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Giant Lie?? British Paper Reports Tarantino Is After Britney Spears For FASTER PUSSYCAT Remake!!

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This sounds like complete complete utter bullshit to me, but the rumor has been swirling so furiously it has taken hold of mainstream media. Some British newspapers cannot be trusted, and the British newspaper The Daily Telegraph is claiming that Quentin Tarantino is wooing Britney Spears to star as a deadly lesbian stripper in a remake of “Faster Pussycat Kill Kill.” "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted," says an unnamed source who apparently knows the minds of both Tarantino and Spears. Read the Telegraph’s “scoop” here. Will Tarantino bother to confirm or deny? Stay tuned.

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  • Aug. 6, 2008, 11:48 p.m. CST

    It could be true

    by Kneprock

    or not

  • Aug. 6, 2008, 11:49 p.m. CST

    Oh and First!

    by Kneprock

    it seems to be important to some people

  • Aug. 6, 2008, 11:49 p.m. CST

    brain overload....

    by irrelevntelefant

  • Aug. 6, 2008, 11:50 p.m. CST


    by irrelevntelefant

  • Aug. 6, 2008, 11:51 p.m. CST


    by Robnhud

    I'm there!

  • Aug. 6, 2008, 11:54 p.m. CST

    or perhaps

    by mikkoscassadine

    britney is helping produce quentin's first pop album. That makes more sense

  • Aug. 6, 2008, 11:55 p.m. CST

    The Only Way This Film Would Be interesting

    by Media Messiah

    If Tarantino remakes Faster Pussycat as a full penetration porn movie, which he, Tarantino, has been threatening to direct for now. I don't call Britney Spears playing a murdering stripper of interest--maybe when she was clean cut and had a good reputation, that would have surprised everyone, but now, it's like so what. We've seen Britney do the stripper thing on stage and in videos, and kiss Madonna on stage thus the stripper lesbian thing and any surprise, is gone.

  • Aug. 6, 2008, 11:57 p.m. CST

    Get the facts right.

    by V'Shael

    That's like saying All American Newspapers can't be trusted. Bit of a generalisation, isn't it? <p> The Telegraph is a bit of right-wing news paper. Think Fox News in terms of reliability. <p> It's not a tabloid like The Sun, in terms of definite unreliability though.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, midnight CST

    Well after the IB casting

    by Turd Furgeson

    This doesn't suprise me.. This is no worse than putting Eli Douche in Inglorious Bastards...

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:02 a.m. CST

    her boobs aint big enuf

    by bacci40

    every woman in the movie must have huge boobs....uschi digard huge...kitten natividad huge....fucking huge

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:03 a.m. CST

    i would love to see a tarantino porn flick

    by bacci40

    but you know it would be far from erotic...probably more like 2 girls one cup

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:06 a.m. CST

    M-O-O-N. That spells bacci40

    by Tom Cullen

    I think it'd be more like "two feet, one sock".

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:09 a.m. CST

    who the fuck is britney spears

    by scotsman75

    first of all,why is she even considerd for a movie,shes not an actress,shes not even a singer,shes an ugly,thick necked,beady eyed chain smokin fake cunt.shes fuckin talentless.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:09 a.m. CST

    Britney as a loud-mouthed, apathetic bimbo?

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Gee, that's a stretch. But--please, please--no Pam "Granny/Parasite" Anderson, Tara Reid or Denise Richards. For the love of God--NO! How about tarting-up Jessica Simpson? She needs the work.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:11 a.m. CST


    by BatPsycho

    but on a serious note.... please god nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:11 a.m. CST

    This is completely unexciting...

    by worldofwarcraft

    and right up there with the surprise casting of Eli Roth. It doesn't matter a damn because everyone involved is washed up with nothing to say that they haven't already said.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Wow, Tarantino is on a roll.

    by GOB

    Roth actually getting cast in a big part of his film, and now this. Maybe he'll do some "resurrection" casting and get us Jimmie Walker as The Jew Hunter.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:13 a.m. CST


    by scotsman75


  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:28 a.m. CST

    Too bad it's a bullshite rumor

    by thelordofhell

    Britney Spears seems good enough. Now just cast Tera Patrick in the Tura Satana role and Eva Mendes in the Hadji role and they're set.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:29 a.m. CST

    He cast Eli Roth?

