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Capone Lubes Up WALL-E!!


Hey everyone. Caponein Chicago here.

My, oh, my. If this were a perfect world, you would be able to walk into the new Pixar/Disney animated splendor without ever having seen a frame of footage. I remember how thrilled I was to see something like five extended scenes from WALL-E at Butt Numb-a-Thon last December, but now that I've seen the entire finished film, I wish I'd never seen those clips. The more oblivious you are to what WALL-E is about, what it has to say about humanity, the earth and technology, the better. I was watching the "Ebert & Roeper" TV show last weekend, and I was stunned and disappointed that they were giving away key plot points about this little trash-compactor robot's adventure in space. It's not like the film has unexpected twists, but part of the job of discovering the film is witnessing what has become of humans after 700-800 years of not having to do a thing for themselves and having their bodies adjust to zero gravity. I don't care if Disney did supply the clips to go along with the discussion; these are elements that should be kept as secret as possible.

What's safe to say is the little Waste Allocation Load Lifter-Earth Class (WALL-E) is the last of his kind on an Earth that has been overrun with garbage. We see the corpses of other run-down robots like WALL-E all over the place, but our hero has been smart enough to fix any broken part of himself with parts of other robots. He's existed for hundreds of years making stacks of cubed garbage that rival in height and magnitude of the skyscrapers in the city where he lives. WALL-E is also a collector. Anything he finds curious, he throws into his chest plate and deposits in his makeshift "home." The first half-hour or so of the film is done without any conventional dialog, which doesn't mean that the film isn't communicating with us constantly. One of the many things on which WALL-E has become fixated is a worn-out VHS tape of Hello Dolly, in particular the image of two lovers holding hands. Without realizing it, WALL-E discovers there is something crucial missing in his life.

When a spacecraft lands on earth depositing a shiny, sleeker robot named EVE (Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator), WALL-E's dormant emotions are set loose and suddenly all that lovey-dovey stuff he's seen in movies and heard in the film's songs means something to him. This robot courtship is one of the most romantic and humorous things you will ever see. It will warm your heart like few films in Disney's or anybody else's film libraries have done before. Director Andrew (FINDING NEMO) Stanton has done a mind-blowingly astonishing job making every nuance of WALL-E and EVE convey feeling even when they are incapable of changing their facial expressions.

When EVE stumbles upon something on Earth that could make a significant difference to human existence, she is whisked away back to space with WALL-E hot on her trail. To him there is no difference between Earth and space; all that matters is the connection he's formed with his lady friend. I don't want to discuss what WALL-E finds in space beyond a big-ass spaceship, but again credit to the filmmakers for pushing science fiction in a direction I've never seen it go before, especially not in a film that many young children will want to see. Even as a non-child, I was a little stunned at the direction the film takes. It's nothing disturbing (well, maybe a little) or gross or scary (well, maybe a little), but it is unexpected. I did like expanding the robots' world and watching WALL-E interact with strangers.

I could probably spend a couple of paragraphs citing other science fiction books and films that are similar to what WALL-E is going for in terms of tone and atmosphere. But to do so implies that Stanton & Co. have borrowed from other sources to make this film. That simply isn't the case. WALL-E is its own sentient being with its own set of wonders to discover and influence future sci-fi works, so to haul out references to Silent Running or 2001 is simply unfair. What might make a little more sense is comparing WALL-E to the best Chaplin and Keaton films. I suspect MODERN TIMES will be name dropped by people discussing this film, and that's perfectly understandable.

At its core, WALL-E is about the salvation of the human race (nothing heavy or anything, right?) and how this little, insignificant 'bot plays his part in doing just that. I haven't really discussed the animation, but it's the most realistic and beautiful Pixar has ever created. I'll have to see the film a couple more times to confirm my feelings on this, but I'm pretty certain this is my favorite Pixar film to date. The look of the film embodies every concept and design that I loved seeing in sci-fi films growing up. We do eventually get voices from human characters and some other sources. I particularly liked Sigourney Weaver's take on the ship's computer—part seductress (or maybe that's just her) and part cold machine. Jeff Garlin, Pixar mainstay John Ratzenberger, Kathy Najimy and a bizarre appearance by Fred Willard all add to the fun of WALL-E. I walked out of the theater after seeing this film in a kind of stunned silence.

