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Holy Possible Kill-Screen!! Olympic Gold Medalist To Take On Champion Video-Gamer In CBS’ First HD SURVIVOR!!

I am – Hercules!!


“Surivor: Gabon” will see track star and 2004 gold medalist Crystal Cox compete against compete current international champion of Nintendo's Super Smash Brothers Melee video game Ken Hoang!

Why is track part of the Olympics but not Nintendo's Super Smash Brothers Melee?

This season we also get two female medical sales reps (a job rapidly replacing bartending as the hottest of all reality-show contestant occupations) as well as two lawyers, an M.D., a model and a pro trainer.

13 of the 18 contestants are 29 or younger.

14 of the 18 contestants are 32 or younger.

One-third of the contestants make their homes in Southern California.

One-third of the 18 contestants look really good in bikinis:


Kelly Czarnecki, 22, salesgirl, Buffalo Grove, Ill.


Michelle Chase, 24, production assistant, Los Angeles.


Paloma Soto-Castillo, 24, student, Downey, Calif.


Jacque Berg, 25, medical sales, Santa Barbara, Calif.


Corinne Kaplan, 29, pharmaceutical sales, Los Angeles.


Jessica Kiper, 29, model, Brooklyn, N.Y.

There's also:

Ken Hoang, 22, pro gamer, Westminster, Calif.

Danny Brown, 26, maintenance man, Portland, Ore.

Ace Gordon, 27, salesman, Naples, Fla.

Marcus Lehman, 28, doctor, Atlanta.

Crystal Cox, 29, Olympic gold medalist, Durham, N.C.

Charlie Herschel, 29, lawyer, New York, N.Y.

Matty Whitmore, 29, pro trainer, Pacific Palisades, Calif.

Dan Kay, 32, lawyer, Boston.

Susie Smith, 47, hairdresser, Charles City, Iowa

Randy Bailey, 49, viedeographer, Eagle Rock, Mo.

Robert Crowley, 58, physics teacher, Portland, Maine.

Gillian Larson, 61, retired nurse, Temecula, Calif.

Judge the bikini-worthiness of the other 12 contestants here.




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Sales reps
by medicinaluser
Aug 27th, 2008
05:35:45 PM
Insert Crystal Cox joke here...
by FlickaPoo
Aug 27th, 2008
05:45:16 PM
And I don't want to hear any Kingdom of the...
by FlickaPoo
Aug 27th, 2008
05:46:34 PM
Ok, thanks for the stats ........
by Aloy
Aug 27th, 2008
05:46:38 PM
Is this still on?
by m.dung
Aug 27th, 2008
05:51:10 PM
May the '4's' be with you
by Heckles
Aug 27th, 2008
06:05:57 PM
Heckles
by hst666
Aug 27th, 2008
06:09:06 PM
Melee? Is Survivor set in 2001 this time?
by Helpful Electronic Lab Partner Robot
Aug 27th, 2008
06:12:06 PM
H.E.L.P.eR.
by Geekgasm
Aug 27th, 2008
06:19:50 PM
"One-third of the 18 contestants"
by Immortal_Fish
Aug 27th, 2008
07:12:12 PM
chicks always look better after a few weeks on the show
by Toe Jam
Aug 27th, 2008
07:24:54 PM
Sign me up for Jessica Kiper.
by JediRob
Aug 27th, 2008
07:37:16 PM
I say...
by HercsShowerRadio
Aug 27th, 2008
07:48:00 PM
Important Question
by timmer33
Aug 27th, 2008
07:52:46 PM
Oh great - 50% of the contestants are
by Itchy
Aug 27th, 2008
08:24:46 PM
That guy Randy, is he Eddie Haskell's son?
by Big Jim
Aug 27th, 2008
08:50:20 PM
Put it on Showtime...
by Wrecks
Aug 27th, 2008
08:51:58 PM
Truck fuck Michelle Chase! Truck fuck Michelle Chase!!
by TallBoy66
Aug 27th, 2008
09:30:32 PM
I'll take Chase FTW
by EyeofPolyphemus
Aug 27th, 2008
09:55:06 PM
Hmmm...
by zombie_buffet
Aug 28th, 2008
02:27:39 AM
Indian Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cox!
by Crooooooow
Aug 28th, 2008
02:59:49 AM
AICN needs more bikini shots
by newc0253
Aug 28th, 2008
03:50:10 AM
Jacque Berg is 25??? looks 40
by couP
Aug 28th, 2008
07:03:56 AM
Come on...
by Philvis
Aug 28th, 2008
08:07:25 AM
I don't know about SURVIVOR HD after four weeks in
by SpyGuy
Aug 28th, 2008
08:24:21 AM
couP, I had a similar thought about her
by Big Jim
Aug 28th, 2008
09:46:29 AM
Ken's gonna Ken Combo them
by Shigeru
Aug 28th, 2008
11:41:52 AM
That picture of the last chick..
by SlickyVonBoner
Aug 28th, 2008
11:58:45 AM
production assistant my ass
by Leafy McPlantsalot
Aug 28th, 2008
12:59:11 PM
Don't know about Crystal but my wife has a glass one...
by dihay
Aug 28th, 2008
01:19:50 PM
BTW...Bob looks f**kin' great in a bikini!!
by dihay
Aug 28th, 2008
01:22:25 PM
Reasons this season will probably suck:
by Homer Sexual
Aug 28th, 2008
02:14:01 PM
wooo hooo
by slkboxrman
Aug 28th, 2008
04:13:36 PM
Not Ken Combo, Shigeru
by maelstrom_ZERO
Aug 28th, 2008
07:00:16 PM
I thought the Africa season was great
by Itchy
Aug 28th, 2008
07:52:14 PM
Jedi Rob: re: Jessica Kiper.
by Executor
Aug 28th, 2008
08:05:15 PM
Leafy McPlantsalot, re: the hot Production Assistant.
by Executor
Aug 28th, 2008
08:06:00 PM
Since when did "Melee"...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Aug 29th, 2008
01:51:37 AM
michelle looks like mia rose
by JackDonkey
Aug 29th, 2008
12:24:24 PM
If I was on the show
by smackfu
Aug 30th, 2008
07:26:10 PM
maelstrom_ZERO
by Shigeru
Aug 31st, 2008
10:14:55 AM

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