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Script Girl is talking about this week's script deals - and isn't always happy about em.

Published at:  Sep 06, 2008 11:00:14 PM CDT

Hey folks, Harry here - back in Austin... going through detox, damn - Boston is a sea of booze and I barely came up for air. Great wedding though, seriously. Anyway - came back to the lovely Script Girl's report - and boy... she doesn't play nice with Sommers. Is it personal?











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  • Sep 06, 2008 11:02:37 PM CDT

    Cock.

    by whinynegativebitch

    Thats all.

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  • Sep 06, 2008 11:04:46 PM CDT

    Balls.

    by lotga

  • Sep 06, 2008 11:13:21 PM CDT

    Gimmie some sugar baby!!

    by p0llk4t

  • Sep 06, 2008 11:13:49 PM CDT

    So typical.

    by zarles

    A drop-dead gorgeous woman is RIGHT THERE, and all you dorks can do is punch each other in the arm and snort.BOOBIES!

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  • Sep 06, 2008 11:15:08 PM CDT

    We should all go out to the bar....

    by lhombresiniestro

    It's fucking Saturday Night, what the hell are we doing oogling Script Girl?.....oh yeah, she's hot....

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  • Sep 06, 2008 11:29:40 PM CDT

    these videos are so poorly made.

    by elemeno pee

  • Sep 06, 2008 11:31:33 PM CDT

    I was cleaning my attic and found Scriptgirls' report, here it i

    by fuckmichaelbay

    I was vacuuming my living room and under the coffee table I found this week's Scriptgirl report, so here it is...I was dusting off some old LP's and I found Scriptgirls' report, here it is...I was standing at the bus station and turned my ticket over to find Scriptgirls' report, here it is...I was scaling Mount Everest and Shirpa handed me Scriptgirls' report, here it is...I was searching for lost treasure and the map had Scriptgirls' report on the back of it, here it is...I was at a Bar Mitzvah and instead of reading the Torah the kid read Scriptgirls report, now here it is...I was directing a one-man version of King Lear when one of the scripts ad Scriptgirls' report on it, here it is...

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  • Sep 06, 2008 11:34:02 PM CDT

    I really just read AICN for the articles

    by m00kiedood

  • Sep 06, 2008 11:44:34 PM CDT

    Script girl's new flick "Motorboat"

    by crazyjoedavola

  • Sep 06, 2008 11:46:32 PM CDT

    Compromise, my friend, is the essence of diplomacy.

    by helpful electronic lab partner robot

    And diplomacy is the cornerstone of love. Sweeeeet love.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:02:10 AM CDT

    BRILLIAAANT!

    by john_t_chance

    Great episode. That Stoker bit may be SG's best since her Ken Burns/Henry Hill piece.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:05:58 AM CDT

    This is embarassing

    by kungfuhustler84

    I have been avoiding this for weeks, but with all the hubub, thought I would look at it again. Woops. Lame again.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:07:42 AM CDT

    Helpful Electronic Lab Blah-de-blah

    by kungfuhustler84

    I love Dr. Henry Killinger!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:16:54 AM CDT

    Subscribe Please?

    by volitalemix

    God that's pathetic. I can't believe this woman hasn't crawled under a rock from shame yet. Really, I can't even imagine the type of person who would find this entertaining. It's beyond embarrassing. I think she's getting fatter, too.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:17:55 AM CDT

    FAITH NO MORE TALKBACK!!!

    by umaga

    Has anyone seen A Perfect Place? Patton's score is pretty damn great.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:23:17 AM CDT

    Harry has the grace of a swan,

    by thrillho77

    the wisdom of an owl, and an eagle's eye...ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!!!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:28:47 AM CDT

    HOLY CATS! NICE RACK!

    by thegringogentile

    Like srsly. For real tho. And the librarian hot glasses are killer. I'm watching this with the sound down! Yay!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:29:31 AM CDT

    Yes I would rate scriptgirl.....

    by volitalemix

    Up there with Star Wars Lightsaber Kid, Tron Guy and Peter Pan guy as the biggest embarrassments on the internet.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:30:59 AM CDT

    "Do you have posthumous representation?"

    by chromedome

    GREAT stuff!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:32:12 AM CDT

    Sweet, I posted before the talkback was taken down!

    by pirateemery

    Only a matter of time...

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:34:56 AM CDT

    ScriptGirl is All Powerful and OmniPresent...

    by chromedome

    ... simultaneously materializing in every hater's little room, putting a gun to their heads, forcing them to enter this talkback, view the vid, and post about what a waste of time it is.....Or she's not, and the haters are just pathetic.I'm sayin it's the second one.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:52:12 AM CDT

    Holy shit. I forgot...

    by volitalemix

    Leslie Hall, the gem clothing lady! She even kind of looks like scriptgirl. Maybe it's her mom. Sriptgirl should go get on this video. http://tinyurl.com/hm5k3

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:53:58 AM CDT

    Palin or Script Girl

    by wash

    Which one has the more annoying voice?

