It's whip crackingly good?
by SoylentMean | Jul 14th, 2008
08:57:20 AM |
NO!!!!!!!! No whip = Flames
on Batman
by chrth | Jul 14th, 2008
08:57:27 AM |
ouch
by DrLektor | Jul 14th, 2008
08:58:22 AM |
A sword? Has the guy ever
played Castlevania?
by SoylentMean | Jul 14th, 2008
08:58:41 AM |
Who cares...
by I_Snake_Plissken | Jul 14th, 2008
09:02:26 AM |
No chain whip? Christ...
by NiceGuyEddie19 | Jul 14th, 2008
09:02:50 AM |
if resident evil is a
template...
by Bouncy X | Jul 14th, 2008
09:04:17 AM |
I thought...
by 11dayempire | Jul 14th, 2008
09:06:31 AM |
Van Helsing = Castlevania
by nooneimportant | Jul 14th, 2008
09:06:33 AM |
Will Daniel Day Lewis be in
this one too?
by tonagan | Jul 14th, 2008
09:09:33 AM |
BURGER TIME:
by Klytus_I.m_Bored | Jul 14th, 2008
09:12:34 AM |
Sounds Like Shit
by Pogue__Mahone | Jul 14th, 2008
09:12:43 AM |
What did you expect?
by TheJake | Jul 14th, 2008
09:13:07 AM |
was anyone else dissapointed
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet | Jul 14th, 2008
09:13:31 AM |
Grim Fandango
by henrydalton | Jul 14th, 2008
09:14:08 AM |
HACK! HACK! HACK! n slash
by FILMFUNK | Jul 14th, 2008
09:14:22 AM |
Every Time Paul W.S. Anderson
Gets More Work
by SoWasRed2012 | Jul 14th, 2008
09:14:45 AM |
"A sword? Has the guy ever
played Castlevania?"
by chrth | Jul 14th, 2008
09:14:50 AM |
No shit, chrth, but the point
is the whip is key
by SoylentMean | Jul 14th, 2008
09:17:24 AM |
Interesting
by Short Bus Jedi | Jul 14th, 2008
09:17:58 AM |
Tearing BigRoss a new one
by SuperSneaky | Jul 14th, 2008
09:20:53 AM |
Paul W. S. Anderson Scores
Again...
by TroutMaskReplicant | Jul 14th, 2008
09:23:12 AM |
Castlevania? Really?
by godzillasushi | Jul 14th, 2008
09:24:43 AM |
No Warren Ellis?
by Darkocity | Jul 14th, 2008
09:25:12 AM |
This is like giving daggers to
Kratos....
by Seth Brundle | Jul 14th, 2008
09:28:03 AM |
Surely the chain whip
by palimpsest | Jul 14th, 2008
09:28:58 AM |
_What is this? _A sword?
by ricarleite | Jul 14th, 2008
09:29:28 AM |
my favoritist vidgame EVAR
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
09:30:17 AM |
Doubt Paul WS Anderson all you
want but...
by Shepard Wong | Jul 14th, 2008
09:32:38 AM |
Alucard used a sword, not a
whip...
by anchorite | Jul 14th, 2008
09:36:56 AM |
gotta have the map
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
09:38:18 AM |
might as well
by turketron | Jul 14th, 2008
09:45:04 AM |
Darkocity
by Bass Bastardson | Jul 14th, 2008
09:51:16 AM |
so wrong
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
09:52:13 AM |
They chose the worst games to
adapt
by David Cloverfield | Jul 14th, 2008
09:55:07 AM |
Dear God!
by Azlam Orlandu | Jul 14th, 2008
09:57:17 AM |
I have a good idea!
by I_Snake_Plissken | Jul 14th, 2008
09:59:07 AM |
cloverfield-
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
10:00:22 AM |
and i wasn't being shitty,
clover
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
10:01:46 AM |
i heard a resident evil 4
movie is in the works?
by Seth Brundle | Jul 14th, 2008
10:01:50 AM |
Wait, I got it!
by I_Snake_Plissken | Jul 14th, 2008
10:02:46 AM |
I always confuse Paul WS
Anderson with Steven Sommers
by I Dunno | Jul 14th, 2008
10:03:23 AM |
Anderson? Castlevania?
by nobletoast13 | Jul 14th, 2008
10:03:54 AM |
This review fails.
by BigTPred | Jul 14th, 2008
10:06:01 AM |
or Toejam and Earl.
by nobletoast13 | Jul 14th, 2008
10:06:50 AM |
So whip it! Whip it good!
by Johnno | Jul 14th, 2008
10:10:43 AM |
RE4- zombies in space?
