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Mike Myers (“The Love Guru”) hosts this year’s edition of the popular award-show parody “The MTV Movie Awards,” once again produced by reality maven Mark Burnett.
Those appearing tonight include Will Ferrell (“Step Brothers”), Will Smith and Charlize Theron (“Hancock”), Seth Rogen and James Franco (“The Pineapple Express”), Jack Black, Tom Cruise, Robert Downey and Ben Stiller (“Tropic Thunder”), Adam Sandler (“Don’t Mess With The Zohan”), Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway and Dwayne Johnson (“Get Smart”), Anna Faris, Katherine McPhee, Emma Stone and Rumor Willis (“The House Bunny”), Edward Norton and Liv Tyler (“Incredible Hulk”), Brendan Fraser (“Mummy 3”), Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Hudson (“Sex and the City”), Danny McBride (“The Foot Fist Way”), Rainn Wilson and Mega(n) Fox (“Transformers 2”) and Lindsay Lohan (“Ugly Betty”).
“No Country For Old Men” and “There Will Be Blood” were not nominated for best movie. Nominations in that category went instead to “National Treasure 2,” “Pirates of the Caribbean 3,” “Transformers,” “I Am Legend,” “Juno” and “Superbad.” Would it have killed them to throw “Knocked Up” in there?
"No Country's" Anton Chigurh is up for best villain. “Harry Potter” is up for best kiss. “Never Back Down” is up for best fight.
Nominees for “best summer movie so far” are “Iron Man,” “Indiana Jones,” “Prince Caspian,” “Sex and the City” and “Speed Racer.”
Find a complete list of nominees here.
Coldplay and Pussycat Dolls are the musical guests.
8 p.m. Sunday. MTV.
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...I can't decide if I care.
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$19:95
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...for a dollar.
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And I think I'm being generous. On another note, do you think Nicole Scherzinger resents being stuck with the Pussycat Dolls?
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i am getting old...i could care less about mtv
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Play some fucking music videos losers. It's only been a decade or two since you've done that on a regular basis.
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This is just about the only night every year that MTV airs something remotely entertaining. Basically a holiday. And I dont even care that they dont play music videos 24/7 anymore. Lets face facts, a network airing only music vidoes all day would have terrible ratings nowadays. Why watch that when you can go on youtube and check out the videos YOU WANT TO WATCH, whenever you want?
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...with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black. Then it got worse every year and even the parodies began to bore (Pogo-dancing Jessica Alba in front of King Kong anyone?). I wonder if they will do something like United 300 this year. What about a Schindler's List spoof starring Borat?
At least Jimmy Fallon or Sarah Silverman aren't hosting it this year. -
just crappy reality shows...what a concept
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Jun 01, 2008 3:11:04 AM CDT
Didnt they over-hype "Transformers" even though it wasnt release
by mike_d
sell-outs.
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Jun 01, 2008 3:35:43 AM CDT
Ill catch YouTube highlights before they get taken down.
by flim springfield
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The only good one for an MTV crowd is Superbad. National Treasure 2?? Did ANYONE like that movie?
Then again, Juno may win this best picture because it is all "artsy" like MTV tries to be, and it has had commercial and award success. Therefore MTV will probably try to make themselves look more respectable by giving this the grand prize. -
Technology has changed the market, and MTV were among the first and quickest to realize this change. With YouTube allowing for any music video YOU want (rather than waiting for the station to air the video) there is no way MTV could survive on that.
The rest of the TV industry have been too busy counting money to care about the little threat of the internet. Suddenly, when they tried to use it to fuck the writers, they realized it wasn't a little threat and we got our nice writers strike.
So, for all the shallow shit shows MTV airs, you have to give them respect for acting quick in the response to the rise of the YouTube generation. -
...it's even easier to get a song (minus the video) online in any fashion - streaming, downloading, off your own iTunes collection - and you would think that radio would be a thing of the past. But, even despite that ease plus two satellite radio companies and the abundance of iPods, radio is doing just fine. People still listen to it. It hasn't taken a significant loss in listenership. So... though, like I said, I am inclined to side with you on the thought a music video network would be obsolete, I still think the public desire for it still exists.
Too bad there AREN'T really any networks that just play music videos all day long; at least not on basic cable. At least then we could test the theory. -
...are you saying MTV was wise to ditch the music format because of youtube? You do realize they ditched music videos as their predominant programming back in, like, 1994, right? I don't think they did it in anticipation of the advent of youtube.
I think, if anything, the music videos on youtube and other populist video sites were simply a response to there not being any music videos on TV anymore. I mean, I'm sure even if there was, people would still want to laod their favorite videos, both popular and obscure. But I think the widespread popularity of the sites as a resource for seeing music videos wouldn't be what it is today if there were a network or two that played them like MTV and VH1 used to (as I was saying in my post above.) -
Yes because it was an unfunny piece of crap.
