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Uncapie Invokes 'Nuking The Fridge' But Still Enjoys JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (In 3-D)!!


Uncapie here!

Okay, I have a soft spot for the original 1959 version of "Journey To the Center of the Earth" with James Mason, Arlene Dahl and Pat Boone. That to me, is the epitome of what Jules Verne's story was about.

In the new version of "Journey To the Center of the Earth 3-D," director/writer Eric Brevig takes the audience on a visual treat loosely based on Jules Verne's novel that includes elements of the book - creating a side story of fast-paced, family friendly, fun adventure geared towards the younger preteen audience.

Brendan Fraser(who introduced the movie and later threw in some funny one-liners during the screening from his seat to the audience) portrays high school science teacher and messy bachelor "Trevor Anderson", whose brother was lost while trying to find an opening to the center of the Earth. Anderson believes in this theory as well, but is labeled a crackpot for doing so. To make matters worse, his lab is on the verge of being downsized and taken over by a fellow teacher (Jean Michael Park) for his own research.

Enter Sean Anderson(Josh Hutcherson), Anderson's emotionally withdrawn nephew who comes to stay with him for a week. Here, while going through a box of his brothers' belongings...trying to bond with his nephew... and cope with his loss (a nice touch to see how far we've come from the 3-D process: when he finds an old 3-D Stereoscope and wonders what it is)...a bored Sean accidentally discovers a fourth opening on Trevor's computer, located in Iceland. And off they go.

Here we meet "Hannah Asgeirsson" (the very talented, upcoming actress, Anita Briem). She's the daughter of another geologist who believed in the theory of a passage way to the center of the Earth. She becomes their guide, leading them into a local cave that might give them the answers they're looking for. Hannah is pretty, but she's no cream puff as she pulls her own weight & saves the boys who get in and out of trouble more than once.

Okay, suspension-of-belief-time when they enter the center of the Earth (as rapidly as they do) but, then again, this was also the summer of Indiana Jones surviving an A-bomb blast in a lead lined refrigerator - so I'll give them that.

Speaking of Indiana; faster than you can say, "No time for love, Dr. Jones," you see an attachment start to grow between Anderson and Hannah as they continue on their adventure - encountering man-eating plants(pretty funny scene), magnesium and magnetic rocks ("Rubies....saphires...feldspar!"), carnivorous flying fish, and of course, a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Fraser is very likable in this. He reminds me of Fred MacMurray in Disney's "The Absent Minded Professor" or "Son of Flubber"...movies from the early sixties. He plays the flawed hero well, and that's why audiences like his characters. They're believable.

Josh Hutcherson pulls his own weight as an actor & does a credible job as Anderson's nephew, who comes to grips with what happened to his father on his expedition.

Icelandic born, Anna Briem (who portrayed "Sally" for you "Dr. Who" fans out there - from the 2005 Christmas special) is a standout as the strong-willed, quick-thinking, Hannah. She's one to watch as she grows as an actress. She's quite talented and will go far.

Director/writer Eric Brevig does a good job at the helm & keeps the story moving at a break neck speed at 92 minutes. The viewer is never bored. Though there is the scene with a yo-yo that he overuses... seemed like there was going to be a payoff with this, but it never happens.

Still, it was convincing as a 3-D gimmick - which was also done with a paddle ball in the 1953 3-D version of "House of Wax" directed by Andre de Toth (who, ironically, had no depth perception as he had one eye). Brevig does payoff other gags, though, including a funny scene with Brendan Fraser spitting out his mouthwash into the audience.

The effects were good, and you can see that the engineers and techs put a lot of effort into trying to make the best possible into this new 3-D process. As in any movie, some of the effects, especially the main and closing titles (you have to stay for those) are exceptional. Monsters and some backgrounds border on excellent to okay.

The 3-D process itself: I kept thinking I was Roddy Piper from "They Live", taking the Polarized glasses on and off, and rubbing my eyes imagining that I was seeing signs that read, "BUY MORE POPCORN," "DRINK MORE SODA," and "EAT CANDY OR DIE!" in my subconscious.

