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‘Punch Me In The Face So I Can See Some Stars!!’ Talentless Pottymouth Bob Saget Roasted Sunday On Comedy Central!!

Published at:  Aug 17, 2008 1:33:28 AM CDT

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I am – Hercules!!


Norm Macdonald, Brian Posehn, Gilbert Gottfried, Greg Giraldo, Jon Lovitz, Jim Norton, Jeff Garlin and Susie Essman mock unfunnyman Bob Saget tonight on Comedy Central.

Cloris Leachman was there too:



Untested spy “SexyWhisk” says he attended the taping, and relays some of Gottfried’s lines:

"When I Googled Bob Saget, it said, ‘Why?’"

"The Olsen Twins went into a bar and asked for a Ass Hurts. The bartender looked back confused and asked, ‘What’s that?’ They told him its when Bob Saget gave them chocolate milk, then they fell asleep and woke up lying face forward with their pajamas around their ankles."

(About the Olsen Twins) "Everyone gives them trouble for their eating disorders, fashion sense and dating choices, but where you when Bob Saget was anally raping them?"


10 p.m. Sunday. Comedy Central.










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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:14:30 AM CDT

    Yay, they dusted off Norm McDonald.

    by kurutteru yatsu

    Was wondering where he went.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:16:13 AM CDT

    Wow.

    by bizarrojerry

    Gilbert Gottfried is a horrible, horrible man. I'd prefer these shows if they had slightly more clever humor, and a little less vulgar, offensive sexual humor. Just cuz, ya know, how many "fuck" jokes can you make?

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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:16:28 AM CDT

    Uhhh, make that Macdonald.

    by kurutteru yatsu

    See, it's been so long since we've seen him I forgot how to spell his name.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:16:58 AM CDT

    bob saget is pretty funny

    by mistergreen

    admit it.. you know you want to.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:23:36 AM CDT

    Where's Scriptgirl?

    by fuckmichaelbay

  • Aug 17, 2008 1:33:03 AM CDT

    Can't wait to watch this shit...

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    Bob Saget is he MAN, first guy I ever saw live stand-up to, and showed me that stand-up is still worth going to see.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:49:56 AM CDT

    wow...just wow

    by bloo

    is Jeffery Ross going to be there as well, it's always nice to have at least one rep from The NY Friars Club there to show how it's really doneas for being tasteless...well that's the tradition estalished by the NY Friar's Club Roast...it's insult comedy

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  • Aug 17, 2008 2:06:47 AM CDT

    ScriptGirl's new vid has shout outs to AICN

    by chromedome

    at the beginning and end!

    http://tinyurl.com/6bgo6n
    She is on vacation, so it is a Gag Reel--so named because all the Haters can CHOKE on it.
    and she put up a bikini pic there, too
    http://tinyurl.com/SGbikini

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  • Aug 17, 2008 2:08:08 AM CDT

    Rape humor. Lovely.

    by starwarsredux

    Just up the AICN crowd's alley...

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  • Aug 17, 2008 2:13:37 AM CDT

    ugh

    by the sliver

    How else can a person respond to this?

    UGH

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  • Aug 17, 2008 2:37:42 AM CDT

    Gorgeous

    by optimus122

    Scriptgirl is hot

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  • Aug 17, 2008 3:19:04 AM CDT

    That might be a great pic...

    by gearfree

    If myspace didn't use an aluminum baseball bat to whip us Canadians to the myspace Canada login page.
    At least when comedy central show you the content, they can send you to a network that has the broadcast right to the videos(Heck, the comedy network is not only streaming previews, they are showing em around the same time). Can't see Cartoon network willing to do anything as complex as that.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 3:38:32 AM CDT

    Talentless?

    by themcflyfarm

    Fuck you. Whether or not you find him funny does not make that totally unnecessary title appropriate. And aside from the comedy, the man can seriously act. Ever see those serious moments in Full House where he gets emotional like when he talks about his dead wife and stuff? The man can be a serious actor if he wanted to, and if he wasn't just seen as that filthy comic who used to do family television.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 4:14:33 AM CDT

    Bob Sagets whole act in a nutshell...

    by orionsangels

    He says something straight faced like, i wanted nail those girls on full house. no that's not nice. I shouldn't say that, but i wanted to rape kimmy gibler. no thats not nice - repeat this process

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  • Aug 17, 2008 4:46:17 AM CDT

    Dave Coulier is the unfunny one.

    by mr spork

    Is he going to be there, taking a break a from obscurity?

