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Does Anyone Out There Have A Really Good Image Embiggener?? 'Cause Here's Jason From The Bayified FRIDAY THE 13th, Sorta...


Merrick here...

The current issue of Entertainment Weekly has a shot from Nispel & Bay's FRIDAY THE 13th reimagining.

It offers our first look at full-bodied Jason, albeit from rather far away. If anyone out there has better blowy-uppy picture gizmos than me & can get us a rationally clear embiggening of Jason, shoot it to me in an e-mail & I'll update this article.

So, this whole thing may end up being a bit of a Rorschach, but what I'm seeing is a dude in blue jeans, with his long-sleeved shirt unbuttoned exposing a bare chest (fashion model style), wearing a hockey mask. Maybe they're incorporating a fetish angle?




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Come on in, the water's fine!
by Alfred_Packer
Jul 18th, 2008
11:56:18 AM
That could be any Jason film.
by A G
Jul 18th, 2008
11:58:37 AM
Still undecided
by Lance2769
Jul 18th, 2008
11:59:27 AM
Oops
by Lance2769
Jul 18th, 2008
12:02:06 PM
Surely nobody wants to see this
by Geekgasm
Jul 18th, 2008
12:03:03 PM
Looks like reddish shirt underneath
by DeCypher44
Jul 18th, 2008
12:03:56 PM
maybe..
by chokinonrhodes
Jul 18th, 2008
12:04:05 PM
Its Jason
by skimn
Jul 18th, 2008
12:04:44 PM
Fuck you Michael Bay
by frongbak
Jul 18th, 2008
12:04:50 PM
Is that Jason Taylor Thomas?
by WickedJester
Jul 18th, 2008
12:05:54 PM
Looks like he's wearing a t-shirt...
by LordPorkington
Jul 18th, 2008
12:06:02 PM
So this is not an actual Fridy The 13th remake
by skimn
Jul 18th, 2008
12:07:18 PM
"If anyone out there has better picture blowy-uppy picture gizmo
by Speed Fricassee
Jul 18th, 2008
12:08:18 PM
Low cut tan t-shirt
by Bass Bastardson
Jul 18th, 2008
12:10:05 PM
Not wearing a shirt??
by RobertBaron
Jul 18th, 2008
12:14:46 PM
Move your head nearer the screen; it gets better
by danowen
Jul 18th, 2008
12:15:31 PM
Chh Chh Chh
by skimn
Jul 18th, 2008
12:16:45 PM
Poor Jason...
by REDD
Jul 18th, 2008
12:17:32 PM
Part 3, Not 2
by miiike
Jul 18th, 2008
12:17:57 PM
I thinkj...
by Sailor Rip
Jul 18th, 2008
12:18:30 PM
Bay owns the ass of all fanboys
by kataklysmic
Jul 18th, 2008
12:19:20 PM
"Go watch the English Patient again and masturbate with your che
by REDD
Jul 18th, 2008
12:22:16 PM
ese grater"
by REDD
Jul 18th, 2008
12:22:56 PM

