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CAPTAIN AMERICA #38
Written by Ed Brubaker Art by Steve Epting Published by Marvel Comics Reviewed by Stones ThrowI haven’t checked in on CAPTAIN AMERICA for a while. Not because I haven’t been enjoying it, just that I kind of get turned off when everyone and their comic book loving brother is raving about it, and a few slow issues from Brubaker get me thinking that the ubiquitous internet coverage will keep me clued on what’s happening. I kind of like missing a few issues here and there, though. It gives me a different perspective on the whole thing and I feel that my appreciation is enhanced when I catch up after a month or two away.
Because, make no mistake, this book is still the best book Marvel’s putting out right now, or at least the only one I’m reading regularly. I had some worries when that bullet hit in #25, but since then Brubaker’s kept up the momentum achieved by Cap’s death remarkably well. The reason this “event” has been more successful than Marvel’s other attempts at major changes recently is because it grew organically out of the saga Bru’s been constructing for a few years now. A lesser writer might have had the Living Legend lose the “Living” part at the end of his first arc on the book, but Cap’s assassination was the culmination of two years of solid Captain America stories (and a so-so three-part CIVIL WAR tie-in). If it felt jarring, definitely a quality of that landmark issue, that’s because assassination should feel jarring and unexpected. Especially when it comes to 80-year old WWII veterans in red, white and blue tights.
Coming to think of it, even Bucky wasn’t brought back for good until into Bru’s second storyline on the title. So what I’m getting at is the reason the major developments in CAP have worked and not thrown fans with the transparency of their motivations is because they’ve grown out of the story being told, and, most importantly, the characters. And so, in #38, when Steve Epting depicts the new Captain America (James Buchanan Barnes) riding on his motorcycle with the Falcon flying next to him, the sun setting behind them, it’s almost as if nothing could feel more natural.
In fact, I’m almost to the point of wondering if Steve Rogers will be returning. It certainly doesn’t look like Brubaker’s current story has any need for a resurrection. Rogers is a classic character, but also a man out of time (which was actually the title of Brubaker’s first storyline), and having Bucky turned the Winter Soldier turned back to Bucky become Captain America is a great new Marvel character and an easily sustainable series. I can even see the original Cap becoming sort of a talismanic figure to the rest of the Marvel U in his death, sort of like Barry Allen is at DC. Well, at least until now. Comic books, huh?
What about the current progressions in the book, you say? Well, it’s a brave man who brings clones into the mix. But the whole mind-wiping plot with Agent 13, Dr Faustus and the Grand Director is creepy enough to work. I also want to applaud the use of history in this issue, all of which is recounted in Steve Epting’s moody flashbacks. This is the best argument against all those nu-Marvel fans and boys who would have you believe continuity is a four-letter word and that any footnotes or references will cause an inexperienced reader’s head to explode with incomprehension. Here, the histories of the various characters are used to give the plot a whole other dimension and it’s all clearly and dramatically summarized. Well, there’s no footnotes, but let’s not get carried away here.
Since the privilege of being quoted on the cover of AMERICAN SPLENDOR (check it!) has gone to my head, I’d like to finish with similar pickings for the ad wizards at Marvel. CAPTAIN AMERICA: the fuckin’ dog’s bollocks. And you can put that on your trade paperback and smoke it.
STAR TREK: ASSIGNMENT EARTH #1
Writer: John Byrne Artists: John Byrne Publisher: IDW Reviewer: JinxoOkay, the back story for the geek impaired: back in the original “Star Trek” series there was an episode called “Assignment: Earth”. Even though technically it’s a Trek episode, what it really was was a backdoor pilot for a new TV series. This kind of episode pops up in a lot of shows. The main characters still play a role but suddenly they become secondary to a whole knew cast of characters and the plot ends up being something almost entirely removed from the show’s normal plot. So you tune it to watch one show and get baited and switched into watching something else. And then if the show isn’t picked up that episode just ends up being this oddball anomaly.
Well, “Assignment: Earth” was “Star Trek”’s oddball anomaly. For the thinnest of reasons the Enterprise travels into the past (they’re on a mission to monitor history). While there they discover an alien on Earth named Gary Seven, who may or may not be up to no good. Since he’d be the star of the new show I’m sure you can guess he ends up one of the good guys. Turns out he is on Earth to help subtly guide us through the dangers of technological advancement. In other words, he’s here to keep us from blowing ourselves up. He’s aided in his mission by cute but ditzy Earth girl Roberta Lincoln (played by Terri Garr), his cat Isis (who we learn can turn into a hot babe) and the requisite super computer. In the episode, Gary and the Trek crew do in fact stop us from blowing ourselves up. Well, at least part of the planet. In the end Kirk and company return to the future and leave Gary Seven to continue his mission. Only, really, that mission was about it.
I actually always wondered why Gary Seven wasn’t worked into Trek continuity in some meaningful way. Yeah, he was brought into play in some secondary Trek stories but I always wished they’d pull him into play again in one of the actual Trek series if just to justify that oddball episode’s existence. Give it a reason for being there.
Cut to three decades later and, finally, someone has decided to try and do something with “Assignment: Earth”. Okay, it’s in comic book form which is hardly canon, but still, I was kind of excited to see someone working Trek’s one and only dead end into something. And despite the premise being a failed pilot I could actually see where they could turn it into something fun. I mean, the writer has his own largely unexplored corner of Trek history to play in. It’s set in the 60’s so you could totally do something crazy retro and funky. I mean, I flash right back to those early 70’s comics with everybody wearing the huge collars and the flood pants, where anyone who was black had a giant afro and where every other character seemed intensely radical about one damn thing or another. That material is fertile ground to revisit both in a straight way and also more tongue in cheek. The right writer could potentially have a field day turning this sow’s ear into a silk purse.
And look who was brought on board to write it? John Byrne. He’s on board to both write and draw the book. Now I know some folks aren’t exactly Byrne fans anymore. But on paper this sounded like it could possibly be a good match. The man made his rep in comics back in close to the same era as this book is set, so a Byrne look to the book could work. And if he went and had a good time with the material…well, it might work.
It might. Really. I was actually hopeful. Then I opened the book and…it doesn’t. It’s just a damn shame of a misfire. I mean, it’s not horribly incompetently bad. It’s just…there. Instead of a story written by someone jazzed to take the premise and have some fun with it, it just feels really phoned in. Imagine if back in the day “Mission: Earth” had been picked up as a series and it became a just so-so sci-fi outing. And then some comic book company turned around and created a comic book version of the show that was only half as good and twice as cheesy as that. I think I would rather read an issue of that comic than this. That comic would probably at least have some goofy aged fun to it. The new “Assignment: Earth” is just…there. The first issue is just a by the book story that hits all the points it’s expected to without any attempt at much else. I kept reading just hoping for some spark of fun or joy to it, but…nothing. Once again Gary Seven is stopping a bomb from killing us all. He goes undercover as a scientist. Does he use a clever alias? Nope. He pretends to be Doctor Gary Seven. ?!??!? What could be stupider than not realizing that a number for a last name is sort of odd and conspicuous? Oh, I know. A whole bunch of top secret genius scientists who don’t find a man with a number for a last name suspicious. What would it take to make these people suspicious? “Hi, I’m Doctor Dick Fartknocker.” They wouldn’t bat an eye.
At about the halfway point I realized I was truly in trouble though. At that point Gary gets files on all the suspects in his investigation. I looked at the next page and it was a full page of pictures of all the suspects with a paragraph long biography of each and every one of them. I went beyond bored into despair. I thought, “Oh dear God. I’m supposed to read quick bios on nine characters almost all of whom are going to end up being utterly irrelevant to the story. Almost all this page is going to be a total waste of my time.” Seriously, I felt a little despair. Not what you want in a comic. It instantly became the comic I just could not not put down. Very rarely have I actively tried to push a comic away. I walked away. I went and saw a movie. I lived, dammit, I lived! I was happy. Then later…I came back and finished the book. After the bio page things actually picked up from despair inspiring and returned to just average.
Now, even with my reaction to this book, I would still like to actually hold out hope for it. It’s a fool’s hope, I know, but…I so want this book to be good. It’s just such an odd footnote in Trek and it would be fun to see someone make it work. Many might say that won’t happen with Byrne writing. And they might be right. But I so want to believe he can do it. Byrne, talking directly to you here. Go nuts. Go get crazy drunk or whatever it takes for you to get loose. Think up the craziest out there retro sixties sci-fi tale you can think of. Just go nuts and write a story so funky that you can’t help grinning like an idiot and write that bad boy down. Odds are if you’re having a blast with it so will we. I just can’t believe you entertained yourself writing this issue. I can’t. I like the art. I think it suits the period of the book. But you have to give us a story to get excited about, and this isn’t it.
Jinxo is Thom Holbrook, lifelong comic book reader, and the evil genius behind poobala.com. He may appear cute and cuddly but if encountered avoid eye contact and DO NOT attempt to feed.