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:58:07 AM CDT

    Scriptgirl, please stop.

    by volitalemix

    Tell your little boyfriend Dim Mulch or whatever to quit pimping you out like this. You're not cool. You're not sexy. You're not even good enough to satirize. Please regain some self respect and just stop.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:05:15 AM CDT

    We all know SG is desperate....

    by volitalemix

    for her little 15 minutes of fame. You'd think by this time she would realize it just ain't happening. Now whole world gets to see her shameless self promotion. Maybe she's just happy with having little 15 year olds recognize her when she goes into Starbucks. It's pathetic.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:16:00 AM CDT

    Scriptgirl AND Palin

    by futureman2681

    I'm just saying.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:20:04 AM CDT

    Double-U Double-U Two"

    by iamjack'suserid

  • Sep 07, 2008 1:20:59 AM CDT

    Hey anyone remember this?

    by volitalemix

    The Wiki article about Harry and Scriptgirl. http://tinyurl.com/6kgcnh The best part is at the bottom and marked in red. Yes, it's true. When something is on the net, it will stay there forever. I'm so proud of AICN.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:22:04 AM CDT

    Every last one of ya...

    by t-dog

    would not turn this chick down.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:26:11 AM CDT

    And did anyone else notice...

    by volitalemix

    That she looks fatter?

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:28:54 AM CDT

    Gridbug....

    by kirbymanly

    Yes. But it adds a bit to the cute. But not to the fact that a woman is obviously pimping herself out to the world by reading Variety headlines with her tits hanging out. As a man, I'd give her the business... she's kind of cute... but in the end its still kind of sad.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:33:39 AM CDT

    Maybe we should all pitch in....

    by volitalemix

    And send Harry some porn to look at. Maybe then he would stop his infatuation with this chick so he could quit embarrassing himself and us on a weekly basis.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:37:42 AM CDT

    And why is it....

    by volitalemix

    That we never see any contributor of AICN post here? Hmmmmm. Could it be that they are as embarrassed of it as we are?

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:49:44 AM CDT

    this just in.....

    by sonnyhooper

    ...my tits are nice..........

    .....film at 11.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:55:57 AM CDT

    I'd like...

    by drompter

    To put my red bull in her.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:58:09 AM CDT

    Untitled Milli Vanilli Project

    by alonzo mosely

    Does it get any better than that...

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  • Sep 07, 2008 3:32:21 AM CDT

    drompter....

    by kirbymanly

    Come on, man. Grow up. Harry, please stop with these Script Girl posts. You've been hypnoed to the point where this has made the site look bad in the eyes of undersexed film geeks. That's bad, dude.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 3:42:44 AM CDT

    Can I get some darvocet here?

    by napoleon park

    Oh, not that kind of script?I hit print screen on that glamopur still at the half way mark, opened photoshop, opened new page, and pasted it in. It felt wrong to click "flatten image" but what really confused me was if I should save it to my "celeb" folder or just file it with "clothed porn".I want to see a movie where Sarah Palin, Tina Fey and Script Girl play sisters.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 3:44:31 AM CDT

    Redbull? I'd spread her wings...

    by baked

    and give it to her. (Wait, did I say that right?)


    The Burroughs stuff was funny, though. And the spaghetti strap is a step forward in ogling potential.


    I hope she's not too offended, but the faster she gets into a bikini the sooner I'll subscribe (and then she can buy me that sandwich from Farmer's Market).

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  • Sep 07, 2008 3:48:40 AM CDT

    WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO IT'S TITTY TIME!!!!

    by mr spork

  • Sep 07, 2008 4:50:11 AM CDT

    Scriptgirl's Vacation Video, and "being pimped out"

    by nodiggity

    http://tinyurl.com/6bgo6n

    OR (remove AICN inserted spaces)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEuM3Y77uOY

    Funny thing about the vacation video, When Scriptgirl talks off script, she sounds normal and natural. If she could implement her normal way of talking into her delivery, it would be so much better.

    However, one bad thing about the Vacation "blooper" video is, the voice of that dude behind the camera. Totally shatters the illusion that this is her own idea, her own mischievous boob display. She's got some Dude running the camera for her! She's showing off her boobs for him! It's a story as old as Internet Porn, really. Some dude can't settle for having a hot girlfriend, he has to share her with everybody, "pimp her out" as some of you other talkbackers have so unkindly said.

    What happened to Midol Girl? She actually seemed to be what she claimed to be, and controlled her own videos, as opposed to being "produced" by some guy behind the scenes.

    I guess, while I still like the boobs, the Asian-Euro mix, and the glasses, the sense that she's just a prop is starting to slowly infiltrate my "Awww, so PRETTY" addled brain. But you are really pretty, Scriptgirl. And your boobs are very nice.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 5:46:35 AM CDT

    Midol Girl interviews "Caulkers" in Vancouver

    by nodiggity

    http://tinyurl.com/5g764o

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  • Sep 07, 2008 7:06:07 AM CDT

    "Killing Rommel" from Disney

    by i dunno

    Can't wait for the ride.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 9:20:05 AM CDT

    no subject

    by hulksmashnow

    Tarzan was raised by the Mangani, a race of anthropod apes, not gorillas. But, then again, how can anyone argue with that glorious cleavage?

