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PUNISHER WAR ZONE Comic Con Clip Is Online thanks to IGN!
Hey folks, Harry here with the Comic Con clip for PUNISHER WAR ZONE - really don't like the music, really think the junky scratches and print abuse looks like shit (done so much better for GRINDHOUSE) - but this looks pretty goddamn badass, eh? Enter your birthdate and enjoy! The below clip is thanks to Geek #3 from Movies.IGN.Com
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My be interested
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for taking the kids to I think. Right up there with Bambi.
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also, surprised they showed off Jigsaw so early.
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okay. i shouldn't have doubted lexi.
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July 25, 2008, 3:35 a.m. CST
First idiot to say the Jane version looks better....
by IndustryKiller!
gets a chair leg through the face. This looks exactly like a Punisher movie should look. Violent and cool. With an excellent actor playing the Punisher to boot. and with a grotesque looking Jigsaw. You can tell the budget for this wasn't massive, but its almost better that way. No slight to Thomas jane, who's a good actor, but that film was terrible.
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jigsaw terrorizing a little kid...frank punchin a hole into a guys face...but its all pretty pictures and they are staying far away from showing us any dialogue...flashback to the lundgren punisher, when everytime he or another character opened their mouths, you wanted to bust out laughing...this franchise will die at the end of this movie...kills me, cuz pullo deserves better
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I liked Thomas Jane's but this looks fun as hell. I just hope it'll have some dark humor and an obviously psychotic Frank Castle.
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Maybe this film will be better, but Jane NAILED the character of The Punisher. He should've been brought back in a better film, damnit.
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Should have been half the length, or you know, an actual scene.
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Titus is back, this time with big guns. Yeah.
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looks awful. straight to video movies that are just nothing but gore are fine but if im going to shell out 10.50 i want more than a fat dude's head exploding.
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hope they didn't cut that bit.
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ya, the jane punisher was messed up cuz the makers decided they could do what they wanted with the ennis story arc...but frank shooting off a machine gun in a ballet like scene? do we really want to go back to the 80s punisher and his violence for violence sake, without the ennis humor and absurdity? i am sure the 17-30 male crowd will love this film...and no one said that lexi couldnt direct action....she just cant direct anything else
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Holy shit, what a terrible song.
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attempt at bringing The Punisher into cinema. I think there's a chance it won't disappoint.
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This does have promise,but even so,The Punisher NEEDS to stay in the comics because it just looks like another action film,nothing special.
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unlike the first lame shit, living with misfits and helping them, what the fuck was that..The Punisher use to use power drills on pedophile's faces
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no, he hasnt lost weight...dc doesnt care about deadlines again and is bringing him back for a 3 issue batman mini....woopee
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and you will understand...he sort of turned the punisher into a modern day spirit...a working class hero...the movie fucked it up
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July 25, 2008, 4:08 a.m. CST
When Ennis does his stories they're good, but when anyone else
by IndustryKiller!
does you get the last Punisher film, which was a fucking atrocity. Watered downs hit from start to finish and betrayed the comic in every way. Just because the story they used for a template worked doesn't mean the movie did. this looks MUCH better than that. The action, for the first time in the series, looks fucking bad ass. And you can worry about the dialogue all you want but Ray Stevenson is the best actor to ever play the role, so i've got faith in the guy.
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I wouldn't have minded seeing Nick Fury show up and recruit Frank Castle for some S.H.I.E.L.D. missions. I guess Marvel doesn't WANT the Punisher, Daredevil, Fantastic Four, etc. rights back? If they got Hulk back, I don't see why they can't get those.
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so if you were hoping that tony stark would show up after the credits, telling frank about the hero initiative, and then frank blasts him right between the eyes...you are gonna be dissapointed
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Let's be honest, the Punisher is basically a vigilante story on steroids. What more can you ask for: Pullo and McNulty from Rome and The Wire; and this footage looks like an exploitation vigilante movie from the 70's. It can't be any worse than John Travolta hamming it up.
