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Why Stop At Playing Kato? Stephen Chow To Direct THE GREEN HORNET!!!

Harry says - GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!

Hey folks, Harry here - just back from night two of FANTASTIC FEST - just read this - HOLY FUCK! This is the greatest fucking movie ever in my brain at this instant. I imagine a level of joygasmic e-geekulation all over each and every synapse collected in my massive cinema-juiced cranium! HEAVEN ON EARTH, THIS IS YOUR FILM!

Beaks here...

We've known for some time that Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg were keen to cast Stephen Chow as Kato in their big-screen reintroduction/reinvention of THE GREEN HORNET. Now that they've got him, it makes perfect sense to let the man direct the damn thing, too!

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the director-star of SHAOLIN SOCCER, KUNG FU HUSTLE and CJ7 (reportedly a cinch for Moriarty Jr.'s 2008 Top Ten list) will indeed call the shots on this long-gestating project (currently scheduled for a June 25, 2010 release). This will also serve as Stephen Chow's American filmmaking debut, which is pretty cool considering that the televised GREEN HORNET introduced Chow's hero, Bruce Lee, to American audiences back in the 1960s. Here's Chow's quote from the Reporter:

"I'm excited to be taking on 'The Green Hornet' -- obviously I've been a huge fan of the show since I was a kid," Chow said. "The idea of stepping into Bruce Lee's shoes as Kato is both humbling and thrilling, and to get the chance to direct the project as my American movie debut is simply a dream come true."

What this means in terms of tone is anybody's guess. The Rogen/Goldberg script has yet to surface (attention leakers: time to start leakin'!), but I doubt they hired Chow to put him in a creative straitjacket. I'm expecting zany, but reined-in - more SHAOLIN SOCCER than KUNG-FU HUSTLE. And since The Hollywood Reporter went out of their way to note that Rogen has "slimmed down" in anticipation for the film, I'm also expecting him to be as involved in the action as Chow.

This is great news. I mean, I don't have any real affection for the character or the TV show (aside from the Bruce Lee connection), but the idea of Rogen and Chow kicking ass in an action comedy... if they do this right, it'll be like RUSH HOUR never happened.

