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Not-Keanu From BILL & TED To Script Howard Stern’s Remake Of ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HIGH SCHOOL!!
I am – Hercules!!
Alex Winter, who played the “other” title character in “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure,” is scripting the Howard Stern-produced remake of the 1979 Alan Arkush comedy “Rock ‘N’ Roll High School.”
Winter’s writing credits include the little-seen features “Freaked” (1993) and “Fever” (1999).
Stern has long been developing “High School,” about kids tormenting a high-school principal who hates rock music, as well as a remake of “Porky’s.”
Read all of Variety’s story on the matter here.
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I demand everybody to Netflix it if you haven't seen it. Smoke a bowl and witness the greatness of Randy Quaid. Holy shit this is gonna rock.
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It was fun, Howard. Thanks for the laughs.
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Jul 30, 2008 10:41:25 PM CDT
All of a sudden, Howard has his films going forward . . .
by skidmarkedundies
Could the merger be the reason for progress?
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Go find that shit on DVD
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Something strange is afoot at the Circle K....
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...and without the Ramones, there's no point in remaking this, and watching Howard Stern do a Joey Ramone impression is of no interest to anyone who can watch Joey in the original. The Ramones were offered the opportunity to do a sequel, but Johnny nixed the idea and said one was enough, and found the whole thing tedious enough the first time. Joey Ramone's brother has written a biography of Joey titled "I slept with Joey Ramone" and there was some buzz that Howard should play Joey, but I hate that idea. He can't act. Just because he has long hair, a big schnozz, and looks kinda like him, doesn't mean he should play him in his biopic. I'd rather see a real actor play the part, and there are some no-namers that bear a resemblance...their names escape me right now.
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You are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease
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Now that is a movie worth a remake!
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Glad Alex is back. The Idiot Box was THE best show on MTV. Ever.
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San Dimas High School Football Rules!
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I don't think he's EVER said that he wants to be in this as an actor. I know he's smarter than that!
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And let's not forget his academy snubbed performance as Marko in Lost Boys.
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I don't know, I just work here.
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Then fall, originality...
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craziest movie I've ever seen.
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rather watch fartman, which with the new rage of superheroes...might well work
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Jul 30, 2008 11:04:25 PM CDT
If Nolan can bring back Anthony Michael Hall and Eric Roberts
by cannabis holocaust
he can sure as hell bring back Alex Winter. :P
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You've got to be kidding, right?
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...that's BaBa Booey!
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STATION!
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with curly hair?????/
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Hasn't been funny since Alison kicked him to the curb, Jackie and Billy left, and Hank the Dwarf was alive. Some creative force...remaking 20-30 yr old teen movies.
Howard is kinda Like the George Lucas of Radio..once great; now nothing but a worn out caricature, obsessed with the most simplistic humor and who has failed to realize his best days are loooooong past. No new ideas, not relevant, not funny.
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I believe it!!!
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In a day and age of the shaved pubes, one can NOT do that classic line that is the heart and soul of Porky's and thus the film cant be remade. Look in your heart - you know this to be true.
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It makes no sense that Howard hasn't already produced these films...and any sequels by now? And there is no legitimate reason why his Doomsday project went nowhere, the same with Howard Stern: The High School Years (Now titled...Everybody Hates Chris), and lastly, the new Porky's. It seems to me that Howard is just in the business of accepting money from first look development deals...with absolutely no intention of ever really producing any of these tv shows of movies whatsoever!!!The only thing that you can call this kind of business model is fraud!!!!
Development deals are just another Hollywood Pyramid scheme designed to defraud studio investors...while rewarding friends of certain studio executes with millions of dollars in compensation in addition to giving them on the lot production offices and staffs, for doing nothing!!! -
Speaking of which, didn't his Lost Boys co-star Corey Feldman already star in a remake of Rock N' Roll High School back in the 90's?
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So does EES and that half shot of megan wards tit.
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I own a DVD copy of 'Freaked' and heartily endorse it as 'The Shit'. Fucking hilarious.... "Styrofoam cup... Bad for the environment." It's great to see Alex getting this gig, but I'm not too keen on a R'n'Roll HS remake... just not necessary.
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BUT 13 IS JUST SILLY!
