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Ratner Talks BEVERLY HILLS COP 4 Rating & Timeframe!! But How Many $$$s Are Needed To Drag Eddie Back??


Merrick here...


Early last month, Brett Ratner did an interview with MTV regarding BEVERLY HILLS COP 4.

A particular quote in the interview lead many to the logical conclusion that the new BHC project would have a considerably softer tone/rating than its predecessors.

When asked what is biggest challenge would be, Ratner seemed to indicate that his new film would be geared towards a very PG audience.

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Capone calls WANTED an "aggressive, defiant whirlwind of a film"!!


Hey all. Capone in Chicago here.

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It’s Sarah Palin Week!! Will The Last SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Of Sweeps Bring Back Tina Fey??<br>


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Capone is won over by the unique charms of the wily FANTASTIC MR. FOX!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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FLASHFORWARD Hits Another Series Low!! MENTALIST Crushes PP!! FRINGE & DIARIES Down!! Lifetime’s RUNWAY Beats LENO!!

I am – Hercules!!

Thursday 18-49 finals (previous weeks in parentheses):

5.1 (5.6) (5.1) (5.2) (5.3) (5.0) (5.4) (6.1) (6.7) (1.8) Grey’s Anatomy
3.8 (4.0) (3.7) (3.7) (4.0) (3.5) (3.4) (3.7) (3.7) (3.6) Survivor
3.7 (3.6) (3.6) (3.6) (2.8) (3.5) (3.3) (3.8) (3.6) (1.9) The Mentalist
3.7 (4.2) (4.1) (4.2) (4.4) (4.1) (4.8) (3.9) (3.9) (4.1) The Office

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AICN Legends: Capone gets a great contact high from Kevin Smith, Part 1!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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<font color=red>Updated!</font> MondoTees Hits L.A. Tonight! Rare, Limited Edition GREMLINS And ALIEN Posters Could Be Yours!

Beaks here...

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Hoffman May No Longer Make A FOCKing Appearance, But Streisand Will!!


Merrick here...


In MEET THE FOCKERS, the 2004 sequel to MEET THE PARENTS, we were introduced to Bernie and Rozalin Focker (Ben Stiller's parents). Now that a new FFOCKERS film is rolling around, there's been some question as to who'll return.

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The Next UNDERWORLD Film Will Be Scripted By A Writer From THE SHIELD!!


Merrick here...

John Hlavin, a writer on THE SHILED, will script a new UNDERWORLD film. No word on who'll direct or star, although Len Wiseman (who directed the first two films and produced the third) will produce.

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Massawyrm returns from PLANET 51 and deems it uninhabitable!!

Hola all. Massawyrm here.

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Who Should Play Barbie, Ken & Big Jim?? Steven Spielberg Developing TV Series Based On Stephen King’s New Novel UNDER THE DOME!!


I am – Hercules!!

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Cage, Herzog, Iguanas--Capone loves creeping around with all the animals in BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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The Oscar talk is nonsense, but Capone thinks THE BLIND SIDE is fairly watchable stuff!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Capone says the animated comedy PLANET 51 is lost in space!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Mr. Beaks Feels Like He Has To Say Something About NEW MOON!

TWILIGHT: NEW MOON is expected to open to $100 million this weekend, and I refuse to believe that anyone who pays to see this non-movie will enjoy it as anything other than a shameless melange of pasty skin, chiseled abs and tween-emo longing. It's garbage. And while I'm aware there are people who mistake the torpidity of these films for tragic depth, it's my hope that many of them will soon be exposed to Jane Austen as more than a cheap allusion, at which point they'll realize - with horror-struck remorse - the ignorant error of their youth.

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New trailer for PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF hits...

Hey folks, Harry here... Earlier tonight I was at the Alamo Drafthouse South - where in the lobby there was a striking (pun intended) Standee for PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF. It is the poster art, but with Percy Jackson throwing a flashing and thundering lightning bolt. Just in time for all the NEW MOON girls to notice(?) as they ponder bloodsports or bestiality. Then I spy the new trailer online and I get what Fox hopes happens with this series.

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See the Human Tech of AVATAR!

Hey folks, Harry here having just returned from the gloriousness of Werner Herzog's BAD LT... and I'm giddy. Crazy movies like that are way too few and far between... That said, I come home to a new look at the HUMAN TECH of AVATAR featurette... and yeah we all need to see this movie now. Oh - and watch out at your local theaters - there's roving gangs of women laying siege. Tis crazy out there...

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An exclusive clip from UP IN THE AIR featuring the great Jason Bateman and that Clooney character!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago.

I told you I'd be hounding you guys with all sorts of teasers and clips for the upcoming splendor that is UP IN THE AIR, which our own Copernicus declared "the film to beat for Best Picture this year." I happen to concur.

Today, I've got clip given exclusively to AICN that features the film's star, George Clooney, and the always-excellent Jason Bateman, who plays Clooney's boss, who is announcing his intention to saddle the solitude-oriented Clooney with a temporary partner. Enjoy!

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And now Capone has the Winners' names for the Chicago FANTASTIC MR. FOX screening!!!