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  • Aug 17, 2008 5:47:12 AM CDT

    I like saget...

    by sharpie

    i think he's hilarious when hes actually doing his real stand up routine, and not being fed lines for a lead-in to a nutshot video. and is it just me, or do jeffrey ross and greg giraldo do the exact same jokes every single roast? I mean sure, some words may be changed, and mixed around, but hell, calling someone a cunt is about the same as calling them a pussy or something. they probably own 2 books a piece, a joke book written in 1986, and a thesaurus

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  • Aug 17, 2008 5:48:40 AM CDT

    coulier

    by sharpie

    is in the audience, i dont think he says anything, they showed a clip last night where somebody said something about him and it cut to a shot of him in the audience

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  • Aug 17, 2008 5:54:28 AM CDT

    Also

    by sharpie

    this weeks scriptgirl.. thing was actually the most entertaining of the ones I've seen, maybe she should start actually showing some personality in those things and liven them up a bit

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  • Aug 17, 2008 6:44:08 AM CDT

    Too bad Artie was in Rehab, for him and for us...

    by eternia_dwell

  • Aug 17, 2008 6:57:43 AM CDT

    Wow

    by charyoutree

    Malcoms nan has a filthy mouth

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  • Aug 17, 2008 7:14:43 AM CDT

    Thing is, he's filthy rich

    by dr sauch

    Full House is still very, very popular and rebroadcast. The royalty checks must buy him some fairly attractive hookers, and in the mean time, he can do these little pet projects.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 7:16:08 AM CDT

    Coulier obscure....

    by cineninja

    ...so much so that he mind fucked Alanis Morrisette into writing her biggest hit "You Ought to Know" about him. BUt rumor has it she was also fucking saget at one point...apparently she got passed around the Full House...

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  • Aug 17, 2008 7:19:59 AM CDT

    What can I say about Bob Saget ?

    by thecap

    Bob Saget is the anti-Robin Williams. He's so unfunny as to rip the universe in half and turn it inside out with one of his "jokes".Bob was born to a couple who, on the day he was born - and still, even to this very day - believe HE was the biggest joke to ever come out of a human being.Bob Saget is a horrible waste of perfectly good protien.If Bob Saget and and Jim Carey touched, would they annihilate each other ? God, I hope so.Bob Saget and those troll-dolls The Olsen Twins© can't possibly have good memories of each other. I strongly suggest The Twins© buy Bob Saget outright and render him down to a lump of something that could be made into a piece of ugly jewelry, or maybe some even uglier haute couture. Then, one of The Twins© - maybe the one that isn't smacked dumb and blind on drugs - can wear him to a fashion show, or dog show, or a trippy human-carwash rave ... or something.Bob Saget's existence is an offense to the universe itself, and I know this for a fact, because the universe told me this just this morning over coffee and bagel, with a nice berry schmear and a little orange juice, but not too much orange juice because acdiy things make me gassy.That is all ... for NOW.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 8:23:03 AM CDT

    The Aritocrats!

    by buffywrestling

    If anyone has seen the documentery, Bob Saget's telling of the joke was tremendously graphic. Four stars.Ï

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  • Aug 17, 2008 8:27:25 AM CDT

    Scarbro

    by scarbro

    Wow... that's crossing the line, even for a roast... Godfried isn't making fun of Saget, it's cheap... but then again, what is Godfried doing these days besides roasts of people with more of a career than him.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 9:31:00 AM CDT

    THERE HAVE BEEN NO TRUE ROASTS

    by manos

    Not since the Dean Martin roasts. Everything else is a cheap, wannabe immitation.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 9:54:53 AM CDT

    It might have been a good show

    by itchy

    if, as a tribute to Bob, they had Jodie Sweetin and the Olsen Twins daisy-training their way around the stage while Candace Cameron worked herself over with a vibe in the corner. And Saget WAS funny ... at least on his Entourage spots.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 9:56:47 AM CDT

    cut him a break

    by sokitome

    I'm not outright saying Bob Saget is fucking hilarious but I gotta give him a break cause of his sister. I beleive he took all those "sell out" jobs like Full House and AFV cause his sister suffered from a where disease and he supported her financially. I believe she died. I think the man deserves the benefit of the doubt to his career. His recent stand up routine wasn't bad, and his cameo in half baked is still fucking hilariuos.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 9:58:16 AM CDT

    where=rare

    by sokitome

    OMG I can't believe i used where instead of rare. I am not a total dipshit, I swear, honestly, for real. Oh nevermind.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 10:09:54 AM CDT

    Not Hilarious, but not Horrible

    by amrcanpoet

    He's on a local morning show here in LA on KROQ every-now-and-then, and he usually sticks around and does the show with them for an hour or so (obviously promoting his stand-up, but still). He's not that bad. I don't think I'd pay to see him at a club, but if I came across his stand-up on TV, I'd watch. Once he got over having to be OVERTLY vulgar in the late 90's to shed his "Daddy Tanner" image, he calmed down and started actually being clever. BTW, speaking of comics being surprisingly funny, I caught Bobcat's stand-up bits on Sirius radio the other day, and it was fucking HILARIOUS! That guy's voice drives me bonkers, but his bits on Hollywood Squares and Melissa Ethridge choosing David Crosby to father her child had me laughing so hard, I thought I'd vomit.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 10:18:55 AM CDT

    talentless?

