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An AICN Reader Glimpses THE SPIRIT!!


Merrick here...


VoicesOffCamera sent us this write-up after seeing an advanced screening of Frank Miller's big screen adaptation of THE SPIRIT.

Remember that the film isn't scheduled to hit theaters for a while, so it's highly likely numerous changes will be/could be made to the version seen by VOC before THE SPIRIT's final iteration materializes in December.


Here's VoicesOffCamera...

NOTE: MODERATE SPOILERS THROUGHOUT!

I just got back from an advanced screening of “The Spirit” here in Vegas. According to the people hosting the screening, we were the first audience to ever view the film, and that the eventual theatrical release would have some changes.
Now, I’m a fan of the Spirit comics and Frank Miller (Born Again is easily one of my top 5 comics of all-time), so I was intrigued to see if Miller was going to pull this off. If he did this as a comic, I’d expect the modern way over-the-top Miller that we’ve been getting on All-Star Batman, but would that be how he’d portray his friend’s character on the big screen, for people who have never even heard of The Spirit before?

The answer is that the picture he made is closer to the movie “Shoot ‘em Up” than anything Miller or Eisner have done before (That means no “I’m the Goddamn Spirit”).

The violence is very over the top and cartoony in a Looney Toons style. The first fight, for instance, which takes place after an extended version of the “City is my Mother and Lover” roof-jumping scene we’ve all seen in the trailer, consists of Spirit and the Octopus beating the crap out of each other in a pond by pulling all sorts of weapons and blunt objects out of the water and bashing each other with them.

At one point, The Octopus, laughing hysterically and rambling about he and the Spirit have some kind of connection, pulls out a toilet and smashes it over the Spirit, getting him stuck in the seat. Scenes like this usually start off kind of funny, but go on for way too long.

So, how’s the plot?

The Octopus, along with Silken Floss and three Louis Lombardi's, attempt to steal two mysterious cases. Octopus gets one, but Sand Saref manages to get away with another in a showdown that leaves one cop almost dead.

Saref is blamed for the cop’s state, but Spirit believes otherwise after he finds her locket in the unconscious cop’s hand. The locket reveals a past connection between the two (Spirit and Saref’s past and originals are told throughout the movie in a series of flashbacks that I found it be one of the more interesting parts if the film).

Spirit must then find Saref before anyone else does and find his nemesis, the Octopus. Seref is also tracking the Octopus, who in turn is trying to find her to get the vase back. It turns out the case has a Vial of Hercules’ blood, which can turn the Octopus (or the Spirit) into a God if drank.

Now let’s talk about the good.

The movie looks GREAT. Miller uses pretty much the same style used on “Sin City,” except with more color. Gabriel Macht does a good job playing the Spirit. He hits on pretty much every girl he meets in the film, but the actor manages to pull that off without seeming sleezey.

If you like Sam Jackson when he’s turned up to 11, you’ll probably like him here, turned up to 15. He’s way over the top, but pretty funny throughout.

Eva Mendez is smoking hot and does a good job playing a “tough dame;” sexy and strong. Ellen Dolan, played by Sarah Paulson and Commissioner Dolan, played by Wonder Years’ Dan Lauria, were well developed and well acted.

Now the bad.

The scenes, all of them, seem a little bit too long. Hopefully this is just because it was a rough cut of the film.

The dialogue was beyond cheesy, which some people may love, but I though they took it a bit too far. And the scenes with Lorelei Rox, who is a Death/Grim Reaper character, were confusing both by the intent and visually.

As of now, I'd give the movie a 'C,' but I think it could easily be edited to a ‘B’ by the time it’s released.

If you use this, you can call me “VoicesOffCamera.”




