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Capone Recommends Hanging Out With THE STRANGERS!!


Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

If you believe Hollywood these days (and why the hell wouldn't you?), then America's number one fear is not terrorists or space monsters or the living dead or any number of natural disasters. Nope, Mr. and Mrs. Average Joe's top fear is a random act of violence perpetrated against them either while they're on a road trip/vacation or in their own home. This isn't exactly news.

Films like THE HILLS HAVE EYES and even THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE cover the worst of what can happen while you're exploring this great land of ours. While more recent films like HIGH TENSION and FUNNY GAMES have explored more homegrown fear mongering. Last year, a truly terrifying (and largely bloodless) French film called THEM was released in this country, and it scared the wee-wee out of me. Later this summer, a movie called BAGHEAD analyzes these kinds of horror films in a fairly unique manner. The new film THE STRANGERS (said to be based on a true story) is cut from the same cloth as these works: a couple ends up in a isolated cabin in the woods, are practically scared to death by noises and lights and attempt to fight back and/or escape.

A movie about the prospect of a home invasion is hardly a new concept, but there is something darker, colder and more sinister about this new crop. These killers aren't evil monsters; they are just normal people, bored and looking for something to do. They are Class A assholes, to whom motivation means nothing. Their motivation is that they feel like it, and what could be scarier than that?

THE STRANGERS follows James (Scott Speedman) and Kristen (Liv Tyler) who have just had a terrible evening at a wedding reception and seem on the verge of breaking up. They just begin to discuss their problems when a knock comes at the door. They answer it, and a young woman whose face is obscured by the dark asks "Is Tamara there?" They tell her she has the wrong house and send her on her way. Speedman leaves to buy cigarettes, and then the knocking starts again; other sounds also come from inside and outside the house and by the time he returns, Kristen is a nervous wreck.

Soon we begin to see figures and masked faces. Since I didn't know exactly how this story would play out, it did cross my mind that these three offenders were simply trying to scare the crap out of this helpless couple, but we don't get off that easily. Speedman and Tyler are both good-looking, but more importantly, they're both decent actors who never let us doubt for a second that these two are scared and confused as to why they were picked and how this evening will play out for them. First-time feature director Bryan Bertino impressed the hell out of me with the tools he uses to build tension. Sure, sometimes the evildoers seem to know a little too well what the couple's next move is going to be, but most of the time, the story seems far too plausible and the scares are well earned.

I'm not sure THE STRANGERS qualifies as a cautionary tale, since neither of these victims could be accused of doing anything that could be called "risky behavior." If anything, the film's message could be that it doesn't matter how safely you lead your life, or how much money you have or don't have or how many resources you have at your disposal because your life is just as easy to fuck with as anybody else's. The world isn't necessarily a dangerous place; but it is a place where the worst kind of behavior is random. THE STRANGERS has its flaws, but they are small. And my only real rule when it comes to scary movies is that they must scare me. This one did, and it did it without tricks. I respect that, and recommend this very strong little thriller.