    by loosejerk

    As a comedian, he is brilliant. I loved the timing he used with his stand-up. The true brilliance was turning that into piles of money through AFV and the sitcom. I still enjoy watching AFV reruns where he uses some of his old comic timing to throw out a side comment...and then another and the audience is lost.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 10:25:24 AM CDT

    Well, I only know him from Full House...

    by derlanghaarige

    ...so I got no idea if he is really that unfunny as a stand up, but I remember that Herc likes Kathy Griffin and Sarah Silverman a lot, so I don't think if I can trust his taste in this case.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 10:27:36 AM CDT

    WHEN DOES SOUTH PARK COME BACK???

    by picardsucks

  • Aug 17, 2008 10:28:03 AM CDT

    Great!

    by ted brautigan

    A chance for all the worthless fucks on Comedy Central's payroll to vent their spleens on somebody with a successful career. Hope they leave his sister out of it at least.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 11:05:53 AM CDT

    Good riddance, Script Girl

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Only the cellar dwellers describe her as "attractive"; these poor blokes, I guarantee you, have NEVER seen cleavage "in the flesh". C'mon guys, next time you attend a convention, don't be shy; in leiu of Sid Haig and Tony Todd, get a front seat and gape at the female guests--Cerina Vincent spills plenty of cleavage (low-cut V-necks), ditto Eliza Dushku (but she rarely shows-up anymore). Heaven forbid that you fraternize with with a woman who doesn't require an inflatable pump.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 11:11:19 AM CDT

    what

    by noddy93

    what
    What

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  • Aug 17, 2008 11:20:35 AM CDT

    No Lisa Lampanelli?

    by tko

    How come I didn't see Lisa's name listed amongst the roasters?? She is the only funny person on all of the Comedy Central Roasts and makes sitting through all the unfunny shit before her all worth while. If Lampanelli's not part of this raost, then Comedy Central can suck my tiny chinese dick and then go fuck themselves because I ain't watchin the show

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  • Aug 17, 2008 11:28:55 AM CDT

    ...wait...

    by tko

    I meant, Comedy Central can suck my BIG FAT JUICY cock.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 11:42:36 AM CDT

    Thegreatwhatzit...

    by iamjack'suserid

    I think you're actually funnier than people who fawn over SG. You infer that people who do so are basement-living (or cellar dwellers, which is how they say it in Australia or whatever kangaroo-fucking backwater you emerge from) virgins whereas you then nullify any point you were trying to make by mentioning ogling convention babes. Nice work on exemplifying your own point.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 11:52:57 AM CDT

    Put me down for Saget being hilarious.

    by lenny nero

    He'll EAT your fucking DOG, and then shine your shoes! That's a complete 180!

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  • Aug 17, 2008 11:54:50 AM CDT

    anal olsen love?

    by bouncy x

    am i the only one who was a little shocked by that comment? i mean dont get me wrong, i'd do that too but i didnt play their dad between their ages of 1 and 8-9yrs old. i mean that seems a little wrong or something. lol i dont know what bob's reaction is to that joke but i hope if he laughed, its a "that fucker, but i better act like its funny since im on tv" laugh..and not genuine.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 12:00:01 PM CDT

    IAm

    by thegreatwhatzit

    I was a convention addict, at least until they all turned into cash cows ($20 a pop per autograph, $20 to pose with a SAW prop. Same 'ole guests, same 'ole interviews. But you're extremely defensive about Script Girl, hence your adherence to the legion of cellar dwellers. I have no doubt that the only thing that separates yourself from a close-up of a nipple is your computer screen (whichever porn site that you choose as your weekend entertainment). Here's the sad news; wielding a chivalrous defense won't draw you closer to Script Girl (she doesn't know that you exist, dude). But I have no doubt that she's the best that you could do, both in your fantasy and real life. Sad. I hope that you eventually graduate from porn geek to "dating" a mannequin in the privacy of your cellar. Hope everyone enjoys a good weekend--we're outta here.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 12:08:17 PM CDT

    I don't think he's unfunny

    by palooka_boy

    I mean, sure, when you think about Full House, he's not funny at all. But his stand up is pretty good, and you can tell he's got a sense of humor about himself. Plus, I thought he was hilarious in The Aristocrats. You know who's not funny? Judy Gold. Thank God Comedy Central got over their boner for her.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 12:22:37 PM CDT

    First Godfrey joke = funny

    by jimmy_009

    But the Olsen twin rape stuff... not so funny. Saget can actually a pretty funny guy.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:04:57 PM CDT

    One final thing: about Saget

    by thegreatwhatzit

    ...he really bombed as an SNL host. We're talkin' crickets and tumbleweed. Zip laughs from the audience. Not for the squeamish. See y'all next week.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:08:00 PM CDT

    Artie Lange: 40 Year Old Heroin Addict..................

