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Get Ready To Fire Your Fireworks, SCRIPTGIRL has her new Script Report - ready, set, ignite!!!
Hey Folks, Harry here with ScriptGirl's latest bit of incendiary exploding goodness - perfect for the Fourth of July! Here ya go...
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...and regret every minute of it.
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what this feature is doing on this website. I think it speaks to how irrelevant the content is that all anyone can muster themselves to say is that her breasts are nice/large/visible.
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... totally counteracts the cleavage effect. I didn't think there was any object or thing possible that could do that, but there you go.
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and she waved a little flag at the end ;-)
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Jul 05, 2008 12:05:15 AM CDT
Taking all bets: How many vids until she is reporting in her bra
by f-1000
Her push up bra that is. This bitch is so unbelievably needy for attention; if we did a scientific study of her videos we'd find that every week our TBs plunge her neckline another quarter of an inch.
So based on that algebraic formula I say we've got 5 vids till she is giving us our video titjo---err reports in her push up bra.
The sweetest and most ironic part of all this is that she's pandering to COMPLETELY the wrong crowd if she wants to further her pathetic excuse of a budding career. (Not to mention I think the market for reading Variety aloud is pretty much covered by Entertainment Tonight.) -
if so then I just got turned off
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I honestly have no respect for her. Somebody bukkake that tart and be done with it.
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Too late again, shithead.
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If I wasn't the horniest person on earth with an obsession with big boobs I wouldn't be anywhere near this. And I'll ya, I hate this chick on the principle of the Red Bull can alone. This girl is so pathetic, she's so transparent for why there "needs" to always be a Red Bull clearly visible in the shot. "Ooooh, hey, look at me! I have to work EXTRA hard to get ahead in Hollywood because I'm a woman! So I need to drink 100 Red Bulls a day so I can work 25 hours in every day to get ahead!" Give me a fucking break. And I've said this before, her horrible delivery is no different than any bad local news anchor with this contrived voice of hers.
(and yes, I'm even worse for having still even being here at this point)
Harry, I love you man and I love this site, but you are so much better than this sad display. You're giving a huge megaphone to someone who clearly doesn't deserve it. I wish you'd stop posting these videos up for her. -
Seriously. She reminds me of that semi-hot chick with down syndrome we all knew back in high school and thought about asking her to "play doctor".
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or was she happy to see me?
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THAT FUCKING WHORE! I HATE HER! I WANNA CUM ON HER BOOBIES!!! Jesus people...seek some fucking help. Theres nothing wrong with admiring a nice rack,but lets stop with all the creepy hatred,mm'kay?
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Once it interrupted my frozen gaze on her tatas. But seriously, those movies suck but those pullover pillows are mouth-watering. I am ashamed to say it, but I'll keep coming.
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...makes her hotter. Personally.
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Out of the goodness of my heart I'm willing to accept she was only wearing it for the July 4th, a day for all Yankees. Extra fail points for cutting down on the cleavage this week however.By the way, don't these usually go up later on Saturday mornings? What's poor JackNance going to do when he sees all the hours that have passed where he was unable to defend ScriptGirl's alleged honor?
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so now, im gonna put on my sox cap and rape her between her bosoms
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Fire your WORKS at scriptgirl and not fireworks? Doesn't that work better on the creepy level? By the by Titties McJuggs, the Yankees T-shirt is a nonstarter. Not only because it covers the cleavage but its the Fucking Yankees for Christ sakes.
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The gigantic cans do help, though.
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Are They Real?
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I'm out of toilet paper. Christ! The only way it could be worse is if she is wearing Dallas Cowboys underware............is she?
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about time
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See if anyone bothers watching it... I am guessing it will get 8 views...
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I hate the tone in which she reads her crap. Sounds like a rejected and pissed off anchor. Great tits though.I say take her off the site, or make her do her thing topless. Hey, if shes selling her self this way, she should do it at least without any hypocrisy.
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We've seen them already... Zzzzzzz.....
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...was really hoping for the slow reveal this time. And no I don't care about the scripts.
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about whats shes saying, i just like those titties.
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...otherwise she would be topless by now. But I have to agree there are some pretty crazy lunatics posting some creepy shit here. lol. why all the hate for bewbs?
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But she's a total asshole.