Hey everyone. Capone here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago premiere of FANTASTIC MR. FOX on Monday, November 23 at 8:00 pm.

Those who entered and won will receive an email from me shortly with the details on the location of the screening. If you entered this contest and your name is on the list, but you did not receive an email, let me know and I'll get you the details.

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CRIMINAL MINDS Back On Top!! Post-HANK ABC Wednesday Up!! REAL WORLD Up!! LENO Stuck in 5th Place At 10 p.m.!! <br>

I am – Hercules!!

Wednesday 18-49 ratings; prior weeks in parentheses:


3.7 (3.4) (3.4) (2.5) (3.8) (3.8) (3.6) (3.8) (4.4) Criminal Minds
3.7 (---) (3.5) (3.7) (3.4) (3.6) (3.4) (3.8) (4.2) Modern Family
3.3 (3.4) (---) (---) (3.3) (3.4) (3.3) (3.3) (3.1) Glee
3.2 (3.8) (2.8) (2.2) (3.0) (3.2) (2.9) (3.3) (4.0) CSI: NY
3.2 (---) (2.8) (3.2) (3.1) (3.3) (3.2) (3.8) (4.4) Cougar Town

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CHUCK To Replace HEROES At <br>8 p.m. Mondays Starting Jan. 11!!<br>


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Starting February, <br>LOST Will Air Tuesdays!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

“Lost” will air at 9 p.m. Tuesdays instead of in its traditional Wednesday berth, ABC announced Thursday.

This suggests it will have to contend with Fox’s top-rated megahit “American Idol,” which often airs in both the 8 p.m. and 9 p.m. timeslots on Wednesdays.

I think this is “Lost’s” first time on Tuesday.

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Capone has the Winners' Names for the Chicago NINJA ASSASSSIN screening!!!

Hey everyone. Capone here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago premiere of NINJA ASSASSIN on Monday, November 23 at 7:00 pm.

Those who entered and won will receive an email from me shortly with the details on the location of the screening. If you entered this contest and your name is on the list, but you did not receive an email, let me know and I'll get you the details.

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<font color=red>UPDATE!!</font> Merrick Thinks You Should Watch GALAXY QUEST Even If You Don't Like STAR TREK!!

Merrick again...

One of my Twitter folk kindly pointed me towards GALAXY QUEST: GLOBAL WARNING, a comic miniseries that continues the adventures of the GQ crew.

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Capone declares the Volturi to be good, but NEW MOON still disappointing!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Damn You MCMLXXVI
by TheyCallMeMisterBay
Jun 28th, 2008
07:11:00 PM
Wanted: kick ass action
by Ace Hunter
Jun 28th, 2008
07:12:44 PM
Wanted
by anyrandomhero
Jun 28th, 2008
07:19:52 PM
Liked it too...
by Judge Briggs
Jun 28th, 2008
07:24:58 PM
it's bad
by Tenenbaum
Jun 28th, 2008
07:39:56 PM
Pretty cool flick
by I Dunno
Jun 28th, 2008
07:40:38 PM
Well, I'll be...
by Speed Fricassee
Jun 28th, 2008
07:45:03 PM
Ahoy, snobs
by Kurgan
Jun 28th, 2008
07:45:27 PM
After seeing the film, I went out and grabbed the book...
by Zeke25:17
Jun 28th, 2008
07:48:52 PM
holy shit, 75% on RT! would have watched anyway..
by couP
Jun 28th, 2008
07:51:46 PM
How come skeletical equals hot these days..?
by Aethyrr
Jun 28th, 2008
07:53:50 PM
Angie's ass is NOT skeletal...
by Zeke25:17
Jun 28th, 2008
07:57:31 PM
I"LL BE.....
by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR
Jun 28th, 2008
08:14:47 PM
Dumbest movie I've ever seen.
by Kid Idioteque
Jun 28th, 2008
09:02:59 PM
Dumbest movie I've ever seen.
by Kid Idioteque
Jun 28th, 2008
09:03:00 PM
And now for more Angelina posterior news:
by Zeke25:17
Jun 28th, 2008
09:15:33 PM

