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Art Last!! Reviews Of BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA Arrive On The Internets!!
Merrick here...
We've taken a few shots at, well, BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA over the last few months, but have only received a scant smattering of feedback from people who've actually seen the film (like THIS "5 out of 10" review, which we posted back in July).
I can't understand what the problem would be here. Anything from the director of the two SCOOBY-DOO movies should be smooth sailing all the way, no? See, we just can't help ourselves! So, in the interest of fair play...
A guy over at Scholck Around The Clock has actually looked upon the work. and has carefully forged an assessment of epic proportions:
Beverly Hills Chihuahua most certainly does not suck. And I will be taking my little girl to see it as soon as it’s on general release. It’s a breezy, funny, colorful and very good-natured comic adventure that youngsters are going to love, and that parents are going to enjoy despite their preconceptions. What’s truly surprising is that the trailers contain virtually nothing that’s actually in the movie – which is simultaneously a monstrous undertaking in untruth-in-advertising and a remarkable case of branding savvy.
...says the lengthy assessment, which can be found HERE.
BHC open October 3.
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This sounds like the best movie since The Love Guru!
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Because it's co-written by the guys who made Sky High and Kim Possible!
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Sounds like a studio plant to me. Would a casual viewer watch the movie and then think 'Hey, that didn't contain any of the footage I saw in the trailer!'? Very suspicious if you ask me. And I know you didn't ask me, but I'm saying it anyway...
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Dare I say it? Oh, I dare.
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Cop, Ninja, and now Chihuahua. You put Beverly Hills in the title and the screenplay just writes itself.
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ack, ill pass for the sake of not being stricken blind by this rancid shit-storm of movie, talking animals are NOT funny in my opinion...unelss your 5.
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I laughed.
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put Beverly Hills in the name of the movie (excluding films made in the 80s)...and expect LOW as hell numbers in the box office...wasnt Ninja a FLOP???...well Chihuahua will continue that legacy im sure
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Hollywood has determined that sticking Beverly Hills in front of any cliche suddenly can be a movie. Beverly Hills Ninja, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and a bunch of direct-to indie flicks that I can't recall. I'm waiting for Beverly Hills Serial Rapist personally, that will be the contender for certain.
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It WILL happen.
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terry1978....i think your on to something, id see it
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When will see see a Koala movie where he talks like Crocodile Dundee? Hurry, before they're a all extinct.
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Beverly Hills Cop, Down and Out in Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills Ninja, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills, Slums of Beverly Hills, Troop Beverly Hills.
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The Beverly Hillbillies. You see what they did there? So clever.
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That would be one gangsta f'n Chihuahua, holmes!
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My kids love Son of the Mask - which isn't a horrible film - for kids
My kids love Batman and Robin.
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why is a site called ain't it cool news even wasting time on something called beverly hills chihuahua. there are so many better 'children's movies' that never got discussed here. just seems like a waste of RAM.
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Please don't have more children.
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These will write themselves
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Chihuahua!
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Okee Dokey, aye carumba!
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just have the bastard say "yo quiero Taco Bell" and roll the damn credits, i bet some walk out of the theater and say "that was the longest Taco Bell commercial ive EVER seen".
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just like The Notebook was the longest douche commercial EVER.
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Rosebud is the chew toy.
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Sep 16, 2008 1:34:24 PM CDT
Burbank Chihuahua lives across the street from me
by the winged doucheman
with his 15 family members in a studio apartment. I kiiiiiid. This is a great movie...for me to poop on.
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even though the clip is nothing like how rifftrax works, i believe their team made it... totally nails people's response to trailer
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it will be #1 on IMDb for a few weeks but then the hype will cool down and will settle at #3.
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Movie begins with a chihuahua bleakly staring into the camera while "Don't Stop Believin" blares. A gloved hand holding a silenced pistol raises from the side of the screen.
"Doooon't stop--"
*pew!* *yelp!*
*screen goes black*
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credits roll
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Just about always means the film is going to stink up the place...it's like putting the words "Police" and "Academy" in a title. (With exception of the first Beverly Hills cop which was a gem....but does anyone remember Beverly Hills ninja?)
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My name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my Chihuahua...prepare to die.
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Just a reminder.
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Please, give me a home! NOW!
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so I'm going to say it was a seedling.
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Sep 16, 2008 3:04:59 PM CDT
Everything You Wanted to Know About Chihuauas*
by shut the fuck up donny
*but were afraid to ask
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or the Bichons, I don't care.
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Wanna know how it got those scarrsss???
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Still, sounds decent for the kiddies.
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...Beverly Hills Copulator. No, it really exists!
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I'll bite you monetarily. I'll also shit on your rug and and yap non-stop.
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It's about an animal, you perv.
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Don't get me started on these
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That was especially clever.
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Man! You must REALLY hate your kid!
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Sep 16, 2008 5:30:12 PM CDT
This movie will teach people to spell Chihuahua
by dracula_wants_the_amulet
correctly. Finally....
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Actually there's a great set of comments on a Cinematical article about this film http://tinyurl.com/65kb7x some woman actually starts talking about how she has a chihuahua and that the film looks "darling". Oh Satan, Satan take me away...
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Seriously, what the hell? Is that even a review?
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Couldn't resist
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Seriously? Have you ever heard someone use this word in normal conversation? Or "hip"? So a plant it's not even funny. I'm guessing Harry et al have to run these plant reviews in return for the studios giving them interviews, advanced screenings, etc.
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if so, it is officially better than Indy 4
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Seriously.
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This movie looks breezy.
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Perfectly summed up my reaction, and possibly the reaction of millions.
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"Not the chihuahuas....AHHHHHHH, THEY'RE IN MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEEEESSSSS!!!!"
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When the words George Lopez were connected to it. That man....is not funny.
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we need to start bombing the fuck out of Beverly Hills if that movie is the kind of horror that crawls out of it!!
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the dog has to raise a family down in tijuana but must contend with the druglords down there to appease them by occasionally smuggling in drugs in condoms inside his anus to the US border until he has enough money to migrate north until UH OH his family is kidnapped for ransom and he's forced to pay his hard earned drug money for their return but WOOPS they've dissapeared until their body parts are discovered in restaurant freezers. despite this bleakness the ending is like the Coens would do it, all profound and message-y, something like always make sure you know what youre being served if you eat in mexico. LOLZ
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Other than that it was a great review for a possible plot.
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Would also be the only reason to watch this. Hell it better star him.
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http://tinyurl.com/5px2gy
not making this shit up -
Really. I really do.
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That actually WAS better than Juno.
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