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Shiariffic TRANSFORMERS Sequel Spoilers??
Merrick here...
The Movie Blog has some alleged SPOILERS for TRANSFOMRMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, centering around strange goings-ons with Sam.
These spoilers involve some detail, as well as some (logical) conjecture.
Find them...
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Hell Yeah!
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Thank you, Merrick! Now we have another way to disparage Bayformers! It's not Transformers, it's Transfomrers!
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sounds like some insane filmmaking in progress.
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I just wanted to say it for a change.
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the movie will suck.
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The alleged spoilers sound pretty damn dumb, SOOOO, they must be true. Thank you, Michael Bay!
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It would gross 400 billion dollars.
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Damn you Michael Bay!
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Haven't we seen this already?
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of course I meant motorcycle.
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When the fuck to we get Dinobot spoilers?!?!
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Why can't you disappear into Scientology like Alexandra Powers? There one minute, gone the next!
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...That they might have Shia transform into a good actor?
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Have Megan Fox frolick around semi-nude to nude for 89 minutes, then just show some shitty toy stop-motion for 1 minute. No need for a shitty script, actors or, best of all, no BAY! It can't fail!
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'cause it sounds like Bay has an E-Meter jammed up his ass.
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Wouldn't that make him a Shia-pet?
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Oh, god, the horror... More shitty Transformers news. I can't take it anymore... I feel like singing. I feel like dancing. I feel like...
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Just shake your rump! (Michael Bay)
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Just shake your rump! (Michael Bay)
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Just shake your rump! (Michael Bay)
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Just shake your rump! (Michael Bay)
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Just shake your rump! (Michael Bay)
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Which Transformer transforms into the 1950's fridge?
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better be in the movie in some form with the same fucking voice. obviously a tape deck doesn't cut it anymore and an ipod is too small (plus where would the minions come from)
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whew, good thing these are spoilers for a fake transformers movie.
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He goes ape over it.
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Jun 26, 2008 1:17:54 PM CDT
yeah i don't have any particular hate on for transformers...
by blckmgk13
...but that is one lame ass "spoiler". OMG SHIA may or may not have a splinter. Yawn.
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GOD DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 26, 2008 1:20:25 PM CDT
...it's funny how they all manage to get past security...
by the marquis de side 3
...and no one stops these people for identity or anything? I highly doubt any of this info is correct, unless there's videotape. wait till the movie comes out next summer and read the comics while you're looking for a job from your mom's basement. =0p
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Bla, bla, bla... whatever
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is becoming tiresome. Give it up already.
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Jun 26, 2008 1:27:55 PM CDT
So Shia becomes the All-Spark? Or other such stupidity.
by stereotypical evil archer
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Shia does the Neo thing where he suddenly can read cybertronian or whatever and uses this to save the world... Yawn. Just give Rickey his full scale giant robot war already, will you please Bay? Let's see some epic Transformers battles. And put the damned camera on a tripod while you're at it. It's easy: just pan. Slowly. Left to right. And let ILM take care of the rest.
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I know the sound of that number incinerates you from the inside out. Knowing that your elitist judgment is only shared by the others you brought along with you to fly over the cuckoo's nest. TF2 will do ever 1 Billion dollars. You heard it here first haters. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Dont be so lame.
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AWESOME CLASSROOM! AWESOME TEXTBOOK! AWESOME ALLSPARK SPLINTER! AWESOME PHONE CALL! AWESOME MOTORCYCLE!
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Why don't you get off of your mom's computer and produce something more productive with your time?
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or for that matter....how long until Megatron becomes Galvatron??
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""I know the sound of that number incinerates you from the inside out. Knowing that your elitist judgment is only shared by the others you brought along with you to fly over the cuckoo's nest. TF2 will do ever 1 Billion dollars. You heard it here first haters. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA"" you basically back up my theory that 90% of the world is made up of simpletons and needs to be destroyed. you box office numbers do nothing to prove TF a GOOD movie, just a movie that caters to the absolute lowest common denom.
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"No! ... No no no no no nooooo!!!! no! no!"
"Nnnnoooooooooo!!!!!"
"Is that an E-Meter jammed up your ass?"