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they took bits and pieces from the the first arc...then to make the movie "cost effective" (horseshit, they just wanted to bang cuban chicks during their off hours) they moved everything to florida...what the fuck is frank doing in florida? what the fuck is a tenament apt building doing in the middle of nowhere in the middle of miami?? then they cast travolta, who thought he was in a cross between hairspray and battlefield earth...they removed much of the ennis storyline cuz they thought it would come off as absurd, but left in the russian..and then they wasted almost half the film on the origin story...something that couldve been done in 5 minutes plus flashbacks...which seems like they are doing here....what did they prove? that if you dont respect and/or trust the source material...you get shit...and i trust jane...he read the script and walked away...the man is a geek god...if anyone knows a bad comic book story, its him
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Believe me I know how htey "adapted" Enniss story. And that's what im saying, that film was utter garbage. i think Jane was up for it, but he got stuck in a shit film. Kinda like Brosnan in those Bond movies. What Im saying is this looks like the real deal, and Stevenson, like Jane, is a great actor, so I think that aspect of it will live up as well.
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it actually looks pretty fun. The music doesn't bother me as much the second time and I disagree: the Grindhouse-y look to it is pretty cool, but other talkbackers are right, with no dialogue, we have no idea whether it will actually be good or not...
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punisher will never translate to the cinema well. this looks like a 2 hour firefight and not very interesting. which fuck decided on the atrocious song for the trailer?
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Otherwise I'm not interested.
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yikes...
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is that the new trailer alone looks better than Tom Jane's version, let alone more faithful to the comic's mythos.Atleast this new pun won't be setting up fake hydrants,setting cars on fire in the form of a skull and not to mention it won't be set in florida. this is more grittier and gorier than both punisher movies. now it looks worth seeing and did i see a glimpse of microchip?!?
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Looks like a remake of the Dolph Lundgren version.
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but theres a reason why you only see the action scenes here and no dialogue, like in the first trailer...ray seems to be fighting his accent...i love that guys voice but like mckidd, it seems he has a hard time mastering the american accent...and it also seems that they gave him some ennis lines to say, but totally out of context...if the movie is a hit, ill be happy for him
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It sounds like that hick hack Kid Rock. where's Drowning Pool's "Bodies" song when you need it?
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Too right Noisybast. Without the skull emblem beneath the jacket, it's just an angry guy with guns. I like's me an icon goddamit. Where's the skull!
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July 25, 2008, 5:13 a.m. CST
LOL...all the haters of the teaser change their tune?
by Quartermass-87
Weird, everyone hated on the teaser...which is odd cause it a TEASER...and should tease now show all. Now they see more and think..hmm maybe we should pull the sticks outta our fanboy asses and give it a chance. I mean damn it a movie...have some fun...it ain't high art...and the comic ain't a bible...its all to enjoy...better this than all the other crap out there. And as for the song...well it a trailer people..think of it like this...Julie Benz is in this movie and if she came to my house and offered to strip for me I wouldn't care what song played while she did it...lol...point being...its a song to show the clip to....thats all....cool down....geez.
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July 25, 2008, 5:15 a.m. CST
all apologies for my shit typing...pissing typing is shitty typi
by Quartermass-87
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Oh and Quartermass-87, now that we have seen more of what this movie is about, of course some are gonna have second thougts, but they gotta show the skull, that's like having bats without the bat. Get it?
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I like Tom Jane as much as the next guy, but he was miscast in that picture and Hensleigh totally dropped the ball.
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July 25, 2008, 5:26 a.m. CST
frank shooting the shit out of everything with a machine gun
by bacci40
is not cool...it works with rambo, cuz that character is all about destruction...but frank is supposed to be calculating and meticulous...watched again and it looks like a very cool vid game...nothing more...but enjoy it boys, cuz im gonna download
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The punisher is here to bring the pain, CHOCOLATE RAIN! Worst music. Ever.
