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TIFF: Art Snob chimes in on Guy Ritchie's ROCKNROLLA, Ed Harris' APPALOOSA and French-Canadian flick IT'S NOT ME, I SWEAR!

Published at:  Sep 06, 2008 6:08:50 PM CDT

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with another report out of Toronto, this time from Art Snob who has a look at three flicks, including Guy Ritchie's ROCKNROLLA and Ed Harris' western APPALOOSA, which I'm very much looking forward to. Especially after reading Art Snob's ROCKNROLLA review! And even though he doesn't give a full recommendation for APPALOOSA, it sounds like the kind of flick that's right up my alley.

Here's the first set of reviews from Art Snob!!!





Hi. Art Snob here again on my annual excursion to the Toronto Film Festival. Eleven years and counting! It's going to be an abridged visit this year - just ten films due to an overlapping social commitment -- but I've already seen something that alone makes the whole trip worthwhile. More on this shortly.

I have to say that the vetting process for making your choices has never been easier - this will be the first year where I've spent far less time choosing films than actually watching them. As recently as two years ago, you were pretty much limited to the festival program guide and endless web searches to glean information about the huge lineup of films. The guide is very nice, but it assigns exactly one page of space to every movie - as if they're all equally meritorious. For years, I would laboriously compile a HTML document of the announced titles that linked them to their IMDB pages, so that I could make the most of the 48 hours between when the final schedule is announced and when your choices have to be in.

But no more - last year the immensely useful third party TOfilmfest website came on line, providing links to ALL known information (AICN reviews included) about every film. And this year, Twitchfilm started a "trailer park" of every trailer available for festival entries (all of which, in turn, have been incorporated into TOfilmfest). The difference between typing over 300 film titles (many in a foreign language) into the search box at IMDB versus instant mouse click access to everything known about every film is SIGNIFICANT, let me tell you!

The official TIFF website itself has been improved tremendously as well, especially in the selection tool for compiling an itinerary. And via a valued contact at the fest, I got a sneak preview of excellent software being developed for processing ticket requests online. The $150 courier fee for physically submitting your requests from out-of-town should be a welcome thing of the past by next year.

Something gained/something lost dept.: Unfortunately, there's been a slight devaluation of the standard ticket packages this year. Such packages have never been eligible for the Gala screenings at Roy Thompson Hall, but they have always been eligible for subsequent screenings of Gala films at other festival theaters. Now the ineligibility has been extended to the theater most frequently used for these subsequent screenings (especially the ones with "names") - the Elgin. This is why you won't be seeing any feedback from me on BURN AFTER READING or THE DUCHESS.

On to the movies!

ROCKNROLLA

A home run right off the bat! LS&2SB & SNATCH fans rejoice! Guy Richie has ended his 0-for-Madonna slump with a kickass offering that soars as much as REVOLVER sucked (if that's possible). All the elements you loved in his rookie and sophomore efforts are back in a glorious new mix that doesn't seem derivative or repetitive in the slightest. Among the highlights:

* The best botched robbery sequence I've ever seen
* A star-is-born performance by Toby Kebbell as crack-addled rock star Johnny Quid, probably the closest thing to a central character in the cast. You're going to be seeing more of him, and you won't want to wait.
* An ensemble cast every bit as diverse and colorful as those of his first two films. Standouts include mob boss Tom Wilkinson in a de-campified variant on his BATMAN RETURNS character (with echoes of Bob Hoskins in THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY, a major Richie influence); Thandie Newton, showing new range as a really bitchin' femme fatale; and Gerard Butler as a tough-as-nails streetwise criminal who's got a LOT of things going on.

As for the fun elements: The sex is fairly tame and gender-neutral (if you want to see Butler's buns, knock yourself out), and the drugs are mainly limited to Quid and a junkie duo, but the film really delivers when it comes to in-your-face violence and irreverent black humor.

Yes, the plot is convoluted, and it takes a little while for it to come into focus, but wasn't this also the case with Richie's two previous winners? My only complaint is a minor one: I had a suspicion about the plot's major maguffin the first time I saw it, and this suspicion turned out to be correct. I have a feeling that a lot of people will be having the same suspicion right off the bat - if the words "I'll bet that ... " come into your mind once you understand what the maguffin is, I suggest assuaging your curiosity by assuming that you're correct.

Richie made an on-stage appearance before the film, and just about the whole audience hung around during the ending credits waiting for him to return. (Which didn't happen -- If he HAD returned, I'm sure it would have been to a standing ovation.)

