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Wanna Threesome With Scarlett Johansson?

Hey folks, Harry here... There are reasons I love my wife - one of the key reasons is that she's totally down for us having a Threesome with Scarlett Johansson. So imagine my delight, when I went to ScarlettJohansson.Com today, like I do everyday - and I found that Scarlett is looking for the perfect pair to have a Threesome with. Holy shit... there is a God... and her name is Scarlett Johansson - and she wants a Threesome with my wife and me! Actually... that isn't entirely true. She wants to have a threesome with some couple. I've submitted over 300 times this morning, but I figure... maybe if I appealed to all of you to make my wife's dream come true... and you could email Scarlett at this email address and let her know how much she would enjoy a Threesome with Harry Knowles & his wife. This is the reason I've been losing my weight. This is my Olympics, my 8 Gold Medals... This is my fate! Join me in my cause. Together we can make my wife the happiest little lady on the planet... just after Scarlett Johansson, that is!

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FIRST!
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:08:11 PM
Fuck me first!
by plocock
Aug 14th, 2008
12:08:23 PM
Harry naked =
by indiebum
Aug 14th, 2008
12:09:09 PM
if you dont mind being naked with ryan reynolds
by Bouncy X
Aug 14th, 2008
12:10:32 PM
It's not a real threesome...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:11:44 PM
Odd.
by mefrog
Aug 14th, 2008
12:12:35 PM
she probably wants two dudes....
by cameron fry
Aug 14th, 2008
12:12:38 PM
That's not to say I wouldn't sign up.
by mefrog
Aug 14th, 2008
12:12:49 PM
Haha
by Creasy
Aug 14th, 2008
12:12:58 PM
I find Scarlett...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:14:19 PM
I suppose...
by Fortunesfool
Aug 14th, 2008
12:15:04 PM
Creasy...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:15:06 PM
Joeelliot...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:17:12 PM
And I'm sure this nothing to do with her new
by skimn
Aug 14th, 2008
12:18:29 PM
So, Woody Allen is pimping out Scarlett Johansson...
by -guyinthebackrow
Aug 14th, 2008
12:18:46 PM
i thought harry was a threesome all by himself
by TheBaxter
Aug 14th, 2008
12:19:42 PM
Maybe the stupidest "article" ever posted here
by Olsen Twins_Fan
Aug 14th, 2008
12:19:53 PM
Skimn...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:20:00 PM
I now predict...
by Sailor Rip
Aug 14th, 2008
12:20:40 PM
I would like to have a TWOSOME...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:21:01 PM
With Harry? I don't think so.
by TooWhippy
Aug 14th, 2008
12:21:05 PM
Well, cover me with whip cream
by Big Jim
Aug 14th, 2008
12:23:24 PM
Captain Justice...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:23:36 PM
btw,
by Sailor Rip
Aug 14th, 2008
12:23:43 PM
The Babbling AICN Staff
by cowboyone
Aug 14th, 2008
12:23:50 PM
That's not funny Harry...do you how many fucking...
by FlickaPoo
Aug 14th, 2008
12:25:56 PM
I'm sorry Harry
by yoko knowles
Aug 14th, 2008
12:26:11 PM
I'm so upset I forgot the work "know"
by FlickaPoo
Aug 14th, 2008
12:26:53 PM
Pretty tacky way to promote a movie
by Boba Fat
Aug 14th, 2008
12:27:23 PM
And I spelled "word" "work"...I'm done.
by FlickaPoo
Aug 14th, 2008
12:28:12 PM
So, what is Reynolds gonna sit in the corner spanking it?
by rev_skarekroe
Aug 14th, 2008
12:28:31 PM
FlickaPoo
by Sailor Rip
Aug 14th, 2008
12:29:13 PM
Fineprint, fucktards...fineprint.
by thelivingdoll
Aug 14th, 2008
12:29:33 PM
Fred will bring the popcorn!
