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Script Girl hits us with our Weekly Script Report - and returns from Vacation!

Hey folks, Harry here - last week Script Girl took the AICN Yacht out for a misadventure - and didn't have a script report, but a gag reel... It was definitely funny, but I prefer being caught up on the script sales reports. And if you don't laugh at the last animation in this one, there's something wrong with ya...

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  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    oh boy...

    by dingleberryjerry

    let the fun begin.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    almost first

    by Mr.Meanie


  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:33 p.m. CST


    by Icomiclast

    The best news here is the report of the "Sleeper" film. It was a great series, and, properly handled, could be a kick-ass movie.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:39 p.m. CST

    I love boobs.

    by Banzai Rootskibango

    They feel great on all parts of my body.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:39 p.m. CST

    She is fine all the time

    by Strider White

    She is fine all the time. Spike Lee writing a new movie in her honor called,"She's gonna get it!" hopefully in the ass:-)

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:41 p.m. CST


    by Underdogthe3rd


  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Like I said before...

    by Denty420

    ...I always enjoy scriptgirl's reports. It's just a shame that most blokes on here have got bigger boobs than her.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    She's BACK, She's HOT, She's SMART, She's FUNNY

    by chromedome

    Missed ya here last week, SG, but that was Harry's fault, wasn't it.<p> The Gag Reel was great (and aptly named: the haters can Choke on it).<p>Looking forward to another wild TB.<p>Hope Harry grants you the Black Box seal of approval in the talkbacks.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    crap i thought her 15 minutes were up.

    by palewook

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST


    by TheTagger

    I totally want to suck on your mom's tits.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    I've never wanted to be a microphone...

    by Banzai Rootskibango much in my entire life...

  • The delivery still has a very artificial up-and-down pattern to it, giving lines something of a sing-song emphasis. The gag reel shows how engaging you can be when you manage to break out of this line-reading style into something more natural and less rehearsed. In any event, Kudos on being clever enough to make a niche for yourself online.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST


    by ODM

    Um, and TITS.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Massive Babylons...

    by Banzai Rootskibango

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:02 p.m. CST

    Tom Cruise Laughing Jeebus is pretty much always...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...comedy gold. Sort of a cheap laugh really...I mean if you really badly need to inject some humor into something you can pretty much always fall back on the old Tom Cruise on the Cross Laughing His Ass Off While Being Violated By a Chainsaw gag....gets me every time...

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    She's not hot. She's like Velma from Scooby Doo.

    by V'Shael

    She desperately wants to parlay these fucking awful vids into some 5 minute slot on MTV or E. <p> And what the FUCK is the point of her subliminal shots of herself? <p> And yeah, Harry, on the idea of raping underage Asian girls... and if that doesn't make me laugh, there's something wrong with me??? You tubby fuck.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    She makes me feel funny where I peepee...

    by James Westfall

    And aside from that I enjoy her humor.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Ahh...She is back...

    by conspiracy

    The latest YouTube breakout..Charlie the Unicorn with specs and Tits. She is Hot, obviously smart enough to know what the geeks want, and chewing away at those 15 minutes like an attention seeking beaver on the tree of Fame. I have no doubt this babe will never pay for a drink, or be out on the street so long as Hollywood stays full of hack writer/producers and old horny financially secure entertainment types who will spend their last dime to keep her around. Go I've said..I don't blame you for grabbing the brass ring while ya can. Still I can pick up a copy of Variety at any street corner news stand in Los Angeles and read all this myself, and I can see better Tits and Ass on Imagefap.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST

    This TB is far too normal...

    by Alonzo Mosely

    We need insanity and we need it now. Someone page Mediah Messiah, maybe one of the ideas is close to a dream he had once and he can start raging he is being ripped-off...

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:14 p.m. CST

    here it comes...

    by mefrog

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Some of you may not find her attractive...

    by Lenny Nero

    ...but I think calling her a "pig" is a little much, don't you think?

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:21 p.m. CST

    she has nothing interesting to say...

    by Obscura

    but at least its mild eye candy. still, id rather she didnt appear on this site.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:32 p.m. CST


    by Banzai Rootskibango

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:42 p.m. CST

    The random stresses on words

    by GetEveryone

    ...I thought that was a fairly typical way americans presented themselves on television. Anytime i ve been over and caught a news broadcast its been very similarly delivered. In other news: this column is almost redundant. Films we are almost pre disposed to not wanting to hear about dont really deserve a place on a nerds dedicated movie site.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Alexandra DuPont > ScriptGirl

    by DOGSOUP

    At least ADP can think for herself. I love a woman who can....uh....think.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Her 15 minutes.

    by Irina Spanko

    Harry had 15 minutes of fame once too. But he's still around, isn't he? Why do you expect Scriptgirl to vanish?

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 3:33 p.m. CST

    You idiots TB if given the chance, would jump on her wagon like

    by samuraiyao

    Hot, Smart and full of Sass... Must be one lucky guy to be with that head of the class...

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 3:33 p.m. CST

    You guys if given the chance would jump on her wagon like..

    by samuraiyao

    City Slickers...

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Bloated from week to week...

    by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro

    or she lost some weight

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 3:44 p.m. CST


    by DOGSOUP

    Not just no...AWWW HELL NO

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 3:45 p.m. CST

    What in God's name...

    by keyserSOZE that thing on her right tit? It's a very nice tit, of course, but what the fuck is that black dot?

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Tits gril is back!!

    by Cash907

    And she's got a new top! What I want to know is, when is she going to start stripping while reading off her copy, like the ladies of Naked News?