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
10:11:34 AM |
The Keep
by thefrood | Jul 14th, 2008
10:11:48 AM |
still want a mega man movie
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
10:14:57 AM |
Paul WS Anderson is the Uwe
Boll of Videogame movies...
wait...
by Squashua | Jul 14th, 2008
10:15:59 AM |
PONG: THE PREQUEL TRILOGY
by LaserPants | Jul 14th, 2008
10:18:19 AM |
will simon.....
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
10:18:23 AM |
"boost his moral"?
by SoylentMean | Jul 14th, 2008
10:21:03 AM |
Video games are unfilmable
simply because
by Cannabis Holocaust | Jul 14th, 2008
10:22:26 AM |
can we just call him
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
10:22:47 AM |
Sript review?
by WickedJester | Jul 14th, 2008
10:23:21 AM |
a Castlevania movie needs
Castlevania music
by ur-vile | Jul 14th, 2008
10:24:02 AM |
whip and boomerang cross-
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
10:24:54 AM |
Video Game Adaption
by WickedJester | Jul 14th, 2008
10:25:03 AM |
Honestly, why even call it
Castlevania?
by snowtires | Jul 14th, 2008
10:25:05 AM |
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT
LEFT RIGHT SELECT START
by LaserPants | Jul 14th, 2008
10:27:46 AM |
Soon We'll See Movies Based On
Games Based On Movies
by LaserPants | Jul 14th, 2008
10:30:21 AM |
Also: Movies Based On Games
Based On Movies Based On Games
by LaserPants | Jul 14th, 2008
10:37:19 AM |
wrong
by Brett_FlashJ | Jul 14th, 2008
10:38:18 AM |
but what did you expect?
by etantao | Jul 14th, 2008
10:38:58 AM |
Well....
by godzillasushi | Jul 14th, 2008
10:40:09 AM |
Rush 'N' Attack
by Project424 | Jul 14th, 2008
10:42:00 AM |
Zork: The Movie
by ArcadianDS | Jul 14th, 2008
10:42:39 AM |
And we're surprised by this...
why?
by gridbug | Jul 14th, 2008
10:45:37 AM |
That script review was
embarrassing...
by anchorite | Jul 14th, 2008
10:48:13 AM |
origin of the whip
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
10:49:00 AM |
what a horrible night to have
a curse...
by smackfu | Jul 14th, 2008
10:53:57 AM |
Why only make video game
movies?
by JackSack | Jul 14th, 2008
10:57:28 AM |
Actually, in some of the
versions of Castlevania you
can play wi
by smackfu | Jul 14th, 2008
10:59:16 AM |
board games as movies
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
11:05:00 AM |
Wake me up when Ellis's
animated script is reviewed
by Zarathos666 | Jul 14th, 2008
11:05:03 AM |
the movie better have stairs.
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
11:09:38 AM |
wsanderson hate mongering on
aintitcool?!?
by rartus | Jul 14th, 2008
11:09:51 AM |
No whip? A sword? It would be
hilarious
by SpencerTrilby | Jul 14th, 2008
11:10:08 AM |
That was the perfect quote to
use
by D.Vader | Jul 14th, 2008
11:10:59 AM |
Anderson can't help fucking
with these things
by photoboy | Jul 14th, 2008
11:23:41 AM |
The New Brutalism
by kwisatzhaderach | Jul 14th, 2008
11:28:11 AM |
Simon's Quest for the NES
by Bubba Gillman | Jul 14th, 2008
11:33:15 AM |
How's about Harry's review of
TDK?
by uppercanuck | Jul 14th, 2008
11:39:17 AM |
castlevania 3 better, IMO
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
11:45:51 AM |
NO WHIP CHAIN?!?!?!
