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‘Punch Me In The Face So I Can See Some Stars!!’ Talentless Pottymouth Bob Saget Roasted Sunday On Comedy Central!!

I am – Hercules!!


Norm Macdonald, Brian Posehn, Gilbert Gottfried, Greg Giraldo, Jon Lovitz, Jim Norton, Jeff Garlin and Susie Essman mock unfunnyman Bob Saget tonight on Comedy Central.

Cloris Leachman was there too:

Untested spy “SexyWhisk” says he attended the taping, and relays some of Gottfried’s lines:

"When I Googled Bob Saget, it said, ‘Why?’"

"The Olsen Twins went into a bar and asked for a Ass Hurts. The bartender looked back confused and asked, ‘What’s that?’ They told him its when Bob Saget gave them chocolate milk, then they fell asleep and woke up lying face forward with their pajamas around their ankles."

(About the Olsen Twins) "Everyone gives them trouble for their eating disorders, fashion sense and dating choices, but where you when Bob Saget was anally raping them?"

10 p.m. Sunday. Comedy Central.






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Yay, they dusted off Norm McDonald.
by Kurutteru Yatsu
Aug 17th, 2008
01:14:30 AM
Wow.
by BizarroJerry
Aug 17th, 2008
01:16:13 AM
Uhhh, make that Macdonald.
by Kurutteru Yatsu
Aug 17th, 2008
01:16:28 AM
bob saget is pretty funny
by mistergreen
Aug 17th, 2008
01:16:58 AM
Where's Scriptgirl?
by FuckMichaelBay
Aug 17th, 2008
01:23:36 AM
Can't wait to watch this shit...
by iamnicksaicnsn
Aug 17th, 2008
01:33:03 AM
wow...just wow
by Bloo
Aug 17th, 2008
01:49:56 AM
ScriptGirl's new vid has shout outs to AICN
by chromedome
Aug 17th, 2008
02:06:47 AM
Rape humor. Lovely.
by StarWarsRedux
Aug 17th, 2008
02:08:08 AM
ugh
by The Sliver
Aug 17th, 2008
02:13:37 AM
Gorgeous
by optimus122
Aug 17th, 2008
02:37:42 AM
That might be a great pic...
by Gearfree
Aug 17th, 2008
03:19:04 AM
Talentless?
by TheMcflyFarm
Aug 17th, 2008
03:38:32 AM
Bob Sagets whole act in a nutshell...
by Orionsangels
Aug 17th, 2008
04:14:33 AM
Dave Coulier is the unfunny one.
by Mr Spork
Aug 17th, 2008
04:46:17 AM
I like saget...
by sharpie
Aug 17th, 2008
05:47:12 AM
coulier
by sharpie
Aug 17th, 2008
05:48:40 AM
Also
by sharpie
Aug 17th, 2008
05:54:28 AM
Too bad Artie was in Rehab, for him and for us...
by eternia_dwell
Aug 17th, 2008
06:44:08 AM
Wow
by CharyouTree
Aug 17th, 2008
06:57:43 AM
Thing is, he's filthy rich
by dr sauch
Aug 17th, 2008
07:14:43 AM
Coulier obscure....
by cineninja
Aug 17th, 2008
07:16:08 AM
What can I say about Bob Saget ?
by TheCap
Aug 17th, 2008
07:19:59 AM
The Aritocrats!
by buffywrestling
Aug 17th, 2008
08:23:03 AM
Scarbro
by Scarbro
Aug 17th, 2008
08:27:25 AM
THERE HAVE BEEN NO TRUE ROASTS
by Manos
Aug 17th, 2008
09:31:00 AM
It might have been a good show
by Itchy
Aug 17th, 2008
09:54:53 AM
cut him a break
by sokitome
Aug 17th, 2008
09:56:47 AM
where=rare
by sokitome
Aug 17th, 2008
09:58:16 AM
Not Hilarious, but not Horrible
by amrcanpoet
Aug 17th, 2008
10:09:54 AM
talentless?
by Loosejerk
Aug 17th, 2008
10:18:55 AM
WHEN DOES SOUTH PARK COME BACK???
by picardsucks
Aug 17th, 2008
10:27:36 AM
Great!
by Ted Brautigan
