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Script Girl tells us QT's INGLORIOUS BASTARDS sold to Miramax (home at last) + a bevy of beastly scripts!

Hey folks, Harry here with the luscious Script Girl busting out with some fun twisting Nazi dancing and a curious obsession with a particular furry critter. Here ya go - Quentin's gonna have a Miramax logo on that next movie of his! Woo Hoo!

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  • July 12, 2008, 2:56 p.m. CST


    by Daniel_Plainview

    thought it was the WEINSTEIN COMPANY duh!

  • July 12, 2008, 2:58 p.m. CST

    QT isn't the best of his generation.

    by GQtaste

    PTA, Spike Jones, Fincher are at least on par and I think PTA is the finer filmaker. And of course you got the brothers, Coens bringing it every time except for two. i.e. Ladykillers. Hell, I'd put the man who wasnt' there up w/ anything he's done since Pulp. Hell even David O Russell has the same amount of talent. He might be the biggest asshole in directing but I"d put Three Kings up against QT's past. And of course I"m forgetting Alexander Payne as well.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:02 p.m. CST

    I agree.

    by DHJeffries

    I think that Death Proof proved that QT's writing might sound good in the hands of competent actors, but give it to amateurs and it's laughably bad. But that could be Tarantino's direction, also. I think that QT is better than most of the directors listed by GQtaste, but certainly not PTA by a long shot. He's head and shoulders above QT.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Is this chick half Asian or something?

    by GQtaste

    Just asking cause she looks different. Oh, and can't wait for the Chic. Bulls Dancers flick! And the new twist to her gimmick is stupid as hell.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:02 p.m. CST

    So Miramax not the Weinsteins huh? *NT*

    by JediRob

  • July 12, 2008, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Q has made three good films.

    by GQtaste

    Dogs, Pulp andJackie Brown. Those other dudes i mentioned have made at least three good films. Esp. Cohens and PTA.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Can You Just Have This Printed Up As A List?

    by Vic_Arpeggio

    She's cute, but wading through a long YouTube clip is a chore every week.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:09 p.m. CST


    by Vic_Arpeggio

    None of the animation is funny.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:10 p.m. CST

    god, what a rack.

    by dr sauch

    so hot.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:10 p.m. CST

    When will QT talk casting!!!

    by ABking

    Come on already, people want to know who will be in this film!!! It better be Arnold, Sly and Bruce. Fuck Eddie MURPHY, who just came out with SHIT!

  • July 12, 2008, 3:11 p.m. CST

    cohen Brothers

    by Miguel De Barioz

    You suck man! I LOVE QT! He is soo cool. Ive seen Dogs, Jackie Brown and Dusk & Dawn, gonna get a copy of the other one later this year. Rob Cohen and his brother could not direct a dog taking a shit whilst it ate a sandwich filled with shit. Me & my dad went to see No country Old Man and we both thought it was shit. The killer looked gay, the hero looked gay the only thing that was good was when he shot the dog, that was very cool (I hate dogs). So Mr GQtaste, I think you better start broadening your horizons and watch all of QTs videos.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:12 p.m. CST

    yeah, definitely in love

    by dr sauch

    and i get to hear about movies at the same time!!

  • July 12, 2008, 3:17 p.m. CST

    script girl is so cool!!!

    by listo65

    i don't really know why... i don't even really pay attention to anything she says but she is so freaking cool!!! she's just like the coolest person ever.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:23 p.m. CST


    by Damage_Inc

    What was that thing everybody was talking about with JackNanceRevenge anyway?

  • July 12, 2008, 3:24 p.m. CST

    did anyone notice?

    by listo65

    that all of these fucking scripts suck titties??

  • July 12, 2008, 3:29 p.m. CST

    isnt it summer???

    by listo65

    when is this hottie going to do one of these in a bikini????

  • July 12, 2008, 3:30 p.m. CST

    So how much did Inglorious Bastards sell for?

    by ZoeFan

    That's what really matters.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:32 p.m. CST


    by hollywoodsummers

    Is there still anyone out there who hasn't got a PDF of INGLORIOUS BASTARDS yet and wants it? I've already been e-mailed it 4 seperate times. Has this ever happened with any other script lately?

  • July 12, 2008, 3:36 p.m. CST

    I heart scriptgirl

    by Spartan78

    and her gigantic......tracks of land

  • July 12, 2008, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Scriptgirl likes to

    by MrJJonz

    lie under a glass coffee table while Harry curls one out onto it. Well, that's what I heard

  • July 12, 2008, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Miguel De Barioz

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Are you for real?

