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Does The First Of The HEROES: GOING POSTAL Webisodes Deliver The Goods??
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A taste of the “Heroes: Origins” series that never came to pass?
Could you spot the super-subtle product placement?
And is Post-Man more Black Bolt than he is Black Canary?
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hope the new season is worth a fuck
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a GAY PORNO
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first, how do you like that
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Production value.
Looks like my neighbors retarded son shot it on his Handy Cam.
Get it?
Handy cam?
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They really did seem like they should come from a Heroes porn parody... Queeroes, or something.
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is there some rule somewhere that webisodes for the most part have to be crap?
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as in he gives superhugs?
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lamest. superpower. ever.
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it was ok other than that
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here's how it should read:
written by: every idiot I went to film school with
directed by: every idiot I went to film school with
edited by: every idiot I went to film school with
starring:
bald white dude: every bald idiot I went to film school with
dude in suit: every idiot I went to film school with
postman: actually, he did alright, I kinda liked him
music: Yanni -
Company Man sort of sucked the life out of what could have been very nice little scene. What kind of direction did he get, "Speak in a nasal monotone and never move your arms?" Mr. Echo has potential as a character.
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We must have gone to the same school.
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the Bitter Film Institute?no seriously though, didn't you think that? I feel like everyone that went to film school anywhere saw that shit and was like, "oh fuck me, come on...now the low angle shot? oh come on...and now the poorly edited shot of the main character's exposition? oh fuck off....god fucking dammit this makes my fuckin spleen hurt to watch this shit!"
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the direction....poor, the script...shit, the characters....boring....the webisodes are supposed to hold our interest till the season starts? hardly
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Isn't it more work to make a video us exclusive?
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he is the black banshee...black bolt could never talk, his regular voice would kill...this is banshee...
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the contracts for the dga, wga, aftra and sag are shit...why should they work hard on web only stuff when they are getting paid like shit...get paid shit, put out shit...shit, shit, shit....
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have you NO faith?
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Man, I didn't even go to film school and that shit hurt my eyes and quite possibly my squigglyspooch.
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after the pathetic & horrible season 2, the writers/producers had plenty of time during the strike & beyond to create some fantastic hours of television. if season 3 is just as bad as season 2, i think the show will be cancelled.
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What? Course it won't be cancelled. The show has dropped in ratings, but it's still getting good ratings in comparisons with other shows. The only thing the network gives a shit about is ratings, they didn't take the backlash on quality seriously for a second, likely factoring in how pissy fanboys got re: Lost S2, but suddenly loved S3.
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After the unholy abortion that was the season 1 finale, they needed a strong Season 2. They didn't deliver.
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Sure, the idea of the sonic-screaming postman is kind of cool, but the last thing this show needs is more characters. And jesus, who cares if they kill off half the other characters on the show to make room for this guy? It is still a terrible fucking way to introduce someone.
Just watching that got my anti HEROES fire all stoked and hot again. After the incredible shit that they labeled season 2, I am surprised that people still watch this show. Including myself. BUT if season 3 doesn't grab me by the balls right off the bat, this show is off the season pass. -
Guess not.
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Is it available at any of the free online font sites? Hey, at least it isn't "comic sans".So this guy didn't watch the Superman/Captain Marvel fight and take notes? If you're fighting a sonic screamer (or someone with a magic word) PUT HOUR HAND OVER HIS MOUTH. Ooh, a new hero who can be defeated by a dominatrix with a padlockable ball gag. Disable his superpower and - ooh, he has the strength of a full sized human, just like Ant-Man.If The Constrictor had a domino mask, roll-cuff gloves and hightop sneakers to go with his black combat pants and tank top he'd look just like Black Bird's sidekick Sparrow. (Black Bird and Sparrow copyright Nice Day Comix)
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...fuck it. And Fuck 24 too! And Lost! In fact, fuck all television. Cos I'm a cynical bastard who hates everything! If it doesnt interest my nuts in the first 1.3 seconds - fuck it! If it doesn't make me orgasm in 2.1 seconds, fuck it! And fuck you! And fuck bay! And fuck everyone! You hear! Fuck everyone! Sheeesh....
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Good Lord -- was that shot on video (albeit an expensive, high-def camcorder, but STILL). Maybe NBC should run a competition and pay the public to submit fan films set in the Heroes-verse.
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It wasn't that bad. I kind of enjoyed it.
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My ass, the Samsung Instinct was anything but subtle, since they showed the face twice for no apparent reason.and why the hell wouldn't the constrictor cover the dude's mouth?
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Fuck that noise it's time to move. How's the housing market in Austin?
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even tried bypassing using hotshield ... but did not work ... can anyone post it elsewhere (oh .. lemme check youtube :)
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there we go http://youtube.com/watch?v=uASNbmAZ4kk thanks marv8208, whoever you are
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So circus freaks are now superheroes? Rot in hell Tim Kring, rot in hell.
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that a)this show needs Paul Dinib)it needs a Ben urish/dude that chased afte rthe Incrediable Hulk type...make him some kind of gov't conspiracy website blogger or soemthingand c)McCorkle and Shoony or however you spell their names from Kim Possible and Sky High to be the only and exclusive writers for Cheerverine
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That was neat for three minutes.
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Great.
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rather dull. Not awful, not even bad. Just sorta kinda inspires me to watch not at all. Undistinguished.
Oh, and that's definitely more Black Canary than Black Bolt. Were it more BB the guy's head would be gone, not bleeding. -
Or was that just me? As much as dearly want them to turn the corner, I concur with AICN's chief professor; this segment, anyway, was done on the ultra-cheap.
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when i saw the publicity shots of alternative uni claire, i knew the season was doomed...kring is still showrunner and has put no one from the comics world outside of loeb and sale on staff....this will be the final season of heroes
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this sucked balls... Lame very very lame. Nothing good, nothing great, nothing to make us think about the show or why. If this would've been the first season's 01 episode, I would've turned the channel to the Wide World of Grass Growing channel.. Lame.. very very lame..
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Jul 16, 2008 4:15:42 AM CDT
I wonder if Season 3 will even get a full season now...
by prof. pop-cult
All of the spoiler tidbits that have been coming out, and this Webisode, do not instill much faith in me for the upcoming season. So far, I've gleaned/guessed: The world could literally blow up, unless the Heroes prevent this. Alternative future cynical Peter is back, along with an alt-future version of Claire. A new girl character runs fast. Linderman is back somehow -- my guess is that he's a ghost who appears to Nathan, who survives being shot and then has the ability to see the dead. Kristen Bell returns -- for only five episodes, probably to be killed off at the end. Jessica survives getting blown up, but gets another personality. Wow. I find all of these things not particularly interesting to look forward to next season.
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Let's hear it for those *&$^%# copyright laws. Feh.
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of the henchman guy from Lord of Illusions. Anyone else think that?
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"...why the hell wouldn't the constrictor cover the dude's mouth?"
Because he was HOPING his company guy would get killed...
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Wow, that's some superpower... guy who can squeeze things really really tight. That should come in handy if anybody needs a jar of mayo open or something.
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