by accordingtojimrulz | Jul 14th, 2008
11:50:09 AM |
i love the new ads
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
11:53:01 AM |
i never realized it before now
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
11:55:11 AM |
Castlevania without the whip
is like Star Wars without the
light
by Luscious.868 | Jul 14th, 2008
12:03:20 PM |
TOEJAM
by DeweyOxburger | Jul 14th, 2008
12:04:32 PM |
C
by Godovhellfire | Jul 14th, 2008
12:07:07 PM |
Actually in the best of the
Castlevania series you NEVER
use a w
by Saracen1 | Jul 14th, 2008
12:08:33 PM |
But he is banging Milla
Jovovich
by blindambition238 | Jul 14th, 2008
12:09:46 PM |
sript
by TheMcflyFarm | Jul 14th, 2008
12:23:37 PM |
by ominus | Jul 14th, 2008
12:24:31 PM |
by ominus | Jul 14th, 2008
12:26:36 PM |
They have to use the whip
by TenDeuChen | Jul 14th, 2008
12:31:04 PM |
CASTLEV w/out Whip Is Like
Poop w/out Stink
by LaserPants | Jul 14th, 2008
12:35:01 PM |
If No Whip, PWS Anderson's
Entire Family Should Be Killed
by LaserPants | Jul 14th, 2008
12:37:36 PM |
Who gives a shit
by Rat Fink | Jul 14th, 2008
12:41:58 PM |
First negative 'Dark Knight'
Review
by benditlikelucas | Jul 14th, 2008
12:44:41 PM |
Were you expecting any less
than pure shit from
him???????????
by crackerfarmboy | Jul 14th, 2008
12:44:57 PM |
Zetatalk has new photos of
Planet X!
by classyfredblassy | Jul 14th, 2008
12:48:55 PM |
by Urge to Kill | Jul 14th, 2008
12:50:31 PM |
Fuck Uwe Boll...
by GingerBallz | Jul 14th, 2008
12:53:48 PM |
Ugh
by Geekhaterssuck | Jul 14th, 2008
01:02:43 PM |
This script sounds terrible
by Mr Slippy Fist | Jul 14th, 2008
01:04:11 PM |
I would Love Lucasfilm....
by emeraldboy | Jul 14th, 2008
01:13:44 PM |
This is Anderson we're talking
about here...
by Conans Sword | Jul 14th, 2008
01:14:10 PM |
Paul W.S. Anderson sucks.
by TooWhippy | Jul 14th, 2008
01:19:56 PM |
no one stated the obvious
casting
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
01:20:23 PM |
What is it with Paul W.S.
Anderson
by alucardvsdracula | Jul 14th, 2008
01:24:19 PM |
Can't say I'm surprised...
by Darth Sticky | Jul 14th, 2008
01:30:35 PM |
Hello! The RUNDOWN!?!?!?
What a douche.
by Baked | Jul 14th, 2008
01:37:22 PM |
So it's just 'Van Helsing'
by ZeroCorpse | Jul 14th, 2008
01:37:37 PM |
van helsing sucked in ways
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
01:39:45 PM |
You lost me at Paul W.S.
by Mysterious Yobo | Jul 14th, 2008
01:40:21 PM |
alucard vs dracula
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
01:41:41 PM |
nanana NANana nanana NANana
nanana NANana
by smackfu | Jul 14th, 2008
01:42:09 PM |
It's easy to remember the
difference between the 2
andersons
by smackfu | Jul 14th, 2008
01:43:47 PM |
"Why not board games?" They
already have.
by Baked | Jul 14th, 2008
01:46:14 PM |
I remember watching the
Resident Evil DVD commentary
by theyreflockingthisway | Jul 14th, 2008
01:54:34 PM |
WHAT IS A MAN?
by turketron | Jul 14th, 2008
01:59:06 PM |
Just in case any tits wants a
Zelda movie...
by nobletoast13 | Jul 14th, 2008
02:01:14 PM |
haha, a sword.
by Spazatronic 2000 | Jul 14th, 2008
02:01:58 PM |
I am sick of the contempt
Anderson shows to the subject
matter
by obi12kenobi | Jul 14th, 2008
02:05:23 PM |
I know what's gonna happen!!!
by FuryofthefilmFan | Jul 14th, 2008
02:06:08 PM |
You're right, nobletoast...
by NiceGuyEddie19 | Jul 14th, 2008
02:09:26 PM |
budget vs whip
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
02:11:33 PM |
It's consistent...garbage in -
garbage out
by ScottinDC | Jul 14th, 2008
02:11:49 PM |
the last bit about the clothes
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
02:13:53 PM |
Video games do not transfer
well to the big screen
by Organs | Jul 14th, 2008
02:23:36 PM |
Paul Wank Sore Anderson
by Mysterious Yobo | Jul 14th, 2008
02:29:40 PM |
Russian Attack!