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Harry, I guess there is something wrong with me...

    by gringostar

    as I did not laugh at the animation. I make no bones about the fact that I do not care for the "Scriptgirl" segment... nor does she give me a bone. Does anyone else feel that she looks disheveled... like the drunk girl you ended up with after the bar after she wakes up in the morning and puts on her glasses (shortly before you make the great escape out of her apartment). I am not railing against Scriptgirl because she is a woman or I feel she is invading some imaginary AICN club, I just hate this type of self promotion - look at my tits Hollywood, I should be in movies not reporting on the sale of scripts. yawn/barf.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 4:37 p.m. CST

    "I prefer being caught up on the script sales"

    by Dasinfogod

    Interesting, last week's vacation reel was a really fun shoutout to AICN, and Harry refused to post it because it wasn't the usual "hard-hitting" journalism he's used to from ScriptGirl. Dude, get a grip; folks look at this weekly installment for the nice rack and amusing animations, not for the rehashing of Variety & Hollywood Reporter script sale headlines. Dropping it last week was a slap in the face to the fans and to ScriptGirl. Least you could have done was post both in this week's installment. How difficult could it have been to link two embedded files, eh?

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 4:40 p.m. CST

    On Air Audition

    by DangerMan

    She's just trying to build a following and get an on air entertainment reporter gig somewhere where she'll get stalked by a local and become an Unsolved Mystery.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 4:50 p.m. CST

    Her closing line annoys me.

    by EyeofPolyphemus

    She says you can't sell it if you don't write it immediately after telling us about a handful of movies which sold without a script yet. Big boobs can't make up for the contradiction.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 4:53 p.m. CST

    somethings wrong with me

    by ArcadianDS

    the last animation was stupid.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 4:55 p.m. CST


    by ArcadianDS

    if we're not supposed to interpret this as a very poorly made home video porn, then how come the 'splash image' shows her leaning forward with her cleavage spilling out like a dropped bag of peaches, yet that shot doesn't actually appear ANYWHERE in the video itself?<p> seriously, if she's going to stoop to cheap 'boob shot' youtube tricks to get hits, then we should be allowed to call her out on it.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 5:09 p.m. CST


    by DOGSOUP

    She has fans?!?! Wow and here I mistaken though in order to be worthy of fans you have to produce something of quality utilizing talent. Silly me.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 5:12 p.m. CST

    boring, stupid, pointless

    by fastcars

    I tried watching this thing when it first started, and could only make it through the first 30 seconds. Same thing now. What exactly is the point? It's better to read this type of news than listen to it. And as for the whole "uhhh pretty girl" thing, there are pretty girls everywhere, literally one click away on your computer and your mouse. and guess what? they aren't reading pablum, with the same stilted delivery for sentence, containing news YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD. "Scriptgirl" is a fail of the most epic kind. The Fark TV of Ain't It Cool News.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 5:17 p.m. CST

    The Power of Cleavage Compels You....

    by chromedome

    haters to post in this talkback every week.<p>You cannot control yourselves!<p>It really is amusing.<p>And, yes, it would be good if the link to the gag reel would be added to this TB. In the meantime:<p> <p> and she put up a bikini pic there, too

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 5:38 p.m. CST

    I Find Her Quite Enthralling

    by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom

    Although I have to admit that I am rather partial to ladies with an American accent. She has a certain quality to her that I find most endearing.<p>I would very much like to have her as one of my lady friends, and would even like to spend an evening conversing with her over dinner. What a beautiful creature she is. Utterly pleasing to the eye.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 6 p.m. CST

    Hey, this is ScriptBoy here!

    by worldofwarcraft

    I'm just gonna READ from a magaZINE, while I stand in my BRIEFS with the camera FOCUSED on my CROTCH! Ain't that cool?

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 6:36 p.m. CST

    The absence of all references to chili dogging...

    by Chief Redcock the final proof that Gus Van Rant has retired from AICN in shame and humiliation. Too bad.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Chief: hmmm... I guess "too bad" is the OPPOSITE

    by chromedome

    of my take on that retirement....<p>Sadly, though, your post eliminated the "absence" of that reference

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 6:50 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

    AICN TB INTEREST TOD 8/23 @ 06:50 pm

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Closing line is soulless...

    by Fixthe Fernback

    It implies that the ultimate objective to screenwriting is to create wealth rather than art. <P> My suggestion: <P> "If you don't write then put up with the shite!"<P> Also note to Harry: please give ScriptGirl a black box so she can take some names.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Pondscum, me and others (pseudo) on Wikipedia??

    by ChocolateReignWasBanned

    Just dashing in after a welcome vacation from a lackluster site (talkbackers aside, however chromedome appears to have his nose so far up Script Girl's ass that he can sniff the silk of her Wonderbra) to point out that a) if you don't like her, don't post. I doubt the geniuses here pay attention to the content of the talkback, just the hitcount driving up the cost for BustedTees ads and b) the massacre of a few weeks back is immortalized now on Wikipedia. Just type in "Harry Knowles", head on over to the most interesting section (you'll know what that one is) and enjoy! Plus, marvel at how Harry somehow avoided prison for helping some dude sell screeners of unreleased Disney movies online! He's a con artist like Danny Ocean, except completely sexually unappealing in every possible way! Peace!

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 7:08 p.m. CST


    by ChocolateReignWasBanned

    It wasn't me who added that on Wikipedia, as I wouldn't know how with the finest East Indian tech support in America. However, props to whoever did it!

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 7:43 p.m. CST


    by Damage_Inc

    Pondscum! Is that you?!?

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 7:55 p.m. CST

    She's BACK, she's DUMB, she's ANNOYING, she's WASTING OUR TIME

    by NinjaRap

    I just booked a deal through Priceline for a hotel, and they sent me to a place that's under construction. Man, I hate Priceline. What? Sorry, that was the most interesting thing I could think of to spice this useless post up. You keep posting 'em, Harry, and we'll keep asking you to to take off the blinders and realize what a waste of flesh she is!

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 7:58 p.m. CST

    How is SHE wasting your time?

    by chromedome

    Does she have a gun to your head, making you come to this TB, watch the video, read the posts, and post replies yourself?<p>Or are YOU wasting YOUR OWN TIME and blaming anyone else you can?

