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Lil Audrey Brown sits down with DOUG JONES - the new man of a 1000 faces...

Hey folks, Harry here... If you read GEEK MAGAZINE, you're familiar with the work of the lovely Audrey Brown, known as Marion to her Myspace acquaintances - but she had a chance to spend forever with Doug Jones talking about everything from MY NAME IS JERRY, to THE HOBBIT and his association with Guillermo Del Toro - along with a few fantasy projects. She wanted to find a place for the interview, and when she contacted me - asked if I wanted her interview with the fantabulous Doug Jones, who the hell wouldn't... IT IS DOUG 'FREAKIN' JONES! So for your entertainment, here's that amazing Doug Jones and our fly on the wall, Audrey...

I got the chance to interview Doug Jones after he wrapped filming this summer on the indie, “My Name Is Jerry” in Muncie, Indiana. It’s Doug’s first starring role out of makeup. There’s a website, MyNameIsJerry.Com. At any rate, I have to admit to going a little, “Chris Farley Show” on him. I’m something of a fan, so I may have strayed from my professionalism just a tad. I basically saw it as an opportunity to have a conversation with him, instead of thinking of it as a press thing. Results are below… I saw on your myspace page that you like “Waiting For Guffman”, I love that movie. What’s your favorite part?

~Oh my gosh, well, for anyone who’s ever done community theater, ”Waiting For Guffman” was absolute genius. The thing was, that they all thought they were going to broadway, and I think that’s the moment where Corky says, “Okay you guys, we have a chance and we may be going to Broadway”, that for me was, of course, they’re not going to Broadway! The show sucked, right? But in their small world, they were making the best thing that has ever been ever seen ever. I’ve been on stage in projects with people who think this is it, we’re heading places, and I’m sitting there going, “Are you kidding me? This is a turkey!” I’ve worked on films the same way, and their like, “Oh this is gonna be huge!” And I’m like, “I just stabbed somebody’s eyeball out! How huge can this be?” Been there, done that. So that movie meant the world to me that we were making fun of it.

My favorite is when Parker Posey sings “Teacher’s Pet”.

~Her pumps! She was dressing up for the day, wasn’t she? In her little fashion senseless way!

I like it when she falls over and screams, “Whoa!”

~We just had our moment, you and I, and there was love.

Who is the performer that you watch that gives you goosebumps, who is that performer for you? Or which movie does it for you?

~Oh my gosh, the Notebook! I love graphic imagery, and the dancing under the stoplight in the middle of street, in the middle of an intersection with no traffic. At the end of the movie, when James Garner and Gina Rowlands, the two of them are….oh my gosh, and she’s having a moment of clarity where she’s coming out of her dementia. Long enough to say, I’m here, you’re here, we’re here. And they lie down on that bed together in hopes that they can savor that moment together, and maybe that’s where their lives can end. Sure enough that’s where their lives did end. Ugh, I ended up turning that dvd off and sitting with the Mrs. We were just weeping together and hoping that that can be us someday.

Yours is so poignant, mine is a moment from Golden Girls with Bea Arthur.

~Haha, great show! Bea Arthur was genius on the Golden Girls, all she had to do was give a look and I was in hysterics.

Okay, down to business. Do you have any idea whether you are going to be called to the set of the Hobbit?

~Well, let me tell you, Guillermo has said several times when asked, that he’ll always have me in his films. Which I love hearing, but is that a guarantee? No, nothing’s a guarantee, but recently we were on the red carpet at the Saturn awards together. I was there to present an award that night, and he was there to accept a sort of a lifetime achievement award. Even though he’s quite young…he even said that in his acceptance speech, “Does the academy know something I don’t about my health?” Or about his cholesterol level, that’s what he said! Made me laugh. Anyway, so we were both arriving at the same time, unbeknownst to each other, and I’m being interviewed on the press line and he steps in. Interviewer guy says on camera, microphone in hand, “So Guillermo, what do you have for Doug in the Hobbit?” and I said out loud, “Well this ought to be good, go ahead answer him Guillermo.”, but I felt bad for him, because he’s gonna have to come up with an answer on camera. Quite premature to talk about anything specific yet...and our relationship has been that he keeps me in mind for everything, and he tells me about it at the last minute. If he has to have a decision at 3 a.m., he’ll call me at 1 a.m. But that’s what seems to work for us, and that’s fine. So we had not talked about the Hobbit at all, but the fan base and the press have been asking both of us…Guillermo’s answer was brilliant. He said, “Well, as usual I’m sure I will be putting Doug through some kind of pain and torture and agony somehow, so I’m sure you will see him somehow doing something ugly. And I looked at him and said, “Business as usual then?” And chuckle chuckle, and he said , “Let me say this, I have nothing official to report yet, but if I direct a hemorrhoid commercial Doug Jones will be in it.”. So that was reassuring. I’ve said before, if Guillermo Del Toro wants me to take a crap on film, I will take that crap, knowing that it will turn into some piece of art that we’ll be talking about next with a statuette in our hands.