by JackSack | Jul 14th, 2008
02:30:11 PM |
Organs
by theyreflockingthisway | Jul 14th, 2008
02:34:40 PM |
Why does everything have to be
changed?
by rogueleader66 | Jul 14th, 2008
02:36:51 PM |
@Organs
by obi12kenobi | Jul 14th, 2008
02:38:51 PM |
What a horribly written
article
by NoodlesHahn | Jul 14th, 2008
02:39:30 PM |
Paul Anderson nuked the fridge
by Second Try | Jul 14th, 2008
02:47:15 PM |
Paul Willy Sucker Anderson
by Mysterious Yobo | Jul 14th, 2008
02:49:35 PM |
No chain whip = LAME
by Wes_Reviews_ | Jul 14th, 2008
02:55:26 PM |
zom-bot.com
by Sailor Rip | Jul 14th, 2008
03:04:24 PM |
Pok chops...
by angusthecow | Jul 14th, 2008
03:04:39 PM |
Castlevania Comic
by Autodidact | Jul 14th, 2008
03:06:32 PM |
sailor rip-
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
03:22:14 PM |
porkchop
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
03:24:45 PM |
Know little about Castlevania
by Giant Ape Balls | Jul 14th, 2008
03:40:59 PM |
DID ANYONE HERE REALLY INTEND
TO SEE THIS?
by Mullah Omar | Jul 14th, 2008
03:48:23 PM |
Anderson, did we expect
anything from him??
by TestSubject28 | Jul 14th, 2008
03:50:45 PM |
Rope Dart + Meteor Hammer +
Chain Whip = NO SWORD,
ASSHOLE!
by Baked | Jul 14th, 2008
03:54:34 PM |
Dominic Purcell can reprise
his role
by The Winged Doucheman | Jul 14th, 2008
04:03:20 PM |
Bittersweet thinking
by SPECTRE007 | Jul 14th, 2008
04:19:36 PM |
Screw this
by m_reporter | Jul 14th, 2008
04:21:30 PM |
Hollywood is a creepy, violent
ass-rapist
by Brunomac | Jul 14th, 2008
04:30:31 PM |
I don't understand
by snowtires | Jul 14th, 2008
04:31:39 PM |
Castelvania...
by m_reporter | Jul 14th, 2008
04:36:36 PM |
i fucking hate
by DigitalBeachWar | Jul 14th, 2008
04:48:00 PM |
THIS IS A OLD DRAFT, MERRICK
by LastStop2006 | Jul 14th, 2008
05:00:33 PM |
The First 10 minutes of the
film
by The Winged Doucheman | Jul 14th, 2008
05:02:33 PM |
when the hero gets hit-
by zom-bot.com | Jul 14th, 2008
05:05:53 PM |
DON'T MAKE THIS VERSION! STAY
TRUE TO THE VIDEO GAME!!!
by Shakes The Clown | Jul 14th, 2008
05:42:19 PM |
Well, that's all I needed to
hear...
by br1947 | Jul 14th, 2008
05:47:22 PM |
That's fine
by otm shank | Jul 14th, 2008
06:10:09 PM |
Stay true to the game?
by NiceGuyEddie19 | Jul 14th, 2008
06:11:41 PM |
No Whip = Flames on Optimus +
Nipples on Batman
by Gus Van Rant | Jul 14th, 2008
06:14:37 PM |
The flames on Optimus...
by NiceGuyEddie19 | Jul 14th, 2008
06:17:51 PM |
Is this beyond Nuking the
fridge?!?!
by Violator90 | Jul 14th, 2008
06:24:03 PM |
Everything Paul W.S. Anderson
touches...
by Gus Van Rant | Jul 14th, 2008
06:36:20 PM |
Well, atleat Deathrace looks
promising.
by Stalkeye | Jul 14th, 2008
06:44:54 PM |
Castlevania
by SnakesOnABicycle | Jul 14th, 2008
07:01:56 PM |
Should base it off Castlevania
III
by frofropimp | Jul 14th, 2008
07:04:09 PM |
Castlevania 3
by Brunomac | Jul 14th, 2008
07:07:03 PM |
I sure HOPE the
videogame-2-film trend won't
follow
by SpencerTrilby | Jul 14th, 2008
07:30:39 PM |
Crack that whip!