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 14th, 2008
12:29:58 PM
Well I finally get to bring this up and it's in context
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 14th, 2008
12:31:26 PM
Sailor Rip..a BMX bike?...it HAS to be a BMX.
by FlickaPoo
Aug 14th, 2008
12:32:27 PM
going to the movies with her can be good too
by Bouncy X
Aug 14th, 2008
12:32:31 PM
Ryan can slap his balls on my face...
by Zombieflicker
Aug 14th, 2008
12:32:55 PM
How Shitty is Harry in bed?
by TechLord
Aug 14th, 2008
12:34:02 PM
Cotton McKnight
by Mr.Meanie
Aug 14th, 2008
12:34:36 PM
what the fuck kinda news is this?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 14th, 2008
12:35:25 PM
Cotton McKnight...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:36:20 PM
Unless Scarlett is just there to watch
by skimn
Aug 14th, 2008
12:36:58 PM
she'll probably...
by dingus khan
Aug 14th, 2008
12:37:08 PM
Cotton McKnight
by TechLord
Aug 14th, 2008
12:38:25 PM
Don't forget the scissors...
by Zirlin
Aug 14th, 2008
12:38:29 PM
Best. Headline. EVER!
by 2dope
Aug 14th, 2008
12:38:44 PM
dingus
by skimn
Aug 14th, 2008
12:38:45 PM
FlickaPoo
by Sailor Rip
Aug 14th, 2008
12:40:23 PM
there is a very fine line of distinction
by ArcadianDS
Aug 14th, 2008
12:41:19 PM
Cotton McKnight
by Boba Fat
Aug 14th, 2008
12:41:41 PM
Der Langhaarige
by skimn
Aug 14th, 2008
12:43:24 PM
Unless you enjoy both taco's and hotdogs...
by Boba Fat
Aug 14th, 2008
12:44:40 PM
Cotton - you jumped the Troll on that one
by toadkillerdog
Aug 14th, 2008
12:44:52 PM
I care, DerLanghaarige, I care
by Big Jim
Aug 14th, 2008
12:45:50 PM
oh and here's another goofy one for you
by ArcadianDS
Aug 14th, 2008
12:46:23 PM
ArcadianDS
by Boba Fat
Aug 14th, 2008
12:48:15 PM
COTTON...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:48:53 PM
Call me naive, but is THIS ACTUALLY FOR REAL?
by tylerzero
Aug 14th, 2008
12:49:17 PM
What a total cock tease.
by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.
Aug 14th, 2008
12:49:36 PM
c'mon guys
by dingus khan
Aug 14th, 2008
12:50:14 PM
There's already an EMBARGO...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
12:51:37 PM
Sailor Rip...photocopy?...we're talking early 80's...
by FlickaPoo
Aug 14th, 2008
12:52:00 PM

by Boba Fat
Aug 14th, 2008
12:53:39 PM
Don't know how that happened..sorry.
by Boba Fat
Aug 14th, 2008
12:54:16 PM
LETS HAVE SOME SEX
by MARSMARLONLIVES
Aug 14th, 2008
12:57:08 PM
Dude I'd settle for a Twosome with Scarlett...
by beefywhore
Aug 14th, 2008
01:02:03 PM
God so fucking fugly
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 14th, 2008
01:04:20 PM
DerLanghaarige
by Boba Fat
Aug 14th, 2008
01:10:06 PM
Hey DerLanghaarige, do you know how I know you're GAY?
by tylerzero
Aug 14th, 2008
01:10:31 PM
Ms Johannssen is very pretty
by ArcadianDS
Aug 14th, 2008
01:16:05 PM
DerLanghaarige
by Sailor Rip
Aug 14th, 2008
01:16:10 PM
DerLanghaarige...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
01:18:07 PM
Harry Naked = AICN Embargo
by Seth Brundle
Aug 14th, 2008
01:18:52 PM
This smacks of a ploy...
by lovecraftian
Aug 14th, 2008
01:20:37 PM
ArcadianDS
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 14th, 2008
01:21:01 PM
Yoko...
by Herewereyouwish
Aug 14th, 2008
01:22:11 PM
Captain Justice
by David Cloverfield
Aug 14th, 2008
01:23:38 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by BrightEyes
Aug 14th, 2008
01:23:56 PM
Bravo, Yoko.
