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Nilbog Beckons! It's the Rolling Roadshow's "TROLL 2 Celebration" in Morgan, Utah!

Beaks here...

No one puts on a show like The Alamo Drafthouse's Tim League. CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND at Devil's Tower, NORTH BY NORTHWEST at Mount Rushmore (and Kern County, CA), GOLDFINGER at Fort Knox... the guy is a mad genius of movie exhibition. But he's truly outdone himself this time. What could possibly be better than heading up to Morgan, Utah for a screening of the lovably dreadful TROLL 2? How 'bout spending the weekend for a screening of five movies directly and not-so-directly related to the sequel that makes TEXASVILLE look like THE GODFATHER PART II?

Everything you need to know about "Nilbog Invasion - The TROLL 2 Celebration" - which runs from Friday, June 27th to Sunday June 29th - is below. I just spent the last few minutes reacquainting myself with the many planned festivities, and I'm wondering why the hell I'll be stuck in Hollywood all weekend. Luckily, you don't have to be lame like me. Face it: you've been meaning to get up or down or over to Nilbog for most of your natural born life; here's your excuse.

Be sure to bellow out an "OH MY GOD!!!!!" for me.

BEST WORST MOVIE and THE ALAMO ROLLING ROADSHOW are pleased to announce the most impossibly outrageous event in TROLL 2 history:

NILBOG INVASION - THE TROLL 2 CELEBRATION!!!

Believe it! Every conceivable person, film and creature in the entire TROLL 2 universe will be converging in NILBOG ITSELF (that's Morgan, Utah; just a quick hop over from Salt Lake City) on June 27th - 29th, 2008 for an unprecedented and never-to-be-repeated onslaught of FILMS, FOOD and GOBLIN FUN from all over the world! This isn't a convention -- it's 1000% ABSOLUTE TROLL 2 INSANITY!

To visit the official NILBOG INVASION page filled with photos and info, take a look over at WWW.BESTWORSTMOVIE.COM!

BACKGROUND:

WHY TROLL 2?

When a crew of Italian filmmakers and fledging Utah actors shot this ultra-low budget horror film in 1990, they had no idea that almost twenty years later they would be celebrated by fans worldwide for their ineptitude. Now, TROLL 2 has been widely deemed the Myspace generation's ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW -the rare kind of entertainment that's so hilariously incompetent on every level, it's strangely captivating. A corn-on-the-cob sex scene, pudgy potato-sack clad midgets, and a peculiar plot about evil vegetarian goblins attempting to transform a young boy's family into edible plants offer unintentional laughs andŠ a new form of contagious entertainment.
TROLL 2's underground resurgence is spreading like an infectious disease. Lead actor-turned-dentist George Hardy's days of drilling cavities are met by nights of signing hundreds of autographs at record-setting revival screenings throughout the world. Admiring fans join together to champion TROLL 2 as one of their favorite films. Fan sites, music videos, dress-up dinner parties and even homage in one of the most successful video games, Sony Playstation's Guitar Hero 2, are all unlikely byproducts celebrating a movie so inept, it's being crowned the Best Worst Movie EVER MADE.

SPECIAL GUESTS LIVE IN PERSON!:

MICHAEL STEPHENSON - Joshua Waits

GEORGE HARDY - Father "Farmer" Waits

MARGO PREY - Mom Waits

CONNIE YOUNG - Holly Waits

JASON WRIGHT - Elliott Cooper

DARREN EWING – Arnold

JASON STEADMAN – Drew

DEBORAH REED - Creedence Leonore Gielgud the Witch

DON PACKARD - Nilbog Store Owner

ROBERT ORMSBY - Grandpa Seth

MIKE HAMILL - Preacher Bells

LANCE WILLIAMS - Mr. Presents

CHRISTINA REYNOLDS – Cindy

PATRICK GIBBS – Goblin

PAUL GIBBS – Goblin

STEVE HATCH – Goblin

Writer/director CLAUDIO FRAGASSO

Co-writer ROSELLA DRUDI

MAJOR OUTDOOR SCREENINGS:

All screenings will be presented by the Alamo Rolling Roadshow, a mobile movie battallion of Austin's Alamo Drafthouse Cinema that has traveled the country for years providing 35mm screenings on their immense drive-in sized screen! Almost all films will feature a cast introduction and Q&A!

