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The Unfortunate Reality Behind PUNISHER WAR ZONE...

Hey folks, Harry here... I know I'm not at Comic Con - but that doesn't mean I'm not covering it. At the PUNISHER WAR ZONE panel yesterday, Gale Anne Hurd told the audience that Lexi Alexander was on her "Honeymoon" and couldn't make it.

That is what we call a "story" - others may call it a "cover" and still others may call it a "bald face lie."

How can I say that? Well when I posted that Comic Con footage with the shitty music and terrible scratches (that otherwise rocked) - a source of mine that I've been in contact for years inside Lionsgate contacted me out of sheer frustration, whom I'll call JIGSAW. It seems that after a summer, where we've had incredible success with Superhero properties that were treated with respect by filmmakers that were left to do their thing... that Lionsgate has turned a deaf ear to all of that.

Lexi Alexander has been kicked to the curb - part of that treatment was her "honeymoon" from Comic Con. However, there's more totally awesome wedding gifts that Lionsgate has given the blushing bride. She's off the movie and wrapped up in a non-disclosure clause - so we won't be hearing from her anytime soon, UNLESS THINGS CHANGE RADICALLY - but Lionsgate isn't necessarily known for calming down. They've decided to market it HARD CORE - and they've decided to jettison the composer for the film in lieu of loud thrashing metal, because nothing says PUNISHER like raspy amps.

The music choice is very much about producing a soundtrack that'll sell well, fuck whether or not it serves the film. Jigsaw also told me - that the film may survive the manhandling, but will not be the film that lovers of Garth Ennis and Tim Bradstreet are hoping for. Expect an erratic head pounding METAL show.

I thought we were past that sort of shit.

Oh well.