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yeah, well that $700 million that TF grossed is part of a bigger problem with moviegoing consumers in general. It tells Rickey that the the masses love the lowest denominator of entertainment and it eboldens Bay to make yet another Transformers movie that lacks a soul and any sense of coherence.
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Jun 26, 2008 1:53:11 PM CDT
MGMLXXVI takes the cake for the funniest talkback today.
by mr slippy fist
That talkback was hysterical.
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...dung?Sounds like this movie will be chock full of boring, pointless, unfunny, tension-spoiling, human-centric bullshit just like the first one.
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and first posters
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Anal Bro Pelts Firsts
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That Einstein was wrong... Thanks for that Mr Bay. Maybe you can pretend Stephen Hawking is a Transformer as well, I'd love to see his wheelchair transform and you could use his real voice...
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Rickey will stop with the third person shenanigans when you stop ripping off MCMLXXVI. Deal?
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That would explain how certified crap like this could make $700 million.
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is what I meant to say...
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Jun 26, 2008 2:12:21 PM CDT
As long as we don't have a classroom scene as awkward as the las
by drewlicious
"He went insane...babling something about a giant iceman..." Lazy exposition like it was written by a seventeen year old. Question. Is there something wrong with me when I admit to laughing at Bumblebee whizzing on Jon Torturro but find the Professor Colon joke to be insufferable?
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Jun 26, 2008 2:16:48 PM CDT
Shia acting funny because Megan touched his tip with her tongue
by picardsucks
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are always so brief and seem to follow one after the other. All in the time it takes a plant to switch accounts I suppose. If you guys want to pass yourself off as genuine supporters of this you have to act high and mighty, get easily offended and call everyone nerds. Or at least over use the word haters. Sheesh. It's not that hard!
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Or will he consume multiple tubs of ice cream? I'm betting on ice cream. That would explain the truck.
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Trebek!!!! Honestly i loved Transformers and you blow holes better get used to the Bayformer love cause it's here to stay for atleast 5 more years. Also... for Bay to say that we would get exactly no spoiler info for this movie... we sure are getting a butt load!
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All your numbers tell me is that the intelligence of the typical movie viewer is on par with that of a kitten watching ball,with a shiny bell in it, bouncing. It is no wonder the world is in the mess it is in when the typical human will happily part with his hard earned money in return for 2 hours of product placement and writing that makes a Sat. Morning cartoon read like Shakespeare.Elitest? Possibly. Smart enough not to follow the sub 90 IQ score lemmings into Transformers 2: Revenge of the Bay? You bet.
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And no, I can't let it out. I can say Shia and Bumblebee are like a boy and his dog when he goes to college, Optimus does come back and the new robots are pretty creative.
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Oooh, Shitey The Beef touches the cube and goes funny, I bet this will be winning Oscars!
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so if a person went to see Transformers, they have a low IQ?
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Sam drinks a beer and cheets on Bumblebee. But not on top of Bumblebee.
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and I enjoyed just that
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I hope you are kidding my man, because if you are smart then you would know how dumb a generalization like that sounds.
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just cynical. I don't blame you man, you have to let it out somehow.
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This is hilarious. Like Troll 2 hilarious.
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For Michael Bay's nose candy
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My internet alter ego is an imaginary deity...what the hell does that say about me???
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Damn you Michael Bay!
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I guess you are on Mr. Bay payroll
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But I don't understand the difference. We know you don't Mr. Bay.
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I don't like movies that suck. And IMO TRANSFORMERS sucked. Royally. In fact, I've not seen anything from Michael Bay that hasn't sucked. And yes, that includes THE ROCK. Based upon his track record I doubt the Mr. Bay will produce anything I'll ever enjoy. So color me a skeptic.As always, IMO and YMMV.BTW, I have several friends who enjoyed TRANSFORMERS. And I don't think any less of them. What one finds entertaining is subjective and I've learned to just leave it at that. But I do love making fun a certain film makers and films.
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Micheal Bay's Transformers is one of those movies that was cool to see in the theatres, for the special effects alone, but on further viewings you start to realize how insanely stupid it really is. I realize I only saw it because I was curious, I was a fan of Transformers as a kid, and that I wanted it to be good. But now the curiousity is gone, it was nothing resembling what I liked as a kid, and it wasn't good. Now I'm not even the slightest bit excited about a sequel, because I know Bay is not even going to try and make this film any less retarded than the first one was.
