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Several Images From FAST AND FURIOUS Drift Onto The Internets!!

Merrick here...
USA Today has posted three pictures from FAST AND FURIOUS, the fourth installment in the franchise. Like TOKYO DRIFT, this one's directed by by Justin Lin & written by Chris Morgan (who scripted WANTED & has been brought in to rework the GEARS OF WAR movie screenplay). Vin and Paul are together again, trying to bag the killer of one of the girls from the first film. Follow the tanker humper...

FAST AND FURIOUS is also, by the way, the title of a 1939 Busby Berkeley comedy.

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  • June 24, 2008, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Grand National Regal Turbo!

    by Powerring

    The best part of this movie.

  • June 24, 2008, 7:47 a.m. CST


    by solartaco3


  • June 24, 2008, 7:47 a.m. CST

    Not First!

    by solartaco3


  • June 24, 2008, 7:51 a.m. CST

    Furiously fast! Zooooooooom!!

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    This series is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine - much like Gilmore Girls, pork pies, and evil slutty women - so I'm looking forward to this new slice of furiousism quite a bit. Justin Lin did a pretty solid job on the third one, I reckon, and my only real disappointment with this new one is we don't appear to be getting Lucas Black back again. That is a shame.

  • June 24, 2008, 7:52 a.m. CST

    I really hate the word franchise.

    by kwisatzhaderach

  • The extra "a" in that sentence made me read-a the whole-a story in an Italian accent.

  • June 24, 2008, 7:58 a.m. CST

    I can´t wait

    by CuervoJones

    to get out of the office. I don´t really need to see that movie.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:03 a.m. CST

    Damn You Michael Bay


    Damn You Michael Bay

  • June 24, 2008, 8:04 a.m. CST

    The FnF Brand reclaims

    by Diagnostic

    its lost glory!

  • June 24, 2008, 8:07 a.m. CST

    i really liked tokyo drift ....

    by JeanLuc Dickhard

    damn you paul walker

  • June 24, 2008, 8:08 a.m. CST

    Unless he's reversing, or the truck is reversing

    by BendersShinyAss

    They're never going to pull this manouver off successfully

  • June 24, 2008, 8:11 a.m. CST

    poor vin diesel

    by lex romero

    I won't be back for the xXx and fast and the furious sequels! I'm onto bigger and better things! *flash forward 5 years* oh erm, what's that? Another fast the furious sequel? God yes please i need this!

  • June 24, 2008, 8:14 a.m. CST

    Woopidy doo!

    by TheJake

    Yay! Vin Diesel and Paul Walker? In the same film?? I smell Oscar!!

  • June 24, 2008, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Weren't Vin Diesel and Paul Walker supposed to be...

    by TVguy4566

    Superstars by now. Other than that crappy Jessica Alba movie that was unwatchable even with Alba in a bikini for most of the movie, what has Walker done since the FAF movies? Also, I guess Vin's expectations of being this generation's Arnold Schwartenegger have finally been set straight.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:16 a.m. CST

    I'm looking forward to this

    by MRJONZ72

    I really like the 1st and 3rd films. For some reason I only watched the 2nd one once. I didnt dislike it. Had fun but not as much fun as the 1st and 3rd. Thanks to whoever for breathing fresh air in the franchise by having drifting in it, not to mention Lucas Black solid direction by Justin Lin and of course Sonny Chiba!

  • June 24, 2008, 8:19 a.m. CST


    by Franklin T Marmoset

    I'm worried about you, mate. I know you won't answer me, but I am reaching out to you as a compassionate human being to express my concern for your mental well-being. Sure, I can sort of respect your commitment to damning Michael Bay via the innernet tubes, but I am worried that you have become so compelled to post the same message in every AICN talkback that you have damaged your psyche in some way. Please remember that your psyche is a precious thing - you only get one, so don't throw it away with this bizarre OCD-like obsession you have nurtured.<p>I want the best for you, MCMLXXVI. I want you to be well. And let's face it, if there is such a thing as damnation, we can be pretty sure Michael Bay will receive it shortly after the cocaine-induced myocardial infarction he will one day suffer in the silk-sheeted bed of a hooker half his age. So why don't you let nature take its course and put this damning business to rest?<p>All the best.<p>Your friend,<p>Frank.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:21 a.m. CST