I don't get the love everyone has for Knocked Up, it's just a bunch of ill-used jokes from every other pregnancy movie and rom-com ever made with fairly unlikable characters and a schmaltzy bullshit ending.
The only funny part was the "Fuck you Hormones!" bit. -
The Award show used to be funny in the 90's. Remember the lifetime achievement awards to Chewbacca, or Clint Howard, or the Ben Stiller spoof of being Tom Cruise's brother? Those were classic, now it is just a big promotion for the upcoming summer movies, rather then what was good last year. Once Transformers won for I think it was 'best summer movie not to come out yet' the show jumped the shark.
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While watching videos on YouTube has its advantages, the crappy quality of picture and sound plus the fact that you have to use the search engine first and then have to look for an upload that doesn'T have the beginning or the end cut off, makes it pretty annoying. Plus: Turning on the TV in every room and just let it play in the background is much simpler than turning on the computer, logging in to the internet and use a search engine that most of the time don't gives you the results that you want.
I wish MTV would REALLY see the signs and return to what made them great. Not just playing music, but also having the balls to fuck the mainstream from time to time and come up with some creative and original artists instead of rappers who got shot 9 times. -
to watch this shitty chanel. Change it to Rtv(reality)...screw it. Name it Stv(shitty).
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The best sites to watch music videos at decent to pretty good quality (i.e., high resolutions and bandwidth) are music.yahoo.com and music.aol.com. I have no need for MTV anymore.As for the Movie Awards, it really is just a two-hour promotion for upcoming, overhyped movies.
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Looks really bad. Started by a on set FX. Still on fire 3 hours later.
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Watch for 'em. They are going to perform Viva La Vida, of their new album. It's musical perfection.For people who can get over Timbaland.
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earnest, at least, with some genuine heart, though they can be a bit dull at times. And the Pussycat Dolls? Please, does anyone really think they are anything beyond a fuck slut fantasy creation for males 15 to 65? Plus, the entire show is about promoting upcoming films; it can be mildly amusing, but is one of the least "important" awards programs out there. Let's see, if you're an actor, would you rather have the MTV popcorn bucket or a Golden Globe or Oscar? Duh....
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and nobody watches, does it still suck?
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oh, zzzzzzzz. why do we love you so much?
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Bitches
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. . . Who cares! MTV Sucks Donkey Balls with prostate cancer. The only reason why any of these actors go on that show is to support an upcoming movie. Look at 'Mr. One Note' Mike Myers, he's only hosting so he can stay in with the idiot teens and twenty-somethings he thinks will want to go see his upcoming 'One Note' movie! MTV is not Music Television. . . BTW - can anyway name the last full music video they played from start to finish?
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not from Mtv, mind you, but early in the mornings VH1 still shows music viedoes, last I checked. I really enjoy when they play the "You Oughta Know" songs, where I can hear something I otherwise wouldn't have known to type it into some search engine.
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from my program guide. and i blocked it for a reason...no videos = no watch.
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Where's the Gibson Ampitheatre vs. the Universal studios where the fire is at?
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The studios are down in a valley, so the fire (other than some smoke) won't affect the awards. Still, I won't be watching.
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...is music for people who think Maroon 5 are 'edgy'.
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Those dames should get into porn b/c they're a lame-ass, half-assed group anyway. They're mainly hot (or at least look hot when they're all dolled up) but I don't buy the albums of pop sluts. I look at pics or videos of them grinding and gyrating with their tits hangin' out. Are there actually people besides 13-28yr old females who listen to them? Hmmm...how many AICN Tbers are closet Pussycat Doll listeners...?
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MTV jumped the shark when they got rid of 120 Minutes and even though I'm not a fan of rap - YO MTV Raps. At least with those two shows you were exposed to new or newer music that many of us in the Midwest never would have heard of. As for the Movie Awards, the Jack Black/Sarah Michelle Gellar was the last decent one, but when Chewbacca and then Clint Howard received their Lifetime Achievement Awards those were the last two great moments on the show. As for the music, it's cool that Coldplay will be playing, but the Pussycat Dolls? I'm not even sure where to begin to rip that decision, but I will say the decision to put them on the show is just an example of everythng that is wrong with MTV.
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I agree with you, totally and completely. MTV hasn't been good in ages, and they've lost a massive chunk of their core audience, as they have simply grown up. Most of the kids who grew up watching MTV now only watch "the hills" -- why, in the name of god almighty, i don't know -- and that's it. MTV used to show their OWN shows on constant re-run loops, and now they're showing shows from OTHER NETWORKS on constant re-run loops. .i.e, "so you think you can dance," "america's top model," and "beauty and the geek." MTV bottomed out for good at the VMAs this year when they let britney perform. it wasn't like watching a trainwreck -- it was just sad.