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Who's next on the list? High Pitch Eric?

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:29 a.m. CST

    AICN can't be trusted either.

    by thebearovingian

    Trust no one.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:33 a.m. CST

    rip jack kamen

    by bacci40

    dear god...there are really worse people you should be taking...thank you

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:33 a.m. CST


    by ThePennys

    the britney spears thing piss's these guys off and eli roth does not ??? Yeah way to have some credibility . for the record I would love to see QT do something with spears, that would actually be interesting , and more in the spirit of the type films he himself would liked to have watched . does anyone really want to watch a war film staring eli roth and one of the guys from the office ?

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:53 a.m. CST

    naw it's gotta be bullshit

    by Datascream

    her feet can't be THAT attractive

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Tom Cullen is the reason im tossing the boob tube

    by bacci40

    who needs tv with entertainment like this

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 1:14 a.m. CST

    this was all over the news today

    by Orionsangels

    ET, Access Holywood, Extra, TMZ, Perez Hilton etc.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 1:19 a.m. CST

    You know, if it's true...just remember....

    by LHombreSiniestro

    Warren Beatty (Bill) AND Mickey Rourke (Stuntman Mike). Even if it is actually true and he casts her odds are there will be creative differences, ya'll.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 1:23 a.m. CST

    Um, generalize much?

    by oxfordruse

    There is nothing wrong with The Daily Telegraph in terms of reliability. It is a respected broadsheet newspaper alongside The Times and The Financial Times. It is politically conservative (not, as someone else says, comparable to the right-wing nutjob channel that is Fox News at *ALL* - hell, it's The Times that Rupert Murdoch owns) but that doesn't apply here because this is showbusiness news.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 1:36 a.m. CST

    Gotta be untrue

    by JoeSixPack

    She's a terrible actress with no redeeming values. No way.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 1:45 a.m. CST

    Only if we see dong actually going in

    by applescruff

    Then maybe.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 1:48 a.m. CST

    Let's not forget...

    by TenDeuChen

    Quentin used Travolta when Travolta wasn't doing so well...

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 1:55 a.m. CST


    by Zeke25:17

    She pretty much woulda been perfect for this thing; and the one reason most guys woulda plunked down ten bucks to see the movie. Plus she fits QTs fetish like a dickskin condom: long legs and great feet. Britney Waste of Space Spears? Are you fucking KIDDING me? If true, this confirms that Tarantino has lost what little remains of his mind.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 2:05 a.m. CST

    And wildly off topic, regarding Brett Favre:

    by Zeke25:17

    I'm GLAD the dude got traded. Don't know why exactly, but I just fucking HATE these athletes that call press conferences and blubber all through their prepared retirement speech...and then presto chango, suddenly decide they wanna come back! Hey--you RETIRED. You QUIT. And I never forgave Junior Seau for that little switcheroo of his, either. Make up your concusssion-addled mind, fellas, hah?...And Lordofhell, it's the Tura Santana role that BRITNEY supposedly is getting, and that Tera Patrick was SUPPOSED to get! Not to sound like too much of a fanboy here, but I'd drink a glass of Tera's bathwater any damn day of the week! Does anyone honestly even LIKE Brit anymore?

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 2:12 a.m. CST


    by Charlie & Tex

    Can't they fucking leave any movie alone? It is depressing that wankers in suits are stip-mining classic movies and remaking them, which almost invariably turn out to be a load of old pony. The Big-Tit-Fancier must be turning in his grave at the prospect...

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 2:13 a.m. CST


    by Charlie & Tex

    ...this IS the British tabloid press we're talking about here, so it might turn out to be as big a load of old pony as the possibile outcome of remaking Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill! itself...