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This trailer has peaked my interest in the film now. The first teaser was terrible and disowned by the Director if I am not mistaken. <br> <br> I wish it was Marvel and not Lionsgate releasing the film, as I was hoping for some more crossovers... maybe from Nick Fury. <br> <br> Also Marvel should restart the Spider-Man movies base it on the Ultimate version so Sony can keep the Emo Maguire films.
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if jane knows when a script is bad,then why the fuck he chosed to play the punisher in the first movie,with its turd for a story?
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I think we have to wait a bit longer for a TRUE punisher film.... i mean, Batman just got sweet... i want a darker punisher... rain falling, quietly waiting to unload an assload of gunpowder.. no ROCK music.... he should look and feel like he's just crawled out of a carton of marlboros. Then just .....kill.
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Ennis' Max run proved the more ultra real and gritty you make it, the better. last year some idiot was campaigning that it should be filmed like sin city and over the top. he's still an idiot.
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both trailers we have had so far make this Punisher movie look childish and video gamey. This trailer isnt a good advert for the movie. It looks like a sequel to "Shoot Them Up. Not the Punisher. Not sold on it.
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the punisher film with jane,was filmed as a western. thats what ruined it.blame the director,blem the script writer,blame the producer.
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it's got that going for it, I guess.
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You just can't see it because the trailer here is tiny. http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/ray-stevenson-as-the-punisher.JPG I just gotta wonder if this is every death in the entire film. Cuz it sure seems like it.
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That HAS to count for something
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http://www.spike.com/presents/punisher
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I don't get the impression anyone cares. I know I don't. And that's not to say Punisher isn't cool--he is.
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should be the new AICN catchphrase. <br>Also you know something's bad when it's ripping off the Boondock Saints stupid upside down spinning shooting thing
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looks like they went "rambo" with the gore in that movie. Will be fun anyway.
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but the footage looks cool enough.
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Say what you want, but this looks a lot like the MAX Line of Punisher Comics and I love that. Fuck the song, fuck the girl who directs. This trailer shows me Titus Pull in total badassery killing some guy with a chair!!! Honestly, they got me by the time you see the big mafia mansion from the outside and Castle walking through the forest. Exactly like they showed it in the early MAX Issues. No, this won't be as fantastic as the dark knight, but I don't need it to be. All I want is a dark Punisher movie with load of action and gore, and it looks like thats what I'm going to get. YEEEEHAW
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Yes Thomas Jane rocks... But his Punisher was the most pussy Punisher i've ever seen. At least this Puisher will kick ass & take names
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I couldn't agree more. That music is terrible.
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Frank Castle doesn't weep at his family's graves.<p>Frank Castle doesn't hang upside down from chandeliers while spinning with two-guns on auto-fire.<p>That said, they got the 'turning-people's-faces-into-paint' part right. Still wish they would just ADAPT one of Ennis's MAX storylines. Preferably 'The Slavers'.
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had a few things going for it. The family massacre (batshit insane, every last uncle gunned down.) Comicbook hitmen (The russian guy, the Cash lookalike) Jane himself, and how he ruins Travolta's shit by the end (killing the family, the firends, dragging him, shooting him, setting him on fire, etc.) It wasn't that bad.
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however they shouldn't have put this online. It looks like one of the thousands of cheesy 80s action flics with the synthisizer soundtrack.
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But his Punisher was the biggest pussy in the world.<p>Watch him move fire hydrants to sow distrust in his enemy's marriage!<p>Thrill to his overlong 'showdown' with two lobby security guards!<p>Marvel at how he lets a hitman play him a song, tell him he's going to kill him, walk away-- and then almost get taken out by the guy!<p>Jane's Punisher was an unintentional comedy.
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Looks like it needs a chick to make a great and violent Action-Movie.
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him hanging upside down and twirling around. that scene needs to be cut. it's not the matrix, it's the punisher.
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Maybe we will make it a double feature, with WALL-E. Hmmmmmm... But I wonder which flick has more dialog.
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you can clearly see he's wearing the skull. Looks violent, eh? Like a Punisher comic. What's not to like?
