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Published on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 7:16am |
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Ambush Bug wanted to like WANTED, but did he...?
Hey all, Ambush Bug here, taking a time out from AICN Comics to review WANTED.
I had a chance to see the movie last week and I'm just getting around to writing something about it. If I were to boil WANTED down to its basic elements, I'd say the film was a watered down version of FIGHT CLUB by way of THE MATRIX. Now both FIGHT CLUB and THE MATRIX are potent films, so even diluted, it's an interesting premise to wrap a film around and I can appreciate that the powers that be at Universal had the balls to go through with an R rating for this one even though it may mean a bit of a difficult sell in this PG-13 friendly box office world we live in right now. People who like FIGHT CLUB and THE MATRIX will like this film for the same reasons they like those films: it’s violent, loud, bloody, and fast-paced. But people who love those films may find WANTED to be a bit redundant and stale compared to the real thing.
But WANTED is a fun film and it has a whole lot going for it. The director, Timur Bekmambetov, has proven himself to be one of those talents that pique my interest every time I see the name. His work on NIGHTWATCH and especially the senses-shattering DAYWATCH definitely proves that he can handle big budget action and fantasy. But with all of the flash and flair, both of those films lacked in heart, with DAYWATCH being the worst of the two falling back on sitcom-style antics like gender swapping and sight gags to fill the gap. WANTED doesn't fall into those traps. Bekmambetov plays this one straight and out of the three it is definitely his most complete and competent film to date.
The action sequences involving trains sliding off of tracks and bullets being shot out of the air by other bullets were indeed thrilling. Again, as with DAYWATCH, the director and his effects team know how to choreograph a car chase and make it something you haven't seen before. Aspects of this film reminded me a lot of the excitement I felt when I first saw THE PROFESSIONAL and the breath-taking twists and turns Luc Besson took us through there (but of course, hopefully, Bekmambetov won't follow in Besson's footsteps by mellowing out with something like the snoozer-ific THE MESSENGER or the hokified FIFTH ELEMENT). The car-fu that goes on in this film is most assuredly reminiscent of this summer's first dud, SPEED RACER, but the smaller budget and the fact that it seemed like real (not cartoon) cars were used made it all the more dire, more edge-of-your-seat-y to watch. The bullet-fu was pretty cool too. Curving the bullet. Shooting a bullet in the air to block another. These are things hinted at in THE MATRIX's bullet-time scenes, but used in new and exciting ways here.
Aside from the effects, though, the film isn't really anything we haven't seen before. I've was never a big fan of Mark Millar's comics (for those of you who don't know, WANTED originally was a comic book miniseries published by Top Cow Comics and was optioned for film before the final issues were even completed...much like the offensively over-hyped, Millar-scribed KICK-ASS currently fellating itself on a comic book shelf near you). It's a wonder that the plucky Scotsman gets any comic book writing done at all with all of the winking and nodding that goes on in his stories. I've read WANTED the comic and found it to be both Millar's most satisfying comic book work to date and his most infuriating. I don't want to ruin the book for those of you who will race out to your local comic shop to buy the trade after seeing the film this weekend, but to sum it up, Millar spends six issues making you care for these characters only to give the middle finger to the reader in the end for caring so much about them. It's the kind of rancor I often sense while reading comics from Mr. Millar, as if he really wanted to be a screenwriter and is angry for having to stoop to the level of writing funny books.
I'm happy to report that I didn't feel as much of the snide "FUCK YOU, FANS!" message in Bekmambetov’s film as I did with Millar’s book. It's more of a film about repressed rage than anything else. Like Edward Norton's nameless character in FIGHT CLUB, WANTED's main character Wesley (James McAvoy) is a man out of control of his life and in search of both a place and a goal for himself. His life has every Country & Western song cliché you can name sans the dead dog. His girlfriend is cheating on him with his best friend. He's broke. He hates his job and everyone he works with. And there doesn't seem to be an end in sight. Wesley looks destined to live out his life in a cubicle, typing reports to appease his obese and overbearing boss, and mumbling Happy Birthday while thin slices of bland office cake are being passed around for as long as he takes in oxygen. Like Norton in FIGHT CLUB or Keanu's Neo in THE MATRIX, his life changes dramatically when he runs into a charismatic character (here it's Angelina Jolie's Fox, there it's Brad Pitt's Tyler Durden and Carrie Anne Moss' Trinity) that introduces a dangerous and exciting world to him that exists right under his nose.