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First
by welsh12uk
Sep 19th, 2008
04:59:18 PM
Second...
by Animus
Sep 19th, 2008
05:00:00 PM
Do we have to go back in time to see this??
by DOGSOUP
Sep 19th, 2008
05:01:40 PM
Rogen. Chow. Green. Hornet.
by Heckles
Sep 19th, 2008
05:03:25 PM
thank god
by dirty john
Sep 19th, 2008
05:04:57 PM
Certainly sounds intriguing!
by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom
Sep 19th, 2008
05:08:32 PM
SETH ROGAN IS NOT FUNNY
by the book
Sep 19th, 2008
05:08:39 PM
Lets hope this turns out better than when
by skimn
Sep 19th, 2008
05:11:31 PM
Hornet was always about Bruce Lee, so it only makes sense...
by JediRob
Sep 19th, 2008
05:15:15 PM
Chow with a Hollywood budget
by skimn
Sep 19th, 2008
05:16:53 PM
FANTASTIC NEWS! Now I'm excited for this movie.
by DrPain
Sep 19th, 2008
05:21:41 PM
This'll be awesome!
by bswise
Sep 19th, 2008
05:22:36 PM
Cough.... Rush Hour never happened. Cough..
by Damien Chowder
Sep 19th, 2008
05:25:11 PM
¡¡¡UNBEFUCKINLIEVABLE!!!
by pipergates
Sep 19th, 2008
05:25:41 PM
Chow is the man
by krushjudgement
Sep 19th, 2008
05:29:44 PM
I find the "Seth Rogen's not funny" people amusing
by slone13
Sep 19th, 2008
05:30:03 PM
Theme music for Hornet
by mr dark
Sep 19th, 2008
05:54:12 PM
calm your passion!
by pubgrundy
Sep 19th, 2008
06:04:13 PM
If only Rogen could act as well as slim down
by MrJJonz
Sep 19th, 2008
06:04:56 PM
Has anyone seen any pictorial evidence of "Slim" Rogan?
by DHJeffries
Sep 19th, 2008
06:05:38 PM
Has anyone seen any pictorial evidence of "Slim" Rogan?
by DHJeffries
Sep 19th, 2008
06:05:58 PM
damn I was hoping to see Kevin Smiths version
by j2talk
Sep 19th, 2008
06:08:32 PM
wow, you mean I actually have to see this thing now?
by wash
Sep 19th, 2008
06:11:24 PM
If Jon Hamm was playing The Green Hornet...
by blackmantis
Sep 19th, 2008
06:11:28 PM
Slone 13, then I should put you into Hysterics!
by JethroBodine
Sep 19th, 2008
06:11:40 PM
Cool....
by phaedrus007
Sep 19th, 2008
06:13:23 PM
Wow great news...
by Annie The Pod Racer
Sep 19th, 2008
06:14:57 PM
Rogan = Chevy Chase in 10 years
by JethroBodine
Sep 19th, 2008
06:15:14 PM
Craig Kilborn!
by DrPain
Sep 19th, 2008
06:16:38 PM
JON HAMM would be great too!
by DrPain
Sep 19th, 2008
06:19:36 PM
Blackmantis
by skimn
Sep 19th, 2008
06:20:31 PM
Since Jon Hamm missed out on this.. Jon Hamm Superman Kingdom Co
by Damien Chowder
Sep 19th, 2008
06:20:52 PM
Kingdom Come
by Damien Chowder
Sep 19th, 2008
06:21:22 PM
Green Hornet
by enderandrew
Sep 19th, 2008
06:22:52 PM
Hmmm...might be worth watching
by Nuking the Fridge
Sep 19th, 2008
06:30:52 PM
I just heard something
by Turd Furgeson
Sep 19th, 2008
06:33:28 PM
The Perfect GH movie was already made
by catlettuce4
Sep 19th, 2008
06:34:21 PM
Stephen Chou! Awesome
by Lang The Cat
Sep 19th, 2008
06:36:09 PM
I'm actually interested in a Green Hornet movie
by Logo Lou
Sep 19th, 2008
06:44:45 PM
Hell yeah! Damn cool news!!!
by a goonie
Sep 19th, 2008