  • July 12, 2008, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Script Girl means...

    by Thrillho77

    it's time for my weekly "Inglorious Wank" followed by weeping. Can't wait! *thumbs up*

  • July 12, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST


    by Executor

    Now we can decide for real how batshit or genius Quentin is, instead of just speculating.<p>

  • July 12, 2008, 3:52 p.m. CST

    And it pained me to post that on this douchebag talkback.

    by Executor

    Seriously. This is why everyone makes fun of you. One pair of tits and everyone goes apeshit. What a bunch of nerds.

  • July 12, 2008, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Actually, guys it's called Inglourious Basterds . . .

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

    So says Tarantino. It's written in a new type of English, called Dumglish.

  • July 12, 2008, 4:11 p.m. CST

    I like scriptgirl but...

    by christian66

    ...shouldn't this just be a close-up of her breasts with a voice-over at this point? If that's how she wants to be percieved...

  • July 12, 2008, 4:12 p.m. CST

    great Pussyjuggs scriptgirl.

    by wowsah156

    yeah pussyjuggs.

  • July 12, 2008, 4:22 p.m. CST


    by GhostKiller

    I just can't get into her ever since someone pointed out that the left side of her face is bigger than the right. Fucking weird.

  • July 12, 2008, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Another fucking week, another fucking soft drink advert

    by palimpsest

    Though that's what fascinates me about this site. Quint's "Movie A Day" thing is splendid, Vern is a minor God, Capone seems like good people, Harry wrestles with his conscience and usually loses, Mori veers between enthused, bitter, and jaded and Herc delivers the TV goods. Mr Beaks is solid, Merrick is a charitable gesture to a relative made flesh, and ScriptGirl is laughable. Who gets the RedBull money?

  • July 12, 2008, 4:43 p.m. CST

    I would tit fuck the shit outta script girl!

    by guerillakarma

    because I'm wasting too much time on the internet instead of getting out

  • July 12, 2008, 4:56 p.m. CST


    by davebaxter1989 will trade for ben button if wanted

  • July 12, 2008, 5:01 p.m. CST smally request please

    by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro

    Can you post a video of you playing Nintendo's Wii Fit?<P> nothing but boy shorts please. Thanks

  • July 12, 2008, 5:03 p.m. CST

    @Hollywood summer et all. *PLS SEND ME SCRIPT!!!!

    by wilsonfisk89

    I dont have much to trade, got some good music, stuff like that, but am dying to read this script. Or does anyone know where it might be found?? Thanks!

  • July 12, 2008, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Some one please send me this script!

    by wilsonfisk89


  • July 12, 2008, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Fuck you, haters!

    by Zarles


  • July 12, 2008, 5:42 p.m. CST

    I wanna put my penis in between her boobies.

    by Mike_D


  • July 12, 2008, 5:52 p.m. CST

    As The Beatles put it...

    by palimpsest

    "all the lonely people, where do they all come from?"

  • July 12, 2008, 5:53 p.m. CST

    How much $?

    by psychedelic

    Not usually interested in dollar amounts but in this case I'm curious. How much $ did QT get for the script? She didn't say. It's one of those scripts you'd think be worth a king's ransom.

  • July 12, 2008, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Scritpgirls should just change her name to Boobgirl.

    by Violator90

    That's pretty much all we see and actually, want to see. She should just focus on her boobs and voice over the new that very few are listening to. Though there is some funny shit said in here. Now that is news!

  • July 12, 2008, 6:14 p.m. CST

    i want to see her naked

    by Gargolito

  • July 12, 2008, 6:18 p.m. CST

    get a life

    by cool_britannia79

    she's a woman. women have breasts. get over it boys, jesus, you guys are embarrassing.

  • July 12, 2008, 6:18 p.m. CST


    by zacdilone

    Look! I made you stop thinking about boobies for a whole 3 seconds!

  • July 12, 2008, 6:29 p.m. CST

    How much money is wasted on these scripts

    by #1 Zero

    Most of the ideas were crap. Alot of the animal stuff sounds like a "4 quadrant" pleaser that the studios think will bring in guaranteed dollars. Seriously two families of talking animals move in together. What is that? I know most of these movies get sold for hundreds of thousands of dollars if not millions and almost all of them never get made, and most that do aren't done well. I know that the average hollywood writer doesn't make a lot of money but when this crap is selling so often and for as much was the writers strike worth the billions lost to the california economy for that year?