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...regarding Scriptgirl's motives for creating these videos. They don't seem to be directed to us, or even her peers, but rather the sleazy Hollywood suits who are willing to give any woman a leg up if they prostitute themselves. And AICN is her pimp by posting the videos here, and its just a matter of time before Harry announces some development involving Scriptgirl selling her script to some suit whom she agreed to blow. Its like some woman trying to get into law school by posting Youtube videos of herself reading legal briefs in a bikini. Its an obscene spectacle.
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Every single fucking time. You know it doesn't matter what she says. It ends up being the same thing. It's redundant. And that's what makes it a loser column.
You think you are doing chicks some special favor by giving them bylines, but if it is not done "without pictures", you are just setting them up for this type of bullshit.
Sell me a new contributor that I can base on writing ability.
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fuck the yankees and fuck script girl. why can't script girl be like, GONE! write your local AICN editor and tell him how you think this lady and her yankee-framed cleavage are worthless.
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fuck the yankees and fuck script girl. why can't script girl be like, GONE! write your local AICN editor and tell him how you think this lady and her yankee-framed cleavage are worthless.
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fuck the yankees and fuck script girl. why can't script girl be like, GONE! write your local AICN editor and tell him how you think this lady and her yankee-framed cleavage are worthless.
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fuck the yankees and fuck script girl. why can't script girl be like, GONE! write your local AICN editor and tell him how you think this lady and her yankee-framed cleavage are worthless.
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fuck the yankees and fuck script girl. why can't script girl be like, GONE! write your local AICN editor and tell him how you think this lady and her yankee-framed cleavage are worthless.
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sorry bout that, my mac just went CRAZY
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You've got me saluting
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Shut the fuck up. You not only missed my point *entirely*, you goofed all over the talkback.
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does this talkback remind me of the car wash scene in Cool Hand Luke?
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You have a point that most of the people in here are being a little peurile and mysoginistic, but equally, you are coming across as a little bit sanctimonious...
You, and Harry, have to understand that pretty much everyone on here dislikes Scriptgirl being headlined by AICN in this way. If people genuinely like her stuff, or her tits (mole or no mole) then they are quite at liberty to go see them on YouTube. You don't see Harry promoting some (other) sad fat bespectacled nerd's video blog about movies, but he's happy to do so when boobs enter the equation... -
It does seem as if you and Sir Wrestling are indeed on the same page. Maybe a quick re-scan of his comment and hasty apology are in order? As far the attention-whoring goes, Script-Girls efforts are no better or worse than many 'reviews' I've read on this site over the years. The nasty reaction on this talkback seems to be based on one thing. She's a she.
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Ahhhhhhh, thanks again.
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There's your foot in the door. Your Welcome.
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She does, but she was a little reticent to wear the strap on the first time. She needed a little coaching until she figured out how much lube to use, but now she's a pro.
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That eel thing made me laugh too much.
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I don't think I can express - in the english language - how much of a douchebag I think you are. Your , "Hey! Play nice! Besides, she's decent looking!" schtick is condesending and ScriptGirl should take her left boob and knock you into next week.
As I said, this column is a joke. A bad joke with the same old punchline everytime. It's like Eddie Murphy's fat suit.
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Keep scriptgirl, please! Her report is kind of boring, but the talkback is entertaining as hell.
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It means something, I am just not sure what. I am guessing a lot of people who never have sex can't handle seeing boobs. It is like some sort of frenzy. It deserves a study.
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And the holocaust was bad. Now that those obvious nuggets are out of the way, the people who put on their internet suits of armour and grandiose displays of faux chivalry in the Scriptgirl talkbacks consistently come off as douchebags. There are prostitutes on a street corner downtown whom you should rescue. I think its great if writers get attention, but not like this. And not where the writers are clearly secondary to the "reporter". If there was a Bookgirl who did reports of recently published authors with a smarmy demeanour while squeezing her low-cut well-exposed tits into every frame, I'd be equally repulsed. These reports are like fingernails on a blackboard, and are clearly nothing more than self-promotion.
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BECAUSE THEY'RE OVER 14 YEARS OLD?
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But much like a car wreck, I can't. It is like going to the grocery store and bitching to the manager to get rid of all the apples 'cause you don't like them. Just don't buy them...it is that easy. It is also like telling the manager you would like to have sex with his apples...which is the part that is strange and no doubt unsettling for the apples.
