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About that AICN WALL*E Screening Tonight...

Hey folks, Harry here... I can't tell you about arguably the best film Walt Disney has ever had its name on - and I certainly can't go into how it is one of the absolute best hard science fiction films made in my adult life - and I won't be able to go on and on about how it's an incredible work of speculative future mythology the likes of which, I've never seen... whilst also being wildly entertaining and thought-provoking to literally all ages. I can't go into any of that, because I am under Embargo till the day of release. And the host of reviews that are coming in from our screening tonight... well, they're Embargoed right now too... even though they say things like:

"Masterpiece. That's it. That's truth in one word. WALL*E is a masterpiece. It tells its story with economy, with little dialogue, but there is no question what is going on. It's like a Buster Keaton silent film mixed with the wonder of the original STAR WARS and the morals of the best fables, except this moral is an imperative one, and one to which we must pay attention. It's emotional, but not overly so. For children, it is instantly accessible, maybe more so than a film with more dialogue, because it's from the character's actions that the story is propelled. WALL*E and EVE and the rest of the robots are unique characters and they do it with deeds, not words." - Nordling

and

"This film is gorgeous. The scenes in the trailer don't even approach how amazingly beautiful the film is. I teared up three times during the movie. Twice was due to the story, but one time was just from how amazingly unbelievably gorgeous the film is. And these were scenes I'd seen before at BNAT! Some of them are even in the trailers I've seen dozens of times! They were still amazing enough that I cried just from how beautiful they were." - The Abstruse One

and

"Thanks to Pixar, I have no choice but to go into wild, unrestrained
hyperbole regarding their new film, the animated sci-fi adventure love
story titled Wall-E. Ready? Here we go.
Visionary. Emotional. Fantastic. A Must-See. A Thrill Ride. Romantic.
Eye-Popping. Incredible. Instant Classic. The best Pixar film ever
made. Let that sink in for a minute.

The best. THE. BEST." - John Gholson

However - what I can tell you about was the audience reaction tonight. I had about 15 Families with kids there tonight. The rest of the audience was pretty hardcore science fiction geeks ages ranging from their twenties to their sixties. People that love their BLADE RUNNER, SILENT RUNNING, ROBOCOP, CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, STAR WARS & 2001 fans. I had folks that grew up with The Next Generation, Babylon 5, SeaQuest DSV and that sort of stuff. There were also folks that loved ASTRO BOY, GIGANTOR, TOBOR THE EIGHTMAN, Then there were far more of the audience that were card carrying passionate lovers of Asimov, Heinlein, Gibson, Phillip K. Dick, Ellison and the other classic authors of speculative fiction and science fiction. We had a man working on the next generation of Hybrid cars for a major automotive company - that drove 9 hours from a secret location. I had a group of 5 friends that work at NASA. And then of course I had a few Pixar mega-geeks. But they were in the minority.

I can't tell you about the audience during the film... for me, I had only the screen and my own consciousness... which was some 700 years into the future. But when the movie ended there was thunderous applause. Myself - there were at least 6 moments of applause throughout the film. But then the credits ran... and the end credits are kinda masterful in their own rite - and after all the credits ran... after the last frame in the gate ran through... the audience thunderously applauded again - and in a daze I turned around to see 220 people in their seats - stunned. Dazed. Goofy grins, slack jaws and utterly flabbergasted - because nothing they saw in trailers, nothing from the posters and all the "cute" bits with WALL*E prepared them for just how awe-inspiring and brilliant the film that had just played... played. Afterwards, kids were playing like WALL*E and adults were having high-minded conversations about the science fiction, mythological elements and the romance. Their faces were windswepted and when everyone walked out of the theater - we pretty much all looked up at the sky with wonder.