  • July 12, 2008, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Inglorious Bastards is sounding...

    by NiceGuyEddie19

    Worse and worse. Started out as an older male star driven orgy of bad-assery, with Sly, Arnold, Bruce, and Tim Roth, and has come to sound pretty cliche and standard; a Jewish pride WWII action flick. Did he watch that Zohan pile of shit before he came up with this idea?

  • July 12, 2008, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Yeah she has boobs, cool, Please send me script!!?

    by wilsonfisk89

  • July 12, 2008, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Mythological Veterinarian

    by kungfuhustler84

    may be the worst title of a movie ever.

  • July 12, 2008, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Taking all bets Part Deux: How many times a day...

    by F-1000

    Do you think Script Girl has to whack off her senile producer's old balls? <p> (And yes, most chicks do have boobies, but if you build an obnoxious reputation around your tits while insinuating you are producing a show based on industry and intelligence, (you know, instead of your tits) it undermines your non-sexualized efforts.<p> Of course we all know that Script Girl's show is poorly thought out and poorly executed. And the fact that my formula is correct, (that after every TB her neckline drops a winsy bit more) indicates that being a wannabe Mary Hart is probably not her ultimate goal. She's just too inept and unimaginative to crack the public psyche any other way than using her tits to pander to whoever she can. (Cause she sure as hell hasn't got the face.)<p> If her tits hadn't been able to convince Harry's belly to help bludgeon her into our consciousness she'd still be lamenting her own YouTube obscurity.<p> Which brings me to my final point, shame on those who reocnigze her for her swangin' panderin' tits? Shame on her for using by and far her ONLY asset (She sure as hell can't develop an interesting show)to catch people's attention and then boring them with her droning uninspired show. <p> At least that Hotforwords chick, Marina brings something to the table and drops someting on the it other than her breasts.

  • July 12, 2008, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Hey wilson Fisk

    by kungfuhustler84

    I tried sending you the script twice and it just got sent back to me, saying you had an undeliverable address. Sorry dude. Might want to check into that.

  • July 12, 2008, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Seems to me...

    by NiceGuyEddie19

    That if it were ScriptGuy (no matter how he dressed) there'd be less overly-concerned, overly-analytical bitterness toward this series of videos. It's honestly kind of disturbing how some of you feel the need to completely pick her apart and make so many vile, disgusting insults about her. It's especially creepy because you keep watching and posting about it. If you don't like her, don't watch her - that's if you can resist staring at her breasts.

  • July 12, 2008, 6:57 p.m. CST

    hey, that TDK prologue stuff..

    by Aeghast

    ..was here? Or it really wasn't? I think I saw it.. here.. just a second ago.. ;)))

  • July 12, 2008, 7:31 p.m. CST

    What's with people still begging for the IG script?

    by YND

    There are links to it EVERYWHERE. There's a link to it on this very talkback by Executor above. I don't know if that one's live, but the two posted over in Harry's script review and at Jeff Wells' certainly are. Do a little legwork.

  • July 12, 2008, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Why make a video about this?

    by BurgerKing

    Just so geeks can see some chicks cleavage I guess? I don't know why this couldn't just be typed out, it's not really video material, pretty boring. But again, the boobs I guess. <p> Also whats with the random subliminal 1-second flash of that chick in a seductive pose?

  • July 12, 2008, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Er... IB script.

    by YND

    Just woke up.

  • July 12, 2008, 7:50 p.m. CST


    by marcomc2

    my god what the fuck was that german jack rabbit slims dance with nazi costumes?! are you serious? im german, and thats fucking ridiculous. i cant believe how retarded people can be if they never leave their country. ignorance and racism. cool. awesome.

  • July 12, 2008, 8:09 p.m. CST


    by Damage_Inc

    is a remake of the Dirty Dozen? BTW, fuck that beaver.

  • July 12, 2008, 8:11 p.m. CST


    by anyrandomhero

    Thanks a lot for the link man.....oh and erm tits!

  • July 12, 2008, 8:14 p.m. CST

    "Down Periscope"

    by Napoleon Park

    A periscope made out of pillow feathers? That's just s2pid.<p>Thinking a bad animation of Nazi's dancing is funny? Now that's just s3pid.