ULTIMATE X-MEN #94
Writer: Aron Coleite Artist: Mark Brooks Publisher: Marvel Comics Reviewer: Optimous Douche“Heroes” scribe Aron Coleite pulled off two astounding feats with this book. He tackled societal issues that are generally fodder for Bill O’Reilly as opposed to the X-MEN. Plus, he found a way to make Peter Rasputin interesting apart from his demonic sister or in the context of schtupping Kitty Pride.
Colossus has always bored me in UNCANNY and X-MEN. I understand every team needs a strong silent type to weigh the balance of the snarky smart-ass and the stoic leader, but based on past personality traits you would never get me to run out to buy a Colossus mini-series laden with panels of him smiling, pining for his sister, and painting.
Like most characters in the Ultimate Universe (especially the team based books), the original writers (cough, editors) updated each character with just the right amount of demographic cross-pollination to show that there was a little something for every comic reader within the Ultimate line. And that’s been part of the problem; all we’ve ever been given is a “little something”. All we’ve ever really known about Colossus is that he once worked for the mafia and he’s homosexual.
I’ve always questioned the moral fortitude of the Ultimate Colossus for making the decision to work for the Borscht Cosa Nostra. Finally after 93 issues we learn the reasons behind why this traditional “good guy” sold out to the mafia in the first place. I give Coleite credit for making the character a victim of circumstance as opposed to just a blatant opportunist. Ostracized by his family for being a “friend of Dorothy”, he is forced to survive on his own in post-communist Russia. Where most Russians survived the early 90s by learning HTML or starring in amateur porn, Colossus found his salvation by becoming a puppet of Russia’s underbelly. Stanislav Soprano further tightens his hold on Rasputin by hooking him on a power enhancing drug, without which Colossus would only turn to metal and be void of his Herculean strength, ostensibly making him a talking paper weight.
Of course when Jean Gray obtains this information through an invasive mind probe, the morality of whether to “juice or not to juice” becomes the central point of debate for the rest of the title. This blasé attitude towards invasive “peek-a-boos” into the subconscious also sets a new direction for how Jean Gray will leverage the Phoenix force in issues to come.
The best comic stories have always been the ones that tackle today’s societal pains without becoming preachy or delivering “Davey & Goliath” morality tales. Sometimes good people make bad choices and sometimes bad choices really aren’t bad at all, depending upon your perspective. Personally I could give a rat’s ass if baseball players inject themselves in the eyeballs with bull semen, as long as I can see humans perform inhuman activities. So naturally, I’m even less concerned if fictional characters decide to “juice” their powers. As we see at the end of this book, the X-Men are just as equally divided as America on the topic of “Better living through science.”
Oh yeah, the book also offers an appearance by Alpha Flight with surprise member Jubilee. I pray that Alpha Flight continues to be positioned as bad guys so I can at last see Wolverine’s mall rat gal pal Jubilation finally be eradicated from the pages of Marvel titles forever.
Brooks did a wonderful job keeping the artwork light and bouncy. With the heavy themes being discussed this book could have easily gone down a dark and morose path otherwise.
The morality lines have now been drawn. I’m damn excited for next month’s issue to see which X-men will fall on the side of angels, and which ones will not be able to resist the temptation of enhancing their powers.
When Optimous Douche isn’t reading comics and misspelling the names of 80’s icons, he “transforms” into a corporate communications guru. Optimous is looking for artistry help, critical feedback and a little industry insight to get his original book AVERAGE JOE up, up and on the shelves. What if the entire world had super powers? Find out in the blog section of Optimous’ MySpace page to see some preview pages and leave comments.
Writer: Chuck Dixon Art: Chris Batista (pencils), Cam Smith & Rick Ketcham (inks) Publisher: DC Comics Reviewer: Ambush BugLet me start off by letting you all know that I won't be putting any spoilers in this review. Well...the issue does focus on the Spoiler and who she is, but...you know what I mean. In this issue, we find out who the Spoiler is and...it's exactly who we thought it was.
First things first, I don't want to complain too much about ROBIN because for the first time in years, it's actually readable. Seems Chuck Dixon is the only guy around able to make the adventures of Batman's sidekick better than just ho-hum. In fact, since Dixon's return a few issues ago, the book has been pumping along at a pretty impressive pace. Dixon keeps the action high and the teen drama present but not overly weighty. Towards the end of Dixon's run, ROBIN became somewhat weak when the teen angst became the central theme. But for a good 75 issues, Dixon wrote some of his best hard core action comics in ROBIN.
And this issue is pretty good. It starts out with a firefight between Robin, the mysterious new Spoiler, and new femme fatale Violet and the Korean Mafia. These opening scenes ooze with action with bullets and roundhouses flying from every corner of the page.
Then the book takes a weird turn. Batman is called in by Robin because he needs his "powers of persuasion." This job is to follow a well placed tracer and confront the new Spoiler in her lair. Batman shows up, the mask comes off, and it's time for the Spoiler to go into exposition overdrive. To me, there are a few things I have issue with here.
One of the points of giving Robin his own mag is to flesh out and distinguish him as a character apart from Batman. Now, I'm not saying that Robin wouldn't need Bats’ help from time to time, but in a tender situation where Robin is facing a character who may be impersonating the alter ego of his dead ex-girlfriend, you would think he would have what it takes to just do it himself without bringing in support. Batman just stands there anyway and doesn't even say anything. To me, this takes away from the character of Robin and it makes for a completely unnecessary cameo by the Dark Knight.
After the Spoiler mask comes off, man, does the exposition come on strong. Not only that, but it’s trusted sight unseen by both Robin and probably the most paranoid person in the DCU, Batman himself. At the end of the brief explanation of who the Spoiler is and why she is there, the Dynamic Duo simply shrugs and seems pretty ok with it. These pages reek with missed opportunity and writing that is surprising coming from a vet like Dixon.
In the end, Robin still has his suspicions, which is good. It looks as if the tale of the Spoiler is far from over and the revelation as to who she is is only the beginning. But I think that this story could have been handled in a much more dynamic and suspenseful way. It also could have played to Robin's strengths rather than having him run to Bats for an issue so close to his heart. Maybe it's a testament to how close Robin and Batman have become.
But again, this is the best ROBIN I've read in years. Chris Batista's art is extremely vivid and strong (although the profile of Robin in that last panel is somewhat off). And the story is pretty action packed. So I don't want to complain too much. One ineffective issue does not take anything away from that in my book. I just hope that the clunky aspects present in this issue are worked out in future issues and more of the strong action-oriented Dixon-helmed issues of ROBIN are on their way.
Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, reviewer and co-editor of AICN Comics for close to seven years. Look for his first published work in MUSCLES & FIGHTS 3 (AVAILABLE NOW!) from Cream City Comics.
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #560
Written by Dan Slott Art by Marcos Martin Published by Marvel Comics Reviewed by Stones ThrowI’m still pretty conflicted about this BRAND NEW DAY thing. I don’t know what more can be said about the ONE MORE DAY storyline that hasn’t already been yelled by every nerd with a broadband connection, but it isn’t looking any more logical or necessary four months in, and what with how they keep bringing up MJ as Pete’s ex and are already reintroducing her to the supporting cast, it’s even less clear why we couldn’t have had a divorce and thus missed out on the emotional insincerity that was BND’s weakest link. But there’s no denying that the new set-up’s begun to hit its stride with last month’s cool and creepy three-parter by Zeb Wells and Chris Bachalo and the equally excellent follow-up currently in progress. The quality of AMAZING is about as high as possible right now, but I’ve still got a few doubts that are more a matter of personal judgment. Some moral issues, if you will.
But firstly, let me say every other issue of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN would be improved exponentially if Marcos Martin was drawing ‘em. Heck, he could draw every book on the stands and I’d be happy. Dan Slott is gelling a lot better with the guy than Steve McNiven, who, purdy pictures aside, I think might have been one of the reasons for the stilted feel of those first issues. Martin’s loose, jazzy cartooning just seems to fit a lot better with Slott’s script. He brings the same individuality he invested in Brian K. Vaughan’s superb Doctor Strange miniseries THE OATH while changing his style around considerably. His Spider-Man contains both Ditko and Romita and an alternative, European flavor that’s all his own, and the action scenes are dynamic and free-flowing as much as THE OATH’s were epic and portentous. The book really is gorgeous to read right now, and Martin’s art is more than enough to recommend it on its own merits.
Slott’s bringing a pretty decent story as well, though. We’ve got two cool new villains and finally something interesting for Peter Parker to do. The paparazzo story is timely and a good moral dilemma for Pete, and it distinguishes the differences between J. Jonah Jameson’s Bugle and the new owner’s effectively. Pete’s always scraped a living off misrepresenting Spider-Man; now he has to face the consequences of committing photographic libel against someone other than himself. It’s good all round, and Slott’s dialog has been refreshingly clear of the anachronistic baubles and corny in-jokes that marred his first issue on the title.
