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Ciclisuite's review of SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER AND UNCUT!
Alrighty folks... Ciclisuite has busted his ass this evening to give us a great peek at what's a coming this Summer, and personally I really love the looks he's giving us. Ciclisuite wanted to make sure to tell you folks in Los Angeles to keep your eyes open for the screening of AMERICAN PIE on June 30th and a few more WILD WILD WEST screenings this weekend in Westwood.
Though he did say, "I thought it was a pretty
poor movie despite good special effects and costumes. There weren't any
memorable lines. At least they gave us free popcorn, soda and candy at the
screening (they probably KNEW it was gonna suck :)" about WILD WILD WEST.
But now... it's time to get out all your SOUTH PARK merchandise and get excited cause Ciclisuite says that you South Park fans are in for a treat. Cool.
poor movie despite good special effects and costumes. There weren't any
memorable lines. At least they gave us free popcorn, soda and candy at the
screening (they probably KNEW it was gonna suck :)" about WILD WILD WEST.
But now... it's time to get out all your SOUTH PARK merchandise and get excited cause Ciclisuite says that you South Park fans are in for a treat. Cool.
"South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
-cichlisuite-
I got passes for a screening Monday night in Los Angeles and they
weren't giving away the title of the movie. The showed us a list of
films and
asked us if we were interested in seeing any of them. On the list was
South Park,
Mystery Men, Wild Wild West and Inspector Gadget. Since I've seen
everything
besides Mystery Men and of course, South Park, I was a bit intrigued.
Oh, yeah,
Tom Cruise's name was also on the list. We figured we were either seeing
South
Park or Eyes Wide Shut. Well, about 5 minutes before the screening
started, Frank
Dolgen (one of the heads of Paramount sat down). I knew then it had to
be South
Park. The lights dimmed and everyone was antsy. A lady came on stage and
said,
'You are the first ever audience to see South Park'. The whole place
erupted in
screams and shouts of happiness. Most people there probably already
figured it
had to be South Park.
Now, was this movie good? I'm assuming the only reason you are still
reading
this is because you are a South Park fan and are PRAYING that it's a
decent film.
Well, relax, cause it ROCKED!!!!! SPOLIERS WILL FOLLOW: The story goes
as follows.
It's the opening day of the 'Terence and Philip' movie the gang all
goes. They leave the
theatre and have become the most foul mouthed individuals alive. Kyle's
mom (yes, they
do the 'Kyles Mom Is A Big Fat Bitch' song in a hilarious scene) hears
the language
and organizes a group called 'Mothers Against Canada' and procedes to go
to the United
Nations, where they declare war on Canada and Terrence and Philip are
set to be executed.
Meanwhile, Kenny is blown up in a freak accident and goes to hell, where
Sadaam Hussein and
Satan are carrying on a torrid love affair (Satan just wants to be loved
and all Saddam wants is sex).
There is a particualry funny scene where Sadaam whips out his dick and
tries to fuck satan in
the ass. Satan hears about the execution plans of T&P and it just
happens that their execution is
the sign of the apocalypse (yes, the plot gets weirder and weirder).
Satan and Hussein plan to
go up to earth and rule the world together.
Meanwhile, Kyle, Cartman, Stan start a group called 'La Resistance'
whose plans are to
meet a contact in Canada and save Terrence and Philip. There is a big
military party the day of
the execution where Big Gay Al makes an appearance and the celebrity
guest is Wynona Ryder (who proceeds
to entertain the audience by shooting ping-pong balls out of her
twat....I'm not making this up).
the movie ends with Terrence and Philp being let free (they are later
killed by Kyle's mom, who guns them
down in anger). Satan is so pleased that Kenny alerted him to the
procedings that he grants Kenny
one wish. Kenny's wish is to make everything how it was before, but he
has stay in hell (Yes...you finally
see Kenny's face in the last scene).
There was enough language, nudity, toilet humor and offensive jokes to
piss off every person on this planet.