  • July 12, 2008, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Harry, is this really necessary?

    by StanTheProgressor

    She utterly fails at being the Zero Punctuation of the movie scripts. Her voice has zero inflection, and her "script news" are uninformative. No offense, ScriptGirl, I'm sure your writing is superb and you seem to be in the know among the literary circles of Hollywood. You also seem intelligent, but the videos so far were really uninspired. I am sorry, but U don't have any constructive suggestions to help out -- it's hard to make a list of movie abstracts and payouts interesting. I know you're trying. I am not going to make any jokes about the reasons this video makes it to AICN; I will only say that I cannot discern no more than two.

  • July 12, 2008, 8:58 p.m. CST


    by blckmgk13

    ...still not showing the jubblies.

  • July 12, 2008, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Gah! A double negative ;_;

    by StanTheProgressor

  • July 12, 2008, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Damn You Michael Bay


    Damn You Michael Bay

  • July 12, 2008, 10:08 p.m. CST

    HEY MORONS!!!!

    by Executor

    All you asking for people to email you the Bastards script...why don't you read the talkback. I posted a link to it about 10 hours ago.

  • July 12, 2008, 10:20 p.m. CST

    It's the disrespect that galls me most

    by bravogolfhotel

    I have nothing against ScriptGirl; she seems, from the limited impression we get, to be a bright and lively woman. It's just that I come to AICN to be spoken to on my level, and the apparent presumption of site management that I won't be interested in a report of what scripts sold this week without some cleavage being part of the bargain is... highly unflattering.

  • July 12, 2008, 10:21 p.m. CST

    @ Kung Fu,

    by wilsonfisk89

    Yeah I got a copy, thanks - cant wait to read it. Most anticipated film post Dark Knight.

  • July 12, 2008, 10:29 p.m. CST

    John_T[he Revelator]

    by StanTheProgressor

    (a) This site is necessary to me because I love movies. (b) Scriptgirl videos do absolutely nothing for my love of movies. (c) You don't have to be good at X to be a good critic of X with valid points. Case and point: AICN's top brass discussing moviemaking. (d) Sorry, I don't share your appreciation of Brazilian Fart Porn. Good luck and have fun, though. (d) Damn straight, I hate double negatives. Don't know 'bout soft hands, and not sure how it is with you, but I prefer working with a sharp mind instead.

  • July 12, 2008, 10:45 p.m. CST


    by bravogolfhotel

    Oh, she's certainly got splendid cleavage, I'm just not entirely convinced that said soft and heaving plenitude isn't being misused or, at least, miscontextualized. Please don't let my personal displeasure be any bar to appreciating her ripe abundance.

  • July 12, 2008, 10:48 p.m. CST

    Inglorious Bastards.

    by anyrandomhero

    I just read it so this post will contain spoilers!!! The script wasn't what i was expecting but i still really enjoyed it. But did anyone else feel the bastards themselves don't have enough screen time at this point in time? I wanted to see a lot more of them causing shit like when they're sat in the circle near the beginning. I's have liked a half hour or so of them causing shit and just following the characters like the middle of Saving Private Ryan but with a Tarantino slant.

  • July 12, 2008, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Do they seem slightly smaller this week?

    by br1947

    maybe it's just the stripes....

  • July 12, 2008, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Nice Tits Honey...

    by Redfive!

    really you have nice tits.

  • July 12, 2008, 11:57 p.m. CST

    Hey, anyone notice....?

    by salamimansam

    She has got breasts? Two of them? A pair? Wouldn't we all love it if Harry posted vlogs rocking his prodigious pair for all of us to wax philosophical about? A girl has got to get noticed some how I guess.

  • July 13, 2008, 12:07 a.m. CST

    JohnTChance, you sidewinding anti-semite!

    by JackNanceRevenge

    Auschwitz jokes? Where do you get the stones, nudnik?! I'm reporting you to the JDL.

  • July 13, 2008, 12:08 a.m. CST

    ScriptGirl is Smart as well as Cute & Hot

    by chromedome

    She knows she can stir up Lowest Common Denominator Juvees with Glimpse of Cleavage, and she can reach others with information and humor (The Goodfellas/Civil War bit was GREAT NESS last week). <p>The essence of marketing is to attract attention, and she does that: people come in here every week to view the vid, complain in the TB--seems like a compulsion, don't it?<p>ScriptGirl owns the TB.

