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Bruce Willis To Direct A Movie (He'll Star In It, Too)!! Sounds Like Has All Kindsa Funky Stuff In It...


Merrick here...


The Mighty Bruce is set to direct for the first time per THIS STORY in the Shreveport Times.

While little was revealed about the film via the article linked above, the guys over at CHUD found the following synopsis at AFM Films:

At age seventeen, JOAN loses her virginity.

At age 21, she loses her virtue.

At age 25, she loses her vices.

Or did she lose nothing .... but her mind?

THREE STORIES ABOUT JOAN interweaves the three phases of a young womans struggle to retain her faith in a love borne out of need, destroyed by a madness, and restored by a ghost.

Bruce Willis character is the center of Joans life. He is egocentric, paranoid, tender, and brutal and madly in love with the Joan he wants her to be.

He is also her father.

THREE STORIES ABOUT JOAN is a tautly structured fable that weaves in the surreal with the real, the supernatural with the unnatural, and the triumph of young love in all its exhaltation, and its desperation.

And it is brilliant in its deception, as nothing ever is what it appears to be.

The project will star Willis, Owen Wilson, and and a Culkin (Kieran I think it is). If one of them is playing Joan, this is gonna rock.




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by Nite Owl III
Sep 17th, 2008
12:25:42 AM
Campbell
by boardbrtn
Sep 17th, 2008
12:27:46 AM
i cant take my eyes off
by Nite Owl III
Sep 17th, 2008
12:29:50 AM
not that im perfect or anything
by Nite Owl III
Sep 17th, 2008
12:31:05 AM
what the hell?
by BadMrWonka
Sep 17th, 2008
12:31:28 AM
or did you
by Nite Owl III
Sep 17th, 2008
12:31:48 AM
But, can he come back for his Q & A?
by The Dum Guy
Sep 17th, 2008
12:36:33 AM
There'll be a Q&A...
by MaxTheSilent
Sep 17th, 2008
12:39:19 AM
If a male is playing Joan, this will rock?
by V'Shael
Sep 17th, 2008
12:50:52 AM
er...what? Hes the ghost-father whose in love with his daughter?
by Mike_D
Sep 17th, 2008
01:01:54 AM
Hudson Hawk II
by otm shank
Sep 17th, 2008
01:07:24 AM
Gay softporn rocks Merrick's world?
by MisterE
Sep 17th, 2008
01:14:22 AM
I read that synopsis three times
by Xiphos_2
Sep 17th, 2008
01:29:39 AM
it better be kieran culkin playing Joan
by Holodigm
Sep 17th, 2008
01:30:47 AM
Can't help but think about his kids running around
by GQtaste
Sep 17th, 2008
01:33:44 AM
my head is spinning,
by frankenfickle
Sep 17th, 2008
01:56:24 AM
Poorly written article
by Madines Sideshed
Sep 17th, 2008
03:40:59 AM
Is Merrick on drugs? Is that why everything's looking "funky" ?
by V'Shael
Sep 17th, 2008
05:06:15 AM
Report from IMDB on who's playing Joan:
by Chief Redcock
Sep 17th, 2008
05:19:55 AM
Hmm,Sounds bad. Just make Hudson Hawk 2
by pokadoo
Sep 17th, 2008
05:51:35 AM
BRUUUUCA WILLIS
by The Amazing G
Sep 17th, 2008
06:54:29 AM
and and
by Dazzler69
Sep 17th, 2008
07:07:42 AM
That'll Be Tricky for a Novice Director
by cowboyone
Sep 17th, 2008
07:08:50 AM
ugh
by elkylos
Sep 17th, 2008
08:39:43 AM
it was high time he did so!
by cifra
Sep 17th, 2008
08:40:19 AM
I've got an idea
by Abominable Snowcone
Sep 17th, 2008
09:07:05 AM
How about a report on The Surrogates
by kafka07
Sep 17th, 2008
09:38:03 AM
2 Hudson 2 Hawk
by Dr Gregory House
Sep 17th, 2008
09:51:41 AM
WTF? man
by dioxholster
Sep 17th, 2008
10:45:56 AM
Joan sounds like ur typical LA girl
by dioxholster
Sep 17th, 2008
10:51:38 AM
Elkylos
by wontyouletmeknow.
Sep 17th, 2008
11:10:58 AM
No more Q+A for him. He dumped us, remember?
by ArcadianDS
Sep 17th, 2008
11:30:05 AM
Walter B, Where Ar't Thou?
by Spandau Belly
Sep 17th, 2008
12:01:17 PM
You guys do realize that...
by Darth Macchio
Sep 17th, 2008
12:30:03 PM
Yeah, Walter B. fucked us over.
by GQtaste
Sep 17th, 2008
12:44:11 PM
It should have a cameo from Mori...
by Alonzo Mosely
Sep 17th, 2008
01:00:06 PM
Bologna marker screwdriver...
by Hugh G Rekshun
Sep 17th, 2008
01:16:06 PM
GHOST? Still infatuated with THE SIX SENSE, Bruno?
by RenoReno
Sep 17th, 2008
01:18:10 PM
vanity project
by mrbong
Sep 17th, 2008
01:55:08 PM
I am sure he can direct as good as he sings.
by disfigurehead
Sep 17th, 2008
02:35:02 PM
Angelina Jolie would never have been a waitress.
by V'Shael
Sep 17th, 2008
02:38:35 PM
Wally B make Moovie!
by FILMFUNK
Sep 17th, 2008
05:31:15 PM
Vadge: The Movie
by The Winged Doucheman
Sep 17th, 2008
06:29:27 PM
Owen Wilson will be playing "Owen Wilson".
by Mr Spork
Sep 17th, 2008
08:32:40 PM
BEST QUESTION ASKED OF SLY
by Chief Redcock
Sep 18th, 2008
07:04:51 AM
Clint Howard just called
by ArcadianDS
Sep 18th, 2008
09:15:18 AM
Bruce where art thou?
by Charlie_Allnut
Sep 18th, 2008
02:20:44 PM

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