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Published on Saturday, June 12, 1999 - 10:00pm |
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Grocer looks at THE AMPHIBIAN (aka possible remake of CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON)
Well, you all know how I feel about the Creature... He's one of my most favoritest monsters in the whole widest world, and I just want to see it done right, or not at all. (Of course this begs the interesting question of 'What is RIGHT, Harry?' Good question. On second thought... let the creature stay in black and white and in 3-D!
Grocer here with some "Black Lagoon" tidbits you may find interesting. I'm
a (DELETED EMPLOYMENT RECORD) who read a cool monster/action script a couple of years ago
called "AMPHIBIAN", written by Donald Lamoreaux. What's interesting about
the script, aside from the fact that it's pretty kick-ass, is that it was
one of the projects being considered by Universal as a possible remake of
"Creature From the Black Lagoon."
Stan Winston was attached as director for a time and according to some who
read both this script and the John Carpenter script, AMPHIBIAN was thought
by some to be the better project. That's no slight to Carpenter, (he's one
of my faves), but Amphibian reads like a modern-day re-thinking of CFTBL - a
balls-to-the-wall PREDATOR-like scarefest set in the Amazon.
Anyway, nobody seemed to be able to make a clear-cut decision on Creature
From the Black Lagoon and the project was put on the back burner when
Universal was sold to the soda-pop people.
But now with the big-time success of THE MUMMY, Universal seems more than
anxious to dig up all their classic monster titles and give them the
cheeseball/campy PG-13 treatment. If the studio hasn't made any concrete
decisions regarding CFTBL, it may behoove them to give AMPHIBIAN another
look. That's just my opinion, but I have a feeling there are many others
that would rather not see Creature From the Black Lagoon turn into another
goofy Stephen Sommers crapfest.
Sincerely,
Grocer.
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Reader Talkback
Amen by ?GR | Jun 13th, 1999 12:16:57 AM | Who are all those morons
voting for the Stephen Sommers
remake i by paragonian | Jun 13th, 1999 12:21:19 AM | Universal ownership by tgdbar | Jun 13th, 1999 02:29:01 AM | I'M one of the "morons" who
voted for Sommers by j. doe | Jun 13th, 1999 03:43:05 AM | I thought that was a poll
about Suzanne Sommers by spike lee | Jun 13th, 1999 07:39:52 AM | Sommers sucks..... by KULA | Jun 13th, 1999 08:40:28 AM | j. doe - kevin j anderson??? by Moleman | Jun 13th, 1999 08:44:18 AM | Put it this way... by Bob the Tomato | Jun 13th, 1999 09:19:55 AM | CFTBL DESERVES Sommers; live
with it, Harry. by Ilvenshang | Jun 13th, 1999 10:53:47 AM | PLease God tell me this is a
bad dream like Win98 by Phr33k0uT | Jun 13th, 1999 12:13:37 PM | Amphibian by Rollo | Jun 13th, 1999 01:03:22 PM | carpenter still sucks, kiddies by j. doe | Jun 13th, 1999 07:10:18 PM | j. doe: the future looks
pretty black by Rodzilla | Jun 13th, 1999 08:53:52 PM | Okay, Dr. X. I think we've
verbally kicked the shit out
of poor by Rodzilla | Jun 13th, 1999 09:19:51 PM | Film School?!!! HA! by Big Old Banh | Jun 13th, 1999 09:36:07 PM | Carpenter of old by Crapshooter | Jun 13th, 1999 10:24:09 PM | John Carpenter sorta sucks
ass. by Emery | Jun 13th, 1999 10:59:01 PM | I love that... by Josh Acid | Jun 13th, 1999 11:33:26 PM | P.P.S. by Josh Acid | Jun 13th, 1999 11:37:05 PM | The Mummy wasn't really a
remake. by gary2012 | Jun 14th, 1999 12:37:43 AM | One step back, everyone by Prof. Plum | Jun 14th, 1999 12:33:32 PM | Good Remakes by Anton_Sirius | Jun 14th, 1999 12:33:47 PM | Mummy not a remake? by Gothmog | Jun 14th, 1999 02:16:27 PM | Film School by Sakla | Jun 14th, 1999 02:29:28 PM | Film schools are for schmucks
with too much money, use your
mone by paragonian | Jun 14th, 1999 02:54:50 PM | Paragonian is right, and I'll
admit it by Rodzilla | Jun 14th, 1999 03:04:29 PM | My, hasn't Carpenter been
thrashed in this talkback... by marvelluis | Jun 14th, 1999 03:04:37 PM | i kind of agree with
paragonian. but.... by j. doe | Jun 14th, 1999 03:21:26 PM | CREATURE REMAKE :WHY NOT
3-D!!! by Reel Angry | Jun 14th, 1999 03:27:40 PM | to my adoring fans.... by j. doe | Jun 14th, 1999 03:34:17 PM | Paragonian is right, and I'll
admit it!!! by Rodzilla | Jun 14th, 1999 03:38:46 PM | Peoples'Poet: Remake - Fucking
get over it! by Phr33k0uT | Jun 14th, 1999 03:44:51 PM | Who goes there? by Emery | Jun 14th, 1999 08:36:29 PM | Emery: by Josh Acid | Jun 14th, 1999 09:20:28 PM | Hey Phr33kouT, kiss my
headfilled ass! by gary2012 | Jun 14th, 1999 09:21:21 PM | i got no problem with that at
all, motherfucker by j. doe | Jun 15th, 1999 03:49:17 AM | Mummy is still a remake by Gothmog | Jun 15th, 1999 05:57:00 AM | Peoples'Poet: You're a funny
little man. Have a cookie. by Phr33k0uT | Jun 16th, 1999 10:02:02 AM | But Anaconda had Jon Voight
being quaffed by a snake! by Wolfpack | Aug 2nd, 2006 08:35:35 AM | And Jennifer Lopez's ass by Orcus | Aug 3rd, 2006 01:17:38 PM |
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