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Holy shit that's funny.
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MTV ruled when I was a kid in the '80s. But even if they did run videos today I probably wouldn't watch them now anyway.
I think the last movie awards I saw was the one where Jim Carrey got onstage in that hippie outfit and made the comment about all of the good looking pussy in the audience. -
NO MORE MTV AWARD SHOWS - PERIOD! THEY FUCKING SUCK!
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this show is useless for movie fans, but it's all good for fans of hot actresses. can't wait.
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The type of people who watch the MTV Movie Awards are not the type of people who read this site.
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Radiohead is U2 for people who are even more pretentious than Bono. All three bands suck.
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Saw it at a screening. Maybe one laugh out loud moment, approx. 3 or 4 chuckles, and the rest a grim-faced slog. You've been warned.
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Longest dramatic pause went to Blade for when Frost got slapped, I laughed my ass off. Now they don't have any original awards besides best fight and villain which they never pick the right one's anyway. Bring back random funny categories and people will pay attention trying to make a "hip" oscars isn't working. By hip I mean nominating shitty movies with no joke behind it.
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So is Jon Tuturro going to whore himself out in this one too after they shove several million under his nose? Seeing him in the last one was mind dumbingly sad....(and terribly acted.)
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I never meant that I supported MTV and what they are airing now. Frankly, I hate MTV and cannot stand any of the shows on it. I was merely saying that theres no way the ratings of an MTV that only showed music videos would compare to an MTV that shows Real world, the hills, and Tila Tequila all day. And they arent gonna be changin formats any time soon so the best thing we can do is not watch the network. And as far as teenage girls being able to see that POTC 3 was shit... yeah, that cant. Thats the type of film they eat up. My cousins are almost all teenage girls and they ALL love that movie.
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...back in '92 when Vanilla Ice beat out a phone from Dead Again and the ice pick from Basic Instinct for "Best Performance by an Inanimate Object."
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and I'd actually care how this turns out. As it stands now, I'm rooting for Juno.
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...I remember it being funny. Since then, the MTV movie awards has never topped that high-watermark.
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I wish they would actually try and come up with new inventive awards every year. They dont take themselves seriously, so why not just go all the way with it and keep coming up with stuff to make us laugh when it comes down to the actual awards?
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It's like an awards show for people with no attention span. I think that if I were a filmmaker, winning an MTV Movie Award would confirm to me that my movies are hitting a bit lower than I'd aimed.
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Because National Treasure 1 was snubbed at a previous MTV Movie awards.
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mtv does everything for people with no attention spans. Fun game to play... try watching any show on mtv and every time an edit occurs try counting to 4 before the next cut. One time on the real world I got to 6. Thats the only time I have ever been able to get past 3.
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..."Best Scene with Will Smith saying 'Oh Hey-al Naw'". Honestly, when's the last time you seen "Winner of (insert category), MTV Awards" on a DVD cover or movie poster? Credible it ain't.
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actually looked damned good. Classy even. Still not a big fan though.
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going to keep track of how many times someone shamelessly promotes an upcoming film? I saw one so far.
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What is that show on mtv that shows people who got really hurt while skateboarding or doing some other sport? I don't think each edit lasts longer than 2 seconds. That show hurt my head when I saw it on, its unwatchable.
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that makes 2
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Scars or scarred? One of those. Never seen it. I do my best to avoid MTV besides tonight.
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never heard of it
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did anyone actually watch never back down?
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and herc is bored.
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it looks like fnmtv is gonna save the day and bring videos back to mtv. They must have been reading this talkback. God-awful commercial though
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I'm thinking of taking a dump and watching it float in the bowl for the next 90 minutes
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The camera cut away from seth rogen and james franco when they brought out the bag of weed. they must actually be smoking weed.
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Im curious as to whether that was scripted or not. I dont thin anyone at MTV is clever enough to think up cutting to that far off angle for 20 seconds to make it seem real. So if thats the case, long live Rogen and Franco.
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MTV has a thing about not showing drugs or excessive violence in their music videos, a thing that must carry over to their award shows, too. Keeping the camera that far away wasn't a gimmick, but MTV has done dumber shit than this before.
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You got to see the bag of weed for a second before it cut far away. Can't wait for pineapple express!
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That Indy action figure banner with Shia making a "gotta shit!" face at the top of this site is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.
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Is Usher gonna perform tonight?
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I gave this show a shot, but I have given up on the MTV Movie Awards anymore. You always have to take the show with a grain of salt, but it used to funny!!!!! They would always do good spoofs, and when Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, and Will Smith would win, they would try to do something goofy every year for their speech. Now it is about one word: PROMOTION. Why don't they save us all the trouble and just have someone announce when all these movies are coming out.
