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ScriptGirl says bye to Stan - and tells us of this week's Script Deals!
Hey folks, Harry here at Atlanta's Airport - charging the computer and making use of a 3 hour layover on my way to Gatwick... This week - one of you readers, watchers, obsessors bought an anonymous drink for ScriptGirl - and she never got to say thanks to you, so I'll say thanks - it was fab. Anyway - here's her latest report...
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as in something around 150-200,000 instead of, say 800-900,000. duh.
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is amazing. there's absolutely nothing in the surrounding area that piques my interest.
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Jun 21, 2008 5:00:25 PM CDT
In the words of Homer Simpson from the Simpsons movie....
by bobo_vision
"Thank you, Boob lady!" I waited a whole week to use that.
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tittie remark!
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let me stick my penis in them.
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Man...I'll be 40 in a little over a week and here I am making obscene breast references. again. My wife is right, I am a geek who really likes breasts.
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Aww yeah! That's right, baby. Anonymous drinks and special requests. Spinning the latest and kicking it hard from the dance floor with soul, stand back and feel the love groove...You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this farposting every week on Ain't It Cool NewsHarry relies on the hit counts honeyHarry gets by on the hit count moneyIt's a bitch girl but you're so damn hotPeering from behind those horn-rimmed framesI see cleavage but it won't get you too farGet you too far...And don't you know? Don't you know...That it is wrong - to wear such a low cut top?So far down, plunging down
I can't look anymore - so I try to be strongBut I'll never be strongWHA-OH!You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this farReadin' the latest script industry newsYou can get it from Variety honeyYou sure this aint' from a trade-zine, honey?It's bitch girl but you've gotten our attentionPutting videos up on YouTubeGivin' the "Glad Hand" will get you real farGet you real far...No surprise - you work in L.A.A boss so sleazy. I hope he gives you more payAnd don't you know - that a love can growBetween Ain't It Cool's - Talkbacker fools?Just remove a garment or two...WHA-OH!You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this farposting every week on Ain't It Cool NewsHarry relies on the hit counts honeyHarry gets by on the hit count moneyIt's a bitch girl but you're so damn hotPeering from behind those horn-rimmed framesWe could hang out and drink vodka and Red BullWe should hang out and drink vodka and Red BullWe should hang out and drink vodka and Red BullVodka Red Bulls...WHA-OH, ScriptGirl!Yeah, yeah!
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does the MNG album drop? that shit be hot.
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Great to see a face to ScriptGirl finally! Makes me want to write my ass off. Well, just to have ScriptGirl talk about it. Heh!
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...or her boring, "I Want to be Angelina Jolie" delivery.
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...even though the titties are clearly out of Beverly Hills. Even though I don't eat Chinese, I'd still make some Kum Pao Egg Foo Yung on those mofo's...
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One internet song/meme at a time. But between SCRIPTGIRL and CTHULHU DANCE, my album should drop long before GnR's CHINESE DEMOCRACY...
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But I know she is a MILF cuz of that hairline - going, going, gone-
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1. The perfectly placed "Look! I'm a geek TOO!" can of Red Bull.
2. Those spidery eyebrows.
3. Complete lack of an upper lip. Outside of that, her droll delivery was truly pulse pounding. -
Yes, 7 hundred thousand dollars vs. 2 million. Well, you may think me asking for such a figure is crazy, but it's worth it, every penny, considering the returns it can pull in.Give me a pitch meeting, and I'll prove it!!!
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wait...she has a face? next thing you'll be telling me she has a name, personality, and interests.
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Yep, you pegged it dude.
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The living science fair and get the whole school high ideas are fucking horrible by the way.
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Big titties for daddy BIG titties for daddy.
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Jun 21, 2008 6:12:46 PM CDT
You trogs are so infantile and -- DAMN YOU CHOCOLATE REIGN...
by jacknancerevenge
You've stolen my THUNDER! Well played, sir.
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Comparing ScriptGirl's cleavage to the work Hughes does is a huge disservice to the man. SG's got a decent enough rack but she's no Keeley Hazell or even the average Russ Myers girl.
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Where's my prize? Possibly not script girl, but obviously someone's joke.
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http://tinyurl.com/579x8f...roll your mouse over to make the gals say some really nasty things
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Show yourself coward! And prepare to reap the fucking whirlwind of my inappropriate rage!
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Those scripts sound terrible. Jeez Louise who's running the studios anyway? The science fair concept is a rip off of "Night at the Museum" and let's get the whole school high sounds DOA already.
Hey movie fans check out this great new blog at... thebitterproducer.blogspot.com
hey movie fans -
These scripts sound like a bunch of bullshit. Good going Hollywood - way to keep the hits coming. Originality abound.