I think you should be an elf, of course.

~I’ve heard a lot about, well…there’s a specific role that sounds delicious! I don’t wanna say, I don’t know…that’s for Guillermo. The thing is as fans, keep talking! Because he listens to his fan base really a lot. If you have suggestions for what you want to see, he considers that. He’s very specific with what he wants, absolutely. But what you want from him and how he communicates with his fan base, keep talking, because he listens.

That’s fabulous news, because Doug Jones fans are pushy. Speaking of which, here’s a couple more future role suggestions from me and others, The Riddler for the next Batman.

~It’s been an ongoing conversation on my IMDB page! Riddler, let’s look into it, that’d be great. I don’t know how to get that wheel rolling, but let’s do it.

This one’s totally random, but if they ever make a movie out of the greatest American hero, wait, do you remember that?

~Believe it or not, I’m walking on air!

Okay, that one wasn’t from the community at large, it was from my sister law…so…

~Thank you, precious!

What would you be doing if you weren’t acting?

~I can tell you today, sitting here today that if Hollywood ever gives up on me, and says, we’re done with you Doug, that’s when I’ll go to nursing school, to be honest with you. That’s fits my personality and my need to have hands on with other people in a helpful sort of way. That would fulfill something in me that I haven’t tapped into yet.

Okay, I’m kind of embarrassed to ask, but I have to know. Is Bette Midler “cool”?

~Bette Midler is beyond cool! In fact, working with Hocus Pocus with her…I had a geek out moment with her myself. She’s a wonderful singer, actress, songwriter, performer…but there are technical singers who are better, of course. But she’s a storyteller. She really communicates with her singing, and she’s funny, but she also brings a tear to your eye. In Hocus Pocus, I’m this far from her on my first night of work going…*stares*…and I felt like a jackass, but she was so kind to me. She’s a diva in every bit the complimentary way. She owns the space she’s in, she pushes everything she has out there, I mean, again, she’s like me that some people find her attractive and other people find her not. I’m the same way, I understood her, I think. But what I love about her is that she takes up all that she is and pushes it forward like, I am the sexiest beast that has ever walked to planet! So meeting her was a dream for me and working with her. So, I love me some Bette Midler. Long answer to a short question, sorry…

No, I love that. Now, I have to ask you this. I’ve interviewed some people here and there, and I always like to ask this. Do you feel cool yet?

~I LOVE that question. Absolutely not. I have never felt cool once in my life, child. No. I’m a geek through and through. Here’s the deal, people who do say, “Yeah, I feel cool”. They’re lying. Does anyone feel cool, honestly? Honestly? You know, I have friends who are everything from comic book nerds to super models. I have a wide assortment of friends. Supermodels, are every bit as insecure as the comic book geeks. Maybe even more so, because. “I am so pretty, everybody wants me, I have to keep this image going?” Are you kidding me? They’re terrified of what might happen tomorrow if they wake up with a zit! You know what I’m saying? So, no, no, no, no. Cool? Never.

That’s great news, makes me feel better about life. If you don’t feel cool, then I’m okay.

~Trust me, sweet pea, you are gonna be fine. (laughs)

I’ll take that compliment, from Doug Jones!

~You work it girl, own it!

You have a lot of fans now, and you’ve said before that you wish you could have an hour with everybody. That must be exhausting, having all that energy come at you. How do you stay so… nice?

~Well, you’re asking me to boast about myself aren’t you, which I just can’t do.

Don’t feel pressured to answer that…

~No, I want to. I do. Talking about that celebrity radar thing, before I was on it this wasn’t even an issue. Now being on the radar somewhere with a certain amount of people who call themselves fans of mine, which I appreciate! That term, “fan” being used in the same sentence with my name, I don’t even understand how that works together. Having done so much in my career being under that radar, and not being noticed, I’m happy! What a huge compliment that is, right? I know what it’s like to be without it, and I don’t ever want to take for granted or minimalize how important these people are to me! Anybody who has heard my name and can associate work with it, and emotions with that, are dear to me. It’s people like you that keep me employed! I wanna embrace all of it and savor those memories! What did I ever do to deserve this? People who call themselves Doug Jones fans are angels to me!