  • July 13, 2008, 12:11 a.m. CST

    Hey Jackie Boy

    by kungfuhustler84

    you checked out the Inglorious Bastards script yet from your big writing job? That's not trying to start a fight or anything. I really am just dying to hear everybody's thoughts on this thing.

  • July 13, 2008, 12:15 a.m. CST

    I think ****** did a good job this week...

    by JackNanceRevenge

    Am I really the only one here who knows SG's real name? WTF?

  • July 13, 2008, 12:26 a.m. CST

    INGLORIOUS BASTARDS screenplay: It's a mess

    by No Respectable Gentleman

    It's bizarre, hokey, schmaltzy, historically laughable, indulgent, politically and ethically offensive, and characteristically indulgent. With all respect to Harry, he raved about THE HAPPENING script, too. If this one ever gets to the screen it'll be an expensive curiosity piece, nothing more. Though it has the potential to become a camp classic. QT should have settled on THE DIRTY DOZEN/KELLY'S HEROES hybrid we were all waiting for.

  • July 13, 2008, 12:29 a.m. CST


    by mike_shelton

    I'm pretty much in the same boat as you as far as getting something that I wasn't quite expecting, but honestly, I think it works the way it is. As long as this script has been out there, and all the comments I've seen about it being a Dirty Dozen rip off or whatever, I'm not surprised that he changed it. I haven't seen the first film titled "Inglorious Bastards" (or is it Inglourious Basterds?) yet, but just looking at the synopsis, I'd say that they're not that much alike, really.<p> This is without a doubt, the most grammar and spelling error laden script I've ever seen written by a pro though. Truly mind-boggling. Loved the Sequence with Donny and Hirschberg in the theater. Really funny stuff.<p> To the guy asking about the girl feet closeups...I'd say without a doubt. There's a part in the script that's painfully obvious. I pray I didn't screw up the paragraph breaks.

  • July 13, 2008, 12:32 a.m. CST


    by kungfuhustler84

    I am openly asking you to discuss something else besides ScriptGirl for once. i don't think anyone really gives a shit about what her real name is. I have never even seen you post on another talkback ever dude.

  • July 13, 2008, 12:42 a.m. CST

    Is that a mole on ScriptGirl's right breast?

    by otm shank

    If so, please get that taken care of honey. Skin cancer is nothing to boobs about.....I mean tits about....I mean.....

  • July 13, 2008, 12:45 a.m. CST

    Kungfuhu...I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Tarantino script...

    by JackNanceRevenge

    We have major beef. Stems from Dusk Till Dawn party back around 96. Long story but it involves a smokin' hot epileptic Playmate with grande mal seizures, giant rails of coke in the men's room at Canter's, and Tom Savini trying to kill me with a fucking sword. Nuff said.

  • July 13, 2008, 12:46 a.m. CST

    hahaha okay Jackie Boy

    by kungfuhustler84

    I can take that

  • July 13, 2008, 12:58 a.m. CST

    Copy of the script...

    by JWurst72

    Please sir???

  • July 13, 2008, 12:59 a.m. CST

    And that's not to say he's not talented kfh because...

    by JackNanceRevenge

    obviously he is. But hey...Hitler was a pretty good writer too.

  • July 13, 2008, 1:02 a.m. CST

    I know what you mean man

    by kungfuhustler84

    grudges and personal shit.

  • July 13, 2008, 1:10 a.m. CST

    definitely needs more bastards

    by gonzo1006

  • July 13, 2008, 1:11 a.m. CST

    definitely needs more bastards

    by gonzo1006

    QT could stand to cut chapter 3 in half and put another Bastards sequence in there, although the theater plot turned out to be my favorite thing, suprisingly

  • July 13, 2008, 1:59 a.m. CST

    Is anyone going to create a 'spoiler free' IB website?

    by ribbitking

    Why am i thinking of the grand canyon all the sudden... oh wait.. yeah, ... i think i've read all ove quentin's scripts before seeing the movie since Jackie Brown...had absolutely no problem enjoying the movies completely... but for some reason, i think i wanna keep this one fresh.