As it turns out several people walked out (there were several jokes
aimed at Jews, gays and blacks
that have to be seen to be believed). Nevertheless it was all very crude
and very funny. I can now see
why they had to cut alot of stuff from this movie. As it is now, it
sould BARELY make it's R rating.
The film was pretty short. Only about 1 hour and 20 minutes and there
was even a very funny joke attacking
Jar Jar Binks (It got one of the biggest laughs of the whole movie).
So, to end this review, I will say that South Park fans will NOT be
disappointed. This ranks along
with Austin Powers and American Pie as the funniest movies of the year.
I only wish it was a little longer
since I laughed out loud the entire movie. Well, the rest of you peons
will have to wait 2 weeks (unless you
already have passes for the other South Park screening at Paramount on
Tuesday night....and if you do....HA!!!! I
SAW IT FIRST!!!!).
-Cichlisuite-
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nothing smart to say here...Just ME FIRST!
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nothing smart to say here...Just ME FIRST!
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nothing smart to say here...but r u jealous of my luscious titties?
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it is a crudepiece of crap and as interesting as the thought of a show or movie in this case knowing no bounds is it turns out just being a show of fart jokes. it is a world gone mad but not in an enjoyable way and it is such a decline in society that such malevolent crap can be put in our faces and also that such discraceful dickheads like trey parker get so much media attention for doing such horrible things to television, the audience and now cinema. fuck south park. it is just one big fucking ad for merchandise with no real wit or reason to be on tv. i am so glad that the hype is dead and that this movie will sink like anything. fuck south park
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Firstly, Nastee Flembot, you are a twat, stop it!!!
Now that that's done, here's hoping that they don't cut ANYTHING out of the movie, if they do, it just shows how some people lack a sense of humour.
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It's true folks.
South Park is (was?) the current fad in the long line of controversial cartoons.
What makes a controversial cartoon you ask? Why, something vulgar that uses sex as a cheap shot at a joke and takes a jab at religion at the same time, of course!!
You watch and Mark my words well - There will be a cartoon more controversial than South Park in a couple of years time.
Let's take a quick look at the history of controversial cartoons shall we? First it was the Simpsons (not too bad), then it was Ren & Stimpy (Gross, not too offensive) and then it was Beavis and Butthead (just damn stupid), soon after that it was South Park, which is the most offensive of the bunch. The Beavis and Butthead movie was brought out a time that B & B wasn't too popular. South Park seems to follow the same idea.
Shock-rock follows the same lead. First was Alice Cooper, then it was Ozzy Osborne. Today it's Marilyn Manson, who is bad pick of the three.
I am just glad that the series premiere of that latest SP series *bombed*. That way, the movie isn't so popular and a box office success is not in the cards, nor is a sequel.
Also, let me say this on a more serious tone - everyone seems to be wondering why a lot high school kids are bloody-well shooting each other with guns. Just take a look at South Park! A kid dies in every episode or is murdered by someone and dumb-asses scratch their head and wonder why!!
Anyway, that all said, I will not be seeing the South Park movie. Just wait a couple of years until a cartoon series more offensive that this one tries to cash in at the box office.
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Okay... I'm left shaking my head. 1) America is getting so absurdly touchy it's ridiculous. People walked out of a movie because it was offensive... maybe it's because nothing offends me, but I just don't understand that. Maybe if the movie was BORING, but never because it was "offensive".
2) Okay, one of the people in this Talkback said something along the lines of "No wonder kids are shooting kids! Look at South Park! A kid dies in every episode!". This is exactly how we are slowly evolving into a world where everything is regulated for us by panels of imbeciles who decide what is "politically correct and healthy watching". Kids shoot other kids because they're out of their minds, not because of some cartoon show or movies. I think we should stop regulating our entertainment and start regulating the parents who bring their kids up to be psychotic morons.
But keep on regulating film, people... soon all we'll have left are Disney Live-Action Comedies and Romantic Comedies and everyone will be happy!!! HAPPY!!!!
Plus, this'll give me a chance to make a film on "The Penis Collector" and send the world into massive hysteria that will start World War 3. :-) -
Oh yeah wasn't that a really popular show back in 1997? Oh yeah thats right. Hey anyone remember the Snork's?