This has always been the problem with 3-D. It just can't be used for long periods of time without the viewer feeling fatigued. Until this can be figured out, potentially to where one doesn't need the glasses, 3-D will always be just a fun novelty.

As most movie houses do not have the 3-D process installed with this film, treat yourself and see it in one that does. Take your kids, or little brother or sister, as this is the perfect film for them to spend an afternoon with.

-Uncapie






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Saw this last February
by Speed Fricassee
Jun 30th, 2008
01:56:42 PM
First!
by pleasebanme
Jun 30th, 2008
01:56:53 PM
They Live is a great movie
by just pillow talk
Jun 30th, 2008
01:57:12 PM
God damn it
by pleasebanme
Jun 30th, 2008
01:57:16 PM
I've heard Fraser (spelled Fraser)
by skimn
Jun 30th, 2008
01:59:02 PM
Wait for DVD
by Sithdan
Jun 30th, 2008
02:04:33 PM
Fraser could very well be a dick in real person
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 30th, 2008
02:04:51 PM
Well, I'll be pig fucked!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jun 30th, 2008
02:06:26 PM
Ha! Pigphart!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jun 30th, 2008
02:06:56 PM
Who the fuck is Uncapie?
by JBouganim1
Jun 30th, 2008
02:07:24 PM
Journey (original)
by homer40
Jun 30th, 2008
02:10:07 PM
I dunno, he does seem like a bit of a dick
by myspoonistoobig
Jun 30th, 2008
02:11:38 PM
THAT POSTER IS HILARIOUS
by Masked Avenger
Jun 30th, 2008
02:18:01 PM
Maybe he was just out of gum
by bobjustbob
Jun 30th, 2008
02:18:30 PM
They Live remake
by ciroslive
Jun 30th, 2008
02:26:25 PM
LMAO at Mysterious Yobo's post!
by MRJONZ72
Jun 30th, 2008
02:37:06 PM
He came off a little boorish and rude
by skimn
Jun 30th, 2008
02:40:11 PM
Indeed...
by Quintus_Arrius
Jun 30th, 2008
02:44:24 PM
She's Not Plunging to Her Death
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 30th, 2008
02:44:39 PM
If Brendan Fraser is a Dick
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 30th, 2008
02:45:48 PM
hmm...
by blackthought
Jun 30th, 2008
02:47:51 PM
Indiana Jones And Crystal Skulls: Special Edition
by Media Messiah
Jun 30th, 2008
02:49:49 PM
Amended: Indiana Jones And The Crystal Skulls: Special Edition
by Media Messiah
Jun 30th, 2008
02:54:14 PM
That poster tagline
by Rocklover79
Jun 30th, 2008
02:56:06 PM
"suspension of belief"??!?
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jun 30th, 2008
03:01:38 PM
3-d fatigued not in beowulf
by u.k. star
Jun 30th, 2008
03:10:00 PM
Indiana Jones And Crystal Skulls = 300 million!
by Orionsangels
Jun 30th, 2008
03:11:12 PM
Faster Pussycat...kill kill
by Uncle_Pooch
Jun 30th, 2008
03:11:47 PM
They Live remake
by skimn
Jun 30th, 2008
03:14:03 PM
I still watch my VHS copy of the '59 flick
by disfigurehead
Jun 30th, 2008
03:15:16 PM
Media Messiah
by Crackles
Jun 30th, 2008
03:15:17 PM
But the fridge was lead-lined? That explains it..
by Darth Macchio
Jun 30th, 2008
03:15:59 PM
You can take out a plane with pidgeons...
by Darth Macchio
Jun 30th, 2008
03:17:55 PM
I like the idea of Indy climbing into the ark.
by SkeletonParty
Jun 30th, 2008
03:18:29 PM
Also...
by Crackles
Jun 30th, 2008
03:19:05 PM
Yo-Yo!
by FILMFUNK
Jun 30th, 2008
03:19:40 PM
Orionsangels
by Shaner Jedi
Jun 30th, 2008
03:24:05 PM