When you are behind prosthetics, and you have to get into character and every character is so physically different…does that just come from your mind frame when you have to take on a character with just your physical being when you don’t have your face to work with?

~Well, sometimes you have things to work off of, like Abe Sapien, was fish mutant man. Okay, well there are fish in the world, and you can go look at a fish and how it’s fins move and how it’s head darts around. That helps me get Abe’s physicality down. Other characters, like Aliens, or the episode of Fear Itself where I had to play a wendigo. What’s a wendigo? You know, that’s folklore that comes from native America that like…I have no point of reference for. So that’s when you have to listen to your writer, and your director, and ask, “What’s the story we’re telling again?”, because I’m ignorant to it. I have to be like, “Alright, let’s let the wendigo play in me and see what comes out. And what comes out was what you saw on NBC that night.”

Was that your voice by the way?

~Uh, huh, all of it was.

All the cries and the screams?

~Child, I was howling! I was, yeah, no, we did a voice session and I did all the colors of everything. He layered my voice on my voice in different tones.

That was terrifying by the way. That could’ve been a feature. By the way, the first day that I met you, I went home and that was on television. Here I had just met the nicest celebrity ever, and then you were that terrifying thing. How’s that for timing? All the work you did de-programming my fear of zombies and then this.

~Well, that character of Grady had sort of moments of sort of clarity where he was waking up and was like, “Oh, what’s going on?”, and other moments where he was like, the wendigo and varying degrees in between. So the voice had to change with that, as well as movement and physicality. That was a tiring job for me. I had to invest a lot of myself in that. Again, when you’re doing a character that’s that extreme…I do a lot of characters that are extreme, either visually or, emotionally. So trusting that the director is creating a playground that is safe to play in is the most important part… If I feel like I’m in a playground that is safe, and I won’t look like an idiot, and will get out of this having told a really good story, then that gives me more freedom to experiment with this character all the way to the limits.

As an actor, how do you come down off of all your roles? Since they are so extreme, do you have to have a vacation after each role?

~Like I have time for one of those…va what ? Vacation? How do you spell that? That would be ideal. The hardest time I had bouncing back probably was after Hellboy II, because I played three characters in that a film for six and a half months. Longest film shoot I’ve ever been on. And, it was the longest film shoot with the least amount of time off. Usually when you’re on a long film shoot in another country somewhere you have a lot of down time. You’re not in every scene, so therefore you get days off here, here, and here. Hellboy II was a 128 day film shoot and I worked 108 of those days. I’ve never teared up at the end of one work day hearing my call time for the next day until Hellboy II. I was getting back into my car at the end of a day, it was 11 at night, 18 hour shooting day. I get to go back to the hotel now. Our second A.D. comes up to me and says, “Doug, your call time for tomorrow, 2 o’clock in the morning pick-up.” 2 in the morning, that’s three hours from now! So I started saying, “Okay, see you at two, goodnight.” I got in my car with the driver, and I kind of put my head on his shoulder, and he just pet my head and drove away, like, “I’m sorry Doug.” So, at the end of that shoot, I got back to Los Angeles, and I couldn’t come out and play for about two months. I was depressed, I was out of sorts with myself, yeah, and being that consumed in Abe and the Angel of Death and the Chamberlain, which was about a week of that shoot…being that consumed with that movie and that world and then coming back to be Dougie Jones again was difficult, and that’s the most difficult part for me in recent life. Is there an answer to this?

No, there is no answer. You kind of anticipated my next question, which was have you ever had a panic attack in costume, so…I’ll just skip to some more light and cheesy stuff. Ever been to Disneyland?

~Yeah!

What’s your favorite ride at Disneyland?

~I was at Disneyland in L.A. before it was the new improved, bigger, broader…I haven’t been there since then. I’m old school Disneyland. My favorite ride was Space Mountain. Just sayin’…

So you like coasters? I love them.

~Well, I don’t do roller coasters very well, but that one has just enough without spinning you and making you vomit. Right? But also a lot of visuals and a lot of excitement, and even music piped in to the ears, it was like, “I’m in my own action movie, yeah!”

If you could do a biography movie about anyone, who would it be?

~Ooh, that’s good. Biography movie…um, I have always wanted to play Abraham Lincoln. Came close to doing a cameo as Abraham Lincoln in Zorro II, but I had to run off to Europe and film something else, I think it was Doom. But I was so disappointed. That I was gonna have to miss putting on the beard and the stovepipe hat, you know what I mean?

You could probably just wear those anyway, around town.