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...never get made. Remember "Doomsday" (the cartoon)? How about "Howard Stern: the teen years"? Enough with the remakes already. Make something NEW. Rock 'n' Roll High School and Porky's are classics. Let's leave them that way.
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Sorry Media Messiah. I just read your post. I AGREE!! :)
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...all the time. They're actually really good friends. I have a friend who saw them out together. His uninverse has never been the same. He's constantly scanning the Sony building hoping John McClane will jump off the roof with a firehose tied around his waist.
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Easily one of the funniest things on eMpTy V back in the early '90's. Jason Hervey... Ricki Lake... Eddie the Flying Gimp? Call it smart-fellers' low-brow humor. Someone tell me that this is available on disc somewhere. Also glad to see so many others who recognize the vastly overlooked talents of Alex Winter.
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I just got a copy last week from a place called Superhappyfun.com. Bootleg, of course, as its never been officially released. It's pretty short, though, because only 6 episodes were ever made, and the show interspersed music videos with the comedy skits. (the disc does not include the music videos, just the actual Idiot Box content)
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As much as I liked the Ramones, R&R High School looks too chessy,and now Howard is coming out with a remake?!? I second the Fartman Movie comment BTW.Gotta say that Johnny (Ramone) was a real prick.Howard is almost a spitting image of Joey and that's not really a good thing.
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what was this topic about?
either way... anyone opposing this will bathe in the blood of their own children. -
I watch it and LOST & FOUND at least once a month.
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and my nephew tells me he does one of the voices on the new cartoon.
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Whoa, Ted! You're alive!
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the original, and Howard is such a legendary and faithful fan..it might not suck. Mary Woronov could play the same part. I'm wondering how in the world are they ever going to get away with the ending in this day and age...it is the best thing about the original, I don't see how society would accept it now.
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and speaking of Netflix, Freaked is available for instant download.
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Mom won't buy you a sirius radio with subscription. Howard is just as funny... if not funnier... now then he has ever been. Artie is MUCH better then Jacking... I mean so much better its not even funny. With them on satellite Artie has really come into his own... Fred has been opening his yap alot more as well... Hell everyone has just been more open and free with themselves. Show is best it ever has been.
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Stern and Sirius rule but I have to agree that this project will probably never get off the ground much like Howard's other in-progress productions.
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Come on Herc. Stern has had the remake option on this forever and Variety mentioned Winter's involvement two weeks ago when they ran a piece on him being involved with a sequel to that live action Ben-10 thing.
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The production company already had most of the scripts written for the first season (13 episodes I believe) and had started recording the voices. Michael Cera was cast as young Howard and the guy who played Howard's dad in PRIVATE PARTS was back reprising his role. However, to get the animation to the level that Stern wanted it, the show would have cost close to a million an episode which Spike TV didn't want to pay, so the whole project shut down.
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SON OF THE BEACH ran for three seasons and did well for FX until a regime change came and wanted different programming. I would say that Howard's ratio of projects started to actually making it through development to being produced is about the average for H'Wood.
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Love Bill and Ted, but with so many of the Ramones dead this is a bad idea.
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In that Red Hot Chili Peppers video.
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as the she-male blob gym teacher
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This is not a fat joke. He'd be really funny in the role.
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... was friends with Alex back in the day. Met him several times. Nice guy... always wondered what he was up to lately. If they're gonna remake RRHS, at least I know it won't be with the Jonas Brother or some shit as long as Alex is in charge.
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. . . has listened to him in years. Some, not ever. The Stern show is going strong, haters.
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"Bad for the environment."
I'm curious to know if this will be released in a timely manner. After all, according to his IMDB page, Savage Steve Holland (BETTER OFF DEAD) has been listed as the writer of Stern's PORKY's remake for God knows how long. -
Hey! Ho! Let's NOT go! The only way I could see this being at all fun and/or interesting is if they bring in a new band to replace The Ramones. And who wants to do that? Who COULD do that? I'm in favor of resurrecting the SPIRIT of the thing, but just remaking it? Nah. Make a new punk-centric, silly teen comedy. Not that most modern punk bands are worth crafting a movie around...
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Sorry, but I prefer the antics of Riff and her pals over the whole punk vs. preppy crap. Hell, she tries to get her shy friend win over the guy she likes.