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money. That doesn't mean they also have to suck. It's not really rocket science.
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I was spending most of my time in Africa (and Europe) when Transformers was popular. The only baggage I brought to the table was my lack of faith in Mr. Bay. And IMO he didn't disappoint. The premise sounded fun but Bay out-Bayified himself. Maybe I'm getting too old for all the silly juvenile humor and his quick-as-shit editing style.
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If Micheal Bay's other sequel, Bad Boys II, is any indication, then Transformers 2 is going to be twice as stupid and twice as unapologetic about it.
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I wasn't crazy about the first film, so spoiling my appetite won't hurt the second.
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Does anybody else here hate this fucking guy? Whenever I hear he's starring or cameoing in some new movie - which happens all too often - it just makes me not even want to fucking see it.
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I was offended by Michael Bay when he directed a terrible live-action version of Transformers, a cartoon I liked when I was a kid. I never wanted to see the movie from the moment I heard about the plot and saw some screenshots and trailers. Talk about wasting a great concept.
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Like having 2 Transformers movies wasn't bad enough.
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yesssssssss
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nice...steal a plotline from an old disney movie
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Damn You MCMLXXVI
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Before you start pontificating about your grammatical superiority, at least lead by example by using correct spelling and grammar yourself you unoriginal dick licker.
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I mean it this time!
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Unless Megan Fox is giving head to anyone that sees this, count me out!Fucking Michael Bay... "Oh let's have Bumblebee take a piss on someone..."
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So according to you both, you're defining anyone that enjoyed the Transformers movie as a simpleton? And you're both insinuating that gross revenue isn't an applicable barometer to measure a movies success? The goal of a movie studio is to entertain. That's why we pay 10 bucks, to be entertained. The only way for a movie to gross 700 million is by word of mouth. As you know, the movies that fail to entertain, are swiftly removed the theaters, however, the movies that the audiences are extremely entertained by remain for a protracted amount of time. Unlike you, I have supporting evidence to back up my claim, that the Transformers was an AWESOME movie. Also, the movie has broken a plethora of DVD sales records. Another supporting piece of evidence to validate the fact that Transformers was an AWESOME movie. And what in the fuck do you 2 have to back up your claim that it was a shitty movie, besides your subjective and meaningless opinions?
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That was funny!
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and we'd have INDY 5.
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I fully understand that you hate Bay and hate Transformers, but it is unfair to say that ANYONE who enjoyed Transformers is an undemanding, idiotic sheep. Speaking for myself only, I know exactly what to expect when it comes to Michael Bay films. Trash that is entertaining. That is what the man makes. Same music in every movie, sterotypical paper thin characters (with the lone exception, IMHO, being John Mason from The Rock), lots of explosions and a paper thin plot to move things along. I never profess that he is a great filmmaker, but the fact that I enjoy his films does not make me undemanding, nor does not make me the lowest common denominator. There are certian directors I expect great things from and therfore I am greatly dissapointed when I get less that what I expect. I don't expect great things from Bay, therefore I am not usually dissapointed. But you seem to think that because you see him as the worst thing in modern cinema today, that nobody in their right mind has a right to enjoy what he does. Your opinion is your opinion, but because others don't agree with it doesn't make us undemanding or sheep or whatever you want to call it.
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"shitariffic".
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Jun 26, 2008 7:15:50 PM CDT
There is one major spoiler to Transformers - it's called Michael
by greatwizard
Hey I have an idea, we could feature robots in our giant robot movie, instead of stupid uninspired teen love story and military techno-bubble.
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No, Krypton with a Kry..p-t-o-n.
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That 99.9999999% of all the people who feel that Transformers one raped their child hood will see the second one on opening weekend. Liars.
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Of Marvel's second story-arc of their TF series. In it Buster Witwicky has the Creation Matrix (a cybertronian program used to grant life to transformers) transferred to him by Optimus Prime's head, which was decapitated by Shockwave for the purpose of harvesting the Matrix to create a new generation of decepticons. Buster found later that he could perform entire engine rebuilds, instantaneously, using only his mind. He used this new-found talent to keep Sparkplug's garage in business while his dad was laid-up in the hospital, recovering from a heart attack. Those were the best TF stories ever. Written by Bud Budiansky, the guy who wrote those tech spec cards on the backs of all the toy packages.