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And the sad part is this worthless piece of garbage will probably make MORE than either EYES WIDE SHUT and THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT combined.
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Doc and W, can I help remove the large poles that you both obviously have inserted in your rectums? RELAX! It's only a movie. If it bothers you, don't see it. But please don't start blaming the evils of the world on it, either. Movies and Television hardly act as a springboard for new cultural attitudes. Anyone with an ounce of sense and who has spent more than 5 minutes thinking about it will tell you that TV and movies REFLECT societal attitudes, they don't create them. Also, South Park is funny. And hardly "nothing but toilet humor. Thus far, they've already dealt with Euthanasia, Censorship, Gun Control, Big Business, and..umm...Anal Probes.
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Offensive. Go back and read some of the plays that Aristophanes wrote back in the 3rd or 4th century B.C.E. His character's run around with giant cocks, they fart, they screw they do all kinds of outlandish and immature things. Good humor is not designed to make you feel "everythings ok, go back to sleep". Good humor is designed to wake your ass up. Humor pokes and prods at the current ills in society and makes you look at them and deal with them. It does this by shocking you with something so vulgar and ridiculous, you don't know what you're dealing with even when it's staring you in the face, and you laugh, cause that's the only reaction possible. So DEAL with it people. Southpark is not always funny and insightful, but it always strikes a nerve. And that's what it is supposed to do.
P.S. anyone blaming a TV show for a lunatic child murdering other children has ALOT more issues then Trey Parker and Mat Stone. -
The review listed about South Park is correct, although it doesn't explain why the movie works.
What the reviewer doesnt mention, is that this is an excruciatingly funny musical with funny take-offs of songs from "Les Miz" and the Disney-style "I wish" songs. It is not all sick sex jokes but has a theme about how parents are so worried for the welfare of their kids that they don't even bother to talk to them. Kyle's Mom is the heavy for this film and I think in the wake of all the hysteria in the name of "the good of the children" this film makes a valid point that parents are merely reacting without even thinking half the time.
It's a very funny film, the Jar Jar joke is hilarious, the Winona Ryder joke is not as the reviewer described (much funnier)
The audience seemed to really react well to the film, but Sherry Lansing was there, and she was not smiling, so who knows. How this film will get an R rating with the frontal nudity and the painfully crass abortion joke near the end I dont know, but a lot of people will like this movie for its boldness and for not giving into convention
The Cub -
The whole plot, as described, sounds like typical South Park cranked up a bit for the big screen. The Wynonna Ryder bit is also typical South Park. It only sounds false to you because, as you said, you haven't really watched the show. Celebrities often make crazy appearances, or are made reference to. In one episode set at a carnival, there was a game with the goal of trying to throw balls into Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth. Barbara Streisand, Cathy Lee Gifford, and many others have been included doing insane things in various plotlines. Still, I think South Park may have already run its course with the public. One year ago, EVERYBODY was wearing Southpark T-Shirts. Now I NEVER see them. Over exposure may have killed Kenny for good.
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Doc - Don't be ridiculous. Your assessment of the cartoon situation I think is correct (their will be a more "brash" cartoon sooner or later), but to blame Columbine on Kenny getting killed is idiotic. However, what I also can't stand is people who simplistically defend movies, TV, the media in general, by claiming that they merely reflect whatever is going on in society. Oh, please. The truth is obviously somewhere in the middle. Do games like Doom or "sports" like Ultimate Fighting or violent shoot-em-up movies just reflect upon our society or do they help feed our violent tendencies? The answer is BOTH!!!! I am not advocating banning any of these mediums, I'm just saying that holding the position that the media has NO effect on society (including its attitudes towards violence) is untenable, to say the least. Anyway, I, for one, will be seeing South Park. The previews looked funny to me, and I have enjoyed the TV show. This reviewer woreries me though when he seemed to think Austin Powers was one of the funniest movies of the year (I mean, there were some laughs, but then there were some long (and I mean long) dry spells). As to the "offensive" nature of South Park, people really do need to lighten up.