TROLL 2
(Dir. Claudio Fragasso aka "Drake Floyd", 1990, 35mm, 95 min, PG-13)

An ultra-rare second-time-anywhere-ever 35mm screening of the most neckbreakingly entertaining film in the history of trash cinema! This is the one that started The Infection and put Nilbog on the map, not to mention creating a rabid international legion of Goblins in Disguise! The ULTIMATE in no-brow excitement!

TROLL
(Dir. John Carl Buechler, 1986, 35mm, 82 min, PG-13)

Rare 35mm screening with director John Carl Buechler in attendance [subject to availability]! Though it admittedly doesn't have all that much to do with TROLL 2, this was the celluloid behemoth that paved the way for all things TROLL! Diminutive threats to mankind abound in this fantastical pseudo-family adventure! As if that's not enough, see Sonny Bono painfully transform into a magical forest!

THE CRAWLERS a.k.a. TROLL 3
(Dir. Joe D'Amato aka "David Hills", 1990, 35mm, 91 min, R)

First 35mm screening ANYWHERE EVER of this extremely unofficial entry in the nebulous TROLL canon, this non-Nilbogian vegetation-based adventure concerns evil radioactive trees that use their limbs to tear apart ours! Filmed by the legendary D'Amato under one of his many pseudonyms, this film may not feature a bevy of hungry goblins, but it certainly contains enough foresty weirdness to earn its place in the TROLL family, uh, tree.

QUEST FOR THE MIGHTY SWORD a.k.a. THE HOBGOBLIN a.k.a. TROLL 3: THE SWORD OF POWER
(Dir. Joe D'Amato aka "David Hills", 1990, 94 min, PG-13)

Incredibly rare screening of Joe D'Amato's shoestring sword-and-sorcery epic that features an actual costume from TROLL 2 being worn by the character Grindel the Sorcerer. In fact, for this reason alone, the film was re-titled TROLL 3: THE SWORD OF POWER by its German distributor. This is also part of Italy's successful ATOR, THE FIGHTING EAGLE series.

BEYOND DARKNESS
(Dir. Claudio Fragasso a.k.a. "Clyde Anderson", 1990, 95 min, R)

Outrageously unheard-of screening of TROLL 2 director Claudio Fragasso's haunted mansion epic, also released as HOUSE 5Ševen though HOUSE IV wouldn't come out until two years later! This film reunited the Italian filmmaker with young TROLL 2 star Michael Stephenson, and creates an air of bizarre, unfathomable terror. No, really.

In addition, we'll be having several screenings of TROLL 2-related films made by and for fans of the film... including YOU! For more information, READ ON!

THE TROLL 2 FAN FILMMAKING FRENZY!!

Are you a filmmaker who's become infected with the TROLL 2 phenomenon? Can you steal a camcorder and create a masterpiece on par with the great film itself? Well, the makers of BEST WORST MOVIE and the stars of TROLL 2 want to see your fan film! FilmmakingFrenzy.com will be holding a special contest where TROLL 2 obsessives from around the world will be invited to contribute their short films (up to 6 minutes in length) to be screened for the audiences at the Nilbog Invasion!

Details are on their way, but the contest begins on April 15 and runs through May 15. Once the final films are in, they will all be watched by the Nilbog Invasion organizers as well as viewed and rated by the public at large! There will be several screenings through the Nilbog Invasion weekend! Top prizes will be awarded by George "Farmer Waits" Hardy, Michael "Joshua" Stephenson and other cast members of TROLL 2!

SPECIAL EVENTS:

TROLL 2 PANELS

- Filmmakers panel: Writer/director Claudio Fragasso and co-writer Rosella Drudi unveil some of the mysteries behind the making of TROLL 2.

- Cast panel: The entire cast of TROLL 2 will appear to answer any and all questions about the Best Worst Movie of all time. Ever wonder what was in the Nilbog milk container? How did Holly perfect that incredible dance? All will be revealed at this historic summit!

- BEST WORST MOVIE panel and preview!: The makers of the ultimate TROLL 2 documentary BEST WORST MOVIE (who also happen to include T2 cast members Michael Stephenson and George Hardy) will talk about their globe-spanning adventures in exposing the TROLL 2 infection, and also show us some premiere peeks at the coming film!

