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From Jessica Harper to... Natalie Portman?!? Maybe?

Hey. Quint here again... I heard from natalieportman.com's lead guy who says that her reps deny the Bloody-Disgusting report "100%," but Miska's standing by his sources. So, we'll see. Here's the original report:

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I think Jessica Harper was a hottie-potatie and I also happen to think that Natalie Portman falls into the same hottie-potatie category.

In the age of remakes it takes something very special to actually get me excited to see a classic redone. When they first started talking about remaking SUSPIRIA, I thought "Oh, great. That's what we need, a crappy studio remake of Dario Argento's amazingly atmospheric classic." But then they hired a fascinating director in David Gordon Green and now, according to Bloody-Disgusting, they've cast Natalie Portman in the lead.

How about that? See what casting and an interesting director can do to change you perception of a remake? I'm not even the world's biggest fan of SUSPIRIA... don't get me wrong, I love how it looks and sounds (the Goblin score is one of the great horror soundtracks of all time), but it was never my favorite Argento flick. And even I'm starting to get buzzed about this one. What about you?


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DOOM should always be first
by VictorVonDoom
Aug 6th, 2008
01:40:55 PM
To be fair, didnt many perk up
by Jonah Echo
Aug 6th, 2008
01:41:20 PM
Crapptastic?
by The Dum Guy
Aug 6th, 2008
01:42:26 PM
perfect recasting.
by dingus khan
Aug 6th, 2008
01:51:11 PM
grueman
by Datascream
Aug 6th, 2008
01:55:57 PM
Disaster Movie will be great! You've convinced me!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Aug 6th, 2008
02:14:23 PM
Ugh.
by chaplinatemyshoe
Aug 6th, 2008
02:14:28 PM
Didn't they make a movie about you, VictorVonDoom?
by IAmMrMonkey!
Aug 6th, 2008
02:15:37 PM
David Gordon Green
by BrightEyes
Aug 6th, 2008
02:16:42 PM
Suspiria is not Untouchable
by frongbak
Aug 6th, 2008
02:19:26 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO. This remake will blow.
by fassbinder79
Aug 6th, 2008
02:20:10 PM
Will she be naked?
by sean bean
Aug 6th, 2008
02:25:22 PM
Cinematographer
by Coma Baby
Aug 6th, 2008
02:30:17 PM
How about Phenomena?
by Fawst
Aug 6th, 2008
02:31:50 PM
portman was naked in Darjeeling. no need to see her now
by BMacSmith
Aug 6th, 2008
02:33:18 PM
Isn't the right choice obvious?
by chaplinatemyshoe
Aug 6th, 2008
02:36:19 PM
It's the concept, not the talent
by Larry Sellers
Aug 6th, 2008
02:45:53 PM
Hmm. How do you pronounce "potatie"?
by heyscot
Aug 6th, 2008
03:07:53 PM
blah..
by OBSD
Aug 6th, 2008
03:09:05 PM
really bad actress
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 6th, 2008
03:14:59 PM
Sorry
by OBSD
Aug 6th, 2008
03:16:57 PM
Speaking of Keanu
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 6th, 2008
03:20:38 PM
Get Ellen Page!
by cookylamoo
Aug 6th, 2008
03:25:07 PM
Why are they making this?
by Subtlety
Aug 6th, 2008
03:33:59 PM
a girl named jessica Harper
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Aug 6th, 2008
03:34:15 PM
hmm
by macgruder
Aug 6th, 2008
03:39:57 PM
I mean...
by Subtlety
Aug 6th, 2008
03:41:27 PM
The trailer for Suspiria scared me
by Bentley_Bear
Aug 6th, 2008
03:41:53 PM
Swapping out SJP for Portman = improvement
by Mullah Omar
Aug 6th, 2008
03:42:05 PM
Yugggggh
by PotSmokinAlien
Aug 6th, 2008
03:42:38 PM
do not want do not care
by blonde redhead
Aug 6th, 2008
03:47:07 PM
please remake Mother of Tear
by Gorgomel
Aug 6th, 2008
03:57:23 PM
One of my favorite horror movies
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 6th, 2008
03:58:30 PM
AWESOME!
by LHombreSiniestro
Aug 6th, 2008
04:03:45 PM
Craptastic Baby-Boomer-ness
by kungfugazi
Aug 6th, 2008
04:26:18 PM
Dazza from NP.com is a fucking asshole!
by Orionsangels
Aug 6th, 2008
05:49:46 PM
You can't be serious...
by solongyoubastard
Aug 6th, 2008
05:52:59 PM
First off.
by hank quinlan
Aug 6th, 2008
06:11:17 PM
Get Naked Already
by topaz4206
Aug 6th, 2008
08:14:32 PM
Oh My God, it's so like. You know....
by Captain Hooks Girl
Aug 6th, 2008
09:46:42 PM
boner
by JackieGleasonUFO
Aug 6th, 2008
09:48:29 PM
Ellen Page
by enderandrew
Aug 6th, 2008
09:56:17 PM
Actually, in my Ellen Page INSERTS!
by cookylamoo
Aug 6th, 2008
10:14:57 PM
Seth Rogan!!
by cookylamoo
Aug 6th, 2008
10:15:25 PM
I welcome the idea
by kafka07
Aug 6th, 2008
10:31:33 PM
god, Jessica Harper is gorgeous and talented
by beamish13
Aug 6th, 2008
11:09:03 PM
The sexiest Portman
by dirtsandwich
Aug 7th, 2008
01:56:46 AM
I'd buy a ticket...
by Audrey Heartburn
Aug 7th, 2008
02:34:05 AM
I want a great movie about witches
by TheManBehindTheMask
Aug 7th, 2008
03:12:17 AM
Tough call
by Shoegeezer
Aug 7th, 2008
04:51:04 AM
FRANCES O'CONNOR, Dammit!
by PoppaRotzi
Aug 7th, 2008
06:43:48 AM
Anyone that says "hottie-potatie"
by Engelhast
Aug 7th, 2008
07:27:42 AM
"Mother of Tears"
by cookylamoo
Aug 7th, 2008
08:09:53 AM
Damn, I need to see "Suspiria"...
by Anna Valerious
Aug 7th, 2008
09:19:19 AM
When you write about Ms. Portman
by Abominable Snowcone
Aug 7th, 2008
10:59:01 AM
I thought this was about a Phantom Of The Paradise
by skimn
Aug 7th, 2008
01:15:56 PM
Jessica Harper
by skimn
Aug 7th, 2008
01:29:14 PM
Natalie Portman is an awful actor.
by FleshMachine
Aug 7th, 2008
03:18:30 PM
Actually Skimn...
by Anna Valerious
Aug 8th, 2008
07:36:31 AM

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