  • July 13, 2008, 2 a.m. CST

    woops sorry, worst spelling ever

    by ribbitking

  • July 13, 2008, 2:07 a.m. CST

    You can say what you like about Quentin Tarantino...

    by TroutMaskReplicant

    But whenever I need a yardstick with which to assess my dialogue, I open up my copy of Pulp Fiction (or Casablanca or Aliens et cetera). It always makes me smile. I actually wonder if Tarantino hasn't been doing as well lately because he's been focusing more on things he's weaker at, like plotting, than dialogue. He has said how great he thinks he is as a writer of dialogue, perhaps he's become complacent too...

  • July 13, 2008, 2:12 a.m. CST

    The still decolletage shot is appreciated.

    by Baked

    Pepped up my day and my danglage. Glorious. Were I to have my druthers, I would have her bear and nurse my children ... or at least practice intensely and repeatedly.

  • July 13, 2008, 2:53 a.m. CST

    scriptgirls head is cut off and it really bugs me


    goddamnit put some space between the top of the frame and the top of your head

  • July 13, 2008, 3:24 a.m. CST

    QT = horribly overrated

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    One brilliant script (TRUE ROMANCE)<p> One great movie (PULP FICTION)<p>The rest varies between good (DEATH PROOF), mediocre (RESERVOIR DOGS) and atrocious (KILL BILL 1&2, JACKIE BROWN, FOUR ROOMS segment).

  • July 13, 2008, 3:28 a.m. CST

    Serious question for Gus Van Rant...

    by Chief Redcock

    You must be someone high up on the Hollywood food chain, or Harry would've banned you a long time ago. Who are you?

  • July 13, 2008, 3:41 a.m. CST

    I agree

    by kungfuhustler84

    more of the title characters and some more action would benefit the project a great deal

  • July 13, 2008, 5:23 a.m. CST


    by SunTzu77

    pass on IB for me...I'll rent it maybe. I wish QT the best. I honestly don't know what to think. Ever since QT and Roger split...QT's script dialogue, imho, just doesn't seem quick-witted anymore... perhaps Quentin and Roger had a yin-yang effect on each other. As far as Scriptgirl...I don't know what her goal is anymore. I don't see improvements in presentation, delivery, etc. every week. Btw, guys... if you want to see chick breasts... visit a beach. You'll see a lot more than you see here.

  • July 13, 2008, 5:57 a.m. CST

    are we supposed to read all that...

    by aint_it_cruel?


  • July 13, 2008, 6:38 a.m. CST


    by billypilgrimisunstuck

    i just want to throw a pencil between that crack for target practice.

  • July 13, 2008, 8:13 a.m. CST


    by anyrandomhero

    I agree that it works as it is and i really liked it - the drinking scene in the basement/tavern is probably my favourite, you just know thats gonna be really intense on film. <br> If this was the vision that he had all along then the Arnie, Sly and Bruce team up would never have worked. What actors do you or anyone else see in the roles? Too be honest I'd be happier with a lot of unknowns for the bastards, maybe with big name actors in the smaller roles. I'm half expecting him to go really weird with casting and we'd end up with a chinese Hitler or something.

  • July 13, 2008, 8:49 a.m. CST

    Miguel De Barioz

    by Sebilrazen

    It's actually Ethan and Joel, Rob is the brother they don't like to talk about.

  • July 13, 2008, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Script Girl is stupid

    by Drunken Rage

    And so are her tits.

  • July 13, 2008, 12:06 p.m. CST

    It always brightens my day...

    by conspiracy

    to see a woman who has no other obvious talent than to show her physical attributes to claim her 15 minutes of youtube fame. Still..if you got it might as well use it while it lasts.....Incredible body SG...I envy the bastard who not only gets to rape those lovely jugs nightly, but no doubt gets to blow his hot sticky jizzload all over that be-speckled, somewhat cross eyed face. Now if we could just see the rest of you I could file ya in the Spank Bank for future reference.

  • July 13, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    This babe has a great attitude

    by Hikaru Ichijo

    cool segment

  • July 13, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Is this the real Inglorious Bastards script?

    by Laserhead

    Because it reads like it was composed by an illiterate; constant mispellings, uses of wrong word ('purpose' for 'propose') and it's shallow and boring as fuck. Is this the real script? I kind of think it can't be, it's so bad, but every now and then in it there's something that seems completely, authentically Tarantino.

  • July 13, 2008, 2:15 p.m. CST

    PTA has a ton of heart

    by wilsonfisk89

    Hard Eight especially.

  • July 13, 2008, 2:16 p.m. CST


    by tbransonlives

    Who else wants to star a boycott of all the celebrities(even the Z list internet ones)that won't show their tits?