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Ack...
by Phimseto
Aug 27th, 2008
10:38:52 AM
Eisner is rolling over in his grave
by broken ear
Aug 27th, 2008
10:42:44 AM
Blah
by g-ride9000
Aug 27th, 2008
10:45:33 AM
I really Need to read the comics
by DKT
Aug 27th, 2008
10:46:00 AM
C for
by chuffsterUK
Aug 27th, 2008
10:46:40 AM
That "I'm the Goddamned Spirit" line was Funny
by DKT
Aug 27th, 2008
10:46:54 AM
Hmmm....
by TheBoyFromUlster
Aug 27th, 2008
10:47:30 AM
Movie Looks like Shit.
by erichaislar
Aug 27th, 2008
10:48:11 AM
DKT
by Rupee88
Aug 27th, 2008
10:51:38 AM
i hope miller can make the jump
by pcassou
Aug 27th, 2008
10:51:41 AM
a solid C? daaaammmn
by newc0253
Aug 27th, 2008
10:52:24 AM
fighting with toilets & invulnerability
by zom-bot.com
Aug 27th, 2008
10:52:50 AM
"I've had it with this motherfucking Spirit
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
10:55:17 AM
This should have been...
by superzero
Aug 27th, 2008
10:55:46 AM
Someone must be anticipating this flick? Right?
by Heckles
Aug 27th, 2008
10:57:48 AM
Impossible to care any less about this...
by I am_NOTREAL
Aug 27th, 2008
10:58:58 AM
I don't know
by GeneralBulldog54
Aug 27th, 2008
11:04:48 AM
OK, the ultra-stylized look worked for Sin City
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
11:04:52 AM
sounds like serius editing could make it a fun movie
by pipergates
Aug 27th, 2008
11:10:23 AM
Sounds way too over the top and self-indulged in its own style..
by mefrog
Aug 27th, 2008
11:11:26 AM
I like comics so I'm supposed to care about The Spirit
by Frisco
Aug 27th, 2008
11:15:14 AM
If this was Frank MIller from the eighties...
by rbatty024
Aug 27th, 2008
11:16:18 AM
TDKR sucked balls
by ironic_name
Aug 27th, 2008
11:18:24 AM
Does anyone think....
by Elemeno Pee
Aug 27th, 2008
11:22:34 AM
WHERE THE FUCK IT SIN CITY 2?!?!?!?!
by LaserPants
Aug 27th, 2008
11:22:57 AM
Bomb, bomb, bombity, bomb
by gruntybear
Aug 27th, 2008
11:25:22 AM
I Give Voices Off Camera's review...
by El Mono
Aug 27th, 2008
11:27:54 AM
Could someone please review
by Abominable Snowcone
Aug 27th, 2008
11:29:57 AM
I never thought that Miller was a good movie director.
by Orbots Commander
Aug 27th, 2008
11:34:14 AM
what i dont get..
by Bouncy X
Aug 27th, 2008
11:38:14 AM
Miller Didn't Direct Robocop 2
by LaserPants
Aug 27th, 2008
11:39:27 AM
gotta correct you on Robocop 2
by Bouncy X
Aug 27th, 2008
11:39:40 AM
sadly I have little hope for this
by Rupee88
Aug 27th, 2008
11:45:08 AM
Miller should be ashamed of himself...
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
11:53:36 AM
My bad; I thought Miller directed Robocop 2.
by Orbots Commander
Aug 27th, 2008
11:55:20 AM
Abominable Snowcone
by choptop
Aug 27th, 2008
11:56:47 AM
Abominable Snowcone - MAN ON WIRE
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 27th, 2008
11:58:39 AM
Yowsa
by DeadPanWalking
Aug 27th, 2008
12:05:12 PM
This'll get a free pass...
by TopHat
Aug 27th, 2008
12:09:59 PM
Tophat
by DKT
Aug 27th, 2008
12:16:24 PM
are we sure this guy saw the film?
by bacci40
Aug 27th, 2008
12:16:31 PM
Way to fuck up Will Eisner's legendary creation, Frank.
by SpyGuy
Aug 27th, 2008
12:18:44 PM
how does a "C" translate to Rotten Tomatoes?
by ArcadianDS
Aug 27th, 2008
12:18:59 PM
Good luck with editing. I'll be seeing it, this December.
by JDanielP
Aug 27th, 2008
12:25:35 PM
Miller's a drunk
by broken ear
Aug 27th, 2008
12:28:47 PM
Oh fuck this fucking movie
by Laserhead
Aug 27th, 2008
12:29:18 PM
Frank Miller and Marvel to reunite in Hollywood?????
by JDanielP
Aug 27th, 2008
12:30:26 PM