But I do feel they’re missing out on some tricks. Like the new owner of the Bugle. To my knowledge this is a new story for Spider-Man, so why make him so similar to Jonah? Forgetting Parker’s name, getting easily distracted, obsessive – seriously, he’s a flat-top, a cigar and a bad temper away from his predecessor, which perhaps is why I’m struggling to recall his name. These past two issues have explored the differences between the classic Bugle and the cynical, slick, celebrity-obsessed new one most clearly. Shouldn’t the publisher of a paper like that be younger, more calculating, smoother? Why another lovable old guy?
Same kind of thing with the actor Pete’s charged with stalking. If he was nastier, a little less justified in lashing out, we wouldn’t be so quick to recognize Pete making a mistake. But he’s never less than sympathetic. He’s also a very uninteresting fictional celebrity, a non-specific leading man who’s getting hassled by the press for unidentified reasons (no drugs, no lovechildren or 24-hour marriages mentioned. No nothing). I’m thinking of the English rock star in Alan Moore’s PROMETHEA as an incidental celebrity who was still a larger than life, amusing character who stuck out from the sidelines. Even a more direct parody of real life (say, a Britney Spears or Paris Hilton type) would have achieved the result of making a plot device of a character at least a little memorable.
I’m usually hesitant to point out what I would have done, but these examples seemed obvious and strange enough that I wondered why Slott, Wacker and co. didn’t pick up on ‘em. I think this can only be another case of the weird nostalgia thing they’ve got going on in BND. It’s been cropping up in the random, clunky use of thought balloons (which thankfully improved once Zeb Wells started) and overly broad subplots like the police quickly assuming Spidey’s a killer when some Spider-tracers show up on corpses, but now it’s become a reluctance to try slightly imaginative stuff in the incidental plotlines. I don’t know why the ret-con made three-quarters of the writers think it was 1969 again, but I do know Stan Lee tried a lot of whacked out stuff in his run on SPIDER-MAN. I think a few guys even call him a pioneer. And you don’t get to re-consecrate Stan’s Spider-Man days by aping what he or others might have done! Thankfully, this might be improving with stuff like Marcos Martin’s innovative page layouts, the hilarious scene with Jonah in the park and Wells’ cool breaking of the fourth wall and panel boundaries in his last issue.
But the “safe, nothing challenging” attitude provokes my biggest criticism of these past two issues. There’s an emotional core missing. Robbie Robertson’s less than enthusiastic with the direction the Bugle’s taking and is disappointed with Pete’s decision to start selling intrusive pics of celebrities. But we don’t see him get cold with Peter, or show anything less than his usual avuncular attitude. He doesn’t stand up to the new owner or walk out, which might’ve been a truly memorable plotline. Pete later tells Aunt May “you sound like Robbie” when she expresses disapproval of his new job, but we never saw what he might be referring to, which could have taken Pete and Robbie’s relationship in a new direction, given it another dimension. Too bad.
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’s pretty much perfect as a 1960s/’70s revival right now. But why settle for that? Let’s see some classic Spidey stories here. Stories that add something to Peter Parker’s character, that give us something we haven’t seen before or could have come up with ourselves. You’re doing a good job, guys. Show a little ambition with your supporting casts and subplots and go out on the line a bit more and you might have people forgetting OMD ever happened.
Oh, and Grant Morrison did a superhero battle in a pop art gallery first. Like two years ago. Just sayin’.
ZOMBIES!: HUNTERS #1
Writer: Dara Naraghi Art: Don Figueroa Publisher: IDW Reviewer: Ambush BugWhat is it about zombie comics that I like so much?
I asked myself that question and it took me a while to come up with an answer. Readers of this column know that I have an unhealthy obsession with comics and films featuring the brain-craving undead. And now, with the release of IDW's latest ZOMBIES! miniseries, I get a chance to gab a bit and try to get to the root of this fixation.
Sure, zombie stories are ripe with subtext. Zombies have represented everything from mindless consumers (in DAWN OF THE DEAD) to the sheer apathetic nature of modern man (in SHAWN OF THE DEAD) and in comics, zombies can represent ourselves in this nation-wide, post-traumatic disordered, post-9/11 world we live in (THE WALKING DEAD). Sure, there are plenty of heady aspects to the genre; that could be the reason why they pique so much of my interest.
Such heady potential is one of the reasons I am addicted to this genre, sure, but I think my affinity for zombies comes from someplace more personal to me--a reoccurring dream I have had since childhood. In just about every zombie movie, after the realization that the zombies exist and the group of survivors have holed up and that shelter has proven to be useless against the rising undead masses, there's always a scene where the group is running away from the zombies and no matter how many bullets or how fast they run, the survivors are often faced with a mass of decayed flesh and outstretched arms eager to feast on them. They keep coming and nothing can stop them. I've had this exact scene play out in my dreams for years. It's made me shoot straight out of bed many a night. I run and try to escape, but the zombies are right behind me. There are scores of them. And they want to eat my brains.
Now, I know a psychiatrist would have a field day with that one. And who's to say that he or she wouldn't be correct that these zombies represent life stressors or the past coming back to haunt me or whatever. But to me, that image is so engrained in my mind through many nightmares that I find myself drawn to that type of fiction over and over. Maybe, in some way, I am therapeutically embracing this fear as a means to overcome it. You tell me, Freud.
Having embraced just about everything and anything with zombies in it, one might call me somewhat of a connoisseur on the subject of it. I've sat through zombie movies ranging from awful to awesome, read middling zombie books and comics, and written my own zombie yarns from time to time. So when I see a comic like ZOMBIES!: HUNTERS on the shelves, I usually don't think twice about picking it up and giving it a look-see.
Problem is that zombie comics (and films for that matter) have hit kind of a rut that dates all the way back to George Romero's original NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. I don't know how many times I've had to read or see the beginnings of the zombie plague. The initial reactions of the cast and the setting of the rules of the genre (shooting in the head, can the zombies run or walk, was the zombie armageddon caused by voodoo or a comet or has the cause gone completely unexplained) are usually the framework which a zombie story is hung upon. So much of so many zombie comics/stories/movies are dedicated to the initial outbreak and so little looks at what happens after that.
That's why ZOMBIES!: HUNTERS is so fun. This isn't an initial reaction story. The characters in this book know zombies exist, they know the dangers; in fact, they embrace these dangers. Written pretty tightly by Dara Naraghi, HUNTERS is a MOST DANGEROUS GAME-type tale where the hunters and the hunted are man and zombie. A group of bored richies pay big money to go to an island and hunt zombies. A crusty group of ex-militaries run the island and a houngan witch doctor resurrects the dead in order for the game to be played. I have to admire this book simply for the fact that it breaks the zombie mold and starts after the initial outbreak begins. Zombies are a fact and everyone in the story knows it. This provides a different type of tale and a different type of tension and suspense. Coming from someone who has read his fair share of zombie lore, it's a welcome change.
In addition to a fun script and plot, the art by Don Figueroa is nice and moody. The panels are heavy on shadow and Figueroa is highly confident with the blood splatter. The artist does a good job bringing variation to the panels and what's in them. Close-ups and wide angle shots are both done with high artistry. Simply put, this is a good looking book.
At times, some of the humor is sophomoric and falls flat (but I think the characters saying these things are supposed to be somewhat moronic), but I found the premise of this book to be refreshing to read given the stale crypt-like smell that permeates the current zombie fare. If you're a fan of zombie fic, this is one you shouldn't miss. Part-time horror fans will probably enjoy it too. ZOMBIES!: HUNTERS #1 proves that there are still new and exciting ways to tell a zombie story.
FANTASTIC FOUR #557
Writers: Mark Millar and Bryan Hitch Inkers: Bryan Hitch and Andrew Currie Publisher: Marvel Comics Reviewer: JinxoIs it possible for a comic book to be smug? Because to me this comic just exudes smug. Undeserved smugness. I guess I’m supposed to love this book because Millar has taken the reins. And I have liked his work in the past. So throughout this first story arc I have really wanted to like Millar’s FF. But I just don’t. It’s not an utter disaster but it doesn’t blow my doors off either.
Supposedly with this run on the book the FF are going to be getting back to the original roots of what makes the Fantastic Four the Fantastic Four, and I’m all for that. But I walk away from this book feeling they’ve interpreted that concept in entirely the wrong way. Here’s a bad sign: this issue made me flash back to an interview I saw with the makers of “Melrose Place”. They stated that for the show to work the characters could really never be allowed to learn from their actions, from their past mistakes. If they did they would know better than to continue to get into the same sort of messes the show thrived on. I feel like that’s the sort of way the FF has gone back to its roots, by having their characters forget any growth they’ve experienced since day one. For instance, I buy that Johnny Storm from the start of the FF might be willing to fall into a relationship with a pretty thief. I even believe that the Johnny Storm of today could temporarily ignore a hot thief’s occupation in the name of lust as long as he wasn’t confronted with it directly. But in this issue it is put right in his face, and the idea he would still continue that relationship…I just don’t buy it. Because, again, this isn’t Johnny from decades ago, a guy who only thinks about himself. He knows he represents not just himself but the whole FF. He’d know what sort of shit storm a relationship like this could cause for them. He’s also an uncle to two little kids he actually cares about. I don’t buy him not thinking of them, not even when faced with a crazy hot girl. There are just so many ways this rings false to me. But obviously Millar and Hitch want us to think of this as edgy and cool. I don’t. Again, just seems smug.
