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MY NAME IS BRUCE One-Sheet Splashes Online!

Published at:  Sep 03, 2008 4:25:40 PM CDT

Hey folks, Harry here... I'm not ashamed to say - I have an unhealthy obsession with Bruce Campbell. I completely can't get enough of the mighty Bruce. I love his loving arrogance - the way he swaggers - the way he drawls his words - and most of all... I love his smart ass.

That said - the following poster and trailer do absolutely nothing new for me.

Yup, before I saw them, I was obsessed with seeing this movie - and after I saw em, I was obsessed with seeing this movie. So basically... I'm obsessed with seeing this movie.

I do think it is fairly awesome to see actors like Bruce Campbell and Jean Claude Van Damme making movies (MY NAME IS BRUCE & JCVD) where they play themselves as characters in a film faced with a "real life" stereotypical Bruce Campbell / Van Damme situation facing them... minus stuntmen and the "fakery" of visual effects. This just looks like a blast!















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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:28:43 PM CDT

    Yikes!

    by mr. nice gaius

    Kind of a BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA groove goin' on in that poster. Hmmm.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:29:26 PM CDT

    Thats the worst

    by young moses

  • Sep 03, 2008 4:29:54 PM CDT

    Awsome!

    by alen smithee

    I can't wait!

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:30:32 PM CDT

    Gotta disagree

    by kilik777

    I kinda like the cheesy one sheet. The trailer doesnt look too hot though. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:31:07 PM CDT

    I don't know man....

    by jackie boy

    doesn't look that good to me. at all.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:33:04 PM CDT

    Awesome! I know It probely a bad movie but...

    by erichaislar

    I love Bruce! Burn Notice is the Shit! Why does this site not cover that great show is beyond me.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:33:33 PM CDT

    Who watches Burn Notice anyone?

    by erichaislar

  • Sep 03, 2008 4:33:49 PM CDT

    Bruce Campbell...

    by loafroaster

    ...was in Evil Dead 1-3, then did fuck all else worth watching, except maybe Bubba Ho-Tep. Get over it.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:37:21 PM CDT

    They Call Me Bruce?

    by liberty valance

    What a shameless ripoff.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:39:10 PM CDT

    ~~~HOORAY! FANBOYS WEEP & CUM!~~~

    by the marquis de side 3

    must be a great day in the comic book shop... =0p

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:39:15 PM CDT

    This looks dumb and self-aware ...

    by animation

    ... but in a good way. I think it will be panned for not being cool enough but I expect it will be entertaining on a Friday night.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:41:23 PM CDT

    erichaislar

    by underdogthe3rd

    I tried. Once. But the leading man was the bastard from HITCH. He was so good at that movie that I hate him since than. Oh, well.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:42:41 PM CDT

    Not enough emphasis on the chin

    by young moses

    The entire thing should just be the chin actually.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:43:08 PM CDT

    Liberty...

    by mistahtibbs

    I read it that way before clicking thinking it was a remake.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:45:03 PM CDT

    Underdogthe3rd

    by erichaislar

    HAHAHAHA! That is the funniest thing i have ever heard. But I believe it. The man is great in the show. He plays a different character every week while undercover and all he does is change his body language and voice it's very convincing.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:47:11 PM CDT

    hooch for the pooch

    by frankenfickle

    that's what i'm talkin about.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:47:22 PM CDT

    Can I get a "Fuck Yeah!"

    by zombieflicker

    How long have we been waiting for this now?

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:49:29 PM CDT

    I'm with Harry (but not literally)!

    by the reluctant austinite

    I've loved Bruce Campbell since my first drunken Freshmen dorm screening of "Evil Dead" back around 1986. Who else could make a grown man buy his first Old Spice product since junior prom? I met him once before "Army of Darkness" was released at a Fangoria con in Chicago and again at a mall here in Kentucky while promoting "The Adventures of Brisco Co." (avaible on dvd from Warner Bros wherever finer dvds are sold). Sadly, I was young and a bit star struck, and probablly babbled something incoherent. Thankfully, he didn't call security. He's a talented actor with a singular sense of humor that can even shine amid a million dollars worth of special effects in the "Spider-man" films. I look forward to his home-grown project, "My Name is Bruce," and hope it's going to be a secret AICN screening at Fantastic Fest, where I will be in couple of weeks!
    Congrats, Bruce.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:49:37 PM CDT