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it's like throwing cum..erm I mean CHUM in the water
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he sticks up for her. Wow. Only 15 posts on her feedback on YouTube. She is really reeling in that audience. He must have had his first wet dream. Congrats. Proud of you.
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and so are her tits.
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That number came from someone that already posted. Get with it. Now, go back to sleep. Maybe you will have another nocturnal emission.I have been saying the same thing CTM. Just wait. She will turn out to be a guy. Still, I bet JTC will still drool over her...er...him.
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heh...she said 'titsle town'
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Aww yeah! This one goes out to all you script babes out there. Cue it up, biznatches!You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this farposting every week on Ain't It Cool NewsHarry relies on the hit counts honeyHarry gets by on the hit count moneyIt's a bitch girl but you're so damn hotPeering from behind those horn-rimmed framesI see cleavage but it won't get you too farGet you too far...And don't you know? Don't you know...That it is wrong - to wear such a low cut top?So far down, plunging downI can't look anymore - so I try to be strongBut I'll never be strongWHA-OH!You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this farReadin' the latest script industry newsYou can get it from Variety honeyYou sure this ain't from a trade-zine, honey?It's bitch girl but you've gotten our attentionPutting videos up on YouTubeGivin' the "Glad Hand" will get you real farGet you real far...No surprise - you work in L.A.A boss so sleazy. I hope he gives you more payAnd don't you know - that a love can growBetween Ain't It Cool's - Talkbacker fools?Just remove a garment or two...WHA-OH!You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this farposting every week on Ain't It Cool NewsHarry relies on the hit counts honeyHarry gets by on the hit count moneyIt's a bitch girl but you're so damn hotPeering from behind those horn-rimmed framesWe could hang out and drink vodka and Red BullWe could hang out and drink vodka and Red BullWe could hang out and drink vodka and Red BullVodka Red Bulls...WHA-OH, ScriptGirl!Yeah, yeah!
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All we ask is that Monki return with a video column in which he reviews the latest Guitar Hero while wearing a thong. That would clear up the whole sexism issue.
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Does anyone know if pigphart5000 is related to Equinas (the Talkbacker who screws horses)? They seem to share an affinity for animal luvin'.
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Sure the content on script saless is slightly irrelevant but she's a decent looking woman with a reasoable delivery and the civil war piece was funny.
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than someone trying to mate with a camera just to get people to watch.
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If anything, she's going in the wrong direction. I enjoy the reports, I like her delivery, but I would like to see more, not less, cleavage. And would it killer her to shake 'em around a bit? Wet T-shirt wouldn't be bad. But she shouldn't do it topless. Once she goes all the way, I'd lose interest in her.
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That depends. How much chin do you think she'd be showing?
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..a writer named Michael Lisbe. It matches: 5 IMDB credits, one more in production, and married to actress Paula Cale. My boredom and limited google skills brought me to this deduction.
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Why'd you cut your balls off and give them to her? You're just pissed off your such pussies that you'll give your onions away to the first girl that even looks in your direction. She owns you. Completely. And it's obvious.
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..is on some tv show called "Providence", and she is indeed hot. Then again, there are boatloads of writers married to actresses.
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That they have detatchable cocks and their girlfriends/wives keep them in their purses and won't ever let them have their removable manhoods back. That's what makes them creepy. So they can spew bile all over Scripty while turning around to their girlfriend and going "Yes, dear," when she tells him to get off the computer and run down to the drugstore to get some tampons.
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I got nothing.
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...based on his posts here, I figured anything he had written would be stuff I'd never seen or would ever see. So it all fits.
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Of course, I enjoy Variety. And once I run out of skymiles redeemable for magazine subscriptions, I won't be able to get Variety anymore (cuz I'm sure not paying for it). Then there will only be ScriptGirl, who remains 100% free! With the added bonus of quivering cleavage threatening to overspill her tight little shirts. I got no complaints.
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David E. Kelly has 5 film credits, but Michelle Pfeiffer wouldn't qualify as a TV actress, and Kelly is far too talented and rich. I'll take one last look.
