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Nilbog Beckons! It's the Rolling Roadshow's "TROLL 2 Celebration" in Morgan, Utah!
Beaks here...
No one puts on a show like The Alamo Drafthouse's Tim League. CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND at Devil's Tower, NORTH BY NORTHWEST at Mount Rushmore (and Kern County, CA), GOLDFINGER at Fort Knox... the guy is a mad genius of movie exhibition. But he's truly outdone himself this time. What could possibly be better than heading up to Morgan, Utah for a screening of the lovably dreadful TROLL 2? How 'bout spending the weekend for a screening of five movies directly and not-so-directly related to the sequel that makes TEXASVILLE look like THE GODFATHER PART II?
Everything you need to know about "Nilbog Invasion - The TROLL 2 Celebration" - which runs from Friday, June 27th to Sunday June 29th - is below. I just spent the last few minutes reacquainting myself with the many planned festivities, and I'm wondering why the hell I'll be stuck in Hollywood all weekend. Luckily, you don't have to be lame like me. Face it: you've been meaning to get up or down or over to Nilbog for most of your natural born life; here's your excuse.
Be sure to bellow out an "OH MY GOD!!!!!" for me.
BEST WORST MOVIE and THE ALAMO ROLLING ROADSHOW are pleased to announce the most impossibly outrageous event in TROLL 2 history:
NILBOG INVASION - THE TROLL 2 CELEBRATION!!!
Believe it! Every conceivable person, film and creature in the entire TROLL 2 universe will be converging in NILBOG ITSELF (that's Morgan, Utah; just a quick hop over from Salt Lake City) on June 27th - 29th, 2008 for an unprecedented and never-to-be-repeated onslaught of FILMS, FOOD and GOBLIN FUN from all over the world! This isn't a convention -- it's 1000% ABSOLUTE TROLL 2 INSANITY!
To visit the official NILBOG INVASION page filled with photos and info, take a look over at WWW.BESTWORSTMOVIE.COM!
BACKGROUND:
WHY TROLL 2?
When a crew of Italian filmmakers and fledging Utah actors shot this ultra-low budget horror film in 1990, they had no idea that almost twenty years later they would be celebrated by fans worldwide for their ineptitude. Now, TROLL 2 has been widely deemed the Myspace generation's ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW -the rare kind of entertainment that's so hilariously incompetent on every level, it's strangely captivating. A corn-on-the-cob sex scene, pudgy potato-sack clad midgets, and a peculiar plot about evil vegetarian goblins attempting to transform a young boy's family into edible plants offer unintentional laughs andŠ a new form of contagious entertainment.
TROLL 2's underground resurgence is spreading like an infectious disease. Lead actor-turned-dentist George Hardy's days of drilling cavities are met by nights of signing hundreds of autographs at record-setting revival screenings throughout the world. Admiring fans join together to champion TROLL 2 as one of their favorite films. Fan sites, music videos, dress-up dinner parties and even homage in one of the most successful video games, Sony Playstation's Guitar Hero 2, are all unlikely byproducts celebrating a movie so inept, it's being crowned the Best Worst Movie EVER MADE.
SPECIAL GUESTS LIVE IN PERSON!:
MICHAEL STEPHENSON - Joshua Waits
GEORGE HARDY - Father "Farmer" Waits
MARGO PREY - Mom Waits
CONNIE YOUNG - Holly Waits
JASON WRIGHT - Elliott Cooper
DARREN EWING – Arnold
JASON STEADMAN – Drew
DEBORAH REED - Creedence Leonore Gielgud the Witch
DON PACKARD - Nilbog Store Owner
ROBERT ORMSBY - Grandpa Seth
MIKE HAMILL - Preacher Bells
LANCE WILLIAMS - Mr. Presents
CHRISTINA REYNOLDS – Cindy
PATRICK GIBBS – Goblin
PAUL GIBBS – Goblin
STEVE HATCH – Goblin
Writer/director CLAUDIO FRAGASSO
Co-writer ROSELLA DRUDI
MAJOR OUTDOOR SCREENINGS:
All screenings will be presented by the Alamo Rolling Roadshow, a mobile movie battallion of Austin's Alamo Drafthouse Cinema that has traveled the country for years providing 35mm screenings on their immense drive-in sized screen! Almost all films will feature a cast introduction and Q&A!
TROLL 2
(Dir. Claudio Fragasso aka "Drake Floyd", 1990, 35mm, 95 min, PG-13)
An ultra-rare second-time-anywhere-ever 35mm screening of the most neckbreakingly entertaining film in the history of trash cinema! This is the one that started The Infection and put Nilbog on the map, not to mention creating a rabid international legion of Goblins in Disguise! The ULTIMATE in no-brow excitement!