Then there’s the plot. For all the fancy sci-fi set dressing about building a new planet, this story is actually constructed of some of the oldest been-there-done-that plot elements I’ve ever seen. A giant man made menace accidentally unleashed on the Earth. If new life was breathed into I’d be all for it, but I don’t see anything new here. Painting it red, white and blue is supposed to make it new and clever. Try again. And how the menace is defeated? Please. Could there be an older gimmick? And, again, without anything new added to the mix. But clearly this comic thinks its plot is amazingly cool. Smug &%$&.
The topper for me is actually a very small moment at the very end of the book. Without spoiling specific plot points (although stop reading if you fear anything close to a spoiler), towards the end of the book there is a quick bit of time travel. The reason behind it is okay, but it finds Reed in the past prior to the creation of the Fantastic Four at a time where, really, there weren’t tons of heroes running all over the place. Look back to the first issue of FANTASTIC FOUR. When one of the group uses their powers in public for the first time people lose their freaking minds. Yet in this scene set in a pre-heroes era, Reed is out in a very public place and for no useful reason uses his powers. Just stretches for no good reason. It’s a small thing, but it made me crazy. For a book supposedly all about great writing and giving us great versions of these characters, why would it depict the team’s brainiac doing something utterly stupid for no good reason? He’s even in a situation where being low key would be a very good idea. But, nah, stretch out, freak out some people so they might start screaming in horror. I guess I should just ignore that because of the book is just so generally brilliant. Only it’s not. It’s smug.
AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE #13
Writer: Christos Gage Artist: Steve Uy Publisher: Marvel Comics Reviewer: Ambush BugI need to get something off of my chest, folks, and take advantage of this forum the @$$holes have made for themselves here at AICN. Occasionally, I get worked up over some aspect of comic bookdom and by god, I'm going to take this opportunity to bring it to light. It is an important issue--one where a discussion in a public forum is long overdue.
I'm talking about Yellowjacket's dinky short-pants.
This major INITIATIVE player, one with a history in comics as long as my arm, has been traipsing around with his black undies over his yellow pants for way too long now. I understand it is a classic costume. I understand the respect for that. But tiny adjustments have been made to just about every popular character out there to update their costumes to make them more appealing to the eye. Characters like Thor and Captain America have been given slight costume updates with little or no complaint from the fans. Hell, Iron Man changes his armor every three months. Is it too much to ask the artists at THE INITIATIVE to draw the hero with some solid black pants?
They're stylish. They'd communicate power and tell anyone around that "Hey, I'm a hero, but I also mean business and dress accordingly." Yellowjacket has become somewhat of a one-note joke recently (a couple note joke is more like it). The character has been slammed for beating his wife. He's been put down for taking part in the creation of the Thor clone that killed Black Goliath. Hell, he may even be a Skrull. But I don't think that's the reason he's not more popular than he is.
I think it has to do with his tiny black pants.
Imagine, right now, your boss or your teacher walking into your office or classroom and barking orders to you in a black thong. How much respect are you going to have for that type of person? The answer: None.
I don't mean to harp on this subject, but just as I was getting into this comic, Yellowjacket struts in leaving nothing to the imagination when it comes to his bathing suit area. Marvel, heed my words, give Yellowjacket some decent pants!
Now, the rest of this issue? Top tits, my friends.
When I saw THE INITIATIVE in my pull this week, I was literally shocked. After last issue’s graduation of the cast members, I thought it was the final issue of the series. Plot threads were wrapped up pretty nicely and if it was a last issue, as far as last issues go, it was a damn satisfying one.
But it looks like this issue starts off with a whole new class of Initiative trainees. We open with a bus ride into Camp Hammond and are introduced to a handful of new recruits. Some of them are recognizable. Others I was vaguely familiar with. And some I didn't know at all. But it didn't matter. Writer Christos Gage introduces each class member smartly and incorporates just enough character to make me as interested in the characters. I wasn't a big fan of a lot of the last group of trainees. Hardball and Komodo? Ehh. Cloud 9 and MVP were cool. The Scarlet Spiders, awesome. But Dragon King? Trauma? Thor Girl?
I like this new crew. Some old Spidey characters (Annex & Prodigy) show up. I swear I've seen Gorilla Girl before, but I may be mistaken. It's nice to see Batwing from the old UNTOLD TALES OF SPIDER-MAN. And I think Boulder and Sunstreak are brand new. Gage does a good job of setting up a nice situation with the Taskmaster having a hit on his head and the new recruits being caught in the middle. It's a simple story, but a strong one nevertheless. It was a story that gives me confidence that, even though Dan Slott has stepped back to co-writing this book (giving him more time to write the increasingly good AMAZING SPIDER-MAN title), Gage is a worthy successor should he ever leave for good. The story focuses on Boulder, but gives everyone enough spot-on character moments to let readers know the book is in good hands.
Steve Uy's art took me some time to get used to, but I think it's going to grow on me. It's definitely along the same lines as work one would typically see in a RUNAWAYS comic. Manga-ish. Cartoonish. Simplistic and looking as if it were swiped from an animation cell rather than a drawing board. But given the youthful actions and characters in this book, it fits.
So it looks like we're in store for another fun-filled year with the Initiative. I'm glad last issue wasn't the last. Hopefully this new crew will be just as entertaining to read about as the last and I'm hoping this isn't the last we see of Boulder. He seems like a character worthy of more than just one story.
Now, if they can just do something about Yellowjacket's tightie-blackies, I'd be a happy camper. The solution is simple. Give Yellowjacket some long black pants, fer chrissakes! Talkbackers speak out loud and proud on this issue so the powers that be can give Yellowjacket back his dignity.
Every comic shop has them… battered long boxes jam-packed with dog-eared titles ranging from forgotten heroes of the 1970s to multiple copies of chromium-covered “collector’s item” comics from the Big Bust of the 1990s. But if you are patient, and dig deep enough, you just may find something special…
THE NEW UNIVERSE Part 2: JUSTICE
Published by: Marvel 32 Issues Total $$$ Spent: $11.00 Reviewed by: BottleImpHaving been intrigued by the Justice cameo in the pages of NIGHTMASK, this series culled from the depths of an extensive “three-for-a-dollar” bargain bin at a tiny shop called “The Cave” became my next foray into Marvel’s New Universe. JUSTICE is the story of Tensen, a “justice-warrior” from the alien dimension of the Glade of Spring, who is mysteriously transported to Earth by the White Event. Though Tensen’s memory is fractured and disjointed, he remembers enough about his purpose: he is able to see people’s auras and determine whether they are good or evil, and then pronounce “judgement”—either by slaying evildoers with the energy sword of his right hand, or protecting the innocent with shields projected from his left. As the first issues progress we learn that the enemies of the King of Spring, the Wizards of the Winterlands, have also found a way to cross over to our world. Their leader Darquill (aka “Dad”) and his son Damon Conquest attempt to kill Justice as he travels from New York to Los Angeles in search of answers to his lost life. Tensen is aided by Becky Chambers, a Federal agent whose pure aura has become “mingled” with Tensen’s own, thus giving them a deep psychic connection. Tragically, in a confrontation with Darquill in issue #5, Becky is stolen away from Justice and transported to the Winterlands, where her aura is reshaped into one of evil.
If all this stuff about “the King of Spring” and “Winter Wizards” sounds a little hokey to you, don’t worry—you’re not alone. Seeing as how the New Universe was meant to be a step closer to a more real-world comic book universe, JUSTICE seems fully entrenched in the standard alternate-world alien-monster kind of comic book storyline that was typical of the “mainstream” Marvel universe. Attempts were made to have Justice tackle the more everyday evils of drug dealing and gang violence, but these instances were merely fill-in issues as sidelines to the central plot (and frankly, they were usually the low point of the series both in terms of writing and artistic quality). And looking back on Justice’s character design some 20 years later one sees the personification of terrible ‘80s tastes: a baby-blue shirt, white pants, knee-high boots, trenchcoat, and a white power-mullet. He even sported Cyclops-esque sunglasses (taken from the remains of a “judged” drug addict) for the first issue.
As JUSTICE continued, the focus of the storyline became slightly more interesting. In his confrontation with Justice in issue #5, Darquill reveals that the Earth has a contaminating effect on people from their dimension, and that this “sickness” was being channeled back to the Winterlands in order to give them power to destroy the Glade of Spring. Darquill also implies that Tensen himself has become infected and can no longer “judge” purely. This notion of Tensen’s tainted aura became the focus of the series when Gerry Conway took over writing duties with issue #9. Aided by Keith Giffen’s dark artwork, JUSTICE became more internal and engaging—Tensen began to doubt his purpose in judging evil and the Winterlands went from being drawn as a background in the old Filmation “He-Man” cartoon to a grim, blasted landscape blending bizarre technology with medieval architecture. But then, just as the series was finally getting a good handle on its premise, everything changed.