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Steven Spielberg. Five film writing credits (if you don't count his student films), and numerous TV writing credits (Amazing stories, etc.). Kate Capshaw is currently doing TV, and I may have polished my shiva linga while watching Temple of Doom as a 13 year old while replaying the scene where Kate says "Oh be gentle..oh be gentle with me..", I can't remember. I guess "Jack" was being modest about his directing credits and his Oscars. Thats all I could dig up. I'm sticking with Michael Lisbe for now.
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I'll take natural boobs and a cute face, thank you very much.
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I'm pretty sure she said "Titseltown" instead of "Tinseltown"
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He definitely has his share of film and TV credits, but his wife Liberty hasn't been on TV since 91', and I doubt Jack would be so modest as to not mention his numerous directorial credits.
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...then she just got her tits in the door of Hollywood.
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when Peter watches the video on relationships, and the chick starts stripping. She's funny though so I guess she's off the hook for being a hoochie.
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Now that's cool news!
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It's all about the boobs, obviously. If she wasn't flaunting her breasts, most of this talkback wouldn't be happening. Which would be a shame, cause it's hilarious. Maybe someone would like to speak in her defense though? She's not "flaunting" them, you say? She's just "more comfortable" that way, eh? Fair enough.
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Dear Scriptgirl, Please consider a tube top for one of the cumming weeks. See how I spelled "cumming". Thanks for the mammaries. I'd also like to put in a request for a full body shot. You in a tight sweater, mini-skirt. Boots. Thanks -- Exie
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Really? There are 6 or 7 girls in my office hotter than her. And my office ain't that big. http://tinyurl.com/6agw8q
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The one below. It had an understated modest beauty to it. But yeah, maybe hot was the wrong word. http://tinyurl.com/5laqx4
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Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands, and crystal brooks, With silken lines, and silver hooks.
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and then tittyfuck her headless corpse until I started cumming blood.
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and replace it with a Jones Soda. A Jones Soda bottle has a nice, long phallic neck that resembles a cock.
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You have the ability to travel through time. You want to make sure justice is served. So what do you do? You travel back through time to pick up witnesses right after the crime. Er... why not just send the jury there? Or do you even NEED a jury? Or for that matter, a judge? You're already seeing the crime, bring a gaddamn camera and just haul the guy to jail. Someone actually bought something like that? No wonder they only do remakes and sequels these days.
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to work on better Scrubs scripts and sue the doctor(s) who botched up his wife's plastic surgery.
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Yeah, I'm thinking its not him either. I get the feeling he's a bit older. The bizarro thing about all this is that anyone of the talkback regulars could be some Hollywood douchebag.
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but i dig the cleavage
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Was the question that posed from tit One and tit Two. (Apologies to Dr. Seuss).
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at first they were quick - barely noticeable - theyre getting slower/longer less subliminal - she seems very impressed with her tv-ready sex appeal - i guess hence the inserts - and i can do without the labored parodies - theyre not funny - that goodfellas gag was brutal and too long - imagine all the effort that went into that - a whole afternoon - just recording the voice over musta been work - take 29 - i agree with the poster above, nix the redbull (unless theyre paying for the space) - also, i thought dangling the american flag against her cleavage was both brilliant coneptually and distasteful all at once - and why do screenwriters have head shots - lame - do agents now require that a screenwriter have a head shot
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The loose the shirt. Any news on Tim Story's "re-imagining" of Jaws?
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Jul 05, 2008 12:28:45 PM CDT
I optioned the rights to "Who Gives a Shit" for a cool 1.5 milli
by ejkousc
Her voice is excruciating to listen to. She probably coulda benefited from some training. She sounds like shes doing her idea of an approximation of the weather girl. You know shes just some producers assistant and sneaks into his office on his lunch break. I'd stare at the Hooters longer i her voice and face were'nt so annoying.
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Just a thought.
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Look it up on the computer your obviously misusing.
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I don't care enough about talkbacks to check my spelling. But I love irony.
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...and for so many reasons.
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Sounds pretty good, althought the soundtrack is really one of the only critcisms I have with Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. I really wished they had worked the 89 Batman theme into it, it's so iconic. I know they were trying to distance themselves from the previous movies, but I think they could have done something along the lines of what was done with the James Bond theme in Casino Royale. As is, there really isn't a theme for the new series.
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More like a black snake pellet!!PWNED!