~Probably, hello I’m Abraham!

I think you would do fabulous in a Danny Kaye biopic.

~Oh, my gosh, why didn’t I think of that? If I could play Danny Kaye, I would die happy.

I can’t believe nobody has done that, but I think you would be fabulous as him! I would also pitch to you and Abe Sapien musical with all Barry Manilow songs.

~Can I just tell you, I am a HUGE Barry Manilow fan? Really, everybody is. I think there was even a skit on Family Guy about that…he’s prolific, how many hits did that man have? I’m serious, he’s genius. So, for me to be able to sing, “Can’t Smile without You” with my Ron Perlman next to me and ugh, dreamy. It was just dreamy. Forget about it.

I saw Hellboy II a handful of times and that was the scene that every single time people would respond to out loud. Okay, last question…what kind of wholesale advice would you give to the aspiring geeks of the world?

~It’s the advice I give young actors starting out, but it applies in any field. What I tell young actors is that the odds are never with you. There are so many naysayers in the world who will say, “I don’t know if you’re cut out for this” or, “There’s only, there’s 100 people that want three positions. And that’s true for any job application and any field that you go into, so, but the fact is, when you turn on your t.v. or you go sit down in the movie theater and there’s people on that screen that means it can be done. If you wanna be a nurse and you go to a hospital, and see nurses in uniform, that means it can be done. Someone’s doing it. If you want to be a writer and there are books on the shelf behind me right now, someone did it. It can be done. It can be DONE! SO, go frickin’ do it.

There you have it, a Doug Jones prophetic statement for the masses. Thank you!

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  • Sept. 17, 2008, 4:36 p.m. CST

    FIRST!

    by Silent Mark

    Yay Doug Jones!

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 4:42 p.m. CST

    new man of 1000 faces"

    by ShiftyEyedDog2

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 4:43 p.m. CST

    "new man of 1000 faces"

    by ShiftyEyedDog2

    he's been in a few mediocre films, and half the time is mo-capped. lets not overstate his position

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Beorn and the Goblin King

    by Hikaru Ichijo

    Choice roles. If you're doing two flicks, you have room for Beorn.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 5:03 p.m. CST

    FIRST!

    by Baked

    And I have to say, either Doug Jones is really, really gay or he needs to convert because I've never read so many "Goshes" and "sweet peas" from a grown man. <p> Not that there's anything wrong with that, 'cause I platonic love me some Doug Jones.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Dammit!

    by Baked

    Not first.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 5:04 p.m. CST

    ShiftyEyedDog2

    by DerLanghaarige

    So you only saw him in Doom and FF2?

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Doug Jones for Goblin King

    by IAmLegolas

    not Beorn, that would be better for Ron Perlman.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Doug Jones seems like a great guy...

    by brokentusk

    He's always so cheerful in his interviews, as if he's really just pleased as can be to be where he is. Hope he makes it into THE HOBBIT.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Doug for Tom Bombadillo

    by FILMFUNK

    Or whatever that weird guy is who I think was missing from the start of Lord of the Rings but would work cool at the start of the Hobbit! Or maybee he was a t the start of the Hobbit I can't rememeber but anyway I always picture this wiry red skinned weirdo with pointy ears and I think Doug and Del Torro HAVE TO DO TOM BOMBADILLO!!!

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 5:42 p.m. CST

    by I am the most horrible

    I assumed it was the Wood Elf King he was referring to.<p> Not bad casting. <p> I heard Danny Kaye liked to get peed on. Just sayin.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Pearlman as Smaug

    by Hikaru Ichijo

    IAmLegolas, you make a good point about Beorn.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Ron Perlman for Smaug is also acceptable

    by IAmLegolas

    We don't need someone obvious for that role (Sean Connery, Christopher Lee, insert overused/recognizable voice actor)

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 6:01 p.m. CST

    DerLang

    by ShiftyEyedDog2

    No, which is why I said HALF the time. the rest of the time he's just in costumes that anyone else could wear.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Doug Jones as The Riddler

    by hallmitchell

    Great suggestion. Start the movement.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 6:47 p.m. CST

    Er, he should most definitely NOT be The Riddler...

    by brokentusk

    That is a terrible idea. I really love Doug's work, and I'd love for him to appear in something like THE HOBBIT... but come on, have any of you even SEEN Nolan's Batman films?