    Vin and Paul's careers have obviously hit rock bottom

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    theyve both come back for the FOURTH?! fast and the furious movie.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:23 a.m. CST

    So wait, it's not THE fast and THE furious...?

    by AdrianVeidt

    They simply removed the article and are now adjectives instead of nouns? Interesting... That's not going to confuse ANYONE.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:23 a.m. CST

    To all the people who hate MCMLXXVI

    by BendersShinyAss

    Get the fuck over it. it's an AICN delight to have him.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Agree on career diagnosis

    by beelkay

    I would also love to think that this is a straight-to-DVD movie, but I have a feeling the last one did well enough that it'll get a theatrical release. What crap...

  • June 24, 2008, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Damn you Steven Spielberg

    by BendersShinyAss

    Damn you Steven Spielberg

  • June 24, 2008, 8:27 a.m. CST

    Damn you Entertainment Weekly

    by BendersShinyAss

    Damn you Entertainment Weekly

  • June 24, 2008, 8:28 a.m. CST

    Clarification for Bender

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    I don't hate MCMLXXVI. I am worried about him. I picture the guy huddled red-eyed over a PC in his bedroom, rocking back and forth, his skin yellowing from the lack of sunlight as he stays firmly in place awaiting the newest articles on which he can post his mantra.<p>That is not healthy, Bender. That is not healthy at all. I care about the guy and would like to see him set down his Bay baggage and get on with a well-adjusted life.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:28 a.m. CST

    Damn you bedtime

    by BendersShinyAss

    Damn you bedtime

  • June 24, 2008, 8:29 a.m. CST

    What was wrong with 4 Fast, 4 Furious?

    by dr_buggerlugs

    It's a perfectly fine and sensible title...well to be honest what is sensible about this whole franchise? To be fair, the first one is a guilty pleasure of mine. And to answer why Vin and Walker are NOT superstars by now; simply because the moviegoing public simply decided they weren't superstars and never went to see A Man Apart and Eight Below...

  • June 24, 2008, 8:31 a.m. CST


    by samuraiyao

    You got any other phrases you want to spit out... I'm tired of hearing the same damn thing over and over like "Damn You Micheal Bay!"

  • June 24, 2008, 8:31 a.m. CST

    by dr_buggerlugs

    ...and hence they're doing another Furious film because it was probably the only time the public actually gave a damn about 'em.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:32 a.m. CST

    Actually Frank,

    by BendersShinyAss

    I see that in most of the regulars here, i don't want to name names. <p> In the case of MC ... well.... i see someone with a big fat smile on their dial and for some reason, i always laugh when i see his latest post. i don't know why. they just keep getting funnier. (the day will come he'll say something different) <p> seriously, the guy has tapped into a form of marketing.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:38 a.m. CST

    More Faster, More Furiouser

    by SkinJob69

  • June 24, 2008, 8:39 a.m. CST

    I was just thinking, "Where's the F&F sequel update?"

    by SkinJob69

    F this lame ass franchise

  • June 24, 2008, 8:41 a.m. CST


    by BigFo

    Is fine. God bless his consistency. I would rather get rid of "internets". That stopped being funny long ago.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:44 a.m. CST

    Damn You Ted Nugent

    by BanAllFIRSTPosters

    for disbanding Damn Yankees

  • June 24, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    And a Roger Corman title as well starring John Ireland.

    by Uncapie

    Hey, Merrick; where's my X-Files 2: I Want To Believe" panel review?

  • June 24, 2008, 8:49 a.m. CST

    At least in Tokyo drift

    by Powerring

    They had some actual stunts. It wasn't as if they were hitting the NOS injectors every 10 minutes. And the fact in F&F 1, the speedometers really didn't go above 120 in a line wasn't impressive. I pro-streeted a camaro that would do 165 before mods. Anyn stock WRX can do better than 120.

  • June 24, 2008, 8:53 a.m. CST


    by just pillow talk

    I had tears in my eyes from your passionate plea to MCM. The CoC will pray for him.<p>FREE XIPHOS!