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...realizes what she's doing with AICN, and to embarrass her decides to link some nudie pics of her from back when they were together or something.
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I mean, it's relatively dry reporting peppered with corny jokes, little vignettes that go on way to long and are only sometimes conceptually funny, and mediocre cleavage. Rubbish.
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Jul 05, 2008 2:48:39 PM CDT
No "splosions in K. Burns Civil War, John T, as you know....
by chromedome
...and mostly still, black & white photosJimmy Joe is probably of the MTV fast-cut vid generation, wouldn't be able to pay attention that long....
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nice titties though
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nice titties though
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"Sling Blade" is NOT his name, you dumb-ass bitch. Now let me cum on your tits.
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I haven't watched this script girl video... the picture is enough to lead me to think that she's trying to live the character rollergirl played in Bowfinger.
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Are you really that stupid? There are many people that are in the entertainment industry. No matter what they do people always claim to be "someone" in the industry. What is worst is the fact that you believe it simply by the way they post on a website. If you believe that then I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. Very cheap.
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You and many others already have those spots tenured on this site. Just find it funny that you think you are actually on to something regarding the life of scriptgirl. Maybe you should write a script based upon that assumption. Sell it. Scriptgirl can then discuss it. Email you. The two of you can share a moment.
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First, I apologize to you. And I do mean it. Sometimes I find it funny (not just on this site) and disgusting how people can be when it comes to "identies" on the internet. Hell, in a way we all have one with the ID's we use. Seen too many people screw with others and I think I am a little pissy about it for some reason today. Just one of those days that I forgot the meds. So I apologize.As for Scriptgirl I really have no beef with her. We all need to do what is best for us in any business especially with the way things are today. I enjoy her segments. Always interested in hearing what is possible coming out as a movie. Good luck to her.
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Scriptgirl reminds me of one of the The Ladybirds, the vocal trio who padded THE BENNY HILL SHOW. She's kind of a dead ringer for the chick who shielded herself behind horm-rimmed glasses. Benny never flirted with her, he preferred to ogle some other Brit bimbo's cans (e.g. Sue Upton or Andree Melly's melons). She was often hustled-off to the wings while Benny did his usual schtick (e.g. slapping Jackie Wright's bald cranium). Thanks for evoking this trivia, Scriptgirl; I really needed the sleep.
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then why read mine? Why post to mine? You should follow your own advice. But it's you. Enough said.
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the Goodfellas joke was actually kind of funny. As soon as he said something about egg noodles I knew what it was, but still an unexpected little joke. Her whole shtick hasn't really improved, and the scripts that get sold are still always terrible. Maybe I can just ignore this now. Either it will improve in a few weeks and I can watch it again, or interest will dwindle even more and it will be gone forever. This whole script girl business is just like a warm, flat soda to me now. That said, I think it's hilarious how much hate there is for JNR now.
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You love me too much.
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Make all the tv and movie detectives green with envy when you solve it.
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...I feel like I become a bit of an asshole. But I'm not an asshole in real life, really.
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Well, also if you decide to hold a pool about the identity of jackieboy then my guess is going to be one of those guys who fills in the seats for the actors at the Oscars. I got dibbs on that. Put me down for $5.
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I would keep it. Then someday you can take to Antique Roadshow and they it might be worth something very high in price. Or just pass it on from one generation to the next in the family.
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If you include me in that two-some, I don't claim that he is or isn't what he says. I was just killing some time and don't really care either way.
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oh don't get me wrong, I really liked the score. Very dark, very fitting of the movie. But it didn't have that iconic quality of a theme to it. If you heard it playing, unless someone told you what it was from, you'd never know. Themes like the 89 Batman, James Bond, Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, etc are almost instantly identifiable but just a couple of notes.
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I love females as much as any man, but Scriptgirl read some tired "news" that frankly no one gives a fuck about is really really getting old. Yeah, it was fun just reading/writing all those crazy and mostly funny threads but now its run its course. Just take the horse about the barn and shoot it. Scriptgirl is nice to look at but only for a few second then its time to move on. The news she reads is really nothing any one really cares. Hell, I rather hear the Movie Fone Guy read off that "news" she has then her. Hell, every one is getting tired of her. But not of her sweater pups. What? I had to at least give my two cent on her cleavage. Why else be here; for the news?