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meesa hungry gungun, meesa gunna go see if the toilet bowl is unoccupied
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This is _South_Park_! This show plays off the dumbest fucking humor ever written. I watched this show since it premiered, and after awhile, I realized this show will never do anything intelligent. The type of humor used isn't offensive to me, I couldn't care less. But it is only funny for a limited amount of time, then you want something with a little bit of thought put into it(never said I was looking for it on tv).For Christs sake, how many times can the same fucking joke be funny? This show just got boring, fast. And the film will pretty much be just the same. So now they can actually *SAY* the cuss words, and show the gratuity. Big fucking deal. Does this film have a point beyond that? I'll wait for them to show it on HBO, then Comedy Central (you know they will, and it'll be just like the regular show) if I watch it at all.
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there's just something funny about little kids who curse like sailors.
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Jun 22, 1999 1:38:14 PM CDT
THIS OFFENSIVE POS WILL SUCK *AND* BOMB AT THE BOX OFFICE
by corran fox horn
Go Alington Road, Mystery and Blair Witch Project! Oh yeah...and I'm kind of rooting for Wild Wild West. I could dig it, I liked the old show to a whimsical degree of enjoyment, which this movie could be.
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First of all, let me get one thing straight. I don't like writing reviews and I especially do NOT like giving away too many plot details. I don't read reviews. I usually scan the first paragraph to see if the reviewer liked it or not. My reviews are short and are basically MY opinion (everone has them....even the multitude of retards that post DAILY to this sight....I wonder how many of you have lives?). I say wether I like the movie or not. Period.
Second of all, just because I don't like to give out too many spoilers doesn't mean I haven't seen these films. I live in Los Angeles. There is AT LEAST 1 screening EVERY night of the week here (in fact, in the last few days they've screened South Park 3 times, the new Rob Reiner film, the new Ewan Mcgregor/Ashley Judd film, which I'll be seeing tonight and 'The Bone Collector').
It's not difficult to get into these screenings. Wild Wild West was booked solid last Friday night and recruiters were STILL grabbing people off of the street last minute to fill up seats (doesn't surprise me since it was one of the worst films I've seen since Armageddon, Patch Adams and Godzilla). In fact there's alot of screenings I DON'T make it to (I missed Big Daddy, Mystery Men, Tarzan, Ausitn Powers, Instinct, Thomas Crown Affair, Brokedown Palace, Iron Giant and too many more to mention). The screenings I DO miss far outweigh the ones I do attend.
As far as the guy wondering if there's any films I don't like, yes, I thought Wild Wild West was abysmal and Inspector Gadget was pretty ridiculous, as well.
Now, this is the last I will post on this matter, because I actually have a social life which inlcudes seeing all these screenings and don't feel the need to waste my time talking to the jealous people of these forums who have poles stuck up their ass becuase they don't get the opportunities to se free movies everyday like myself. Hey, that's not my problem. Move to LA and reap the beneifts.
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chill out man. It's all good. We all appreciate getting info about new movies. If some lambast you because they don't like the way you wrote it, well that's part of the territory. Anytime you present something to a group of people some are going
to trash it. Get used to it. It's cool that you get to see alot of movies in advance and we appreciate you sharing. And yes, some of us post almost daily AND have lives (it only takes a minute or two you know). -
Sorry ,I rather enjoyed the review, and it made me look foreward to the movie. I do appreciate a review that simply states the feelings one gets from the movie. But two things. 1) The reviewer mentions (in his talk back) that he doesn't like to give away spoilers. And yet,, ,the whole South Park Review is a giant spoiler of the movie. 2) He yells at people for not having lives, and he follows it by saying, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have another screening to attend" It's just funny because you know he will be on the computer, typing another review. But he does have a social life, don't you guys forget it.