Aug 17th, 2008
10:28:03 AM
Good riddance, Script Girl
by thegreatwhatzit
Aug 17th, 2008
11:05:53 AM
what
by Noddy93
Aug 17th, 2008
11:11:19 AM
No Lisa Lampanelli?
by TKO
Aug 17th, 2008
11:20:35 AM
...wait...
by TKO
Aug 17th, 2008
11:28:55 AM
Put me down for Saget being hilarious.
by Lenny Nero
Aug 17th, 2008
11:52:57 AM
anal olsen love?
by Bouncy X
Aug 17th, 2008
11:54:50 AM
IAm
by thegreatwhatzit
Aug 17th, 2008
12:00:01 PM
I don't think he's unfunny
by palooka_boy
Aug 17th, 2008
12:08:17 PM
First Godfrey joke = funny
by jimmy_009
Aug 17th, 2008
12:22:37 PM
One final thing: about Saget
by thegreatwhatzit
Aug 17th, 2008
01:04:57 PM
Artie Lange: 40 Year Old Heroin Addict..................
by crackerfarmboy
Aug 17th, 2008
01:08:00 PM
Saget's Arictocrats joke
by buffywrestling
Aug 17th, 2008
01:16:36 PM
These Roasts are not Roasts
by Larry of Arabia
Aug 17th, 2008
01:42:42 PM
greatwhatzit....
by mr_macphisto
Aug 17th, 2008
01:50:01 PM
He was HILARIOUS on Entourage
by BurgerKing
Aug 17th, 2008
02:20:06 PM
BAH!
by VictorVonDoom
Aug 17th, 2008
02:24:50 PM
The rules for child rape jokes
by Anakin Whoopass
Aug 17th, 2008
02:51:25 PM
SexyWhisk blew the ass hurt joke
by darebear
Aug 17th, 2008
03:20:41 PM
Sagets joke about the small tampons was funny.
by GQtaste
Aug 17th, 2008
03:24:04 PM
Bouncy X
by smackfu
Aug 17th, 2008
03:33:25 PM
Dave Coulier is not only unfunny, he's mentally insane
by smackfu
Aug 17th, 2008
03:43:05 PM
Saget on Comic Relief circa 1990
by DirkBelig
Aug 17th, 2008
04:02:43 PM
Anyone who actually think Saget is funny...
by TheCap
Aug 17th, 2008
04:08:18 PM
Comedy Central roasts are worse than cancer!
by Jobacca
Aug 17th, 2008
04:41:12 PM
Kimmy Gibbler fan fiction
by ides
Aug 17th, 2008
04:49:04 PM
TKO
by sharpie
Aug 17th, 2008
04:56:04 PM
though
by sharpie
Aug 17th, 2008
04:57:05 PM
rape
by long live the new chris
Aug 17th, 2008
05:37:05 PM
Saget was 'dirty' before Full House
by malificus
Aug 17th, 2008
05:58:12 PM
WILL CANDACE CAMERON BE THERE!??!!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 17th, 2008
06:28:21 PM
TIGER UPPERCUT!!
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 17th, 2008
06:30:42 PM
I shot a load on Candace Cameron's boobies
by Itchy
Aug 17th, 2008
06:50:52 PM
Saget the unfunnyman?
by torgosPizza
Aug 17th, 2008
07:01:00 PM
You guys are nuts. Saget RULES!
by Kasch
Aug 17th, 2008
07:15:48 PM
So.... what happened to ScriptGirl?
by SlickyVonBoner
Aug 17th, 2008
08:14:39 PM
seriously doubt Candace Cameron would be there
by Falcon5768
Aug 17th, 2008
08:20:00 PM
The Stern Roasts are Better
by Joelseph01
Aug 17th, 2008
08:36:12 PM
slicky...
by chromedome
Aug 17th, 2008
08:50:32 PM
Saget
by BrightEyes
Aug 17th, 2008
09:04:37 PM
WOW ... JON LOVITZ
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 17th, 2008
09:21:26 PM
sal roasting beth
by Joelseph01
Aug 17th, 2008
09:40:51 PM
Shout out to Victor VonDoom
by Ivan Alexeev
Aug 17th, 2008
09:48:21 PM
No mad men talk back tonight?
by ThrowMeTheIdol
Aug 17th, 2008
10:01:36 PM
wtf?
by sharpie
Aug 17th, 2008
10:19:22 PM
Sharpie
by oducerproducer
Aug 17th, 2008
11:11:28 PM