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  • Sep 07, 2008 9:23:13 AM CDT

    TomBodet_Too: A Talkback Troll Story

    by fuckmichaelbay

    The tale of a boy and his shit for brains.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 9:50:22 AM CDT

    I'd like to introduce Scriptgirl to...

    by shmackdojo

    I'd like to introduce Scriptgirl to a different type of phallic object--a microphone. At least get her out of the cramped little office, because the reverb is killing me.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 10:16:19 AM CDT

    Hey look TomBodet...

    by mr. nice gaius

    ...FMB speaks. Next thing you know, he'll try peeing while standing up.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 10:43:26 AM CDT

    what a steaming bowl of dick

    by charyoutree

  • Sep 07, 2008 11:16:03 AM CDT

    Those boobies need a good ol' "Irish Chiliburger"

    by james_o'nasty

    if you get the innuendo... HAH!!!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 11:17:27 AM CDT

    D.Vader, play nice. Write some funny haikus.

    by stereotypical evil archer

    The haikus saved the last script girl talkback from the tit and dick posters and Telemarketer's mental breakdown.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 11:25:08 AM CDT

    GUARDIANS

    by buck.starblaster

    I just completed the first rewrite of my spec script, THE GUARDIANS. It is my dream to one day sell the thing and have script girl read out the sale while rubbing hot oil on her hooters. By the way anyone know the best way to sell a screenplay. When mine is ready I plain on sending out query letters to agents. FYI I would love to glaze script girls tits with my goop. Just sayin.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 11:27:48 AM CDT

    You know, she's not RIGHT THERE

    by aeghast

    That's a video. In your computer screen.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 11:37:26 AM CDT

    Legendary Scale Bust

    by thebearovingian

    I'm talking about the Aragorn legendary scale bust advertisement here on AICN.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 11:46:47 AM CDT

    Pronunciation of "Ciudad" = PHAIL

    by shaneo632

  • Sep 07, 2008 11:48:06 AM CDT

    The essence of AICN...

    by chromedome

    ...is one-stop shopping for a irreverent compilation of film and tv news and information.Show of hands by all talkbackers with a subscription to Variety?Thought so.Show of hands by all talkbackers who read Variety?And, again, thought so....So a once-per-week talkback with a link to video of an attractive woman sharing script sales news items with some humor--how is that not completely in-character with AICN's fundamental charter?Hater's who claim she just reads Variety items are missing the point entirely. And haters who claim this is an embarrassment to AICN: are you freakin kidding me? Have you actually READ the typical talkback here?The most offensive embarrassing thing about this talkback are the juvenile and hate-filled comments--that is a reflection the the talkbackers, not AICN or ScriptGirl.I am damn sure not going to subscribe to Variety, and I don't have time to read it if I did. ScriptGirl can read me the highlights in her quirky, attractive way any ol' time.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 11:51:06 AM CDT

    It's Obvious...

    by suburbanjedi

    ...that SG does her schtick reading the weekly script sales while showing off her ample bosom. She obviously likes the attention a lot, and if she didn't then why does she almost always include a freeze-frame of her giving a wonderful come-hither look while displaying her natural wonders? as bad as this TB can get she is getting off on the fact that she is being OGLED.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 12:48:27 PM CDT

    you cant sell it if you dont show em!

    by bmacsmith

    come on. i'll still respect you i promise.!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:09:44 PM CDT

    Anyone who thinks ScriptGirl is hot is justified

    by thegreatwhatzit

    They're equally justified to perform as ventriloquists for their inflatable girlfriends.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:19:57 PM CDT

    What a Bunch of Puritanical Pussies On This Site!

    by jacknancerevenge

    Do you people live in a village that time forgot run by William Hurt where red is THE BAD COLOR?
    Because Scriptgirl's clothing is not all that terribly risque by 21st century standards! Why is it so many of you are morally outraged by a little decolletage? It's a wet, hot summer here in LA. My fucking cardiologist wears more revealing outfits! And he's not nearly as much fun to look at! Although...

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:23:57 PM CDT

    And the Sommers slam was funny...

    by jacknancerevenge

    Search your feelings. You know it to be true. The man is an atrociously overpaid hack. If you didn't realize that by now, you're either a child or I have more taste in my penis than you.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:26:18 PM CDT

    And somewhere, FuckMichaelBay contemplates the taste...

    by jacknancerevenge

    of my penis.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:29:08 PM CDT

    JackNance: Burger Queen

    by thegreatwhatzit

    This is the douchebag who tried to pass himself off as a VIP (the latest camouflage was a successful screenwriter who fraternized with a hot wife). It turns out that he's locked in a Walter Mitty fantasy world where his routine refrain is "You want mustard with that?" His "wife" is a soiled pile of "Swank" magazines. Credibility: zip. Even though ScriptGirl is physically average (at best), his fantasy world have reinvented her as a renascent Rita Hayworth. Very sad.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:39:27 PM CDT