I don't want to ruin plot points or toss too many spoilers around in this review. Basically, the second section of the movie is a super-long montage where Wesley learns how to become an assassin to track down another assassin. This section of the film, while exciting, really does slow the film down and wears out its welcome, especially since the man he's after isn't developed as a character or a villain one bit. There’s a reason for that ambiguity, but it does a disservice to the film because all of the rage and determination that drives Wesley doesn't really have a properly developed antagonist as a target. By the time Wesley is able to "catch the fly with the chopsticks" I found myself feeling as if his rage was somewhat shallow and meaningless. Trying to feel a connection to a guy who is learning how to become a soulless yet perfect killing machine is a difficult thing to sell.
The history of the guild of assassins both makes sense (in a comic booky way) and is pretty damn ludicrous all at once. How a bunch of weavers trained themselves to be assassins is beyond me. As with Millar's book, the story takes this comic booky premise seriously, but the concept, in the end, is just plain "loopy." Sorry about the pun, but there are parts of these weaving assassins’ formation and motivation that are a bit...(dare I say it?) ...un-be-weavable.
Fans of the comic looking for characters like Fuckwit, the Imp, Shithead, and the like will be sorely disappointed. Who knows whose decision it was to shirk a direct adaptation of this miniseries, but these characters are deeply rooted in reality. The only super-heroic things that occur happen through the bullet and car-play, the occasional healing wax bath, and maybe a few daredevil feats that suggest superhuman powers, but like the first MATRIX film, WANTED never really leaps full force into the realm of superheroes as the comic book did. Having read the comic and seen the film, the two can be enjoyed as separate entities. One embracing, then anal-raping comic book heroics. The other flirting with it. I’ll let you be the judge which is which.
I've already delved too much into the plot. It's a summer movie. There are 'splosions, fast cars, Angelina's buttcrack, guns, knives, blood, and exploding rats. Any film with that stuff is worth the ticket price. It's a fun ride and while it's not as acerbic as the book, it does have its own bite and stands alone as being one of the few movies that may be more effective than the book it was inspired from.
And being from Chicago, I had a great time seeing all of the bars, shops, and streets of the town I love up there on the screen. Seeing the car chase in the Carnival Shoes parking lot and Wesley running past the bar outside of his apartment where I drank some pints just last St. Patrick’s Day were especially fun to see simply because these are places I've been a million times.
The main thing that I took from this film, though, was respect towards the director. If Sony had a brain in its collective heads, they'd nab this guy up to direct the next SPIDER-MAN film or one of the slew of other Marvel movies down the road. Why go with Raimi, who is obviously tired of the franchise? Bekmambetov's eye for original action is the true star of this one. Jolie, Freeman, McEvoy. All of them do pretty good in this film. Terrence Stamp must have set a record for least lines spoken by a fourth-billed star. Common was dope...I guess. It was cool to see NIGHT and DAYWATCH star Konstantin Khabensky in a small but meaningful role and I was surprised when I saw BRAVEHEART loon David O'Hara in the flick. But it's director Timur Bekmambetov's knack for making things you may have seen before seem original, vivid, and fun that is the true star of this one. Given a more original story, this guy could be one of the new masters of blockbuster cinema.