I guess it’s possible that this was always how the series was meant to play out, but it seems much more likely that the editors at Marvel realized how out of place JUSTICE was within their stated parameters for the New Universe. The White Event that sparked the paranormal abilities featured in the other titles had little in common with the White Event that brought Justice to Earth. And so with issue #15 Peter David came on board as writer, and the series made a sharp turn. With the aid of Nightmask, it is revealed that the Glade of Spring, the Winterlands, and Tensen’s mission as a Justice-Warrior are all part of a waking dream of the real-life Darquill. Tensen is in reality John Tensen, a narcotics cop whose powers from the White Event manifested when he became sucked into Darquill’s dream-world and subsequently lost his memory. Darquill is killed, the dream-world vanishes (as does Justice’s silly outfit and rockin’ mullet), and the remainder of the series followed David’s new take on Justice as a man believing he has been given power by God to punish paranormals who misuse their powers as Darquill did. A new supporting cast was introduced, featuring other paranormals who worked for the National Security Council, an “anti-Justice” named Seraph, and John Tensen’s daughter Angela. The artwork was also brought to a higher level when Lee Weeks became the regular artist on the series (although Justice’s new costume, a dark purple muscle-shirt emblazoned with a white lightning bolt, was only slightly less goofy than his original outfit).
Flawed, yes—much like NIGHTMASK, especially in the early issues. The fill-in stories took away from the central plot (usually these issues were written by a completely different writer, which made the series feel even more fragmented) and the artwork on the whole was pretty uninspired. However, unlike NIGHTMASK, JUSTICE managed to be more interesting due to having an ongoing plotline rather than an episodic format. With the later addition of the creative team of David and Weeks, JUSTICE grew into a comic that focused more on the nature of good and evil, and became a more thought-provoking and engaging read. Unfortunately the series ended not with a bang but a whimper (“#32 in a Thirty-Two Issue Limited Series,” the cover blurb wryly proclaimed) as the New Universe slowly collapsed in on itself, leaving piles of comics destined for the bargain bins and a few good ideas left for later writers and artists to explore. An inevitable confrontation between Justice and Starbrand which had been building steam from issue #18 never materialized (more on that in the next New Universe installment of this column), and JUSTICE was brought to a subdued, only halfway-satisfying close.
The majority of this series is worth a look, but here are some of the key issues:
#1-5: Tensen’s arrival on Earth through to Becky Chambers’ kidnapping to the Winterlands. #7-8: the main storylines are pretty bad, but there are cut-away scenes showing Becky becoming indoctrinated to Darquill’s regime, which becomes important later on. #9-11, #13: Conway and Giffen’s more interesting interpretation of the character. #15-32: Peter David and Lee Weeks bring JUSTICE more in line with the rest of the New Universe titles. All of these issues make for a pretty good read.
Next time in the Bargain Bin we’ll be looking at STARBRAND, which can be considered the fountainhead of the New Universe.
RAL GRAD VOL 1
Story: Tsuneo Takano Art: Takeshi Obata Released by VIZ Media Reviewer: Scott GreenBLUE DRAGON: RAL GRAD's Japanese, serialized publication took place in WEEKLY SHONEN JUMP, the famous home of boy's adventure DRAGON BALL, BLEACH, NARUTO, ONE PIECE, and so on. For its North American release, Viz put the series under their slightly older audience, "Shonen Jump Advanced" banner, with a "Mature Content" parental advisory. There are three key qualities of RAL GRAD. The first is gorgeous illustration by Takeshi Obata, of HIKARU NO GO and DEATH NOTE. The second is a tie into the BLUE DRAGON XBOX 360 fantasy RPG (though Obata's work offers a stark contrast to the Akira Toriyama designed characters of the game). The third is why the manga is rated "for older teens", and boasts the parental advisory. Its story is structured around justifying q protagonist's horny, angry, teenage behavior. He's a persecuted savior, who gets to lash out against the world, act unsocialized and grab breasts. This character stands as humanity's protection against a shadow queen who chains up naked women to suck their souls, when she's not lounging around in lingerie munching on deserts. Packed with nipple-free, sexualized, but not sexual nudity, RAL GRAD might not be quite as philosophically pandering as some relationship comedy manga, but it is intent on giving the teenage male reader what they want.
Those familiar with the game might notice links between game and manga, but RAL GRAD is sufficiently distinct as a side story to the BLUE DRAGON game, that familiarity is not required. Its castles and knights medieval world is defined by a war that has united humanity against invaders from a dimension of shadows. Taxonomy is a significant, frequently reiterated aspect of this conflict. The shadows in their first form are "parasitics", which can manifest their own shape from the shadow of their host, provided that they have permission. The "predator" second form consumes the flesh and spirit of its host, allowing the shadow to assume its own physical form or that of its former host. The third, "transformative" form can assume the form of any creature it devours. Then, there are special individuals who maintain their free will after being lined to shadows...
After Ral's mother died giving birth to the boy, a titanic dragon manifested itself from the newborn's shadow and begun setting nearby mountains on fire. The powers-that-be reacted by locking the boy in a pitch black container to ensure that his shadow could not manifest itself again.
In the intervening 15 years, Ral's only contacts were his dragon/shadow Grad, and his tutor Mio. Given that the manga is as much about ogling as it is about action, Mio's significant characteristics are that she's a very shapely, very chesty, bespectacled young woman. With the shadow attacks on humanity reaching a critical momentum, Mio is given permission to set Ral free, where upon this wild haired boy, who had been locked away for his whole life, gives the knight who imprisoned him a brutal payback punch, rips off Mio's clothes and feels her up, then sets about dispatching a horde of attacking shadows.
The premise of spending 15 formative years in sensory deprivation, only hearing from a saintly woman and an other-dimensional dragon, whose interests might not be aligned with that of the human race, could yield some fascinating speculative sociology. But, here, imprisonment since birth is an explanation and a justification for why Ral has the opportunity to act and see himself how the target demographic of the manga might wish to act and see themselves. The burden of super powers as long been the stock and trade of super-hero comics and many threads of shonen manga, but, with young women either stripping down and throwing themselves at Ral or at least being good natured about his obsession with their bodies, RAL GRAD is vicarious wish fulfillment of a high order. That the carte blanche for Ral's actions is that he's protecting people, and that in particular he's driven by a possessive urge to protect woman, does not have the nicest historical parallels. If there are saving graces, they present themselves in that the fantasy world distances the manga from reality and that ultimately, the manga does not take itself too seriously. Where the familiar story of the average young man suddenly finding that he's special and getting all the girls might lead to some gross pandering in manga, RAL GRAD's ground-up justification does succeed in smoothing out a few of the irritating bits of the premise.
While Mio is great eye-candy, with a bit of a good girl version of G.I JOE's Baroness going on, the series could really benefit from an honestly assertive female foil to Ral. So far, in addition to Mio, Ral's travelling companions include Aia, a kittenish 13 year-old with a lolling tongued lizard for a shadow, and Kafka, a chivalric teen knight who plays the part of the frustrated rule-following straight man. The manga only runs four volumes in total, and it can sustain that length on action, without enhancing the character dynamics, but the steps to ensure that no one overshadows Ral serve as another reason why the manga is not swimming in depth.
RAL GRAD demonstrates Obata's hand for intricacies and eye for fitting complex images together. Each page is crowded. Backdrops are full, either with speedlines or detailed backgrounds, with far less void space than most manga. The foreground is similarly dense with characters decked out in bold costumes in the tradition of games like FINAL FANTASY. If you handed the book to someone who isn't a comic/manga reader, it might be too much, but for someone who is familiar with the medium, Obata's composition is such that the work is an easy, energetic read.
Fans of DEATH NOTE will not be disappointed to see the results of Obata translating his style to a fantasy setting. As his underworld scenes and iconography-heavy color illustrations of DEATH NOTE indicated, despite making a name in manga that had a least one foot planted in the concrete, real world, he does have an eye for imagined landscapes. Scenes such as a WIZARD OF OZ-like field of flowers, towers covered in giant rose vines, and the cave with the cocoon like orb that imprisoned Ral all benefit from Obata's tight, detailed approach.
If, through age or disposition, you aren't put off by a hero who introduces himself "'Ral, the Squeezer of Tit'-- I mean 'Ral, Savior of the World'!" then RAL GRAD falls into the range of interesting curiosities within the spectrum of fantasy stories. Obata's illustration and the concept for the shadows are enough to carry the world through its four volume run. Any longer, and its bypassing of the deeper potential of Ral's circumstances would have become too problematic.
Scott Green has been writing for AICN ANIME for close to seven years. If you like what you see here and love anime & manga, be sure to check out his latest AICN ANIME column here.