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I missed the beginning of the show. What all happened before Will Smith & company presented the award? Was the opening skit/number any good? anything interesting in the pre-show?
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was an EXACT rip from the year that Lohan hosted and did the dance-off. Except worse.
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promoting the new mgs4 trailer airing after the show. Just makes me want this to end sooner. Also, 45 minutes in and I have laughed once (Bateman and Pages almost kiss).
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please dont make me sad waynes world skit... please, I am begging you
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Ten years too late.
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oh Wow! A waynes world skit, with dana carvey. I like that.
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Does anyone still watch that has been network? So far Ironman is the best Movie this summer!! Sorry Indy, as much as I liked the crystal skulls, there really wasn't a need for another sequel and the ending was uh, um, forgettable.
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i was shocked to see him there, does this mean he "made nice" with the producers or whatver the hell happened there?
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Norton to me barely looked like he wanted to be there.
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yeah he didnt seem thrilled to be there. Also, Tom Cruise rocks.
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is being awarded tonight?
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I find his need to sneak into and out of award shows funny as hell.
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all those scenes in the montage and only 3 seconds of punch-drunk love with no dialogue? I hate MTV
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looks like an old Republican dad in a tv sitcom in that sweater thing.
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this is the best its been in years. Lots of nods to the past and they are all really having fun out there. The San man singing just felt like old times. Can't bash it this year...(completely)
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I enjoyed that. Its almost like an old SNL with mike myers, adam sandler rob schneider and dana carvey.
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Please, please, please people stop encouraging him! He's quickly becoming the king of shtick, which is kind of like becoming the emperor of flatulence; no matter how much you practice it, it still stinks. He's like a young Mel Brooks, but even less funny.
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what nods to the past were there?
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Transformers? POTC 3? Never Back Down? Being nominated, even awarded? And you guys are seriously watching it???
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The man is GOD.
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now this shit is funny.
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funniest thing all night, guaranteed!
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Put that shit on Youtube now so I can bask in the glory of Downey.
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That shit is sad, watching him hobble around the stage.
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That skit was hilarious. Those 3 together are going to be frickin hilarious in tropic thunder.
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I never thought of the man as a great comedic actor but with Zodiac, Iron Man and now these spoofs, he's becoming pretty funny.
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I remember when MTV was cool. I remember when they played music. I remember when the acts were cool. Now it sucks.
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Because I damn sure don't remember that time. At ALL.
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I wouldn't even call Sweeney Todd a villain
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Pussycat dolls are on..
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But they needed an excuse to trot Depp back onstage one more time. I'll allow it. When does Public Enemies come out?
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Jun 01, 2008 8:35:01 PM CDT
You never thought of Downey Jr as a great comedic actor?
by shiftyeyeddog2
Check out Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Home for the Holidays, Heart and Souls, ...the list goes on and on. I'm just happy people are finally recognizing his greatness.
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ah yes, another song that proves how useless the other 4 are. i mean really, aside from the chorus, do the others ever actually sing? i mean that lead girl may as well have just been a solo artist.
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Downey was also the absolute best thing about that P.O.S. Charlie Bartlett.
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She was supposed to be a solo artist, but they never released her album. Either it's a POS, or they don't think she has enough star power to sell the thing.
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i wanna see it
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except for Indy. Harrison Ford doesn't put up with shit like that.
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never back down? are they just making these movies up?
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So THAT'S who those people were. I turned the channel for a brief moment, came back, and two nobodies were making out onstage.
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Jun 01, 2008 8:48:34 PM CDT
when it comes down to "Juno" or "Superbad" for best picture...
by kolchak
I say FUCK the youth of this country.
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I still want to see the Tropic Thunder sketch again
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please, give it 10 minutes, itll be all over youtube. plus mtv always puts up TONS of videos on their own site, but prob not til later tonight
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Jun 01, 2008 8:54:41 PM CDT
Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr have stolen the sh
by thundercats73
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From now on. Motherfucker's earned it.
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this awards show felt REALLY short! too short.
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where's a sniper when you need one??
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He was more entertaining than the entire fucking show.
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i mean if you just hate his movies fine, but all this personal hate against him like shit...you'd think he personally did something to you people. i mean no matter how bad you think his movies are, nobody forced anyone to ever see them so you can't even blame him for simply making bad movies because its rather simple to just not see them ever. anyway, he said they start filming part 2 tomorrow so i guess thats one bit of info that isnt fake.
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if you take away the idiotic award winners. Take out the musical numbers and add 2 movie spoofs and it would've been pretty darn good.