by Harry Weinstein
Jun 28th, 2008
09:24:40 PM
Lower Wacker
by hyperboycomics
Jun 28th, 2008
10:00:25 PM
for a second there I thought you were reviewing Speed Racer
by dtpena
Jun 28th, 2008
10:03:50 PM
So why even use the title of WANTED?
by WoodyStiffer
Jun 28th, 2008
10:12:08 PM
Agreed Zeke
by WoodyStiffer
Jun 28th, 2008
10:15:48 PM
Wanted was shot in PRAGUE
by blakes7
Jun 28th, 2008
10:17:31 PM
Last Thing
by WoodyStiffer
Jun 28th, 2008
10:18:22 PM
This movie is ridiculous
by batzilla
Jun 28th, 2008
10:19:20 PM
I started to fall asleep
by Series7
Jun 28th, 2008
10:43:21 PM
Also
by Series7
Jun 28th, 2008
10:44:18 PM
Just got back from it
by Charlie Murphy
Jun 28th, 2008
10:52:56 PM
I think I liked it after I read bad reviews
by #1 Zero
Jun 28th, 2008
10:53:42 PM
No Joke
by Crow3711
Jun 28th, 2008
11:29:03 PM
Heaping pile of shit
by lost.rules.
Jun 28th, 2008
11:30:03 PM
Awesome ride this movie! and the logic worked!
by Dogmatic
Jun 28th, 2008
11:54:30 PM
Don't see if you
by Series7
Jun 29th, 2008
12:10:50 AM
The DEATH RACE trailer looked liked ass
by NapoleonDynamite
Jun 29th, 2008
12:39:28 AM
just popped in here to say...
by samsquanch
Jun 29th, 2008
12:42:25 AM
i can tell I would hate this
by Rupee88
Jun 29th, 2008
12:47:19 AM
Good work, gangster
by OptimusCrime
Jun 29th, 2008
12:57:41 AM
Did Jeffrey Lyons ghost write this review?
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 29th, 2008
01:12:40 AM
the movie was NOT that good
by pomophobe
Jun 29th, 2008
04:41:39 AM
I ても奇妙 Michael Bay!!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 29th, 2008
05:41:19 AM
If this movie were a woman I would f+ck it
by Cruel_Kingdom
Jun 29th, 2008
07:47:42 AM
Waste of talent
by Aeronaut
Jun 29th, 2008
09:17:56 AM
NapoleonDynamite
by Biggie Kaiju
Jun 29th, 2008
10:23:51 AM
Hell yeah
by kilik777
Jun 29th, 2008
10:39:06 AM
Saw it Friday and was rather bored.
by ShallowGrave
Jun 29th, 2008
10:48:31 AM
Gotta say I liked it.
by Pompoulus
Jun 29th, 2008
11:33:18 AM
I had much more fun --
by Pompoulus
Jun 29th, 2008
11:34:43 AM
loom of fate
by Octaveaeon
Jun 29th, 2008
12:39:58 PM
What was the name?
by blinkingfist
Jun 29th, 2008
12:46:54 PM
Take your meds little fella.
by Pompoulus
Jun 29th, 2008
12:52:51 PM
Blinkingfist
by lost.rules.
Jun 29th, 2008
01:35:59 PM
"aggressive, defiant whirlwind of DUMB."
by christian66
Jun 29th, 2008
01:37:09 PM
Whose bum is it?
by fiester
Jun 29th, 2008
02:03:19 PM
Wesley Gibson is the great grandfather of
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jun 29th, 2008
02:27:54 PM
Octaveaeon (SPOILER, I guess)
by Pompoulus
Jun 29th, 2008
02:43:39 PM
everyone stop bitching
by fivezero
Jun 29th, 2008
03:04:16 PM
It's still more believable than Indy 4
by br1947
Jun 29th, 2008
03:12:47 PM
CAPONE'S RIGHT
by Jackson Healy
Jun 29th, 2008
04:21:13 PM
Not THAT well written.
by Pompoulus
Jun 29th, 2008
04:46:43 PM
"What the Fuck have you done today?"
by Fat and Curious
Jun 29th, 2008
05:35:16 PM
YES - he shot a GUN through a guy's SKULL
by Steve Trevor
Jun 29th, 2008
08:13:17 PM
Watch it, bud!
by Marvinatmiddleage
Jun 29th, 2008
08:19:58 PM
Modern action movies
by bender7
Jun 29th, 2008
08:21:30 PM
Thank you Mr_Saxon, they're copying MCMLXXVI
by ganymede3010
Jun 29th, 2008
08:43:14 PM
"Getting" this movie
by lost.rules.
Jun 29th, 2008
08:46:20 PM
Here is what I don't get
by nicegoogly
Jun 29th, 2008
09:33:00 PM
I really liked this movie the first time I saw it...
by Anton Chigurh
Jun 29th, 2008
10:21:14 PM
AND, am I the only one here that thinks that...
by Anton Chigurh
Jun 29th, 2008
10:23:47 PM
You must admit: "What the fuck have YOU done lately"
by Zeke25:17
Jun 29th, 2008
10:39:03 PM
Terrible film.
by Mostholy
Jun 29th, 2008
11:12:56 PM
Is the feces monster in it?
by Dingbatty
Jun 29th, 2008
11:33:54 PM
This movie was a piece of shit
by Logan-X
Jun 30th, 2008
12:11:40 AM
If you hated this movie
by shran
Jun 30th, 2008
03:12:25 AM
Capone, great review; Jackson Healy, totally agree.
by Executor
Jun 30th, 2008
05:19:20 AM
really?
by CherryValance
Jun 30th, 2008
09:47:42 AM
Wanted
by NudeandAroused
Jun 30th, 2008
01:30:21 PM
*SPOILERS* Wanted is a huge turd...*SPOILERS*
by Sidius
Jul 3rd, 2008
03:42:06 PM
WANTED was a disappointment.
by thebearovingian
Jan 10th, 2009
08:41:13 PM

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