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Not sure how good of a Punisher movie this will be, Frank seems a bit superhuman in the clip with the spinning upside down while shooting move and what looks him punching a hole in someones face(not taking about the chair scene either). <p> I don't understand the seeming reluctance to adapt of any of Ennis Punisher stories fully, perhaps a little too gritting and real for what Hollywood see as a comic action hero. <p> It is encouraging to see Hollywood at least try and start to pull itself from PG-13 purgatory and start making some good old fashion blood and guts action movies.
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how much are you being paid per hour to viral market this movie on forums?
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Would kill my ex-wife... NO! Just kiddin' folks. flemmingonfilms.blogspot.com
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...true, false, or multiple choice.
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The images deserve much better.
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Just seems like this is being marketed to the 12-year-olds who actually listen to that angst metal.
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And still kept Tom Jane. I understand Jane didn't like the shift, but the rather quick change of male leads is offputting.
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Can one man possibly expode, implode, sever, or stab in 2 minutes? Seriously, there are other body parts to consider. And that music....try harder.
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a nod to Lundgren's '89 flick?
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Whats's wrong with some Stooges or something man? Anyway the actual footage looks killer enough.
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were in that trailer. And pretty much nothing else. Talk about ULTRA-violence. <p> And yet, middle America loses its fucking mind, if Janet Jackson's boob appears for 0.1 seconds.
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Would have been better.
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almost laughable.
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...DAMMIT! <br><br>Seriously, the looks like shit. It looked cheap and Jigsaw DOES NOT look good. <br><br>Also, for those of you saying that STEVENSON is the best to play The Punisher so far...some one should tell that to his voice and face cuz they haven't heard yet.
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July 25, 2008, 10:48 a.m. CST
Watch the trailer while listening to music from Branson, Missour
by JDanielP
Just be sure to avoid any music that doesn't include a banjo.
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this, come on they were playing to the comic con crowd so they gave em what they wanted and what the character is largely about, badass visceral violence, and I think that at least looks pretty sweet, as for the rest, we'll see but it has to be better then the Jane one, wasnt that pg-13???? INSTAFAIL They obviously corrected that here which is a blessing in its own right...he has the skull but it's toned down which makes sense since you dont see many special forces commandoes sneaking through the dark making hits with giant white targets on their chests...cause you know that makes all kinds of sense in the "real" world
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Looks like they decided to go the Ennis route visually this time but don't seem to have any idea what Ennis's stories actually are like. But with no dialogue, it's hard to tell.
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...it looks like this thing should go direct to video.
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Metal playing loudly, ridiculous non-stop violence.... If you're going to tackle something as cliche a concept as Punisher, make it unique!
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I've never been a fan of the Punisher, but this looks like what a Punisher film should be. The man is a violent psychopath and it shows in this trailer. I wont see it, way too violent for my tastes, but it looks good.
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this is the future and IT WILL BE! =0) seriously gay trailer here folks...
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So I will give this a chance. If it succeeeds in being at least a watchable, cheesy piece of stylized, explotation-type action film, I'll take it and smile. Anyone who thinks this character has a meaningful arc or real depth is a fool. This should be a revenge film, plain and simple. If they go over the toip, so be it. As long as it works. Hell, if it's as good as the movie "Over The Top", I'll be happy.
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Stevenson looks sweet and during the Oscar season this might just make me laugh my ass off. So I am in.
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Since Lionsgate loves action films and action stars, they should purchase the COMMANDO (Schwarzenegger) rights from Fox and make a bad ass sequel with older John Matrix Arnie.
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My favorite portrayal of The Punisher has to be during Civil War. I liked the fact that Cap's faction was so desperate that they would allow a psyco like Frank in the group. And when it was all said done Frank couldn't keep the monster in check. Would've liked to have seen The Punisher take out a first tier vilain like Venom or Taskmaster.
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Why does every movie like this have to have a metal song on the trailer? Dont get me wrong... I have many "metal" cd's in my collection and have been in to that kinda stuff since I was christ knows how young but not EVERYONE likes it...find something that has some balls. And NOT the fucking Requiem For a Dream theme AGAIN!
