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Grocer looks at THE AMPHIBIAN (aka possible remake of CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON)

Well, you all know how I feel about the Creature... He's one of my most favoritest monsters in the whole widest world, and I just want to see it done right, or not at all. (Of course this begs the interesting question of 'What is RIGHT, Harry?' Good question. On second thought... let the creature stay in black and white and in 3-D!

Grocer here with some "Black Lagoon" tidbits you may find interesting. I'm a (DELETED EMPLOYMENT RECORD) who read a cool monster/action script a couple of years ago called "AMPHIBIAN", written by Donald Lamoreaux. What's interesting about the script, aside from the fact that it's pretty kick-ass, is that it was one of the projects being considered by Universal as a possible remake of "Creature From the Black Lagoon."

Stan Winston was attached as director for a time and according to some who read both this script and the John Carpenter script, AMPHIBIAN was thought by some to be the better project. That's no slight to Carpenter, (he's one of my faves), but Amphibian reads like a modern-day re-thinking of CFTBL - a balls-to-the-wall PREDATOR-like scarefest set in the Amazon.

Anyway, nobody seemed to be able to make a clear-cut decision on Creature From the Black Lagoon and the project was put on the back burner when Universal was sold to the soda-pop people.

But now with the big-time success of THE MUMMY, Universal seems more than anxious to dig up all their classic monster titles and give them the cheeseball/campy PG-13 treatment. If the studio hasn't made any concrete decisions regarding CFTBL, it may behoove them to give AMPHIBIAN another look. That's just my opinion, but I have a feeling there are many others that would rather not see Creature From the Black Lagoon turn into another goofy Stephen Sommers crapfest.

Sincerely,

Grocer.

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Amen
by ?GR
Jun 13th, 1999
12:16:57 AM
Who are all those morons voting for the Stephen Sommers remake i
by paragonian
Jun 13th, 1999
12:21:19 AM
Universal ownership
by tgdbar
Jun 13th, 1999
02:29:01 AM
I'M one of the "morons" who voted for Sommers
by j. doe
Jun 13th, 1999
03:43:05 AM
I thought that was a poll about Suzanne Sommers
by spike lee
Jun 13th, 1999
07:39:52 AM
Sommers sucks.....
by KULA
Jun 13th, 1999
08:40:28 AM
j. doe - kevin j anderson???
by Moleman
Jun 13th, 1999
08:44:18 AM
Put it this way...
by Bob the Tomato
Jun 13th, 1999
09:19:55 AM
CFTBL DESERVES Sommers; live with it, Harry.
by Ilvenshang
Jun 13th, 1999
10:53:47 AM
PLease God tell me this is a bad dream like Win98
by Phr33k0uT
Jun 13th, 1999
12:13:37 PM
Amphibian
by Rollo
Jun 13th, 1999
01:03:22 PM
carpenter still sucks, kiddies
by j. doe
Jun 13th, 1999
07:10:18 PM
j. doe: the future looks pretty black
by Rodzilla
Jun 13th, 1999
08:53:52 PM
Okay, Dr. X. I think we've verbally kicked the shit out of poor
by Rodzilla
Jun 13th, 1999
09:19:51 PM
Film School?!!! HA!
by Big Old Banh
Jun 13th, 1999
09:36:07 PM
Carpenter of old
by Crapshooter
Jun 13th, 1999
10:24:09 PM
John Carpenter sorta sucks ass.
by Emery
Jun 13th, 1999
10:59:01 PM
I love that...
by Josh Acid
Jun 13th, 1999
11:33:26 PM
P.P.S.
by Josh Acid
Jun 13th, 1999
11:37:05 PM
The Mummy wasn't really a remake.
by gary2012
Jun 14th, 1999
12:37:43 AM
One step back, everyone
by Prof. Plum
Jun 14th, 1999
12:33:32 PM
Good Remakes
by Anton_Sirius
Jun 14th, 1999
12:33:47 PM
Mummy not a remake?
by Gothmog
Jun 14th, 1999
02:16:27 PM
Film School
by Sakla
Jun 14th, 1999
02:29:28 PM
Film schools are for schmucks with too much money, use your mone
by paragonian
Jun 14th, 1999
02:54:50 PM
Paragonian is right, and I'll admit it
by Rodzilla
Jun 14th, 1999
03:04:29 PM
My, hasn't Carpenter been thrashed in this talkback...
by marvelluis
Jun 14th, 1999
03:04:37 PM
i kind of agree with paragonian. but....
by j. doe
Jun 14th, 1999
03:21:26 PM
CREATURE REMAKE :WHY NOT 3-D!!!
by Reel Angry
Jun 14th, 1999
03:27:40 PM
to my adoring fans....
by j. doe
Jun 14th, 1999
03:34:17 PM
Paragonian is right, and I'll admit it!!!
by Rodzilla
Jun 14th, 1999
03:38:46 PM
Peoples'Poet: Remake - Fucking get over it!
by Phr33k0uT
Jun 14th, 1999
03:44:51 PM
Who goes there?
by Emery
Jun 14th, 1999
08:36:29 PM
Emery:
by Josh Acid
Jun 14th, 1999
09:20:28 PM
Hey Phr33kouT, kiss my headfilled ass!
by gary2012
Jun 14th, 1999
09:21:21 PM
i got no problem with that at all, motherfucker
by j. doe
Jun 15th, 1999
03:49:17 AM
Mummy is still a remake
by Gothmog
Jun 15th, 1999
05:57:00 AM
Peoples'Poet: You're a funny little man. Have a cookie.
by Phr33k0uT
Jun 16th, 1999
10:02:02 AM
But Anaconda had Jon Voight being quaffed by a snake!
by Wolfpack
Aug 2nd, 2006
08:35:35 AM
And Jennifer Lopez's ass
by Orcus
Aug 3rd, 2006
01:17:38 PM

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