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Capone begs you not to hurt yourself thinking while watching BURN AFTER READING!!

Published at:  Sep 12, 2008 7:17:03 AM CDT


Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.


My inclination--hell, every critic's inclination--is to overanalyze every Coen Brothers film, to look at each film in the context of all their other works and judge each new offering against FARGO or THE BIG LEBOWSKI or O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? and, now, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. But the truth is that we don't do that for every filmmaker, only the ones we love (and a few that we deeply loathe). So here's the thing about their latest, BURN AFTER READING, is that you don't have to do that. In fact, odds are you'll like the film a whole lot better if you don't. After the nearly suffocating seriousness of NO COUNTRY, it would appear that the Brothers Coen simply wanted to blow off a little nervous laughter. To those ends, they've constructed a very silly, very funny, very short piece of complicated comedy in which the story isn't really important and precedent is given to anything that makes most of the film's characters look dopey and makes the audience laugh.


There's no need to dig too deep into the plot or the characters with BURN AFTER READING. Half the fun of watching this movie is seeing how convoluted and twisted the Coens can make the story, which involves a found disc that may or may not contain classified information; a short-tempered CIA analyst (John Malkovich) with a drinking problem and a wife (Tilda Swinton) who can't stand him and is having an affair with a federal marshal (George Clooney), who is addicted to online dating; a pair of inept fitness center employees (Frances McDormand and Brad Pitt, who find the aforementioned disc and attempt to blackmail the analyst into giving them money for it); the gym manager (Richard Jenkins), who has a fierce crush on McDormand; and how all of these lives intersect and literally smash into each other in completely unexpected ways.


The one very clear thing that BURN AFTER READING has in common with many Coen Brothers' films dating back to their debut work, Blood Simple, is that the audience is really the only participant in this process who knows and understands everything that is going on in the story. Coming in a close second (during a pair of side-splitting scenes) are J.K. Simmons and David Rasche as two higher-ranking CIA officials who go through the events of most of the movie and decide... well, they decide to wait to decide. Every word, every look, every exasperated gasp in these two scenes is hilarious. And that's in a film that made me laugh a great deal.


Brad Pitt is just trying so hard to be dense, that you don't doubt him for a second. He knows just enough spy and intelligence lingo to dig himself deeper into trouble. McDormand stuns me at every turn. She's playing a middle-aged woman who truly believes she only has a couple good years left in her current body and she needs several elective, cosmetic surgeries to really turn her life around. Then she meets Clooney's marauding womanizer (married, of course, to a saint of a woman who writes a series of popular children's books). For those hoping for some sort of OCEAN'S 14 reunion film, guess again. These two have one scene together, and they don't exactly talk as it plays out. The Coens never let the dust settle; things are always happening and people never stop to take a breath, let alone consider the events that have just happened or the potential consequences of what they're about to do. I can't forget the ice queen herself, Tilda Swinton, who doesn't so much take part in a relationship (either with her husband or her boyfriend) as she commandeers it. Swinton is a master at her craft, and I love her enough to marry her despite all of the whips and chains that would likely come with the package.


As funny as BURN AFTER READING can get, it's also a fairly disposable work from the Coens. It's a confection, a highly satisfying snack that keeps you until your next substantial meal. It will not go down in the pantheon of great works from these two great filmmakers, but it won't be easily discarded either. Don't read too much into it as you watch, but don't talk through it. There's something behind those blank, vacant eyes; not much, but something. I got a kick out of watching this movie, and I'm willing to bet you will as well.


-- Capone
capone@aintitcoolmail.com






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  • Sep 12, 2008 7:19:07 AM CDT

    I wanna see it now

    by fineus fog

    But it dont get released in New Zealand for about 50 years. And FIRST BITCHES

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  • Sep 12, 2008 7:20:11 AM CDT

    NZ Release Dates

    by fineus fog

    Suck baLLS - I only saw Hellboy 2 last week

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  • Sep 12, 2008 7:23:58 AM CDT

    no one else here

    by fineus fog

    Im drunk --- its 1 am here I ll just talk to myskef - I WANT PEANUT BUTTER - this will go down as the ramblings of a drunken man

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  • Sep 12, 2008 7:26:14 AM CDT

    Oh yeah

    by jaws wayne

    Sounds like another Coens winner, really looking forward to this. Sweet review as well, the bit about marrying Swinton was really funny haha.

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  • Sep 12, 2008 7:59:22 AM CDT

    Fantastic Review, Capone...

    by stlfilmwire

    You might want to mention to the gore. After all, who reads the MPAA warning?

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  • Sep 12, 2008 8:15:20 AM CDT

    no subject

    by jimbocop

    Coen Bro's films always seem to come in pairs; one dark (with comic elements) and one comic (with dark overtones). I agree with the Tilda comments too - she's got that something. I've had a thing for her since "Orlando". That is all.

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  • Sep 12, 2008 8:45:51 AM CDT

    I'm in tonight, and as to Swinton,

    by fireclown

    She'll always be the Archangel Gabriel to me. I have no idea why she is as sexay as she it.

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  • Sep 12, 2008 9:39:38 AM CDT

    Another Intolerable Cruelty?

    by strabo

    How does it compare to IC, Capone?

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  • Sep 12, 2008 9:44:14 AM CDT

    Intolerable Cruelty

    by olsen twins_fan

    Coens' most underrated film.

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  • Sep 12, 2008 10:20:29 AM CDT

    Olsen Twins_Fan

    by strabo

    I agree. It does take a lot more crap than it deserves. You BITCH! That's my Daytime Television Lifetime Achievement Award!

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  • Sep 12, 2008 10:21:25 AM CDT

    A movie that makes Swinton sexy should win a Nobel Prize.

    by stereotypical evil archer

  • Sep 12, 2008 10:55:21 AM CDT

    Another movie I'm seeing

    by aeghast

    Thanks again, Capone. Heh.

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  • Sep 12, 2008 1:02:08 PM CDT

    Tilda Swinton is sexy in EVERYTHING she's in...

    by theghostwholurks

    She and Cate Blanchett would make a perfect set of bookends for my comic collection. :)

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  • Sep 12, 2008 1:37:35 PM CDT

    Meh, I thought it was boring

    by cash907

    I doubt its a good sign when you find yourself playing games on your iPhone halfway through the movie. Over the top Brad just didn't work for me this time like he did in Fight Club. I had a hard time buying the films main plot point (the lost disk) and never really connected with any of the characters as they were just too damned farsical. Yes I know thats not a real word. Others in my group liked it, I just wasn't one of them. Your mileage may vary.

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  • Sep 12, 2008 1:59:25 PM CDT

    Fuck IKE....

    by the dum guy

    That damned hurricaine had to come this weekend, not Disaster Movie weekend (which would've been apt) or Babylone weekend. No, Coen Bro.s have new movie and damned if all the theaters in a 100 mile radius is closed... of course I can get drunk as hell and not have to go to work.

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  • Sep 12, 2008 2:10:23 PM CDT

    I didn't get No Country For Old Men

    by rick flemming

    What did the title mean.. and what happened to the main character. He just disappeared!

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  • Sep 13, 2008 5:48:40 PM CDT

    iPhone

    by chocolatejesus

    If you played with your phone while watching a movie, in the theater no less, you are an asshole. I don't care what else was going on.

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  • Sep 14, 2008 7:28:37 PM CDT

    this review

    by joet88

    sums it up for me.

    and I agree with chocolate jesus. it's a dick move. put away the glowing screen in the dark theater. I hope the sound was off when you were playing bejeweled.

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