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bitches
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Good to see there will be 'splosions in a Michael Bay movie.
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Can any site other than YouTube stream video worth a damn?
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Oh this will SUx!
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I loathe Bay and everything Bay-related but give me explosions in a highway and I'm sold. Also fun to hear the guys' reaction.. "Holy sh*t this, holy sh*t that", true Americans!
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Don't see it.
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I sure hope it doesn't wind up rushed like X-Men 3.
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Just wow.
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fuck bay
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Mr Nicholas: It's a Michael Bay movie. How will you be able to tell the damn difference?
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ANY Michael Bay movie... But I like Bay's car chases, so it's all good.
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Nice to be able to make out what exactly is going on. <BR><BR> Sure as hell won't be the case in the final edit.
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would be better than Singer. All I'm saying.
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would be better than Singer. All I'm saying.
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oh my god....something blew up in a Michael Bay movie???....was it HYPE or an ACTUAL explosion???
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... and then we have a meteor go RAAAAAASH!! CRAAAAAAAWW! And motorcycles burst into flames as they jump over these helicopters, right. An 18 wheeler spins out of control, and it's all like BRAAAAAAAAASHHHHH!! And this huge tanker full of diamonds CRAAAAAFF! BRAAAAAGH!!<br><br> Michael Bay, the man who doesn't know the difference between special effects and story. TINO2 is going to be one huge pile of shit thanks to the shitty scrap metal robot designs, retarded script writers and Bay's inability to film something people with an IQ over 50 can appreciate.
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*KAAAABOOOOOOM*
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cue the people who claim to hate the first...oh wait they're ehre already, they sure got here fast, that's interesting.
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Because Cameron is coming back baby.
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I much prefer Michael Bay in his summer popcorn sellers, than Brett Ratner. Seriously... X3? Really?
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That's true. Everything's relative.
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mirror anyone?
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Sept. 2, 2008, 1:35 p.m. CST
ANOTHER freeway scene? Does this hack have a single original ide
by Robots In Das Guys
Seriously? How many cars blow up on this one?
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Fuck this talkback.
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Sept. 2, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST
Michael Bay + Explosions + Giant Fucking Robots = Awesome
by Badass_Harry_Callahan
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It's a movie about giant fucking robots that blow shit up and turn into CARS! Where exactly would YOU film them driving fast and shooting each other?
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Sept. 2, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST
Remember when explosions were scary and not pretty?
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Saving Private Ryan = scary explosives.
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More moronic crap for the cud-chewing bovine hordes.
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Rev up the little BMW go-cart, snort a line, slam a green tea and get to work.
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...the sound of a genuine explosion; raw, unfilted and most certainly jolting. Bet what you hear in the finished movie won't be nearly as "real" as what you hear on the footage.
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About Mike Bay doing coke? Snorting coke off hookers' asses and stuff. Has this ever been known to have taken place? Grow the fuck up. He's an awesome action director who made a success out of transformers.
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an explosion and some guy talking... awesome!
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Now we know there will be an explosion in Transformers 2. It's a Bay movie. Let the man have his explosions. At least he makes them look good, even if they are meaningless.
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...that was just a terrorist attack. Way to bring us this non-news AICN...
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But he's fucking 12 year old mexican boys in his trailer too, cause that's just how he rolls. ohhhh yeah. Oh and seeing as it hasn't been said: damn you michael bay
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yep - its a Bay movie. Thanks for the obvious A.I.Obvious.News. I will go see this though - enjoyed the fuck out of the last one
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You bunch of Wankers! We all know you'll be the first in line to watch Bayformers 2, so shove it! Mickey Bay comin' to pwn your ass this '09
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i hate filming of filming..but it did look cool... and all u haters can keep on hating ......transformers 2 is gonna be awesome....and really , u lame-o fanboys better get ur heads out of ur asses.....if u didnt like the first one, blame the writers, not bay....obviously all u so called movie professionals with iqs over 50(photoboy)dont know the definition of "director"....go look it up, u smart fuckers have a dictionary im sure.
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no fucking way! <p> TINO2!