Why could I not remember any other film I'd seen all summer? All year so far? Could this be the best film I see all year? With half the year gone at this point, this is my favorite movie so far. Prepare yourself for something deceptively simple, thought provoking and devastatingly marvelous. I've run out of great things to say about WALL-E; just go see it.

Capone





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Wall E Raped Steve Guttenberg!
by strongbadmonkey
Jun 28th, 2008
07:04:16 PM
Best Pixar yet
by zacdilone
Jun 28th, 2008
07:04:56 PM
Ditto
by VicSage
Jun 28th, 2008
07:10:06 PM
Damn You MCMLXXVI
by TheyCallMeMisterBay
Jun 28th, 2008
07:11:26 PM
number five is alive
by Groothewarrior
Jun 28th, 2008
07:32:02 PM
Such a good movie
by Lingerdog
Jun 28th, 2008
07:43:15 PM
A guy in line
by Lingerdog
Jun 28th, 2008
07:46:12 PM
Stop griping about WALL-e's politics
by bernard667
Jun 28th, 2008
08:25:20 PM
Biting Social Commentary
by Massage...Bored
Jun 28th, 2008
08:42:03 PM
the ending was a cop out...
by seekshelter
Jun 28th, 2008
08:44:36 PM
Complaining about spoiler reviews... in your spoiler review?
by ChangKhan
Jun 28th, 2008
08:51:35 PM
BTW, great film!
by ChangKhan
Jun 28th, 2008
08:53:57 PM
Wait a minute...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Jun 28th, 2008
09:04:17 PM
More like Happy Feet
by loserguy3000
Jun 28th, 2008
09:14:33 PM
Sigourney Weaver's SECOND evil computer voice
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 28th, 2008
09:50:54 PM
Black Blobs
by bythehairofsanjaya
Jun 28th, 2008
09:54:09 PM
Wall-e OK
by bythehairofsanjaya
Jun 28th, 2008
09:55:04 PM
The spork joke had the audience howling
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 28th, 2008
09:56:01 PM
wall-e is one of the best movies i've ever seen.
by BMacSmith
Jun 28th, 2008
09:59:08 PM
Robots aren't human! Robots are incapable of love!
by thebearovingian
Jun 28th, 2008
10:05:11 PM
I am no longer thebearovingian!!
by thebearovingian
Jun 28th, 2008
10:07:08 PM
Nasty In The Pasty
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Jun 28th, 2008
10:15:32 PM
Makes up for BEE MOVIE Capone
by tme2nsb
Jun 28th, 2008
10:16:10 PM
STICK A SPORK IN THE COMPETITION. THEY'RE DONE
by BurgerTime
Jun 28th, 2008
10:46:09 PM
Ok so blatant rip offs are okay now?
by KurtLockwood
Jun 28th, 2008
10:52:45 PM
Short Circuit was a SHIT MOVIE...
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 28th, 2008
11:04:36 PM
I haven't felt this satisfied by a movie since...
by Knuckleface
Jun 28th, 2008
11:06:00 PM
Bob Loblaw...
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 28th, 2008
11:06:05 PM
I'll probably see it on DVD
by #1 Zero
Jun 28th, 2008
11:12:54 PM
#1 Zero
by dr sauch
Jun 28th, 2008
11:30:42 PM
#1 Zero...it must suck to be you
by bacci40
Jun 28th, 2008
11:31:10 PM
Presto
by fassbinder79
Jun 28th, 2008
11:44:43 PM
#1 Zero is HOW old?
by jawsfan
Jun 28th, 2008
11:51:33 PM