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The last one was a travesty
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Please shut up! Jane's Punisher was the Punisher in name only. I like Jane in many things, but his Punisher was a total pussy. Just because Jane didn't like the script to this one (maybe it was too bad ass for him... maybe he wanted Frank to seek psychiatric help and get cured.. who knows) should not hold weight, because he signed on to the first turd, which means he had ZERO idea about who the Punisher was or how he should be portrayed. I have been a Punisher fan since the first Mini series in the 80's, and to me, the real Punisher should be a big mean MF who you would be scraed of if he were walking down the street. Sure, there are a couple hokey things in this trailer (upside down chandelliere shooting, for one), but it looks a MILLION times better than that last piece of shit starring Thomas "Sensitivity" Jane and John "I'm too cool for this" Travolta. And I'm hoping that there are scenes of Frank grieving his family, and waking up from nightmares about their deaths... it IS part of the character. Good job Lexi!
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2nd amendment fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you seriously think that portrayal in Civil War is better than say 'The Slavers'? Which is the closest you'd get to a Cormac McCarthy written comic book.
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I totally agree. That's what I said when I heard he'd dropped out. He didn't like the script, but he approved the script of the first one?!?<p>From what Marvel said at ComicCon, it actually sounds like they didn't want him back.
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A middle-aged, non-powered man is going to be better at breaking into the Baxter Building than all the ninjas, wall-crawlers, and other super-powered badasses on the team? Retarded.
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Think I'll stay home and re-watch Rome and The Wire instead.
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Why does this movie look so bad to you people because it has no dialogue? when the last Rambo flick trailer came out I remember it having no dialogue as well and gun action all over the place and it ended up being a great azz movie..... So stop judging till you see it, please
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Anyone know the band/artist? It sounds like it'd be right at home on the soundtrack for the last movie (which was, IMO, one of the better movie soundtracks as far as rock/metal/techno genres go, ala Mortal Kombat, Daredevil, etc).
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A pissed off Punisher that just maimes and destroys bad guys. This preview was fantastic. Finally, a pissed off Punisher that just maims and destroys bad guys. This preview was fantastic. Looks like they went to the new Rambo for motivation.
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No Castle family reunions in sunny Florida, or Frank working undercover for the DEA as an effeminate dealer! Just loud, nasty killings set to a heavy rock beat. THAT'S The Punisher... A Rambo movie set in the URBAN jungle!<p>Plus, Stevenson LOOKS like someone who would gouge your eyes out without even thinking. Thomas Jane looked WAY too soft to play a convincing Frank Castle. I literally laughed during 80% of his Punisher movie, and I don't even follow the character that much. Not good.
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If Frank will break a few arms at the elbow, push his thumbs through some baddies eyeballs, and takes out 500 bad guys’ ala Commando, this movie will have me in the theatre at least 3 times.
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It looks and feels better than fine but the music for the clip was poorly chosen and ill conceived as what was needed to sell it. A quick fix would be easy and smart.
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What the filmmakers and a lot of talkbackers don't understand about Jane's PUNISHER film is that Frank Castle was fucking nuts BEFORE his family was killed. He was already dehumanized by the war, and his family was his chance at getting back to normal. Buy casting Frank Castle as a good-looking, wacky-disguise-wearing, all-American FBI agent with no problems, the real psychology of the character is completely thrown out the window. This guy already had the monster in him.
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That music is just too horrible, and really sends the wrong kind of vibe about this movie.
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But I like cheese. Though I have never had one in the shape of a POS...
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July 25, 2008, 2:28 p.m. CST
Cheese is great if carved into the shape of a hand grenade
by Stuntcock Mike
Nice texture
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and he was making cheese between his thighs...
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great, we've just seen every scene of violence from the whole movie. Why watch the movie now ?
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Seriously, what is up with the weird turtle neck? Is he trying to look like Man At Arms? Also, why is every filmmaker afraid of the fucking skull logo? I know it's there, but it is so faint as to not even fucking count.
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The coolest costume in comics, and they nerfed it. What's the point of that?