TROLL
(Dir. John Carl Buechler, 1986, 35mm, 82 min, PG-13)
Rare 35mm screening with director John Carl Buechler in attendance [subject to availability]! Though it admittedly doesn't have all that much to do with TROLL 2, this was the celluloid behemoth that paved the way for all things TROLL! Diminutive threats to mankind abound in this fantastical pseudo-family adventure! As if that's not enough, see Sonny Bono painfully transform into a magical forest!
THE CRAWLERS a.k.a. TROLL 3
(Dir. Joe D'Amato aka "David Hills", 1990, 35mm, 91 min, R)
First 35mm screening ANYWHERE EVER of this extremely unofficial entry in the nebulous TROLL canon, this non-Nilbogian vegetation-based adventure concerns evil radioactive trees that use their limbs to tear apart ours! Filmed by the legendary D'Amato under one of his many pseudonyms, this film may not feature a bevy of hungry goblins, but it certainly contains enough foresty weirdness to earn its place in the TROLL family, uh, tree.
QUEST FOR THE MIGHTY SWORD a.k.a. THE HOBGOBLIN a.k.a. TROLL 3: THE SWORD OF POWER
(Dir. Joe D'Amato aka "David Hills", 1990, 94 min, PG-13)
Incredibly rare screening of Joe D'Amato's shoestring sword-and-sorcery epic that features an actual costume from TROLL 2 being worn by the character Grindel the Sorcerer. In fact, for this reason alone, the film was re-titled TROLL 3: THE SWORD OF POWER by its German distributor. This is also part of Italy's successful ATOR, THE FIGHTING EAGLE series.
BEYOND DARKNESS
(Dir. Claudio Fragasso a.k.a. "Clyde Anderson", 1990, 95 min, R)
Outrageously unheard-of screening of TROLL 2 director Claudio Fragasso's haunted mansion epic, also released as HOUSE 5Ševen though HOUSE IV wouldn't come out until two years later! This film reunited the Italian filmmaker with young TROLL 2 star Michael Stephenson, and creates an air of bizarre, unfathomable terror. No, really.
In addition, we'll be having several screenings of TROLL 2-related films made by and for fans of the film... including YOU! For more information, READ ON!
THE TROLL 2 FAN FILMMAKING FRENZY!!
Are you a filmmaker who's become infected with the TROLL 2 phenomenon? Can you steal a camcorder and create a masterpiece on par with the great film itself? Well, the makers of BEST WORST MOVIE and the stars of TROLL 2 want to see your fan film! FilmmakingFrenzy.com will be holding a special contest where TROLL 2 obsessives from around the world will be invited to contribute their short films (up to 6 minutes in length) to be screened for the audiences at the Nilbog Invasion!
Details are on their way, but the contest begins on April 15 and runs through May 15. Once the final films are in, they will all be watched by the Nilbog Invasion organizers as well as viewed and rated by the public at large! There will be several screenings through the Nilbog Invasion weekend! Top prizes will be awarded by George "Farmer Waits" Hardy, Michael "Joshua" Stephenson and other cast members of TROLL 2!
SPECIAL EVENTS:
TROLL 2 PANELS
- Filmmakers panel: Writer/director Claudio Fragasso and co-writer Rosella Drudi unveil some of the mysteries behind the making of TROLL 2.
- Cast panel: The entire cast of TROLL 2 will appear to answer any and all questions about the Best Worst Movie of all time. Ever wonder what was in the Nilbog milk container? How did Holly perfect that incredible dance? All will be revealed at this historic summit!
- BEST WORST MOVIE panel and preview!: The makers of the ultimate TROLL 2 documentary BEST WORST MOVIE (who also happen to include T2 cast members Michael Stephenson and George Hardy) will talk about their globe-spanning adventures in exposing the TROLL 2 infection, and also show us some premiere peeks at the coming film!
NILBOG FEAST - Nationally renowned chef John Bullington will be flying out to prepare an epic TROLL 2 feast unlike anything ever seen in or outside of Nilbog! Expect delicacies from the magical goblin world, some vegetarian delights, a sampling of forbidden meats, plenty of GREEN and the most memorable dining experience you'll have in your lifetime!
GOBLIN TREATS - In addition to the fantastic feast, there will be an assortment of Nilbog's finest culinary delights awaiting you throughout the weekend (and maybe even a triple-decker baloney sandwich or two!)
POPCORN EATING COMPETITION - We all know that kissing can lead to something elseŠan RV full of popcorn! So we're going to have a mobile home's worth of popcorn on hand to be devoured by some brave volunteers that have what it takes to devour the starch of romance! Watch as they fill their gullets with Creedence the Witch's favorite snack!