    by crackerfarmboy

    How utterly pathetic. He's a funny guy, but he's definitely a manbaby. He needs constant care just to live his life.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:16:36 PM CDT

    Saget's Arictocrats joke

    by buffywrestling

    on youtube

    http://tinyurl.com/jftqq

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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:42:42 PM CDT

    These Roasts are not Roasts

    by larry of arabia

    The great roasters of yore made jokes out of the well known personality traits of the honoree and developed them into a short monologue or essay. That happened because the people roasting the person were good friends of them as well as genuine wits. Take away either one of those things and you don't have a good rost. At the roast of William Shatner all I could think was Lisa Lamponelli, Arte Lang, Jeffery Ross, Jimmy Kimmell and Sara Silverman don't know him so they are stuck with fat and overacting jokes. Takei, Nichols, and White were able to do better because they've actually spent time with the man.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 1:50:01 PM CDT

    greatwhatzit....

    by mr_macphisto

    ...I gotta agree with Jack on this one. You condemn people for finding script girl attractive, then suggest that they do something healthier...like stalk celebrity women at a comic book convention. There's irony here, I'm sure of it!

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  • Aug 17, 2008 2:20:06 PM CDT

    He was HILARIOUS on Entourage

    by burgerking

    The episode with Saget as the neighbor was fucking awesome. He's the man.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 2:24:50 PM CDT

    BAH!

    by victorvondoom

    The funniest thing involving Sagat is the Tourette's Guy on YouTube.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 2:51:25 PM CDT

    The rules for child rape jokes

    by anakin whoopass

    Hollywood logic: child rape jokes (how many will this roast have? enough for a drinking game?) are okay if the children were literally raised from birth to be celebrities and made $100 million from merchandising their image, and if they're in the tabloids all the time. Otherwise it's sick, sick and wrong.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 3:20:41 PM CDT

    SexyWhisk blew the ass hurt joke

    by darebear

    The bartender is supposed to ask "how do you make an ass hurt?"

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  • Aug 17, 2008 3:24:04 PM CDT

    Sagets joke about the small tampons was funny.

    by gqtaste

    That was one of the best things in Aristocrats

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  • Aug 17, 2008 3:33:25 PM CDT

    Bouncy X

    by smackfu

    Actually Saget himself frequently makes jokes about fucking the Olsen twins. The problem is his entire 'act' revolves around shocking people by showing them how opposite he is of their expectations. And it gets old after 2 jokes.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 3:43:05 PM CDT

    Dave Coulier is not only unfunny, he's mentally insane

    by smackfu

    and not in a fun way. This man's ENTIRE FUCKING CAREER consists of imitating Bullwinkle and Scooby Doo, which basically every person on the planet can do. And he doesn't even incorporate jokes into his stupid impressions. He just sets it up with 'what would it be like if Scooby Doo worked in airport security?! It might go something....like....this...
    and then he just says something like 'rir, I have to reck your ruggage' and that's the whole fucking joke. He just says words in that voice. And that's his routine. Not only is that his routine, but it's been his routine for like 20 years. He hasn't thought up a single new joke in 20 years. You watch his act in 1990, then pull up a clip of him performing at some shitty club in present day, and the routines are identical. Scooby has a different job, that's about it.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 3:59:34 PM CDT

    Thegreatwhatzit

    by iamjack'suserid

    I can't help but to laugh at your post. Again, you're calling the kettle black by telling me I am defensive while at the same time rattling off a nice amount of internet insult cliches at me as if any of them apply (which they don't by the way, but thanks for trying!). And yes, I do think SG is moderately attractive, but not once have I ever posted to her defense because frankly, I find her feature on the dull side. I find it funny that people like yourself like to throw out the "there are better-looking girls out there" type argument while failing to realize she is a girl out there. If I were an assuming douche like yourself, I'd say that on your best day, you might score a chick half as hot as SG as long as a fair amount of money and alcohol were involved.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 4:02:43 PM CDT

    Saget on Comic Relief circa 1990

    by dirkbelig

    He tossed off the aside, "I've got the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy. [pauses] They're out in the trunk of my car if you want to see them after the show.", which nearly two decades later is what I think of when I think of Bob Saget, which is to say infrequently.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 4:08:18 PM CDT

    Anyone who actually think Saget is funny...

    by thecap

    ...is a retard.
    (My heartfelt apologies to genuine retards everywhere for this wholly reprehensible comment. You deserve much better than to be mistaken for Bob Saget fans.)

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  • Aug 17, 2008 4:41:12 PM CDT

    Comedy Central roasts are worse than cancer!

    by jobacca

    Also,they raped Dean Martins childhood. Its always just a bunch of unfunny hacks like Lisa Lampaneli and Greg Giraldo and Andy Dickhead who have NO career outside of these pathetic excuses for comedy.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 4:49:04 PM CDT

    Kimmy Gibbler fan fiction

    by ides

    I write it.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 4:56:04 PM CDT

    TKO

    by sharpie

    what the fuck are you talking about? her whole act is "HEY! LOOK AT ME! I'M EDGY! I FUCKED A BLACK GUY!"

