AICN talkbackers love love LOVE to complain about the MTV Video Music Awards, but they will watch, oh yes, because they are MTV’s sex puppets.
They will sit and masturbate furiously as the “The Jonas Bros.” cast and the “Drake & Josh” cast and the “High School Musical” cast and the “Twilight” cast and the “The Hills” cast take the Paramount stages in rapid succession. Their mothers, alarmed at the noise, will bang on basement doors and demand to know “what’s going on down there,” but this will impede neither their furious masturbation nor their incessant one-handed talkback whining.
They are America’s future.
British stand-up comic and chat-show host Russell Brand, 33, who stole Kristen Bell from Jason Segal in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” is hosting. Brand was fired from his job as an MTV VJ on Sept. 12, 2001, after he came to work dressed as Osams Bin Laden. Despite this insanely evil act, the channel rehired him in 2006 to host a talk show. He’s reprising his “Forgetting” role of rock star Aldous Snow in another big-screen Judd Apatow comedy, “Get Him To The Greek.”
Shia LaBeouf, the thespianic equivalent of Spam, will be there too. Also? Mega-superstars DJ AM, Ciara, Lupe Fiasco, Chase Crawford, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, T-Pain and T.I. as well. Learn who else is putting in an appearance here.
Pre-show starts 8 p.m. Sunday. MTV.
Actual show starts 9 p.m. Sunday. MTV.