    Yeah. . .very self aware

    by darkslab

    I think he's jumped the shark, or zombie, whatever is appropriate. This is very self aware, whether its good or not (or whatever the heck its about) is another thing all together.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:49:59 PM CDT

    I don't get it.

    by toowhippy

  • Sep 03, 2008 4:50:08 PM CDT

    Liberty Valance

    by slone13

    Shameless ripoff? Have you even SEEN "They Call Me Bruce?"? The only thing the two movies (and their titles) have in common is the name "Bruce". Idiot.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:52:18 PM CDT

    slone13 - I was thiniking the same as LV

    by decypher44

    I loved "They Call Me Bruce". That was some special flour! "With my left foot, I'll kick your nose!"

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:53:46 PM CDT

    this is so sweet

    by quadrupletree

    I'm totally going to watch this. Is it coming out in wide release or is this going to be DTV? either way I'm there. I'd also really really want them to do a sequel to Bubba Hotep. That would be the best. Bruce baby, make it happen!

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:56:51 PM CDT

    I'll go see it, met him at a screening of Bubba HoTep.

    by kravmaguffin

    He was really nice, I must've been one of the few people to call him Mr. Campbell when I met him. I hope he writes another book about his experiences in showbiz. Oh and Burn Notice is frakking awesome.
    The My Name poster is ok, but it looks like they photoshopped his picture in at the last second.
    GFY

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:57:05 PM CDT

    DeCypher44

    by slone13

    I still love "They Call Me Bruce?". (The sequel however, "They STILL Call Me Bruce" was pretty awful.) Maybe cause I was such a fan I knew these two were nothing alike?

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:57:59 PM CDT

    What they should have done...

    by ltgalloway

    Is had a contest to design the poster. Im sure there are tons of talented folks who would take a crack at it, and we'd get something better than that thing. Just sayin

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  • Sep 03, 2008 4:58:01 PM CDT

    i love me some BRUCE!

    by gavinvandraven

    cannot wait....

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:00:48 PM CDT

    the yellow/font/design on the one sheet is the same as...

    by future help

    the Man with the Screaming Brain.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:02:32 PM CDT

    He, sadly, looks old...

    by boba fat

    I probably do too since I feel in love with the Evil Dead back in 82 but where's the audience for this? Except you Harry!

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:10:15 PM CDT

    Then you must know ...

    by milesgloriosus

    "My name is Bruce."

    "Then you must know kung fu."

    Naah.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:19:16 PM CDT

    Bruce at Fantastic Fest

    by konkrete590

    According to his website he will be at Fantastic Fest showing this movie. Can't wait to come to Austin in a few weeks!

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:22:12 PM CDT

    I love Brucs...

    by rando calrisian

    But that poster is possibly the worst piece of Photoshop Crap I have seen in... well, ever.


    Can't be worse than The Man With The Screaming Brain, though. Now, that was bad.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:26:48 PM CDT

    Youtube propos:

    by i am the most horrible

    http://tinyurl.com/63grom

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:27:44 PM CDT

    Apropos that is.

    by i am the most horrible

    That's what I get for using a fancy word.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:32:25 PM CDT

    Was this made for the cost of a Taco Bell combo?

    by ninjarap

    That's what it looks like.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:33:25 PM CDT

    THAT POSTER IS AWFUL

    by the8thsamurai

    Seriously, what is this? Photoshop friday on the SA forums? This looks fan made.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:38:35 PM CDT

    I made a film in Bulgaria - I'm ready for anything.

    by geekgasm

    Bulgaria and, what's it? The other -garia? Hungaria? Yes, it looks like shit and no, I don't care one jolly good damn. And that Taco Bell Big Bell Box is an amazing value for your $4.94 + tax.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:42:44 PM CDT