Uncapie sent us the same review earlier...
by nukedthefridge
Jun 30th, 2008
03:27:30 PM
Check out the Stan Lee Deleted Scene from "Incredible Hulk"
by nukedthefridge
Jun 30th, 2008
03:29:06 PM
Well I'll be tea bagged
by saggyballsack
Jun 30th, 2008
03:39:11 PM
Yes, its "FRASER" thank you...
by Uncapie
Jun 30th, 2008
03:56:50 PM
You can crash a pane with a seagull
by Neil_the_Sheep
Jun 30th, 2008
04:17:19 PM
If you so much as touch the Ark, you die.
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 30th, 2008
04:23:31 PM
"This has always been the problem with 3-D"
by Rupee88
Jun 30th, 2008
04:28:14 PM
THE ORIGINAL
by No Respectable Gentleman
Jun 30th, 2008
04:33:08 PM
lol, this movie matters so little!
by Boomers_Lips
Jun 30th, 2008
04:33:17 PM
Not at all down with "Nuked The Fridge. " Not at all...
by bswise
Jun 30th, 2008
04:40:14 PM
Indy Entering The Ark During The Nuke Blast!!!
by Media Messiah
Jun 30th, 2008
05:03:16 PM
NUCLEARLY EXPLODEd THE REFRIDGERATOR
by seabiscuits
Jun 30th, 2008
05:16:11 PM
indy IV was awesome, i loved when he rode in the fridge
by seabiscuits
Jun 30th, 2008
05:17:33 PM
WTF is going on with this dumb "Fridge" catchphrase
by Doctor Land
Jun 30th, 2008
05:22:46 PM
THIS is the shit that will save Hollywood!
by Jobacca
Jun 30th, 2008
05:36:58 PM
thx007 does not own nukethefridge.com
by nukedthefridge
Jun 30th, 2008
06:29:17 PM
I saw the Pat Boone version on the big screen
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jun 30th, 2008
06:31:49 PM
Like I was saying..
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jun 30th, 2008
06:33:50 PM
Fraser's gotta branch out a little bit
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jun 30th, 2008
06:39:25 PM
You know what's funny?
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 30th, 2008
07:04:58 PM
Hm. The trailer for this really looked like shit.
by mefrog
Jun 30th, 2008
07:11:11 PM
Thanks Skeleton Party!!! Indy Touched The Ark Before When He Fou
by Media Messiah
Jun 30th, 2008
07:15:00 PM
nukedthefridge
by Merrick
Jun 30th, 2008
07:27:16 PM
Brendan Fraser isn't a dick, he's a douche.
by jimmay
Jun 30th, 2008
08:10:43 PM
A note on the term... "nuked the fridge"
by jaws8u
Jun 30th, 2008
08:47:41 PM
It needs to die already... sorry for the double post
by jaws8u
Jun 30th, 2008
08:48:25 PM
You know who else nuked the fridge?
by I am the Terminator
Jun 30th, 2008
10:51:55 PM
FuckMichaelBay: ATTACK OF THE HYPOCRITE
by I am the Terminator
Jun 30th, 2008
11:07:34 PM
That paddle ball guy in House of Wax
by Chicken Thunder
Jun 30th, 2008
11:13:12 PM
GIANT ROBOTS RULE!
by Uncapie
Jul 1st, 2008
12:45:26 AM
KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
by jackofhearts29
Jul 1st, 2008
12:49:27 AM
they've raped Jules Verne's story
by Gungan Slayer
Jul 1st, 2008
07:53:55 AM
Fraser May Be Even More Annoying Then Ben Affleck
by LaserPants
Jul 1st, 2008
09:22:56 AM
PLANT: SPOILER!
by Sammy Jankis
Jul 1st, 2008
09:42:55 AM
I guess its not suprising that
by skimn
Jul 1st, 2008
10:02:44 AM
Damn you Nuked Fridge
by HANSOLOS_CARBONITEFROZENPENIS
Jul 1st, 2008
10:46:22 AM
who cares about the fucking fridge?
by dr sauch
Jul 1st, 2008
09:39:08 PM
As Soon As The Fridge Showed-Up, The Movie Went Down The Tubes!!
by Media Messiah
Jul 1st, 2008
11:35:35 PM

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