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Reader Talkback
FIRST? by MRJONZ72 | Jun 25th, 2008 07:19:16 AM | Nice use of pictures in the
article by Bobo_Vision | Jun 25th, 2008 07:20:24 AM | DAMN 2 Days In A ROW by MRJONZ72 | Jun 25th, 2008 07:25:15 AM | Good review Ambush Bug by Mr_Saxon | Jun 25th, 2008 07:25:59 AM | AICN, welcome to the post-1996
internet! Pictures! Yay! by YackBacker | Jun 25th, 2008 07:26:10 AM | EPIC FAIL. by kylejames | Jun 25th, 2008 07:26:21 AM | The book and the film suck. by fanboy71 | Jun 25th, 2008 07:28:51 AM | Having a bad day Bad Wolf by MRJONZ72 | Jun 25th, 2008 07:32:06 AM | This film is surely 'Charlies
Angels 3'? by NeilF | Jun 25th, 2008 07:32:11 AM | Nice review but ... by MorpheusTheSandman | Jun 25th, 2008 07:35:53 AM | uninterested by thinboyslim. | Jun 25th, 2008 07:37:05 AM | Seeing it tonight by ReZourceman | Jun 25th, 2008 07:37:23 AM | does this have Jolie's boobies
in it? by ciroslive | Jun 25th, 2008 07:45:32 AM | It's going to suck. by Smoke Monster Loves Kate | Jun 25th, 2008 07:54:30 AM | Wow Bad_Wolf by Whitemouse | Jun 25th, 2008 07:59:30 AM | I'll wait for the remake with
supervillains, thanks by SpyGuy | Jun 25th, 2008 07:59:39 AM | First posts / movie & comic
thoughts by BangoSkank | Jun 25th, 2008 08:01:57 AM | Fifth Element... by Bride of Mecha-Bill Pullman
vs. Mecha-Bill Paxton | Jun 25th, 2008 08:07:19 AM | great review... by loafroaster | Jun 25th, 2008 08:08:44 AM | the first thing by Whitemouse | Jun 25th, 2008 08:10:26 AM | You know what else happened
first by fiverabbit | Jun 25th, 2008 08:11:28 AM | "violent, loud, bloody and
fast-paced..." by thekylegassproject | Jun 25th, 2008 08:18:32 AM | Hey cool, AICN hits web 0.7 by tehDude | Jun 25th, 2008 08:18:36 AM | I'm There by Cobbio | Jun 25th, 2008 08:20:44 AM | Great Review by godzillasushi | Jun 25th, 2008 08:22:09 AM | Pique...at last someone gets
it right... by DoogieHowitzer | Jun 25th, 2008 08:26:10 AM | Blah blah blah "Angelina's
buttcrack" *perks up* by tylerzero | Jun 25th, 2008 08:26:32 AM | Ambush Bug, I hope referring
to SPEED RACER as a "dud"... by stones_throw | Jun 25th, 2008 08:29:00 AM | Whatever by Series7 | Jun 25th, 2008 08:29:14 AM | It'd be funny if they'd ended
it like the comic. by rev_skarekroe | Jun 25th, 2008 08:30:07 AM | Point by Cobbio | Jun 25th, 2008 08:33:19 AM | stones_throw by Series7 | Jun 25th, 2008 08:35:04 AM | No Bad Wolf by MRJONZ72 | Jun 25th, 2008 08:35:43 AM | Have to agree on Stones Throw
on Speed Racer by MRJONZ72 | Jun 25th, 2008 08:38:05 AM | Leave speed racer the fuck
alone by knowthyself | Jun 25th, 2008 08:38:31 AM | Hechtal - eeeaaaasssyyy boy by DoogieHowitzer | Jun 25th, 2008 08:40:19 AM | Wasn't the point in the
comic... by Redfive! | Jun 25th, 2008 08:44:05 AM | The comic was unoriginal by bigtime_charly | Jun 25th, 2008 08:46:55 AM | The reviews and WOM are pretty
bad by PowerRing | Jun 25th, 2008 09:02:28 AM | It'll be awesome by MrPopular | Jun 25th, 2008 09:11:16 AM | Thanks god it's rated R! by ssr12 | Jun 25th, 2008 09:13:10 AM | Oh, Sure, Let this guy do