by mrfan
Aug 14th, 2008
01:26:33 PM
CecilBenedict
by Sailor Rip
Aug 14th, 2008
01:29:06 PM
CecilBenedict
by TechLord
Aug 14th, 2008
01:30:42 PM
10 seconds huh...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
01:31:25 PM
No, but seriously
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 14th, 2008
01:32:17 PM
LMAO
by eXcommunicated
Aug 14th, 2008
01:33:44 PM
Dapper
by TechLord
Aug 14th, 2008
01:34:21 PM
DerLanghaarige
by Boba Fat
Aug 14th, 2008
01:37:16 PM
TechLord
by Sailor Rip
Aug 14th, 2008
01:37:49 PM
I'm not going to stop...
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 14th, 2008
01:39:42 PM

by TechLord
Aug 14th, 2008
01:41:07 PM
I just sacificed a whole chicken to her name.
by mrfan
Aug 14th, 2008
01:48:34 PM
Sorry...but...
by TenDeuChen
Aug 14th, 2008
01:49:59 PM
In these times of great turmoil...
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 14th, 2008
01:50:33 PM
I am almost done saving money for my RealDoll version...
by mrfan
Aug 14th, 2008
02:02:28 PM
Wow, just...wow.
by flickchick85
Aug 14th, 2008
02:07:24 PM
I'd wreck that chick.
by Dwide Shrewd
Aug 14th, 2008
02:09:25 PM
This is lunacy, Harry.
by BG7
Aug 14th, 2008
02:10:48 PM
BG7...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
02:15:48 PM
Dapper Swindler
by ArcadianDS
Aug 14th, 2008
02:19:57 PM
Mr. Zeddemore
by flickchick85
Aug 14th, 2008
02:21:14 PM
is BG7 a url spambot?
by ArcadianDS
Aug 14th, 2008
02:21:19 PM
I bet BG7 is the first to submit his email to this contest.
by mrfan
Aug 14th, 2008
02:24:25 PM
hold on
by hey...jonboy
Aug 14th, 2008
02:28:13 PM
Harry...
by TheGoddamnSiege
Aug 14th, 2008
02:33:37 PM
Remember the photo shoot Scarlett did with Dita von Teese?
by half vader
Aug 14th, 2008
02:41:58 PM
That page looks like a ransom letter.
by Baked
Aug 14th, 2008
02:43:22 PM
Threesomes Suck!!
by godoffireinhell
Aug 14th, 2008
03:06:33 PM
I've had her, she's rubbish
by photoboy
Aug 14th, 2008
03:08:12 PM
The only threesome Harry will be in...
by Waylaid-by-jackassery
Aug 14th, 2008
03:10:22 PM
Her Album Full Of Awful Tom Waits Cover Songs...
by LaserPants
Aug 14th, 2008
03:12:53 PM
LaserPants...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
03:16:11 PM
As A Matter Of Fact Banzai, I Am!
by LaserPants
Aug 14th, 2008
03:27:30 PM
And I wanted a foursome...
by jackofhearts29
Aug 14th, 2008
03:27:58 PM
whoops
by jackofhearts29
Aug 14th, 2008
03:28:48 PM
"...that would have been a fivesome"
by Big Jim
Aug 14th, 2008
03:34:53 PM
What a whore!
by alienindisguise
Aug 14th, 2008
03:38:55 PM
Some Advice...
by SlackAttack
Aug 14th, 2008
03:42:53 PM
Texas daydreaming
by teethgnasher
Aug 14th, 2008
03:43:00 PM
You don't say, Banzai Rootskibango...
by Lenny Nero
Aug 14th, 2008
03:46:03 PM
BEST.....TALKBACK.....EVER.... .!!!!!
by BetaRayBill07
Aug 14th, 2008
03:55:56 PM
Lick my balls Scarlett
by kilik777
Aug 14th, 2008
03:59:24 PM
I was in a foursome a few weeks ago!
