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Holy Possible Kill-Screen!! Olympic Gold Medalist To Take On Champion Video-Gamer In CBS’ First HD SURVIVOR!!
I am – Hercules!!
“Surivor: Gabon” will see track star and 2004 gold medalist Crystal Cox compete against compete current international champion of Nintendo's Super Smash Brothers Melee video game Ken Hoang!
Why is track part of the Olympics but not Nintendo's Super Smash Brothers Melee?
This season we also get two female medical sales reps (a job rapidly replacing bartending as the hottest of all reality-show contestant occupations) as well as two lawyers, an M.D., a model and a pro trainer.
13 of the 18 contestants are 29 or younger.
14 of the 18 contestants are 32 or younger.
One-third of the contestants make their homes in Southern California.
One-third of the 18 contestants look really good in bikinis:
Kelly Czarnecki, 22, salesgirl, Buffalo Grove, Ill.
Michelle Chase, 24, production assistant, Los Angeles.
Paloma Soto-Castillo, 24, student, Downey, Calif.
Jacque Berg, 25, medical sales, Santa Barbara, Calif.
Corinne Kaplan, 29, pharmaceutical sales, Los Angeles.
Jessica Kiper, 29, model, Brooklyn, N.Y.
There's also:
Ken Hoang, 22, pro gamer, Westminster, Calif.
Danny Brown, 26, maintenance man, Portland, Ore.
Ace Gordon, 27, salesman, Naples, Fla.
Marcus Lehman, 28, doctor, Atlanta.
Crystal Cox, 29, Olympic gold medalist, Durham, N.C.
Charlie Herschel, 29, lawyer, New York, N.Y.
Matty Whitmore, 29, pro trainer, Pacific Palisades, Calif.
Dan Kay, 32, lawyer, Boston.
Susie Smith, 47, hairdresser, Charles City, Iowa
Randy Bailey, 49, viedeographer, Eagle Rock, Mo.
Robert Crowley, 58, physics teacher, Portland, Maine.
Gillian Larson, 61, retired nurse, Temecula, Calif.
Judge the bikini-worthiness of the other 12 contestants here.
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They are always hot usually sent to seduce corrupt Doctors into buying more dodgy drugs
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...no pun intended.
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...Crystal Cox jokes either...I want GOOD jokes.
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...but I'm still kind of hazy as to what demographic they're aiming for....................
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I switched off after the season where the guy fell into the fire.
Or was it the one where the broad pissed on the guys stingray bite? -
Those chicks are okay at best. And soon they'll all lose 15 pounds, get blisters, and their skin will peel. Good times. I say bring back Parvati!
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4's really? Quick looking at online porn and get out of your parent's basement. These girls are not 10's but they are certainly no 4's. I would say they are mostly 7's or 8's with one 5-6.
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Aug 27, 2008 6:12:06 PM CDT
Melee? Is Survivor set in 2001 this time?
by helpful electronic lab partner robot
Just what do you think you're doing, Jeff Probst?
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Keep those cold claws to yourself, you doddering old robot.
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Once again, you're such a cunt, Herc.More like -- One-third of the 18 contestants look like REAL WOMEN. The rest are emaciated, plastic whores.
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it's true. just look at stephanie and amanda from seasons past. once they've been on the island a few weeks, the makeup and extra pounds are gone and you can see who's really got the natural beauty. yeah, i'm a pig.
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I'm out in Brooklyn myself. I'll have to start scouring streets.
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So the show's in HD. They're advertising that like crazy. But is it in widescreen??? I hate shows that are in HD and only in 4:3 aspect ratio. That's dumb. It better be 16:9.
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from California. That ought to be interesting.
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...Make em go topless and I'm in. Otherwise, weak sausage.
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She's the pick of the lot there.
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She's hot and a production assistant, so she probably puts out in order to get ahead in life.
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Four of the contestants are over 45 years of age, but "15 of the 18 contestants are 32 or younger."
...someone failed grade school arithmetic.
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it is summer after all.
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Don't get me wrong, I like a hot girl as much as the next guy, but loading a series about so-called survival skills and strategy with hot chicks is just beyond stupid. Are they trying to capture the 13-18 year old boy demographic or something. Let me guess, at least 2 of them will have a Playboy contract within 3 months of the show ending.
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Chicks with hairy armpits and legs with bug bite welts aren't going to look very appealing in high-def.
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She just may be fibbing about her age. But then again, look at Lindsey Lohan - roughly the same age and weathered look. I guess the California sun mixed with 10 years of hard partying can sneak up on a person.
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fair fair fair dair
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looks like she should be painted on the side of a B-52 bomber in WWII. hm, don't know where that came from.
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i know a lot of production assistants in the LA area. Worked on a lot of shows. Production assistants don't look like her.
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and it has an eye!
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1. The last time they were in Africa was one of the terrible seasons.
2. Probst is all talking up a "good vs. evil" and "greed vs. wisdom" split. This indicates a "good" winner, a "moral" and a boring season.
3. There have been two good seasons in a row, so we're about due for another lame one.
All that said, I'm totaly looking forward to the HD and assuming it will be 16:9 like all the other HD network shows. -
for survivor, not the chicks....some are hot, not all of them...the ones that are naturally hot will still look mostly hot by the end of the season.....me being from NYC will be rooting somewhat for the actress and lawyer from the big apple.....of course i may hate them right away, sometimes happens....but i did dig that anorexic blonde from nyc that was on the show a couple of years ago,...and she made it to the final 3....so ill just have to watch....damn i need to get me an HDTV for next september.....on a survivor note....have any of u caught the cartoon parody of survivor on the cartoon network called "total drama island" it has a dead on mocking of probst, and all the usual stereotypes theyve had on the show over the years....fat dude, cutthroat bitch, dumb blonde, hot girl, goth chick, hunky dude...those arent the character names but u get the idea....the interesting thing is that they started with 22 campers and theyve been voting them out...but they do it like some reality shows have been doing , with having one less rose then there are people remaining, and whoever is left without one leaves...in the case of TDI its marshmallows, since they are at an abandoned summer camp.....i keep expecting jason voorhies to show up....lol....u survivor fans should give it a look or YOUTUBE it..
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Shigeru, I doubt that Ken's doing to Ken Combo all of them. I'd bet on him doing multiple u-throw chaingrabs to 65%, then doing a tippered f-smash. I mean, all those women in bikinis look like fastfallers to me. And on that note, I'm going to watch this season of Survivor. Hopefully Ken wins. Though I doubt that videogame mindgames have any real-world application.
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right up until that Turd Burglar with the JewFro won. Big Tom ? Crazy ass Lex threatening to cut peoples throats? That hot Kelly chick ? There were some serious keepers on that season.
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If you're scouring Brooklyn you're going to come up empty. Jessica Kiper lives in L.A. and is an actress (check imdb). And having the "pleasure" of dating her for a while I can say she's crazy as a fucking loon. Should make some good TV though.
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The reason you don't see more hot production assistants is that they're immediately promoted to segment producers after 4 days of flirting, or one night with the supervising producer, whatever comes first.
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r any other video game made after 1985 or so... have a "kill screen"?
Now, if Steve Wiebe were on Survivor... -
I would slap down an innuendo every time the cameras were on us. Even at the tribal council, I'd be like 'You know Jeff, at first I didn't like Cox, didn't trust Cox. But after spending some time together, I think I've learned how to handle Cox."
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Girls never know how to DI well, and if Ken counterpicks FD, they are all fucked. Too bad M2K isn't on the show, though, he would jv 4 stock them all.
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