Trailer is laughably awful and over the top....
by IAmJack'sUserID
Aug 27th, 2008
12:31:05 PM
Frank Miller
by fassbinder79
Aug 27th, 2008
12:32:22 PM
Oh yeah, and
by I am_NOTREAL
Aug 27th, 2008
12:35:26 PM
"I hated both 300 and Sin City"
by Mr.Meanie
Aug 27th, 2008
12:36:48 PM
Mr.Meanie
by fassbinder79
Aug 27th, 2008
12:37:44 PM
shoot 'em up was awesome
by disfigurehead
Aug 27th, 2008
12:38:13 PM
Shoot 'Em Up fun in itself.....
by C.K. Lamoo
Aug 27th, 2008
12:48:43 PM
Shoot 'Em Up was fun, if you're a drooling imbecile
by newc0253
Aug 27th, 2008
12:51:19 PM
Frisco
by oisin5199
Aug 27th, 2008
12:51:21 PM
This looks like crap.
by fanboy71
Aug 27th, 2008
01:00:12 PM
RETIRE NOW FRANK MILLER!! YOU FUCKING HACK!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:02:45 PM
Shoot 'Em Up...
by fanboy71
Aug 27th, 2008
01:03:00 PM
Jonah
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:05:22 PM
Dropsie Avenue is another one for those wanting
by Big Jim
Aug 27th, 2008
01:06:05 PM
I call bullshit on the hating
by MrSensitive
Aug 27th, 2008
01:09:25 PM
regarding Darkman's rear projection...
by Bouncy X
Aug 27th, 2008
01:16:35 PM
fassbinder
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
01:21:08 PM
Let Frank Miller do Daredevil
by Mr Slippy Fist
Aug 27th, 2008
01:21:38 PM
yes hating on this is wrong
by Rupee88
Aug 27th, 2008
01:27:48 PM
16 months til AVATAR
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 27th, 2008
01:27:59 PM
digital sets have to be more expensive than "real" ones..
by Rupee88
Aug 27th, 2008
01:30:59 PM
Well this is disappointing
by Mattyboy122
Aug 27th, 2008
01:36:19 PM
SHOOT 'EM UP...
by -guyinthebackrow
Aug 27th, 2008
01:37:38 PM
This movie looks horrible.
by lioner
Aug 27th, 2008
01:38:03 PM
I goes by what I sees
by I am_NOTREAL
Aug 27th, 2008
01:45:33 PM
Rupee
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
01:46:17 PM
@guyinthebackrow
by epitone
Aug 27th, 2008
01:46:49 PM
Mr_Saxon
by Sailor Rip
Aug 27th, 2008
01:49:19 PM
Thanks for the review
by Philvis
Aug 27th, 2008
01:52:37 PM
Straight to DVD
by cowboyone
Aug 27th, 2008
01:54:00 PM
Rupee88 -- would I rather watch a Jason Statham movie?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:54:01 PM
MrSensitive -- this movie will bomb....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:55:09 PM
Props to TopHat
by cowboyone
Aug 27th, 2008
01:57:01 PM
If you don't like Shoot Em Up...
by knowthyself
Aug 27th, 2008
01:59:27 PM
I think the world deserves a slutty superhero
by DOGSOUP
Aug 27th, 2008
02:03:15 PM
I think the world deserves a slutty superhero
by DOGSOUP
Aug 27th, 2008
02:03:17 PM
If you liked Shoot Em Up, knowthyself
by newc0253
Aug 27th, 2008
02:09:51 PM
Rodriguez mad?
by Vonfolger
Aug 27th, 2008
02:10:56 PM
Off the subject here...
by The Eskimo
Aug 27th, 2008
02:14:45 PM
Everyone in the theatre laughed...
by jupstin
Aug 27th, 2008
02:16:51 PM
Vonfolger...
by jupstin
Aug 27th, 2008
02:19:10 PM
If you...
by knowthyself
Aug 27th, 2008
02:32:34 PM
In the back of my mind....
by the1980mutant
Aug 27th, 2008
02:39:38 PM
The previews we've seen so far have been really, really bad
by Curious Jorge
Aug 27th, 2008
02:40:09 PM
of course here come dickblood
by BrightEyes
Aug 27th, 2008
02:46:43 PM
Sin City Died when Marv did
by C.K. Lamoo
Aug 27th, 2008
02:47:36 PM
Maybe Rodriguez thought Miller
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
02:47:45 PM
"I'M DA OCTAPUS, MUTHERFUCKA!"
by fiester
Aug 27th, 2008
02:49:59 PM
In other news, BURN AFTER READING is reviewed
by palimpsest
Aug 27th, 2008
03:01:48 PM
jupstin
by Vonfolger