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by p0llk4t
Jun 16th, 2008
02:20:00 AM
Nooooooooo
by Striking Writer
Jun 16th, 2008
02:23:18 AM
I can't wait!
by red_weed
Jun 16th, 2008
02:27:06 AM
Can't wait to screen this in digital at my theatre on the 25th..
by JackLucas
Jun 16th, 2008
02:27:38 AM
Striking Writer
by red_weed
Jun 16th, 2008
02:29:18 AM
So it's better than the happening?
by ChuckImania
Jun 16th, 2008
02:41:30 AM
I can't be that good.
by 2sdaychicken
Jun 16th, 2008
02:50:38 AM
Been waiting since BNAT to see this!!
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Jun 16th, 2008
02:57:07 AM
Oops...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Jun 16th, 2008
02:59:09 AM
I've never actually understood
by Napoleon Park
Jun 16th, 2008
03:02:31 AM
Awesome!!!
by antonphd
Jun 16th, 2008
03:05:28 AM
Lion King
by Massive_Bereavement
Jun 16th, 2008
03:06:05 AM
I see what you did there...very good
by Massive_Bereavement
Jun 16th, 2008
03:17:32 AM
phoenixmagi2
by HEADGEEK
Jun 16th, 2008
03:20:59 AM
Going back to my previous point again...
by Massive_Bereavement
Jun 16th, 2008
03:22:15 AM
Short Circuit
by Massive_Bereavement
Jun 16th, 2008
03:28:06 AM
Wow.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Jun 16th, 2008
03:32:09 AM
phoenixmagi2 - strike 1
by HEADGEEK
Jun 16th, 2008
03:34:44 AM
when dealing with emotion of robots...
by Massive_Bereavement
Jun 16th, 2008
03:39:28 AM
Wall-E is stunning
by Heleno
Jun 16th, 2008
03:43:27 AM
phoenixmagi2
by Boba Fat
Jun 16th, 2008
04:03:58 AM
Phoenixmagi2
by andrew1911uk
Jun 16th, 2008
04:05:21 AM
phoenixmagi2 you will feel like a fool
by master bitchfist
Jun 16th, 2008
04:07:02 AM
phoenixmagi2
by Marxeffect
Jun 16th, 2008
05:00:28 AM
I would go on record that WALL*E
by HEADGEEK
Jun 16th, 2008
05:05:57 AM
andrew1911uk
by Jimmie Dimmick
Jun 16th, 2008
05:06:14 AM
Harry...
by Jimmie Dimmick
Jun 16th, 2008
05:09:14 AM
Embargo, huh?
by Nordling
Jun 16th, 2008
05:22:15 AM
no iPhone for me
by HEADGEEK
Jun 16th, 2008
05:23:09 AM
And, yes. This is the best film Pixar's yet made.
by Nordling
Jun 16th, 2008
05:29:53 AM
Glad to hear such positive stuff.
by mrfan
Jun 16th, 2008
05:30:47 AM
Wall*E was great...
by Backstage Larry
Jun 16th, 2008
05:34:58 AM
JimmyDimmick
by andrew1911uk
Jun 16th, 2008
05:35:57 AM
"authors of speculative science fiction"
by cornponious
Jun 16th, 2008
05:42:00 AM
Also cock
by cornponious
Jun 16th, 2008
05:42:15 AM
Gotta wait til fucking September! Agh!
by Tubbs Tattsyrup
Jun 16th, 2008
05:57:47 AM
So....
by Gabba-UK
Jun 16th, 2008
06:04:00 AM
A Tall One
by NudeandAroused
Jun 16th, 2008
06:06:27 AM
September 5th
by TheNorthlander
Jun 16th, 2008
06:07:07 AM