    You Either Get Bruce Or You Don't

    by spidermonkee

    If this movie looks awful to you, you think poster is crap, and that doesn't make you want to see it even more, then you don't get Bruce.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:46:51 PM CDT

    ha ha cause asians talk funny hee hee

    by inspectordoppler

    (sigh) I love me some Bruce though. I'll even bite the bullet and watch this, which looks like his '3 Amigos.' (And by 'watch' I mean 'netflix')

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:48:34 PM CDT

    Ripoff/remake

    by spidermonkee

    I think InspectorDoppler is spot on. If this movie rips off anything, it'll be Amigos. Or maybe Fright Night.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:50:47 PM CDT

    Burn notice - fun show

    by aloy

    The poster shot of him is his BN character. Looking forward to this.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 5:57:26 PM CDT

    Liberty Valance

    by mr.brownstone

    yeah cause They Call Me Bruce is so beloved and everything.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:00:11 PM CDT

    When's this finally coming out?

    by iamlegolas

    Feels like it was finished years ago.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:00:51 PM CDT

    If Chins Could Kill

    by shoegeezer

    is the greatest book on an acting career ever written, pulls no punches. It's also one of the best on low-budget film making and the Bruce's childhood section is an absolute hoot. Everyone should read this book. I am not Bruce Campbell.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:05:08 PM CDT

    Bruce = GOD, yet...

    by human worm baby

    Ted Raimi rules 123,536,553,942 of ass.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:26:35 PM CDT

    That's a great idea ltgalloway.

    by jedirob

    They could have done so much better with this movie poster. I'm sure there are talented artists who would love to try something.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:30:28 PM CDT

    Not yet clicked the trailer link...

    by the9points

    ..I'm about to.

    Having scanned the talkback first though - Jesus P. Christ. For those complaing about the look of the poster or what I am about to see - You inconsiderate mutha-fuckers. What were you expecting?

    Let me tell you - If you mocking this, the joke is on you. You are the badly photo-shopped poster. You are the fucking clown shoes.

    Jeses. Never did I think I'd see the day where a Bruce Campbell film about Bruce Campbell playing himself fighting evil would open to such abuse...

    Cunts.

    Long live Bruce and those who would stand behind him in battle.

    ...cunts.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:36:12 PM CDT

    Love it.

    by the9points

    Firing back and shooting the townfolk as he retreats...

    Leg-end.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:38:50 PM CDT

    Is that the Demon that killed Bruce Lee in "Dragon"?

    by the winged doucheman

    With a cat face.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:41:28 PM CDT

    re: Fanboys...do you STILL really want to see an Evil Dead 4?

    by iamlegolas

    Not anymore, that ship has sailed, unfortunately.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:44:09 PM CDT

    Anyone else...

    by the9points

    ...now have a rather nifty poster for a funky looking little film called 'My Name Is Bruce' as their wallpaper?

    I'd hope so - cos otherwise - what are me and The Affleck trying to save?

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:48:06 PM CDT

    Burn Notice

    by xsi kal

    ...silly but fun. And Bruce's character has developed better in season 2.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 6:56:07 PM CDT

    Burn Notice is a'ight

    by the winged doucheman

    Bruce Campbell is the new Robert Wagner.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 7:12:19 PM CDT

    Riley Martin and IAmLegolas

    by slone13

    Yes, Riley Martin, I wouldn't mind seeing a fat, greying Ash waddling around at all. Why does Ash have to be thin, dark haired and non-waddling? Ash is Ash, I don't care how much he weighs, what color his hair is, or how he walks.

    And why exactly, IAmLegolas, do you think the Evil Dead 4 "ship has sailed"? As Inigo Montoya might say, "I do not think that phrase means what you think it means." Campbell's still alive. Raimi's still alive. If either of them were dead, I might agree. But they're not. So I don't.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 7:18:24 PM CDT

    I like Burn Notice

    by series7

    Something tells me that Harry is not watching it though?