    Anyone who thinks that ScriptGirl is NOT hot...

    by mr. nice gaius

    ...should be kicked out of the Man Club and be forced to read the transcripts of old Phil Donahue shows for the rest of their lives. Seriously, watch her vacation/blooper video and grow some balls.I'm MNG and I approve this message.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 1:54:15 PM CDT

    ScriptGirl is about as hot

    by thegreatwhatzit

    as a Bowery Boys movie competing with DARK KNIGHT. Actually, that comparison is pretty charitable. I do think she'd qualify as leading contender for THE NANCY KULP STORY.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 3:08:24 PM CDT

    HOAGIE SHACK

    by thick mcrunfast

    There, there's a movie reference for ya, ScriptGirl.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 4:36:47 PM CDT

    JackNanceRedundant

    by fuckmichaelbay

    I don't need to contemplate what your penis tastes like...it tastes like Brian DiMuccio's and Dino Vendetti's asshole. Now what. loser?Why don't you just reveal yourself as Scriptgirl? Really no one cares at this point.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 4:44:06 PM CDT

    D.Vader, true haiku.

    by stereotypical evil archer

  • Sep 07, 2008 5:46:49 PM CDT

    TBT

    by fuckmichaelbay

    The drip was awesome. Thank you for asking.I'm scheduled for a full frontal lobotomy on Thursday. (How was yours? I hear it's nice.)I don't go to the bathhouse anymore. Mr. Nice Gauis tried to put his wee-wee in my poo-poo place.JackNanceRevenge is a tool!I'm out!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 5:50:11 PM CDT

    The best line in this entire talkback is from...

    by suburbanjedi

    ...thegreatwhatzit who wrote "His "wife" is a soiled pile of "Swank" magazines." I am so going to use that line on an unsuspecting co-worker tomorrow.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 6:24:25 PM CDT

    You can't sell it if...

    by buck.starblaster

    I wrote it. I wrote a movie script. It's an R rated superhero movie with a unique twist. But writing it is not enough. You need to find an agent who will actually read it and take you on as a client. So to big tits magge (and what lovely hooters they are) I call bullshit! It takes a lot more then just writing it.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 6:35:56 PM CDT

    Joking on her boobs is JUSTIFIED. Yeah, I said it!

    by big dumb ape

    Look, my problem with ScriptGirl will echo what SuburanJedi said above and he totally nailed it: this girl is less about giving out information and MORE about consciously knowing she's being ogled and she LIKES it. She actually WANTS that to be the end effect.Seriously, don't even TRY to defend what this girl is doing since it's so fucking transparent. And certainly DON'T put on the Cary Grant "I'm a gentleman" white knight armor and then point an accusing finger at other guys here regarding their comments. If this woman was SO interested in journalistic integrity (in terms of passing along a story) then (1) why not BE a reporter and actually go out and GET the news instead of just compiling information that I can already find on most legitimate screenwriting sites... (2) If she's SO into scripts, then why not interview the people who did make sales, like an actual news reporter would... and (3) given how many weeks her titillating (yeah, I said it!) videos have been here and given the kinds of comments they generate, if she was ACTUALLY interested in reporting the news, than why not dress a bit more refined? And less like she just came off her shift at HOOTERS?So screw it. Joke away. As SuburbanJedi noted this girl WANTS the attention and WANTS to be ogled. So fuck it -- when you're simply after attention on the web, than you have to take everything that comes with it...

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  • Sep 07, 2008 7:00:33 PM CDT

    wow....this is the first of the videos Ive watched...

    by rocklobster800

    and I have to be honest, it was just terrible. Her voice is just soooo monotonous and fake and that thing with bram stoker at the end was seriously vomit inducingly bad...I shant be checking next weeks edition, and if I get banned for expressing my opinion on just how God awful that video was, then so be it....and yeah, she is very attractive and obviously knows guy will be oogling the boobies...I mean she must know this. and if she doesnt, somebody write to her and tell her so we can END this crap man

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  • Sep 07, 2008 7:39:23 PM CDT

    "If you don't think ScriptGirl is hot..."

    by lord john whorfin

    then you're not a man. I love it. What douchery. The whole Movie Phone voice she delivers in kills boners. But hey, lots of guys probably jack it to Movie Phone.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 8:29:29 PM CDT

    I would Fuck Scriptgirl in the Ass

    by mr_x

    I feel much better after saying that. I've also noted that the talkbacks for this column were at 200 posts or more when this all kicked off, but even talkbackers get bored by commenting on her tits and boob enhancing outfits. since harry is not listening to the overwhelming majority of talkbackers whom comment on "stripgirl" who understand what a waste of space this is I suggest just not to comment on it further. if you ignore it it will go away. the opportunity to become an internet phenom has come and gone.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 8:31:45 PM CDT

    You really are a Big Dumb Ape...