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Jun 21, 2008 6:55:07 PM CDT
And M YOBO...a Yenta is a matchmaker in the Jewish culture.
by jacknancerevenge
Such goyim. Is there some kind of Gentlemen's Agreement on this site that I'm not aware of? I feel like King Solomon...meting out the wisdom of the Talmud one talkback at a time.
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its a flaming leg kick courtesy on Tony Jaa. I love tits like any guy but she's just plain boring-even when looking at thos iceberg.
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http://tinyurl.com/2jdmq9
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That Science Fair's larcenous heritage goes even farther back to 1985's My Science Project with John Stockwell. Poor Cougar. He lost it out there. Turned in his wings just to direct a bunch of shitty movies with "Blue" in the title!
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I really miss Gone...it was the greatest thing that ever happened here.
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That's right, girl. You keep rocking that cleavage and pushing the women's movement back. If you can't get people to listen to your words, you can at least get them to look at your tits.
You're smart. Why do you resort to the low-cut, look-at-my-boobs thing? I'm not complaining. I like tits. But I think it's cheap. if Roger Ebert did all his reviews with his ballsack hanging out, wouldn't you think it was cheap and tawdry?
Impress me. I'll watch and rate your videos when you can give your information without resorting to cheap cleavage shots. I'm asking because I think an intelligent woman shouldn't have to flash her tits in order to get some attention. Some of us like intelligence on its own. -
...in that each week she seems to show a little more. It's a slow burn fellas, but fuck I will be damned if she hasn't lit my fire. I swear it will be naked news style before the year is through.
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I personally like tits AND intelligence. Rare to find the combo. There's nothing better than a phD with DDs.
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In so many ways. For shame, Harry Knowles...
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but a classy one mind.again ive watched , hear not a word, because my base instincts take over and all im doing is watching her tits. see you all next week, same time and place!
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Jun 21, 2008 8:34:46 PM CDT
Don't Be Surprised If Someone Does Give Me A Script Deal
by media messiah
To: My Many CriticsWho knows...to your angered surprise, Script Girl may one day announce that Media Messiah got a script deal by posting on AICN? This is Hollywood we are talking about remember, so anything can happen!!!
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Sophisticated-looking glasses + whore shirts = Scriptgirl!
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about a smart, funny, attractive woman focusing on an area of entertainment reportage that has been long overlooked in this kind of format? As a professional writer, I find the whole thing rather brilliant. I have had the depressing experience, several times now, of being on the set of a movie that was nothing but blank screens, blinking cursors, and dubious potential until I spent the countless, thankless, skull raping hours to write it, only to find myself being shunned by the very people who, whether they want to believe it or not, owe their jobs to me in a not insignificant way. But Director's like everyone on the set to think they are the "real" authors of a given project and actors want the world to believe that complex ideas and witty banter spring fully formed from their well botoxed foreheads without anything so ghastly as a writer being involved. The diminishment of the writer's stature is a collective con job foisted on thd filmgoing public be a confederacy of narcissistic, glory plundering meglomaniacs! But I believe that is all coming to an end. And I see these reports as a small step towards mainstreaming what has been common knowledge all along in Hollywood...that it is all about the MOTHERFUCKING WRITERS BITCHES!
So there it is...my screenwriter's manifesto. Have I undermined it's gravitas by angrily masturbating throughout it's creation? Only history can judge... -
I was somewhere else, gonna hava to rewatch and this time I'll try extra hard to listen...
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eh? over the web?
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is this the only talkback he ever goes on. Keep it up dude, and maybe somedya she'll notice and go on a date with you. *snicker*
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but she will never love you. and BOY is that SAAAAAAD
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I remember the first time I tried to tell media messiah novody cared about his fucking script. but you know what? It never really phased the guy, and he's still going strong, and I respect him for it. At least the guy is trying to do something with the stuff he loves.
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IT TOOK NINE MONTH TO MAKE YA
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I fuckin hate how she says "the heave-ho." I seriously cringed from her delivery through most of this
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he's been doing it for awhile now, and it's not like it will ever work.
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Fill in the blanks for that one. Thank you, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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we all see that? whats written on those books shes got her tits stacked on, anyone? i love this thing.
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Cheap trick to get more views considering her most watched video is under 30 thou even with this site pimping her ass hard.
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II????? as in they actualy banned your username first time...?
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I hear yah brother, could be worse you could mention that site with the word...wait what is it...hmm yeh the word Fridge in it.
I forget the full title if anyone has it to memory fell free to post it. -
And that's all I have to say about that.
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True Story.
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Yeaaaaah boy
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I got it 70s Venom
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good going Hollywood.