by Big Jim
Aug 14th, 2008
04:05:02 PM
Does everyone ...
by DennisMM
Aug 14th, 2008
04:10:45 PM
Wait, what.
by halberd
Aug 14th, 2008
04:44:55 PM
hey guys
by ragingdrunklove
Aug 14th, 2008
04:52:45 PM
Ragingdrunklove...
by Lenny Nero
Aug 14th, 2008
05:18:06 PM
She's not ugly ...
by DennisMM
Aug 14th, 2008
05:20:11 PM
Scarlett Johansson + Natalie Portman.
by jae683
Aug 14th, 2008
05:44:27 PM
dumbasses
by Smithys.Bark
Aug 14th, 2008
05:48:50 PM
If this is true, I've lost all respect for her as a human being.
by StarWarsRedux
Aug 14th, 2008
06:10:07 PM
Sexy!
by ScantyGeoduck
Aug 14th, 2008
06:14:32 PM
I think I speak all of us
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 14th, 2008
06:17:25 PM
By the way
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 14th, 2008
06:18:42 PM
What I learned in this Talkback
by bottombrick
Aug 14th, 2008
06:22:06 PM
too true bottombrick
by Smithys.Bark
Aug 14th, 2008
06:38:01 PM
StarWarsRedux??
by Smithys.Bark
Aug 14th, 2008
06:42:44 PM
The Amazing G speaks the truth
by ScantyGeoduck
Aug 14th, 2008
07:08:23 PM
I think that "What I Have Learned in This Talkback"...
by FlickaPoo
Aug 14th, 2008
07:35:49 PM
What I Have Learned in This Talkback...
by FlickaPoo
Aug 14th, 2008
07:38:51 PM
What I have learned in this talkback...
by Smithys.Bark
Aug 14th, 2008
07:47:23 PM
Lenny Nero...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 14th, 2008
07:54:20 PM
I'd rather me, Harry, Mori, and Quint.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 14th, 2008
08:02:05 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD....
by FlickaPoo
Aug 14th, 2008
08:08:01 PM
FlickaPoo -- Yeah right. They would embargo the shit outta me.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 14th, 2008
08:11:56 PM
The very shit right out of you...no question.
by FlickaPoo
Aug 14th, 2008
08:14:05 PM
I would have called for a nation wide boycott of Indy IV....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 14th, 2008
08:15:45 PM
My friend claims he loves Scarlett..
by worldofwarcraft
Aug 14th, 2008
08:40:20 PM
worldof warcraft
by Smithys.Bark
Aug 14th, 2008
09:43:15 PM
The woman of your dreams is right here...
by worldofwarcraft
Aug 14th, 2008
10:04:20 PM
Skullfuck, I did read it, that's sorta my point.
by StarWarsRedux
Aug 14th, 2008
10:26:13 PM
StarWarsRedux
by Smithys.Bark
Aug 14th, 2008
10:40:32 PM
True, Dioxholster, making out ain't much
by worldofwarcraft
Aug 14th, 2008
11:49:35 PM
must resist...
by Smithys.Bark
Aug 14th, 2008
11:57:54 PM
Smithys
by StarWarsRedux
Aug 15th, 2008
12:04:53 AM
Screw you Harry I call dibs
by Raphman
Aug 15th, 2008
12:28:53 AM
StarWarsRedux
by Smithys.Bark
Aug 15th, 2008
01:09:45 AM
speaking of Star Wars redux
by half vader
Aug 15th, 2008
02:15:31 AM
no, I don't want a threesome with a slimey hag like her
by ironic_name
Aug 15th, 2008
02:51:41 AM
well, maybe I would hit it, but I wouldn't admit to it
by ironic_name
Aug 15th, 2008
02:52:18 AM
THIS SITE HAS JUMPED THE SHARK
by schnide
Aug 15th, 2008
05:11:02 AM
..
by schnide
Aug 15th, 2008
05:14:05 AM
Another classic creepy Harry line again
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Aug 15th, 2008
06:34:47 AM
fucking christ
by Zozma
Aug 17th, 2008
02:24:00 AM

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