    by john_t_chance

    Not to get to White Knighty dude, but when the hell did she ever say she was an investigative reporter? The poor girl works a sixty hour week as a producer's assistant. She does these on the side. When the fuck is she supposed to have time to go out and "break" stories? As for interviews...she mentioned on myspace that she's started interviewing writers whose sales have been on the reports. So there. And nothing about any of this gives you any right to say mean, nasty shit about her. If you can somehow twist it around in your socially maladjusted brain that it does...I pity any woman who takes up with you.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 8:45:23 PM CDT

    Vomit inducingly bad, Rock Lobster? The Bram Stoker bit?

    by john_t_chance

    I wholly disagree. Thought it was really clever and funny. I'm so sick of your type...the anonymous talkbacker who's never done one thing to entertain the rest of the world. Who doesn't even have the balls to put it on the line and try...but who then takes delight in shitting on the work of human beings far braver than himself. If I'm wrong then prove it! Post an url where we can seem your own works of comedy genius or shut the fuck up!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 9:26:29 PM CDT

    AGAIN...THIS IS LAME

    by xoanontorn

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  • Sep 07, 2008 9:27:55 PM CDT

    Unrelated but..

    by jerry horror

    Video cam, cleavage, glasses= success. Do your thing script girl.
    www.myspace.com/jerryhorror

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  • Sep 07, 2008 9:37:57 PM CDT

    Its been said a million times but..

    by xoanontorn

    I have to vent

    She is so mind bogglingly bad as a 'host' of the show..she can hardly read the 'cue cards' she's got.

    She's giving us a RECAP of the weeks news...this is the net honey, the news from 20 minutes ago is old..never mind last WEEK

    The fact that no AICN PTB's post on here, defend her, explain WHY she's on here..or even comment about our complete dislike for this woman just goes to prove that she is clearly either; A) Paying AICN to post this or B) Is REALLY pulling favors for someone and this is what she gets out of it.

    Either way, these videos make the site, Knowles & company, and the whole net-movie community look bad, dirty, and a little bit sad.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 10:14:12 PM CDT

    All it proves XoanonTORN...

    by john_t_chance

    Is that this site is not a democracy. Your personal opinion really doesn't matter to anyone but you. Did you sign an agreement coming in that you would be consulted on all content decisions? No. I didn't think so. Because this site is the property of Harry Knowles. You are just a guest. You are anonymous. A dumb screen name and some dull opinions. Nothing more. Does that hurt your feelings? Make you mad?Boo-hoo. Go start your own site and put whatever you want on it you self-righteous little prig!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 10:24:57 PM CDT

    John_T_Chance

    by fuckmichaelbay

    Harry wouldn't be able to make a living off his site if the content didn't attract people, who in turn, clicked on the banner ads which provide advertising revenue. It's called business, and that's what the Internet is...a business. Does that hurt your feelings? Does that make you mad? Boo-hoo. Go start your own site where you pay your hard earned money to not put up interesting comments.DOWN WITH REGURGITATED NEWS LIKE SCRIPTGIRL!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 10:26:09 PM CDT

    John T Chance, you proved my points. Thanks!

    by big dumb ape

    You said: "Not to get to White Knighty dude, but when the hell did she ever say she was an investigative reporter?" Well, thanks for agreeing with my point, one that's shared by alot of other people here. If even SHE doesn't think of herself as a reporter than I guess we were right all along. She's NOT doing this to be a reporter, but is doing it instead to call attention to herself. And she's doing it by choosing something (screenplays) that will have a high geek interest online and thus get a lot of web hits AND just to ramp things up a bit she likes to talk while flashing her best assests. Which trust me, contrary to your response to Rock Lobster, is NOT her sense of humor.And for the record I've never said anything mean like she's dumb as a brick. I never said any such thing, John Chance. Heck, I'd be the first to admit that what she's done is a great marketing strategy. She wanted to call attention to herself and she found 2 big ways to do it. But all in all, your post still shows that Suburban Jedi was right in his post (which I then echoed). She clearly WANTS to be some sort a new online cult figure, so she dresses in a particular way to play up her boobs -- and she does it on purpose. Which would certainly indicate (as Suburban Jedi stated) that she WANTS to ogled. So sure, it's a smart tactical move. And I realize it's all part of the act. But don't even try and tell me she's letting her gazongas hang out so prominently to advance the world of news or the art of screenwriting.You also mention that she works 60 hours a week. What are you her boyfriend to know that? A close friend hers who feels a need to defend her from an onslaught of so many Talkbackers making fun of her? Oh wait, let me guess. Somewhere along the way...perhaps at her site...she put her hand to her head, she let out a heavy sigh, and then SHE said how hard she works, at which point you bought into it on face value. Well, I'll be a nice guy. I'll be fair. Maybe she is a hard working, industrious person who puts in 60 hours a week. Then again, what does that matter? I'm sure everyone here can talk about the long hours they work each week including all the overtime they put in as well. In short, what does her working 60 hours a week have to do with everyone joking about her boobs? Hmm, well now that you mention it......I could argue that her working 60 hours a week only helps to prove my point even more. Let me get this straight: she works that long and hard all week long, so what does she choose to do in her free time? Does she go out with friends? Does she hang out with her boyfriend? As a production assistant is she off writing her own script or using her free time to make her own small movie? No. Instead she's videotaping herself and posting herself online, all the while making SURE she's dressed in a way that will make her boobs incredibly prominent.So, gee, I think we've come full circle to the whole debate of "Do you think she's trying to pass along news or is she REALLY just trying to call attention to herself? Whether it's to land a job in TV or to try & make herself into the next online cult figure which in turn could generate money and fame for her?" Me, I'm guessing it's the latter and based on EVERY Talkback we've had so far about ScriptGirl and her videos, I think it's safe to say a lot of people have come to the same conclusion...

