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Published on Wednesday, August 6, 2008 - 1:39pm |
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From Jessica Harper to... Natalie Portman?!? Maybe?
Hey. Quint here again... I heard from natalieportman.com's lead guy who says that her reps deny the Bloody-Disgusting report "100%," but Miska's standing by his sources. So, we'll see. Here's the original report:
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I think Jessica Harper was a hottie-potatie and I also happen to think that Natalie Portman falls into the same hottie-potatie category.
In the age of remakes it takes something very special to actually get me excited to see a classic redone. When they first started talking about remaking SUSPIRIA, I thought "Oh, great. That's what we need, a crappy studio remake of Dario Argento's amazingly atmospheric classic." But then they hired a fascinating director in David Gordon Green and now, according to Bloody-Disgusting, they've cast Natalie Portman in the lead.
How about that? See what casting and an interesting director can do to change you perception of a remake? I'm not even the world's biggest fan of SUSPIRIA... don't get me wrong, I love how it looks and sounds (the Goblin score is one of the great horror soundtracks of all time), but it was never my favorite Argento flick. And even I'm starting to get buzzed about this one. What about you?
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Reader Talkback
DOOM should always be first by VictorVonDoom | Aug 6th, 2008 01:40:55 PM | To be fair, didnt many perk up by Jonah Echo | Aug 6th, 2008 01:41:20 PM | Crapptastic? by The Dum Guy | Aug 6th, 2008 01:42:26 PM | perfect recasting. by dingus khan | Aug 6th, 2008 01:51:11 PM | grueman by Datascream | Aug 6th, 2008 01:55:57 PM | Disaster Movie will be great!
You've convinced me! by IAmMrMonkey! | Aug 6th, 2008 02:14:23 PM | Ugh. by chaplinatemyshoe | Aug 6th, 2008 02:14:28 PM | Didn't they make a movie about
you, VictorVonDoom? by IAmMrMonkey! | Aug 6th, 2008 02:15:37 PM | David Gordon Green by BrightEyes | Aug 6th, 2008 02:16:42 PM | Suspiria is not Untouchable by frongbak | Aug 6th, 2008 02:19:26 PM | NOOOOOOOOOOO. This remake
will blow. by fassbinder79 | Aug 6th, 2008 02:20:10 PM | Will she be naked? by sean bean | Aug 6th, 2008 02:25:22 PM | Cinematographer by Coma Baby | Aug 6th, 2008 02:30:17 PM | How about Phenomena? by Fawst | Aug 6th, 2008 02:31:50 PM | portman was naked in
Darjeeling. no need to see her
now by BMacSmith | Aug 6th, 2008 02:33:18 PM | Isn't the right choice
obvious? by chaplinatemyshoe | Aug 6th, 2008 02:36:19 PM | It's the concept, not the
talent by Larry Sellers | Aug 6th, 2008 02:45:53 PM | Hmm. How do you pronounce
"potatie"? by heyscot | Aug 6th, 2008 03:07:53 PM | blah.. by OBSD | Aug 6th, 2008 03:09:05 PM | really bad actress by Cotton McKnight | Aug 6th, 2008 03:14:59 PM | Sorry by OBSD | Aug 6th, 2008 03:16:57 PM | Speaking of Keanu by Cotton McKnight | Aug 6th, 2008 03:20:38 PM | Get Ellen Page! by cookylamoo | Aug 6th, 2008 03:25:07 PM | Why are they making this? by Subtlety | Aug 6th, 2008 03:33:59 PM | a girl named jessica Harper by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet | Aug 6th, 2008 03:34:15 PM | hmm by macgruder | Aug 6th, 2008 03:39:57 PM | I mean... by Subtlety | Aug 6th, 2008 03:41:27 PM | The trailer for Suspiria
scared me by Bentley_Bear | Aug 6th, 2008 03:41:53 PM | Swapping out SJP for Portman =
improvement by Mullah Omar | Aug 6th, 2008 03:42:05 PM | Yugggggh by PotSmokinAlien | Aug 6th, 2008 03:42:38 PM | do not want do not care by blonde redhead | Aug 6th, 2008 03:47:07 PM | please remake Mother of Tear by Gorgomel | Aug 6th, 2008 03:57:23 PM | One of my favorite horror
movies by Dapper Swindler | Aug 6th, 2008 03:58:30 PM | AWESOME! by LHombreSiniestro | Aug 6th, 2008 04:03:45 PM | Craptastic Baby-Boomer-ness by kungfugazi | Aug 6th, 2008 04:26:18 PM | Dazza from NP.com is a fucking
asshole! by Orionsangels | Aug 6th, 2008 05:49:46 PM | You can't be serious... by solongyoubastard | Aug 6th, 2008 05:52:59 PM | First off. by hank quinlan | Aug 6th, 2008 06:11:17 PM | Get Naked Already by topaz4206 | Aug 6th, 2008 08:14:32 PM | Oh My God, it's so like. You
know.... by Captain Hooks Girl | Aug 6th, 2008 09:46:42 PM | boner by JackieGleasonUFO | Aug 6th, 2008 09:48:29 PM | Ellen Page by enderandrew | Aug 6th, 2008 09:56:17 PM | Actually, in my Ellen Page
INSERTS! by cookylamoo | Aug 6th, 2008 10:14:57 PM | Seth Rogan!! by cookylamoo | Aug 6th, 2008 10:15:25 PM | I welcome the idea by kafka07 | Aug 6th, 2008 10:31:33 PM | god, Jessica Harper is
gorgeous and talented by beamish13 | Aug 6th, 2008 11:09:03 PM | The sexiest Portman by dirtsandwich | Aug 7th, 2008 01:56:46 AM | I'd buy a ticket... by Audrey Heartburn | Aug 7th, 2008 02:34:05 AM | I want a great movie about
witches by TheManBehindTheMask | Aug 7th, 2008 03:12:17 AM | Tough call by Shoegeezer | Aug 7th, 2008 04:51:04 AM | FRANCES O'CONNOR, Dammit! by PoppaRotzi | Aug 7th, 2008 06:43:48 AM | Anyone that says
"hottie-potatie" by Engelhast | Aug 7th, 2008 07:27:42 AM | "Mother of Tears" by cookylamoo | Aug 7th, 2008 08:09:53 AM | Damn, I need to see
"Suspiria"... by Anna Valerious | Aug 7th, 2008 09:19:19 AM | When you write about Ms.
Portman by Abominable Snowcone | Aug 7th, 2008 10:59:01 AM | I thought this was about a
Phantom Of The Paradise by skimn | Aug 7th, 2008 01:15:56 PM | Jessica Harper by skimn | Aug 7th, 2008 01:29:14 PM | Natalie Portman is an awful
actor. by FleshMachine | Aug 7th, 2008 03:18:30 PM | Actually Skimn... by Anna Valerious | Aug 8th, 2008 07:36:31 AM |
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