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But he sure knows how to make some decent entertainment. His style is unique, and fun to look at, when I'm in that type of mood. His films don't appeal to my personal preference, and some of his films flat-out suck. But the ones that I do like, are good escapism on a saturday night. :)
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Bay = The McKenzie Bros of filmmaking
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feel like I was gyped. What's with all the talk of how beautiful it looks? I'm watching in 1080p and don't notice anything better then the reg. dvd. I have Troy and I am Legend and they look fuckin' awesome. But Tformers still has the grainy quality the dvd has. Does anyone else here think the bluray looks good? cause I don't.
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Do Not Go to the sequel! The first time you had to see for yourself, who new it could be that bad. But if you go this time you are destroying cinema. Leave it for the people who find their entertainment in a bag of popcorn, flashing colors, and laBeefsploitation.
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Its really easy to pay for one movie ticket and walk into a different feature.
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I know the definition of director, it's the person in charge of getting a good script together, hiring competent production designers and then making a coherent film that people will enjoy watching.<br><br> For TINO, Bay hired idiots to ruin the classic robot designs. He then hired idiots to write a story about a boy and his car. He then proceeded to make a film about robots urinating on people and dogs urinating on robots. With explosions.<br><br>
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Sept. 2, 2008, 3:47 p.m. CST
as long as robots piss on people and say "my bad", I will be the
by geraldbeans
What black person will he exploit in a racist scene this time now that bernie mac is gone?
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See what happens?!
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Anthony Anderson's still available. Get an extra box of doughnuts.
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Hence, this.
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There is no reason to stop smoking spliffs. It had nothing to do with your brain fart. You are fine.
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FUCK MICHAEL BAY! <br><br>FUCK MICHAEL BAY! <br><br>FUCK MICHAEL BAY! <br><br>FUCK MICHAEL BAY! <br><br>FUCK MICHAEL BAY! <br><br>FUCK MICHAEL BAY! <br><br>FUCK MICHAEL BAY! <br><br>YEAH!
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Yes, I used the word negro on purpose. Bay is one of those guys who is a raging racist but doesn't know it. I honestly don't think he realizes that ALL of his minority characters are raging stereotypes. Lots of people are like that -- they're so deep into the programming, they don't realize that they're racist at all. Its rather sad.
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put Bay and Superman in the same sentence. Pathos mutherfucker.
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very true.
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bay's transformers was a fucking blast and thankgod he scrapped any notion of listening to rabid fancocks who shouldve grown up by now about using original designs, the guy made a kickass summer flick for the masses not you bunch of fucking retarded crybabys who havent so much as made a home made porno flick let alone bring a fucking enormous special effects blockbuster under budget, in time and which went onto to make a fucking ton of money, i hope he cranks out loads more of em..
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About making scenes coherant and the action able to view. To watch a Transformers action scene you have to have Power level of 1,000.00 That was DBZ reference if you missed it. Honestly though I could care less about the G1 Aspect after I read the script which was shit and was the same shit he shot.
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Want to hear a secret? I actually liked Shoot em up.
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Bayformers 2 or Pearl Harbor 2? I'll watch fun Bay just to stop "serious" Bay. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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Sept. 2, 2008, 5:24 p.m. CST
Whats all this transormers 2 movie shit about, when did the firs
by Bhaald
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Here come the mouth-breathing Bay-haters.
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heehee
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Damn You Michael Bay
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Regarding PhartGod - I believe that guy (either Don Murphy or one of his minions) rides under the name "FartGodTheIRSTard" (or something to that effect) now. I haven't seen him post on AICN in quite awhile though. Keep your eyes open was we inch closer to TFers 2.<P>BTW - that party sounded AWESOME.
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TomBodet?!<P>What the fuck happened you crazy bastard?
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Fuck Michael Bay and his fat little buddy George Lucas too
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Yeah, this is definately a download.
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Hopefully it was because they realized it was pointless.<br><br>Maybe it had to do with telemarketer's random and seriously deranged postings.
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George Lucas and I are not friends.
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looked like that commie death probe from The Six Million Dollar Man.
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most of the action set-pieces and efx were pretty awesome. Which leads me to hope that one day someone will get around to making a really awesome giant robot movie, say, like NEON GENESIS EVANGELION, GUNDAM, MACROSS, or the new best one evah, GURREN LAGAAN.
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Sept. 2, 2008, 7:41 p.m. CST
Michael Bay just doesn't have enough explosions in his movies...
by DavidDuchovneys_wandering_cock
Ahhhh, j/k that was fucking awesome!
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So true.
