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After DEATH RACE's Gale Force Idiocy Has Passed...We'll Get Statham In TRANSPORTER 3!! And Here's A Poster For It...


Merrick here...

So I just finished watching Statham in Paul W.S. Anderson's DEATH RACE.

It may well be the most unapologetically dumb, deliriously dopey movie ever made. It's fueled by boundless illogic and clumsy, hollow efforts towards Verhoevenesque social satire. It's not even consistent within the dumb "universe" it sets itself in.

THE CONDEMNED and THE RUNNING MAN, both imperfect films on their own merits, handled very similar material much, much more proficiently. You'll see strong influences from both titles here.

I'd seriously considered writing a "full" review of DEATH RACE, but I honestly don't know where to start. It chokes on an abundance of often incomprehensible action and thoroughly asinine conceptualization - all of which is delivered with almost no sense of fun.

It's a relentless assault on the senses, and takes a gooey, steamy, nut-laced dump on its audience's intelligence.

Anderson tries to mix the cocky nihilism of vintage Carpenter with the adrenalized bad-assity of THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, while throwing in Maro Kart race mechanics for good measure. But it all feels insincere and poser like. And, it all ends up as sound and fury, signifying nausea.

But none of this is particularly surprising, is it?

Anyway, Statham's in a third TRANSPORTER film later this year and Arnaud called our attention to a poster for it on a French website named filmsactu.com. I'd post a thumbnail here, but my FTP is hosed at the moment.

However, if you wanna see it...

CLICK HERE!!!




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Dumbest thing Ive seen in movie - Satans exploding piss
by JackRabbitSlim
Aug 20th, 2008
03:15:12 PM
First to call Fowl.
by cookylamoo
Aug 20th, 2008
03:15:35 PM
GAY
by g-ride9000
Aug 20th, 2008
03:17:45 PM
Transporter 3: The Search for More Things to Transport
by SpyGuy
Aug 20th, 2008
03:17:54 PM
Statham needs a better agent, that's for sure.
by The Eskimo
Aug 20th, 2008
03:18:59 PM
Transporter 3: ONE TRICK PONY
by g-ride9000
Aug 20th, 2008
03:19:48 PM
That banner at the top of the French site is terrifying
by Magma Suit
Aug 20th, 2008
03:20:54 PM
Does he go bionic in Transporter 3?
by j_ky2002
Aug 20th, 2008
03:21:48 PM
I am genuinely excited by this
by O_Goncho
Aug 20th, 2008
03:23:54 PM
Death Race 2000 is worth watching. Not this.
by knowthyself
Aug 20th, 2008
03:24:37 PM
RE: Transporter 3: One Trick Pony
by gavdiggity
Aug 20th, 2008
03:26:00 PM
Cmon - Statham rokked da house in Revolver
by JackRabbitSlim
Aug 20th, 2008
03:26:46 PM
Norris, Van Damme, Segal, Speakman (who?), and Statham
by tylerzero
Aug 20th, 2008
03:30:22 PM
Remember, Jeff Speakman is...
by Bartleby T. Scrivener
Aug 20th, 2008
03:34:04 PM
Transporter 3. Crank 2.
by Knuckleduster
Aug 20th, 2008
03:38:10 PM
The teaser for Tranporter 3 was playing before TDK
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 20th, 2008
03:41:44 PM
When the hell does Jason Statham and Vin Diesel star in Universa
by Mr Slippy Fist
Aug 20th, 2008
03:44:16 PM
When the hell does Jason Statham and Vin Diesel star in Universa
by Mr Slippy Fist
Aug 20th, 2008
03:44:18 PM
I love double postings and subjects that are cutoff.
by Mr Slippy Fist
Aug 20th, 2008
03:45:14 PM
Death Race
by AlwaysThere
Aug 20th, 2008
03:47:12 PM
We got the gist of it, Slippy Fist.
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 20th, 2008
03:48:08 PM
This time he's transporting... ...himself!
by eggart
Aug 20th, 2008
04:04:52 PM
Death Race
by skimn
Aug 20th, 2008
04:07:03 PM
Poor Jason Statham
by Subtlety
Aug 20th, 2008
04:07:22 PM
Yes The Bank Job
by skimn
Aug 20th, 2008
04:08:35 PM
What happened to Transporter 2?
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 20th, 2008
04:14:19 PM
Statham...FANTASTIC in Collateral Damage!
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 20th, 2008
04:14:44 PM
THE RUNNING MAN...imperfect films on their own merits
by War_Tourist
Aug 20th, 2008
04:14:55 PM
Oh I loves me some Statham
by palimpsest
Aug 20th, 2008
04:15:16 PM
Just cast him in Inglorious Bastards instead of Simon Pegg
by StephenHawkingDiarrhea
Aug 20th, 2008
04:16:04 PM
The posters have always bothered me...
by 24200124
Aug 20th, 2008
04:19:23 PM
Too bad.
by zb.brox
Aug 20th, 2008
04:20:14 PM
brox....
by VegasRon
Aug 20th, 2008
04:26:55 PM
Did I hear this was going to be 3-D?
by JediRob
Aug 20th, 2008
04:28:30 PM
Thus movie is gonna be HUGE!
by conspiracy
Aug 20th, 2008
04:28:37 PM
Fuckin' Merrick
by Al Swearengen
Aug 20th, 2008
04:29:35 PM
get this guy in a movie with a great director
by ciroslive
Aug 20th, 2008
04:32:04 PM
I can't lie
by mastes360
Aug 20th, 2008
04:33:59 PM
Ian Mcshane is better than this...
by TheMcflyFarm
Aug 20th, 2008
04:39:42 PM
This movie is stupid because...
by DanielKurland
Aug 20th, 2008
04:40:55 PM
Dumb as they were
by Abominable Snowcone
Aug 20th, 2008
04:41:09 PM
Who cares
by Purgatori
Aug 20th, 2008
04:43:03 PM
Not so cool news...The Shogun is dead.
by radjac31
Aug 20th, 2008
04:49:38 PM
I thoughtt you said Transformers 3
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 20th, 2008
04:52:05 PM
Transporter 3: Death Pizza.
by cookylamoo
Aug 20th, 2008
04:52:44 PM
Joan Allen is better than this....
by DoctorWho?
Aug 20th, 2008
04:55:23 PM
I'd love to see Joan Allen as Mistress Whipbitch in a softcore S
by JackRabbitSlim
Aug 20th, 2008
05:12:02 PM
Sounds a lot like Wanted
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 20th, 2008
05:15:31 PM
The only "bad-assity" in The Gay & The Curious...
by Jopapa
Aug 20th, 2008
05:32:52 PM
Ass poster.
by stardogg
Aug 20th, 2008
05:39:29 PM
A Paul W.S. Anderson movie that's not good?
by otm shank
Aug 20th, 2008
05:42:32 PM
what did your son think of it Merrick?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 20th, 2008
05:48:51 PM
Liked the first one
by Charlie_Allnut
Aug 20th, 2008
05:55:38 PM
I have a nagging respect for Statham
by sean bean
Aug 20th, 2008
06:00:32 PM
Sean Bean...is that really you?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 20th, 2008
06:01:44 PM
Aye.
by sean bean
Aug 20th, 2008
06:09:41 PM
The '3' looks just like...
by aversiontherapy2
Aug 20th, 2008
06:31:35 PM
Transporter
by queerfilmjunkie
Aug 20th, 2008
06:34:00 PM
Julius Carry III is dead?
by Darkman
Aug 20th, 2008
06:35:05 PM
Speaking of idiocy...
by thedarklinglord
Aug 20th, 2008
06:39:33 PM
I'd rather see Scorcher VI
by Sulla
Aug 20th, 2008
06:41:37 PM
Does this news warrant two exclamation points?
by TooWhippy
Aug 20th, 2008
06:43:32 PM
Statham always plays a wheelman
by CyG
Aug 20th, 2008
07:04:27 PM
Verhoevenesque?
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 20th, 2008
07:06:13 PM
TRANSPORTER III: GET ME A NEW SCIENCE OFFICER
by ArcadianDS
Aug 20th, 2008
07:08:36 PM
Sean Bean
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 20th, 2008
07:12:14 PM
Looks awesome.
by SkidMarkedUndies
Aug 20th, 2008
07:14:25 PM
The way...
by mr.brownstone
Aug 20th, 2008
07:36:56 PM
It's too bad the title
by mr.brownstone
Aug 20th, 2008
07:38:22 PM
'ENOUGH' was already taken.
by mr.brownstone
Aug 20th, 2008
07:38:58 PM
Speaking of Collateral Damage...
by REDD
Aug 20th, 2008
07:39:29 PM
Really liked the trailer...
by Paul T. Ryan
Aug 20th, 2008
08:16:38 PM
Transpo 2
by slugbat
Aug 20th, 2008
09:43:41 PM