I can't imagine any LS&2SB/SNATCH fan not digging this new concoction. Feel free to await it with elevated expectations - no fear of another REVOLVER misfire necessary.

C'est pas moi, je le jure! (It's Not Me, I Swear!)

Most of my favorite Canadian movies are French language ones from Quebec (C.R.A.Z.Y. from the 2005 festival is a particular favorite), so I decided to give this heavily hyped entry a try. It's about a 10-year -old kid in 1968 who's living in a broken household (his mother has left for Greece to start a new life) who becomes an enfant terrible, breaking into neighbors homes when they're away, wrecking stuff at will and stealing money in hopes of pursuing an oedipal quest to be reunited with this mother. Along the way, he experiences first love with a neighbor girl - similarly from a broken home, but able to better deal with it.

I wanted to like it, but I really can't recommend it. The child actor Antoine L'Écuyer is very impressive (he got a standing ovation when he came on stage after the movie), but his character just isn't sympathetic. (I know I'D kill any kid who broke into my home and did what he does, unhappy childhood be damned!) The movie is based on an eleven-year-old book, and I suspect that too much of the story is internalized to be successfully adapted for the screen. The film could also have benefited from some more 60's nostalgia and fewer musical interludes.

Not a bad movie by any means -very good production values -- but it pales in comparison to "troubled youth" French movies like LE GRANDE CHEMIN, MURMUR OF THE HEART, THE 400 BLOWS, and FORBIDDEN GAMES. It may play well in Quebec, but I can't see it traveling. A noble effort that just doesn't quite cut it.

APPALOOSA

Ed Harris' second directorial effort (following POLLOCK) definitely shows an increasingly skillful hand behind the camera (and the usual solid acting effort in front of it). Too many times, I've seen an actor try this transition without sufficient training, with the result being a mess riddled with poor scene blocking, awkward transitions, and erratic pacing. (Check out Adam Goldberg's I LOVE YOUR WORK if you want to see a textbook example.) Not so with Harris' tale of two lawmen (Harris and Viggo Mortensen) in 1882 New Mexico defending a town headed by spineless wimps against a vicious gang. His work has the polish of a veteran director, and the influence of John Ford is evident. This is particularly impressive given the amount of mindset toggling he must have gone through when changing which side of the camera he was on.

Unfortunately, despite many positives, I can't tell anyone but big-time western fans (especially of the old school) to see this film. It just didn't give me anything I haven't seen before. Plus it seems a bit PG-13-ish for my tastes. Particularly wanting: Jeremy Irons as the head of the gang. Sorry Jeremy ... you've done some fine work in your career, but as a vicious western gang boss, you're no Henry Fonda. He just doesn't have the right kind of panache and hissibility to elevate the conflict at the core of the story. I don't want a scoundrel ... I want a full blown sociopath who I can enjoy seeing go down. (If the character HAS to be cultured, at least give me Alan Rickman.)

An Achilles heel may doom this film at the box office: no youth appeal. Sure, it's a rock-solid cast - despite the one miscasting - but Rene Zelwegger is the youngest of the members at 39.

So another film with many merits that just doesn't quite score enough originality or flair points to pass Snob muster. C'est la vie. It's still the best Viggo Mortensen western (by far) and the second best Harris/Mortensen movie -- which isn't a bad thing at all.

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That's it for my first day and a half. There's no question that seeing ROCKNROLLA right off the bat set a very high bar for me to judge the rest of my lineup by. Tonight I get to see my #1 choice going into the fest - Bill Maher's RELIGULOUS, which I saw a "workshop" session on (which included a great 20-minute sampler film) with Maher and director Larry Charles last year. I had a fun time watching his show from the patio of a café in the Yongsterdam district last night via Slingbox, and was delighted to hear him sign off on the "overtime" segment by saying to his guests, "I have to get to Toronto to destroy religion." I hope I have good news to report on this in my next post - as always with a comedic film, the acid test will be the number of reflexive laughs.



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  • Sep 06, 2008 6:11:44 PM CDT

    no subject

    by clockworkmango

  • Sep 06, 2008 6:18:44 PM CDT

    Wow

    by diagnostic

    That young Indy Jones figure is more f'd up than those Quicksilver ones.

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  • Sep 06, 2008 6:20:50 PM CDT

    Viggo Mortenson IS the actor of this year.

    by thewaqman

    Can't wait for "The Road", that's definitely going to be good. Also..."Good" looks pretty umm...good.