07:02:08 PM
This Movie Just Got A BILLION TIMES More Interesting.
by buster00
Sep 19th, 2008
07:11:52 PM
Yes!!!!
by the1980mutant
Sep 19th, 2008
07:15:19 PM
So we'll be getting a very silly movie then
by kafka07
Sep 19th, 2008
07:18:37 PM
This is awesome
by buffywrestling
Sep 19th, 2008
07:24:28 PM
Seth Rogen not funny? Keep telling yourselves that...
by brokentusk
Sep 19th, 2008
07:31:57 PM
KINGDOM COME should be mocap...
by MetalMickey
Sep 19th, 2008
07:35:10 PM
As long as it don't suck as much as The Spirt will...
by MEMEOVORE
Sep 19th, 2008
07:40:54 PM
Pineapple Express let me down but...
by drturing
Sep 19th, 2008
07:41:29 PM
Fucking A yes!!!!
by picardsucks
Sep 19th, 2008
07:41:35 PM
Search your spell checker...
by MEMEOVORE
Sep 19th, 2008
07:42:17 PM
Seth Rogen is funny. Talkbackers not at all.
by Teh Suk
Sep 19th, 2008
07:45:33 PM
right on
by DigitalBeachWar
Sep 19th, 2008
07:48:49 PM
I really hope this turns out well for Chow...
by TroutMaskReplicant
Sep 19th, 2008
08:16:12 PM
I see some real potential here for Chow
by Teddy Artery
Sep 19th, 2008
08:25:59 PM
Drop Green Hornet, just make a hardcore kung fu movie with Kato
by DarthBakpao
Sep 19th, 2008
09:13:43 PM
@ Turd Furgeson
by TroutMaskReplicant
Sep 19th, 2008
09:15:03 PM
TroutMaksReplicant
by Turd Furgeson
Sep 19th, 2008
09:31:53 PM
take out the spaces..
by Turd Furgeson
Sep 19th, 2008
09:32:32 PM
Has to be a comedy
by Thot
Sep 19th, 2008
09:42:24 PM
Kato should be played by...
by kbass
Sep 19th, 2008
09:54:02 PM
CJ7 was HORRIBLE.
by Nasty In The Pasty
Sep 19th, 2008
10:36:42 PM
Let's see...
by Cheif Brody
Sep 19th, 2008
11:13:13 PM
cj7 just wasnt what i expected
by Mr_X
Sep 19th, 2008
11:28:52 PM
CJ7 was crazy
by Series7
Sep 20th, 2008
12:36:40 AM
Chow good, Rogen horrible
by the milf lover
Sep 20th, 2008
12:55:48 AM
The Green Hornet, a comedy? Ugh.
by crankyoldguy
Sep 20th, 2008
01:00:55 AM
I just heard that
by Series7
Sep 20th, 2008
01:52:15 AM
CJ7 was a superior retelling of Mac and Me
by wash
Sep 20th, 2008
02:36:35 AM
Fuck YEAH....
by travis-dane
Sep 20th, 2008
02:50:55 AM
Chow is funny as hell, but wrong choice for Kato
by DarthBakpao
Sep 20th, 2008
03:07:46 AM
Can anybody recommend another movie site?
by jonnyweir
Sep 20th, 2008
03:11:08 AM
Gee...more wire fu!
by Le Phantom
Sep 20th, 2008
03:13:36 AM
Rogen as The Hornet is Terrable.
by Redfive!
Sep 20th, 2008
03:35:19 AM
Wow is this is all it takes to get Harry excited?
by Orionsangels
Sep 20th, 2008
03:51:05 AM
jonnyweir
by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom
Sep 20th, 2008
04:11:29 AM
I have seen both Stephen Chws movies..
by emeraldboy
Sep 20th, 2008
04:22:02 AM
Kung Fu hustle..
by emeraldboy
Sep 20th, 2008
04:23:24 AM
This is sooo much more exciting than AVATAR, Harry.
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 20th, 2008
04:28:10 AM
universal have passed on...
by emeraldboy
Sep 20th, 2008
04:28:58 AM
Union
by HEADGEEK
Sep 20th, 2008