  • July 13, 2008, 5 p.m. CST


    by dioxholster

    thats all i focused on.

  • July 13, 2008, 5:04 p.m. CST

    eww Conspiracy, thats disgusting?

    by dioxholster

    you a sexist man, but u totally read my mind! I want more!

  • July 13, 2008, 6:01 p.m. CST


    by Turd Furgeson

    Well said! All these guys are influenced by someone, some just have the respect to admit it, like QT.

  • July 13, 2008, 6:13 p.m. CST

    FuckMichaelBay...My feud with Tarantino actually dates back to.

    by JackNanceRevenge

    ...1988 when he was working at Video Archives in Manhattan Beach. It involves a hijacked Norwegian freighter filled with Black Tar heroin, the corpse of a 13 year old Bahamian prostitute I had promised to bury in the desert for 21 JUMP STREET's Peter DeLuise, and a six week overdue VHS copy of Kurosawa's 1961 masterwork YOJIMBO!

  • July 13, 2008, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Inglorious Bastards script review.

    by Executor

    I'm a QT fan. Loved Reservoir Dogs and Pulp is one my fav movies ever. Jackie Brown was a step in the right directiong...then he turned into an exploitation genre director. Well, which movie is this? Definitely not a return to glory, this is like QT's take on a Jewish revenge movie. <p> This isn't QT's WWII movie. It's a a typical QT movie set during WWII. Is there a difference? Yeah. Most of the scenes that you'll be expecting from a dirty dozen movie aren't there. No real war scenes to speak of or balls to the wall action. In fact other than an introductory scene (in the aftermath of an ambush...the "big scenes" are all offscreen") which has the Bastards sitting around and executing one of the two remaining survivors, the Inglorious Bastards are completely absent from the first 84 pages. <p>Huh? A movie called Inglorous Bastards without the Bastards? Then who's the star? Answer: A Jewish girl named Shoshanna, who survives a Nazi massacre (actually, a four man massacre...again...everything in this movie is small) and flees to Paris to run a movie theater. Where she dreams of revenge (maybe this movie should be called KILL HITLER instead). This is where we are treated with the "black and white French new wave" portion of the film filled with looooooooong stretches of dialogue before we are into Chapter 4 and back to the Bastards.<p>There are some good scenes throughout, some good dialogue, and while I don't hate the script, it's definitely not fantastic. It doesn't jump out at you like Pulp Fiction, or even feel like a coherent movie like Jackie Brown or Reservoir Dogs. It's Death Proof/Dusk til Dawn level QT...he'll probably direct it a lot better than it reads, but it's really just juvenile mayhem (how many people die in the same way...a German and an American facing off and trading bullets until BOTH are dead, like the end of Reservoir Dogs. Is this is what it's come to...ripping off your OWN movies???) without the overarching pathos or emotion he showed in earlier films. <p>It's just a B (or even C) grade war tale. A mindless movie with a few scenes of over the top violence, a few really cool and tense scenes, and a whole bunch of QT meandering and overindulgence.<p> Case in point...the Chapter Titles. It upset me at first when I read the script, because it makes everything disjointed. Someone needs to tell QT that BOOKS have Chapters, and a movie is usually one cohesive narrative. Then, by the end, it dawned on me that DVDs also have chapters, and since his movies pretty much go straight there now anyway, I guess it's okay.

  • July 13, 2008, 8:43 p.m. CST

    Frankenstein-ish head

    by Prossor

    downright Hulkish

  • July 13, 2008, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Jackie Boy

    by kungfuhustler84

    everybody knows Kurosawa's best work is in Seven Samurai. I'm not going to argue that Yojimbo is a close second though. That movie was way ahead of its time with the whole fusion of east and west. It's a shame there's nobody like Toshiro Mifune anymore.

  • July 13, 2008, 9:33 p.m. CST

    wait did she say "Harvey Weinguard will produce"?

    by chien_sale


  • July 13, 2008, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Inglorious Bastards

    by kungfuhustler84

    I think one thing that's really bothering people about the script is that Tarantino leads the reader to believe the story is going one way, and then totally switches it up just to fuck with you. I personally find it funny and entertaining how many times he totally fucks with the reader.