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wow
by Geekhaterssuck
Jul 25th, 2008
03:17:30 PM
Thats too bad
by Animation
Jul 25th, 2008
03:18:49 PM
Shit. No originality.
by NiceGuyEddie19
Jul 25th, 2008
03:18:50 PM
The sad part is that there are some...
by Stalin vs Predator
Jul 25th, 2008
03:20:27 PM
It figures
by I Own You
Jul 25th, 2008
03:20:31 PM
I didn't expect
by DHJeffries
Jul 25th, 2008
03:22:02 PM
"Let the bodies hit the floor..."
by Heckles
Jul 25th, 2008
03:22:26 PM
I hope that Bodies Hit The Floor song is on there
by wash
Jul 25th, 2008
03:23:25 PM
Please Somebody Make Moon Knight Already!!!
by Media Messiah
Jul 25th, 2008
03:23:31 PM
well the new teaser looks brutal
by pipergates
Jul 25th, 2008
03:23:33 PM
heckles, weird
by wash
Jul 25th, 2008
03:24:13 PM
Isn't it finished filming?
by filmcrazy14
Jul 25th, 2008
03:26:44 PM
Bring back Dolph!
by jackietheblade
Jul 25th, 2008
03:27:06 PM
Meat heads, Jocks, Chavs and the masses etc
by Damien Chowder
Jul 25th, 2008
03:27:37 PM
awww...
by DigitalBeachWar
Jul 25th, 2008
03:27:45 PM
Meh
by aron
Jul 25th, 2008
03:34:37 PM
Looked lame anyway
by krushjudgement
Jul 25th, 2008
03:35:31 PM
A poem to cheer everyone up
by BuckminsterOhare
Jul 25th, 2008
03:36:05 PM
You really fucking care?
by Lord John Whorfin
Jul 25th, 2008
03:36:59 PM
This is just as bad...
by punkazzINC
Jul 25th, 2008
03:37:32 PM
SHOCKING!
by salamimansam
Jul 25th, 2008
03:39:24 PM
Media Messiah - Moon Knight
by Playhouse
Jul 25th, 2008
03:39:53 PM
Fucking Retards
by CHEWBLACCA
Jul 25th, 2008
03:40:42 PM
Get rid of the Obama ads!
by W3bzpinn3r
Jul 25th, 2008
03:41:49 PM
Punisher 2 = 28 million (Tops!)
by Demode
Jul 25th, 2008
03:42:49 PM
Heckles: "Let the bodies hit the floor..."
by brokenheadstuff
Jul 25th, 2008
03:44:14 PM
Harry... did you find out WHY they dumped her?
by Calico Pete
Jul 25th, 2008
03:47:17 PM
So fuckin what
by Dkev00
Jul 25th, 2008
03:47:24 PM
Who cares?
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jul 25th, 2008
03:50:54 PM
Punisher Has NEVER been that DEEP.
by Ropacon
Jul 25th, 2008
03:51:15 PM
bacci 40
by Quin the Eskimo
Jul 25th, 2008
03:53:03 PM
Any Lionsgate execs reading this?
by MetiphisLabs
Jul 25th, 2008
03:54:29 PM
W3bzpinn3r... this is not the place!
by Demode
Jul 25th, 2008
03:55:03 PM
Can you ban "Marissa"
by sundancekeed
Jul 25th, 2008
04:00:58 PM
Punisher would make a good HBO series
by Demode
Jul 25th, 2008
04:01:26 PM
Oh fucking great!
by Judge Briggs
Jul 25th, 2008
04:06:12 PM
Punisher vs Daredevil
by frongbak
Jul 25th, 2008
04:08:20 PM
Even with this news...
by kbass
Jul 25th, 2008
04:10:39 PM
Well, shit!
by fanboy71
Jul 25th, 2008
04:11:45 PM
W3bzpinn3r
by TroutMaskReplicant
Jul 25th, 2008
04:12:27 PM
A "hard core" Punisher movie is BAD?
by Mosquito March
Jul 25th, 2008
04:23:09 PM
is punisher about exploding heads?
by BMacSmith
Jul 25th, 2008
04:23:56 PM
studios..prod cos...
by SunTzu77
Jul 25th, 2008
04:25:39 PM
Songs in movies...
by Mosquito March
Jul 25th, 2008
04:29:35 PM
She did the cinematic abortion that was green street
by judge dredds fresh undies
Jul 25th, 2008
04:30:18 PM
W3bzpinn3r....
by Holeman
Jul 25th, 2008
04:31:09 PM
lexi...
by TiPPiDa
Jul 25th, 2008
04:36:21 PM
It's 'cause he doesn't have the skull logo.
by rev_skarekroe
Jul 25th, 2008
04:47:54 PM
Well guess what
by WolfmanNards
Jul 25th, 2008
05:12:02 PM
Yackbacker
by TheNorthlander
Jul 25th, 2008
05:14:30 PM
BTW isn't Punisher better material for a
by TheNorthlander
Jul 25th, 2008
05:17:15 PM
Those who call it a "bald face lie" probably shaved
by Cletus Van Damme
Jul 25th, 2008
05:22:36 PM
RedNecks
by catlettuce4
Jul 25th, 2008
05:23:56 PM
What we're people expecting?
by BrandonGK
Jul 25th, 2008
05:32:38 PM
Hey Rev...
by sundancekeed
Jul 25th, 2008
05:36:30 PM
blame should be placed on
by orange cinema
Jul 25th, 2008
05:39:13 PM
Terrible screenplay. TERRIBLE
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jul 25th, 2008
05:44:00 PM
Bald face lie...he he he