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  • Aug 17, 2008 4:57:05 PM CDT

    though

    by sharpie

    i will give you, shes usually pretty good on the roasts, her stand up sucks more cock than she does though

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  • Aug 17, 2008 5:37:05 PM CDT

    rape

    by long live the new chris

    is always funny.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 5:58:12 PM CDT

    Saget was 'dirty' before Full House

    by malificus

    His material IS dirty, just not on TV, DUH! The Roasts are hilarious and you bitches are lame who whine about the Olsen Twins and rape. Either something is funny or it is not, appropriate is an entirely different subject. Telling a Olsen twin rape joke when they were toddlers is sick, joking about it now that they are drug addicted skanks is funny, see how that works? Wah! Rape jokes are right on par with AICN! If your sensibilities are so delicate go hang around the Entertainment Weekly boards you big pussies! Gilbert Gottfried is hilarious and who WOULDN'T be a bomb on SNL since it has sucked since the original cast left.SNL???You've got to be kidding!!

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  • Aug 17, 2008 6:28:21 PM CDT

    WILL CANDACE CAMERON BE THERE!??!!

    by bringingsexyback

    Who knew she'd turn out to be the hot one? Though Jody Sweetin aint bad. The Olsen twins are ugly skeletal crack whores.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 6:30:42 PM CDT

    TIGER UPPERCUT!!

    by dapper swindler

  • Aug 17, 2008 6:36:47 PM CDT

    The Turkey, Noblest of Gods Creations

    by melvin_pelvis

    yep, that cost you a click

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  • Aug 17, 2008 6:50:52 PM CDT

    I shot a load on Candace Cameron's boobies

    by itchy

    or at least I fantasized I did while wacking it to an episode of Full House back when I was in high school. You should have seen what I did in my mind to the 2 chicks on Charles in Charge.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 7:01:00 PM CDT

    Saget the unfunnyman?

    by torgospizza

    Coming from the people who make sure we all know that the amazing show TRU CALLING is now out on DVD! Hurrah! You guys wouldn't know what talent was if it punched you in the dick!

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  • Aug 17, 2008 7:15:48 PM CDT

    You guys are nuts. Saget RULES!

    by kasch

    He made Dirty Work, one of the most underrated comedies ever. He blew away every comedian who told the joke in The Aristocrats. His cameo in Half Baked is awesome! Watch something besides Full House, ya fuckwits.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 7:20:45 PM CDT

    Sagets ok

    by melvin_pelvis

    He does his job and he does it well
    As to the roast, it always amazes me how some attempt to overcome their lack of funny with vulgar

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  • Aug 17, 2008 8:14:39 PM CDT

    So.... what happened to ScriptGirl?

    by slickyvonboner

  • Aug 17, 2008 8:20:00 PM CDT

    seriously doubt Candace Cameron would be there

    by falcon5768

    She turned into a serious jesus freak once she left acting along with her brother.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 8:36:12 PM CDT

    The Stern Roasts are Better

    by joelseph01

    because of the censor-free content. Although, the humor is too often mean and not funny. Plus Shuli's routine is always lame.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 8:50:32 PM CDT

    slicky...

    by chromedome

    She is on vacation, but has posted a gag-reel with a couple shout outs to AICNsee my post above for the links...

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  • Aug 17, 2008 9:04:37 PM CDT

    Saget

    by brighteyes

  • Aug 17, 2008 9:21:26 PM CDT

    WOW ... JON LOVITZ

    by bringingsexyback

    That was really unfunny.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 9:40:51 PM CDT

    sal roasting beth

    by joelseph01

    i think howard's problem is more to the fact that sal was asked not to do the joke again and he did, all this while sal went outside of a professional zone and established a personal relationship with beth. i thought the joke was funny, because sal is good at roasts, but he is a creep for sure

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  • Aug 17, 2008 9:48:21 PM CDT

    Shout out to Victor VonDoom

    by ivan alexeev

    Fucking Tourette's guy is funnier than Sagat. Do yourself a favor and check that shit out.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 10:01:36 PM CDT

    No mad men talk back tonight?

    by throwmetheidol

    As to Saget, the only thing he's ever done that I like is the voice overs on HIMYM.

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  • Aug 17, 2008 10:19:22 PM CDT

    wtf?

    by sharpie

    What was up with MacDonald's set?

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  • Aug 17, 2008 11:11:28 PM CDT

    Sharpie

    by oducerproducer

    I second that!

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  • Aug 17, 2008 11:32:15 PM CDT

    Norm MacDonald sucked

    by mahaloth

    Shocking!