    I'm still iffy on Rock N Rolla though, I used to be a huge fan of Lock Stock and Snatch, but I can't watch them anymore they're so damn similar and generic. But I really loved the ensemble. I'll probably check this one out on DVD.

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  • Sep 06, 2008 6:27:32 PM CDT

    Sort of disappointed about Appaloosa

    by terrymalloy

    I had high hopes.

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  • Sep 06, 2008 7:01:41 PM CDT

    Still hyped for Appaloosa

    by o_goncho

    It's a proper western with Viggo Mortensen and Ed Harris? What more recommendation do I need? None is what.

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  • Sep 06, 2008 9:02:04 PM CDT

    Just how bad was Revolver?

    by nickn328

    I only heard abhorrent things so I never bothered, but just out of curiosity, how bad was it REALLY?

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  • Sep 06, 2008 9:11:04 PM CDT

    I'm there for Appaloosa

    by charlie_allnut

    We need more Westerns! And thanks to that review I just had some rather unpleasant flashbacks of I Love Your Work. I had blocked it from my memory. What a fucking horrible movie. nuff said.

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  • Sep 06, 2008 9:18:27 PM CDT

    Nickn328

    by o_goncho

    Having sat through the whole thing I can sort of say... it's not TERRIBLE...really... it's just terribly hard to follow but the film ends up feeling stupid for it rather than you.

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  • Sep 06, 2008 10:25:32 PM CDT

    not enough westerns or ganster fliks if u ask me

    by crazybubba

    i'll go see both movies

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  • Sep 06, 2008 11:34:12 PM CDT

    No youth appeal???

    by iamzardoz

    Thank fucking god, I am so sick of skateboards, kung-fu and actors from tv shows Ive never heard of. Westerns are great, grown up ones are even better.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 3:33:48 AM CDT

    So he liked Rocknrolla

    by kwisatzhaderach

    but can't recommend Appaloosa? Riiigggghhhhhtttt......

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  • Sep 07, 2008 2:16:33 PM CDT

    RockNRolla nowhere near as good as he says...

    by executor

    ...and not horrible like Revolver. Just completely, utterly average. Some good ideas floating around with no plot. "Best botched robbery scene I've ever seen." Are you fucking kidding me? I had to actually stop and think for a few minutes to come up with what scene he's talking about...and it's completely average and run of the mill. Violence is tame (some major bad guys die offscreen...lame...and the fate of one character is completely unresolved)...humor is hit and miss. On the positive side, there's some really great scenes and moments (should have been a film focusing on Butler's gang, because the Wilkinson/Russian thing has been so overdone)...but the film really just treads water most of the time without any sort of plot to tie anything together. Worthy of a rental, but not something you'll remember after leaving the theater.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 2:29:31 PM CDT

    Capt. Justice...Best botched robbery scene ever??

    by executor

    Really??? Better than the bank robbery in Heat? The end of Pulp Fiction? The drug-dealer ripoff in Boogie Nights? Before the Devil Knows You're Dead? Serenity? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? Heist? Even Lock Stock and Snatch? REALLY?????Seemed pretty average to me (other than the comical chase with the russians, is that what is lighting your fire? And the way it was edited in flashback, with Butler telling the story AFTER it was over kinda reduced the tension, don't ya think?) What did you think was so great about it?

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  • Sep 07, 2008 3:52:09 PM CDT

    Captain Justice....

    by thewaqman

    I haven't seen RockNRolla but you saying that some generic Ritchie scene is better than the scenes from most of the movies Executor listed shows that you must have not really seen those movies then.

    I'll reserve my full judgements until I see the film, but I seriously doubt that the botched robbery scene will even come close to the likes of Heat, Reservoir Dogs, Sundance Kid, Boogie Nights etc.

    Honestly you must be out of your mind.

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  • I've seen all of the cited movies except for one, and it's no contest. The end of PF doesn't count -- you never even SEE the main part of the botched robbery in that movie -- just Steve Buscemi's mad dash afterwards (which was good, but not in this league) and Tarantion's demise (nothing special). If you saw this sequence -- with its tight, sustained intensity, perfect orchestration and framing humor -- and honestly think the others are better, we have hopelessly divergent aesthetics. Art Snob does not make such proclomations casually. REALLY.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 5:13:20 PM CDT

    Capt. Justice...what a douchebag reponse.