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 2:40 a.m. CST

    Cast Linda Kasabian..

    by nolan bautista

    ..Manson girls gotta eat too

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 2:42 a.m. CST

    or Patricia Krenwinkle or Ouisch..

    by nolan bautista

    ..Ouisch is hot

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 2:44 a.m. CST

    The whole "she's delighted" quip gives it away

    by IndustryKiller!

    If you believe this then there's a bridge in Brooklyn i hear is about to hit the market and i can get you a steal on. Seriously the whole "She's delighted, she really thinks it'll revive her career" horseshit is the most cliched "We need a quote from a fake source" crap and you see it in every one of these shitty tabloid articles announcing some ridiculous stunt casting. Why would this website even print it?

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 2:44 a.m. CST

    This rumor is from 2006!

    by DerLanghaarige

    Don't know why they still keep spreading it. I've heard it before he started doing Grindhouse!

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 3 a.m. CST

    I'd take this over Roth any day of the week.

    by GQtaste

    Thats what insane about this b/c she's a vile talentless piece of trash and can't stand the fucked up young white trash. But still, given the choice of the two i'd take this totally stupid idea before the other announcement of that fucking hack!

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 3:11 a.m. CST

    If its fake- why even publish it? Stupid Idiots

    by Jugdish

    Seriously- do you have to publish everything Tarantino does?...THis just in Thai Newspaper claims Tarantino remaking Citizen Kane

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 4:07 a.m. CST

    This Just In....

    by ericinwisconsin

    Russ Mayer came back from the dead long enough to put in his 2 cents: <br/><br/> Tarentino and Spears!?! They both have no sense of taste. They're not worthy to lick Kitten's... shoes. <br/><br/> Tarentino's response: Kitten's shoes? Where? WHERE!?!

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 4:07 a.m. CST

    "two feet, one sock".

    by DocPazuzu

    M-O-O-N spells "Tom Cullen has won the internets". <p> Congratulations, Sir, you have taken the field.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 4:29 a.m. CST

    Xtina would be better

    by Project424

    Have you seen her funbags since she became a MILF? To quote the great Neo: "Whoa!"

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 4:31 a.m. CST

    Sukhdev Sandhu is the film critic for the telegraph

    by Mr_X

    the telegraph is actually a good read. sandhu is the worst fucking film critic ever.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 4:36 a.m. CST


    by emeraldboy

    Quentin Tarantino How about an original Film? Bar jackie Brown(which was based on the book by Elmore Leonard) When has QT made on Original movie? which is not based on someone else's work?

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 4:39 a.m. CST

    a young british fan to britney spears..

    by emeraldboy

    She can stick her film up her ass!

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 4:42 a.m. CST

    A Guide to UK newspapers (for future reference)

    by V'Shael

    The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country<br> The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country<br> The Times is read by people who actually do run the country<br> The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country<br> The Financial Times is read by people who own the country<br> The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country<br> and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is. <br> As for the Sun (another oft quoted rag on this site) their readers don't care who runs the country, so long as she's got big tits.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 4:43 a.m. CST

    "Some British newspapers cannot be trusted"?

    by newc0253

    so which ones *can* be trusted?

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 5:12 a.m. CST

    not sexy, no tits, cant act, only mimes, bullshit

    by pipergates

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 5:25 a.m. CST


    by Lost Jarv

    no he isn't. He is deeply shit, but that useless dog Jenny McCarthy that writes for the Sunday Telegraph is the worst Critic ever. Anything with a smidgeon of violence is a guaranteed 2*. And any Romcom pish, no matter how bad, is a guaranteed 3*

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 5:27 a.m. CST


    by J-Dizzle

    That paper is God's gift to teenagers.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 5:51 a.m. CST

    No one reads the Daily Sport. It's all pictures.

    by V'Shael

    and phone numbers. "Get your Tranny ChubbyChasing Horny Aunt to Discipline you over the phone! 99p a minute."

