Bruce Willis To Direct A Movie (He'll Star In It, Too)!! Sounds Like Has All Kindsa Funky Stuff In It...

Merrick here...
The Mighty Bruce is set to direct for the first time per THIS STORY in the Shreveport Times. While little was revealed about the film via the article linked above, the guys over at CHUD found the following synopsis at AFM Films:

At age seventeen, JOAN loses her virginity. At age 21, she loses her virtue. At age 25, she loses her vices. Or did she lose nothing .... but her mind? THREE STORIES ABOUT JOAN interweaves the three phases of a young womans struggle to retain her faith in a love borne out of need, destroyed by a madness, and restored by a ghost. Bruce Willis character is the center of Joans life. He is egocentric, paranoid, tender, and brutal and madly in love with the Joan he wants her to be. He is also her father. THREE STORIES ABOUT JOAN is a tautly structured fable that weaves in the surreal with the real, the supernatural with the unnatural, and the triumph of young love in all its exhaltation, and its desperation. And it is brilliant in its deception, as nothing ever is what it appears to be.

The project will star Willis, Owen Wilson, and and a Culkin (Kieran I think it is). If one of them is playing Joan, this is gonna rock.