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  • Sep 07, 2008 10:35:05 PM CDT

    Lord John Whorfin

    by mr. nice gaius

    You should change your name to John Smallberries.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 10:46:16 PM CDT

    Big Dumb Ape...

    by john_t_chance

    There is alot of information about her online. Including a pretty lengthy interview a few weeks back on Yankee Pot Roast where she spoke about and explained some of her motivations and her admittedly modest career as a screenwriter. Clearly you've read none of it. So rather than making fair, informed judgements, you are just talking out of your ass. So it is absolutely a waste of time to argue with you. But best of luck with all your future endeavors!

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  • Sep 07, 2008 10:57:30 PM CDT

    FuckMichaelBay...

    by john_t_chance

    What can one say about you? You're just a boring, talentless blowhard who's been screeching the same nasty shit about SG since her first day on the site. I really think you're jealous of her. I think you find you're own complete obscurity and anonymity very hard to take and you have channelled all that self-loathing and self-pity into a inexplicable rage toward some stranger who does a 2 minute weekly show on script sales. I really feel bad for you. And I shudder to think of the deep psychological wounds inflicted on you that would bring you to such a lowly state. How 'bout a widdle huggy wuggy?

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  • Sep 07, 2008 10:58:47 PM CDT

    Hug's over bitch. Now fuck off!

    by john_t_chance

  • Sep 07, 2008 11:13:58 PM CDT

    LMAO! "So rather than making fair, informed judgments..."

    by big dumb ape

    John T Chance, news flash for you: citing the interview on Yankee Pot Roast is NOT helping your cause. Seriously, dude, if anything now you're helping to sink the girl even more...For crying out loud, if you read the interview OF COURSE she speaks nicely about her herself or her aspirations. It's an interview where -- once again -- she's clearly trying to promote herself. Of course, she also gets a bit full of herself with some Hollywood name dropping ("Let me tell you about the party I was at where Quentin Tarantino came up to ME to strike up a conversation because he watches ME online") or by talking about how famous she thinks she's becoming ("Let me tell you about the time I was recognized at a truck stop").But as I said before, that's fine. I have no problems with that. As I said in my post, she's trying to work it and she's found 2 great marketing assets to help her along -- her boobs. Which everyone here knows as well, which is why they're snickering and making snarky comments because it's so fucking OBVIOUS what ScriptGirl is trying to do.And if you can't see this, then for fuck's sake check out the YPR interview again and just LOOK at the photos they put up of her. Gee, John T Chance, do you NOTICE anything that's CLEARLY played up in every single shot from her videos? And take a good look at the caricature they drew of her to accompany her bio. Gee, NOTICE anything that gets played up yet again? For crying out loud, the LEAD IN of the article says it all (quote): "Facing the camera is SCRIPTGIRL. 29 years old, vaguely exotic, both bookish and sexy (i.e., glasses + cleavage)"So get it right, John. I have no gripes with her doing her reports and trying to call attention to herself. Just don't try and play innocent that she's not playing up her can-cans in order to GET more attention. Which means, yes, she WANTS to be ogled online which was all I stated before. So I'm STILL right in everything I said. And I'm being fair.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 11:43:23 PM CDT

    It's funny, Mr. Nice Gaius...

    by lord john whorfin

    how you make the assumption that I don't think she's attractive. You seem to obsessed with testicles, as well. Seems to fit with what a few people have said about you in this talkback.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 11:50:48 PM CDT

    Lord John Whorfin

    by mr. nice gaius

    Oh, you mean that one guy? Whatever. It's just a little ribbing, John.Now, that I think about it, do you know what's really funny? Your screenname used to be mine a few years ago. I think I made one or two posts under it before I changed my account settings.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 12:01:22 AM CDT

    JTC

    by fuckmichaelbay

    Care to comment on the fact that you have no grasp of the idea of commerce or a clear definition of what is a democracy?I think we all know you'll continue to be SG's personal troll-bitch and be completely useless.You and JackNanceRedundant can go sit in a tree and worship SG for her weekly informational ruse.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 12:35:13 AM CDT

    MixFormerlyKnownAsVolatile

    by fuckmichaelbay

    Was his method showing people a woman's cleavage while she regurgitates old news?

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  • Sep 08, 2008 12:36:15 AM CDT

    Did Scriptgirl just say "TITular"?

    by dihay

    Oh boy...come back next week when she says "wank" and "pecker"!!!