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Man you guys is whack. Everyone nos dat Punisher is da shnizzel. It's da GORGONZOLA of da ceeze world.
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Along with a crisp Chardonnay.
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a Cheese logo would have been more apropos...
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Dem's Bo, Yo. You have one a dem in da hood and yooz trippin'
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But everyone else was a whining wuss, including Travolta. Damn, where was the Travolta of Broken Arrow?
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Ain't cheese cool?
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July 25, 2008, 2:44 p.m. CST
Travolta really over did it on cheese/deli tray on the last Puni
by Stuntcock Mike
Ain't it Cheese News
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cheeeeese from around the world! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufJTqT5gMg0#
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It's the cheedar, BABY!
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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufJTqT5gMg0#[/url]
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I forgot about tiny urls. http://tinyurl.com/6pjcvd
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the punisher franchise was dead when ennis took it over....kevin smith killed it with his take on the "angel" frank...yea, it has over the top comedic violence, but if that were all it had, it would not have become a hit....now if you want to have a frank that hearkens back to the 80s punisher, so be it...but that punisher had no soul and only sold well thanks to fan boy culture and the hype machine...but it wasnt very interesting and i dare you to prove me wrong...you guys can get down on jane all you want, but the fault of his film lies with the film makers not him, and he was hoping that the sequel would reflect more of ennis...when he got the script, and it did not, he walked...but not because frank wasnt all touch feely...not sure if he is allowed to talk about it, but those going to the meet and greet tomorrow nite can ask him...and im sorry, but even the 80s punisher wouldnt be caught dead doing ballet moves with a machine gun....next stop for lexi, a two girl lesbian show with diablo cody....BACK TO BACK....BACK TO BACK.....BACK TO BACK
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All your brie are belong to us
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that certainly is violent. mister punisher must be very upset at those other people!
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Looks bloody, and I love it!
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The song is "Days Of Vengance" from Ramallah. Blood for Blood > Ramallah > you
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man, i know fuck all about filmmaking, but the way that line is delivered sounds uber-retarded.
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fuck yea. at least this shyte movie will have good ole fashioned violence
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That scene was the birth of Chairface Chippendale. Come one, come all! A years supply of string cheese to new members of the Zone.
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Dear Lady, I beg you To cook as you please, But don’t overlook the Importance of cheese! As a casserole topping All bubbly and brown, It will make your fine cooking The talk of the town. As a spread for a sandwich Or a puffy soufflé It will help you to cope On your busiest day. Its tang and its flavor Will tempt and will tease; ‘Most all of your dishes Can be sharpened with cheese! Also, a table leg can be sharpened with cheese. To enter a human skull via the eye socket.
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No no...the best is yet to cam-umbert.
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Punisher gotta eat... Some CHEESE!
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Like a butterfly you can transform Finding your inner self through cheese Brie Chevre Gruyere Munster Learning the love of cheese Learning the love of you Finding your inner cheese Creamy Tart Dry Moist What kind of cheese are you? What kind of butterfly are you? The kind that kills folks dead
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A mind elixir, Held in anticipation The yearning to have it, Now, there, anywhere. Breathing the sharp and sometimes sweet scent. The first kiss of excitement that spills down the spine. Lucky tongue gets the first contact, teeth letting go. Surrounded in a process of melding, a bite or not. Embraced by the wonder of oneness...... Something for every want, be it subtle or intrusive. Soft and pungent, crisp and sweet. Feel the headiness, let go and enjoy, laugh. A taste of English Cheddar with Apricots, blueberries. Without bounds, Dive in to a Divine cheese. Then kill something.
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There's nothing quite like a piece of cheese to nibble upon for pleasure and ease. No matter the time or state of mind greater joy than cheese you'll never find. Served on a cracker or a soft piece of bread a morceau de fromage will please your head. Roquefort, camembert, brie or blue served with fruit or in fondue God gave us cheese- a bit of heaven on earth to lift our burdens, providing sweet mirth. And after all our daily work is done we enjoy simple cheese just for fun. But remember the ancient custom of the house leave behind a kernel for the nocturnal mouse. Then blow up his house.