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..if she was providing information that wasn't straight from Variety. How about some insider stuff, Scriptgirl? This is the Web, and your "news" is already stale by the time you report it.
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zoinks.
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Christopher Young provided the music, although he used Danny Elfman's themes.
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direct quote from an email she sent to me today:
"... go back to the talkbacks, let 'em know that somewhere...I'm watching. And probably vomiting.;) oh and also that jacknance is totally legit! And he has the nicest house I've ever seen and his pantry is bigger than my whole apartment. literally. I measured." dance, monkeys, dance! -
...that time-travelling witness protection program script sounds like a winner.
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This is just so stupid. Every time i see a headline with "Hey guys get ready for SCRIPT GIRL!!1!!OMG" I cringe. Post real news. Worst about it is you have like 300 posts of shit like "Hey look at her breasts" and "Hey she's hot (read: I hope she's reading this)". This is just totally dumb.
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but I just figured I'd voice my opinion on how I feel like this site is going downhill sometimes. I just want to see it stay rad, that's all.
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What's up bitches?
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No need to throw around the g-word! :D
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understood, sir. I guess the things about the site that are not Staying Rad, for me, are not really the TB's like this--you kinda know what you are in for when the juvees see cleavage--but the trolls who go into TBs just to complain ("BSG is crap, Whedon fans are idiots) and, of course, the Pharting Pig. I apologize for "calling you out" and mistaking you for a troll. I was wrong.I do think SG is a cutey, even if she wears a turtleneck, and I DO know she reads this :-)))))))))))))))))))) [just hadda throw that in, didn't I?]
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If you're a grown ass man commenting on her tits like that....I don't even know what to say.
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You sir, are a class act. I guess trash was too strong a word to use anyways.
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What's the point of affording JackNance any credibility? He's reading today's posts and jacking-off that his flimsy camouflage is buying him some quick "celebrity". This guy is the Tommy Flanagan of ATCN (his wife may be a dead ringer for Kathy Kinney or Whoopi Goldberg). And Scriptgirl enlightens a correspondent that "his pantry is bigger than my whole apartment"? Just feeding into the fantasy...
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Have a great rest of the weekend!
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chronological ageemotional age"How old I wish I were when a pretty girl walks by" age "how old I think I look until I look in the mirror" ageI probably have socks older than some of these juvee cleavage junkies....
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Jul 06, 2008 12:53:39 AM CDT
In Xanadu Did JackNanceRevenge A Stately Pleasure Dome Decree...
by jacknancerevenge
It's true, thegreatwhatzit. I do have a large pantry. But that's nothing. My foyer is actually bigger than your hometown. Three of your high schools could fit in my linen closet. The bidet in my grotesquely oversized bathroom is 5 times larger than the lake you swam in as a boy. I am a Colossus! I am a Titan! Fear and obey me or I shall reach down from the sky and snuff out your puny--
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Jul 06, 2008 1:01:24 AM CDT
"reach down from the sky and snuff out your puny-- fuck wife cal
by chromedome
Now THAT is funny!
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Damn hayseeds. No sophistication.
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Half of it from guys who just splooged all over their keyboards and are now feeling some heavy-duty, post-jerking shame, and the other half from misogynistic losers who furiously covet what they've never had...
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Jul 06, 2008 2:18:33 AM CDT
THE UNABOMBER DIARIES...starring VolatileMix as Ted Kaczynski!
by jacknancerevenge
What's got your titties in a twist, son?
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and for that reason, I'm out.
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Covet what they've never had? Easy to say for someone who has a couple gs and a good Doc. How are you enjoying your brand new va-jay-jay anyway bro? Taken her for a douche yet? Bro is still ok to use with you, right? Till you pick your new name that is.
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she doesn't have a deal with Red Bull. But that doesn't diminish the valiant stand you have taken against consumerism here tonight, brave Palimpest! Out you must go if honor demands it. Now go eat some DORITOS and drink a PEPSI and play XBOX and jack off with K-Y TINGLING JELLY LUBRICANT, safe in the knowledge that you have shown the Dark Overlords of Madison Avenue that their insidious trickery SHALL...NOT...PASS!