  • June 24, 2008, 9:04 a.m. CST

    Fast and Furious news van

    by snapple_ladys_lazy_eye

    But it's not all current events, Walker says. "Who doesn't like fast cars and hot women?" Oh good. for a second there I was worried.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:05 a.m. CST


    by Dominic-Vobiscum

    Puppet Master is the best thing Full Moon ever made. Sure "Curse of", "Retro", and " vs Demonic Toys" are awful, but 1-5 are all great.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    I wouldn't worry about MCMLXXVI.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I'm pretty sure he/she is a ghost-handle for another Talkbacker.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Leave MCMLXXVI alone

    by Sequitur

    He can go into any comic book convention and say: "I post on AICN and type 'Damn you Michael Bay!'...Autograph line forms to the right" He gets to set on panels and sign screenshots of his postings while screaming his catchphrase over and over again. Can any of you do that??

  • June 24, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

  • June 24, 2008, 9:08 a.m. CST


    by snapple_ladys_lazy_eye

    i second the don't fuck with puppet master movement. love those sick little fuckers.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Any word

    by Series7

    On that Deep Blue Sea sequel? I care about that more. Its sad to think it, but I feel that Death Race will own this movie.....

  • June 24, 2008, 9:18 a.m. CST

    When is 'A Man Apart 2, The Beginning' filming?

    by Baron Karza

    Oh yea, next season in hell.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:19 a.m. CST

    I like MCMLXXVI.

    by Knuckleduster

    He's the one thing in life you can always depend on. Don't ever die, MCMLXXVI.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:23 a.m. CST

    Fasting Furiously

    by DarthBakpao

  • June 24, 2008, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Yes, that's all well and good...

    by AgentArchangel

    ...but how long's the movie?

  • June 24, 2008, 9:29 a.m. CST

    i liked tokyo drift..

    by addyadam

    That movie surprised the hell out of me, i never liked the series but that movie changed my mind, ill give this a chance.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:29 a.m. CST

    MCMLXXVI is my hero

    by bobjustbob

    Once Had Yummy Labia!!!!

  • June 24, 2008, 9:34 a.m. CST

    It's like playing slot machines...

    by wowsucks

    You keep dumping money in even when you know your going to lose yet keep repeating yourself.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Big Wheels, Pedal Karts and Segways?

    by bobjustbob

    Does this mean we're talking about Michael Bay now?

  • June 24, 2008, 9:37 a.m. CST

    quick and mad

    by ArcadianDS

    im pretty sure thats how this movie's title will translate into the German cinema.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Eventhough I like Michael Bay...

    by ganymede3010

    MCMXXVI never ceases to garner a chuckle out of me.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST


    by bobjustbob

    the toxic wind blows<p> as the passenger train stops<p> m night nukes the fridge.

  • June 24, 2008, 9:48 a.m. CST

    Where is

    by nukethefridge

    Jurassic Park iv??????

  • June 24, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST

    "The fast and the eco-friendly"

    by Powerring

    They will race an electric "Tesla" car vs solar powered "Sunraycer." This time, it's not about all out speed, it's about distance before recharge.

  • June 24, 2008, 10:07 a.m. CST

    How bour "4 The Fast And The Furious"

    by Virtual Satyr

    Because this movie will be For The Fast And The Furious.

  • June 24, 2008, 10:11 a.m. CST


    by skimn

    Got a red carpet shout out from Michael Bay himself at the premiere of Transformers. Well, not personally, but Bay did comment on online statements like "Damn you, and you raped my childhood", so MCMLXXVI, your work does not go unnoticed.

  • June 24, 2008, 10:13 a.m. CST

    "Fast and 4ious"

    by David Cloverfield

    That's a way better title.

  • June 24, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    bour =bout

    by Virtual Satyr


  • This could be the new Tango and Cash, people! Can't wait for the next one, maybe they'll whip out the rare sub-sub-titile: "Fast and Furious II: The Fast & The Furious V: Faster & Furiouser"

  • June 24, 2008, 10:19 a.m. CST

    I was hoping they had an actual picture of Vin Diesel

    by Garbageman33

    Swallowing his pride. Or Paul Walker with his tail between his legs. That would've been fitting.

  • June 24, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Continental Drift

    by bobjustbob

    This time it's TETONIC!

