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Moriarty Wants You To Take A SEX DRIVE With Him In Los Angeles! This Thursday Night! And Here’s How!
Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.
Clark Duke’s gonna be there. That may not mean anything to you yet, but it will after you see the film.
So’s Mr. Beaks.
And Sean Anders who directed the film... he’s gonna be there, too.
The question is, are YOU going to be there?
If you live in the Los Angeles area, you’re not easily offended, and you have been known to laugh on occasion, then I’ve got a sweet-ass deal for you. You are invited to see SEX DRIVE, this Thursday night, September the 11th, and it’s free.
"Why would you host a screening of something called SEX DRIVE?" you ask.
"Because SEX DRIVE even made my 68 year old Mother laugh till she honked," I respond.
It's silly, it's raunchy, but it's genuinely well-made and I think calling it THE SURE THING for the Internet age would be a fair and accurate comparison.
And if you want to see for yourself if I'm right, all you have to do is e-mail me at MoriartyAICN@yahoo.com with the following header EXACTLY: Sex Me Up, Moriarty!
It’s going to be at 7:00 PM at the Woodland Hills AMC Promenade 16. I know... it’s not the Arclight in Hollywood. That’s by design. I want to switch things up a little in terms of location, and this is a good theater to try some of these screenings we’re planning to do in the next few months.
I’ll post a list of the winners by the time I go to bed Monday night, so you’ve got from now until then to e-mail me. If you came to the PINEAPPLE screening, I apologize for some of the logistical nightmare at the start of that one. This will be much smoother. I promise.
Hope to see you there!
Drew McWeeny, Los Angeles
Drew McWeeny, Los Angeles
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I'll pass
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Woodland Hills?! That's like... a twenty minute drive! :)
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let the valley people win...as much as i would like to see marsden act the ass...i think i can wait
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... that's how I feel, but considering I spend most of my time having to get FROM the Valley to somewhere else in LA (like the Bridge or Century City) for screenings, I decided that it would be nice to do one out of the dozens of them near where I live. Sorry, man.
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...and while I admit I didn't know him well enough to give a totally valid opinion, the time I spent with him was more than enough.
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i spend my day in the car...driving to clients...the concept of sitting in traffic to get to a movie doesnt appeal to me...but i bet the valley people are all in a twitter...but i just wish you had picked noho or van nuys...something more central
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Any listies?
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cause if he had gone to bed, he would have posted a list...
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hopefully he'll post today so we know what the dealio is
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no logistical nightmares here...
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... I'll post a separate article on the site in case people don't check here, but if you e-mailed me, you're in. We had about 50 more people respond than we have seats but we NEVER have everyone show up. So if you wrote in, you are confirmed for the screening. Every single one of you. And since we've added a new guest you might want to keep ONE EYE open for and put on some HAIRSPRAY before you meet in case you want to ENCHANT him, it's going to be a ton of fun. See you there.
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Just the way I like it.
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You know what I want to see in the Hadron Collider? My balls...
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