COSTUME COMPETITION - Not all goblins are in disguise! So creatures, throw away your human form and attend NILBOG INVASION the way you were meant to be! Prizes and OFFICIAL TROLL COSTUMES will be awarded to the best dressed goblins, and dressing like Creedence, Sheriff Gene Freak or the Waits Family is every bit as magical. Show everyone how to step out on the town: Nilbog-style!
"DANCE AND EAT" PARTY - Nothing is more important to goblins than serious celebration, and the local welcome wagon will be on hand to make sure that everyone dances and eats like a true Nilbogian maniac! We'll have music (including TROLL 2-themed bands!), mayhem and even some snacks from the Nilbog County Store! An unforgettable night of unabashed forest creature wildness, destined to go down in history!
JAVELIN TOSS COMPETITION hosted by Darren "Arnold" Ewing - Mister "Oh My Gaaaaaawwwdd!" himself will be on hand to referee the ultimate in goblin sports: javelin throwing! Do you have what it takes to land the spear in the Arnold effigy? Well step up, goblin warrior, and let it fly!
MOLOTOV COCKTAIL TOSS - If javelins aren't your speed, why not take a tip from Grampa Seth and earn the gold medal in our probably-illegal Molotov Cocktail Toss? Competitors will wow the audience with a two-fisted display of glass-breaking, flame-blasting prowess!
DOUBLE DECKER BALONEY SANDWICH INTERNATIONAL EAT-OFF! - LookŠif you want to keep evil goblins from devouring the entire human race, you've gotta start chowing down on some serious baloney...AND FAST! We're gonna have six volunteers (including one lucky cast member!) on stage to devour a WORLD RECORD SETTING amount of double-decker baloney sandwiches while saving mankind from the goblin threat!!!
GUITAR HERO COMPETITION - You may not know that the video game Guitar Hero featured several rounds at Nilbog High School! Well, we're bringing those six-stringed heroics to Nilbog proper in a guitar-shredding showdown that will leave no ears unsinged!
NOTE: The day-by-day schedule is viewable under the Rolling Roadshow calendar link at WWW.ORIGINALALAMO.COM
AVAILABLE PASSES:
Regular Pass - $40 (opening night party $10 extra)
- Admission to all film screenings and events for all 3 days
Saturday Night Movie-Only Ticket - $15
- Admission to all 3 film screenings on Saturday nightŠincluding TROLL 2!
Mega Almost-Deluxe Pass - $100
- Admission to all events, parties and VIP seating at the 35mm outdoor screenings
- Collectible NILBOG INVASION badge and lanyard
- Autographed limited edition silkscreened NILBOG INVASION poster
- Limited edition NILBOG INVASION t-shirt
Ultimate Deluxe Pass (only 50 available!) - $170
- Meet and greet VIP pre-party (with cast and crew)
- The TROLL 2 five-course VIP brunch with optional matching wine pairings (with cast and crew)
- Admission to all events, parties and VIP seating at the 35mm outdoor screenings
- Collectible NILBOG INVASION badge and lanyard
- Autographed limited edition silkscreened NILBOG INVASION poster
- Limited edition NILBOG INVASION t-shirt
TRAVEL INFORMATION:
Morgan is only a short drive from Salt Lake City and its majestic international airport, so feel free to plan your flights and auto rental using SLC as your base.
We're working with Comfort Inn in nearby Layton, UT on special Nilbog rates! $79.99 per night that Thursday through Sunday, great location and they have all the modern conveniences.
Comfort Inn
877 N 400 W, Layton, UT
801-544-5577
Tell them you're part of the Nilbog Invasion and they'll set you up!
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And then they're going to eat me!
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD!! -
...and with a 25 million dollar budget to boot. That's right. Troll remake. 25 million dollar budget. Hard to compute, isn't it?
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They need to film this weekend's event and then place it on a special edition "Troll 2" DVD, complete with commentaries and a ton of extras. Hell, they could even couple it with Michael Stephenson (Joshua from "Troll 2")'s soon-to-be-released documentary about the film's cult status, "Best Worst Movie". I'd buy it and so would many others.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to tighten my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains. -
Bwhahahahaha!!!!!
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Too bad Ive never heard of this movie. If I want bad movies, I'll stick with Hamburger: the Motion Picture. Or Manos: Hand of Fate. Also, it's in Utah. Which sucks, because Utah is to a State as Etch a Sketch is to art. And they arrest ravers there. So fuck them. But I hope they don't arrest all you Troll 2 aficianados. Fuck Utah. That is all.