Norm MacDonald sucked
by Mahaloth
Aug 17th, 2008
11:32:15 PM
norm mcdonald
by Zozma
Aug 18th, 2008
12:08:04 AM
Norm MacDonald
by Skraggo
Aug 18th, 2008
12:17:45 AM
second viewing
by Zozma
Aug 18th, 2008
12:31:28 AM
yeh
by sharpie
Aug 18th, 2008
12:49:25 AM
Macdonald
by imascooby1985
Aug 18th, 2008
12:59:49 AM
If rape isn't funny,
by Grippy Longstocking
Aug 18th, 2008
03:57:31 AM
If you didn't get the genius of what Norm did
by TheMcflyFarm
Aug 18th, 2008
04:34:29 AM
MclyFarm...
by leisuredrummer
Aug 18th, 2008
04:48:33 AM
LAUGHING...
by leisuredrummer
Aug 18th, 2008
04:50:03 AM
who hasn't wanted to fuck kimmy gibbler?
by ironic_name
Aug 18th, 2008
05:53:42 AM
cocky gobbler
by ironic_name
Aug 18th, 2008
05:59:39 AM
Awesome Roast!!!
by samuraiyao
Aug 18th, 2008
09:14:48 AM
The truly disturbing thing ...
by DennisMM
Aug 18th, 2008
10:31:41 AM
trace and bob both gotta eat...
by duanejones
Aug 18th, 2008
11:54:18 AM
Normy Mac
by WickedJester
Aug 18th, 2008
11:59:15 AM
Cloris Leachman still has it
by ArcadianDS
Aug 18th, 2008
12:13:57 PM
Saget's wrap-up was all aces, as well.
by ArcadianDS
Aug 18th, 2008
12:33:30 PM
Gilbert Gottfried is comedy gold!
by Karl Childers
Aug 18th, 2008
12:35:32 PM
Norm
by BrightEyes
Aug 18th, 2008
01:42:24 PM
"I Seen Him!"
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLo rd
Aug 18th, 2008
02:10:46 PM
Also,
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLo rd
Aug 18th, 2008
02:17:24 PM
Funniest thing I've seen in like 5 years
by zekmoe
Aug 18th, 2008
02:26:06 PM
How Embarassing.
by christian66
Aug 18th, 2008
02:53:27 PM
What a bunch...
by rutgersjaffo
Aug 18th, 2008
05:10:40 PM
When did Norm McDonald turn into Chevy Chase?
by romanocc
Aug 18th, 2008
06:53:22 PM
JoeElliot, Stern got $500m by singing with Sirius.
by Lenny Nero
Aug 18th, 2008
09:00:37 PM
Signing. I meant signing.
by Lenny Nero
Aug 18th, 2008
10:37:20 PM
Gilbert Gottfried ...
by DennisMM
Aug 18th, 2008
10:43:03 PM
Norm MacDonald is a comedian's comedian...
by LawyersGunsandFunny
Aug 19th, 2008
12:28:32 AM
Biggest Bob Saget Feat: Nailing Dana Delaney
by mjgtexas
Aug 19th, 2008
07:53:42 AM
The Phony Thing About The Roast Is The Star Gets Final Cut
by mjgtexas
Aug 19th, 2008
07:57:30 AM
Macdonald was the highlight,
by logicalnoise01
Aug 19th, 2008
08:25:57 AM
Don't cry for has-been John Stamos...
by Kid Z
Aug 19th, 2008
11:27:37 AM
Is it time already?
by Kid Z
Aug 19th, 2008
11:30:37 AM
Depend on exactly when...
by Kid Z
Aug 19th, 2008
11:34:36 AM
Re: Kid Z
by mjgtexas
Aug 19th, 2008
01:21:42 PM
I get Norm McDonald's humor
by romanocc
Aug 19th, 2008
01:47:24 PM
I'm dissapointed in this Talkback
by fastcars
Aug 19th, 2008
04:55:17 PM
Romanocc...
by rutgersjaffo
Aug 19th, 2008
06:38:46 PM
Also...
by rutgersjaffo
Aug 19th, 2008
06:40:03 PM
Herc, Bob Saget, Unfunny?!?
by jmyoung666
Aug 19th, 2008
09:47:31 PM
Typical douchey TalkBack snobbery
by Skraggo
Aug 20th, 2008
12:08:33 AM
rutgersjaffo
by romanocc
Aug 20th, 2008
10:12:13 AM
"I'm here to fuck John Stamos"
by Cartagia
Aug 20th, 2008
01:22:37 PM

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