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Jones as Riddler sounds like.....

    by odo19

    good idea to me. I'd still prefer Hugh Laurie though.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Almost too nice for the business

    by flickerbat

    I have had the opportunity to meet Doug a couple of times, and he one of the most genuinely nice people I've ever met. Would make time for anyone as much as he possibly could. As far as what Baked said above, Doug signs all his autographs with those little Jesus fish thingies, which I guess you could say informs the words he uses. Just an extremely happy, polite individual who is grateful that he gets to work and people appreciate it.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Doug Jones is the ultimate in giving back to his fans

    by Speed Fricassee

    I've met the guy several times, and he's the coolest, nicest, most generous guy in Hollywood. Honestly, whenever I run into a celeb & have a chance to chat, I always compare the experience to how it rates with talking to Doug. Nobody comes close -- he's just that damn cool.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Nice guy

    by Hellmistress

    Doug's known as the nicest guy in the business - and yes, he doesn't cuss, is very clean-cut, decent, and very generous with his time. Oh, and he's never EVER done mo-cap in a film in his life - and that includes the Silver Surfer, despite what Fox tried to tell everyone.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 10:07 p.m. CST

    The Riddler ...

    by Hellmistress

    ... he's a perfect choice. That and Deadman.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 11:21 p.m. CST

    HAHAHAHHA....man is that guy cool...

    by Traumnovelle

    half of those answers sounded like they could have come from a sassy black grandmother... 'Child, i was HOWLIN'.....bahahaha.....oh Doug Jones.....you are truly a king of kings.

  • Sept. 17, 2008, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Sockbaby 4

    by gengrievous82

    Doug Jones is in Sockbaby 4. I highly recommend seeing it over at www.sockbaby.com. See the first three episodes first, then see the fourth one. It's hilarious and Doug's performance was definitely the highlight. For those that have seen it, "Sham bam bamina!"

  • Sept. 18, 2008, 2:52 a.m. CST

    Top, top guy

    by Mr Nicholas

  • Sept. 18, 2008, 10:01 a.m. CST

    The gayest interview in the history of...

    by Knugen

    the internets? BTW "I like it when she falls over and screams, “Whoa!”" - What women considers humour to be. Truly pathetic.

  • Sept. 18, 2008, 4:54 p.m. CST

    non-cusser

    by I am the most horrible

    I had no idea Doug Jones refrained from the cussage. <p>Though I didn't cuss, I feel badly that I discussed Danny Kaye's preference for watersports since there's a small chance he might read this TB and be offended. (Doug Jones that is...there's an even smaller chance Danny Kaye might read this, since in addition to enjoying being peed on, he has passed on.)<p> If there is ever an Elastic-Man live action flick I think Jones would be good casting.

  • Sept. 18, 2008, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Out of line, Doug is totally cool.....

    by Latenighter

    Some of you are so jaded you can't see a truly nice Christian guy when you come across one. Since when is gay and Christian the same? He doesn't swear, and follows the "Golden Rule". And remember this one, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." As I recall he even has a minister in the family, his brother, I think. He's widely regarded by co-workers and fans as THE nicest guy in Hollywood. Have you ever heard or read anything negative about him? Who said he plays parts "just in costume"? You think it's easy to portray emotion when you're all covered up like that? Not just anyone can do that. That's why Doug gets all those parts. And yeah, I've seen Nolan's Batman movies. I'd rather see Burton's. Bale is boring. Keaton IS Batman. Doug would be a perfect Riddler.

  • Sept. 18, 2008, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Whats with the name?

    by liljuniorbrown

    It just sounds alot like my tb handle. If i was going to rank my lame ass handle it would be at the bottom of the list, but maybe Harry likes Kiss of Death as much as I do.Oh well. I think dannygloversdickblood should get to interview Danny Glover for this site. Thats about all I got.

  • Sept. 19, 2008, 10:24 a.m. CST

    its funny how dougs effeminate mannerisms come through even in t

    by lilgorgor

    i dont think you have to be jaded to think doug sounds swishy, because he totally does. he is also a great guy.

  • Sept. 19, 2008, 11:38 a.m. CST

    I agree

    by I am the most horrible

    Nothing wrong with swishy. Doug rocks. We all know it.<p> Christian? I dunno. I do know you don't have to be a Christian to have manners. He sounds like a gentleman, that's all...a goldarned gentleman.

  • And he is without a doubt one of the nicest people I've ever met in my entire life... I can say that he's as classy of an actor as I've ever met, and I've met a few actors in my day. But Doug Jones is by far one of the nicest human beings on the planet, and he deserves all the success he's getting to have now. He's earned everything good that comes his way. The guy is one of my hero's in the industry... Great interview here on Aint it Cool. :)

  • I mean he looks spot on for the role, and well it's like he was born to play that part IMO.

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