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Jun 24, 2008 3:13:49 AM CDT
I have just seen 10 mintues of trailer footage from this movie
by xevoid
Ive never seen this movie. Nver heard of it. I vaguely remember seeing scenes of it before they invented Straight to Video or DVD. This is not a good bad movie. This is a bad bad movie. This is basically a bad 80s porn flick without the sex. This is like Flesh Gordon but without the Flesh. It's like Hamburger The Motion Picture but without the coolness of a bad Skinemax movie. It's stupid, but not in a good way. What about Look whos talking 2? The trailer gives me nothing to go on, except that it is stupid in an incompetent way, as if the director, italian no less, knew he was making apiece of crap but did not care. The great Shitty move directors of the 70's at least thought they were making something decent.What am I missing here. Defend this crap. Why would I want to go to Utah, a shit state to begin with run by a bunch of theocratic polygamist cultists whose only claim to fame is nice ski country and a bigass salt lake. I can see bad movies here in San Francisco at my local chinese theater. I respect the importance of celebrating Stupdity, but this is stupidity, not Stupidity.
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But it seems ironic that we have an article praising its ineptitude, and then about two articles down to see a talkback villifying another movie's ineptitude.
You know, if it's that fucking bad, why would I want to see Troll 2? -
It's hilarious to watch in a group.
I win. -
I grabbed that for a buck, ex-rental. some friends came over and we chucked it on. my god it was the greatest night ever
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joshua?
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C'mon!
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Because that woman who plagiarized its contents, including the name "Harry Potter", will sue you for plagiarizing that name that you had created!
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Because if you aren't then you have never seen TROLL or read a Harry Potter book... or either. The Harry Potter stories have exactly one thing in common with TROLL... a lead character named Harry Potter. That's it. That's all. Nothing else. And Harry Potter is as common a name. Not John Smith common, but common nonetheless... especially in the UK.
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Other than being a complete bigot, you're just proving to us all that you've never even been to Utah. Beautiful state, nice people, you're an idiot.
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its so fucking obvious. DERR!!
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Troll 2 is the type of film that is SO bad, so 'what where they thinking', that it's great to watch with a group of friends, getting drunk and laughing your ass off at. It's in the same category as, say, the Wicker Man remake, or Hell Comes to Frogtown.
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...for lines such as "NOOOO! Think of the cholesterol!", "You don't piss on hospitality, I WON'T ALLOW IT!", and the aforementioned pissing-on-the-table scene.
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For years I thought I was the only one who had ever seen this movie. I rented it from our local video store back in 1991 or so and even as a 12-year-old thought Troll 2 was the worst movie I'd ever seen. Nothing holds a candle to Troll 2, not Manos the Hands of Fate, not Plan 9 From Outer Space...Troll 2 is in a league of its own. Pure cinematic garbage...but fun garbage.
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Will all the talkback trolls be there to receive their Trollie Awards?
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Movies with rubber monsters are awesome even if they only appear randomly for a few seconds like in Ghoulies.
I had my first gay crush on that Noah Hathaway guy. -
THAT, my tool friends, is the best so-bad-its-good flick ever. EVER!
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Beyond the pale. Mother McCreedy.
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Guess which troll is the Final Cylon.
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Ghoulies is film that deserves this kind of treatment. Even Critters owns Troll's ass.
Now Fuck off.... -
I always thought it was tongue in cheek.
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the riff is with Mike and another guy i haven't heard riff anything before... you can see part of it on youtube, but it's actually available ondemand thru rifftrax site... I haven't heard the whole thing yet but seems good.
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I guess they just mean it has a rampant cult following, but it sure does read stupid.
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sounds like a lot of fun.
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I would recommend either of the Spike Lee films "Do The Right Thing" or "Jungle Fever". Now those are so bad they are funny.
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You don't like it, fair enough, but it's hardly a Troll 2 style turkey!
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This was a staple for a summer or two on HBO when I was growing up. Loved it's pure shittiness. I see I am not alone. Wish I could make it to this event.
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I run the troll 2 fanclub over at groups.myspace.com/nilbog
and if you haven't seen this movie, stop talking shit about it. i might have never met you so it's unfair for me to call you a fucking waterhead, right? -
That's a lot of Trolling! How is it Critters doesn't get this kind of love?
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Let's be honest
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Btw, Troll 2 received the MST3k treatment during the Sci-fi years. If you can find that version, it's much more bearable to watch.
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the scene where Grandpa Seth stops time and the kids pisses on everyones dinner is AMAZING
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Yes. I have one. No. I'm not joking. And I can promise you its one of the only tats anyone has gotten and thought, "Nobody is stupid enough to replicate this on their arm." Michael Stephenson was pretty damn excited when he saw it.
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It's amazing to me that people put this much effort into something like this. But I'm all for it1
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