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"Cars exploding on a freeway" IS THE definition of a Michael Bay film. He just adds various vomit-inducing stereotypes to change things up a bit.
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really, you're joking around about that shit? you're not cool, edgy, funny, or mean; yer just a fucking idiot. i don't care what bay did to yer movie experience, get a clue dipshit. i hope they find that shit on yer laptop & then you can tell your little jokes in prison and see how funny those guys think you are. internet crybabies like you who have to take things to that level give the rest of us a bad rep. fucking tool.
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would be more appropriate.
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Frankly who gives a shit. 'Splosions or not this film will be as fucking terrible as the first one - cue the rantings of the under twelves who actually enjoyed it...tedious little cunts the lot of them.
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...and these days pretty much EVERYONE does this better than Bay, which is just really depressing on a huge scale.
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shows up and is he's like, NINJA!!! and Megatron sees him and goes, "PRIIIIIME!" and then this good robot (I'm not sure which) goes, "I'll cover you" and does this insane rolling thing and shoots the other one, the bad one- I didn't catch his name- but he was one mean-looking badass s.o.b. Shoot! Clang! Laser! Bonesaw! Breakdance! Ozone! Turbo! Extensive building damage!!! Yeah!!!
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...is the motherfukin' man, motherfuckers! I love explosions! I love giant motherfuckin' robots! I love Michael Motherfuckin' Bay!
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Sept. 2, 2008, 10:25 p.m. CST
Megan Fox + Giant Robots + 'splosions = my ass in a theater seat
by F-18
Fuck anyone who disagrees.
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Award winning commentary. Really you should write a book.
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Roman Polanski is a pedophile and a rapist and he still makes films so starting that rumor won't do you much good.
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So sick. Can't wait to see that on some fast cameras.
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Fuck yeah!!!
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Pearl Habour was serious? Seriously? Well I laughed, maybe it was just me.
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It was "serious" not serious. If you get my meaning.
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I just finished watching it myself and was actually thinking it was a great transfer 'cause of the way they preserved the film grain. Way too many transfers go overboard with the glossing over. And while Transformers is by no means classic cinema, I was glad to see the makers' film choice left intact. Here's hoping they do this on more blu-ray releases.
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Simple as that. I'd also add: if you don't care about the characters, it isn't exciting. And, if the action scene doesn't flow out of the plot in an emotional way... it isn't exciting. Michael Bay will talk about these things, as will Jerry Bruckheimer. But they will never UNDERSTAND them, as filmmakers.
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It's the only Bay film I haven't outright hated. I really do like it, in fact. As far as not being able to follow the action, I had no problem whatsoever. I loved the action, in particular the jet fighting while transforming back and forth. This movie was just plain fun.
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If you took Bay's version of transformers, and just renamed all of the characters, he could have easily marketed it as Gobots instead. Oh, and it would still be a shitty movie.
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Or it could be a guy who drives an early 90's camaro and wears a lot of gold chains.
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Say what you will, but that's a smart business move when you go for an international market. Hitting screens just under a year after the Beijing Olympics, the scene has the potential to have an incredible amount of resonance (depending on its execution, of course) with a global audience. Hopefully, part 2 will do a better job of teasing some of Steve Jablonsky's score before the release of the film. On top of this, Bay's crew has the potential to hint at a number of things within the framework of the world they've created (biological weapons based on microscopic life forms inadvertedly brought to Earth by the characters in part 1, Transformers speaking in multiple languages, visually "risky" vignettes from battles on other planets, etc). They could even fuse the Autobots' martial arts kata-like poses with some iconic images from sequential art (taking a hint from Sam Raimi in "Spiderman 1"). The question I have is this; *if* they plan to make this a 3-part series, then the protagonist must lose something in part 2. What could that be?
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Explosions!
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THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!<P>THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!<P>THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!
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Nice to see that no matter the Talkback, THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!!!
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... while many of Bay's films have some glaring weaknesses (ineffective prose and characters with missing dimensions), would you not agree that Bay has a rather unique set of talents? Among those talents, he looks to be one of Hollywood's best directors when it comes to logistics, raising capital, motivating staff above and below the line, executing the visuals that he plans, etc. Is it that his films are often weak in the areas you deem as most important, or are you not willing to recognize the things that they (with the exception of "Pearl Harbor") often do correctly?
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