Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.

Clark Duke’s gonna be there. That may not mean anything to you yet, but it will after you see the film.

So’s Mr. Beaks.

And Sean Anders who directed the film... he’s gonna be there, too.

The question is, are YOU going to be there?

If you live in the Los Angeles area, you’re not easily offended, and you have been known to laugh on occasion, then I’ve got a sweet-ass deal for you. You are invited to see SEX DRIVE, this Thursday night, September the 11th, and it’s free.

"Why would you host a screening of something called SEX DRIVE?" you ask.

"Because SEX DRIVE even made my 68 year old Mother laugh till she honked," I respond.

It's silly, it's raunchy, but it's genuinely well-made and I think calling it THE SURE THING for the Internet age would be a fair and accurate comparison.

And if you want to see for yourself if I'm right, all you have to do is e-mail me at MoriartyAICN@yahoo.com with the following header EXACTLY: Sex Me Up, Moriarty!

It’s going to be at 7:00 PM at the Woodland Hills AMC Promenade 16. I know... it’s not the Arclight in Hollywood. That’s by design. I want to switch things up a little in terms of location, and this is a good theater to try some of these screenings we’re planning to do in the next few months.

I’ll post a list of the winners by the time I go to bed Monday night, so you’ve got from now until then to e-mail me. If you came to the PINEAPPLE screening, I apologize for some of the logistical nightmare at the start of that one. This will be much smoother. I promise.

Hope to see you there!

Drew McWeeny, Los Angeles