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 7:59 p.m. CST


    by Damage_Inc

    Thanks for that link, that made my day. Now this fiasco on Wikipedia too. "Harry's creepy obsession with ScriptGirl's boobs is still of concern." Wow. Right there on Wiki. Way to make AICN the laughing stock of the internet. Again.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 8:08 p.m. CST

    There's something wrong with someone,

    by Damage_Inc

    but it ain't us.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Poor Harry

    by VolitaleMix

    He wants to masturbate so badly, but can't.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Ooh, sorry chromedome...

    by ChocolateReignWasBanned

    I saw your little editorial, then saw someone else remove it. Nice try, though.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 9:59 p.m. CST

    This talkback sucks donkey balls...

    by FuckMichaelBay

    ...SG delivers news like the postal service in the 1800's...someone gives it to her and a week later it gets to AICN.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 10:08 p.m. CST

    hi! this is scriptgirl, IN HOLLYWOOD!

    by Seth Brundle

    i just said that out loud on my room on my best scriptgirl voice and died of laughter hahah

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 10:11 p.m. CST

    I guess there's something wrong with me

    by jim

    because I didn't find that funny either. Nowhere near funny. So far from funny, even with a telescope you still wouldn't be able to see funny from there. On the other hand, "chilli dog this, bitches!", now that was funny.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 10:41 p.m. CST

    I had a dream about Scriptgirl once.

    by mrfan

    Damn, morning wood sucks.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 10:41 p.m. CST

    someone asked who was turbo-banning last time?

    by ArcadianDS

    prevailing opinion is that it was Yoko Knowles.

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 11:05 p.m. CST

    nothing wrong ...

    by Chaka!

    Her reports are fine. Better still, they're free. The thing is, she puts effort into making these things (or someone does), posts them for free, and yet people complain. If people hate it so much, why not skip over the link?

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 11:20 p.m. CST


    by John_T_Chance As an unabashed Script Girl supporter, I enjoyed hearing her stories about life in Hollywood. I'd say she aquitted herself nicely. Those of us who dig her are not alone. We need not hide in the shadows any longer!!

  • Aug. 23, 2008, 11:30 p.m. CST

    Oh and she talks about working with Dimuccio and Vildeni...

    by John_T_Chance

    yeah....big conspiracy. god, people went apeshit with paranoid fantasies a while back with that. I did post to point out that the two were on the front page of her myspace all along but would anyone listen? no. too worried about being defrauded out of their...what? jack off time?

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:03 a.m. CST

    YES, indeed...

    by John_T_Chance

    oh, infamous skeletor. I was too. I predict not so funny.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:13 a.m. CST

    How much longer-

    by myrtle_mae_simmons

    - is this shit going to be posted for. This is the worst 'news' of the week, every week.<p> Have been reading this site for years and SG marks a new low.<p> Harry, can't you just google some porn like everyone else if you want to see tits? Why put a vaguely unattractive woman on the site talking crap?<p> Epic fail.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:18 a.m. CST

    Mr Saxon, Gridbug & Tug to Glam Girls....

    by John_T_Chance

    win the coveted awards for literary eloquence and TB excellence. Keep up the fine work, gentlemen. Put your minds to it and you could accomplish anything. Even GED's.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:25 a.m. CST

    And honarable mention to MYRTLE...

    by John_T_Chance

    the Kevin Pereira wannabe jack-ass.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:27 a.m. CST

    WTF !!

    by John_T_Chance

    I have now aligned myself with Volatile Mix?!! Wait, a minute. Who am I here.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:28 a.m. CST

    Script girl must be a glutton for punishment!

    by ganymede3010

    Why do you subject yourself to the cesspool of negativity that encompasses this forum. AICN attracts the most thoughtless and vitriolic trolls the interwebs has to offer(Me included). Just thought you should know.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:31 a.m. CST


    by DOGSOUP

    The fact you have to COME OUT of shadows you had to hide in the first place says much.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:14 a.m. CST


    by medicinaluser


  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:35 a.m. CST she suppose to be asian or something?

    by Baron-Von-Poopie-Pants-the-3rd

    Don't get me wrong, I'd still tackle those titties. I'm just wondering.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:35 a.m. CST


    by Series7

    Thats like a month old...... farttttt. Same with Astun Bruce Willis movie.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:38 a.m. CST

    I didn't laugh at the last animation

    by Series7

    And I've been wondering were moley moley mole was when Fox bough the rights to Watchmen? And if she did report on it, why wasn't anyone at WB following her?

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 3:21 a.m. CST

    AS ALWAYS...

    by Redfive!

    Nice tits

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 4:21 a.m. CST

    Abraham Lincoln...

    by Mezzanine

    Someone should give ScriptGirl the good ol' Abe Lincoln. 1) Shave your pubes. Save them nearby. </P> 2) Have this dumb bitch go down on you and then blow your load on her chin. </P> 3) Take out your freshly shave pubes and shout: "Liam Neeson is still considered to be the only actor Spielberg want's in his biography of ABE LINCOLN BITCH!!" </p> Seriously, I hate this shit. </p> And now I will probably be banned. Fuck it, it was worth it.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 6:01 a.m. CST


    by F-18

    Those are some phat ass tittys.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 7:08 a.m. CST

    Those scripts sound horrible

    by I Dunno

    Just horrible.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 7:18 a.m. CST

    Love Script Girl, Hate the Scripts

    by L Ray

    That's all that should matter is these terrible scipts Hollywood is buying regardless of who delivers the news.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 7:19 a.m. CST

    I mean "scripts".

    by L Ray

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 9 a.m. CST

    According to Scriptgirl's letter to CHUD

    by NoDiggity

    She is half Thai.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 9:06 a.m. CST

    And Scriptgirl is so lovely ....

    by NoDiggity

    ... that that is all that matters. Go Scriptgirl!