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... and I don't care who the fuck knows it.Screw you for judging me!Seriously, I took a week of vacation, one of those where you sit on the couch and take a vacation from "yourself," and Transformers was on Cinemax HD the whole week, and I watched it... a lot.For me, it's become like Shawshank. If I'm flipping through the channels, and Transformers is on, I'll stop and watch it.It seriously is Bay's best film (you can feel the Spielburg influence all over it), and hey, it's a solid three-star movie about fucking giant robots coming to earth where they set up shop for an even better sequel to come.What's wrong with that?
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I was just playing to the crowd, just joking. I hate his movies, but I truly wouldnt wish anyone dead...well, maybe a couple of people at my work...
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SandMan Sandman Sandman Sandman SandMan Sandman Sandman Sandman SandMan Sandman Sandman Sandman SandMan Sandman Sandman Sandman SandMan Sandman Sandman Sandman SandMan Sandman Sandman Sandman
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How did a little boy win best female performance????
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i told myself i'd never rebuy dvds when i went to blu-ray, but after seeing this movie on HD tv, i'm just gonna have to ger the blu-ray, that channel put my dvd to shame and its not even 1080, cuz HD tv is 720 if i read right.
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Jun 01, 2008 9:34:58 PM CDT
And our last copy of Viva Laughlin: The Complete Series goes 2..
by pennsy
gotham_night for dissing Sarah Marshall! ;)
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they're a good live band (see Live 8), and don't have to play against a tape.
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Winning an Oscar for a movie about 4 people saw, then blame the US, basically, for 9/11. Do ya think the Academy Award folks would like to have a do-over on Best Actress 2007?
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Just saw a big combined commercial for all the big Universal movies coming out this summer.... hope they turn out good. Kind of ironic.
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Jun 01, 2008 9:43:30 PM CDT
WHY IS WILL SMITH'S SON SUCH A LIL' ARROGANT PUNK ASS BITCH?
by bringingsexyback
What a little asshole!
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would invite defamation of character lawsuits from actual sluts the world over.
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LOOOOVE THAT GIRL.
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MORE COWBELL!
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Did you see La Vie En Rose? No do-over necessary. ;)
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That's all this is. Just movie pimping.
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DEPP!!!!
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But he's a real teddy bear on the Macy's commercials, appearing with Martha Stewart and Pee Iddy.
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CROOZE!!!!
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For the love of Christ.
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Usher is funnier.
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Now that's saying something. Good going, Adam. Good night now, shut up.
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because it's obviously a huge, steaming, pile of shit.
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OMG that was painfully bad. Even the 3 or 4 dozen pairs of bare tits couldn't save that turd. And where were Jessica's tits?
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haha!
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Good one!
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Even funnier the second time.
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by High School Musical!!
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Can't Myers read?
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DEPP!!! He's so cool.
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starring Ellen Page in a Catholic school girl uniform.
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When you got the Pussycat Dolls, you don't pull away to a camera 1000 feet away. Dumbass.
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sara silverman insult anyone?
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What the hell is that?
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What the hell is that?
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Although that would be a welcome appearance. Be glad you missed the horrendous Adam Sandlerthon.
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Frodo gotta eat!!
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They show is a train wreck. She will pick a woman this time I bet and than do a third show which will be the tie breaker! Most of you guys would tap that anyway is she came to you and say f me please!
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was actually damn good in Hairspray. Im kinda gay for that movie. Usually i hate musicals but that one was funny as shit.
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That comment of Tila Tequila is without a doubt a ROTFL lol moment and the funniest thing I've read on this website in a while. 10pts to you.
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Micheal Bay was there! First most anticipated movie of the summer, now best movie of the year.... good job with the clean sweep of the MTV Movie awards. Whatever, probably in 20 years these awards will mean more then the Oscars.
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This was a Mark Burnett joint??? I guess Survivor is falling in the ratings. Maybe one day we'll get a Jerry Bruckheimer produced epic award show.
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He's anorexic!
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Ben Stiller must be destroyed.
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Like that stupid dance thing and the bloodsport ripoff....arent those MTV produced movies? It's rigged so those movies would win cuz MTV made em....no? I thought i saw one or more of those movies as an MTV film. Or im totally wrong....lol
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FLATLINE! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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realizes most people went to see Iron Man because they wanted to see a man in a cool suit blow stuff up... not because of him. He definitely made it better but Robert Downey won't be owning the box office again until Iron Man 2. I like the guy but let's be honest
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you fucking caused veronica mars to be cancelled!
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if i could fuck a porn starlet, i would rather choose kimberly kane (who is nasty, funny and smart)and doesnt have fake boobs that could knock your eye out
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Jun 02, 2008 5:01:30 AM CDT
If these eventually meant more than the Oscars Series 7
by industrykiller!