by huggerorange
Aug 20th, 2008
09:48:07 PM
I guess I could go for a Transporter 3
by GilbertRSmith
Aug 20th, 2008
09:52:23 PM
Yeah, Collateral
by GilbertRSmith
Aug 20th, 2008
09:54:58 PM
Daffy Duck a cameo in a Herzog film
by Series7
Aug 20th, 2008
10:03:03 PM
The worst crime committed by DEATH RACE...
by Mister Pink
Aug 20th, 2008
10:21:20 PM
I like Statham he's made some good choices but..
by SID 8.0
Aug 20th, 2008
11:06:55 PM
Transporter 2 sucked Big Donkey Balls!
by slicer
Aug 20th, 2008
11:57:32 PM
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS is considered 'bad-ass'?
by TopHat
Aug 21st, 2008
12:24:05 AM
Transporter 3: Too Transportery
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug 21st, 2008
01:31:22 AM
Some of us are thankful for Mr.Statham....
by JERRY HORROR
Aug 21st, 2008
02:14:20 AM
Besson and Statham : Perfect Match.
by La Frog
Aug 21st, 2008
02:59:13 AM
My Watch Tells TIme, Looks Good and...
by TheBLIGHT
Aug 21st, 2008
03:28:49 AM
statham
by PrincessLeias_Poohole
Aug 21st, 2008
05:09:07 AM
Trailer is on Youtube
by jori2006
Aug 21st, 2008
05:45:55 AM
The Stath is the shit.
by DocPazuzu
Aug 21st, 2008
08:13:51 AM
le awesome!
by aboriginal
Aug 21st, 2008
08:17:51 AM
Jeff Speakman - The Jewish Action Star in "Stop with the Kicking
by Sequitur
Aug 21st, 2008
08:19:32 AM
It's PW Anderson...
by Turtle_Z
Aug 21st, 2008
08:36:18 AM
I used to like Statham...
by NiceGuyEddie19
Aug 21st, 2008
08:40:40 AM
cup of coffee > Sean Bean...sorry Danny boy
by just pillow talk
Aug 21st, 2008
08:44:08 AM
O.K. enough of this trash, bring on CRANK 2!
by Stuntcock Mike
Aug 21st, 2008
09:29:12 AM
While I hated the Transporter I otherwise agree with DocPazuzu.
by Paul T. Ryan
Aug 21st, 2008
09:32:28 PM
I WANT TO SEE MISSILES BLOCKED WITH DINNER TRAYS
by turketron
Aug 22nd, 2008
08:27:28 AM

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