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  • Aug 18, 2008 12:08:04 AM CDT

    norm mcdonald

    by zozma

    was cringeworthy man. jesus christ dude. i literally felt bad.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 12:17:45 AM CDT

    Norm MacDonald

    by skraggo

    Yeah, I kept waiting for Norm to drop the lame jokes "gag" but it never happened and it was, as Zozma said, cringeworthy. When it would cut to everybody else sort of laughing uncomfortably you could almost see "what the fuck???" in their eyes. Shit was weak. And embarrassing. And hard to watch.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 12:31:28 AM CDT

    second viewing

    by zozma

    i realized i was laughing to justify watching this to myself.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 12:49:25 AM CDT

    yeh

    by sharpie

    I can see some of these guys being on the roast, because they actually know the people, but Giraldo? Ross? Essman? Cloris Leachman was kinda funny, but she didnt really do much roast material, just talked about herself being old.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 12:59:49 AM CDT

    Macdonald

    by imascooby1985

    Was just about the funniest thing in that hour and a half. Then again, I am a fan of awkward humor.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 3:57:31 AM CDT

    If rape isn't funny,

    by grippy longstocking

    then why do women get so hysterical about it?

    /rimshot

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  • Aug 18, 2008 4:34:29 AM CDT

    If you didn't get the genius of what Norm did

    by themcflyfarm

    then I feel sorry for you.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 4:48:33 AM CDT

    MclyFarm...

    by leisuredrummer

    you said it before I could. He was the funniest act of all. Seriously genius. There was a reason the comedians were laghing hardest at his jokes. The crowd may have not got it but the comedians certainly did. Classic.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 4:50:03 AM CDT

    LAUGHING...

    by leisuredrummer

    swear that I actually can spell "laughing" by the way.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 5:53:42 AM CDT

    who hasn't wanted to fuck kimmy gibbler?

    by ironic_name

  • Aug 18, 2008 5:59:39 AM CDT

    cocky gobbler

    by ironic_name

  • Aug 18, 2008 9:14:48 AM CDT

    Awesome Roast!!!

    by samuraiyao

    Enjoyed it very much!!!

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  • Aug 18, 2008 10:31:41 AM CDT

    The truly disturbing thing ...

    by dennismm

    about "America's Funniest Home Videos" is that Trace Beaulieu of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" spent years writing pathetic commentary for Saget to shrug to. One of the funniest men in America writing for that piece of crap. I guess it's true: Trace Beaulieu gotta eat!

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  • Aug 18, 2008 11:54:18 AM CDT

    trace and bob both gotta eat...

    by duanejones

    ...and, yeah, saget was lamenting his circumstances all the way to the bank for years. what of it? freakin' starring on _full house_ AND _amercia's funniest penile traumas_ would give me tourette's syndrome for nineteen lifetimes. at this point, he doesn't have to be dirty, or presentable, or doing comedy routines, or anything at all -- he just needs to make interest on what he's salted away. sure, he's no comic genius, but his _aristocrats_ segments are absolutely some of the funniest in the film, portions of that _that ain't right_ special are pretty damn hysterical and he seems to have a considerable sense of humor for his farkatke career.yes, herc -- saget IS funny. put me in his corner, though make sure i'm facing him...

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  • Aug 18, 2008 11:59:15 AM CDT

    Normy Mac

    by wickedjester

    If you thought he wasn't doing those 'awful' jokes on purpose (and as someone else said) didn't realize what he was doing, then it went way over your head.I mean the guy was reading the fucking paper at one point in the show!

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  • Aug 18, 2008 12:13:57 PM CDT

    Cloris Leachman still has it

    by arcadiands

    That woman is heart-stopping funny.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 12:33:30 PM CDT

    Saget's wrap-up was all aces, as well.

    by arcadiands

    Jim Norton, tho? He doesn't even have a funny face - he has a tragic face.
    I heard he had to leave early. Some waitress handed him an Evian during the break and he took off for the bell tower.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 12:35:32 PM CDT

    Gilbert Gottfried is comedy gold!

    by karl childers

    It's too bad people only associate him with his annoying voice.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 1:42:24 PM CDT

    Norm

    by brighteyes

    Is a comedians comedian! Anyone know where I can watch the whole roast in whole online?

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  • Aug 18, 2008 2:10:46 PM CDT

    "I Seen Him!"

    by fathermcgruderkicksassforthelord

    These Comedy Central roasts are generally weak.

    How long do the roasters have to prep? I mean, do they find out they're booked when they see the commercial with their name in it?

    Norm was awesome, Saget's wrap was good, and Leachman was pretty fuckin' funny, but everyone else seemed like they should have just phoned in. Pohsehn should've smoked more. Lovitz should've stayed home.