Then Mike Judge is a fucking fortune teller for making Idiocracy.
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SERIOUSLY?!?! What a worthless awards ceremony, any organisation that nominates that shitfest for anything other than a Razzie deserves to go out of business.
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Transformers: Best Movie. Nuff said.
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I mean would it really surprise you? Most people I know don't really know who/what won any Oscars besides Ole Country getting movie. I'll have to ask around and see if they know anything about this crap.
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What does Green Lantern's girlfriend have to do with this?
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Whats with the Jingle All the Way hate? Are you still blaming Jake Lloyd for ruining the prequels??? Also in the words of that girl in Rock'em Sock'em Robots, "Rock'em Sock'em Robots 2 will kick fucking ass!!!!" SO THERE!... no seriously after she said that I think I made up my mind not to see the new one.
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I know the I say "Hand" you say "Cock" joke was lame, but I thought it was funny non the less.
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LINDSEY LOHAN!!!!! MEGAN FOX!!!! ANNA FARIS!!!!!!!?
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which also owns Paramount, so is it any suprise that Transformers wins best picture. Of course if the voting is from MTV fans, which must range in age from 12-15, the only age group that could possibly give a fuck about Tia Chiwawa, The Hills, and the drunks/sluts/douches of The Real World, then its not a suprise at all.Mark "I Can't Believe Survivor Still Rakes In Cash" Burnett ruined this thing when he became producer. I remember the glory days of Jim Carrey showing up in fucked up hippie character, William Shatner singing the best movie themes, the '70s sitcom/monkey parodies of the best movie noms, Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller pitching Titanic II to Cameron...the list goes on. The Tropic Thunder skit was the only highlight.
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She just looks like your average stripper, and also like she got gang-banged by a group of bikers on top of a pinball machine. She's 22 and looks about in her mid-thirties. The tattoos are pure white-trash, too.
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to have an opinion about movies when they started airing commercials, game shows, and reality programming. Fuck'em
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She looked like a pretty escort face...lol...jk
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I thought that the real highlight was Mike Myers belly roll, or proof that Dana Carvey is still alive. COME ON Adam or Myers can't you give Carvy something?
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The movie itself was good but Downey was great. lets be honest.
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Yeah I don't think RDJ is really taking himself that seriously about his new found fame. I think its just a big joke to him now that everyone is acting like he is some mega star and he is just hamming it up. He's pretty much been acting the way he always acts, just now people know who he is.
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A much better name for this anal raping of a show.
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I was so distracted by the anal raping this show will do that I added a "Y" --- As in "Y" is this network still around?
MTV in the 80s = Rebellious! 24-hour videos!
MTV in the 90s = Suck the corporate dick!
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MTV MOVIE AWARDS: Because kids deserve Al Qaeda!
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Indeed Dana Carvey is not only alive and well, but didn't look to age a day, at least in his Garth getup. I think Master Of Disguise, which was produced by Sandler's company, was intended to test the box office appeal of Carvey. And thats the end of that.Speaking of the '90s SNL gang, I did chuckle at the Schnieder "You Can Do It" montage during Sandler's song. And Tom Cruise bowing before Adam Sandler. You may debate the quality of his comedies, but Sandler consistently rings the box office bell.
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I totally forgot about this. I got home at 9:50 and was looking on the TV grid and was like 'Oops'. I watched the replay. I just want to know who thought that pot-smoking thing was a good idea. Does no one remember Janet Jackson's nipple?
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Fucking hilarious. Stiller, Downey Jr. and Black are the new comedy dream team. Black "That hurt with the cup on." And was it just me or did Johnny Depp still look like officer Hanson from 21 Jump Street? I swear that guy hasn't aged a day.
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Yeah the Sandler montage was pretty funny, and I agree with you about Adam. I think all in all it was a better award show then the past couple of years. Though nothing will top Chebacca's lifetime acheivement award. Its pretty much just become a platform for Actors in upcoming expensive summer movies to pimp their films.
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"Best cum shot"
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are you fucking serious? Do you even have a cock? please go back to fucking your computers.
If this is not hot then you have no cock.
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Yeah so I watched the whole thing. I used to love watching the MTV awards, because even though they don't mean as much as an Oscar, they were more entertaining. This year... yeah no. Mike Myers is not funny. Why do people keep hiring him? His skits were awful. There were a few highlights that have already been mentioned... Sandler, Rogen and Franco, the Get Smart Cast (sorry, they were funny). Oh, and sorry guys, but I have to say, I have never seen Johnny Depp look so smokin' hot!
Was it just me or did Coldplay sound terrible?
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WHAT??? That was Johnny Deep? You sure that wasn't Skeet Ulrich?