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 9:37 a.m. CST


    by mercuryx23

    The SG talkbacks always crack me up to no end with all you irate folks posting over and again about how much you hate her and what you would do if you ran the site. Well, go on. Run your own SG-free site. Or, hey, I've got another idea! Don't read the SG story. You're like all those fundie assholes who want to ban tv shows and movies they don't like because their god is somehow offended by them rather than turning the channel or not seeing the film. And for you three year olds who scream "boobies" every time you see a girl...well, maybe someday you'll get to see a nekkid pair for real and *gasp* touch them! Does anyone actually talk about the content of the stories here?

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Scriptgirl is really bad.

    by Jawa 007

    Regardless of how many posts her close friends put up stating otherwise. I gave it a shot - but it just sounds so artificial, bland and out of touch. I agree with mercuryx23 - in it for the wrong thing.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Hooters Hooters yum yum yum Hooters Hooters on a chick who's dum

    by Broseph

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Half Thai huh?

    by conspiracy

    I wonder if since she is only HALF Thai, and therefore only HALF as sexually talented...we can get a GFE for HALF price? Love them Thai girls.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 11:20 a.m. CST


    by mercuryx23

    I agree with criticism of her. That's fine. It's the heavy number of insanely misogynistic posts that I find distasteful. There are far too many guys here who seem to feel that they must say something about her breasts or worse and I always wonder what the point of it is...does letting the world know, as EB Farnum did, that he thinks a girl can only get ahead by giving head and that she should be put in her place really help the argument against using her on the site? Do people think if they are rude enough in these TBs that Harry will decide to stop using her vids? Seriously, people around here really need to grow up just a little.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Whore... Prostitue... Hack...

    by NeilF

    ...and that's just Harry for letting this cheap tit-fuck bint have her space here!

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Thank you for reading Variety to us, ScriptGirl.

    by ZeroCorpse

    But I can do it myself. I don't need you to do it for me. I don't care how much cleavage you show, you're still just a wannabe news bunny, and that's not a great ambition. <p> But hey, maybe Entertainment Tonight will hire you to be the resident hottie, now that Mary Hart is a collagen-filled dinosaur. <p> Harry, dammit, please stop foisting this no-talent, attention-begging chick with poor delivery and decent cleavage at us. If a dude made videos like that, you wouldn't post them (and indeed, you don't, as YouTube is full of them, and most have more comedic talent than ScriptGirl) and it's clear that the only reason you're doing this is because she's fronting the cleavage. She's not better than the rest of the YouTube submissions in terms of talent-- But she's got those puppies out there working for her, and she's intentionally rocking the geekette look, even though most of the guys here seem to be able to detect that she's not really one of us. <p> Please, Harry. Stop the madness. She only makes your readers upset, and causes the most chaotic, negative talkbacks in recent history. She's not worth it.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 11:55 a.m. CST

    This talkback...

    by mr_macphisto boring as fuck without ChocolateReign and Pondscum. Me, OUT.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Look this is all intentional....

    by conspiracy

    I hope Harry never takes SG off. Why? The BEST talkbacks on AICN, thats why. Funny, repulsive, insightful, and hateful....SG has brought out the funny in everyone. No her "NEWS" is fresh or special, No her bits aren't very funny; an d i think she knows this...hence the obvious pandering to the male libido to grab her gold and flash of fame on YouTube and Myspace. But still...she makes for a good talkback. Best of all, when she DOESN'T get the call to the Majors (and with that delivery and middling comedic sense she won't), and if some 50yr old thrice divorced director doesn't rescue her away from the guy/guys who pay her bills now...we can always go check her out where all those hundreds of "7's and 8's" who do not make it in LA end up..down at Spearmint Rhino.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    "Not Fresh" ....Really..and EDIT button would be

    by conspiracy


  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST


    by JackNanceRevenge


  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    If she let me titfuck her...

    by Thick McRunFast you think she'd agree to leave her glasses on?

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:52 p.m. CST

    What's your point Nance-boy?

    by ZeroCorpse

    So she had a break due to her "big-time producer" -- I'm sure she didn't entice him in ANY way, whatsoever, right? <p> And I'm more successful than her when it comes to the music business (I've composed, performed and produced five albums) and I'm more successful than her in my medical-tech day job. <p> All I see from her is a poor reading of yet another Hollywood news bit, and a lot of cleavage. <p> We're not all striving to be in the movie business. I wouldn't be a part of Hollywood for ANYTHING. It sucks and it's filled with a lot of vapid, self-obsessed, deluded people like ScriptGirl here-- And apparently you. <p> It's not misogynistic to call out an attention-seeker when I see one. I'd say the same if Harry were posting Chris Crocker videos here. I'd say the same if Harry were making us listen to Ryan Seacrest's inane chatter. <p> As someone who did rape counseling, and helped women past the real misogynists outside of womens' health clinics, I can say plainly that you can take your suggestion that disliking ScriptGirl is misogyny and shove it up your ass. <p> But then, I know your game. I've seen your type before. You're the Internet White Knight™. Deep down, you think that coming to ScriptGirl's rescue on a Talkback will make her think, "Gosh, that JackNanceRevenge is such a good guy. He knows how to treat a lady. I think I'll call him and thank him for protecting me from the other guys on the Internet." <p> And maybe that will lead to a blowjob, because all women are waiting for you to rescue their princess ass, like you're the motherfucking Mario of the World Wide Web. <p> So you can go jump off the same cliff as ScriptGirl. Some of the guys here are being completely disgusting, but your White Knight routine is utterly pathetic and revolting. It's vomit-inducing. <p>

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    JackNanceRevenge..You are SOOO right!

    by conspiracy

    Such dedication to "craft" is admirable, and she is no doubt talented...anyone in the business knows all the heavy hitters post weekly free content on Youtube. Seriously, even MEGA STARS like Charlie the Unicorn had to start somewhere; and the TUBE gave him a big boost into the majors. I suspect though, SG's career would only be helped by a jump over to the obvious move, and where all the real talent post their product.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1 p.m. CST


    by conspiracy

    "And maybe that will lead to a blowjob, because all women are waiting for you to rescue their princess ass, like you're the motherfucking Mario of the World Wide Web" NOW THATS FUNNY!!! This is the reason to keep SG around! Well Done! lmao

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:06 p.m. CST


    by Banzai Rootskibango

    ...what are you? Some stupid woman? Get make me a sandwich woman!