REYNARD CITY #1-3 PolycomicalI had a chance to look at the first three issues of this series and it looks to be the beginning of something big. The story leaps right out of the gate into a giant battle between anamorphic warrior people and a robot-animal army. The narrative then hops back a few hours to see how this battle came to be. This is a nice set of books by writers Will Turner and Sabastian Rigler and art by Ubod Ng Lumpia, Dan Butcher, and Jace Mareel. It’s kind of fun to see these animal characters walking upright and acting like humans. Some of them have superpowers. All of them have attitude. The story takes some decent twists and turns throughout the three issues. The main hero is a female named Vibes who announces her superpowers before using them. The banter between the bad guys is fun too. The art is pretty good, although somewhat stiff occasionally. But the guys doing the visuals try to give the panels a lot of angle and flair. All in all this is a nice example of some talented people who are just starting out in the comics biz. If you want to see some budding stars, you should check out REYNARD CITY. It looks to be something cool. – Ambush Bug
PECKERWOOD: 24 MINUTES OGN Ablaze MediaThis comical farce on the 24 TV series casts the TOZZER crew of wannabe actors and filmmakers as the center of the action. The book has a lot of fun with the clichés that the TV series is riddled with. Kiefer Sutherland is the butt of many jokes as the overly serious spy tries to squeeze in more action than what is chronologically possible within the 24 minute time frame. Writer Rob Dunlop has a lot of fun with time in this book with some clever beat panels, and artist Peter Lumby has a strong design sense, making his characters individually unique while recognizable in numerous disguises. I had a lot of fun reading this book and recommend it to followers of the TV series 24, as well as those who like a good laugh. – Ambush Bug
KILL THE REVISIONIST! OGN Ape EntertainmentThis book was surprisingly good. I’ll go out of my way and call it damn great. The art by Chris Steininger was loose and fluid, yet had a grittiness to it that made everything seem slightly more real. But the art never loses the feeling of fun. Writer Chad Lambert introduces us to a likable hero in the Revisionist. He’s an invulnerable vigilante keeping the streets safe at night and working at a dead end job by day. My only complaint about the book is that the Revisionist is a pretty suave and cool guy, which makes it hard to believe he was pining so much over the damsel in distress for over a year before asking her out. There’s a lot of time-hopping going on in this story. A few panels dedicated to the awkward life of the Revisionist’s alter ego would have made this little detail more believable. But I’m picking nits here. All in all, this was an especially fun read
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May 28, 2008, 8:11 a.m. CST
May 28, 2008, 8:34 a.m. CST
by rock-me Amodeo
Last seen in THUNDERBOLTS: DESPERATE MEASURES. Since Robbie fractured her jaw in 11 places and whatnot, looks like she made a full recovery. Before that? An old, old issue of Marvel Team-up, or maybe Marvel Two-in-One comes to mind, but I couldn't tell you exactly.<br><br>Great column, guys! I should be back on-planet next week...nice to enjoy the column again as just a fan, though.<br><br>And you're right, Bug. Even Robin was allowed to get rid of his shortpants.
May 28, 2008, 8:34 a.m. CST
Damn You Michael Bay
May 28, 2008, 8:36 a.m. CST
While I thought the original Jenkins Lee mini of the character was the shizz (and he subsequent Jenkins JRJR one was okay), I do feel that the joke has gone on way too long. The Sentry is really starting to feel like a friend's roommate that suffers from depression that you cannot get away from. You are forced to see him if you want to spend time with your other friends but he just drags everyone and everything down a little and distracts from your other friends and their issue with his needs. On the other hand, both Cap and Spidey are rocking the shit right now. Great fun books and I can forget OMD ever happened as long as Slott is writing Spidey. While in the minority, I like the Knaufs take on Iron Man. I feel it is a nice companion piece to Cap and shows the more bureaucratic side of the MU and shows Stark as the political/governmental force that he is in the universe.
May 28, 2008, 8:42 a.m. CST
It's one of the things that kept me from every being a real fan of his. One of the things.
May 28, 2008, 8:54 a.m. CST
And I've decided that I really dislike the art of John Romita Jr.
May 28, 2008, 8:56 a.m. CST
JR JR always looks rushed to me; very sketchy, compositions are always medium shots from the flattest, least-dramatic angle.
May 28, 2008, 9:20 a.m. CST
I really liked the concept, bought the Sentry mini, loved his entry into New Avengers...with the hope of seeing him get his shit under control. He's such a whiny crazy douchebag now, I'm sure marvel's planning for him to go bugshit crazy... and haven't we had enough of that with the whole Scarlet Witch thing? I would love to see him go through a process of slowly becoming more stable, more heroic, and stop letting friggin Stark just use him as a go-to bruiser. The Sentry as written is a far too powerful douche who should be assassinated for the good of the human race before he goes beserk.
May 28, 2008, 10:24 a.m. CST
In reference to the ASM review, I just have to take issue with a criticsm I've found several reviewers taking with the title that really irks me. Mainly that there's no patience shown with storytelling. From the above review: "Robbie Robertson’s less than enthusiastic with the direction the Bugle’s taking and is disappointed with Pete’s decision to start selling intrusive pics of celebrities. But we don’t see him get cold with Peter, or show anything less than his usual avuncular attitude. He doesn’t stand up to the new owner or walk out, which might’ve been a truly memorable plotline." Well, jeez - with all the shit that Robbie's put up with over the years, why would he suddenly break character and explode over this? It's completely in keeping with his character that he would chide Peter over his choices, express his disapproval, but yet trust that Peter will eventually see that he's on a bad path. And to walk out on Bennett now seems awfully premature. After all, it took Robbie decades to be pushed to similar action by JJJ! Robbie has always been a "affect change from within the system" kind of guy and working under Bennett will no doubt put that to the test. And for the reviewer to further criticize that: "Pete later tells Aunt May “you sound like Robbie” when she expresses disapproval of his new job, but we never saw what he might be referring to, which could have taken Pete and Robbie’s relationship in a new direction, given it another dimension." is to miss the point that Peter was referring to Robbie earlier critcism of his new advocation as a paparazzi. Even though this review was largely positive, I just hate to see an excellent arc criticized on slightly unfair grounds.
May 28, 2008, 10:27 a.m. CST
why was that published? it's not a "review" it could have been a cheap shot if someone would have cut out the "I like xxxx comic because" nonsense. Can't people REVIEW a book? PS: MCMLXXVI. Go away. that jokes as old and tired as you.
May 28, 2008, 11:04 a.m. CST
who is that?
May 28, 2008, 11:10 a.m. CST
As reviewers we’re always trying to strike a precarious balance between too much information or enough of the right information.<p> I’m one of the most egregious offenders in prattling on about context and “remember when”.<p> Some folks lie it and some don’t. Before I became an AICN writer, I would always come her because I knew the @$$holes had a reverence for the industry instead of just churning out reviews to get free books like other site.<p> Love it or hate it, always know our reviews come from the heart and the sincere hope that we can make the industry better as a whole.
May 28, 2008, 11:50 a.m. CST
Dont let them get you down. Youralways good for a chuckle to me.
May 28, 2008, 12:08 p.m. CST
Yet another month goes by with out coverage of KICK-ASS. Issue # 3 is out today, where is a review??
May 28, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST
Since I hated the first two I'll be skipping this.
May 28, 2008, 12:21 p.m. CST
May 28, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST
by rock-me Amodeo
IF we review KA #3, it will be done NEXT week (which is, uhn, the way we do things here, or haven't you been paying attention? You know they're a quiz at the end....)<br><br> And since most comic stores in the USA are not GETTING comics until Thursday, it won't even be reviewed anywhere else until at least tomorrow.<br><br> So switch to decaf already.
May 28, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST
by rock-me Amodeo
no text editor, no whining.
May 28, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST
Um...wouldn't the fact that he was not born in America, oh and that he's a Nazi, make a political career a bit of a bad choice for him?
May 28, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST
Narcissistic superhero hating jackass is probably closer to accurate. Only he would think a red white and blue evil planet was a clever analogy. God knows he likes them paper thin, overly obvious, and without an ounce of insight. He and Bendis should just quit Marvel and just write movie scripts because its clear that's what they want to be doing anyway. I'll said it before and I'll say it again. Civil War was the worst crossover event in the history of Marvel comics.
May 28, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST
...if anybody knew who he was. I mean, come on, let's not be ridiculous: it's not like there's giant "Vote For Schwarzenegger!" posters everywhere! What kind of crazy country would consider changing the "no foreign-born fascists for President" rule?
May 28, 2008, 1:53 p.m. CST
That's some fine apologizing you're doing there. Just because the guy has been fairly laid back over hte years doesn't mean that a DRAMATIC shift in his life and work wouldn't finally piss him off. He didn't advocate him going postal and shooting his co-workers, just that he get upset in the way the book describes. Robbie always been a principled good guy so watching his job go from something at least somewhat resembling news to a trashy tabloid would make the guy prickly. And especially since the book describes it without showing it. Saying otherwise is just justifying this horrible comic. If you like BND then it's pretty obvious the character of Spider man is lost on you, cause it's some of the worst he's ever been.