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I've been looking very closely at him for 20 years and I never saw anything like that before.
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have obviously never seen Soapdish.
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Nothing on MTV is worth watching.
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was the best thing about the MTV awards show last night. They weren't even that funny but it didn't matter - it was just great to see those two together again after so many years.
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it was new and it was fresh and hip. It had a style all its own. It was cool. The only difference between it and the oscars were the comedy skits. It had a nerdy quality. They gave achievement awards to people like clint howard. Really cool. But now it is just another award show. This years generation award went to someone whos popularity is to me unfathomable. Adam Sandler. He has made. hundreds of millions out of making people laugh.I dont think he is funny at all. I have seen nearly all of his films. When he is on screen I want to give him a smack. He will make a ton of money with his new film I dont doubt.
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site how does Judd Apatow keep getting work?
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saved the show, I was laughing my fucking ASS off, I cannot wait for the THUNDAAA!!!
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WHEN YOU COULD BE SURFING OVER TO AMAZON TO BUY A BLU-RAY PLAYER FOR JUST UNDER 300 BUCKS?? Run!!! Run for your lives!!!! Oh my fucking God, the sky is on fucking fire!!!!!!! Get our while you still can!! Don't worry 'bout your stupid kids, just grab your Star Wars Holiday Special bootleg and let's go!!!! I never thought I'd live to see this friggin' day!!!! Oh my fucking God...
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I would go ass to mouth with RDJ and it wouldn't be really a big deal considering I did it once with some nobody guy who was ugly but he asked and I was curious and I'm a freak so....RDJ is fucking hot shit is all I'm saying.
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Agree 100%. It was nice to see them together. Haven't seen DC around much at all.
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I don't recognize him from anything famous, but I have this strange feeling that one day he'll be funnier and more famous then William probably even bigger then Sethry Rogen and mini/fatter Rogen combined!
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We, the female population, have always been in love with Johnny Depp. They just didn't report it until POTC. Robert Downey Jr. however was always very good-looking but I think not a lot of people noticed because his mugshots were a little iffy.
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Pretty much everything negative said here about MTV, I agree with. At this point, this is a show I watch by flipping the channel back to it while watching Fox cartoons. And that will give a funny bit or two. I mean, just seeing Wayne's World was awesome. And there were a few funny things. I did find Sandler's song entertaining. Not sure what Tom Cruise was doing there, but I'm almost starting to admire the fact that the man knows everyone thinks he's nuts and doesn't seem to care.
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This award show used to actually be cool. They had a bunch of fun movie parodies. Plus, they had lots of original and fun award categories. Now they've stopped that almost all together. Best Fight, Best Kiss... sure, those are ok, but there were a lot of fun random ones that were just fun. Now, it's all lame movie-promoting comedy bits and unrelated songs. Dummies. I like that fact that Carell & Co's lame humor and attempts at Get Smart pimping got turned into an Office joke thanks to some yelling audience member.
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Can we please stop the damned screaming?? I realize this is a current trend on any awards or live shows, especially when teens are involved. Same you can see on American Idol. But it's getting ridiculous. Yes, they used to scream for the Beatles, but this award show is just 100% screaming for any recognizable person who appears on stage. Jeez, Depp can barely be forced to speak in public. Shut up and let him. All jokes are drowned out by "Oh my God! It's that person I've seen on TV! AAAGGHHHHHHH!"
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he received that same award last year so thats probably why he presented it to sandler. or maybe it was the year before, either way the segment was on the M:I 3 dvd so it was recent enough.
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tom cruise got it in 2005. this year's host got it last year. the only reason he gave it to sandler was because they are good friends. nuff' said.
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I wouldn't call myself an RDJ fanboy, but he really was the reason why Iron Man was great. The wit that he brought to Stark was absolutely brilliant.
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Return of Wayne's world. Tropic Thunder is going to be decent. I like the feel of Black, Stiller and Downey on screen. I hate the jump cuts to reactions from Paris. They should have had a stand up ripping these guys apart like Silverman did. Oh well. I like that it was movie promotions for the summer and tent pole movies, the show felt and looked great with all the big stars coming out for it. I just thought now they did not show the paradee movies like last year. Another oh well since they looked like crap this year anyway online.
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Cold Play and The Pussycat Dolls were horrible!!! Cold Play usually good song writers, have so far delivered two very bad songs off of their new album, performing one of the two tunes on the MTV Movie Awards, but, whether they have good material or not, I have noticed that they suck live. The Pussycat Dolls were also terrible, the song they performed sucked and you could predict their performance, there was nothing new here, just the same old tired yoga inspired dance moves. They have been doing this same lame act since they first debuted several years ago???Finally, Lil Wayne has the hottest song in the country and should have opened up the show, instead we were force fed product placement in the form of Cold Play and The Pussycat Dolls???