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Its a shame - but its true.
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And the reason I cancelled my Subscription. Hasn't been funny in a looooong time. Sybian rides, and ass kissing Hollywood do not for a good show make. Anyone who claims Howard is even 10% as funny and relevant as during the Channel 9 days obviously hasn't listened to Stern very long, currently knobs Fred, or never mentally progressed past the age of 16.
Oh..and that Obese narcotic addict with the chronic gambling issues isn't fit to eat a hot dog out of Jakie or Billys ass. The only thing Artie Lang is good for is betting on which day he OD's on smack; or getting a giggle knowing that the hack that was talked into, and green lit Beer League will never work in Hollywood again. -
Tell that to Green Day, the White Stripes, the Hives, the Vines, the Strokes, etc.
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Foo Fighters, The Offspring (their just-released album is GREAT shit), Wolfmother, Tool, System of a Down, Radiohead, Coheed and Cambria, The Donnas, and we could get into the harder guys like Fear Factory, Meshuggah, Black Label Society, Opeth, etc.
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but it won't be. Stern's horrible taste in music will kill this thing dead.
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declined during the past decade; he's no longer the demigod of a decade ago (Private Parts). Personally, I hope he doesn't cast himself in the ROCK/ROLL remake (an awful idea; the charm of the original was its cast of B-movie veterans, e.g. Dick Miller, Mary Woronov, P.J. Soles, Paul Bartel, etc. Absolutely no one can match their panache or enduring cult popularity). A PORKY'S remake seems futile; gross-out/coming-of-age have been pretty belabored the past couple of decades. Maybe they'll cast Horatio Sanz and High Pitch Eric in stellar roles (that's gross-out with hubris, they really deserve one another. C'mon Howard, it's about time for High Pitch's mainstream debut). As for FREAKED, that film was maligned, chastised and loathed by critics; it subsequently drew only a couple of brief theatrical engagements. But now it's appreciated. Go figure.
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The bands you mentioned are hardly headlining stadiums as popular rock acts used to. There has to be somebody with talent enough to create rock with balls, instead of this pussified shit we have now.
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Seriously, how anybody conceives of this flick without the Ramones is beyond me. And it *has* to be the Ramones - there isn't a band out there today who could fill those uncomfortably tight jeans.
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RIFF RANDALL FOREVER!
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Jul 31, 2008 10:15:29 AM CDT
Please - sludge metal is many things but not "pussified"
by jackrabbitslim
There are goregrinder bands kicking out some of the nastiest sounding shit ever right now. It's not a question of how hard the bands are but their popularity. The simple fact is, like it or not, the USA is a hiphop nation. Rage against the dying of the light all you like but ... look in your heart. You know this to be true.
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The Reverse Mohawk lives
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Um...Maybe in L.A. or Detroit it is, but here in central Ohio, we have only a couple of hiphop stations, a couple of Top 40, a couple of country, a couple of alternative, and a shitload of classic rock stations. Black Sabbath and Jimi Hendrix FTW...
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No wonder they fight.
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...best believe freaked is underrated, and i've only heard good things about fever notably in bill duke's superb shock cinema interview (aren't they always? superb, i mean?). winter is completely under-appreciated as a director. i guess he has to do a superhero movie now to have his talent validated, a la nolan, favreau, freaking aronofsky, &bleedingcetera. he's also underappreciated as an actor -- look to his work in ivan passer's pass on the creation of frankenstein, haunted summer, covering the same wyld weekynd as ken russell's gothic. and yeah, who could possibly replace the ramones' pitch-perfect appearance in the original masterpiece? sonic youth? wyld stallyns? howard looks a little like joey; maybe in a shemp wig? leading to the final question: why isn't winter DIRECTING this? or is he? the article does not reveal the director, either way.
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Ba-Ba-Booey
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And I have the two disc special edition of Freaked. Awesome.
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rock rock rockn'roll high school. 'Cause that's not where I wanna be. rock rock...you get the idea. Talk about not caring about history. Are there any Ramones even still alive? This better be a damn good tribute or the collective ghosts of Joey, DeeDee and Tommy will haunt their ass. '2nd verse, same as the first!'