NILBOG FEAST - Nationally renowned chef John Bullington will be flying out to prepare an epic TROLL 2 feast unlike anything ever seen in or outside of Nilbog! Expect delicacies from the magical goblin world, some vegetarian delights, a sampling of forbidden meats, plenty of GREEN and the most memorable dining experience you'll have in your lifetime!

GOBLIN TREATS - In addition to the fantastic feast, there will be an assortment of Nilbog's finest culinary delights awaiting you throughout the weekend (and maybe even a triple-decker baloney sandwich or two!)

POPCORN EATING COMPETITION - We all know that kissing can lead to something elseŠan RV full of popcorn! So we're going to have a mobile home's worth of popcorn on hand to be devoured by some brave volunteers that have what it takes to devour the starch of romance! Watch as they fill their gullets with Creedence the Witch's favorite snack!

COSTUME COMPETITION - Not all goblins are in disguise! So creatures, throw away your human form and attend NILBOG INVASION the way you were meant to be! Prizes and OFFICIAL TROLL COSTUMES will be awarded to the best dressed goblins, and dressing like Creedence, Sheriff Gene Freak or the Waits Family is every bit as magical. Show everyone how to step out on the town: Nilbog-style!

"DANCE AND EAT" PARTY - Nothing is more important to goblins than serious celebration, and the local welcome wagon will be on hand to make sure that everyone dances and eats like a true Nilbogian maniac! We'll have music (including TROLL 2-themed bands!), mayhem and even some snacks from the Nilbog County Store! An unforgettable night of unabashed forest creature wildness, destined to go down in history!

JAVELIN TOSS COMPETITION hosted by Darren "Arnold" Ewing - Mister "Oh My Gaaaaaawwwdd!" himself will be on hand to referee the ultimate in goblin sports: javelin throwing! Do you have what it takes to land the spear in the Arnold effigy? Well step up, goblin warrior, and let it fly!

MOLOTOV COCKTAIL TOSS - If javelins aren't your speed, why not take a tip from Grampa Seth and earn the gold medal in our probably-illegal Molotov Cocktail Toss? Competitors will wow the audience with a two-fisted display of glass-breaking, flame-blasting prowess!

DOUBLE DECKER BALONEY SANDWICH INTERNATIONAL EAT-OFF! - LookŠif you want to keep evil goblins from devouring the entire human race, you've gotta start chowing down on some serious baloney...AND FAST! We're gonna have six volunteers (including one lucky cast member!) on stage to devour a WORLD RECORD SETTING amount of double-decker baloney sandwiches while saving mankind from the goblin threat!!!

GUITAR HERO COMPETITION - You may not know that the video game Guitar Hero featured several rounds at Nilbog High School! Well, we're bringing those six-stringed heroics to Nilbog proper in a guitar-shredding showdown that will leave no ears unsinged!

NOTE: The day-by-day schedule is viewable under the Rolling Roadshow calendar link at WWW.ORIGINALALAMO.COM

AVAILABLE PASSES:

Regular Pass - $40 (opening night party $10 extra)
- Admission to all film screenings and events for all 3 days

Saturday Night Movie-Only Ticket - $15
- Admission to all 3 film screenings on Saturday nightŠincluding TROLL 2!

Mega Almost-Deluxe Pass - $100
- Admission to all events, parties and VIP seating at the 35mm outdoor screenings
- Collectible NILBOG INVASION badge and lanyard
- Autographed limited edition silkscreened NILBOG INVASION poster
- Limited edition NILBOG INVASION t-shirt

Ultimate Deluxe Pass (only 50 available!) - $170
- Meet and greet VIP pre-party (with cast and crew)
- The TROLL 2 five-course VIP brunch with optional matching wine pairings (with cast and crew)
- Admission to all events, parties and VIP seating at the 35mm outdoor screenings
- Collectible NILBOG INVASION badge and lanyard
- Autographed limited edition silkscreened NILBOG INVASION poster
- Limited edition NILBOG INVASION t-shirt

TRAVEL INFORMATION:

Morgan is only a short drive from Salt Lake City and its majestic international airport, so feel free to plan your flights and auto rental using SLC as your base.