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:09 p.m. CST

    JackNanceRevenge: Why complain about the new "crop"?

    by FuckMichaelBay

    Now you get to dupe a whole new group of people into thinking you actually mean something in life by passing yourself off as a Hollywood somebody. Oh and as far as SG having her scripts "optioned", lets throw that on the landfill size pile of bullshit you continue to spew.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Zerocorpse...Way to plug your 5 ALBUMS while ranting...

    by JackNanceRevenge

    about the evils of self promotion. That is fucking priceless. I'm copying and sending to friends! thanks.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Oh FMB, your schtick is so fucking tired.

    by JackNanceRevenge

    You have no clue who I am. You got it wrong. Deal with it and move on. Ever find that pilot? Even bother to look? Yeah I figured. What a little lemming you turned out to be.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST


    by medicinaluser

    Scriptgirl411 Joined: May 10, 2007 Last Sign In: 27 minutes ago Videos Watched: 21,392 Subscribers: 1,219 Channel Views: 46,007 How does anyone manage to watch 21 thousand Youtube Videos??

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Hey, JackNanceRevenge...

    by Banzai Rootskibango

    ...just because I think women are only good for dancing naked, cooking, and making babies doesn't make me a misogynocologist does it?

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    No makes you a Texan.

    by JackNanceRevenge

    That's right! I said it! Come git some Texas!

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:41 p.m. CST


    by Banzai Rootskibango you're picking on Texas? That's just mean, man...

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 1:47 p.m. CST

    medicinaluser....Cut her some slack will ya???

    by conspiracy

    When YOU are as accomplished and successful in the "biz", as SG most obviously is, then you can criticize her low "videos watched" count. The woman is dedicated to her craft...and if that means spending all of your free time; that is, time not spent servicing the guy who pays your bills, watching YOUTUBE be it. I'm sure if HE had a steady gig, and wasn't home so much, her view count would be higher. So please...take it easy on her.;)

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Holy shit...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...tits make you guys go fucking nuts, apparently.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    The thing is...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...WHY do you guy go so fucking insane about an AICN segment that is just an excuse for cleavage? Everyday, there are articles on this site that I think are complete wastes of time... but I don't wake up nights worrying about them. Generally, I ignore them, and go on about my life. Is it not possible for you guys to do the same thing about Scriptgirl? This is not some sacred news site, this is AICN, I humbly suggest you all get over it.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 2:15 p.m. CST


    by medicinaluser

    I actually meant as in a high Video count usually means you have multiple people logged into your account...kinda like how the Lonelygirl gig was exposed as being fake as no way one person manages that many video views. So take for instance her Video seems to be changing from being a video response to a Obama election video to whatever other video is popular at the time all in a bid to up her view counts.No way one person is sat about checking in on that....lastly WTF makes you think I want to be accomplished in the "biz" I have a very healthy passive income which allows me to continue being the lazy bum I am.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 3:34 p.m. CST


    by conspiracy

    sometimes sarcasm is lost online....

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 3:45 p.m. CST


    by medicinaluser

    I not being sarcastic was serious.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 3:51 p.m. CST

    JNR: Lemming?

    by FuckMichaelBay

    Check your dictionary and you'll see that looking for your pilot would classify me as a lemming. Not looking for it classifies me as a genius...for not wasting the time researching someone I don't give a shit about. Check your dictionary under "vacuous" and that is clearly what you are.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 3:58 p.m. CST

    That's all ScriptGirl is good for.

    by mrfan

    Simple boob loving. As for her reports one can get them anywhere. I think it bothers JackNance when someone says the truth about her. He knows it. He just pretends to care about her.<p>Good post Zerocorpse.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 4:19 p.m. CST

    And BTW...

    by Underdogthe3rd

    ... I bet she even doesen't need the glasses.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 4:19 p.m. CST

    As a set of walking tits, I have to say...

    by penny42 amazes me how guys will go nuts at the sight of boobs. Seriously... do you guys do that whenever you're out in public? Actually, I think it would be pretty awesome if I were just sitting around and every guy in the place was screaming "BOOBIES!!!" at me. And to those who get all up in arms about the comments from the boob brigade: seriously, guys, SG knows what she's doing. No woman with half a brain wears cleavage-shirts without knowing the reaction its gonna get. We do it for attention, and because we know it turns you into blathering idjits. Boobs=attention, and SG is using that to her advantage, because no matter if you love her or hate her, you're paying attention to her and that's all that matters. Personally, I think she's a useless addition to the site. I also don't think she's either hot or fugly. She's average, and there's nothing wrong with that. If she hit on me in a bar, I'd probably bring her home to my boyfriend. But, I do think she's trying too hard to be a wonderbra-ed Tina Fey, but that's her schtick. She tries to be smarmy and smirky, and it just doesn't work for her. I think if she toned down the fake girl-geek thing and just spoke like a normal human, she'd be fine. But I am just a woman, so back to the pie and baby making I go.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 4:32 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 4:34 p.m. CST

    That is all she is good for penny42.

    by mrfan

    Just eye candy. Her reports are boring. She is boring. The only thing she has going for her are her breasts. Are they nice? Of course. What else does she have to offer? Let me sleep on it. This could take some time.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 4:38 p.m. CST

    If you look at the bikini pic,

    by I Dunno

    She's a healthy C cup. They're nice but Jebus, people, she's no Salma Hayek. I wish there were people who actually wanted to talk about the report because the premises of those greenlit scripts sound terrible.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 4:38 p.m. CST

    I think we get your opinion, mrfan.

    by IAmJack'sUserID

    You've only said the exact same thing twice.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 4:43 p.m. CST


    by JackNanceRevenge

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:01 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:02 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

    She wants you to!