    Anyone have a guess as to who wrote Uncle Jesse's material? It wasn't nearly as bad as I'd expected, and was itself funnier than Greg Giraldo, Susie Essman, and Jeff Garlin put together.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 2:17:24 PM CDT

    Also,

    by fathermcgruderkicksassforthelord

    I read somewhere that Saget apologized for Jeff Ross's crack on the twins and I wonder why? It wasn't half as "offensive" as some of the other jokes a their expense.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 2:26:06 PM CDT

    Funniest thing I've seen in like 5 years

    by zekmoe

    Laughed my ass off the whole show. People in the crowd were pissing their pants. Totally funny.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 2:53:27 PM CDT

    How Embarassing.

    by christian66

    For all concerned. The Dean Martin Roasts were even phonier, compiled with hundreds of edits to make it look like "stars" like Ray Beluga were really there. In the 21st century, these things are just as lame. What'd ya expect from a Bob Saget Roast?

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  • Aug 18, 2008 5:10:40 PM CDT

    What a bunch...

    by rutgersjaffo

    ...of candy-assed cry-babies. Bob is funny as fuck. His stand-up is a riot. Seriously, some of you jerk offs and your race to be the first one to say 'meh' are the biggest clowns on Earth. Just who and what do some of you d bags ever think is amusing?!

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  • Aug 18, 2008 6:53:22 PM CDT

    When did Norm McDonald turn into Chevy Chase?

    by romanocc

    I used to love Norm McDonald, but that was painful, you just cringe on your couch waiting for it to end. Giraldi is always the best one cause he doesn't mind offending anyone. Ross is OK tonight, but he usually kills. Jim Norton was great, and Cloris Leachman was funny too. Jon Lovitz, Norm McDonald, Sarah Silverman (Notice a trend of ex-SNL'ers?) were JUST NOT FUNNY! Seeing them makes you yearn for the Eddie Murphy or John Belushi days. Seriously, this was a pretty weak roast, as with the exception of the names I mentioned, most of these comedians were painful to watch, and the only saving grace was cursing to get a laugh. Wow how comedy has changed. As for Bob Saget, his HBO special last year was probably the worst set I have ever seen from a comedian. You wonder about Hollywood when you see shit like that, there has to be more funny people out there!

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  • Aug 18, 2008 9:00:37 PM CDT

    JoeElliot, Stern got $500m by singing with Sirius.

    by lenny nero

    $75m? Chump change!

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  • Aug 18, 2008 10:37:20 PM CDT

    Signing. I meant signing.

    by lenny nero

    not singing.

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  • Aug 18, 2008 10:43:03 PM CDT

    Gilbert Gottfried ...

    by dennismm

    did one of the funniest bits I have ever heard in my life, back in the early '80s. Imagine his voice, then the voices of the actors he impersonated.


    What if other actors had been in famous TV shows? Like "The Honeymooners"?


    James Mason as Ralph Kramden (lifts his head as his face goes quiet and regal) -

    "Alice ... Alice ... I'm going bowling with Norton."


    Richard Burton as Norton (tucks in the mouth and scowls) -

    "Oh, Ralphie boy! Friend o' mine, pal o' mine - how are ya?"


    Jack Nicholson as Alice (squints, screws up his mouth, tents his eyebrows and mutters) -

    "Ya can't go fuckin' bowlin', Ralph ..."


    Okay, it's funny when HE does it.

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  • Aug 19, 2008 12:28:32 AM CDT

    Norm MacDonald is a comedian's comedian...

    by lawyersgunsandfunny

    not a comedian for someone whose life revolves around Star Wars and X-Box.

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  • Aug 19, 2008 7:53:42 AM CDT

    Biggest Bob Saget Feat: Nailing Dana Delaney

    by mjgtexas

    Seriously, he had a fling with her during filming; she played Bob's own sister who got some stone disease. A highlight of any schmuck's life.

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  • Aug 19, 2008 7:57:30 AM CDT

    The Phony Thing About The Roast Is The Star Gets Final Cut

    by mjgtexas

    There is a reason you didn't see Leeny Clarke quipping about Leary stealing Hicks' cigarettes.

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  • Aug 19, 2008 8:25:57 AM CDT

    Macdonald was the highlight,

    by logicalnoise01

    anybody who let his act get over their heads needed to pull them out of their asses. The absolute cheeze of the jokes was teh whole punchline. "I'm saying you're a dogface". Lovitz was pretty weak. Jodi sweetin looked pretty hot for a former meth addict. overall decent roast. and anytime comedy central ignores adny dick I have to clap. Though based on teh stories lovitz might have finished what he started if dick showed up.

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  • Aug 19, 2008 11:27:37 AM CDT

    Don't cry for has-been John Stamos...

    by kid z

    ...be more worried about the guy on Full House whose tagline was, "Cut. It. Out." (accompanied by hand gestures denoting scissors, pointing finger and thumb-over-shoulder "get outta here"). What was that fucker's name, anyway? Geez, look for him to be trying to call the Olsens at 3 AM to be bailed out of jail on crack possession charges any day now.

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  • Aug 19, 2008 11:30:37 AM CDT

    Is it time already?

    by kid z

    ... for the Bob Saget backlash? Up next: Cloris Leachman backlash.