  • June 24, 2008, 10:22 a.m. CST

    TECTONIC that is...

    by bobjustbob

  • June 24, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    I'm so glad Lethal Weapon ...

    by Henry Jones Sr

    ... was made in the 80s and 90s, because it means the four movies were saved from being called Lethal Weapon, followwed by Lethal Weapon: Stopping Power, then Only The Lethalest Weapon Survives, and finally 4: The Gang's All Here. I absolutely despise all these modern sequel titles.

  • June 24, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Can't wait, in three years

    by skimn

    for Spike TV to run all four back-to-back. This would be their speed.

  • June 24, 2008, 10:32 a.m. CST

    So if this movie fails...

    by timryanokane

    Vin's career is officially over, right? hmmm.. I have mixed feelings now. I equate it to the following statement: </br> </br> If a tree falls in the forest, and noone is around to see it, does anyone give a shit?

  • June 24, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Vin Diesel

    by Powerring

    Truly can act the gamut of emotions all the way from A to C. He has a few characters XXX, F&F and Riddick that don't require any actual acting. He's become a movie prop. Paul Walker is a poster-boy for an acute need for acting classes.

  • June 24, 2008, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Long Live MCMLXXVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by DaBUU

    Michael Bay shall be damned damnit!

  • June 24, 2008, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Franklin T Marmoset

    by Flying Spaghetti Monster

    MCMLXXVI has been damning Mike Bay for a long time. Its just people like you are now starting to notice it. Let him damn in peace, will yah?

  • June 24, 2008, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Other "mini franchises" of note

    by skimn

    Ahhh, who can forgot Darkman 2 & 3. Or The Skulls 2 and 3. Still can't beat the grandaddy, The Howling, that made it all the way up to 6!! Oh Hollywood, your money grabbing ways are inspirational.

  • June 24, 2008, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Do we really need this movie?

    by Lords_of_Light

    I mean, c'mon people... Why does Hollywood consistently churn out this crap? How about something ORIGINAL?

  • June 24, 2008, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Anagram for FAST AND FURIOUS

    by bobjustbob

    "Or I'd stuff a anus"

  • June 24, 2008, 10:53 a.m. CST


    by rogueleader66

    Is just a mindless moron with nothing intelligent to say, and the people who "admire" him? I don;t even know what to say about them. I don;t love MB by any stretch of th imagination so I am in no way defending him, but good god, there is nothing funny or amusing or admirable about seeing "Damn you Michael Bay" in every single god damn talkback.

  • June 24, 2008, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Lords Of Light

    by rogueleader66

    Hollywood lost it's imagination and originality a lonnnnnnng time ago, and it doesn't look like they will ever get it back. For the few quality films we get, we get a dozen lumps of crap. But I still hold out a small grain of hope that someday someone will wake up and see the problem.

  • June 24, 2008, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Look, I loves me some tuner car action...

    by rotgut1

    but these movies are HORRIBLE! I tried watching a couple of them last week, just to see if I would enjoy them more, but man if they don't suck. I would rather get a proctology exam that watch two minutes of these crappy movies.

  • June 24, 2008, 11:04 a.m. CST

    "Paul Walker is a poster-boy for an acute need for acting classe

    by rotgut1

    And that's not an opinion. That's a fact. The guy couldn't act if someone had a gun to his head.

  • June 24, 2008, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Great if you're 12 years old.

    by Sappers Forward

    These movies are geared for people with the mentality of a prepubescent boy. Perhaps they could ramp up the writing a little for us adults. I watched the first one, and thought, "ok, stupid, but whatever.". Then the second, "Fuck this movie sucked". Then the third, "Somebody please shoot me in the head.". Granted I didn't pay to see them...God bless the internet.

  • June 24, 2008, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Walker was in Running Scared

    by Punch_Drunk

    Which was an awesome flick. He wasn't wooden in the role either, actually showed signs of life.

  • June 24, 2008, 11:32 a.m. CST


    by skimn

    I think those "defending" MCM, are doing so in a, the dude's harmless kind of way. That his little Bay rant has bothered some may say more about those he has bothered, than MCM himself.