Aug 27th, 2008
03:08:34 PM
It's Contract With God, not Conversation With God
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
03:08:47 PM
It's Contract With God, not Conversation With God
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
03:08:50 PM
Rupee88
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
03:10:09 PM
According to EW Brad Bird tried to get this made years ago..
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
03:11:37 PM
Here's hoping....
by Gunslinger1919
Aug 27th, 2008
03:12:10 PM
Miller's original RoboCop 2 was worse than the movie.
by ApplyDirectlyToTheForehead
Aug 27th, 2008
03:16:28 PM
Gunslinger1919
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
03:17:51 PM
We're paying attention...
by Gunslinger1919
Aug 27th, 2008
03:19:42 PM
Wookie1972
by Gunslinger1919
Aug 27th, 2008
03:22:17 PM
"Spirit" is crap but "The Transporter" is high art DICKBLOOD?
by MrSensitive
Aug 27th, 2008
03:26:10 PM
I liked Strikes Again, if only for its utter insanity...
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
03:28:22 PM
skimn
by fassbinder79
Aug 27th, 2008
03:29:20 PM
ApplyDirectlyToTheForehead, what about "Sin City" or "300"?
by MrSensitive
Aug 27th, 2008
03:32:50 PM
A while back....
by Gunslinger1919
Aug 27th, 2008
03:33:44 PM
MrSensitive
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
03:33:55 PM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Aug 27th, 2008
03:34:50 PM
MrSensitive
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
03:35:06 PM
C'mon....
by Gunslinger1919
Aug 27th, 2008
03:35:44 PM
Sin City was great-looking...
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
03:36:47 PM
I'd rather watch Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron
by Rubiks Doob
Aug 27th, 2008
03:37:01 PM
wookie
by ApplyDirectlyToTheForehead
Aug 27th, 2008
03:37:38 PM
Sky Captain was a better Green-Screen pulp movie than Sin City
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
03:38:29 PM
Agree about Sky Captain
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
03:40:07 PM
wookie
by ApplyDirectlyToTheForehead
Aug 27th, 2008
03:42:15 PM
MrSensitive
by ApplyDirectlyToTheForehead
Aug 27th, 2008
03:45:12 PM
sadly, youre correct applydirectlytotheforehead...
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
03:45:27 PM
Sky Captain was a better Green-Screen pulp movie than Sin City
by Phategod2
Aug 27th, 2008
04:09:43 PM
Good, good..
by Aeghast
Aug 27th, 2008
04:13:15 PM
Phategod2
by wookie1972
Aug 27th, 2008
04:15:42 PM
Sky Captain = borefest
by Mr.Meanie
Aug 27th, 2008
04:28:17 PM
Sky Captain cannot compete....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
04:30:57 PM
honestly, how do you make sci fi and nazis boring?
by Mr.Meanie
Aug 27th, 2008
04:32:49 PM
edit: robots not nazis
by Mr.Meanie
Aug 27th, 2008
04:33:34 PM
Sky Captain is the best of the green screen films.
by rbatty024
Aug 27th, 2008
04:41:54 PM
Mr.Sensitive
by Laserhead
Aug 27th, 2008
04:42:28 PM
I have to agree with many on here
by lioner
Aug 27th, 2008
04:51:05 PM
I would actually pay to see Andy Dick's Dark Knight
by gruntybear
Aug 27th, 2008
04:58:36 PM
Dick Tracy destroys Sin City on every level...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
05:00:08 PM
Here's why Sin City is better than 300...
by rbatty024
Aug 27th, 2008
05:08:39 PM
Dickblood
by odo19
Aug 27th, 2008
05:13:23 PM
yeah....Dick Tracy is very cool...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
05:34:37 PM
I own the 300 and Sky Captain DVDs
by rben
Aug 27th, 2008
05:34:47 PM