We're working with Comfort Inn in nearby Layton, UT on special Nilbog rates! $79.99 per night that Thursday through Sunday, great location and they have all the modern conveniences.

Comfort Inn
877 N 400 W, Layton, UT
801-544-5577
Tell them you're part of the Nilbog Invasion and they'll set you up!

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Hmm..
by jaws8u
Jun 24th, 2008
02:12:45 AM
They're Eating Her...
by Zeegloo
Jun 24th, 2008
02:14:08 AM
You know, they're remaking Troll...
by Sledge Hammer
Jun 24th, 2008
02:22:39 AM
This *has* to be filmed...
by FilmCritic3000
Jun 24th, 2008
02:32:46 AM
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!! "
by Mike_D
Jun 24th, 2008
02:53:42 AM
This seems like an epic event
by xevoid
Jun 24th, 2008
02:56:58 AM
OK, this is bullshit
by xevoid
Jun 24th, 2008
03:04:18 AM
I have just seen 10 mintues of trailer footage from this movie
by xevoid
Jun 24th, 2008
03:13:49 AM
Never saw Troll 2...
by veebeeyes
Jun 24th, 2008
03:21:17 AM
Defending Troll 2
by MetiphisLabs
Jun 24th, 2008
03:36:25 AM
Quest for the Mighty Sword
by red_weed
Jun 24th, 2008
03:46:12 AM
want some
by TheMcflyFarm
Jun 24th, 2008
04:15:10 AM
No Rifftraxed version?
by Galva
Jun 24th, 2008
05:01:16 AM
You can't remake "Troll"!
by Stalin vs Predator
Jun 24th, 2008
05:36:16 AM
I hope you're joking Stalin...
by Frijole
Jun 24th, 2008
06:33:19 AM
xevoid
by Dwide Shrewd
Jun 24th, 2008
06:55:27 AM
J.K. Rowling RIPPED OFF "TROLL" for her Harry Potter books.
by Mike_D
Jun 24th, 2008
07:07:37 AM
veebeeyes...
by loafroaster
Jun 24th, 2008
08:18:32 AM
Worth the price of admission...
by loafroaster
Jun 24th, 2008
08:20:51 AM
Worst movie of all time
by Sithdan
Jun 24th, 2008
08:55:07 AM
trolls
by jackofhearts29
Jun 24th, 2008
09:07:27 AM
I liked the first troll movie
by Frizzurd
Jun 24th, 2008
10:00:55 AM
When is Gymkata-Fest?
by Nice Marmot
Jun 24th, 2008
10:01:46 AM
Troll Fans? Just...Get...Laid...Would You?
by Read and Shut Up
Jun 24th, 2008
10:35:33 AM
I just hope I don't get HUNGER PANGS!
by The 6th Conchord
Jun 24th, 2008
10:59:26 AM
Ghoulies OWNS troll
by TheBloop
Jun 24th, 2008
11:15:12 AM
How is Rocky Horror inept?
by krushjudgement
Jun 24th, 2008
11:17:09 AM
rifftrax troll2
by ribbitking
Jun 24th, 2008
11:25:11 AM
krushjudgement took words out of my mouth...
by brodiebruce_405
Jun 24th, 2008
12:17:22 PM
damn
by Gungan Slayer
Jun 24th, 2008
12:35:55 PM
If you want unintentional hilarity
by fiester
Jun 24th, 2008
01:02:15 PM
'Do The Right Thing' is bad?!!
by pokadoo
Jun 24th, 2008
02:39:50 PM
trash, but fun trash
by macgruder
Jun 24th, 2008
02:53:58 PM
Troll 2 fan club
by sillyconjeff
Jun 24th, 2008
03:37:39 PM
Wow.
by Archive
Jun 24th, 2008
03:49:23 PM
This can't beat the Leone movies in Spain
by slone13
Jun 24th, 2008
03:51:55 PM
MST3K
by Alientoast
Jun 24th, 2008
06:39:07 PM
troll 2 is amazing
by Kloipy
Jun 24th, 2008
07:46:43 PM
Troll 2 Tattoo
by SJBKAT
Jun 25th, 2008
01:19:43 AM
I thought this was a joke
by Beezbo
Jun 25th, 2008
01:05:50 PM

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