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  • Sep 08, 2008 1:14:20 AM CDT

    you naive pole-smoker

    by fuckmichaelbay

    Hollywood is like computer technology..once the world's got it, it has already become obsolete.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 2:30:39 AM CDT

    But MixFormerlyKnownAsVolatile, don't you know...

    by john_t_chance

    what a huge show biz player our FuckMichaelBay is? A power broker of his caliber makes life and death decisions based on script sales news! Two day old info in his world will get people FUCKING KILLED, man! He requires streaming data on all script sales and development intelligence in case he should ever decide to quit his job at Best Buy and explode into screenwriting action!! It could happen any day! Well probably not tomorrow because he likes to go Chili's for 1/2 price appletini's after work on monday and trim his nostril and ear hair while he watches INTERVENTION on A&E. But any day after that? Watch the fuck out world!!

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  • Sep 08, 2008 2:30:48 AM CDT

    I shrug.

    by lord john whorfin

    Sure, you're name used to be mine. What-ev. You go girl.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 5:58:11 AM CDT

    PALIN STOLE HER LOOK...

    by karl childers

    to get us fanboys to vote.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 6:48:55 AM CDT

    Sarah Palin

    by dazzler69

    I hope Sarah Palin does speeches like Script girl does! Titties out!

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  • Sep 08, 2008 8:04:41 AM CDT

    Jesus John T Chance its just my opinion

    by rocklobster800

    I thought it was absolutely terrible, not even vaguely funny at all-but you know we arent allowed to express ourselves here are we?I mean, I wont say a word about anything unless I loooove it from now on, okay? I have no beef with scriptgirl but I just didnt like that video and Im sorry if she cant take criticism but hey, thats the world we live in, and she does have a day job doesnt she? And "anonymous talkbacker"? Well sorry my username doesnt contain my life story as yours clearly does...and if you want to know, Im only 21 and just graduated university with a first in film and media with honours and I have written scripts that I would desperately hope are funnier than that. but alas, I havent exactly got studios kicking my door down seeing as, oh yeah-Im only out of friggin university!And Im humble enough to admit theyre not the best scripts in the world and have their problems, but yeah Im brave enough to work at them and pitch them when I get the chance and have perfected them. but, if you want a link Ill happily post one to it, although obviously you'll say its crap anyway because me and you have a difference of opinion and thats clearly the worst thing in the world. EVER. I dont like something and said so and thats a good reason for me being branded a coward "who takes delight in shitting on the works of people far braver than himself"....yeah, I was rolling around on the floor, cackling having the time of my life when I calmly stated that the thing was crap. It really made my day to sit through that and find it I didnt enjoy wasting my time. and it is soooooo brave to post something on youtube isnt it? I mean Indy wouldnt be brave enough to post something on a website that expressed an opinion through a rubbish joke, along with MILLIONS of other people...yeah, you wonder how she survived. So, Ill post a link if you want even though you'll hate it regardless...but before I do, have you made your your magnum opus? I mean, Ive got a degree, and an MA comming up, and Ill show you a script, and even the student documentaries I made if you want (which, SHOCK-are on youtube!) but where is this fantastic piece of work that you have made, that you stuck your neck out for, that is entertaining the world as we speak? are you in fact Chris Nolan? I cant tell seeing as you are in fact ALSO an anonymous talkbacker, you seems to have spent, ALOT of time shitting on peoples opinions....I mean I cant believe you've made me write this, and forced me to sink to your level...but I'll bite this once....but yeah, in conclusion, scriptgirl-cute, but could be waaaaay better...Im not saying she should give up, but just get quality control on them....

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  • Sep 08, 2008 9:36:15 AM CDT

    Do you seriously think she works 60 hours a week?

    by mrfan

  • Sep 08, 2008 10:08:11 AM CDT

    "titular clues"

    by arcadiands

    anyone else laugh when she said that? Hey dont ban me - Im just quoting from the video.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 10:33:07 AM CDT

    oh and heres a serious review of SG

    by arcadiands

    She has a very smooth complexion and doesn't appear to be 'vieny' which is nice. Her hair is very nicely shaped and its clear she puts a good deal of time in maintaining it and preparing it. Her glasses are cute, but a bit behind the trend now. Its all Peggy Hill slash Sara Palin frameless square jobs now. She's gotta get with that. I suspect she's got a bit of 'eyes really close together aka "Knowles Eyes" so the thick black frames help resolve that. She's got a bit of a traditional Asian roundness to her face aka "Knowles Jowles" which would only make the eyes issue more obvious. Her teeth? Lots of cash spent there for sure. Her voice has a very nice lilt to it but her tacked on 'radio voice' has an almost satirical cadence unheard since Gary Owens used to open for Laugh-In.
    I'd comment on the actual content of her video, but you and I and Script Girl herself all know that the content could be the last 13 pages of the Beverly Hills phone book, and that its so very much NOT about the content. We can stop pretending now. If Harry burned this website down today and replaced it tomorrow with "Knitting Knews With Knowles" then we all know that next week we'd have a YarnGirl gland-popping video about the latest goings on at Fabric Barn.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 10:37:10 AM CDT

    JTC

    by fuckmichaelbay

    You have no idea how big or small a "player" I am, much the same we have no idea how famous you have become or not.Until you reveal yourself as Spielberg, why don't you just shut the fuck up about me and comment on a movie for a change.Pretending you're defending someone when you ARE that person and/or hiring/asking someone to troll talkbacks for you is lame at best. Give it up dudess or at least show us the twins!