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Sounds like it'll be another fun romp. It'll be interesting to see where this goes, he sure found his audience the first time out and this one will be even bigger just off reputation. Haters gotta hate right, Bay's not loosing any sleep over it and your raped childhoods.
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He tapped that fine Magan Fox ass till it made him stupid. Cause that's what I'd do.
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that Cryptonian shit. Fuckin cloners. Make a good peach cobbler too, if you give them the right recipe. They do that stem cell shit too. With the babies heads and that.
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OMG who fucking cares about flames on Optimus? That is your big complaint? That is such an insignificant point.
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Jun 26, 2008 10:08:18 PM CDT
Shia La Beouf - Where the FUCK did they get this asshole ?!?!?
by ptsdpete
He's like this era's bastard. Every era has one. This asshead merely lives and breathes to remind us we're under the shadow of George W. Bush. Why is 21st century blockbuster filmmaking pandering to HIM ?!? I'm damn tired of this bullshit. Keep him the FUCK AWAY !
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I mean as we spell the Iraqi's using the latter when in fact its Shia then I propose Shiite La Beouf get the same treatment, besides he looks like he could be from the region anyway.
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I came on here to read what you guys are saying, and I find it to be really sad. If you don't like Michael Bay, then don't see the movie!!!!! Every director has a bad movie sometimes, but that doesn't mean we can expect anything great from them all the time, they're not God!!! Okay!!!!! You people want perfection and can't get it, too bad, this is the damn 21st century, everything is not going to be like it was back in the '80s and '90s, things change people and so do movies. Grow your asses up and move on already, you bitches!!!! And stop talking about Shia, he's making his money, you all make yours and leave him be. Hell I wish we were all famous too like him and have what we want, but we don't, so we have to do the best we can. If you don't want to see the movie, then don't waste your time and everybody elses on here!
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It doesn't take me anytime at all ridicule a cantankerous cunt like yourself. You're nothing but a closet homosexual who obsesses about another man. And your feverish obsession has even led you name your alter ego after him. Things must be really lonely in world heh?
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Damn you to hell!!!
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"where he was on the phone Fox’s character Mikaela, and he was asking her if she had “it” and then told her to make sure she doesn’t touch “it”."
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Damn You Michael Bay
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....to assfuck Shia to delerium. KGB issue strap-on.
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"One monkey short of an Indianna Jones movie."
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I never stated in anyway that I think you should lower your expectations, nor was I being apologetic. All I was saying is that it is not fair to say that ANYONE who likes Transformers or any MB films is a moron, becausae reading your statements, that's sure what it sounds like you are saying. By the way, I agree with you on the list of movies you gave telemarketer, all brilliant films.
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Apology happily accepted but not without comment. I apologize in advance if this comes across as being preachy or rude.
As I have stated before, what one finds entertaining is subjective and should be left at that. It’s totally reasonable to say, “In my opinion, X MOVIE sucks.” It’s unreasonable to say, “If you like X MOVIE you suck.” People enjoy movies for many reasons and no one has an absolute frame of reference by which to judge others. You diminish your own standing when you do not recognize the opinions of others. Having strong convections is awesome. Not recognizing/respecting the convections of others is not.
As usual, IMO and YMMV.
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Man I need a proof reader.
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Well said my friend, that was exactly the point I was trying to get across as well.
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But let me state this once again, I am in no way an apologizer for Transformers despite the fact that I enjoyed it. I too want to see better care taken in making films, becauee honestly, movies have been in a downward spiral since the early 90's, with fewer and fewer quality films coming out. Sadly, that trend seems to have no end in sight.
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ZZZZZzzzzz......
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So they need the humans help to track down another interstellar object. This is becoming like the Indy movies with the Ark, Grail, etc.
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Oh, calm down. Memories knows where I'm coming from.But I've got to ask you this since you're only occupation on this site seems to be bashing away at Mr. Bay:Why so serious?