Capone





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1st???
by cupp555
May 30th, 2008
10:38:46 AM
man, if only I hadn't taken time to read the article
by fanboy71
May 30th, 2008
10:42:00 AM
I'm sick of being burned by shit horror films
by TheLastCleric
May 30th, 2008
10:43:03 AM
I watched the trailer to this and couldn't help thinking
by fanboy71
May 30th, 2008
10:45:22 AM
Needs more Steve Martin.
by Diagnostic
May 30th, 2008
10:51:28 AM
Yeah, fanboy71.
by Diagnostic
May 30th, 2008
10:53:49 AM
Sooooo
by Series7
May 30th, 2008
10:55:56 AM
Isn't this a THEM remake?
by Unlabled
May 30th, 2008
10:57:45 AM
REMAKE !
by spyro
May 30th, 2008
10:59:02 AM
say it once i'll say it again
by chainsaw1974
May 30th, 2008
10:59:54 AM
I think this LOOKS good . . .
by Nice Marmot
May 30th, 2008
11:00:41 AM
One of the best trailers I've ever seen
by Drunken Rage
May 30th, 2008
11:01:47 AM
THE STRANGERS recommend hanging out with Capone!
by thebearovingian
May 30th, 2008
11:07:36 AM
how do they
by snapple_ladys_lazy_eye
May 30th, 2008
11:10:49 AM
Not On Topic - LITTLE RED X and AICN
by Rando Calrisian
May 30th, 2008
11:16:50 AM
I'm so excited by this ... then I see the dread words LIV TYLER
by JackRabbitSlim
May 30th, 2008
11:17:24 AM
I love Bryan Bertino's work...
by Bones
May 30th, 2008
11:20:07 AM
Good to hear they still make scary movies.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
May 30th, 2008
11:24:02 AM
Only problem I have with killers who wear masks
by JackRabbitSlim
May 30th, 2008
11:25:25 AM
The most dangerous people on Earth
by johnnyangel
May 30th, 2008
11:54:37 AM
contemporary villians = bored suburbanites = wtf?
by juice willis
May 30th, 2008
11:57:56 AM
Which is scarier
by Tony Is A Little Boy
May 30th, 2008
11:59:30 AM
DGDB
by Rando Calrisian
May 30th, 2008
12:07:01 PM
Sorry
by lantern48
May 30th, 2008
12:13:52 PM
I got the DVD of THEM since almost a year.
by DerLanghaarige
May 30th, 2008
12:22:07 PM
Sex with Strangers in the City
by juice willis
May 30th, 2008
12:24:26 PM
THEM is a crappy, crappy movie
by thenatureboy
May 30th, 2008
12:37:43 PM
Not a remake of "Them"
by Kammich
May 30th, 2008
12:39:14 PM
Why couldn't Speedman and Tyler's characters...
by Kid Z
May 30th, 2008
12:51:19 PM
Thenatureboy
by DerLanghaarige
May 30th, 2008
12:55:24 PM
'Them' was shite so ill take this review as such
by Spikey
May 30th, 2008
01:03:18 PM
I can no lonnger trust Capone
by Bass Bastardson
May 30th, 2008
01:35:06 PM
[REC] restored my faith in good horror.
by scudd
May 30th, 2008
01:44:02 PM
I believe the film is set in the 70's
by Shepard Wong
May 30th, 2008
01:45:05 PM
Been awaiting this...
by PushTheButton
May 30th, 2008
01:45:10 PM
also, yeah, Them sucked
by PushTheButton
May 30th, 2008
01:46:42 PM
Cells, Guns, etc
by HornOrSilk
May 30th, 2008
01:53:06 PM
Kammich
by Series7
May 30th, 2008
02:21:58 PM
VACANCY
by DeCypher44
May 30th, 2008
02:26:24 PM
Seeing The Movie Will Answer My Question...
by Buzz Maverik
May 30th, 2008
03:31:43 PM
the cell phones
by SpawnofAchilles
May 30th, 2008
03:34:06 PM
A remake of Them?
by Nasty In The Pasty
May 30th, 2008
04:16:42 PM
Them sucked.
by F-1000
May 30th, 2008
04:36:00 PM
I think I will pass on this one.
by mrfan
May 30th, 2008
04:53:56 PM
So is this like a movie
by kabong
May 30th, 2008
05:11:18 PM
Buzz Maverick
by Jubba
May 30th, 2008
05:23:48 PM
Inside
by skimn
May 30th, 2008
06:46:52 PM
Oh God!
by skimn
May 30th, 2008
06:56:16 PM
PLANT!
by ebonic_plague
May 30th, 2008
08:11:43 PM
Jesus, another nihilistic horror movie
by Lyghthouse
May 30th, 2008
08:15:32 PM
ITS ONLY 77 MINUTES LONG? = RENT.
by alice 13
May 30th, 2008
08:18:01 PM
Say what you like about the tenets of Nightmare on Elm St...
by ebonic_plague
May 30th, 2008
08:19:23 PM
Is Liv naked?
by Dazzler69
May 30th, 2008
08:29:11 PM
Maybe it would be better if...
by PowerRing
May 30th, 2008
08:58:08 PM
Saw it today...very disappointing after this review.
by chains
May 30th, 2008
09:50:16 PM
Its official: Capone watches shit movies.
by Mike_D
May 30th, 2008
10:05:31 PM
At first glance
by Silverglade
May 30th, 2008
10:12:31 PM
This movie...
by Bruuce
May 30th, 2008
11:03:18 PM
Did anyone actually see 'Funny games'?
by jimmay
May 30th, 2008
11:04:49 PM
Escapism
by shodan6672
May 30th, 2008
11:12:08 PM
I hated this movie. It was total garbage.
by grandlarseny
May 30th, 2008
11:34:59 PM
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!
by Thot
May 31st, 2008
01:19:46 AM
umm spoiler someone survives the attack.
by thareign23
May 31st, 2008
01:36:54 AM
fanboy71
by Fitzcarraldo2
May 31st, 2008
07:31:16 AM
Hey the poster does it!
by weaponmentalarion
May 31st, 2008
08:48:55 AM
I am Dr. Remulak
by maxjohnson1971
May 31st, 2008
09:10:29 AM
Stop the stereotypes!!
by classyfredblassy
May 31st, 2008
09:13:32 AM
A big point in movies like this...
by GilbertRSmith
May 31st, 2008
10:57:36 AM
CGI gophers = Face on HK
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 31st, 2008
11:27:53 AM
Sweet Jesus In A Dumptruck...
by alanmoore
May 31st, 2008
12:31:33 PM
Isn't this VACANCY?
by WickedMonster
May 31st, 2008
04:33:13 PM
I loved VACANCY and this was even better
by SmokeFilledTavern
May 31st, 2008
05:37:35 PM
Remake Motel Hell.
by mrfan
May 31st, 2008
10:40:56 PM
"STRANGERS" = AMERICAN REMAKE OF "THEM"
by The Marquis de Side 3
Jun 1st, 2008
12:01:42 AM
so, the "scares" were "earned?"
by hawggie
Jun 1st, 2008
02:23:48 AM
NOT a THEM REMAKE
by m_prevette
Jun 1st, 2008
08:01:31 AM
To M-Prevette...
by The Marquis de Side 3
Jun 1st, 2008
08:49:53 AM
to The Marquis de Side 3
by m_prevette
Jun 1st, 2008
04:43:05 PM
"These killers aren't evil monsters"
by Johnno
Jun 2nd, 2008
01:01:48 AM
i just need to know
by bobbywatts
Jun 2nd, 2008
04:13:30 AM
Be A Hybreeder
by Brock
Jun 2nd, 2008
04:16:49 PM

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