May 28, 2008, 4:05 p.m. CST
Man what insight. how could I be right with an argument like that standing right in front of me?
May 28, 2008, 4:10 p.m. CST
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May 28, 2008, 4:21 p.m. CST
I wonder if he had a tantrum when he found out the new books don't come out until tomorrow?
May 28, 2008, 4:37 p.m. CST
by rock-me Amodeo
did he show up wearing tiny black pants?<br><br>Because if he did, I know Jeff is going to have a few things to say about THAT.
May 28, 2008, 4:47 p.m. CST
It's a thorny one. Despite Jonah's hatred of Spider-Man I get the sense that the Daily Bugle is otherwise a fairly principled newspaper, as evidenced by the way good men like Ben Urich (and the occasional supervillain like the Big Man) and Robbie Robertson remain working there. And reading any classic Spidey comic it's easy to get a sense that Jonah and Robbie really *are* firm friends despite any of JJJ's character flaws. I still remember the scene in the "Death of Captain Stacy" storyline where Jameson throws out a racist cop and would-be politician for urging Robertson to "calm down, Sambo". And let's not forget it's hardly *only* the Bugle that has that idea of Spider-Man in New York City. Which gets me thinking that the Spider-Man bashing is an more of a quirk of the Bugle and something Robertson is willing to forgive in his old friend. And I wasn't asking for Robbie to "explode"--but seeing a change in his usual avuncular, fatherly attitude to Pete would have given the story a depth that it was lacking. There's a great bit in BORN AGAIN where Ben Urich fails to get an article in on deadline after he's threatened over the phone by the Kingpin. Robbie asks Urich to step inside his office for a moment. He *can* be more than a one-note character.
May 28, 2008, 4:54 p.m. CST
Sorry I had to respond with an equally cheesy B-movie line. Anyway you seem to ignore the ridiculous twisting of the characters in every aspect of Civil War. Yeah anything can happen, but only because Marvel can mold the characters to do anything they want without even the slightest bit of rational justification to back it up. Characters who for 50 years have been the epitome of goodness and justice suddenly start performing war crimes and are complicit in murders without any sort of organic reasoning at all. Hell they fucked up Spider Man so bad they had to immediately retcon it immediately (the reasoning for the retconning also being preposterous and unjustified). It also fails as political allegory. Instead of taking the situation that our world is in today and slyly inserting it into a comic book world, they just cut real world political figures out and paste superheroes in haphazardly and clumsily. Its like writing a book about the Bush administration and calling Bush Tony Stark instead of George Bush and claiming your putting a new spin on things. That's not allegory, that's just lazy storytelling. Especially when you have characters that already exist and act a certain way. They just shoved square pegs into round holes. Therefore instead of taking the situations the real world faces and offering insight by putting it in a different context, like Stan Lee did with Civil Rights and the X-Men, they just wholesale rip off the news. Not to mention the catalyst for the entire event is arbitrary and forced given that this is a world where Kang once made the entire district of Washington DC vanish.
May 28, 2008, 4:56 p.m. CST
What critical acclaim? people who know comics and these cahracters well are all pissed that Marvel is twisting them in such sloppy and obvious ways. It's just common knowledge among fans that Civil War is a joke that some writer is going to have to come along and make obsolete in a few years.
May 28, 2008, 5 p.m. CST
You're an intelligent human being, Brassai. Read the damn comic yourself if you want to know what happened in it and what to think about it. It only costs $2.99, I think.
May 28, 2008, 5:27 p.m. CST
All were fine and dandy at the start, I've just had enough now.<p> Enough earth shaking, let's find some story stability somewhere other than the indies.
May 28, 2008, 6:17 p.m. CST
sure it's an improvement. Keep up the good work.
May 28, 2008, 9:07 p.m. CST
I guess Mephisto also made Pete forget that he HATES paparazzi and would NEVER do that sort of job. He has major issues with them back when he was still married to MJ, and he has always been a principled person. Doing what he's doing in the current run is just NOT IN CHARACTER, which makes me hope that this Pete is a skrull. <p> I really hate the whole 60s/70s feel of the new ASM books-- I have a few boxes full of those old issues, and if I want to re-experience that kind of storytelling and that "luckless loser bachelor" period of Pete's life, I'll dig those out. I was rather fond of the Peter Parker who acted like a grown man instead of like a college freshman or high school student. I liked Pete having the respect of the other heroes AS PETER PARKER and not just as Spider-Man. I liked Harry better dead, too. <p> I simply despise what they've done to Spider-Man. They've dumbed it down when it didn't need it. <p> At the very least, they could bring the Black Cat in and have her hook up with Pete again-- I mean, the only reason she backed off in the end was because Pete was married (and even then she tried to steal him away!) and with him being single, I just can't understand why she'd not still be in love with Spider-Man. There was nothing in his past now to make her leave him. <p> SO MANY stories have been screwed up by this retcon, and "people just don't remember, but it did really happen" isn't good enough. It doesn't patch the holes.
May 28, 2008, 9:09 p.m. CST
I'm still not seeing any stories in Amazing Spider-Man that couldn't have been told with a married Peter Parker. Where's that flood of new, great ideas? All I see is a constant rehashing of old ideas from the 60s and 70s, and nothing to warrant Pete breaking character to make a deal with the devil of the Marvel Universe.
May 28, 2008, 9:37 p.m. CST
how abotu Captain America, Immortal Iron Fist(both post civil war), Dardedevil, ultimate spidey. Sorry industrykiller but you're a boring cunt who hates everything, i guess in real life no one can stand you.
May 28, 2008, 9:39 p.m. CST
it had allusions to real life things that actually worked and made sense, ie Cap telling Maria Hill that if they register the government will eb telling them who the bad guys are.
May 28, 2008, 10:23 p.m. CST
by Big Dumb Ape
Bug said, "Someone in the TBs stated that the original KREE-SKRULL WAR lasted about three to four issues in the main AVENGERS title. Today, that story is deemed epic. Inflating a story with supplements and spin-offs is the flavor of today, but I’m growing tired of it all. Put some beef into these AVENGERS titles. Make ‘em count."<p>Well, I was the one who made that comment and I still stand by it. And it's for the reason that Bug summed up perfectly. When Marvel and DC do these bullshit story arcs TODAY, there's no longer anything actually EPIC about them anymore. They're just stroke-off comics for the creators who THINK they’re telling a ground-breaking story...they THINK they've come up with something new...but the REAL truth is all of this shit is just regurgitated stuff that real creative visionaries like Lee & Kirby (as well as Ditko, Romita, Colan and Trimpe) or a Roy Thomas & John Buscema or Neal Adams touched upon back in the true heyday of Marvel. So what's the REAL difference between then and now?<p>Simple: Back then creators knew how to tell a story in a concise manner that made each issue FEEL like you were actually getting something. You didn't get to the end of a comic and say "THAT'S IT?" like you do so often today. And back then comic stories were just as long as they are now...the creators had to meet the same monthly deadlines as creators of today have to meet (hell, I’d argue that they met their deadlines BETTER)...and best of all the books only cost a fucking quarter!<p>The sense of giving fans a REAL story has just been lost more and more over the years -- and in part, I’d also blame that on the fact that today you have corporate operations that have lesser EDITORS working behind the scenes than they used to employ. In the aftermath of the Image explosion -- and the creative power struggle that subsequently emerged between "the talent" and the actual staffs at the companies (and who would get more of a say in things) -- these days the creators are the loonies completely running the asylum. The only problem is, that’s often to the detriment of the books themselves. So-called "hot creators" come onboard and doe whatever they want...no editor has the power to hold them in check...then then do whatever damage they want, all the while thinking "Hey, this is the shit I always wanted to see the FF doing. Fuck it if it's in character or not!"...and then they just leave. And what do they care at that point? It’s not THEIR character they’ve now screwed up.<p>Now it just seems like it’s all about Joe Quesada or Dan Didio as the head honchos telling their minions what to do. But back in the day you had strong Editors who had a strong love for the medium themselves, and in turn they actually INFLUENCED the books to a far greater degree. But these days everything is just a corporate mandate...yet another "stunt" to pump up the bottom line...and as IndustryKiller rightly pointed out, you get bullshit things like CIVIL WAR that don’t come out of the books in a natural way that you can actually BELIEVE in as a fan. Instead it’s just more pimping for instant sales and money, and the staff at the companies just nod their heads to keep their jobs.<p>On the other hand, a lot of this blame should be placed on Hollywood, and the fact that so many of today's creators aren't actually COMIC BOOK lovers -- they're wannabe filmmakers who think that in today's media marketplace that comics can be their stepping stone TO the movies. Which is why (back in my original post) I noted THAT’S why we get stuck with far too many books that I call storyboard comics. That's where the writer or artist thinks it is cool to show a character sitting for an entire fucking page, and all that happens is the artwork gets repeated over and over, where the only thing that moves is the person’s eyes. Because hey, you know that's soooo hip and fucking "cinematic", right? The best example of this – which really made me laugh for being so horrendous -- was when Bendis did ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #1 and it opens with Peter eating in a food court and some French fries fly back and forth in front of him. In the end, it took like 3 pages to show that Flash and some others were picking on Peter...<p>...When back in the day Lee & Ditko would have had just have ONE PANEL where you'd see Flash dumping a tray of food on Peter's head, all the while laughing his head off, as he strolls by with Gwen on his arm. BOOM -- just like that, the point gets made and you move on. You get it -- Flash is a jerk. Yet somehow today, for a reason I can’t fathom, I somehow needTHREE FUCKING PAGES of French Fries flying back and forth to make the exact same point. Somehow I need 3 fucking issues to retell me the origin of SPIDER-MAN, yet somehow Stan Lee & Steve Ditko managed to do it in 20 pages AND DO IT BETTER AND MORE EMOTIONALLY COMPELLING.<p>So yeah, I just wish Marvel -- and I’m looking at you too, DC with bullshit storylines like 52 or COUNTDOWN -- would go back to producing solid comics again. Enough already with the obvious money pimping stunts and crossovers, which don’t even end when you say they will. It's just a lead in to ANOTHER money pimping stunt. I can't even buy fucking graphic novel compilations anymore that are actually complete, THAT'S how bad it's gotten! So in the end, Imp said it best in his review for TANGENT: "I find it amusing that Dan DiDio was so hell-bent on bringing back the Silver Age DC Universe of the 1960’s and ‘70s, and yet so few DC comics nowadays embrace the joys of simple Silver Age STORYTELLING."