Spider-Man! by cookylamoo | Jun 25th, 2008 09:14:43 AM | dear AB, by Shigeru | Jun 25th, 2008 09:23:12 AM | Wesley's dad in the beginning? by Shigeru | Jun 25th, 2008 09:23:43 AM | How's it like Fight Club? by FILMFUNK | Jun 25th, 2008 09:25:55 AM | i'm sorry.... by Gungan Slayer | Jun 25th, 2008 09:28:04 AM | Amen, DoogieHowitzer.... by akiraclass | Jun 25th, 2008 09:30:10 AM | Daywatch Gender Switch. by Topher4801 | Jun 25th, 2008 09:34:46 AM | Ambush Bug by Damage_Inc | Jun 25th, 2008 09:38:05 AM | "Millar spends six issues..." by digitalcos | Jun 25th, 2008 09:49:45 AM | You guys always complain about
PG13.... by Mr. Profit | Jun 25th, 2008 09:50:10 AM | "EPIC FAIL" by Mr. Profit | Jun 25th, 2008 09:51:43 AM | Love NIGHTWATCH and DAYWATCH,
WANTED I will give a shot by jagga | Jun 25th, 2008 10:00:23 AM | You are right "tehDude" by ls420 | Jun 25th, 2008 10:03:40 AM | The comic did suck by Bass Ackwards | Jun 25th, 2008 10:14:34 AM | This director is a hack. by knowthyself | Jun 25th, 2008 10:14:55 AM | 65 Million by Mr. Profit | Jun 25th, 2008 10:18:14 AM | Who keeps defending Speed
Racer? by Sans Souci | Jun 25th, 2008 10:22:12 AM | un-be-weavable? by newc0253 | Jun 25th, 2008 10:35:08 AM | Oops! My "who who" is showing! by Sans Souci | Jun 25th, 2008 10:46:55 AM | The Matrix was by Nasty In The Pasty | Jun 25th, 2008 10:49:47 AM | Take two: The Matrix was
"bloody"? by Nasty In The Pasty | Jun 25th, 2008 10:50:33 AM | Looks interesting by rogueleader66 | Jun 25th, 2008 10:54:43 AM | You Lost Me When You Called
Speed Racer a Dud by grungies | Jun 25th, 2008 11:09:58 AM | The movie was good but not
great by loganace33 | Jun 25th, 2008 11:17:55 AM | I'm SO FUCKING THERE! by Jabroni | Jun 25th, 2008 11:25:15 AM | Dad's not bi in the movie. by SleazyG. | Jun 25th, 2008 11:32:34 AM | "Car Fu"??? by -guyinthebackrow | Jun 25th, 2008 11:38:34 AM | AICN- now 25% less cheap
looking... by Heckles | Jun 25th, 2008 11:47:07 AM | let's see by oisin5199 | Jun 25th, 2008 12:15:21 PM | millar laffs at liefeld by bacci40 | Jun 25th, 2008 12:20:01 PM | Sorry Heckles..but AICN is
still 'cheap' by KINGDOM_OF_THE_CRYSTAL_SKULLFU
CK | Jun 25th, 2008 12:29:03 PM | dont trust anybody who doesnt
like luc besson by pipergates | Jun 25th, 2008 12:30:38 PM | speed racer is a good movie by long live the new chris | Jun 25th, 2008 12:43:46 PM | For now on i want pictures in
the articles!!!!! by ludmir88 | Jun 25th, 2008 12:50:23 PM | GuyintheBackRow obviously
isn't a Joe Bob Briggs fan by D.Vader | Jun 25th, 2008 12:52:16 PM | Actually, GuyinBackRow,
Wikipedia said it best... by D.Vader | Jun 25th, 2008 12:56:47 PM | LOOK AT ME I LIKE TO WRITE IN
CAPS!! by loganace33 | Jun 25th, 2008 01:10:03 PM | The car scenes here aren't
dire by AlwaysThere | Jun 25th, 2008 01:21:43 PM | Matrix Comparison by #1 Zero | Jun 25th, 2008 01:28:23 PM | Emaciated by Abominable Snowcone | Jun 25th, 2008 01:30:45 PM | Wanted... the worst piece of