  • June 24, 2008, 11:43 a.m. CST


    by rogueleader66

    I suppose he his harmless, kinda like the village idiot that everyone just kinda laughs at. So damn on MCM.

  • June 24, 2008, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Running Scared

    by skimn

    was a great "pulpy" cop/crime drama. Maybe Walker was better than usual is because he wasn't cast as the standard pretty boy generic role.

  • June 24, 2008, 11:49 a.m. CST


    by Powerring

    ...I could have sworn I saw him ad-lib a cough, but was an actual cough.

  • June 24, 2008, 12:02 p.m. CST

    "...actually showed signs of life." WROONG

    by IAmJack'sUserID

    No, he didn't at all. All he did was yell and try to look anguished. From the first fucking second he was onscreen, I was immediately pulled out of the movie. The guy is the worst actor in Hollywood, and has the presence and acting ability of a rotted corpse. And I'm serious, he hasn't even convinced me he'a alive yet.

  • June 24, 2008, 12:18 p.m. CST

    I'd rather see Vin...

    by eXcommunicated

    ...get a new director and producer and make a new Chronicles of Riddick installment.

  • June 24, 2008, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Tokyo Drift is the most entertaining

    by Vern

    because of Lucas Black and the Tokyo setting. But I still say 2 Fast 2 Furious doesn't get enough credit for its sheer ridiculousness. I mean, right at the beginning you see the Universal logo get covered in chrome and bounce up and down on hydraulics! Then there's the girl in the pink car, Ludacris giving them "surprises" like making them jump a bridge and the video game style "go do this, now go do this" structure to the story. I don't know, I am on the damning Michael Bay side, so I understand hating moronic movies, but for some reason 2 Fast 2 Furious's complete commitment to stupidity is entertaining to me.

  • June 24, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    The Fast and the Furious 4: Furiously Fast

    by Moviekiller

  • June 24, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    these movies


    are so fucking unbelievable, like the bridge jump, it's just funny as hell... and it is entertaining. the dialog is retarded, especially that guy on Vin's team in the first movie sounds like he's yelling at everything when he speaks, or ja rule yelling monica. just funny shit

  • June 24, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    You'd think after Riddick....

    by BendersShinyAss

    ... they'd be pumping cash into more of those films. <p> oh well. Vin Deisels gotta eat

  • June 24, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Vin Diesel in a "D&D DARK SUN" flick?

    by Pumpkinjoe

    A buddy of mine owns a game store in sanat monica, told me that last year, one of Vin's people came in and bought up all the old D&D DARK SUN game books. He said it was for research Vin was doing for a DARK SUN movie he is working on. I wonder if this is still in the works?

  • June 24, 2008, 1:55 p.m. CST


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  • June 24, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Is this the last one?

    by Spandau Belly

    Does anybody know if they're claiming to be wrapping up this series with this installment? I think it's great they got the whole original cast back together. Personally, I hope there's one more after this then they pack it in.<br><br>Or do a franchise smash-up called The Fast and The Furious Versus The Transporter. Hell, I'd write that.

  • June 24, 2008, 2:05 p.m. CST

    What if MCMLXXVI only speaks those...

    by Darth Macchio

    ...4 words? Seriously. What if its some form of mutant Tourette's syndrome and he can only say the phrase "Damn you, Michael Bay" in different inflections. For example, MCMLXXVI goes to Publix and wants a Boar's Head Ultimate sandwich. The lady behind the deli counter asks, "What kind of cheese?". And MCMLXXVI goes, "Damn you Michael Bay?" and the lady goes, "Oh, we're out of provolone. How 'bout Swiss?" And MCMLXXVI goes, "Damn you, Michael Bay." and she proceeds to layer on the Swiss. See? Like the word "Dude" which is chameleon-like in its ability to convey numerous emotions just by different vocal inflections, maybe that phrase is as well? Perhaps MCMLXXVI is on a level we cannot even begin to perceive, much less understand.

  • June 24, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    "And to answer why Vin and Walker are NOT superstars by now; sim

    by togmeister

    Eight Below was a cute movie and did just fine at the box office, albeit probably more on the back of the pooches. I actually WANT Vin to have a hit so he and David Twohy can regian enough clout to complete the Riddick trilogy. Seriously. Pitch Black was fantastic, and Chronicles, while flawed, did at least have that awesome escape sequence on the prison world, where Vin and his gang have to outrun the dawn or they're literally toast. I'd rather have Riddick 3 to look forward to than F&F 4,5,6 etc...