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for the script writers out there. When you are writing dialogue, do you just type in the names of the character over and over again or is there some way to make it automatic? I'm currently organizing some script ideas, but I want to get some input before I jump out of the planning of scenes and scenarios and into the dialogue.
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I'm having girl troubles so I have to succeed. It's not what you think, but a lot worse.But listen, I promise...if I do sell this script, I'll disclose my name openly and tell you that I'm Media Messiah.BTW, my asking price might sound over the top, but a half a million isn't what it use to be, it's probably more like 150 thousand, in today's economy...and agents and the IRS get paid from gross...not net. I need enough money to buy a house, free and clear, and keep up living expenses for few years.
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Such a great talent. I must say that Script Girls posters are getting better.
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I thought the same thing,until I watched it a second time and stopped it on the frame. I don't thinks its for more views, I think its for the SG image that is on the default you tube thumbnail. Pretty sure its the same pic. pretty standard you tube practice.
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Ugly no-talent bitch? Mmmm. You do turn a phrase, son. Dazzling wordplay like that signals to the world that you are a man of distinction and intelligence. Are you by any chance from that Northwestern hub of refinement known as Eugene, Oregon?
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I was responding to Aestheticity question a little up the talk back chain. But since you asked, yes I have been drinking.
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http://www.aintitcool.com/node/23061
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... by a ho with big boobs. Those tits look like Stan Winston crafted them. Gawd, I hate these tawdry read alongs from the trades.
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Script Girl kind of reminds me of porn star Eva Angelina, only without the cock in her mouth. And that script about the pothead valedictorian sounds funny to me.
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hahaha there's programs? wow I am a noob.
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Jun 22, 2008 3:59:52 AM CDT
On the evidence of these sales, ScriptGirl is keeping two Hollyw
by no respectable gentleman
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ScriptGirl is keeping two Hollywood executives in her bra. That better?
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... scriptgirl's eyes are?
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they're only slightly too close together, but it's so subtle and it makes you think about it so much that it becomes maddening...*cough*
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you don't wear a tight spaghetti-strap top.
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or how screwy all the TBers' eyes are staring at her cleavage???
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Media Messiah is trying to sell his script to meet chicks? Sounds like the Brett Ratner of scriptwriting.
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...is written in crayon and has already gotten rave reviews from tiny green men that visit him in the middle of the night, and the voices in his head assured him not to sell for less than half a mil. Because somewhere out there, a movie producer is just waiting for the opportunity to throw away hundreds of thousands of dollars on a nobody with girl problems without knowing anything about their script whatsoever.
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I come to this site to read about film information that appeals to me, and I really would like to READ about script sales and where the trends are going in Hollywood. I do not want to watch a useless video and have information read to me by a smarmy girl who seems to be enjoying the attention provided by a push up bra and not the validity of her information. Harry, her breasts aren't that big, she ain't that cute, and I don't have the interest to sit through it. Give her a nice funny caricature like Junior Mintz had and tell this girl to type whatever she has to say. If she wants to make promo reels than she can link her own page and the sexless oafs can watch her "boobage" to their own content.
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the sheer, white cotton top that I sent her...and if so why da hell is she not wearing it?!?
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you are really in desperate need of a good lay aren't you?
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I think people would dig it more if she took out the red bull and quit attempting to "relate" w/ the young dudes on here and simply be herself.
Obviously, she feels confidant w/ her tits showing prominently or she wouldn't do it every f'ing week. -
writing her fake first name. The one who was given an Oscar for apparently writing Juno.
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Seems pretty bitter. Real life girls scare you don't they? That's okay, we understand. Actually no I don't. Freak.
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What a pithy & scathing retort, you certainly put in my place, did you think of that all by yourself? If so is that really...REALLY the best you can come up with? That I'm "in need of a good lay"? If what I have said in this forum has frightened you so much that you have to lambast me to make youself feel better then by all means knock yourself out, but at least take it above the 6th grade level so we can be entertained. Bye!
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to young dudes or even aicn for that matter. she was doing these reports before Harry picked them up. so she provides a little eye candy with the cleavage. bfd! if I was doing these reports you can bet your ass I'd have my plump, juicy balls (and somewhere kungfuhustler grows aroused at the mention of man junk) featured prominently to woo the fem demographic. who wants to watch someone in a berkha deliver the "news" for fuck's sake? and this girl is with one of the best literary agencies in Hollywood. Trust me, the hottest tits in creation don't mean 2 fucks to lit agents. that's not what butters their bread. so clearly there's some talent and brains in the mix that many in this bunch are too 'tarded or envious to give her credit for.