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OK. Fuck you.First of all, the film experience goes by the way of the Three E's:EnlightenEducate EntertainIf a film is able to do one of those, then it has succeeded. (Very rarely do you find a film that does all three).And like most forms of art, a film will either appeal to viewer...or it won't. So, attacking people for liking one piece of crap (TRANSFORMERS) over another piece of crap (THE HAPPENING / THE DEVILS REJECTS) is stupid and a colossal waste of time. But if that's how you like to spend it...
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...would be cumulative of any one or total of the three. Do you not find emotional involvement in a movie to be enlightening? Is inspiration not a form of enlightenment?And what I've found about guys like you and M-O-M is that you (more than anyone else on this site) seek to supress other people's opinions be declaring the alleged superiority of your own.I find the majority of your last post to be boorish and symptomatic of those who spew hate on this site for the sake of it. Of course, that's just my opinion. And like my asshole, you are one.
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Just to clarify, I am a guy. Also, I have 3 small children that like to go to the movies. Now I am not the kind of parent that won't take his kids to the movies because I don't care for what they are gonna see. I'm not making excuses, beleive me, I will admit I did want to see Transformers, and despite the fact that I enjoyed it, I did want more out of it than the typical Bay destructo-fest. That being said, sometimes I am forced to pay for and sit through movies I don't like because I am a parent. I will admit most of the time I enjoy what I take my kids to see, but trust me, not always. But that's something you do as a parent, sometimes you have to suffer a bit to make your kids happy, and that's fine with me. That certianlly is not an excuse for seeing bad movies, just some of the time, and most of the time I feel my taste in films is pretty consistent.
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Quote: "90% of the time I show up here I'm under attack for simply posting 'FUCK MICHAEL BAY'".That's probably because you simple, one-note Talkbackers are such easy fucking targets. I mean, if your only purpose on AICN is to post "Fuck Michael Bay!", then I'm pretty sure you fit the textbook definitions of "useless" and "asshole".And irony would be you getting fucked in the ear by Michael Bay.
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I'm not a "supporter" of Michael Bay. I'm indifferent to his work because I do not believe in your grand "Michael Bay's career is a never ending quest to destroy modern american cinema and stupidify american culture, one movie at a time." Seriously...how bitter and juvenile can you get?!Bottom line: people were entertained by TRANSFORMERS (for a myriad of different reasons) and that's something guys like you just can't seem to get over.AND IT CRACKS ME UP!!!Enjoy your hate, fellas. We all enjoy mocking you for it.And there is nothing you can do about it.
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You are absolutely on the money, I don't regret a second of it. When I took my kids to see Superman Returns, I had such a great time just watching them, the awe, the wonderment on their faces, makes it all worthwhile. Watching my daughter at the end, when Superman was in the hospital, she had tears in her eyes, asking me "is Superman going to die daddy?" it's just one of those moments you love being a parent. And yes, sometimes the things they come up with crack me up. Being a parent is the toughest job you will ever love.
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Quote: "You are by inaction. Same difference."Care to make sense or, at least, elaborate on this statement?
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"...I lament him because i know he's a smart guy who has his mind in the right place many times..."Well, gee. Thanks."People who don't offer opinions of their own mind, but instead choose to attack others for their opinions, only to turn their ideas against them by regurgitating an article they read on Wikipedia."Hmmm...sounds to me like you guys only read posts that critique and/or attack your positions and opinions. If you spent half your time reading other people's posts (i.e. mine) on any said subject instead of posting "Fuck Michael Bay", you may find AICN a much more interesting and enjoyable place. (You know, instead of Hate/Catch-phrase central.)
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Oh, so evasive and vaporous.
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Show me the question, and I'll gladly answer it.
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...how coincidental it is that I find you two posting at exactly the same time. Did you guys synchronize your watches or something? Methinks I smell a love connection!
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Show me the question. That is, unless, you're afraid of what I have to say...
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Still no question, I see.Oh, it's a catchphrase, dude. Don't delude yourself!Quote: "I read EVERYTHING that is posted on most subjects, save for 'Goldblum replacing Noth on L&O', which I couldn't give a fuck about. I COMMENT on the things that are worth my time, like a hack director whose "filmmaking" is the cinematic equivalent of a traffic accident, replete with his audience of onlookers."That's great and I can appreciate that. But the act of commenting on "hack filmmakers" to the point where you ride it into the ground is something I can't respect. It just seems silly to me and it's not really conducive to constructive debate/discussion on this site. Not to mention the fact that it kills threads. That's why folks take issue with you over it.