  • June 24, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Tokyo Drift is the least exciting

    by AlwaysThere

    because of Lucas Black and the Tokyo setting. 2 Fast, 2 Furious is completely forgettable. And Point Break, err, The Fast and The Furious is the most exciting because how well we were introduced to that culture. Vin and Walker are good together, the story, though predictable, still keeps you engaged, and it's well paced. Tokyo Drift sucked because of the awkward lead actor, the badly, really badly handled fish out of water storyline. Sung Kang has a lot of charm and charisma, but he couldn't save those scenes because the dialogue sucked and he had to act against Lucas Black. Oh and, Eva Mendez > Jordanna Brewster > Nathalie (Razor Blade commercials) Kelley

  • June 24, 2008, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Doesn't anyone shed a tear for the promise

    by skimn

    of John Singleton's career, who started like a house on fire with Boyz N The Hood? From the youngest director nominated for an Oscar to the director of a sequel to some Rob Cohen schlock, and onward to the A-Team? I don't mean he had to become the next issue-orientated director, but his plate has filled up with a fair amount of junk food.

  • June 24, 2008, 2:25 p.m. CST

    by mystory64


  • June 24, 2008, 2:26 p.m. CST


    by mystory64

    Fucking macs fucked up my post... oh well...

  • June 24, 2008, 2:34 p.m. CST

    bag the killer of a one of the girls from the first film

    by Cletus Van Damme

    "DAMMIT! I can't belive they killed her!" <p> "Yeah, we should go find the killer, maybe pin a beatin' to him." <p> "Hell yeah!" <p> --crickets sound around them--<p> "Hey, hungry?"<p> "I could eat I suppose." <p> "Good, let's go grab some beers and kick back a while." <p> "Like 5+ years or so?" <p> "Yeah...sounds about right."<p>

  • June 24, 2008, 2:34 p.m. CST

    despite bad acting and lame plot...

    by Powerring

    Tokyo drifts action was far more intruiging than the other two. It wasn't just linear speed, the drift stunts were very cool. Now about the polt holes and the totally implausible scenarios...

  • June 24, 2008, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Oh, and Harry, maybe you can substantiate this....

    by Cletus Van Damme

    ...but is it true that Michelle Rodriguez will NOT use a stunt drunk driver?

  • June 24, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Fuck it. I love these movies. Make 4 more.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    Why the hell not? Seen the trailer for Disaster Movie? They should show shit like that at Gitmo. That's real fucking torture. Divert those funds into more F+F magic.

  • June 24, 2008, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Fast and Furious and Broke

    by WickedJester

    ..oh my!

  • June 24, 2008, 2:54 p.m. CST


    by WickedJester

    I love how people take movies like this personally. It isn't trying to be the next (insert classic movie everyone compares to), just dumb 'popcorn' fun.

  • June 24, 2008, 2:56 p.m. CST


    by MR. MURDOCH

    Why didn't they use that title...? That's what I expected after "2 Fast"'s level of title capability... I'm pretty surprised Diesel came back to this franchise -- a sign that his career really hasn't taken off the way he probably wanted it to. I've always had mixed feelings on Ol' Vin. I enjoyed the first Fast & Furious purely on its adrenaline level. The second or third don't interest me without him in them. I actually like Pitch Black AND Chronicles of Riddick, so sue me. But the rest of his output...I have no interest in...

  • June 24, 2008, 3:04 p.m. CST

    F&F 10: Hovercars

    by Powerring

    In this outing, Vin Diesel signed on to stop collecting unemployment. Paul Walker was homeless altogeather. In this futuristic romp, they let the NOS pressure go with the latest Japanese subcompact sport hovercars.

  • June 24, 2008, 3:08 p.m. CST

    I like MCM....

    by Neil_the_Sheep

    I have nothing to say about the fast and furious movies...just not my thing I guess. I respect MCM because unlike all the whiny babies on here that bitch about their childhood being raped until the next thing comes out and they forget all about it, MCM is sticking to it, and God bless him for it. He means business.