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  • Aug 19, 2008 11:34:36 AM CDT

    Depend on exactly when...

    by kid z

    ...he managed to "nail Dana Delaney." Back in the late 80's, early 90's when she was on China Beach? "Pretty good, there Bob." Any time since about 2000 when her age started to really show? "Eh, well...er... glad you're happy"... (yeesh!)

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  • Aug 19, 2008 1:21:42 PM CDT

    Re: Kid Z

    by mjgtexas

    I think it was around '96, which would make her on the cusp of 40, a couple years after East Of Eden (Exit Eden?), so I think a "pretty good there, Bob" is appropriate.

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  • Aug 19, 2008 1:47:24 PM CDT

    I get Norm McDonald's humor

    by romanocc

    I just think that whole set at the roast utterly bombed. I am not a McDonald basher, as I loved him on Weekend Update, Bob Dole, etc, as his dry humor is perfect for certain situations. But this was just cringeworthy to listen to, as I felt sorry for him, cause I think he knew he was bombing. Jim Norton followed that by saying something like, "I think the people would have rather watched Henry Fonda picking roses then listen to that!" It happens, but many comedians as they get old, get less funny, cause they start buying into themselves and feel that anything they say is funny, and forget about their roots. Norm McDonald sitting there with the newspaper pretending not to listen to the roast was dumb, and if he was an up and coming comic, he never would have done that cause he wasn't Norm McDonald then. But he is now that star comedian from SNL who everybody was mad he got fired, so he was going to do a newspaper schtick during the roast. Sorry Norm, I love ya, but that was Chevy Chase territory.

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  • Aug 19, 2008 4:55:17 PM CDT

    I'm dissapointed in this Talkback

    by fastcars

    I just the video of Norm MacDonald's performance, and it was hilarious, subversive and brilliant. It's practically the only clip from the roast that's making the rounds online. And what's the reaction on Ain't It Cool Talkback? Mouthbreathing confusion. Sad. I'm not sure I can trust some of your taste in comedy.

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  • Aug 19, 2008 6:38:46 PM CDT

    Romanocc...

    by rutgersjaffo

    Actually, the comment involved Henry Fonda picking blueberries. And then what happened? Well, Norm nailed it again by saying in his usual delivery 'I think most folks here would love to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries.' The crowd ROARED it's approval. For folks who claim to want something smart, some of you just ain't to sharp...

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  • Aug 19, 2008 6:40:03 PM CDT

    Also...

    by rutgersjaffo

    Dave Coulier had a great kids show on Nickelodeon when I was young called 'Out of Control.' It was pretty wild...

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  • Aug 19, 2008 9:47:31 PM CDT

    Herc, Bob Saget, Unfunny?!?

    by jmyoung666

    Are you kidding. Yes, you can ignore shit like Full House and Funniest Home videos, but he is pretty funny on stage and during interviews. I did not see his last special, so if it was bad, then maybe I could understand your view.
    Also, Norm was great.

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  • Aug 20, 2008 12:08:33 AM CDT

    Typical douchey TalkBack snobbery

    by skraggo

    "If you didn't howl at Norm's set you're a fucking troglodyte." For fuck's sake. "Getting it" and "thinking it's funny" are two quite different things. I don't think anyone on this TalkBack honestly didn't get that it was a GAG. Some of us just happen to think that it was very awkwardly and ineffectively executed. I thought the best parts of it were when Norm finally started turning around to Saget and reiterating the punchlines as if even he thought they were strange. It was "amusing" at best. It's a bit much to call it "brilliant" and "genius." Yeah, he took a shot at something a bit risky. Can't fault him for that. I just happen to think it didn't work. My opinion. Doesn't mean it went over my head. Jeff Garlin's bit wasn't that funny either. That doesn't mean I thought he was really an old-school TV producer named Sol Schwartz. Norm's okay. Hardly a comic genius, but he's a funny guy. Sometimes. Comedy, like almost everything else we fight about on these TalkBacks, is after all subjective.

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  • Aug 20, 2008 10:12:13 AM CDT

    rutgersjaffo

    by romanocc

    Yeah that was a good comeback by Norm, but come on it wasn't that funny! Geez, you guys are talking about McDonald like he is George Carlin or something! Funny is funny, no matter how you slice, and when something is awkward it is awkward, so please don't tell me I don't 'get' it, as I see what each comic was going for, but only certain ones can pull it off. Certain comics are only good in certain settings, some need a script all the time, some need to be edgy, some need to be dry, as everyone has their style of humor, but in the end, if I don't laugh, I hate to break it to ya, it aint funny to me. If 'getting' someones humor was all it took to be a genius, then Sarah Silverman would be the Queen, but she tries to be edgy, she tries to do something different, but she AINT funny most of the time.

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  • Aug 20, 2008 1:22:37 PM CDT

    "I'm here to fuck John Stamos"

    by cartagia

    That shit had me rolling on the floor.

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