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Giant Lie?? British Paper Reports Tarantino Is After Britney Spears For FASTER PUSSYCAT Remake!!
I am – Hercules!!
This sounds like complete complete utter bullshit to me, but the rumor has been swirling so furiously it has taken hold of mainstream media.
Some British newspapers cannot be trusted, and the British newspaper The Daily Telegraph is claiming that Quentin Tarantino is wooing Britney Spears to star as a deadly lesbian stripper in a remake of “Faster Pussycat Kill Kill.”
"Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted," says an unnamed source who apparently knows the minds of both Tarantino and Spears.
Read the Telegraph’s “scoop” here.
Will Tarantino bother to confirm or deny? Stay tuned.
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or not
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it seems to be important to some people
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I'm there!
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britney is helping produce quentin's first pop album. That makes more sense
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If Tarantino remakes Faster Pussycat as a full penetration porn movie, which he, Tarantino, has been threatening to direct for now. I don't call Britney Spears playing a murdering stripper of interest--maybe when she was clean cut and had a good reputation, that would have surprised everyone, but now, it's like so what. We've seen Britney do the stripper thing on stage and in videos, and kiss Madonna on stage thus the stripper lesbian thing and any surprise, is gone.
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That's like saying All American Newspapers can't be trusted. Bit of a generalisation, isn't it?
The Telegraph is a bit of right-wing news paper. Think Fox News in terms of reliability.
It's not a tabloid like The Sun, in terms of definite unreliability though. -
This doesn't suprise me.. This is no worse than putting Eli Douche in Inglorious Bastards...
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every woman in the movie must have huge boobs....uschi digard huge...kitten natividad huge....fucking huge
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but you know it would be far from erotic...probably more like 2 girls one cup
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I think it'd be more like "two feet, one sock".
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first of all,why is she even considerd for a movie,shes not an actress,shes not even a singer,shes an ugly,thick necked,beady eyed chain smokin fake cunt.shes fuckin talentless.
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Gee, that's a stretch. But--please, please--no Pam "Granny/Parasite" Anderson, Tara Reid or Denise Richards. For the love of God--NO! How about tarting-up Jessica Simpson? She needs the work.
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but on a serious note.... please god nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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and right up there with the surprise casting of Eli Roth. It doesn't matter a damn because everyone involved is washed up with nothing to say that they haven't already said.
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Roth actually getting cast in a big part of his film, and now this. Maybe he'll do some "resurrection" casting and get us Jimmie Walker as The Jew Hunter.
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SHES A FAKE CUNT,THE UGLY FUCKER DOESNT EVEN SING LIVE AT CONCERTS FOR FUCK SAKE.WAKE THE FUCK UP,SHES FUCKIN TALENTLESS,ALL SHE DOES IS WEAR GIANT SUNGLASSES AND SMOKE CIGARETES,SHES A FUKIN HASBEEN
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Britney Spears seems good enough. Now just cast Tera Patrick in the Tura Satana role and Eva Mendes in the Hadji role and they're set.
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Who's next on the list? High Pitch Eric?
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Trust no one.
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dear god...there are really worse people you should be taking...thank you
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the britney spears thing piss's these guys off and eli roth does not ???
Yeah way to have some credibility .
for the record I would love to see QT do something with spears, that would actually be interesting , and more in the spirit of the type films he himself would liked to have watched .
does anyone really want to watch a war film staring eli roth and one of the guys from the office ?
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her feet can't be THAT attractive
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who needs tv with entertainment like this
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ET, Access Holywood, Extra, TMZ, Perez Hilton etc.
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Warren Beatty (Bill) AND Mickey Rourke (Stuntman Mike). Even if it is actually true and he casts her odds are there will be creative differences, ya'll.
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There is nothing wrong with The Daily Telegraph in terms of reliability.
It is a respected broadsheet newspaper alongside The Times and The Financial Times.
It is politically conservative (not, as someone else says, comparable to the right-wing nutjob channel that is Fox News at *ALL* - hell, it's The Times that Rupert Murdoch owns) but that doesn't apply here because this is showbusiness news. -
She's a terrible actress with no redeeming values. No way.
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Then maybe.
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Quentin used Travolta when Travolta wasn't doing so well...
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She pretty much woulda been perfect for this thing; and the one reason most guys woulda plunked down ten bucks to see the movie. Plus she fits QTs fetish like a dickskin condom: long legs and great feet. Britney Waste of Space Spears? Are you fucking KIDDING me? If true, this confirms that Tarantino has lost what little remains of his mind.
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I'm GLAD the dude got traded. Don't know why exactly, but I just fucking HATE these athletes that call press conferences and blubber all through their prepared retirement speech...and then presto chango, suddenly decide they wanna come back! Hey--you RETIRED. You QUIT. And I never forgave Junior Seau for that little switcheroo of his, either. Make up your concusssion-addled mind, fellas, hah?...And Lordofhell, it's the Tura Santana role that BRITNEY supposedly is getting, and that Tera Patrick was SUPPOSED to get! Not to sound like too much of a fanboy here, but I'd drink a glass of Tera's bathwater any damn day of the week! Does anyone honestly even LIKE Brit anymore?
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Can't they fucking leave any movie alone? It is depressing that wankers in suits are stip-mining classic movies and remaking them, which almost invariably turn out to be a load of old pony. The Big-Tit-Fancier must be turning in his grave at the prospect...