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:03 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

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    by FuckMichaelBay

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    by FuckMichaelBay

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    by FuckMichaelBay

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    by FuckMichaelBay

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    by FuckMichaelBay

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    by FuckMichaelBay

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:08 p.m. CST


    by Dkev00

    Ok, who really gives a shit about script sales? She's tasty looking but report on something worthwhile.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:08 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:11 p.m. CST

    And Mr. Fan, nothing you say could ever bother me...

    by JackNanceRevenge

    because I have a deep, resonant inner peace after my recent trip to the holy land. But when you say " for her reports one can get them anywhere" what exactly are you talking about? In print? Because I've never seen another show that focuses solely on script sales before. Anything that shines a light on screenwriters gives us more power in the industry. I happen to think that's a good thing. We have been fucked over and kept down long enough. Anyone out there who's a real writer and not a professional talkback asshole understands this fact and appreciates ScriptGirl's efforts.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Clearly my message is lost on fucktards like FMB and...

    by JackNanceRevenge

    the poster above who just wrote "who really gives a shit about script sales?" Scripts become movies jackhole! Presumably you have some interest in those? Or did you just wander in here by mistake?

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:33 p.m. CST

    JNR: A lost "message"?

    by FuckMichaelBay

    Your only "message" was to promote your holier than thou attitude towards other talkbackers. Positioning yourself as a so-called celebrity, remaining unidentified by posing as someone else. My message, and the message of banned talkbackers of these threads, is lost on you: "Go the fuck home 'cause no one gives a fuck about you and this Scriptgirl character!" And as far as Scriptgirl's supposed value to the furthering of Screenwriting as an art and provider of professional respect, her "reports" are the journalistic equivalent of a Mousketeer Roll-Call. If you read Variety & Hollywood Reporter once in a week, you already know half of the shit she's going to say. So eat crow and lick my taint, 'cause relevant you sure aint!

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:37 p.m. CST

    You are scary dumb, Bay...

    by JackNanceRevenge

    and a broken record to boot. You bore me.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:42 p.m. CST

    JNR: I didn't get banned for shitting on you and your girl...

    by FuckMichaelBay I guess I'm not so dumb after all. I didn't need to threaten violence to prove your a sham. Not bad for a dull boring fucktard, eh?

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:47 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

    They'll never go away. That's my point. JNR and SG work in tandem; SG does these "reports" and JNR trolls the talkbacks hours in and then systematically lampoons anyone that said a foul word...that is if they didn't get banned already. I enjoy baiting this delusional egomaniac, and I've said so before. I do appreciate your words though and you are right.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:53 p.m. CST

    FMB...Admitting you're a dull boring fucktard is the first step.

    by JackNanceRevenge

    to recovery! Godspeed! Hit me back when you get to the "making amends with all those you've wronged" step.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 5:55 p.m. CST

    Bay and everyone else who seems to hate

    by Sgt Rock

    go form your own cobra kai dojo and work it out someplace else. I mean, EVERY WEEK, its soooo tired. I don't care about JNR nor do I care about who is or is not blowing Mori, Harry or anyone else. But I do like getting script sales with a playful wink every week, delivered to my doorstep every Sat morning, as I sure Harry and the AICN gang do as well, otherwise, she wouldn't be here. Seriously, evey week for the last couple of months. Give it a rest or go pick on a new you tube celebrity.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 6:01 p.m. CST

    I agree with Johnny lawless

    by Sgt Rock

    and thank you for suggesting the move to all the haters a few lines up the chain.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 6:37 p.m. CST

    JNR: leaving is your first step to not being an asshole.

    by FuckMichaelBay

    get back to me when...oh wait, just shut the fuck up and go home.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 6:48 p.m. CST

    "YouTube Celebrity"..lmfao

    by conspiracy

    Thats right up there with Silent scream, plastic glasses, and Bitter Sweet.

  • It is, again, the #1 TB. If you want to make a statement about how much you don't care, don't say anything. Around here silence is the loudest form of protest. Instead of making the same points week after week, instead of arguing with those who disagree with how you feel, instead of running up the post-count of an article you feel has no place here, stay silent and let the lack of posts on next week's article speak for you.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 7:02 p.m. CST

    This is LAME

    by XoanonTORN


  • Aug. 24, 2008, 7:44 p.m. CST

    Fuck you nerds she looks weird

    by BurgerKing

    And the only reason she wears the not at all subtle low cut shirt is because she knows its the only way anyone would bother watching her boring as fuck "script reports" opposed to reading it like any other website.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 8:08 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

    above comment to ZeroCorpse is genius.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 8:24 p.m. CST

    on the Wiki page on about Harry someone wrote this

    by Kloipy

    "Knowles married transsexual stripper, Patricia Cho Jones on July 15, 2007 at Green Pastures in Austin.[1]"

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 8:49 p.m. CST

    It does say that on Wikipedia...

    by Banzai Rootskibango that true? She's a dude?

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 8:58 p.m. CST


    by medicinaluser

    Its like the tide is too great just give up you wont change anyones opinions here. Kloipy I think Pat may have been the one who overdid the Banning's last time so maybe thats why that has been added....either way no need I say.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 9:03 p.m. CST

    whoever is doing the wiki stuff

    by Kloipy

    keeps putting stuff up then having it taken down, so on and so forth. As much as I hate the Script Girl stuff/Gone/Embargo debacle, I still wouldn't want someone refering to my wife as a transexual on a page that millions of people read.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 9:26 p.m. CST

    SG and her talkbacks are amusing but hardly edifying

    by G100

    And somehow I can't see this going on forever.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 9:30 p.m. CST


    by mercuryx23

    Hey! I was just talking to Polly Prissy Pants. She says you're tough and handsome and totally cool. You don't want to hear what Clyde Frog had to say...

