 05:40:00 AM |
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT
... by BringingSexyBack | Sep 24th, 2008 06:15:02 AM |
I've seen All Quiet on The
Western Front in Space by Lost Jarv | Sep 24th, 2008 06:20:05 AM |
I don't mind if a film changes
certain things... by rbatty024 | Sep 24th, 2008 06:27:53 AM |
Vern’s Right On The Money by Evil Chicken | Sep 24th, 2008 06:31:02 AM |
Mr Gorilla by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 24th, 2008 06:38:29 AM |
Hell yeah Kurt. Tom and Jerry by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 24th, 2008 06:50:05 AM |
The title alone gets two snaps
up. by themikejonas | Sep 24th, 2008 08:01:15 AM |
Just call it Queequeg by Abominable Snowcone | Sep 24th, 2008 08:15:42 AM |
Call him Ishmael by Abominable Snowcone | Sep 24th, 2008 08:20:29 AM |
Good point A-bom by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 24th, 2008 08:27:18 AM |
Moby Dick VS Dickie Mo by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 24th, 2008 08:31:31 AM |
A reimagined "Tom Sawyer" is
inevitable... by Ned Pepper | Sep 24th, 2008 08:46:23 AM |
Uh Ned, see League of
Extraordinary Gents? by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 24th, 2008 09:05:48 AM |
grow up people....give it a
chance.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 24th, 2008 09:07:47 AM |
Hey DannyG, I never got around
to asking by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 24th, 2008 09:10:38 AM |
grammation..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 24th, 2008 09:46:58 AM |
Moby Dick: The Next
Generation... by Coughlins Laws | Sep 24th, 2008 09:56:24 AM |
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 24th, 2008 10:03:50 AM |
really? 10/3? Fuck. I saw a
trailer like a year ago... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 24th, 2008 10:07:50 AM |
Moby's Dick. A film about a
bald vegan singers dick by Knobules | Sep 24th, 2008 10:30:54 AM |
I had to see how Blindness
ended so by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 24th, 2008 10:41:07 AM |
Call me Shia. by Embeedeuce | Sep 24th, 2008 10:58:38 AM |
What the hell is going on in
here? by Darth Macchio | Sep 24th, 2008 12:14:56 PM |
To be fair... by Gozu | Sep 24th, 2008 12:15:27 PM |
Michael Bay's 'Ulysses' by Laserhead | Sep 24th, 2008 12:58:28 PM |
McG presents... 'The Brothers
Karamazov' by Laserhead | Sep 24th, 2008 12:58:59 PM |
'The Sound and the Fury'... a
film by Kaos by Laserhead | Sep 24th, 2008 12:59:40 PM |
Hey Vern... by ldm882 | Sep 24th, 2008 01:44:07 PM |
We need Peter Weir's Moby Dick by Mattyboy122 | Sep 24th, 2008 02:33:51 PM |
Kathy Bates' pussy. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Sep 24th, 2008 03:37:50 PM |
Yeah, Weir was the first guy
who came to mind by Mullah Omar | Sep 24th, 2008 03:50:53 PM |
Michael Bay's GRAVITY'S
RAINBOW by LaserPants | Sep 24th, 2008 04:47:25 PM |
Definitive adaptation
impossible by Thunderbolt Ross | Sep 24th, 2008 05:05:36 PM |
What AICN.com Needs--Instant
Messenger by Media Messiah | Sep 24th, 2008 05:21:52 PM |
This has already been done... by SG7 | Sep 24th, 2008 05:24:47 PM |
Peter Weir directing Moby Dick by Octaveaeon | Sep 24th, 2008 05:48:45 PM |
I like the bit halfway through
this talkback... by ebonic_plague | Sep 24th, 2008 07:29:42 PM |
Definitive Adaptation vs.
Complete Adaptation by Mullah Omar | Sep 24th, 2008 07:39:25 PM |
That said.... by ebonic_plague | Sep 24th, 2008 07:40:53 PM |
media messiah - that's what
the Zone is for by finky089 | Sep 24th, 2008 07:49:09 PM |
"In a world where a man can
obsess over a giant while
whale..." by finky089 | Sep 24th, 2008 07:54:39 PM |
"Isaiah"? WTF? - meant
"Ishmael" by finky089 | Sep 24th, 2008 07:59:46 PM |
Media Messiah by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Sep 24th, 2008 08:17:19 PM |
Just wanted to rejoin this
conversation and mention by Die_Hardest | Sep 24th, 2008 08:47:14 PM |
by Die_Hardest | Sep 24th, 2008 08:48:29 PM |
cheif brody by Die_Hardest | Sep 24th, 2008 08:51:56 PM |
the real deal by dilbynuggets | Sep 24th, 2008 09:32:18 PM |
Thanks Finky And Grammaton!!!! by Media Messiah | Sep 24th, 2008 10:32:15 PM |