04:30:37 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Sep 20th, 2008
04:49:25 AM
Harry
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 20th, 2008
04:54:52 AM
jonnyweir
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 20th, 2008
05:00:07 AM
Harry, was there any need for your addition to the headline?
by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom
Sep 20th, 2008
05:01:47 AM
The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 20th, 2008
05:09:49 AM
this movie's kung fu is strong
by The Amazing G
Sep 20th, 2008
05:13:00 AM
wow
by chipps
Sep 20th, 2008
05:16:39 AM
unionJACKass.webs.com
by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom
Sep 20th, 2008
05:45:27 AM
The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 20th, 2008
05:53:26 AM
Well who know's about Tintin?
by TroutMaskReplicant
Sep 20th, 2008
05:54:47 AM
Oh it's being reported by Chud now...
by TroutMaskReplicant
Sep 20th, 2008
05:59:44 AM
Rogan's shtick
by papabendi
Sep 20th, 2008
05:59:52 AM
Rogen's playing Green Hornet?
by Knuckleduster
Sep 20th, 2008
06:02:58 AM
This is fantastic.
by CoursinLarry
Sep 20th, 2008
06:14:13 AM
If someone is going to leak that
by hallmitchell
Sep 20th, 2008
06:23:49 AM
Everyone remember that time...
by Edward_nygma
Sep 20th, 2008
06:50:31 AM
Awesome. - Live up to Bruce Lee choreography.
by JDanielP
Sep 20th, 2008
07:07:47 AM
I WISH THEY WOULD PLAY IT STRAIGHT AND NOT FOR LAUGHS
by BringingSexyBack
Sep 20th, 2008
07:15:59 AM
AVATAR
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 20th, 2008
07:20:21 AM
Harry
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 20th, 2008
07:22:02 AM
What does Seth Rogen have stuffed in his bottom lip?
by Laserhead
Sep 20th, 2008
07:44:47 AM
Rogen, 'slimmed down'?
by TopHat
Sep 20th, 2008
07:45:37 AM
Also: AVATAR = THE PHANTOM MENANCE
by TopHat
Sep 20th, 2008
07:47:54 AM
oh dear
by orange cinema
Sep 20th, 2008
07:57:51 AM
DEATH TO HYPE: The "Save AVATAR & Green Hornet" Campaign
by NivekJ
Sep 20th, 2008
07:58:56 AM
Green Hornet equated to the Best Movie Ever
by Kloipy
Sep 20th, 2008
08:00:39 AM
TopHat
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 20th, 2008
08:23:59 AM
What a billiant idea!!!!!!
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Sep 20th, 2008
08:35:57 AM
The 'slimmed down' Rogan is on the cover of GQ
by catlettuce4
Sep 20th, 2008
08:50:40 AM
why are people saying dark knight did "well?"
by jig98
Sep 20th, 2008
08:55:05 AM
I actually Love bugs bunny...
by emeraldboy
Sep 20th, 2008
09:00:30 AM
TroutMaskReplicant
by Turd Furgeson
Sep 20th, 2008
09:04:33 AM
Wow, I could care less.
by dr sauch
Sep 20th, 2008
09:14:36 AM
Turd Furgeson
by TroutMaskReplicant
Sep 20th, 2008
09:15:48 AM
I like Seth Rogan but Harry has no taste
by reflecto
Sep 20th, 2008
09:20:47 AM
Well that's just fuckin awesome!
by Jotham
Sep 20th, 2008
09:26:33 AM
But why?
by ChezKing
Sep 20th, 2008
09:32:09 AM
I'm just not excited about this...
by Gungan Slayer
Sep 20th, 2008
09:52:39 AM