by 66613
Jul 18th, 2008
12:24:39 PM
"better picture blowy-uppy picture gizmo"
by SUPERJIM
Jul 18th, 2008
12:26:14 PM
I have a Penis Mightier
by The Winged Doucheman
Jul 18th, 2008
12:28:03 PM
great. just what we needed bay
by TheDudeintheShadows
Jul 18th, 2008
12:28:16 PM
That's a mesh tank top underneath
by The Winged Doucheman
Jul 18th, 2008
12:30:29 PM
Ch-Ch-Ch Ha-Ha-Ha
by gboybama
Jul 18th, 2008
12:30:38 PM
Best Jason was...
by BacardiRocky
Jul 18th, 2008
12:31:22 PM
You can't blow up an image?????
by Executor
Jul 18th, 2008
12:34:30 PM
I think it's a bit of a Night Owl II
by jrbarker
Jul 18th, 2008
12:35:05 PM
Matthew McConaughey is playing Jason?
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jul 18th, 2008
12:38:07 PM
bay's success
by juice willis
Jul 18th, 2008
12:39:25 PM
So... she's safe, right? Cuz we all know Jason's scared of wate
by Galactic
Jul 18th, 2008
12:39:28 PM
uh. phososhop can embiggen
by zom-bot.com
Jul 18th, 2008
12:41:02 PM
Superjim...
by ScottinDC
Jul 18th, 2008
12:41:30 PM
That enitre pic. looks like shit.
by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.
Jul 18th, 2008
12:42:22 PM
So this is a remake of any Jason-based F13...
by Fawst
Jul 18th, 2008
12:43:44 PM
Cant you blow up and rotate the image
by The Winged Doucheman
Jul 18th, 2008
12:44:34 PM
This won't be any worse
by Turd Furgeson
Jul 18th, 2008
12:45:30 PM
nope
by Neosamurai85
Jul 18th, 2008
12:46:23 PM
IS THAT VENOM IN THE EYE!!!!
by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.
Jul 18th, 2008
12:50:55 PM
Turd Furgeson
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jul 18th, 2008
12:53:58 PM
Jason has man-tits
by Heckles
Jul 18th, 2008
12:57:18 PM
Kurzinski Valentine
by Turd Furgeson
Jul 18th, 2008
12:58:19 PM
Winged Doucheman
by gregniz
Jul 18th, 2008
01:00:14 PM
Thanks Miiike
by skimn
Jul 18th, 2008
01:05:24 PM
Nothing about the Trek posters?
by FSJGuy
Jul 18th, 2008
01:07:28 PM
Freddy vs. Jason
by OptimusCrime
Jul 18th, 2008
01:10:33 PM
Remaking this was bad in concept.......
by RoarsLoudly
Jul 18th, 2008
01:10:37 PM
Again Hollyweird misses the point again....
by wowsah156
Jul 18th, 2008
01:11:20 PM
Something captured digitally can be "enhanced".
by IAmJack'sUserID
Jul 18th, 2008
01:15:08 PM
Hey retards
by fernando poo
Jul 18th, 2008
01:16:14 PM
Jason now one of those Firemen Calendar
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 18th, 2008
01:18:12 PM
Was this film shot in someone's back yard??
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 18th, 2008
01:22:10 PM
Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 18th, 2008
01:23:02 PM
ScottinDC & IAmJack'sUserID
by SUPERJIM
Jul 18th, 2008
01:24:15 PM
Too bad Antonioni and David Hemmings are
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 18th, 2008
01:24:43 PM
omg runz its emo jason
by palewook
Jul 18th, 2008
01:26:38 PM
Let me guess..Jason now becomes a killer
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 18th, 2008
01:32:46 PM
JASON'S BACK ????!!!! i soo dont care
by JDOSIRIS2
Jul 18th, 2008
01:33:06 PM
For some reason....
by TVguy4566
Jul 18th, 2008
01:43:16 PM
Yet more hate for
by OptimusCrime
Jul 18th, 2008
01:49:10 PM
Turd Ferguson, The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jul 18th, 2008
01:51:07 PM
Probably just the mandatory 'Jerk-Off Pretends He's Jason' scene
by Rex Manning
Jul 18th, 2008
01:57:01 PM
Okay this is getting ridiculous.
by Cotton McKnight
Jul 18th, 2008
02:03:12 PM
you've been watching too much CSI
by StovetopStuffin'
Jul 18th, 2008
02:08:07 PM
Yeah you won't get anything out of that picture
by photoboy
Jul 18th, 2008
02:14:42 PM
Gayson Voorhees
by Haggisboy
Jul 18th, 2008
02:27:43 PM
That better be Kane Hodder
by bigbadbua
Jul 18th, 2008
02:28:44 PM