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except Big daddy which was sweet as was mr deeds. The first sandler film that was Happy madison. i thought it was funny in goofy kind of way. silly movie. Then I saw the wedding singer, I had heard all the hype and So I decided to give it a try. Not once did I laugh at the wedding singer. Then eventually I saw the waterboy. The fact that this is even called a comedy is shocking. I saw recently enough, little nicky on tv. Utterly terrible and Then I saw big daddy, sweet and Charming and I saw mister Deeds. Which sandler was good in. but he was upstaged by a terrific John Turturro. I havent watch a sandler film since and I dont intend either. I agree with the man in the LA times who put the demise of comedy at sandlers door. Chuck and larry should re-titled Adam Sandler: I now pronouce your career dead and buried.
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I've loved RDJ since I was a child when I saw Weird Science. He's always been gorgeous. I was turned off by the drug thing in the 90s but he's back baby! I would go to sleep with his cock in my mouth and wake up with his cock in my mouth.
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sad that theyre still sucking up to JUNO as much as they are...im waiting for the day when hollywood acknowledges that diablo cody is a big time plaigiarist...its bad enuf when hollywood is remaking everything from 20 yrs ago....but its really low to rip off a korean film of the same name and story and call it an "original screenplay".....at least the right film won best movie, go transformers.....btw coldplays song was great, classic coldplay, loved it
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i would not expect an apparent idiot like you to appreciate what an awesome comic actor that adam sandler is..waterboy was a hilarious movie, so was little nicky, and chuck and larry, 50 first dates, which brought back drew barrymore in one of his movies since wedding singer....even eight crazy nights , which has sandler animated... zohan just continues the great adam sandler tradition of funny movies...
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no one knows or cares who lil wayne is....at least coldplay is an established band that actually puts words in their songs that actually make sense....but i guess songs with words are not interesting to the stupid, mindless, brain dead of this time in our world....if mtv actually played videos from groups that mattered, it would go off the air because its not what the retards that u represent with that stupid comment want to see.....people like u like "songs" that repeat the same 2 or 3 words over and over, so ur head dont explode or u might become literate , god forbid..
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I have never even heard of the korean film that is supposedly based if at all. I have not seen Juno. Films like Juno and knocked up, sound all hard, the pregnant teenager and the woman who get preggers after a one night stand. The both sound hard edged, but they are both hollywood. Both women agonize about what to do. but we all know they are going to do what hollywood wants. which is to bring up the children within a fmaily setting.
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like me who dont find him remotely funny.
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I love Warning Sign by Coldplay and several other songs like Yellow, but everytime I have seen them live on an award show, they sucked...like on the Grammys and now this, and plus at least one other time than that, I think on the MTV Video Awards.I just knew that they would blow everybody away the first time, and they were awful, so I figured, Hey, Everybody has an off night, right? Well, the second time I saw them...they sucked yet again, and now this latest performance??? Look, they had their chance, and just because the lead singer is married to Gwyneth Paltrow shouldn't gain him a pass card. A bad performance, is a bad performance.At least Lil Wayne would have had people in the audience out of their seats and dancing and a dozen or so strippers on the stage, but no, we got Coldplay trying to pretend to be the Beatles during their Sergeant Pepper days...just like The Killers on their last album or Panic At The Disco on their last album. Well, none of those bands have earned the right to try and be like the Beatles or even pretend to be!!! Unlike them, Lil Wayne is just trying to be Lil Wayne, making songs to get your girlfriend hot and on the dance floor, so you can more easily get her into bed later.
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Pwnd the golden bb!
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Jun 05, 2008 6:51:42 AM CDT
I saw coldplay in a tv concert recorded for mtv in the UK.
by emeraldboy
It was a small gig. They really arent that good. They are a very bland band. I blame Travis. Frans Ferdinand are very good live band and they have some very good songs. They put a lot of effort in their perfomance. Cold play are just boring.
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Jun 05, 2008 7:05:26 AM CDT
I remember watching MTV in California and seeing their coverage
by emeraldboy
It was so awful. Everytime a band played mtv would a slap a sign on the tv saying we cannot show you the performance due to the fact we cannot endorse corporate sponsorhip or they would go to a VJ who would talk with the band playing in the back ground. Mtv Europe was much better and its undoubted star was Ray cokes. Cokes was a genius. inspired, and unpredictable. and they had a great Movie show. Then Mtv Europe spread out and we got MTV UK/Ireland.It launched Russell Brand.But he got fired after 9/11. But MTV in the US took over the running of MTV Europe. And all the craziness went out the window. Now its just utter blandness.
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the day I see Neurosis or Pig Destroyer play then I will watch.
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