by x_dereks_x
Sep 20th, 2008
10:13:10 AM
How do FAT people slim down?
by teethgnasher
Sep 20th, 2008
10:16:06 AM
Sounds terrible
by Michael Monterastelli
Sep 20th, 2008
10:21:22 AM
This Level of excitement about The Green F'n Hornet?!
by A-COD
Sep 20th, 2008
10:22:41 AM
greatest movie ever Harry?
by the milf lover
Sep 20th, 2008
10:28:11 AM
more crack journalism and stupid talkbacking...
by LORDRANDO
Sep 20th, 2008
10:47:57 AM
jonnyweir, yeah -- move over Citizen Kane!
by Bibliographer
Sep 20th, 2008
11:04:03 AM
FRAKKIN' A!
by daroru
Sep 20th, 2008
11:04:29 AM
the book
by quantize
Sep 20th, 2008
11:07:43 AM
Harry, your review was absolutely worthless.
by Cotton McKnight
Sep 20th, 2008
11:08:14 AM
Wow, Harry, that was bloody annoying...
by PirateEmery
Sep 20th, 2008
11:12:36 AM
Harry - Ever actually WATCH original GH?
by Ninja Nerd
Sep 20th, 2008
11:14:31 AM
I Predict EPIC FAIL. This & The Spirit
by cowboyone
Sep 20th, 2008
11:28:54 AM
awesome
by Fortunesfool
Sep 20th, 2008
11:35:46 AM
Chow
by semisaj
Sep 20th, 2008
11:36:38 AM
Pinapple Xpress was a bit Meh!
by FILMFUNK
Sep 20th, 2008
11:44:14 AM
HARRY - GO FUCK YOURSELF
by Robots In Das Guys
Sep 20th, 2008
11:57:33 AM
Wait... you mean Kato from the PINK PANTHER films?!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Sep 20th, 2008
12:42:51 PM
Christ on a cracker, give Harry a break
by skimn
Sep 20th, 2008
12:48:13 PM
whats with all the shit talkin
by Murkish
Sep 20th, 2008
12:49:06 PM
Meant "After all the man is HEADGEEK"
by skimn
Sep 20th, 2008
12:49:35 PM
It's not just the hyperbole,
by PirateEmery
Sep 20th, 2008
01:10:38 PM
and now for something completely different...
by cifra
Sep 20th, 2008
01:10:44 PM
Chow is great
by veritasses
Sep 20th, 2008
01:39:21 PM
In my opinion, Green Hornet should be done similar to Get Smart
by Mr Spork
Sep 20th, 2008
01:42:03 PM
DHJeffries
by marcogo
Sep 20th, 2008
01:45:24 PM
Shame on you Harry...
by marcogo
Sep 20th, 2008
01:47:01 PM
Sweet more Hong Kong talent making Hollywood films...
by Roketopunch
Sep 20th, 2008
02:30:40 PM
I can't wait for a trailer
by Die_Hardest
Sep 20th, 2008
02:33:19 PM
hahahah
by DeadPanWalking
Sep 20th, 2008
02:35:04 PM
Oh boy is this going to suck
by Yiggy
Sep 20th, 2008
02:50:55 PM
Krack
by Mosquito March
Sep 20th, 2008
03:22:03 PM
Raiders is in my top 3.
by Alfred_Packer
Sep 20th, 2008
03:32:24 PM
Hootkins resume..
by Alfred_Packer
Sep 20th, 2008
03:40:37 PM
GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!
by Le Vicious Fishus
Sep 20th, 2008
04:00:28 PM
The more I read Harry's articles...
by leland222
Sep 20th, 2008
04:08:20 PM
My goodness! Stargate Universe sounds awful!
by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom
Sep 20th, 2008
04:31:07 PM
Harry, you are an ass
by Drunken Rage
Sep 20th, 2008
05:08:24 PM
ev1ldead
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 20th, 2008
05:25:58 PM
RAIDERS
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 20th, 2008
05:28:10 PM
Harry..how do you...
by Raindog789
Sep 20th, 2008
05:29:04 PM
I am Eli Hitchcock
by Thrillho77
Sep 20th, 2008
05:46:47 PM
The Green Hornet -one season show.....
by rben
Sep 20th, 2008
06:25:17 PM
The Avengers Movie that comes out in 2011.
by PirateEmery
Sep 20th, 2008
09:19:54 PM
It's official
by leland222
Sep 20th, 2008
09:28:29 PM
Just because it might be a comedy doesn't mean it won't be fanta
by samuraiyao
Sep 20th, 2008
09:39:27 PM
fanta as in fantastic...
by samuraiyao
Sep 20th, 2008
09:45:07 PM
Mmmm... fanta...
by PirateEmery
Sep 20th, 2008
09:45:49 PM
Greatest movie ever Harry?
by GeorgieBoy
Sep 20th, 2008
10:28:38 PM