rben -- dude can I borrow a hundred bucks?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
05:40:37 PM
If the Spirit teamed up with
by samurai sark
Aug 27th, 2008
05:44:35 PM
-guyinthebackrow is an idiot
by TequilaMocking
Aug 27th, 2008
05:45:47 PM
The Phantom and The Shadow team up would be awesome
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
05:57:07 PM
Would love to see a Doc Savage movie.
by mrfan
Aug 27th, 2008
06:02:19 PM
Darkman's Rear Projection was actually Front Projection...
by Kmdr. Coenig
Aug 27th, 2008
06:10:27 PM
This movie looks like complete schmeg.
by phaedrus007
Aug 27th, 2008
06:25:50 PM
The trailer was the worst piece of crap ever
by Utamoh
Aug 27th, 2008
06:52:23 PM
Hated Dick tracy with a passion
by Phategod2
Aug 27th, 2008
07:05:39 PM
shoot 'em up blows
by illegaltouching
Aug 27th, 2008
07:18:25 PM
Miller's lost his mind
by GrubStreeter
Aug 27th, 2008
07:19:33 PM
@ grubstreeter...
by orange cinema
Aug 27th, 2008
07:43:08 PM
I'm confused....
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 27th, 2008
07:43:15 PM
Sky Captain also looked like shit...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 27th, 2008
07:56:01 PM
I STOPPED READING AT "CLOSER TO SHOOT 'EM UP"
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 27th, 2008
07:56:58 PM
The trailer made me want to castrate myself...
by TheWaqman
Aug 27th, 2008
08:04:44 PM
Sin City was amazing but 300
by 300 monkeys
Aug 27th, 2008
08:25:40 PM
HEY BSB
by Phategod2
Aug 27th, 2008
08:26:44 PM
How come nobody is talking about all the fine pieces of ass
by GQtaste
Aug 27th, 2008
09:07:38 PM
Just make Sin City 2 already
by Charlie_Allnut
Aug 27th, 2008
09:22:18 PM
eva mendes can't act
by El Borak
Aug 27th, 2008
09:22:53 PM
PHATE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 27th, 2008
10:18:15 PM
Russell Mulcahy could've nailed this in his sleep!
by Sherlock Holmes II
Aug 27th, 2008
11:25:33 PM
Sir. Russell Mulcahy.....amen.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:24:16 AM
Sherlock Holmes II.......
by second cousin of phartegod
Aug 28th, 2008
12:24:51 AM
The Shadow....mediocre?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:30:02 AM
rubber looking genghis khan CGI dagger??? No full naked Penelope
by second cousin of phartegod
Aug 28th, 2008
12:33:38 AM
of course it could have been better....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:34:51 AM
alright...I'm going to bed
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:37:52 AM
I Agree, but....
by second cousin of phartegod
Aug 28th, 2008
12:38:40 AM
John Lone Should Have Been In More Films
by Aquatarkusman
Aug 28th, 2008
07:19:57 AM
Mark Stephen Johnson, good analogy...
by Kid Z
Aug 28th, 2008
07:52:22 AM
Still might end up quite good
by Freakemovie
Aug 28th, 2008
08:50:22 AM
Hey, HERE'S an idea that'll make everybody's...
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Goode r
Aug 28th, 2008
09:25:41 AM
This'll Tank Big-Time
by Thot
Aug 28th, 2008
10:08:03 AM
"alright...I'm going to bed"
by C.K. Lamoo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:44:17 AM
Gruntybear Andy Dick would let you see his DarK Knight for free!
by dihay
Aug 28th, 2008
01:38:18 PM
Frank Miller is NO Friend of Will Eisner
by Ambush_Bug
Aug 28th, 2008
03:32:14 PM
DARKMAN 3: DIE DARKMAN DIE
by turketron
Aug 28th, 2008
04:23:23 PM
Freakmovie
by Paul Bucciarelli
Aug 28th, 2008
05:23:51 PM
IT'S PG-13
by dmerrili
Aug 28th, 2008
07:34:16 PM
The Marketing Betrays this Movie
by Sidepocket
Aug 29th, 2008
01:20:34 AM

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