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I agree with what your saying and you make a cogent argument. What I was mocking was the heavy-handedness of the delivery. But that's just me. I'm a sweet talker. That's why they call me Sugar Tongue. Well...that and the rim jobs I used to give on Santa Monica Blvd. to pay for my film school tuition. Here's a little known fact...the sweetest asshole in Hollywood belonged to none other than Mike Connors of MANNIX fame. I don't know how he did it. It was like jamming your tongue into a freshly cut pineapple. Mmmm. Good times.
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Geek Brief TV, G4, Rocketboom, Loaded (on CNET), and about a dozen other Internet "news" shows of various stripes featuring cute perky chicks. What Scriptgirl's missing is a green screen. And a ferret.
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Jul 06, 2008 3:13:21 AM CDT
And when the going gets creepy, the creepy turn pro.
by jacknancerevenge
sorry. just saw Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. You should all see it too. So you can know what it is to be men, you mewling infants!
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Jul 06, 2008 3:25:31 AM CDT
A little less Salieri and a little more Mozart, Monster2Bpitied.
by jacknancerevenge
A mediocre effort at best, sir. Find your muse.
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...bewbs....
Maybe we can kibosh every scriptgirl thread like we did with Gone. I propose one of two things. Either fanfiction poorly written (at which I shudder already at the thoughts) or steal an already established internet catch phrase and make every subject line: "TITS OR GTFO"
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Please, go outside and talk to some real life girls, you'll find that they're people just like you and maybe, once you get to them one of them really well they might let you touch their real boobs. If you're really lucky and find one who is attracted to you for some reason she might even touch your little, ingrown cock and make it spurt.
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because she generates talkbacks bigger than any regular movie news, be it Batman or Star Wars. I think she is only trumped by the Lost end of season talk.
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And with that simple opening, JackNanceRevenge has been exposed. As a writer (a crappy advertising writer, but a writer nonetheless) I can say with some certainty that no scribe worth his spankworthy wife would EVER confuse your and you're. In fact, it's a pet peeve of most of us. Sorry, back to the mailroom and the 250-pound girlfriend with you, faker.
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...that hurt Media Messiah's feelings, then I apologize. And I apologize to ScriptGirl and anyone else's feelings I may have hurt. Like I said, these talkbacks bring out the asshole in me. It's just boredome talking, that's all. I need to quit TB's. That being said, there's a difference between talking about your dreams, and boasting claiming you deserve 700 G's for your script. But who am I to judge? I've learned in life that, there are people who talk about what they're going to accomplish, and there are people that set out and do what they are going to accomplish, and until the people in the first camp join the second camp, they never accomplish anything, so in a way these talkbacks did Media Messiah a favour.
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Get it? Support. Get it? Get it? Support Ahhh...nevermind.
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So what up with the lame Yankees gear?
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I know, I live in the city SG has it's homebase. They have Girl Only Orgies like all the time. Every Suicide Girl on the roster > Scriptgirl.
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Jul 06, 2008 1:37:36 PM CDT
thanks for telling me all about the crap movies coming out
by seabiscuits
if i want to see boobs i'll google them
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Where's the beef?
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There was one little tidbit of information in her report that caught my attention- the news that Jim Thompson's 1953 novel RECOIL is being adapted for the big screen. I don't know who this scriptwriter, Ralph Pezzullo, is. But Thompson is one of my all-time favorite writers, so this was welcome news. RECOIL was one of Thompson's finest books, great hard-boiled crime fiction.
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...was Kevin Smith.
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has a nice rack.
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She really is just going tits, tits, tits..
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But I wouldn't call Entertainment Tonight cool news. The consensus is, these Variety readings of script sales are cool to people inside the Hollywood loop who only seem to post on these articles, or to people interested in tits. As for the people interested in tits, its the internet, so you could do much better than this. Maybe AICN could post videos of Japanese women doing jumping jacks in low-cut cheerleading outfits on trampolines. And they can shout out the weekend box office numbers just to make it seem like it has something to do with movies. And I know, I'm an asshole for saying all this. I regret it everytime I post on these SG articles, but hey, I'm bored.
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even though i see them all the time. i can't but help looking at a different pair once in a while
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Everyone of the haters secretly lusts for you in his/her heart. As does Jimmy Carter. And they're pissed about all the talk about sold scripts, seeing they can't even get theirs finished.
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