NEWS: ROGEN AND FERREL HAVE SIGNED FOR BIGFOOT AND WILDBOY
by Uncle Stan
Sep 20th, 2008
10:41:52 PM
Flavor Flav has signed on to Groovy Ghoulies the movie!
by Orionsangels
Sep 20th, 2008
10:47:50 PM
Gilligan's planet CGI movie!
by Orionsangels
Sep 20th, 2008
10:49:04 PM
Harry Knowles, I'm impressed by SHIT! The movie!
by Orionsangels
Sep 20th, 2008
10:49:36 PM
wgas
by Rupee88
Sep 20th, 2008
10:59:18 PM
WATCHMEN will be The Greatest Movie Ever!
by grievenom
Sep 20th, 2008
11:26:18 PM
this sounds lame
by Stevie Grant
Sep 20th, 2008
11:36:45 PM
I remember the GH as Being Suave and Sophisticated
by Xiphos_2
Sep 21st, 2008
01:13:05 AM
reintroduction/reinvention = no ideas
by Reno
Sep 21st, 2008
02:42:25 AM
I love that guy
by deanbarry
Sep 21st, 2008
02:50:57 AM
Greatest Movie Ever?? WTF!
by midgard serpent
Sep 21st, 2008
03:15:11 AM
midgard serpent...do you read?
by deanbarry
Sep 21st, 2008
03:27:04 AM
Steven Chow's first duty - FIRE Seth Rogan!
by dkfuel
Sep 21st, 2008
03:38:51 AM
I was actually happier with the rumor...
by RobinP
Sep 21st, 2008
05:59:04 AM
Greatest Movie Ever?
by Bruce of all Trades
Sep 21st, 2008
06:53:15 AM
Total miscast and wrong direction..
by CeejayNightwing
Sep 21st, 2008
07:31:12 AM
Well we don't KNOW the direction yet...
by Larry Sellers
Sep 21st, 2008
09:05:39 AM
Chow, anti-Hollowood. Rogan, too puppy dog
by Immortal_Fish
Sep 21st, 2008
09:16:00 AM
Oh and perhaps the Spirit will have an impact
by Immortal_Fish
Sep 21st, 2008
09:21:59 AM
Andy Lau or Francis Ng as the villians
by picardsucks
Sep 21st, 2008
10:16:27 AM
I could see Dane Cook or Ryan Reynolds, but NOT Seth Rogan
by Monkey_King
Sep 21st, 2008
11:59:09 AM
Sounds like "camp" is finally creeping in
by Snookeroo
Sep 21st, 2008
02:29:01 PM
I think Harry has a Seth Rogan fetish!
by Orionsangels
Sep 21st, 2008
03:22:40 PM
Mr. Dark - Surf Coasters "Flight of the Bumblebee"
by Kantoku
Sep 21st, 2008
03:39:57 PM
So Harry
by d_fens1969
Sep 21st, 2008
04:17:06 PM
Harry
by Wants Vaders Executor
Sep 21st, 2008
05:08:55 PM
Larry Sellers -
by CeejayNightwing
Sep 21st, 2008
05:55:02 PM
deanbarry reading FTW!
by midgard serpent
Sep 21st, 2008
06:58:28 PM
Mr_Incredible, LMAO!
by Orionsangels
Sep 21st, 2008
07:16:29 PM
Why do we need a "stoner" Green Hornet????
by Otter
Sep 21st, 2008
07:18:36 PM
Green Hornet's a slapstick comedy?
by Voice O. Reason
Sep 21st, 2008
09:09:59 PM
Ya know...
by Deus X Meshuga
Sep 21st, 2008
09:23:58 PM
Sold.
by Stormwatcher
Sep 21st, 2008
10:13:25 PM
Sold
by Stormwatcher
Sep 21st, 2008
10:14:13 PM
This Avatar hype is hilarious
by kungfuhustler84
Sep 22nd, 2008
03:38:44 AM
And Harry's statement of "greatest movie ever"
by kungfuhustler84
Sep 22nd, 2008
03:47:01 AM
Seth as Britt Reid Jr. maybe?
by dkfuel
Sep 22nd, 2008
06:23:55 AM
Chow is brilliant...
by Darth Macchio
Sep 22nd, 2008
10:00:24 AM
Oh Brutha! (spoken like Bugs Bunny)
by spudwas
Sep 23rd, 2008
05:29:15 AM
Do you remember when we all thought John Woo was God?
by Mr Gorilla
Sep 23rd, 2008
06:17:36 AM
"Seth Rogen's Not Funny"
by Karl Childers
Sep 23rd, 2008
07:31:43 AM
THIS JUST IN!!
by boogy110
Sep 23rd, 2008
08:57:04 PM
Anybody remember "The Avengers" in 1998?
by Yeti
Sep 24th, 2008
05:58:28 AM
This may be a good movie
by Abominable Snowcone
Sep 24th, 2008
08:11:52 AM
Django says -
by Django The Bastard
Sep 26th, 2008
12:34:26 PM
Kantoku re:surfcoasters
by mr dark
Sep 28th, 2008
10:25:31 AM
Seth Rogans version will be
by mr dark
Sep 28th, 2008
10:28:29 AM
This movie will quickly be forgotten
by Little Beavis
Sep 28th, 2008
03:36:34 PM

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