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Oh, Memories. If only you were half as smart as you think you are sometimes, we might be able to break through that dense skull of yours. One can dream, I guess...Speaking of dictionaries, maybe it's time you consult one. It's "vaporous"...not "evaporous" (a word that does not exist). But you're prone to making up words anyway - whether it be through your overwrought attempts at being intelligent or your failure to master the English language. Here is a FINE example:"Go seat on those thoughs you so think it need clarifing."I mean, that's comedy gold right there.Anyway, I see you're still being evasiveness continues. I'm not shocked...
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"I see you're evasiveness continues."Apologies.
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You're more annoying that challenging. By far. It's hard to really "challenge" someone whose hypocrisy speaks for itself. Thankfully, we have the TBs as a record of yours.
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Oh, but you already did M-O-M. See your post at 01:04:31 PM.
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...now you guys are intentionally being obtuse. Makes me feel like you guys are being disingenuous. And that's no fun.
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Oookay. So, my post (which obviously flew right over your head) somehow proved your non-existent point while simultaneously proving my mine (M-O-M's hypocrisy)?That sounds like a double-win for me.
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I'm still waiting for the question!Good lord, man!
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Because.
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Does it not?I mean, I hate to get all metaphysical with you two chuckleheads. I know you can't handle it.
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Nope. Nice try, M-O-M. Look it up and see how it applies to the tremendously stupid question posed by your pal, FMB."Drop the knowledge, bitch!" - Is that what you tell yourself before every post you put on AICN? Cause it sure doesn't seem like you're trying very hard. Or, could it be that your trying TOO hard?
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...I get this: http://tinyurl.com/5fmorv
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Oh, I already tried to reach down to your level at 02:02:15 PM. I was actually being quite civil in that post. However, you saw fit to goose-step with your fellow cock-in-arms, M-O-M.
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I can't make sense of it. Just a bunch of old ladies bitching at each other.
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You bitches couldn't even get laid in 8 months let alone keep a thread going.And that's what all of you are. Bitches.
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It looks more like a bunch a virgins getting all worked up about their first time only to find out they're all eunuchs.
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I saw The Prestige as well in the theaters, and I thought It was an awesome movie as well, and it was very original, a rarity in Hollywood lately.
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Bay doesn't know what logic is! Wasn't HE the one bitching about making "TRANSFORMERS" as real as possible? Then we get shredded piles of walking, jizz talking, keystone-cop rip-offs of what was SUPPOSE to be super intelligent alien life forms?!?! Bayformers HAD no logic and Bayformers: Retards of the Fallen well have EVEN less! I guaran-DAMN-tee it!
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and saw that you two bitches are still posting here and haven't gotten laid in 20 years.
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You posted too soon afterwards. Proving that you have no life and that you're just a little bitch who has been sitting on his fist all day.NEW AND IMPROVED!
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Bar "Memories of Murder", your post is teh most lame thing i have read in this thread. Your stuff smells like shit. "Transformers: The Ass Fucking of IWannaFuckMichael Bay" had me rolling in urine. Dude, I want to smack your face. You are drool in my book, for all it's worth. I can't help to see you more often in AICN threads so I can keep bringing the noize at the expense of Memories of Douchebag and his demonstration of enunuchness he calls his sex life.NEW AND IMRPOVED!!!!
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I will always remember this thread as the day you came out of the closet as someone who is a eunuch with no life...now go back in, shut the fuck up, and take Memories of Douchebag with you.NEW AND IMPROVED!
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I took your post, and using the PWNAGE Method as used by yours truly, I distilled what you wrote in ti its component parts. After a detailed PWNAGE process, done by following the most strict PWNAGE methodology, it was extracted as the sad realization from all your posts that: YOU'VE BEEN PWNED!!!NEW AND IMPROVED!PWNED 2X!
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Now that's funny! Good one ChocolateReign! Keep PWNING them sad little bitches.