CORRECTION
by jawsfan
Jun 28th, 2008
11:54:45 PM
Ok who
by Series7
Jun 29th, 2008
12:07:48 AM
I'll admit...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Jun 29th, 2008
12:22:08 AM
How come they didn't "get it"?
by jawsfan
Jun 29th, 2008
12:32:40 AM
Also WHO stayed till the VERY VERY
by Series7
Jun 29th, 2008
01:13:22 AM
jawsfan
by Series7
Jun 29th, 2008
01:14:35 AM
I also got a little...
by brattyben
Jun 29th, 2008
01:41:15 AM
Nasty in the Pastry
by KurtLockwood
Jun 29th, 2008
02:01:05 AM
a brilliant film
by JimCurry
Jun 29th, 2008
02:23:52 AM
KurtLockwood
by Crooooooow
Jun 29th, 2008
02:37:31 AM
Kurt - you're a fucking retard
by tme2nsb
Jun 29th, 2008
04:55:32 AM
Wow, I think you ARE the real Kurt Lockwood!
by half vader
Jun 29th, 2008
05:09:42 AM
half vader
by tme2nsb
Jun 29th, 2008
05:18:01 AM
I'm terribly offended by that headline
by Iowa Snot Client
Jun 29th, 2008
07:07:43 AM
If your still carrying a sense of childlike wonder into movies a
by Grendel745
Jun 29th, 2008
08:36:20 AM
is this another cartoon with an evironmental message?
by I Dunno
Jun 29th, 2008
10:35:16 AM
you couldsay RoadWarrior had an environmental message!
by BMacSmith
Jun 29th, 2008
12:46:30 PM
To the FUCKTARD WALL E apologists
by KurtLockwood
Jun 29th, 2008
01:07:44 PM
RoadWarrior was set after a nuclear war, I believe
by I Dunno
Jun 29th, 2008
01:51:58 PM
WALL-E is like comfort food, masterfully cooked
by Ye Not Guilty
Jun 29th, 2008
01:59:51 PM
Ye Not Guilty, you mean like Ratatouille?
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Jun 29th, 2008
04:46:27 PM
hahah this guy has the biggest hard on for johnny 5!
by BMacSmith
Jun 29th, 2008
05:06:45 PM
Best Pixar yet!
by FILMFUNK
Jun 29th, 2008
06:26:00 PM
Is Kurt Lockwood 12 years old?
by LlGHTST0RMER
Jun 29th, 2008
07:58:11 PM
WhinyNegativeBitch, touche'.
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Jun 29th, 2008
08:00:46 PM
Lightstormer = another douche
by KurtLockwood
Jun 29th, 2008
08:14:44 PM
Kurt, Troll of Lockwood
by tme2nsb
Jun 29th, 2008
08:34:51 PM
And yes, I know Disney ripoffed Kimba the Lion
by tme2nsb
Jun 29th, 2008
08:36:34 PM
Did Kurt make an argument?
by half vader
Jun 29th, 2008
09:48:23 PM
The Manator E 2 Not So Bad
by tme2nsb
Jun 29th, 2008
10:58:53 PM
Spurt Dickwood
by LlGHTST0RMER
Jun 30th, 2008
07:36:08 AM
Wall-E promotes Date Rape!
by StrokerX
Jun 30th, 2008
08:04:57 AM
You Fargin Sneaky Bastige!
by AnAtomicBore
Jun 30th, 2008
09:51:45 AM
A final note to the douchebags...
by KurtLockwood
Jun 30th, 2008
03:29:54 PM
oops
by KurtLockwood
Jun 30th, 2008
03:31:39 PM
oops
by KurtLockwood
Jun 30th, 2008
03:31:40 PM
Wall-E, great move, gutless ending
by moomoobunnylips
Jun 30th, 2008
08:18:14 PM
Is Kurt really gone now?
by LlGHTST0RMER
Jul 1st, 2008
12:49:58 AM
And now, looking back at this TB, I see Half Vader...
by LlGHTST0RMER
Jul 1st, 2008
01:01:45 AM

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