by gp3000
Jun 16th, 2008
07:06:34 AM
It may be better but it wouldn't be as popular.
by Desmondo
Jun 16th, 2008
07:27:06 AM
Keeping things in proportion...
by quantize
Jun 16th, 2008
07:36:09 AM
I'm curious is it like...
by Kizeesh
Jun 16th, 2008
07:57:44 AM
Wow, high praise Harry!
by Deathpool
Jun 16th, 2008
08:21:25 AM
I love superlative Harry...
by skycrapper
Jun 16th, 2008
08:34:55 AM
Some people just don't deserve to see great movies
by performingmonkey
Jun 16th, 2008
08:56:24 AM
Blatant Backhanded Rave.....
by LHombreSiniestro
Jun 16th, 2008
09:02:38 AM
man....
by Grendy
Jun 16th, 2008
09:19:52 AM
FIRST!
by Elemeno Pee
Jun 16th, 2008
09:23:49 AM
WALL*E sequel? Beaver*Bot!
by Ninja Nerd
Jun 16th, 2008
09:26:00 AM
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING?????
by only1
Jun 16th, 2008
09:54:55 AM
Yes. John Ratzenberger's in there.
by Nordling
Jun 16th, 2008
10:01:00 AM
I dream of...
by JackLucas
Jun 16th, 2008
10:22:29 AM
Thank You
by icon2
Jun 16th, 2008
10:28:02 AM
Harry...
by The Brain Machine
Jun 16th, 2008
10:55:25 AM
This is Going to be a Heck Of A Movie
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 16th, 2008
10:57:05 AM
Cars Would Have Been . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 16th, 2008
11:00:03 AM
Grendy
by T-Dog
Jun 16th, 2008
11:02:11 AM
Kung Fu Panda = Pixar
by Saluki
Jun 16th, 2008
11:11:44 AM
Quit comparing Kung Fu Panda to Pixar
by critch
Jun 16th, 2008
11:25:43 AM
Hey SK,
by half vader
Jun 16th, 2008
11:33:55 AM
SK229: I Think It's Going to Get Better
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 16th, 2008
11:36:27 AM
Goddamnit Harry...
by m_reporter
Jun 16th, 2008
11:38:22 AM
OK, Kung Fu Panda = A Bug's Life
by Saluki
Jun 16th, 2008
11:39:15 AM
I liked Cars better when it was called Doc Hollywood
by skycrapper
Jun 16th, 2008
11:42:50 AM
Of Course You Like Doc Hollywood Better
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 16th, 2008
11:52:58 AM
Doc Hollywood Didn't have Tow 'Mater
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 16th, 2008
11:56:24 AM
Best of 2008, hands down!
by _Wheels03
Jun 16th, 2008
12:07:40 PM
Cars is OK
by Boba Fat
Jun 16th, 2008
12:12:58 PM
Counting the minutes until June 27th.
by Zarles
Jun 16th, 2008
12:14:03 PM
I like AICN
by Sometimes I Guess
Jun 16th, 2008
12:15:30 PM
Clapped 6 times during the film
by Muse1983
Jun 16th, 2008
12:17:26 PM
arguably the best film Walt Disney has ever had its name on
by Kingdaddy
Jun 16th, 2008
12:23:56 PM
Hey Headgeek
by ChocolateJesusMan
Jun 16th, 2008
12:29:28 PM
This is funny shit..
by Madcapper
Jun 16th, 2008
12:38:13 PM
I never really wish for movies to suck..
by Madcapper
Jun 16th, 2008
12:40:50 PM
Did someone just use the phrase "nuke the fridge"?
by slone13
Jun 16th, 2008
12:43:43 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by _Wheels03
Jun 16th, 2008
12:53:04 PM
People need to stop these Indy4 references..
by Madcapper
Jun 16th, 2008
12:54:11 PM
WALL*E always looked special, can't wait now
by G100
Jun 16th, 2008
01:08:46 PM
I'm loving the response but...
by mefrog
Jun 16th, 2008
01:08:48 PM
Trailers are always trying to be impressive, thats
by Madcapper
Jun 16th, 2008
01:29:04 PM
Harry, how would you compare ...
by jgmamma0
Jun 16th, 2008
01:57:46 PM
I can't compare WALL-E to Speed Racer
by HEADGEEK
Jun 16th, 2008
03:03:45 PM
The Visceral Glee of Speed Racer
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 16th, 2008
03:14:31 PM
Hey, Harry . . . I've Always Dreamed Of
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 16th, 2008
03:17:20 PM
The Door Storage in Monsters, Inc.
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 16th, 2008
03:22:11 PM
"Windswepted?"
by Kurutteru Yatsu
Jun 16th, 2008
03:34:11 PM
Those are some mighty big words, Harry.
by The Brain Machine
Jun 16th, 2008
03:45:07 PM
and as a brit...
by Obscura
Jun 16th, 2008
03:45:32 PM
Looks visually stunning
by myspoonistoobig
Jun 16th, 2008
03:53:15 PM
Great, Thanks a lot, Harry.
by LlGHTST0RMER
Jun 16th, 2008
04:14:46 PM
Perhaps it's wrong to compare one Pixar to another.
by Nordling
Jun 16th, 2008
04:40:17 PM
what film is all about
by zooch
Jun 16th, 2008
05:08:01 PM