crap ever written by allykatD | Jun 25th, 2008 01:36:46 PM | crazy by MrPopular | Jun 25th, 2008 01:46:15 PM | LETS TALK ABOUT FLAMING CAPS
MANS by loganace33 | Jun 25th, 2008 01:59:37 PM | Talented director? Count me
in. by JDanielP | Jun 25th, 2008 02:03:17 PM | You're a DICK Bad Wolf. How's
that for caps. by chadiwack | Jun 25th, 2008 02:12:27 PM | That's funny chadiwack by loganace33 | Jun 25th, 2008 02:16:40 PM | HI IM IN YOUR TALK BACK WITH
ALL CAPS by Spazatronic 2000 | Jun 25th, 2008 02:16:44 PM | Saw it...best summer movie so
far. by Executor | Jun 25th, 2008 02:16:56 PM | Proper execution of CAPS can
be seen by Executor by loganace33 | Jun 25th, 2008 02:19:34 PM | It was ok.... by wildphantom07 | Jun 25th, 2008 02:19:36 PM | and the Fight Club/Matrix
mention... by wildphantom07 | Jun 25th, 2008 02:21:33 PM | My review: by vadakinX | Jun 25th, 2008 02:34:56 PM | Jeebus, Bad_Wolf, is English
*your* fifth language? by SleazyG. | Jun 25th, 2008 02:41:19 PM | Movie sounds fun by Second Try | Jun 25th, 2008 02:44:40 PM | CAPS LOCK IS CRUZ CONTROL 4
COOL by Spazatronic 2000 | Jun 25th, 2008 02:46:16 PM | Instructions for Bad_Wolf by loganace33 | Jun 25th, 2008 02:53:25 PM | Earlier Post on Super Villains
& Mark Millar by loganace33 | Jun 25th, 2008 03:09:18 PM | *SIGH* ANYWAY, BACK TO
"WANTED".... by loganace33 | Jun 25th, 2008 03:17:22 PM | I SAID "BACK TO 'WANTED'" by BIG_BAD_WOLF_IN_CAPS | Jun 25th, 2008 03:27:48 PM | NO, I SAID "BACK TO 'WANTED'" by LOGANACE33_NOW_IN_CAPS | Jun 25th, 2008 03:47:59 PM | If she wants to stay a sex
symbol. She better put on some
by GQtaste | Jun 25th, 2008 03:54:58 PM | If you went to school then... by loganace33 | Jun 25th, 2008 03:55:10 PM | All this pnwage by BIG_BAD_WOLF_IN_CAPS | Jun 25th, 2008 04:03:57 PM | Very Funny! by LOGANACE33_NOW_IN_CAPS | Jun 25th, 2008 04:09:49 PM | Speedracer was good! by RKO2285 | Jun 25th, 2008 04:10:47 PM | Well I saw it tonight... by ReZourceman | Jun 25th, 2008 04:22:37 PM | FIRST!!! by getme | Jun 25th, 2008 04:29:34 PM | 129th!! by BIG_BAD_WOLF_IN_CAPS | Jun 25th, 2008 05:07:42 PM | hmm by ScaryJim | Jun 25th, 2008 05:30:14 PM | Ambush Bug wanted to like
WANTED, but did he...? by zooch | Jun 25th, 2008 06:58:23 PM | I WRITE IN ALL CAPS by samurai sark | Jun 25th, 2008 07:13:43 PM | No love for Fifth Element? by DeadPanWalking | Jun 25th, 2008 07:38:40 PM | *shigh* God, do I have to
explain myself...really? by Ambush Bug | Jun 25th, 2008 09:57:03 PM | Oh, and about FIFTH ELEMENT... by Ambush Bug | Jun 25th, 2008 10:03:38 PM | Hey BAD WOLF by KurtLockwood | Jun 25th, 2008 10:26:07 PM | Damn You MCMLXXVI by TheyCallMeMisterBay | Jun 25th, 2008 10:51:57 PM | ID FUCK ANGELINA JOLIE WITH
THE CAPS LOCK KEY by Spazatronic 2000 | Jun 25th, 2008 11:36:31 PM | You people are all retards. by PR1C3Y | Jun 26th, 2008 05:06:46 AM | MATRIX sequels... by Sackratte | Jun 26th, 2008 07:17:16 AM |
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