  • June 24, 2008, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Free Freds Balls

    by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar

    Free Them!

  • June 24, 2008, 4:21 p.m. CST

    As much ass as it might suck

    by toxicbuddha

    It gets a modicum of love for giving you all a chance to flex your funny muscle. You guys know damn well you would be miserable if every film made was a gem. I couldn't care less about this thing, but I read the Talkback and try no to do spit takes.

  • June 24, 2008, 4:33 p.m. CST


    by Powerring

    I saw F&F in a Florida "Suds and cinema" theater. The movie cost me $3.50 to see. I got to sit at a table, and was served lowenbrau draught with one of those really poofy pretzels and mustard. I expected silly summer fun, and actually enjoyed it in that setting. I highly recommend seeing some of the questionable movies in this fashion.

  • June 24, 2008, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Next title:

    by BizarroJerry


  • June 24, 2008, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Lea Thompson circa 1988

    by Powerring

    HMMMM.... when I think hot snatch of 1988...Heather Thomas, Heather Locklear...whadda sandwich...

  • June 24, 2008, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Too bad Justin Lin

    by PumpyMcAss

    is stuck making these shitstains. I was looking forward to following his career after his debut feature. I suppose that's also how I used to feel about John Singleton. Damn you shitty movie franchise!

  • June 24, 2008, 5:20 p.m. CST

    anybody hear this is a prequel to...

    by RKO2285

    2 fast 2 furious?? with han from tokoyo drift making an appearance... one of my buddies was telling me this but I haven't heard this..

  • June 24, 2008, 5:25 p.m. CST

    what do they expect to do after locking hands?

    by Prossor

    using the guy to slide around on the road? or maybe the tanker and car should stop, then the guy could walk over and get in the other car. they make it harder than it has to be.

  • June 24, 2008, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Upcoming Sequels

    by symphy

    5 = Fast. Furious.<br> 6 = Fastfurious<br> 7 = Fastious.<br> 8 = Fis.<br> 9 = .

  • June 24, 2008, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Can't wait

    by slone13

    When it comes to guilty pleasures, the original Fast and the Furious is way up there for me.

  • June 24, 2008, 5:35 p.m. CST


    by symphy

    10 = Level X: The Fast and the Furious Ten - The Kingdom of the Crystal Carburetor

  • June 24, 2008, 6:07 p.m. CST

    I know how they can save money making it.

    by br1947

    Just take Speed Racer and add a 3 minute scene at the end with Diesel waking up and swearing never to eat shrooms again.

  • June 24, 2008, 6:23 p.m. CST

    I liked the third one. Did anyone else?

    by Cotton McKnight

    I wouldn't mind seeing whatshisface in this one. The guy from Friday Night Lights.

  • June 24, 2008, 7:05 p.m. CST

    America's Got Talent

    by Det. John Kimble

    It's just not in this movie.

  • June 24, 2008, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Fast And Furious.

    by Cujo_Fugate

    Awful. Just Awful.

  • June 24, 2008, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Fast and Furious: People leaving Transformers 2

    by br1947

  • June 24, 2008, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Damn You MCMLXXVI

    by TheyCallMeMisterBay

    Damn You MCMLXXVI

  • June 24, 2008, 8:02 p.m. CST

    Vin run out of Pitch Black movies?

    by XxSoulFlyxX

    or better yet, what about Pacifier 2? I was so waiting for that. It should be about a killer after one of the girls from the first movie.

  • June 25, 2008, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Vin Diesel gotta eat!!!

    by Dogmatic

    Why is dropping of the "the" article considered a different title....unless they are going for Fast and Furious a la "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot" or "Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid" which case I guess that Paul Walker is Fast and Vin Diesel is Furious? Anyone?

  • June 25, 2008, 1:05 a.m. CST


    by MR. MURDOCH

    Lionsgate decided to release JOHN RAMBO as simply...RAMBO...(hmmm, where have we heard that before??) and no one gave a shit, so Universal probably figures the same about this film's target audience...(SIGH...)