Post after post by a guy who hasn't seen it yet
by wash
Jun 16th, 2008
05:19:06 PM
phoenixmagi2..
by dablunt89
Jun 16th, 2008
05:21:00 PM
So this is the "Citizen Cain" of Pixar?
by conspiracy
Jun 16th, 2008
05:26:29 PM
Best Picture Oscar?
by Maxer
Jun 16th, 2008
05:26:46 PM
one more thing phoenix...
by dablunt89
Jun 16th, 2008
05:27:31 PM
So I am just calling it early
by Series7
Jun 16th, 2008
05:30:20 PM
My own personal sleeper hit?
by SergioGiorgini
Jun 16th, 2008
05:35:34 PM
nobody is a bigger Incredibles fans that me
by zooch
Jun 16th, 2008
05:44:13 PM
**nobody is a bigger The Incredibles fan than me^^
by zooch
Jun 16th, 2008
05:45:20 PM
Pixar Magic
by ochiang
Jun 16th, 2008
06:00:08 PM
don't loose the wonder and the excitement harry
by chipps
Jun 16th, 2008
06:29:34 PM
It Was Amazing!
by CasperVonSidecar
Jun 16th, 2008
07:20:23 PM
I sat next to annoying people at the screening.
by jrbarker
Jun 16th, 2008
07:56:25 PM
another liberal lecture?
by rainbowtrout1265
Jun 16th, 2008
07:57:43 PM
Why are people comparing this to Incredibles and Nemo
by Larry of Arabia
Jun 16th, 2008
07:58:38 PM
Oh, man
by mthrndr
Jun 16th, 2008
07:59:51 PM
In Japan
by Larry of Arabia
Jun 16th, 2008
08:03:06 PM
9/11 happened on bush's watch
by Undead03
Jun 16th, 2008
08:09:41 PM
mthrndr
by Zarles
Jun 16th, 2008
08:45:46 PM
Preachy
by darthvedder81
Jun 16th, 2008
08:57:46 PM
Hey Headgeek
by Illinest
Jun 16th, 2008
09:03:44 PM
darthvedder81
by jerseycajun
Jun 16th, 2008
09:06:22 PM
I meant...
by jerseycajun
Jun 16th, 2008
09:07:49 PM
is it Iron Giant good?
by Larry of Arabia
Jun 16th, 2008
11:24:11 PM
fuck off harry
by sprucebruce
Jun 17th, 2008
12:44:29 AM
So basically this movies like the second coming?
by Orionsangels
Jun 17th, 2008
02:46:12 AM
Incredibles wasn't that good
by Orionsangels
Jun 17th, 2008
02:48:14 AM
RE Orionsangels: Second Coming?
by VoxMillennium
Jun 17th, 2008
03:00:30 AM
zarles
by mthrndr
Jun 17th, 2008
08:15:20 AM
a "timely" issue?
by zooch
Jun 17th, 2008
11:18:58 AM
bush failed America
by Undead03
Jun 17th, 2008
12:41:55 PM
bush failed America
by Undead03
Jun 17th, 2008
12:41:57 PM
bush failed America
by Undead03
Jun 17th, 2008
12:42:01 PM
don't believe the hype
by Rupee88
Jun 17th, 2008
01:19:04 PM
and Harry has creamed his pants over every major movie this summ
by Rupee88
Jun 17th, 2008
01:21:33 PM
Rupee88
by _Wheels03
Jun 17th, 2008
02:59:22 PM
No VoxMillennium, "Bring wood and oil!"
by Orionsangels
Jun 17th, 2008
08:36:08 PM
Poor Pathetic Bastards.
by Larry of Arabia
Jun 17th, 2008
10:14:10 PM
I Dont Trust Harry's Opinions
by nastee_flembot
Jun 17th, 2008
10:41:02 PM
I expected to see a few more reviews here
by Ye Not Guilty
Jun 17th, 2008
11:13:11 PM
Bunch of naysaying, miserablist cunts
by Massive_Bereavement
Jun 18th, 2008
03:34:01 AM
"Joyless Cunts"
by Rebeck2
Jun 18th, 2008
12:33:52 PM
When "every reviewer" is glowing or scathing I get suspicious
by JackRabbitSlim
Jun 18th, 2008
01:40:44 PM
Undead
by getme
Jun 18th, 2008
01:53:50 PM
ugh anti-herd elitism.
by Illinest
Jun 18th, 2008
04:21:26 PM
Harry
by Jaws Wayne
Jun 18th, 2008
04:33:11 PM
They've been planning it over ten years - I JUST WANT A GREAT M
by workshed
Jun 18th, 2008
08:19:11 PM
Damn these reviews are encouraging...
by PullMyFinger
Jun 19th, 2008
12:24:50 PM
How can people be applauding and dazed at the same time?
by abcdefz7
Jun 20th, 2008
10:02:30 AM
last?
by chocolat321
Jun 20th, 2008
02:15:09 PM
WALL-E is a decisive moment in the history of modern civilizatio
by Orionsangels
Jun 21st, 2008
02:08:41 AM
n
by Orionsangels
Jun 21st, 2008
02:09:25 AM
Please Wall-E, save my movie-going summer...
by tvspace
Jun 21st, 2008
07:35:54 PM
Obviously, A PLANT!
by mistergreen
Jun 21st, 2008
09:22:56 PM
LOS LOCOS KICK YOUR ASS
by polyh3dron
Jun 23rd, 2008
12:02:04 AM
I like Harry's enthusiasm
by palinode
Jun 23rd, 2008
05:33:37 PM
Saw the movie tonight, it's nothing mindblowing.
by Kid Idioteque
Jun 24th, 2008
01:25:48 AM
Hey Zarles
by _Maltheus_
Jun 24th, 2008
05:47:30 PM
Help me decide
by _Maltheus_
Jun 24th, 2008
05:55:36 PM
Oh cmon - the hype for Way of the Gun didnt convince you?
by JackRabbitSlim
Jun 26th, 2008
12:20:16 PM

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