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  • Sep 03, 2008 7:29:35 PM CDT

    Wow!

    by riff_randell

    Posted at my blog first. Scooped ya!

    http://tinyurl.com/624cmg

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  • Sep 03, 2008 7:34:21 PM CDT

    Put Bruce and Combs togethe

    by yamato

    for another Re-animator movie. That is what I want to see. Two great B-Movie legends.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 7:36:21 PM CDT

    Sorry everybody else....

    by the1980mutant

    You have to be a TRUE fan of the Campbell to appreciate this. Everyone else bugger off.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 7:38:13 PM CDT

    burn notice keeps invisible man's tradition of ugly leads going.

    by ironic_name

  • Sep 03, 2008 8:02:08 PM CDT

    Bruce is not quite ready to pass the torch/chin

    by shut the fuck up donny

    but when the day comes, I say he should pass it to Nathan Fillion. That man is 100 different types of awesome and is totally cut from the same fabric as Bruce.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 8:11:28 PM CDT

    Johnny Yune...

    by floggy bottom

    As god as my witness, I thought this post was about the movie, "They Call Me Bruce?"
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084786/

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  • Sep 03, 2008 8:22:21 PM CDT

    He's great...

    by redd

    on "Burn Notice".

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  • Sep 03, 2008 8:30:08 PM CDT

    Wow...

    by 11zombies

    ...it's a shame to see Bruce "Shatnerize" himself as he has for the past few years. Those Old Spice commercials were excruciating, his appearances in the (ahem) "Spider-Man" films are embarassing, Bubba-Ho-Tep was a real disappointment, and now this. I think the REAL Bruce is off in the wilderness along with the REAL Mel, the REAL Clint, and the REAL Kurt Russell, killing things, having lots of women, and living their lives out of the spotlight.

    Oh well.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 8:45:25 PM CDT

    I want Bubba Hotep 2 where the fuck is it???

    by picardsucks

  • Sep 03, 2008 8:50:22 PM CDT

    "Look at my eyes...I'm an Oriental."

    by fiester

    I thought this was a remake of that flick when I first saw this title.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 8:54:06 PM CDT

    Harry, is this part of FantasticFest?

    by javit

    Bruce's website says he will be at 2 screenings on Sat Sept 20 for FF, but it's not listed on their website. What gives?

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  • Sep 03, 2008 8:59:20 PM CDT

    Sory but that's shit!

    by the bobman

    Seriously - a 2nd grader with photoshop could have knocked that up in 2 minutes! With who the hell Bruce is, you could have seriously gotten away with something way better- hell, The poster for the Gauntlet would do- just photoshop Bruce's head onto Clint's body and you're getting there. MUST TRY HARDER NOW GO AND TRY AGAIN

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  • Sep 03, 2008 9:29:14 PM CDT

    Looks like the same awful vein as 'Free Enterprise'

    by thick mcrunfast

    Nerds should not write scripts.

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  • Sep 03, 2008 10:50:56 PM CDT

    Damn, I thought this was a They Call Me Bruce remake

    by chrth

  • Sep 03, 2008 10:51:55 PM CDT

    And Burn Notice is great

    by chrth

    Anyone notice that they're making Bruce look younger this season?

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  • Sep 03, 2008 11:05:27 PM CDT

    Looks like "Three Amigos"

    by ironhelix

    oh, and it also looks like it sucks shit.

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  • Sep 04, 2008 12:13:51 AM CDT

    GROOVY!

    by batpsycho

    cant wait to see this movie!!

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  • Sep 04, 2008 12:56:32 AM CDT

    Boomstick love . . . can't wait

    by aboriginal

    Most underrated, unused, unloved actor ever, period.

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  • Sep 04, 2008 2:12:15 AM CDT

    Harry. Where is the Burn Notice coverage ?

    by toby___wong

    Since you like Bruce Campbell so much I am surprised there is no Burn Notice coverage. Oh, and watch Supernatural, Harry. It's the bomb. I still hope the Supernatural people will succeeded in getting Bruce Campbell for a guest role.

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  • Sep 04, 2008 2:28:08 AM CDT

    Amazing.

    by halberd

    And he kicks many asses in Burn Notice. Truly, Bruce is Boss. - GS

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  • Sep 04, 2008 9:18:59 AM CDT

    Yep. Same premise as "Three Amigos", but still fun!

    by herbwestaustin

    Heck, I love me some Bruce Campbell, I'll see it.
    My little buttercup...