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the way they can reduce themselves to a cheap version of Eric Cartman from South Park. I see by the way their awesome spelling in ther (just to make them feel like they belong) threads that, Pappa Bush's No Child Left Behind missed a couple of kids that ditched school one to many times. At least there are far more intelligent movie goers in here that Do know the meaning of a "guilty pleasure" movie, a pop-corn movie and WTF WAS THAT movie. Yeah. The world is in a big mess because nimrods that can’t spell “the” are easily amused but a simplest of things, such as shinny nickel or perhaps a walking talking robot that resembles more a shredded pile of metal. But one thing is for sure: I bet you anything that those “people” rode on the little yellow bus to school.
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It's TRANSFOMRMERS! TRANS-FAHM-RRR-MERS !!!
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He's just fracking 非常にと!!
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always accusing others of being irony deprived, yet not seeing the irony in questioning other people's intelligence as he misspells and rambles frequently in his own posts.
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'cause you know he did that shit!
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was quite good ha!
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Jun 29, 2008 4:18:31 PM CDT
Look at these two bitches still diving on each other's muff
by i am the terminator
I knew you would still be here. What a bunch of no life bitches!
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your cage? “I knew you would still be here. What a bunch of no life bitches!” Damn! You sure know how to give verbal thrashings. Poor Murder and FMB could never recover from that onslaught of words. What a pussy bitch you are! I thought all of Bay's bitches had their mouth perpetually full with—as FMB said it so grossly—fallen Bay soldiers.
But then again, as your name states you’re the TurdMeEater. I bet you’re a fucking 13-year old girly boy living in the basement or attic; you’re the equivalent of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons but no one-not even your parents-gives a shit about you. Only a fucking kid would come up with that fucking name! Next time you try to “pick a fight” with some intelligent fuckers, make sure you fucking now how to argue and have a dictionary handy. Using “bitches” as your only comeback is weak, you fuck Sleestack reject. -
Jun 29, 2008 8:54:19 PM CDT
Hey Violateme90! When the fuck did IWannaFuckMichaelBay
by i am the terminator
let you out of your gimp case? "I bet you’re a fucking 13-year old girly boy living in the basement". Oooohhh! Damn! You sure told me! Poor Murder and FMB is right, bitch! They can never recover from their PWNAGE. I thought all of you bitches were fisting each other. But then again, as your name states, Violateme! I bet you're a 44 year old fat man living in your drunk uncle's garage; you're the equivalent of a character from a much better show than that Simpsons drivel but no one - not even your paperboy lover gives a shit about you. Only a fucking pedophile would come up with your name! Next time you try to "take a shot at the top" against someone as awesome as me, make sure you don't miss and you've got some better bitch buddies to back you up. Using "TurdMeEater" as your only putdown is weak, you fucking Hee-Haw reject!HA, HA, HA!NEW AND IMPROVED!PWNED!!!!!
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Shut up bitch. You have no life beyond posting "Fuck Michael Bay". Need I say more?PWNED AGAIN!!!YOU CAN'T WIN!!!PWNED!PWNED!PWNED!!!!!
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The fact that you can't tell the difference between a statement and a name. Silly wabbit! Dicks are for chicks!But you know what's really dumb? Your sad bitch like attempts at getting a last word in on a long dead talkback after you've already been PWNED!Get a life loser!PWNED AGAIN!!!!!
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You've just proved my point again and again and again. I love it! IWannaFuckMichaelBay PWNS himself. Multiple times!
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NEW AND IMPROVED!PWNED!!!!!
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"Waste your time responding, I don't care."Then why are you here? Because you're a whiny bitch loser who wants to fuck Michael Bay! No life bitch!Now you can't even come up with an original reply! You're such a sad monkey!PWNED AGAIN!!!
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FuckMichaelBay just punched himself in the face with my post. He's too stupid to understand that he keeps playing right into my hands.I'M SO AWESOME!!!AND HE'S SO PWNED!!!!!
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........................ PWNED!!!!!
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You couldn't duplicate it could you? HA HA! You lose! Like there was any doubt, bitch!PWNED X 10!!!!!
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NEW AND IMPROVED!YOU'RE SO EASY TO PWN!!!!!!!!
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