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Dude, you can'tdouble churn your load in one go pal. The punisher has to be savoured, adored, smelled and loved. If you start double creaming, you're going to off before you mature. Maybe you should stick to mild instead of mature. I recommend a cheddar and you can work your way up to Parmesan and perhaps, in time, a Roqueforte.
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This is one franchise that studios have completely dropped the ball.
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Blue Stilton
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before going home. Then, ahhhh, a Friday evening of the finest of cheeses. I shall start with...... a mild cheddar, as per your advice sir.
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That is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer <p> The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,<p> Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,<p> And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; To eat cheese
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The real reason Frank Castle became a vigilante was because he found out his kid had eaten the last Dairylea triangle.
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And all the men and women merely eaters.
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Made glorious summer by this Yorkshire dairy.
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Wasn't Iron Man's suit 100% Edam?
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Cheese is a heroin-based recreational drug that surfaced in the United States in 2005 and came to the attention of the media inside and outside the United States after a string of deaths among adolescents in the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, in 2006 and 2007. <p> Cheese is formed by combining heroin with crushed tablets of certain over-the-counter cold medication, such as Tylenol PM. Such cold medications contain acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol, and the antihistamine diphenhydramine, the active ingredient in Benadryl and a common opiate potentiator.
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Red Leicester, wherefore art thou Red Leicester? <p> Deny thy father and refuse thy name;<p> Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love<p> And I'll no longer be a Cheddar
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He loved me so much that I used to cum-um-bert. The one day we went stale, so I had to Leicester go. I said to her, 'I Gloucester Leicester you go' She didn't like that. In ended up for months like that war film, with with Jake Gynennhall...Jarlsberg.
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OK, I liked the overall look of this, and the violence seems like a pretty good representation of the Punisher Max universe, but what the FUCK is with Jigsaw in this? He looks ridiculous, like he's wandered in from a different Lionsgate Jason/Freddy/Michael Myers wannabe low rent slasher flick.
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Leicester calling to the faraway towns<p> Cheese war is declared-and battle come down<p> Leicester calling to the Shropshire Blue<p> Come out of the cupboard, all you Bries' and Gloucesters'<p> Leicester calling, now don't look at us<p> Now that phoney Baby Bell has bitten the dust<p> Leicester calling, see we ain't got no swing<p> 'Cept for the ring of that Stilton thing...
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The stilton thing were all that bling, then Danishes gold isn't that bold. Europe, cheese is where we all are, Wheres the cheese? Not Americaaaa.
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Rock music...really?
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Maybe something by Richard Cheese?
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...dry crackers and boring sandwiches rule the age of supper snacks.
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oatcakes
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...even Bothy-dwellers know the power of cheese.
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CHEESE! You forgot the best one, bitches. Nacho + Kool-aid = Genitals on angels. Ponder that...
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this is mindless mess for idiot kids to sneak into...and it has nothing to do with the Punisher...
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this is mindless mess for idiot kids to sneak into...and it has nothing to do with CHEESE!!!
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Looks pretty kick ass, except for that horrible song.
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It seemed Gouda to me
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the kids with giant pants and evil clown makeup who ask me for money on the street corners. I seriously don't think I will watch the movie if it's gonna have that type of swill on the soundtrack. They don't have a mute button in theaters.
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These same kids are also the type to post dead baby pictures on MySpace, so they're fairly unpredictable... Don't wanna enrage their taurine fueled masses.
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I swear you'd think Lionsgate had Raclette stuck in their ears to drown out the sound of common sense.
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Make a solid Punisher film by having the blood flow like runny cueso at a cheap mexican restaurant. Instant hit.
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Like stuffing a mafioso's head in a fondue pot till his brains spill out like molten Mozzarella and then make his goons eat his metly grey matter on little sticks with bread.
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The previous trailer had some corny ass lines in it though. I couldn't help but think "steven seagal", But this does have a lot of cool scenes and it already looks tons better then the last one. Travolta sucks. I didn't by his acting for a second.