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 5:58 a.m. CST

    You missed The Express

    by Lost Jarv

    which is the paper for people that think the Country is the same as it used to be in the 50's. Or something like that, I can't remember the exact line.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 6:30 a.m. CST

    HAHAHAHA and it didn't come the Sun either HAHAHA

    by Dolmes

    British Newspapers = Sourceables

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 7:22 a.m. CST

    The ONE remake I could deal with

    by Hikaru Ichijo

    cuz it could only ever be perceived as an homage

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    would be a step up

    by filmcoyote

    from casting Eli Roth in the underwhelming Inglorious Bastards (or Basterds as Quentin spells it)

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 8:20 a.m. CST

    God bless yes minister...

    by emeraldboy

    They really dont make shows like that anymore. Dads army celebrated its 40th anniversary last week.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    Britney as a lesbian stripper?

    by Darkman

    They ought to do the sensible thing...which is mail this news to seven years ago, when people would've cared.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 9:39 a.m. CST

    So would this be "Grindhouse II"?

    by MCVamp

    Because I don't see the harm if that's the case. The twinbill could be "Machete."

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Tom Cullen made my day

    by mr dark

    You sir have great timing.. I was watching The Stand last night... As for Tera Patrick..I can see her in Tura Satana's role. I really don't want to see this remade though.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST

    My Picks for the 3 Girls:

    by Maegnarval

    Rosie - Anne Hathaway Billie - Eva Mendes Varla - Aki Maeda There you Go Tarantino!!

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 11:40 a.m. CST

    The Telegraph is one of the good papers that

    by Damien Chowder

    don't sensationalise. Their demographic are people with brains. Unlike shit like The Sun, Mirror or Daily Mail. Even if this rumour turns out to be false. Telegraph would have gotten this from a trusted source. <br> Trust it for now. Besides a lot of people will be trying to sort Britney out as Mel Gibson has been too. So it's not hard to imagine.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 11:55 a.m. CST

    I don't really trust any of our newspapers when it comes to film

    by supertoyslast

    Tabloids just make things up or put 2&2 together and get 5. It's also really irritating when they "report" film news from 3 months ago just to fill some space. Broadsheets are better, but they tend not to treat news about films and TV shows as "real news" so rarely check their facts properly and often make really basic mistakes. <p>This kind of stuff is only reported in broadsheets in an effort to be popular. It's embarrassing how often broadsheets have tabloid-type stories and pictures on their front pages.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 11:59 a.m. CST


    by Smeg Shmalad

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Some careers don't reserve to be revived

    by drewlicious

    If there was do talent in the first place its no wonder why she crashed and burned. This isn't like Mickey Rourke or John Travolta, real talent tarnished by bad decisions. So even if this were true Tarantino isn't doing anyone any favors. How about considering a real actress instead? You know, a professinoal. It's crap like this that convinces people that acting isn't a real profession.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Oh Please God Let This Be True!!!

    by LeftFoot

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 3:45 p.m. CST

    What are you guys talking about...

    by SunTzu77

    Britney is a great actor...check her out in this flick...

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 4:20 p.m. CST

    not worth a subject line

    by kabong

    QT is moving into who-gives-a-shit territory.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Of course she's delighted. Nobody else will hire her

    by Cotton McKnight

    for anything. I would be surprised if the filming is "delayed" constantly and we get all these updates about how Britney arrived late on the set! Anyway, who cares. <p>You know what Quentin Tarantino should do though? Make a movie about that failed pilot Jules mentions in Pulp Fiction.

  • Aug. 7, 2008, 5:18 p.m. CST

    FU Tarantino! You have hit rock bottom.

    by Roketopunch


  • Aug. 7, 2008, 7:43 p.m. CST

    Who cares! All the leads for the original are fat as Hell now.

    by Monkey_King

    With Britney, it would be like filming the movie backwards. Throw in Raven Simone's tubby ass and Jordan Sparks too. NO MORE REMAKES!!!!!!

  • Aug. 25, 2008, 7:43 p.m. CST

    holee shit.

    by samsquanch