by Grand Moff Toht | Jul 14th, 2008
07:57:18 PM |
Original Cast list
by Grand Moff Toht | Jul 14th, 2008
07:58:39 PM |
Rememver Alucard
by kungfuhustler84 | Jul 14th, 2008
08:16:44 PM |
*remember
by kungfuhustler84 | Jul 14th, 2008
08:21:07 PM |
Spencer Trillby
by kungfuhustler84 | Jul 14th, 2008
08:39:57 PM |
kungfuhustler84 - I'm wit'ya,
but for totally different
reasons
by SpencerTrilby | Jul 14th, 2008
09:33:52 PM |
No Power Pellets In PAC MAN:
THE MOVIE?!?!?!
by LaserPants | Jul 14th, 2008
10:01:25 PM |
oh believe me Spencer
by kungfuhustler84 | Jul 14th, 2008
10:40:53 PM |
I think if they respect the
property
by Rufferto | Jul 14th, 2008
10:49:58 PM |
A movie would need these
bosses at least:
by Rufferto | Jul 14th, 2008
11:01:00 PM |
One of the best NES games
ever...
by Nasty In The Pasty | Jul 14th, 2008
11:24:52 PM |
Oh yeah, and there needs to be
a Clocktower area
by ur-vile | Jul 14th, 2008
11:29:09 PM |
PoS Anderson...
by SithScorp | Jul 14th, 2008
11:37:23 PM |
I blame Bluray for this mess
by Mace Tofu | Jul 15th, 2008
12:06:48 AM |
death race trailer FUCKING
SUCKED SO MUCH ASS
by drturing | Jul 15th, 2008
12:55:05 AM |
If This Movie
by Athanatos | Jul 15th, 2008
01:15:05 AM |
More AICN legendary lines lol
by Seth Brundle | Jul 15th, 2008
01:17:37 AM |
BIGGEST FUCKING HACK EVER
by deliciouscowbell | Jul 15th, 2008
01:27:33 AM |
Where is Starfox: the movie
by Spazatronic 2000 | Jul 15th, 2008
02:05:11 AM |
Don't let that fucker near
anything ever again!
by Motoko Kusanagi | Jul 15th, 2008
02:14:01 AM |
hopefully they do early Vanias
by Prossor | Jul 15th, 2008
03:01:50 AM |
Amnesia
by Lost Jarv | Jul 15th, 2008
03:41:53 AM |
Why is PWSA obsessed with guys
on mission going to the
dungeon
by TallBoy66 | Jul 15th, 2008
03:54:07 AM |
speachless...
by Ecto-1 | Jul 15th, 2008
04:19:29 AM |
RE: To those who object to my
statement...
by Organs | Jul 15th, 2008
04:41:06 AM |
More thoughts...
by Organs | Jul 15th, 2008
04:48:37 AM |
Even the Gameboy version was
fun
by Glamour Fairy | Jul 15th, 2008
05:25:47 AM |
Are you guys really upset
about a movie based on a side
scrollin
by ELGordo | Jul 15th, 2008
07:31:45 AM |
ELGordo
by MariusXe | Jul 15th, 2008
08:14:39 AM |
Can't say I really care for
(or know anything about)
Castlevania
by Jack the Riddler | Jul 15th, 2008
08:21:40 AM |
I really miss my Super
Nintendo...
by I AM ROCKO | Jul 15th, 2008
08:47:10 AM |
Final Fantasy
by Lost Jarv | Jul 15th, 2008
10:21:24 AM |
Paul W(ank) S(hit) Anderson...
by Motoko Kusanagi | Jul 15th, 2008
10:54:03 AM |
EVENT HORIZON? I liked it
better when
by Mace Tofu | Jul 15th, 2008
03:53:22 PM |
bitching about adaptation =
don't understand
by necgray | Jul 15th, 2008
05:28:02 PM |
WTF Anderson to reimagine
MARIO BROS. !!
by Violator90 | Jul 15th, 2008
08:51:38 PM |
ELGordo & MariusXe
by SpencerTrilby | Jul 16th, 2008
11:40:00 AM |
Organs
by SpencerTrilby | Jul 16th, 2008
11:46:23 AM |