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First the asshole executives put that hot piece off ass: Lexi Alexander off the film. Now they have put hard-rock in the movie. What the fuck!!!! There is a reason that most action films don't have hard rock and it is because only a small portion of the public likes that music. If you like hard rock than that is your business. But, from a comercial stand point hard rock is like country music. I am one of the several people who was supportive of this film but, now I have my doubts since those jack ass executives at Lions Gate are making some shitty decisions.
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Looks like Titus Pullo with a gun. Stevenson deserves the part for hi performance episode 12 of Rome alone, the finale of which had to be the greatest thing ever televised.
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Ok...the first movie wasn't the best...although Thomas Jane was perfect...but all I can say about this trailer is "Yikes!" I think I'll wait for it to come out on DVD...and then not rent it.
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Oh and also, colorful lights, hard rock, and heads exploding doesn't make a movie interesting. Story is king. this looks like a bad B-movie...if that.
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The fridge sits empty Our dreams like Feta crumble My cheese is gone now
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what a dire movie.
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I mean, it's a cool look...for like, maybe an emo anime character...but not for freakin' one man army, Frank Castle. Oh wait...I guess they needed an outfite to match the ballet-esque choreographed chandalier shooting scene.
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So they can reboot/reimagine that too. And hopefully 4th time's a charm.
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and i think ray stevenson is a good choice and the violence is in so i'm in. take a break from xmas shopping anyway
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They should cross promote this with White Castle restaurants. The Frank Castle "I'm about to blow your fucking head off" CHEESEburger.
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And they should call it that too. And if you order extra cheese, they tell you about THE ZONE. What? Shut up!
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Remember - just because they recognize that, now, "regular people" go to comic book movies, that doesn't mean that Hollywood as a collective mind doesn't absolutely despise you if you're a genre fan. I've pointed this out to other people in the past - the HOTTEST comic books have print circulations of 30,000 copies of a given issue in a given month. If you multiply that by $10 admission price you've got $300,000. Now, imagine if Hollywood actually tried to stick to what works in a comic for a comic movie - they'd please $300,000 worth of people and totally alienate the non-mouth-breathing world. <p> Not only are comics fans totally irrelevant in terms of movie-making (remember that fact the next time you think of trying to start a petition or a letter-writing campaign about changing the size of somebody's motorbike onscreen or something like that), but they're less than irrelevant because they're an annoyance to the studio. <p> Trust me, the studio would MUCH rather the fanboys curled up and hid from the world - oh, wait, that's what fanboys do when faced with reality. <p> Bottom line - Hollywood HATES you. And this trailer is more proof of it - replacing a good score with thrash rock, throwing the director to the curb, changing the editing, changing the style - makling up a trailer with awful metal and fake-looking scratchy print effects. THAT's Hollywood.
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Part of the reason I think the geeks get so up-in-arms about comic book movies is because they've dedcicated their lives to comics. <p> They see comics as their life's blood and care deeply about them, and they're afraid to be told by the public-at-large that the thing they care so much about is trash, or stupid, or childish. They think what they collect is a reference to who they are. <p> Bottom line, comics are a medium. SOme of it is trash, some of it is intelligent. THE PUNISHER ... is trash. At its BEST it's trash. Garth Ennis writes PUNISHER trash. It's incredibly fun trash, funny-as-hell trash. But it's still penny-dreadful trash. <p> The sooner geeks realize that it is trash, the better.
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The trailer looks a bit rushed or if not that, just doesn't live up to what I was expecting. Maybe we should've had an actual director with some credentials, because Lexi Alexander prompted a google search... AFTER inquiring with imdb. Kickboxing better make this movie kick ass, I swear... because the first Punisher was pretty SICK.
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that was beautiful
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It's sad when this clip and the last Punisher disaster makes Dolph's Punisher look good/like the definitive screen version. What is so difficult about getting this character right? He's Wolverine with a shitload of guns. Sheesh! Lexi you're hot but maybe try Jane Austin next time...
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