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  • Sep 08, 2008 11:06:31 AM CDT

    John T. Chance=Seymour Krelborn

    by thegreatwhatzit

    A very lonely guy trapped in a Joe Besser ("I'll harm you!") psyche. The other equation:
    John T. Chance=a defensive ScriptGirl. Your 15 seconds are fading.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 12:47:07 PM CDT

    VolitaleMix - some clarification

    by rock-me amodeo

    You had made a comment waaaaaaay up top wondering about why regular contributors (I'm not a black-box contributor, but a contributor nonetheless) to AICN don't post here, if perhaps they're embarrassed to. And you are 100 percent correct. I AM embarrassed to post here! But it's not ScriptGirl that leaves me embarrassed.It's folks like you. And the rotten, classless, vulgar, despicable posts that regularly make their way on this forum, all directed at a girl who is simply reading script reports. One would think she has declared jihad on your short hairs for all the vitriol directed her way.It's embarrassing. Really. I wonder to myself, perhaps it's that most of your hearts are so seared by the freedom that comes with relative anonymity. It boggles my mind that so few seem to feel the shame one ought at things so vile, I have rarely heard them uttered in the light of day. And I'm ex-Army. I've heard a lot.Bottom line, I don't like to play in the mud because it makes me feel dirty. I listen every week, and I appreciate ScriptGirl continuing to make a name for herself. So I will post here occasionally, but that's it.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 5:11:14 PM CDT

    rock-me Amodeo

    by fuckmichaelbay

    If you were in the American Army, then you fought for the rights of others do exactly what they do in this talkback. SG is inconsequential to furthering anything about the film business or writers in general and AICN expects us to lap up this shit like a Michael Bay craptacular.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 9:20:57 PM CDT

    John_T_Chance

    by xoanontorn

    Actually I do have a website, a rather large one with a massive following..and YES I do care what my readers think, what they want to see on the website, and what they don't. So piss off

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  • Sep 09, 2008 11:55:24 AM CDT

    WOW Scriptgirl is looking...

    by moonlightdrive

    MEGA hot in this video. However, Scriptgirl a week is way too long to wait for the chance to see you in the script report. How about posting some other videos (I don't mean that sort) in between to tide us over? Please.

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  • Sep 09, 2008 2:19:45 PM CDT

    Michael Bay

    by rock-me amodeo

    That is an excellent point. I would die to defend the rights each citizen enjoys, and that right includes freedom of speech.That does not, however, include freedom from consequences. Some are more obvious: you cannot yell "FIRE!" in a crowded theater and expect to go unpunished. You cannot wave to your friend John at the other side of the plane and say, "Hi, Jack!" and not expect there to be ramifications.And you cannot spew every sort of vileness without being occasionally excoriated by a man willing to take you to task. I'm not saying that you CAN'T do it. YOu can certainly have your opinion and communicate it.I'm just saying that you're WRONG to do it in the manner IN WHICH you've been doing it.I wonder, what is it about her that is so threatening? For example, Pirsig made the point in Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintanence that people usually don't jump up and down, screaming that the sun will come up tomorrow. They usually reserve such histrionics for things that threaten them, or things that unnerve them. I wonder what it is about ScriptGirl that has people jumping up and down?As for me, I'm jumping up and down for one reason: I think she's lovely, and she puts a few tidbits of industry news in easily palatable form, with an inspiring bon mot at the end. How horrible is that?

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  • Sep 09, 2008 9:34:35 PM CDT

    rock-me Amodeo

    by fuckmichaelbay

    My expression is indicative of the lack of intelligence Mr. Bay seems to think his audience possesses, which is evident in his "filmmaking".He thinks we're mindless lemmings willing to lap up an intellectually inferior product that is the entertainment equivalent of a traffic accident.SG on the other hand has convinced AICN to use their fan base as a tool to launch her career as a "reporter", and and as a longtime fan and supporter of this site, I think this is meaningless content. Anyone with a modicum of Hollywood knowledge would know almost 80% of her "news" is from the previous week. But that's not the biggest problem...The biggest problem I have is this "JackNanceRevenge" character, and in some part "John_T_Chance" who simultaneously admitted being a friend of SG and declared themselves a "player"; trolling the talkbacks shitting on the rest. I caught shrapnel from this turd, and didn't appreciate it. Then the bannings started, and most for content that was disturbing at best.So it's not a matter of right and wrong my friend, just a matter of taste, and I never pretended that my ways were tasteful from my first post until now.

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