by Bricktops hammer
Jul 25th, 2008
05:51:45 PM
Dethklok: The Punisher Soundtrack
by Iron-kong
Jul 25th, 2008
05:56:49 PM
I won't vote for Obama because he's a ...
by The Only Woj
Jul 25th, 2008
05:59:03 PM
Regardless whether it is Harry reporting on this . . .
by WX1
Jul 25th, 2008
05:59:13 PM
Nothing wrong with hard music for a tease but
by Arteska
Jul 25th, 2008
06:00:00 PM
And ANOTHER thing: SOUNDTRACK?!
by WX1
Jul 25th, 2008
06:01:19 PM
FUCK LIONSGATE
by DOGSOUP
Jul 25th, 2008
06:02:39 PM
lol @ the studio for not wanting an ennis punisher
by palewook
Jul 25th, 2008
06:02:50 PM
HARCORE Punisher is GOOD!
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jul 25th, 2008
06:17:09 PM
Somehow in another reality . . .
by WX1
Jul 25th, 2008
06:18:08 PM
I stand corrected . . . Ennis
by WX1
Jul 25th, 2008
06:19:53 PM
The guys at Lionsgate
by Cpt. Arnoldo
Jul 25th, 2008
06:23:26 PM
In principle....
by phaedrus007
Jul 25th, 2008
06:23:38 PM
Fuck, what next? Halle Berry as Catwoman?
by Knuckleduster
Jul 25th, 2008
06:24:15 PM
By the way, Ennis's Nick Fury . . .
by WX1
Jul 25th, 2008
06:24:40 PM
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor . . .
by Nico Toscani
Jul 25th, 2008
06:28:20 PM
Dated shit, man.
by NiceGuyEddie19
Jul 25th, 2008
06:36:17 PM
Bodies was first used
by the milf lover
Jul 25th, 2008
06:41:36 PM
Like what stops
by Series7
Jul 25th, 2008
06:48:24 PM
Hardest Comic to adapt
by Phategod2
Jul 25th, 2008
06:51:48 PM
"Bald faced lie"
by theWarning
Jul 25th, 2008
06:58:40 PM
Nobody has the right take on this thing.
by NiceGuyEddie19
Jul 25th, 2008
07:19:17 PM
Is it True Metal or Shitty Nu Metal?
by Xiphos_2
Jul 25th, 2008
07:20:28 PM
If you check Lexi Alexander's blog...
by DraculaDillenger
Jul 25th, 2008
07:26:32 PM
A friend of mine worked on 'Green Street'...
by J.B.M.A.
Jul 25th, 2008
07:48:27 PM
Check her website
by digitalcos
Jul 25th, 2008
07:58:33 PM
Boondock Saints Connection.
by Junior Frenger
Jul 25th, 2008
08:19:34 PM
spiderman's awful soundtrack
by johnnysunshine
Jul 25th, 2008
08:22:54 PM
What? Oh, this sucks man
by Aeghast
Jul 25th, 2008
09:03:54 PM
~~~~~End Macho Pig Dominion of Hollywood! Support Hot Chik Flix
by The Marquis de Side 3
Jul 25th, 2008
09:19:46 PM
I hereby pronounce Tom Cullen
by smackfu
Jul 25th, 2008
09:48:49 PM
NO ONE WILL WORK FOR LIONS GATE
by Illuminate
Jul 25th, 2008
10:46:59 PM
Thanks Playhouse For The Moon Knight Info!!!
by Media Messiah
Jul 25th, 2008
11:31:13 PM
You know even though I though this movie will suck...
by Sidepocket
Jul 26th, 2008
12:14:04 AM
nobody said to put mozart on there
by Vern
Jul 26th, 2008
01:07:50 AM
Music, for what it's worth.
by lalalandlovechild
Jul 26th, 2008
01:32:24 AM
Wimps and Posers
by visceralgristle
Jul 26th, 2008
01:43:15 AM
After reading this headline, I had one question...
by ebonic_plague
Jul 26th, 2008
02:10:38 AM
Tallboy...
by ebonic_plague
Jul 26th, 2008
02:12:50 AM
...and/or pointy facial hair.
by ebonic_plague
Jul 26th, 2008
02:14:07 AM
ebonic_plague
by visceralgristle
Jul 26th, 2008
02:37:07 AM
Visceralgristle
by ebonic_plague
Jul 26th, 2008
02:46:40 AM
Dear God, Won't Someone PLEASE Think Of The Adult-Children?!
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
02:51:50 AM

by Motoko Kusanagi
Jul 26th, 2008
03:04:52 AM
Who cares? Bring on the carnage!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jul 26th, 2008
03:05:31 AM
Green Street was a pile of shite anyway
by loafroaster
Jul 26th, 2008
03:16:29 AM
TallBoy66...
by loafroaster
Jul 26th, 2008
03:20:55 AM
to visceral and tallboy
by Vern
Jul 26th, 2008
03:29:20 AM
essay question
by Vern
Jul 26th, 2008
03:32:22 AM
Just think how much more money THE DARK KNIGHT
by Mace Tofu
Jul 26th, 2008
03:39:20 AM
Re:Could a Charles Bronson movie survive the song from that Puni
by Mace Tofu
Jul 26th, 2008
03:42:16 AM
Gathering all the traits of a DTV B movie
by Antz
Jul 26th, 2008
04:40:51 AM
S.S.D.A.
by Antz
Jul 26th, 2008
04:41:45 AM