by asphaltjunkiez.com
Jul 18th, 2008
02:31:27 PM
Its not Kane Hodder
by bigbadbua
Jul 18th, 2008
02:32:08 PM
Freddy Fears fire, Jason fears water.
by Campion
Jul 18th, 2008
02:43:41 PM
ISn't one of the Supernatural guys supposed to be in this?
by David Cloverfield
Jul 18th, 2008
02:46:22 PM
CSI?
by Project424
Jul 18th, 2008
02:51:05 PM
Jason is pretty cool
by dopepope
Jul 18th, 2008
02:59:31 PM
Jason moonlights at Express for Men?
by Dr Gregory House
Jul 18th, 2008
03:05:55 PM
Mike Bay should keep his name off stuff
by dr sauch
Jul 18th, 2008
03:22:50 PM
Good and bad aspects....
by The Eskimo
Jul 18th, 2008
03:26:02 PM
Nipples on the Jason Suit
by JackieGleasonUFO
Jul 18th, 2008
03:59:22 PM
The biggest problem with this remake...
by Bass Bastardson
Jul 18th, 2008
04:01:44 PM
Actually Captain Justice, your image sucks
by Bass Bastardson
Jul 18th, 2008
04:12:38 PM
((Jiff jiff jiff pop pop pop))
by sweeneydave
Jul 18th, 2008
04:26:58 PM
Chh Chh Chh
by skimn
Jul 18th, 2008
04:32:37 PM
Damn you, Speed Fricasse!
by squidman
Jul 18th, 2008
04:39:14 PM
these movies arent even horror, theyre action
by Prossor
Jul 18th, 2008
04:41:35 PM
Entertainment Weekly
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jul 18th, 2008
05:09:21 PM
Killer her mommy! Killer her!
by TheBloop
Jul 18th, 2008
05:53:55 PM
"IT'S GOT A DEATH CURSE!!!!"
by la_sith
Jul 18th, 2008
05:59:29 PM
Jason's mom is hugh!
by Ironmuskrat
Jul 18th, 2008
06:17:32 PM
An Embiggened Version!
by Conrad Straker
Jul 18th, 2008
07:34:58 PM
Will Jason have flames?!?!
by Violator90
Jul 18th, 2008
07:52:08 PM
I Hope There Are Lots OF Explosions
by LaserPants
Jul 18th, 2008
07:55:39 PM
Even The Explosions Should Explode
by LaserPants
Jul 18th, 2008
07:57:15 PM
And The Explosions Caused By The Explosions Should Explode
by LaserPants
Jul 18th, 2008
07:58:39 PM
BOOM!
by LaserPants
Jul 18th, 2008
07:59:16 PM
Hey FuckMichaelBay....
by NiceGuyEddie19
Jul 18th, 2008
08:06:57 PM

by quadfather09
Jul 18th, 2008
08:25:27 PM
ShockTillYouDrop has higher-res
by quadfather09
Jul 18th, 2008
08:27:10 PM
kataklysmic & NiceGuyEddie19
by ultimateedition
Jul 18th, 2008
08:33:17 PM
Jason's mom is hugh?
by TheNorthlander
Jul 18th, 2008
08:52:05 PM
To all you Jason and Friday the 13th haters..
by deanbarry
Jul 18th, 2008
09:33:57 PM
I don't get it...
by ebonic_plague
Jul 18th, 2008
09:38:34 PM
Cap'n Jack
by deanbarry
Jul 18th, 2008
10:20:59 PM
Cap'n Jack part 2
by deanbarry
Jul 18th, 2008
11:19:43 PM
uh, it's a guy in a hockey mask.
by samsquanch
Jul 19th, 2008
12:42:03 AM
yes deanbarry we chumps need lives
by Prossor
Jul 19th, 2008
02:44:56 AM
deanbarry
by TheNorthlander
Jul 19th, 2008
05:47:05 AM
Since this has Mike Bay somewhere in the works
by Xiphos_2
Jul 19th, 2008
06:39:18 AM
That's one skinny looking Jason
by alienindisguise
Jul 19th, 2008
08:29:35 AM
Does no-one actually REMEMBER Friday part 1?
by Monkeychow01
Jul 19th, 2008
09:22:53 AM
Don't know if you've seen this photo but here's a slightly bette
by GreenSkinFlatHead
Jul 19th, 2008
11:02:32 AM
This site has seriously...
by Ravetin
Jul 19th, 2008
12:02:35 PM
Thanks for the higher res image quadfather09....
by Rameses
Jul 19th, 2008
12:32:29 PM
Wow, you guys are behind.
by Dr. Samuel Loomis
Jul 19th, 2008
04:42:04 PM
aww how cute
by Bouncy X
Jul 19th, 2008
07:08:16 PM
H and G shouldnt be so close to each other
by Bouncy X
Jul 19th, 2008
07:08:45 PM
I hope that is the only shot of Jason in the movie... since
by ribbitking
Jul 20th, 2008
01:32:24 AM
Hang on a minute...
by AngryTex
Jul 20th, 2008
02:04:17 AM
what?
by Dr. Samuel Loomis
Jul 20th, 2008
02:12:43 PM
Dr. Samuel Loomis
by Conrad Straker
Jul 20th, 2008
06:39:56 PM
Regardless
by Dr. Samuel Loomis
Jul 20th, 2008
07:35:18 PM
Aint it stolen from Entertainment Weekly News.
by OBSD
Jul 20th, 2008
11:06:22 PM
Hey Loomis
by AngryTex
Jul 21st, 2008
07:42:32 AM

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