  • July 14, 2008, 12:34 a.m. CST

    PTA overrated? Ban this prick asap!

    by GQtaste

    If PTA is overrated then who the hell do you consider good directors in that age group? Because after all thats what i was referring to, QT and his generations peers. Like I said, Spike Jonze, Fincher, PTA and Alexander Payne and of course the Cohens and David O Russell are right up there w/ QT. But I happen to think PTA is a better filmmaker as well as the Cohens. Hell, maybe even everyone of those dudes I mentioned are better.

  • July 14, 2008, 12:35 a.m. CST

    Hey...SpazmoCalrissian...I mentioned it!

    by conspiracy

    Having seen quite a few tits in my day..her crossed eyes were actually the first thing I noticed. of course then my thoughts drifted to the glorious mams, and busting a healthy load across said crossed eyed mug. I just wonder if her onion compliments those peaches.

  • July 14, 2008, 3:14 a.m. CST

    (@)(@) !

    by Cruel_Kingdom

    'Nuff said.

  • July 14, 2008, 3:37 a.m. CST


    by kungfuhustler84

    What I meant was a lot of people had expectations for the film. They were expecting a big action movie with a bunch of badasses, and instead we got something else, but I personally believe the result is just as good as it could have been had he gone the other way.

  • July 14, 2008, 3:41 a.m. CST

    Michael Bay has the role Script Girl was born to play...

    by new_old_school

    She can play the Rachel Dawes character in his yet to be produced (it's only a matter of time) Dark Knight script... and I quote,"We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world."

  • July 14, 2008, 7:55 a.m. CST

    "This ugly whore again?"

    by Cruel_Kingdom

    Shit, I'd do her. 'Nuff said.

  • July 14, 2008, 8:41 a.m. CST

    Why's everyone keep saying 'Bastards'?

    by Laserhead

    In its title and throughout the script he spells the word 'Basterds.' I don't know if that is due to Tarantino's illiteracy or what... But this script is FUCKING STUPID, posturing, shallow garbage which, in the context of WWII, would be kind of offensive to some people. Not me, but other people.<p> It's the lamest, most hackneyed thing I've ever read from Tarantino, and just looking at how badly it's written... just, Wow. I can't believe people still buy scripts from this mongoloid.

  • July 14, 2008, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Not Busting Out At All!


    False advertising. I expected to see trembling cleavage threatening to overspill her overly-tight t-shirt, only to see a bland and predictable decolletage.<br><br>Insufficient cleavage. Please try to do better next weak.

  • July 14, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Wonder how many times she had those puppies played with...

    by NeilF get the gig! Very very tacky!!!!

  • July 14, 2008, 10:54 a.m. CST

    the script is online

    by chandleyr

    I'm just a messenger passing the word don't shoot me and feel free not to click on it...if you resist of course. word on the street were true, it's a kickass script maybe the best he ever wrote. Can't wait to see the movie!

  • July 14, 2008, 10:57 a.m. CST

    john t chance so it is Harvey that produces it

    by chien_sale


  • July 14, 2008, 12:48 p.m. CST

    His last great movie was ...

    by Luscious.868

    Pulp Fiction ... there I said it. Jackie Brown was up there, but felt a little long. Kill Bill 1 was great but Kill Bill 2 sucked and since there are technically really the same flick, just split to milk the audience, when taken in total it was average in the end and his portion of Grindhouse wasn't as good as Rodriguez's portion.<p> Here's to hoping this new flick will be a return to form.

  • July 14, 2008, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Fuck Tarantino. How 'bout PEABODY & SHERMAN?

    by thegreatwhatzit

    It's pretty pathetic when Tarentino hangs around Spike's (phony) TV awards, desperately looking for adulation. After GRINDHOUSE died a horrible death at the boxoffice, he won a Scream Award only because he showed-up at the ceremony (award categories included Best Eye-Gouging Scene, et al. The level of dignity and achievement could be matched only by last year's Andy Dick Lookalike Contest). I noticed that PEABODY & SHERMAN flashed-by, very briefly, on one of Scriptgirl's credit cards; is this a spin-off of the great BULLWINKLE/Jay Ward series? If affirmative, count me in (as long as it adheres to Ward's original vision).

  • July 14, 2008, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Anchorite, you win the award for most revolting asshole here

    by samsquanch

    And that's saying a lot. Fuck off, dweeb. <p> That Nazi Pulp Fiction Dancing scene should be used as some kind of psychological therapy. For what disorder, I have no idea (perhaps the various problems Anchorite is victim of?) Whatever, it should prove more than adequate for some kind of shock therapy.