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The movie does look funny based on the commercials I have seen, but when you say that it is one of the funniest films of the year...and include Austin Powers as one of them, I have to go shit! maybe it is not as funny as it looks. Am I the only person on this planet who thought the first Austin Powers was better (WAYYYYY better) than the shit and genital joke movie I saw last week? To make matters worse, other than some good one liners picked up by the masses (remember when everyone was repeating "excellent" and "bogus" from Bill and Teds excellent adventure... a better film than both Austin Powers IMHO?), I did not think the first one was gut bustingly funny. Yeah, Yeah,Yeah, I know this is not the Austin Powers board...but everytime I hear funniest movie of the year muttered in the same sentence that contains Austin Powers II I want to puke.
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I just read through the last 4 reviews posted by the same guy (Dogma, American Pie, South Park, and Blair Witch). They're all glowing reviews! He even makes references to how great Austin Powers was! If there is one true fact about summer films is that about 90 percent of them suck. The only film that came out last summer that was even remotely watchable was Zorro, and even that was just mediocre. He reviews each of these films as if each one is "the film to see this summer." I've only seen three summer movies so far: Star Wars, Austin Powers, and Notting Hill. And (there's no way I would've ever predicted this at the beginning of the summer), Notting Hill was the only one that didn't suck! And I'm a guy!!!! The only film I've enjoyed so far this summer and it's a freakin' chick flick! Star Wars and Austin Powers just prove the fact that most summer films are not going to have a decent plot. The summer is about hype and spectacle. It's not about quality. Phantom Menace just made we want to go back and watch Empire Strikes Back to remind me what a Star Wars movie is "supposed" to be. Austin Powers 2 just made me wish that Mike Myers had instead decided to make So I Married An Axe Murderer 2. So, odds are, the majority of the films coming out this summer are going to blow. The good films of spring (such as: Rushmore, Go, Lock Stock & 2 Loaded Barrels, and The Matrix) are gone and we're probably gonna have to wait till mid-August before the good ones come back (maybe the mid-August release of The Fight Club will mark it). If we're lucky, this summer might bring 3 good movies. If you think I'm full of it, try listing 6 great films from last summer. And if you mention Armageddon, you're automatically disqualified.
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Am I the only one that thinks that everyone really likes South Park but is too afraid to admit it? Why is it that everyone without batting an eye will say that they love 'Blazing Saddles' which says the dreaded N word over a thousand times but freak out and get all anal when it comes to South Park? I love both South Park and Blazing Saddles and would like to know were some of you stand on this. Do those of you who like Blazing Saddles also Like South Park or Blazing Saddles alone?
And before some of you go crazy, I am in no way saying that SP and BS are the same, BS is a classic, I'm just saying there are some similarities.
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#1 - The Truman Show. #2 - Mask of Zorro. #3 - Mulan. #4 - X-Files The Movie. #5 - Saving Private Ryan. #6 - There's Something About Mary. #7 - Blade. #8 - Ever After.
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Southpark probably had little to do with the Colorado tragedy (although they are set in the same state)but the question shouldn't be "Does Southpark hurt..." but rather "does it help?" It's a cartoon, I know that but a lot of kids see it. Anyone who can dismiss this with no thought of the ramifications is either Trey Parker or childless. Try having your three year old repeat something he's heard from SP. They have a right to make the movie, just like I do to not go see it (although the winona ryder thing sounds funny)but let's recognize that we are talking about a silly piece of crap for a movie.
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Bigleaf, you ask if the question should be "does it help", as though it is the sovereign duty of every piece of art or creation should do jsut that. It's a farce, art does not need to "help" you. It's an expression of someone, something they thought was wroth sharing. So if it helps or harms, well, so be it. I absolutely loathe those (especially Americans) who are so quick to point fingers at the media and vilify them for destroying childhood and causing massacres, etc., when they refuse to lift a finger to start bringing their children up with a sense of balance, and doing something about the insanely open gun laws. But hey, it's Hollywood's fault... "I can't be bothered to find out what my kids are learning or watching, but Hollywood should be censoring itself so I don't have to." Wake up people. And hey, if South Park can create this kind of debate, maybe it deserves a little more credit than many give it.
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I think the government ought to round up all the retarded people in the country and sterilize them so they don't make any more retarded babies.
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