    by executor

    You killed your cred by liking RockNRolla. And I threw Heist in there not because it was the greatest, but because even a mediocre movie like that is better than this Guy Ritchie snoozer. Your comment to me to "see more movies" is a real douchebag comment. I've seen RockNRolla and more movies than most people and honestly didn't get what you saw in it...and asking you to explain you come up with a half assed "tight, neat, and paced perfectly" bullshit. Learn some film criticism skills. Yes, a character recounting the events allieviates the tension, since 50% of the scene is Gerard Butler getting chased by these crazy Russians. And if Butler is telling the story after he drops off the money then gee whiz, YOU KNOW THEY DON'T GET HIM and YOU KNOW HE GOT THE MONEY. So what's the tension in the scene??? To see how he got a limp or a bruise on his face. Yeah, edge of your seat stuff. And FYI his character's name is One Two not Handsome Bob, that's a different character who DIDN'T get chased, so at least try to know what the fuck you're talking about when you try to defend your choices. OK? OK. Thanks. Douchebag.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 5:26:00 PM CDT

    And here's a review more in line with the way I felt...

    by executor

    From the U.K....

    http://tinyurl.com/rnrreview

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  • Sep 07, 2008 8:03:58 PM CDT

    Wow you are so sad and pathetic.

    by executor

    I don't even need to say your name anymore, you know I'm talking about you.Actually ALL of the movies I listed had scenes of robberies gone bad which was to counter your claim that the scene in RockNRolla was the GREATEST SCENE OF A BOTCHED ROBBERY EVER!!!!! So, if you can't follow that basic train of thought, I'm not surprised at all . and lol actually I'm well past 20 and work in the industry, which is why I saw the movie a month ago. And my argument was NOT that the scene sucked because it had no tension...but merely used that as one point, replying to your claim that the flashback nature did not detract. I stated why it did. But on the positive side, at least we got a bit of info now on why you liked that scene so much. It was funny when someone got chased by cops for all of about 6 seconds!!!! Apparently that made it the greatest fucking scene ever, according to you. Genius!!. I wasn't saying it was horrible, I was just saying how ridiculous your claim is. And I think despite all your bluster, you know I'm right. And you also know that it's not just me laughing at you, it's going to be almost everyone who sees the movie and has read your ridiculous claims..p.s. nice homophobic remarks.

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  • Sep 07, 2008 8:25:33 PM CDT

    Handbags at dawn

    by twisted_lullaby

    Pipe down bitches. Really, no-one gives a fuck what you think. I'm more concerned that this reviewer can place Tom Wilkinson in Batman Returns. Doesn't really say much for attention to detail...

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  • Sep 08, 2008 12:51:22 AM CDT

    To Handbags

    by artsnob

    OK, so I confused Batman RETURNS with Batman BEGINS. Big deal ... I'll bet 99% of the people here who know who Tom Wilkinson is know what performance I was referring to. My powers of RECALL may not be total, but I'll put my powers of observation against yours any day of the week.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 12:54:46 AM CDT

    To ALL: let's chill and tally the votes

    by artsnob

    The film has opened in the UK, so let's cut the acrimony and just observe the votes and comments at IMDB to see who more people think is right. Based on what's coming in so far, I like my chances for vindication.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 2:04:59 AM CDT

    I know you were quoting the review captain...

    by executor

    ...but your hostility and all around douchebaggery is what drew me to you. Artsnob made an eloquent comment, said that we may have aesthetic differences, and that's fine. To each his own. I'm sure everyone has movies they love that others don't get. Or movies they hate that others love. My problem isn't that you like a movie I don't like. My problem is that your arguments make no sense and yet you think they do, and think your internet insults mean anything, when you don't even know me. You're a joke.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 3:54:35 AM CDT

    Wouldn't agree as far as the "Best Botched Robbery" goes

    by geteveryone

    ...but it probably isn't far off. Definitely has a (much needed) sense of fun, and thankfully, scale. Guns, Knives and the streets (and abandoned railways lines) are thrown in for good measure. The film as a whole I thought was great. Toby Kebbell almost teeters over into ham, but manages to restrain himself just enough that its a great part. The plot, as anyone no doubt expected, is convoluted but streamlines as things go. Fun(ny), violent and stylish (though it doesn't attain the depth Richie goes for in his somewhat pretentious monologues), it's a great piece and one of my more enjoyed films of the summer.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 7:26:36 AM CDT

    RockNRolla every bit as good as he says

    by filmfunk

    Not as calling card flashy as Lock Stock, Not as funny and WHiz Bang as Snatch. But a relativeley slow burn character piece with dollops of great action a straightforward plot and top soundtrack which leaves you gagging for more and quite a bit to think about long after you've seen it!Thank fuck it wasn't another Revolver! More like Layer Cake if that's your cup o' tea! 7 out of 10

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