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Tens of hundreds.

    by Banzai Rootskibango

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 9:37 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

    Clyde Frog can lick my lilypad.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 9:50 p.m. CST

    Straight from the Knowles WIKI...

    by Banzai Rootskibango

    ..."Knowles has taken a good deal of flack for the non-journalistic approach he takes to writing reviews and articles, including profanity, gushing praise, and a general lack of adherence to grammar and punctuation rules." <P> Are they talking about chocolate covered pussy juice?

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Leo, that is true

    by Kloipy

    just that the info is out there would piss me off. As much as I've lost faith in this site and the bannings have been ridiculous as of late.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 10:15 p.m. CST

    Wow, WIKI dudes just changed all that...

    by Banzai Rootskibango

    ...shite right now. And there's a little extra on there about the Script Girl bannings and stuff.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 10:22 p.m. CST


    by medicinaluser

    Someone keeps editing the Harry Knowles Wiikipedia page but it never stays edited for long as they always change it back soon enough. Also Pat was short for Patricia only mentioned as that seems to be the new alleged culprit who did all those bannings and may have been why someone chose to write something nasty about her on Harry's Wiki page.... we less confused now?

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 11 p.m. CST

    "the Script Girl feature and its titular host."

    by I Dunno


  • Aug. 24, 2008, 11:38 p.m. CST

    She was on vacation?

    by SunTzu77

    Damn, I thought we had gotten rid of her.

  • Aug. 24, 2008, 11:46 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

    We should only be so lucky. This shit will go on for ages.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Trying in vain not to ogle her cleavage...

    by Amadeo Zeller

    But failing miserably at it. God I need help.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 1:45 a.m. CST


    by Freakemovie

    Kind of too bad she thinks she needs to perfectly construct her outfit so she has that two inches of cleavage in order to become an internet celebrity. Definitely too bad that she's right.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 3:20 a.m. CST


    by DOGSOUP

    They're posting all these fluff pieces to scroll the SGTB down. Ok Kevin Smith talking about that space movie is a few notches higher than fluff..

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 6:32 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Scriptgirl's "Don't Tell" Pearl necklace!

    by malificus

    Harrison's still got it, Shia couldn't buy it, Bruce has got plenty but he's not sharing it, Jan Michael Vincent is Lickin' Chicken.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 9:34 a.m. CST

    The vacation episode...

    by moonlightdrive

    is well worth a look. There is a 'squeeze' in it that is heavenly(thanks scriptgirl). It's a happy day whenever there is a new scriptgirl vid.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Returns from vacation?

    by NeilF

    ie: She was on her back again on some more producers' couches trying to get a gig...?

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 10:21 a.m. CST

    I would love to see the results of a poll here...

    by V'Shael

    a) Stop printing these stories<p> b) Keep printing these stories<p> c) Keep printing these stories but sound is optional. I just want to see videos of her tits. <p> Pure guesswork here, but I'd say the readership of AICN breaks down something like <p> a) 40% <p> b) 5% <p> c) 55%

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Scriptgirl's Vacation / Gag-reel episode with Bikini shot.

    by NoDiggity <br><br> OR<br><br> <br><br> (edit out the AICN inserted spaces after you copy and past, before you hit ENTER in your browser's address window)

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Who did the bannings?

    by NoDiggity

    Since we only have DENIALS, not actual information as to WHO did it, I'm going to have to guess the bannings were performed by one of the main Deniers. Surely either Harry or Moriarty have access to activity by other people with Administrative Powers. They know. <br><br> Assuming either Harry or Mori did it, which is more likely? Let's look at it a bit more closely.<br><br> A. Harry denies banning, and says he didn't even know the kerfuffle was going on. Could he be lying? Well, he's kinda Scriptgirl's sponsor here, he introduced her, so he MIGHT be overprotective. However, when have we known Harry to be offended by scatological sexual humor? He's one of the worst practitioners of it. My guess is, it wasn't Harry. <br><br> B. Moriarty. Denies it, though admits to banning some people. Has not said who did it, though he honestly may not know. Has been known to ban people for ragging on contributors he likes. Has been known to ban people for misogynistic talk, such as appears in Scriptgirls talkbacks. Has been known to ban people for being vaguely associated with people who are acting offensively. Never admits to making a mistake in banning anyone. My GUESS is that Moriarty did indeed ban a whole pile of people, many unfairly, and he realizes that many of the bans were unfair but he can't bring himself to admit it, thus shuffling off the blame onto some anonymous, unnamed contributor.<br><br> So my GUESS is, Moriarty did it and is fibbing about it.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 2:42 p.m. CST

    For the record:

    by rock-me Amodeo

    I don't subscribe to Variety. I don't have the time or desire to read it.<br><br>I DO have four or five minutes where I appreciate being inspired to write, while I hear about other people, some of them ordinary people, landing lucrative deals. I also don't mind listening to someone so easy on the eyes.<br><br>And I definitely appreciate the irony of the all the people who hate SG so viciously and illogically (ie, you don't have to click and you don't have to watch) making this segment on AICN one of the most popular features, week after week after week.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Rock-me Amodeo has a valid point

    by DOGSOUP

    I propose every week a SG is posted, if you hate everything she stands for we do exactly as we do now only on the story that gets posted above the entry. I'm sure whatever crap that usually follows will only benefit.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 4:04 p.m. CST


    by rock-me Amodeo

    Uhn...see, there's this thing above the cleavage called a neck. You may have to force yourself to look for it. Anyway, ABOVE that, if you can tear yourself away from the cleavage, right there above the a face!<br><br>And that face is a pretty face. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but c'mon: she has all the common attributes one would associate with beauty. I don't think I'm being so very subjective. But of course, no one has to agree with me.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 4:18 p.m. CST