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  • Sep 04, 2008 9:40:22 AM CDT

    King of the Warciples

    by abominable snowcone

    All hail Ash Williams!

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  • Sep 04, 2008 10:30:01 AM CDT

    Galaxy Quest anyone?

    by francis begbie

    I can't believe no one has mentioned Galaxy Quest.
    From the trailer it looks like the same premise(sp?). An actor pretends to kill monsters with his fans for money. A real one shows up and he thinks its a gig.

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  • Sep 04, 2008 10:36:27 AM CDT

    Campbell = Awesome

    by www.valiens.com

    That is the equation. This will rock even if it sucks. And it Will suck. Why? "Starring Ted Raimi...and Ted Raimi." Bring on the unfunny schtick, double-time, people!

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  • Sep 04, 2008 10:46:23 AM CDT

    MNIB is Bad as Screaming Brain

    by godzooka

  • Sep 04, 2008 11:44:58 AM CDT

    looks funny, but where's JCVD?

    by sign1in

    I didn't see Van Dam anywhere in the trailer.
    But this looks like some bad funny, maybe Bruce will get off his high horse and finally make Bubba Nosferatu: Curse of the She-Vampires.

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  • Sep 04, 2008 11:46:23 AM CDT

    That looks fucking awesome

    by photoboy

    Can't wait to see it. Bruce is da man!

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  • Sep 04, 2008 11:49:52 AM CDT

    one of the Holy Trinity

    by just pillow talk

    All hail Bruce!

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  • Sep 04, 2008 11:55:28 AM CDT

    The one sheet is all kinds of AWESOME

    by bhaald

    the actually movie looks like campy fun or just complete shit either way its a netflix instant view while the wife is asleep. (yea you know it will be on there)

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  • Sep 04, 2008 11:59:02 AM CDT

    terrible poster.

    by gringostar

    That can't be the best that they could come up with...

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  • Sep 04, 2008 12:01:11 PM CDT

    Well, I'm excited

    by franklin t marmoset

    I know the film looks kind of cheap and cheesy (like the poster), but, what the hell, it's Bruce, and he's riffing on his great contribution to cinema.How can it not be good?

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  • Sep 04, 2008 1:10:21 PM CDT

    It is Bruce.

    by mrfan

    Enough for me.

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  • Sep 04, 2008 2:20:29 PM CDT

    Any Bruce is good Bruce

    by malificus

    Who cares if he moves slow and the laughs are strained, it's a whole new boatload of one-liners I get to laugh at and spew out to people who don't get it, which just makes it funnier. Hooch for the pooch? Gold!

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  • Sep 04, 2008 3:06:19 PM CDT

    Bruce Campbell

    by niceguyeddie19

    would be a hell of a guy to sit around smoking a bunch of weed with.

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  • Sep 04, 2008 3:21:21 PM CDT

    Is this a remake?

    by darth macchio

    Is Johnny Yune still alive?

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  • Sep 05, 2008 2:24:54 AM CDT

    /' Quest + Ready To Rumble + B F'N C?

    by its a lion

  • Sep 05, 2008 2:27:26 AM CDT

    *presses edit button* "Galaxy" Quest + RtR + B F'N C

    by its a lion

  • Sep 05, 2008 2:28:41 PM CDT

    nice poster

    by chocolatejesusman

    if Michael bay ever decides to make a magnum P.i movie Bruce would be perfect in the "Magnum" role (he just needs the 'stache that made us all question our sexuality)

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  • Sep 06, 2008 9:49:44 PM CDT

    Bring on evil dead 4

    by buck.starblaster

    They should do it as a requil. What I mean is, have a new group of kids go up to that cabin in the woods. On the way they stop at S-MART where they meet manager ASH, metal hand and all, who warns them to "stay away from that cabin". Of course they ignore him and much carnage ensues. In the end things look grim for the remaining survivors who are surrounded by candarian demons. Suddenly, ash CRASHES through the side of the cabin in his oldsmobile to save the day (like grandpa in the lost boys).

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