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Maybe self-fornication can be your special talent. It's sure as fuck not writing.
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Yeah...
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Jun 22, 2008 3:57:19 PM CDT
Laugh All You Want. I Have A Script To Sell, And It's Good!!!
by media messiah
In my time, I have seen people rise and fall in this industry...and watched nobody's become superstars. Each of you know all of their names, as they are now household names. It's the stuff of this industry. So, at least I'm making myself available too. It nobody bites, well, at least I tried.It reminds me of a guy who a met when he was 17. He used to pass-out business cards, his own of course. And now when I walk into stores, I can see his face all over merchandise...and not just him. So I know from personal experience, and in numerous cases, any dream can happen, as I have witnessed it happen for others...as the doubters cackled at them.
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reminds me of those descriptions of men in black, pale tight skin, no eye brows but a faint asiaticness to them. black eyes. FUCKING CREEPY!!!!!!
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Jun 22, 2008 4:01:33 PM CDT
Amended: Laugh All You Want. I Have A Script To Sell, And It's G
by media messiah
In my time, I have seen people rise and fall in this industry...and watched nobodies become superstars. Each of you know all of their names, as they are now household names. It's the stuff of this industry. So, at least I'm making myself available too. It nobody bites, well, at least I tried.
It reminds me of a guy who a met when he was 17. He used to pass-out business cards, his own of course. And now when I walk into stores, I can see his face all over merchandise...and not just him. So I know from personal experience, and in numerous cases, any dream can happen, as I have witnessed it happen for others...as the doubters cackled at them. -
insulting writing styles? It's not as if he's some kind of John Donne. Or Shakespeare. Or Whitman. Or hell, even Mediah Messiah.
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Every time I read the talkback for ScriptGirl, I get an image in my mind...and so I've translated it into a YTMND to share with you all. It took me 2 minutes to make.
http://stopstaringatmyboobs.ytmnd.com/ -
...are one of the entertaining things to look forward on these reports. They're funny in a sad way. To review, he started off by angrily demanding that ScriptGirl tell him how to sell his script, then received tips from an actual screenwriter on what he needs to do to get his script sold, yet despite all the advice he receives each week from industry insiders, he keeps returning to these talkbacks with the delusional notion that his big break will come directly from this website's talkbacks. His grandiose claims and refusal to actually do any legwork reveals that he's all talk with no substance. At least on YouTube, wannabe superstars can at least showcase some talent, but this guy doesn't even do that much. Watching Scriptgirl's reports simply triggers his envy of all those screenwriters making six figures and he feels entitled to the same.
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I'll remind you, there is no edit button on Ain't It Cool News.com, and I'm not going to waste Harry's space...by constantly correcting typos via new posts. I am a dyslexic as I have said before...and so was Leonardo da Vinci and Einstein...but that never reflected on their brilliance...and the quality of effort brought to their work, and every great writer, as well as every great individual, no matter their profession, has typos, as they are human, that's why there are editors, spell checkers, and edit buttons, where available, etc. Producer Shephen J. Cannell, is both a successful book writer, and a tv producer/writer while being an extreme dyslexic, yet, he is well respected and his work has made billions of dollars for this industry.So please, attack me all you want, the proof is in the product. And if a few typos is at the top of your argument, then it is a vapid argument. My script, and its high concept, is solid...and speaks for itself.
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Even with her huge cleavage and sexy Lisa Loeb glasses, I could only take about 50 seconds of her before I started to nod off.Who CARES about the script options sold by some anonymous hack? Odds are the film will either NEVER be made, or it'll go straight to the 99-cent rack at Blockbuster.Maybe making her cute, but boring, is God's way of helping to balance the universe.
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...Simply because it's amazing to stop in here and find all-new breast jokes abounding each and every time out.It just goes to show you that while Hollywood might recycle the same ideas over and over (as evidenced by the sometimes sad sales that ScriptGirl will mention), BOOBIES ARE FOREVER INSPIRATIONAL!
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Jun 23, 2008 1:56:48 AM CDT
Thanks Chocolate Reign & Monster2bpitied, As Well As Others
by media messiah
I did not notice these comments as I am dealing with serious girl problems, among other things. The serious part, is rather traumatic, and all I can do is watch...but I am doing my best. Strange as it may sound, I'm trying to figure-out how to make a better world for a very nice girl who really deserves it...and trying to do that, write scripts and shop them, among other necessities of life, is becoming the perfect storm, and I am overwhelmed.
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That I must be a freak by your feeble definition because I'm not a lunkheaded "ummmm boobiez are gud" malletdhead such as yourself. Nice SN by the way...real orginal..you put "black magic" and added a 13 to it...what a wit you must be.
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