    by rock-me Amodeo

    Thanks for the agreement, though I think others have suggested it and failed. But I am curious about one thing, having only recently begun contributing my voice to this malaise: it was the phrase "all that she stands for" that got me.<br><br>I mean, sincerely, it got me thinking: what evil thing is it that she stands for?<br>Taking away good WASP jobs and giving them to the evil German/Thais?<br>Trying to look good for the camera and showing a bare (no pun intended) minimum of skin?<br>Trying to make her fame and fortune out on the internet, where she's taking a helluva a lot of heat?<br>Not giving her home address or details of her personal life so that internet loonies can show even more hatred?<br><br>See, I just don't understand (and I mean this sincerely, I'm not trying to be mean to you or anyone) what the big horrible deal is about these reports? Madonna, for example, has less good looks, shown a lot more skin and zero restraint in everything, but few seem to begrudge her millions. Now here we have a girl/woman just starting out, not trying to offend anyone, seeking her fame and fortune...and this is the thing that must be stopped? I'm sorry, I'm really clueless on this one.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 4:20 p.m. CST

    OMG...Tits McScripty said "F**K"!!!

    by dihay

    And showed us her beaver at the same time. Now if she'd only release the hounds!!!

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 5 p.m. CST


    by rock-me Amodeo

    I think you did mention that, though for what reason, I cannot fathom. And I suppose we're going to have to agree to disagree. If my brother walked in to a party with SG on his arm, I would absolutely ask him where he met the babe. No lie.<br><br>It would be pointless for you and I to discuss this further, since neither of us will likely change our minds. And disagreeing is okay.<br><br>The only other thing I feel compelled to point out is, though putting oneself in the public eye does invite a degree of merciless scrutiny, it saddens me that such discourse (not yours per se, but so many people's) can be so utterly lacking in taste, civility or human compassion. Take the things you've just said, and try to imagine them being said about a sister or cousin whom you care for. I would hope, man to man, that it makes your blood boil.<br><br>I know I'm not the first person to raise such sentiments, and I doubt I will be the last. But making these observations is the right thing to do, and it's never wrong to do what's right. Naive, maybe. but not wrong. Cheers.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 6:20 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

    JNR has claimed to be fourteen different people, all of whom are assholes. JNR being SG...I doubt it. We'll never know; most won't care; I'll always enjoy pointing out that JNR is a vacuous, egomaniacal doucherag.

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 8:37 p.m. CST

    It's time for Big Chief Stereotype...

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Ugh. Script Girl like cow paddy on very hot day...Damn, me forgot rest of line...check it out, next time CHARLIE CHAN AT THE CIRCUS is on The Turner network. 'Night and--oh yeah--ugh."

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 8:57 p.m. CST


    by thegreatwhatzit

    The toleranc level for your bullshit is zip. Does shis line sound familiar?: "Do you want fries with that?" It has to be well-rehearsed since you recite it at least 50-100x per day. The closest you've come to movies is sitting in the front row of your local fleabag theatre.

  • Aug. 26, 2008, 12:23 p.m. CST


    by ZeroCorpse

    Wow. Classless and trashy. Way to go, kiddo. You've topped yourself in the space of one Talkback. <p> Rape counseling is not funny, and you're kind of a twisted bitch to suggest that the shattered women I made contact with were somehow sexually gratifying to me. You're just sick. I pity you. <p> My career isn't "failed", either. I was mildly successful, but I never expected to become famous. I just wanted to write music and release records because I like making music. I certainly didn't try to get any record deals in the same way ScriptGirl seems to be trying to get attention. I relied on my talents and skills. You seem to be suggesting that I would have been more respectable if I'd been a woman and showed off my tits in order to get hired. <p> Whatever works for you, kiddo. If you don't have the brains to sell, then you can rely on your boobs. They'll get you by until you're about 35 years old, and then you'll have to fall back on that oh-so-charming personality of yours. <p> So yeah, you're pretty much fucked. <p> Don't get into a battle of wits with me, kid. You're ill-equipped. You should stick to challenging people like Chris Crocker or Britney Spears. They're more your speed. <p> Take care, my dear, deluded poppet.

  • Aug. 26, 2008, 12:35 p.m. CST

    JackNanceRevenge, you're so silly.

    by ZeroCorpse

    I didn't "plug" my albums because I didn't tell you their titles, or the name of the band(s) involved. All I did was make an example of my own creative background and cite my experience. It's not meant to illicit respect, admiration, or blowjobs from women I don't know. It's just to make it clear that I'm not a clueless amateur when it comes to my (former) field. <p> That being said, my days of frolicking with groupies are long over, and if my reference to my credentials amuses you enough to copy & paste, then have at it. I'm too old to be worried about my reputation, kid. I had a mixed reputation long before you came along, and I'll continue to speak my mind long after you bail on AICN and the rest of the Internet. <p> I suspect you'll be missing from talkbacks someday because you'll be in prison; Arrested for stalking. It's that Internet White Knight™ complex you have... You're going to follow some poor chick around "defending" her until she finally slaps a restraining order on you. Al the time, you'll think you're protecting her and expressing your admiration for her <strike>boobs</strike> talents. <p> Unless the theories above are true, and you're actually ScriptGirl. In which case all I can say is that you've wandered into strange, self-obsessive territory, and that logging in with an Alt to praise yourself is pretty sad, indeed. <p> Sigh. These SG talkbacks are always such fun. <P> Boobs + a black hole of talent + a poor emulation of Tina Fey's line delivery style + geeks = BOOM!

  • Aug. 29, 2008, 5:34 p.m. CST

    script forum links

    by thebiggerboat

    so are there any dedicated forums out there that discuss Hollywood movie scripts, especially ones on the Black List?