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Bruce Willis To Direct A Movie (He'll Star In It, Too)!! Sounds Like Has All Kindsa Funky Stuff In It...
Merrick here...
The Mighty Bruce is set to direct for the first time per THIS STORY in the Shreveport Times.
While little was revealed about the film via the article linked above, the guys over at CHUD found the following synopsis at AFM Films:
At age seventeen, JOAN loses her virginity.
At age 21, she loses her virtue.
At age 25, she loses her vices.
Or did she lose nothing .... but her mind?
THREE STORIES ABOUT JOAN interweaves the three phases of a young womans struggle to retain her faith in a love borne out of need, destroyed by a madness, and restored by a ghost.
Bruce Willis character is the center of Joans life. He is egocentric, paranoid, tender, and brutal and madly in love with the Joan he wants her to be.
He is also her father.
THREE STORIES ABOUT JOAN is a tautly structured fable that weaves in the surreal with the real, the supernatural with the unnatural, and the triumph of young love in all its exhaltation, and its desperation.
And it is brilliant in its deception, as nothing ever is what it appears to be.
The project will star Willis, Owen Wilson, and and a Culkin (Kieran I think it is). If one of them is playing Joan, this is gonna rock.
At age 21, she loses her virtue.
At age 25, she loses her vices.
Or did she lose nothing .... but her mind?
THREE STORIES ABOUT JOAN interweaves the three phases of a young womans struggle to retain her faith in a love borne out of need, destroyed by a madness, and restored by a ghost.
Bruce Willis character is the center of Joans life. He is egocentric, paranoid, tender, and brutal and madly in love with the Joan he wants her to be.
He is also her father.
THREE STORIES ABOUT JOAN is a tautly structured fable that weaves in the surreal with the real, the supernatural with the unnatural, and the triumph of young love in all its exhaltation, and its desperation.
And it is brilliant in its deception, as nothing ever is what it appears to be.
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I thought it was meaning Bruce Campbell
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all the mistakes in the title
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but c'mon. you forgot 2 whole letters in the mans name and didnt close the parenthesis
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I have no idea what the hell this is going to be about...
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thank god i double check before i go bashing a mans parenthesis
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Really, can he come back and answer all those burning questions (he never said who'd win in their prime, Arnold or Stallone).Oh, well, I guess he can use that (if he does do it) for another DVD/Blu-Ray extra on the disc.
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...until the move actually makes money. Then he'll drop us like a bad habit. That's what happened with DH:4. "I don't need nerds anymore, I've got dumb people going to see my crappy sequel!"
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It makes no sense.
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Sep 17, 2008 1:01:54 AM CDT
er...what? Hes the ghost-father whose in love with his daughter?
by mike_d
wtf?
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And all I got out of it was Bruce wants to nail his daughter Joan? and that his character is nuts or something? Anybody have a clue as to what this is about?
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Thor knows we need more Culkins dressing up in drag
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Hollywood partying like rock stars when it comes to this story. Knowing whats her face is out there fucking, sucking, snorting anything that comes her way. Rumer I think her name is cause there is two other ones that are his children.
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someone make sense of this.
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....if Willis or one of the other two guys plays Willis' daughter it will rock? What the fuck are you talking about? Can we get someone in here to tell us the real story. This is a fucking shambles.
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to come back here and explain to us why he's into gay softcore porn and pedophile daughter incest but MORE IMPORTANTLY apologize for that movie where he looks like a chimo patient flying around in harriers and having the flame war with the evil guy in the webcam.
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Sep 17, 2008 5:06:15 AM CDT
Is Merrick on drugs? Is that why everything's looking "funky" ?
by v'shael
Seriously dude, sober the fuck up and learn to speak English.
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Gus Van Rant
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...while Danny Aiello's still alive(Assuming he is).
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will be he be in Willis Space? (lol Hellsing reference)
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Because it's needed twice for a "Culkin".
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Dunno. Not sold.
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I was intrigued until the name Owen Wilson appeared.
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Hudson Hawk would have been way better if he had total creative control, imho... and I love it already! Sooo underrated!
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DI5 H5RD
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My friends were extras in it, so I am biased.
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what the hell is this movie about? fuck the guy who wrote it. and what is up with the ghosts? is bruce willis making a comeback as a ghost? and why does he want to nail his daughter? or is this movie featuring alternate universes where people have many roles that tamper with their fuckometers, if that makes any sense.
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Is he on the phone already, Harry?
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so whats different here is the freaky horny ghost, who is also a father figure. wait is this Ghostbusters 3?
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Man, have you seen 'The Darjeeling Limited'? It's very good, albeit sometimes pretentious because of the strange Jason Schwartzman short at the beginning. Owen Wilson is fantastic, and I truthfully say, I never thought those words would flow from my fingertips. Check it out, man.
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If AICN does another Q+A for Bruce Willis, then they're fully exposed whores. He used AICN as his starter wife, and once he had enough money made on his movie, he abruptly canceled all contact and participation with AICN. He's a phony and AICN should tell him, 'get lost baldy' and let his movie sink like the concrete turd that it is.
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He's lurking somewhere in the talkback! Watching, waiting, playing us like a game!
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...LFoDH was actually a sequel to a mutant juice combination of '16 blocks' and 'Hostage' only without corrupt cops and without Walter's real daughter. I like Wiseman's Underworld series even if most here don't but LFoDH is not remotely a 'John f'kin McLane' movie! We all know the reasons it sucked...(although Maggie Q is an added super bonus with tons of potnetial...but no, she's a 'dead asian hooker bitch' in LFoDH. Assholes. And what the fuck does 'Live Free' have to do with anything other than giving a distant middle finger to Superman Lives? Don't ask me how I came to that conclusion...I ate like 40 pieces of cinnamon toast and was practically possessed at the time)WalterB as director? Sounds bad but I'd have to see it to know it...
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He talked the talk after Sly told him the scope but just gave us a little taste, if anything at all. Basically came on here one night and fought w/ a bunch of folks over who he was and how 'great' Die Hard 4 was gonna be. And this nepotism for his kid is atrocious. Johnny Voight never went to the lengths that Bruno has gone to get his kid into the film business. And look how Angie repaid him. If her daddy wasn't John V. she'd be a waitress or a high class pro in L.A. And she won't even speak to him for the last several years. Bytheway, Jolie is her middle name. She took the Nic Cage route and didn't want the 'baggage' that went from coming from a famous family. Of course everybody in Hollywood knew who they both were. I can see it now, the stars of the future. Zoe Kravitz, Will Smiths kid, and Rumer Willis just to name a few.
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As a guy who refuses to acknowledge the BW character, but insists he is a fake...
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...and also: Tissue fan heartburn telephone. Notepad.
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I know you liked working in that movie a lot, but doing a similar thing dont think is the best idea.
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and do a Q&A for "Rambo V".Stallone was a class act, Bruce blew his chance to connect with us.
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But as a high class ho, I think she'd have made more money than god.
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sounds weird about a girl thing what!?
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Sure sounds like it.
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Unless he learns to....you know.... "act" before making this movie.
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And I quoth noted sage Gus Van Rant some two years ago: "Have you ever given Frank Stallone a blumpkin?"
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wants to know if he can direct your home movies. Promises 16 weeks of talkbacks.
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Yet another action star who has lost his rudder, and has been wandering aimlessly making bad movies for about 10 years. Bruce needs to start doing similar movies to Bogart in his later years...I could see him as the grizzled noir detective, or in movies like High Sierra or The African Queen.
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