  • June 25, 2008, 1:11 a.m. CST

    The question is...

    by MR. MURDOCH

    What will they call the inevitable REBOOT that will happen in, oh, ten years time...perhaps five?? FAST AND FUCK YOU WE HAVE YOUR MONEY FIVE ?? (In fact that's about the only thing "memorable" about "Incredible" Hulk -- Marvel's balls to completely shaft Ang Lee's version only five years later)

  • June 25, 2008, 1:15 a.m. CST

    Yeah Murdoch I liked Incredible Hulk but

    by Dogmatic

    I felt like they could have kept the same origin that was established in Hulk. That was a good origin movie...and this movie coulda just gone off of that one. It ended with Banner hiding in the jungle anyway. Makes sense he woulda eventually got down to Brazil. Sure the direction style would be radically different but that has been done before in other film series. I think that they coulda just omitted that origin sequence at the beginning which was like the TV series version and just played this one off as a sequel and it woulda worked <P> As is one little sequence in the opening credits jacked that up and jacked up Ang Lee's whole movie as invalid...I cry foul! <P> Otherwise I dug Incredible Hulk as the logical continuation of the story and Hulk ...well...smashing.

  • June 25, 2008, 7:18 a.m. CST

    ..was it just me

    by Powerring

    Or did Ang Lee's hulk seem stronger, and angrier than the new hulk?

  • June 25, 2008, 7:44 a.m. CST


    by Knuckleduster

    I cared. John Rambo sounds way cooler than just "Rambo".

  • June 25, 2008, 7:45 a.m. CST


    by Knuckleduster

    You're kidding, right?

  • June 25, 2008, 8:06 a.m. CST


    by Powerring

    I can't be anything else except facetious. I am actually sick of the whole argument. I am especially sick of idiots that continually derail a talk back by somehow injecting a totally unrelated reference to the hulk controversy. "IJAM" "It's just a movie"

  • June 25, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST


    by Knuckleduster

    Uhm, okay. I don't really understand what you're saying. What argument? What controversy? I think I missed something. Anyway, I thought you made a joke. The new Hulk actually hit someone with his fist and threw a rock at God, so I think he's much angrier. Are we arguing? I'm sorry?

  • June 25, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    umm.. nevermind

    by Powerring

    Back to our regularly scheduled thread.

  • June 25, 2008, 9:13 a.m. CST

    I think we killed this talkback.

    by Knuckleduster


  • June 25, 2008, 10:37 a.m. CST

    I like the Hulk for all the reasons Dogmatic didn't.

    by Cotton McKnight

    It had a better origin story, was more like the tv show, and best of all, it allows us to forget the Ang Lee movie completely. If it was a continuation, then people who suffered through the Ang Lee version would have been reminded of it, and people who are new to the series would have watched it. Yes it was that bad. That movie ruined the reputation of Nick Nolte- remember when he was arrested for driving drunk and his mugshot looked like he had turned into a hobo? That's because he was filming that stupid movie at the time. The movie is cursed I tell you.

  • June 25, 2008, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Paul Walker and Vin Diesel strike me as

    by BLEST

    the Wal-Mart versions of Matthew McCaughnhey and The Rock, respectively.

  • June 25, 2008, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Buick Grand Nationals

    by ewokstew

    are faster than hell. I remember being at the racetrack in the late 80's and seeing one of them lay a serious beating on practically anything that it ran against, including a big block Chevelle. All it had was the stock 3.8 liter, a modified chip and some exhaust tweaks. That thing was freaking evil.

  • June 25, 2008, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Buick GN/GNX

    by Powerring

    The GN was about 245hp stock, it could seat 5 comfortably and still get into the low/mid 14's in the 1/4. Simple mods, external to the engine could net 12 second 1/4 miles, without NOS. The GNX, a $30K big brother was 300hp, and did 13's stock, and could be tweaked for 11's. Great car in it's day, and it was rev-limited so it didn't totally roast the vette of the day.

  • June 25, 2008, 3:11 p.m. CST

    I don't get all of the Paul Walker bashing...

    by Mecha-Mugatu

    The guy was awesome in "Attack of the Clones" and "Revenge of the Sith". Just goes to show what results you can get in a capable director like George Lucas....

  • June 25, 2008, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Cotton McKnight

    by Second Try

    That's right, though Nick Nolte deserved it for playing such an awful character.