What's amusing is that the orchestral soundtrack for Dolph's Pun
by Stalkeye
Jul 26th, 2008
04:56:51 AM
Nothing wrong with using metal...
by Arteska
Jul 26th, 2008
07:08:11 AM
Lexi=serious pain in the arse.
by MJ_WHU
Jul 26th, 2008
07:11:21 AM
Max Payne PWNS the Punisher ...
by cowboyone
Jul 26th, 2008
08:48:32 AM
FUCK LIONS GATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Illuminate
Jul 26th, 2008
09:37:40 AM
lexi has nice tits
by BMacSmith
Jul 26th, 2008
10:06:12 AM
Relax, Take A Deep Breath
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
10:33:47 AM
Actually, The Blade II Soundtrack Is Fuckin' GREAT
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
10:37:16 AM
Slayer
by Dkev00
Jul 26th, 2008
10:43:49 AM
Atari Teenage Riot Fucking RULES!
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
10:45:04 AM
Napalm Death w/ Merzbow and Fantomas
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
10:47:13 AM
"BALD FACED LIE" IS CORRECT YOU FUCKING DIMWITS
by Bass Bastardson
Jul 26th, 2008
11:19:13 AM
Blade 2 soundtrack is not that good
by Vern
Jul 26th, 2008
12:05:05 PM
a racist, anti-American extremist
by ironic_name
Jul 26th, 2008
01:14:33 PM
death metal is for boys who have been molested
by ironic_name
Jul 26th, 2008
01:16:11 PM
dolph lundgren is the superpimp
by ironic_name
Jul 26th, 2008
01:18:10 PM
Lexi=serious pain in the arse. (2)
by MJ_WHU
Jul 26th, 2008
01:42:26 PM
Lexi=serious pain in the arse. (2)
by MJ_WHU
Jul 26th, 2008
01:46:03 PM
TallBoy66
by messi
Jul 26th, 2008
01:52:40 PM
PUNISHER 4.0: REDEMPTION
by MR. MURDOCH
Jul 26th, 2008
03:18:41 PM
No, The Catholic Church Is For Boys Who Are Being Molested
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
03:27:10 PM
Wesley Snipes Didn't Like The Soundtrack, Huh?
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
03:28:43 PM
with your anti religion screeds [a great word] pants..
by ironic_name
Jul 26th, 2008
04:38:47 PM
Do Boll, Bay, or WS Anderson director this mess???
by Violator90
Jul 26th, 2008
04:53:36 PM
Nah, Not Really
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
05:13:50 PM
LIONS GATE CAN STILL KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
by Illuminate
Jul 26th, 2008
05:14:21 PM
Lexi Alexander Is So NOT Hot
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
05:29:55 PM
I have to agree with Laserpants
by Xiphos_2
Jul 26th, 2008
06:09:31 PM
Oh, btw, GREEN STREET HOLLIGANS Was Fucking TERRIBLE
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
06:25:47 PM
HOOLIGANS
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
06:26:18 PM
well, I think Lexi is hot
by the milf lover
Jul 26th, 2008
06:49:33 PM
ONLY A GUY FUCKING A FAT CHICK WOULD SAY SHE'S NOT HOT
by Illuminate
Jul 26th, 2008
08:55:16 PM
ALSO, WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT COCKSUCKER GALE ANNE HURD
by Illuminate
Jul 26th, 2008
09:03:12 PM
only a guy fucking a goat types in all caps
by Xiphos_2
Jul 26th, 2008
09:45:13 PM
That shit isn't "metal" at all!
by slowmo513
Jul 26th, 2008
10:27:00 PM
Illuminate
by LaserPants
Jul 26th, 2008
10:56:06 PM
Harry thinks he's better than everyone else
by ArmySmithaz
Jul 26th, 2008
11:34:10 PM
laserpants, by 'death metal' I meant 'bad touching'
by ironic_name
Jul 27th, 2008
12:47:35 AM
to reiterate - death metal = touched by creepy uncle
by ironic_name
Jul 27th, 2008
12:52:06 AM
Green Street was shite
by MJ_WHU
Jul 27th, 2008
01:52:11 AM
Green Street was shite
by MJ_WHU
Jul 27th, 2008
01:52:14 AM
Sadly everything that was feared about this flick is coming to p
by JaySmack
Jul 27th, 2008
02:18:14 AM
figures
by drdoom_v
Jul 27th, 2008
06:41:54 PM
I love metal but this sucks! Remember the score from the video g
by Spacker Dave
Jul 27th, 2008
06:53:48 PM
Third time lucky?
by Chris Wood
Jul 27th, 2008
07:29:36 PM

by ominus
Jul 28th, 2008
07:01:18 AM
racist?
by MJ_WHU
Jul 28th, 2008
03:38:49 PM
Lexi rocks
by Astro666
Aug 10th, 2008
05:15:50 PM

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