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...this IS the British tabloid press we're talking about here, so it might turn out to be as big a load of old pony as the possibile outcome of remaking Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill! itself...
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..Manson girls gotta eat too
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..Ouisch is hot
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If you believe this then there's a bridge in Brooklyn i hear is about to hit the market and i can get you a steal on. Seriously the whole "She's delighted, she really thinks it'll revive her career" horseshit is the most cliched "We need a quote from a fake source" crap and you see it in every one of these shitty tabloid articles announcing some ridiculous stunt casting. Why would this website even print it?
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Don't know why they still keep spreading it. I've heard it before he started doing Grindhouse!
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Thats what insane about this b/c she's a vile talentless piece of trash and can't stand the fucked up young white trash. But still, given the choice of the two i'd take this totally stupid idea before the other announcement of that fucking hack!
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Seriously- do you have to publish everything Tarantino does?...THis just in Thai Newspaper claims Tarantino remaking Citizen Kane
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Russ Mayer came back from the dead long enough to put in his 2 cents:
Tarentino and Spears!?! They both have no sense of taste. They're not worthy to lick Kitten's... shoes.
Tarentino's response: Kitten's shoes? Where? WHERE!?!
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M-O-O-N spells "Tom Cullen has won the internets".
Congratulations, Sir, you have taken the field. -
Have you seen her funbags since she became a MILF? To quote the great Neo: "Whoa!"
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the telegraph is actually a good read. sandhu is the worst fucking film critic ever.
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Quentin Tarantino How about an original Film? Bar jackie Brown(which was based on the book by Elmore Leonard) When has QT made on Original movie? which is not based on someone else's work?
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She can stick her film up her ass!
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The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country
The Times is read by people who actually do run the country
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country
and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
As for the Sun (another oft quoted rag on this site) their readers don't care who runs the country, so long as she's got big tits. -
so which ones *can* be trusted?
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no he isn't. He is deeply shit, but that useless dog Jenny McCarthy that writes for the Sunday Telegraph is the worst Critic ever. Anything with a smidgeon of violence is a guaranteed 2*. And any Romcom pish, no matter how bad, is a guaranteed 3*
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That paper is God's gift to teenagers.
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and phone numbers. "Get your Tranny ChubbyChasing Horny Aunt to Discipline you over the phone! 99p a minute."
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which is the paper for people that think the Country is the same as it used to be in the 50's. Or something like that, I can't remember the exact line.
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British Newspapers = Sourceables
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cuz it could only ever be perceived as an homage
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from casting Eli Roth in the underwhelming Inglorious Bastards (or Basterds as Quentin spells it)
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They really dont make shows like that anymore. Dads army celebrated its 40th anniversary last week.
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They ought to do the sensible thing...which is mail this news to seven years ago, when people would've cared.
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Because I don't see the harm if that's the case. The twinbill could be "Machete."
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You sir have great timing.. I was watching The Stand last night...
As for Tera Patrick..I can see her in Tura Satana's role. I really don't want to see this remade though.
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Rosie - Anne Hathaway
Billie - Eva Mendes
Varla - Aki Maeda
There you Go Tarantino!! -
don't sensationalise. Their demographic are people with brains.
Unlike shit like The Sun, Mirror or Daily Mail.
Even if this rumour turns out to be false. Telegraph would have gotten this from a trusted source.
Trust it for now. Besides a lot of people will be trying to sort Britney out as Mel Gibson has been too. So it's not hard to imagine. -
Aug 07, 2008 11:55:39 AM CDT
I don't really trust any of our newspapers when it comes to film
by supertoyslast
Tabloids just make things up or put 2&2 together and get 5. It's also really irritating when they "report" film news from 3 months ago just to fill some space. Broadsheets are better, but they tend not to treat news about films and TV shows as "real news" so rarely check their facts properly and often make really basic mistakes. This kind of stuff is only reported in broadsheets in an effort to be popular. It's embarrassing how often broadsheets have tabloid-type stories and pictures on their front pages.
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If there was do talent in the first place its no wonder why she crashed and burned. This isn't like Mickey Rourke or John Travolta, real talent tarnished by bad decisions. So even if this were true Tarantino isn't doing anyone any favors. How about considering a real actress instead? You know, a professinoal. It's crap like this that convinces people that acting isn't a real profession.
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Britney is a great actor...check her out in this flick... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhXkmuOh7kE
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QT is moving into who-gives-a-shit territory.
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for anything. I would be surprised if the filming is "delayed" constantly and we get all these updates about how Britney arrived late on the set! Anyway, who cares. You know what Quentin Tarantino should do though? Make a movie about that failed pilot Jules mentions in Pulp Fiction.
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I lOVE YOUR WORK. I HAVE NOW LOST RESPECT NOW THAT YOU ARE REMAKING SOMETHING THAT IS A CAMP CLASSIC. WHY?WHY?WHY? CASTING THIS FAKE JUNKY ICON AS WELL.
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Aug 07, 2008 7:43:27 PM CDT
Who cares! All the leads for the original are fat as Hell now.
by monkey_king
With Britney, it would be like filming the movie backwards. Throw in Raven Simone's tubby ass and Jordan Sparks too. NO MORE REMAKES!!!!!!
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