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Him and Don Imus should be forced to live together and complete humiliating tasks for food. And film it and you've got the number one rated reality show on local access cable.
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Is still capable of offending people.
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Sure, there are a couple of acts who actually rap but most of what's considered "hip-hop" in the mainstream are either lame dance songs or pop songs with a little hip-hop influence. These days it's all watered down pop music masquerading as hip-hop. The last time hip-hop or rock music was actually popular in the U.S. was in the 1990's.
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I posted earlier about getting Idiot Box on DVD. It's not an official release, but it's complete, good quality, and only cost $12.
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sounds lovely.
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No ramones, no rock n roll high school. This remake stuff is getting out of hand.
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Well, as long as they cast Will Smith as Porky, I'll go see it.
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why is that not on DVD????
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I'm actually trying to think of a band who has a similar appeal as The Ramones and, nope, no one comes to mind.
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Dude, I totaly loogied on the good dead me!
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Sad but true.
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Keep seeing that thread pop up: Rock 'n' Roll is no longer relevant. Well, the Ramones did what they did due to the decline of exciting "real rock." Apparently, they "remembered Rock 'n' Roll radio..." In turn, their re-boot of what rock music could (should?) be influenced the big movers and shakers of British "punk rock." If such a modern band could be found then, perhaps, a modernized version of "High School" could very well work for all the same reasons as centering a goofy, spirited movie such as this around a band like the Ramones; at the time of the movie's release they were still largely unknown by the world at large. Unfortunately, there isn't such a band today that embodies the raw, fresh approach to a re-invention of music without coming off as arty, arrogant, trite, pretentious, etc. Possibly, the closest we'd ever be able to come would be the Foo Fighters... but even they are a bit too successful and mainstream to really have a movie like this nail the vibe just right.
The Ramones strove hard to make rock relevant. A modernized take on "High School" could very well ressurect such a mentality. It'd be a chore and a half to get it just right, though. Main difference is the influence of networks such as MTV and Clearchannel; 30 years ago, they didn't exist to tell the easily-led populace what to like. And while the internet has absolutely leveled the playing field against the stagnant major labels, its "other side of the sword", so to speak, is a massive proliferation of bands ranging from absolute shite to "why the hell aren't these guys headling a major tour somewhere?" To find a band worthy of filling the Ramones' collective Chuck Taylors is probably the most daunting issue at hand.
Am I making sense here? Probably not. Eh, my two cents have been thrown in there... Should this really go forward, then I'm hoping this really gives much work to Alex Winter. I've missed his style for far too long. -
All Stern projects that went nowhere. You can add Porky's and Rock and Roll High School to that list. He pounced on those two in 2002 when teen movies were all the rage and still hasn't produced them? It doesn't take six years to make a teen comedy.
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Jul 31, 2008 10:02:08 PM CDT
And Private Parts flopped as far as the studio was concerned.
by juemad
20 million budget, probably another 10 for advertising (that Super Bowl commerical alone cost 1 million plus, not to mention the MTV parade thing). Made only 40 million. That's why no one was beating down his door for a sequel and Betty Thomas can't find work.
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I worked on Freaked and that was the original title, along with Very Special People. The hopes we all had--the action figures--the toy sets--the star-studded soundtrack! All came crashing down when Fox axed the wide release....mothers.
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I want 12!!!!!
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shat all over Keannu in Freaked - although, to be fair, that was more a "cameo" by Reeves - but he still SUCKED, just not for very long...
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- and before you start to tell me how much some act from the 70's still rocks your part of the USA, or how little hip hop you hear there - I'm not talking about your country, in particular
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Well even though I agree that Stern has been at the end of his run for quite a while now he is still the best radio guy around. And the movie was not a flop at all when you add in dvd and tv deals. And it had a big opening for an autobiography based movie.
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Correction: Tommy is still alive and Johnny is dead.Prostate Cancer can be a bitch.
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They were exclusive to Suncoast/Media Play, and were still labeled "Hideous Mutant Freaks." ...oh yeah and they were UGLY, cheap, and not worth having.
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thought it coulda been cool
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I had forgotten about this article, I have to say it was a pretty awesome movie
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but apparently I'm mistaken or my post was deleted
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