May 28, 2008, 11:46 p.m. CST
by Buzz Maverik
Your next blog: X-MEN. Truly a bad Marvel comic after about a dozen early issues that no one at Marvel cared about. Even Roy Thomas quit writing it himself. It went from Lee and Kirby to Roy to third and fourth stringers until Jim Steranko came aboard for the art for a few issues and did some truly strange, beautiful stuff even though the stories didn't work. Then Roy Thomas told Neal Adams that he could do whatever he wanted because they were going to cancel the book anyway and we got a thing of beauty...which they cancelled anyway, but which also made it possible for Dave Cockrum and Len Wein to revive the book and bring Claremont on. I forget what happened after that.
May 28, 2008, 11:50 p.m. CST
by Buzz Maverik
Once upon a time, there was an Irishman who didn't want to wait tables or pump gas for a living. He went to work for an American corporation and wrote stories that shaped the political views of the young, the uninformed, the lacking in a real world context...
May 29, 2008, 12:27 a.m. CST
I don't think Robbie has to go off on Bennett, Peter, or anyone else to be thought of as more than a one note character. He's always been a complex guy and the fact that he hasn't gotten in Bennett's face yet just shows that he isn't one to react off the cuff. And as we saw in the last issue, Robbie is pulling for JJJ to come back and put things right. In his mind, Robbie is trying to hold the fort together as best he can until then. It wouldn't serve JJJ, the Bugle, or himself to impeteuously storm off and leave the Bugle and the rest of the remaining staff completely in the lurch. We'll see what happens as Bennett's management style becomes more abrasive.
May 29, 2008, 6:05 a.m. CST
I couldn’t agree more about being desensitized to the “event” books being churned out by Marvel & DC. If you call everything an event, it stops being just that. I think “event overload” is exactly why people are lashing out about Countdown and now Secret Invasion. All right, well Countdown was shit, but Secret Invasion has been an all right book getting flamed simply because it steps right on the heels of Civil War.<p> Final Crisis will be very telling for fans and publishers alike.<p> The best thing I’ve seen come out of the “event” books is it forces all of the editors at Marvel and DC into one meeting room on a consistent basis.<p> I’ve used this example a lot, because it so damn fitting. During the Morrison run of X-Men there was one week when magneto tore the GW Bridge to all hell. That same week, over in the pages of Spidey, he’s swinging across the fucking bridge like nothing ever happened.<p> Am I being too critical in my request for cross-continuity? I don’t think so. There’s a reason we refer the worlds comics encompass as Universes. Each character could be directly, no I’m sorry, should be, influenced by the events in other books.<P>
May 29, 2008, 6:41 a.m. CST
First, back then comics had a lot of fucking dialogue and exposition. A shitload, just read Amazing Spidey 39 and see how long it takes you to read it, it's a labourious read. Second, you sound like the type of ass that thought No Country was better than There Will be Blood, we get it, you like narrative first, but comics is a visual medium and art is just as important, sorry but i'm not the type of person that can just accept a good story if the art looks like ass like a shitload of dc's comics.
May 29, 2008, 6:42 a.m. CST
Mark Millar is Scottish you fucking ignorant dumb cunt.
May 29, 2008, 7:42 a.m. CST
Maybe switch to de-caf?
May 29, 2008, 7:49 a.m. CST
What he meant was, Millar wrote Civil War as an allegory about the career of superhero-hating Irish comics writer Garth Ennis. Get it?<b>I'll be expecting my No Prize, Maverick.
May 29, 2008, 7:59 a.m. CST
by Ambush Bug
It's a sub-plot. It's supposed to be slow. They started out with the Daily Bugle being taken over by a guy who even Peter said acted similar to JJJ. Now, after a few issues of that, and in the most recent issue of ASM (well, last week's that is)we're starting to see the differences. The new guy working with the agent to promote the star's premiere. The focus on gossip rather than news. I think these are dilemmas a lot of newspapers are having because gossip sells and real news isn't really interesting anymore to the general public. Having Pete caught up in this cultural shift shows that the character (& his job) is being updated for modern times. I doubt Pete will be a paparazzi for long, but long enough to learn a lesson. And it seems what they are doing is building the new editor story up to show some of the good sides of JJJ, which, like Robbie, has been pretty one-note for a long time. The fact that they are actually incorporating subplots that develop slowly and giving supporting characters like JJJ a chance to shine is a lot better than Spider Totems and Goblin-Schtupped Gwen Clones any old day.
May 29, 2008, 11:40 a.m. CST
Making the big tough guy on a popular super hero team a steroid using homosexual.Why make him gay wouldn't the fact that his powers were basically useless without the drug be just as compelling a reason for him to use it? Oh well then how would they bring in the Russian Mob angle? Some characters are meant to be generic.Colossus IS one of those, this along with "Brand New Day" (<--are you fucking kidding me? ZAP! alternate reality!! WTF) has officially put me off comics for good, I will no longer make mine marvel. Stan Lee should quit worrying about which movie he's going to stumble through next and get his old ass back to work Jack Kirby is rolling in his grave, not because of a gay character but because of lazy shock value laden shit writing.
May 29, 2008, 12:05 p.m. CST
Inserting a homosexual character in a book today is analogous to having a person other than pure white in a team forty years ago.<p> It’s all about marketing. Once a particular demographic group passes the threshold on the bell curve from the far left (or right) and starts to center on the norm of standard deviation is when they start to permeate more places.<p> Twenty years ago, NorthStar was the only gay character and Marvel could get away with this because comic readers are traditionally on the fringe. How many gay characters in television did you see at that time? Not a lot, or they were portrayed as caricatures of what middle America thought gay people were supposed to be.<p> Shows like “queer eye” made more people tolerant turning the gay culture from frightening to fabulous.<p> I’m OK with it and don’t really consider it lazy storytelling. There are more gay people around today (or I should say more open about their sexuality), so it makes sense that comics would reflect this societal shift.<p> Now did they cater to stereotypes by making it Colossus, perhaps….that all depends upon your perception of men with good physiques being primarily gay. Not being a big follower of the body building circuit, I couldn’t say.<p> I truly liked how Coleite tied Colossus’ strength to the drug. It gives a new dimension to what has always been a back drop of a character. I’m also OK with the big guy getting the limelight in this context.
May 29, 2008, 12:42 p.m. CST
Firstly, I don't know that getme understands that this is ULTIMATE Colossus. Regular Colossus is in outer space having romantic moments with Kitty Pryde or something. Secondly, the Russian mob was part of his character right at the beginning. The gay thing was revealed shortly after that, and the super-steroids thing is recent. Thirdly, the character is more of a normal guy that happens to be gay than any sort of stereotype. It's not like he's lisping around the mansion rearranging the furniture or whatever.
May 29, 2008, 7:40 p.m. CST
you all should be watching the lost finale.
May 29, 2008, 10:56 p.m. CST
by Buzz Maverik
Name calling is a sign of weakness and a limited thought process. Only someone equally weak would be bothered by your kind of response. I only respond myself because I read post after post of yours like that, and I say, without rancor, they are boring.<p>Besides, I hear Millar is actually from South Bakersfield, CA and only faked the accent to get chicks. That failed, but someone offered him a job writing comic books.
May 29, 2008, 11:04 p.m. CST
by Buzz Maverik
Ein littul ting lige der Kohnschtitujun ob der Ubernidtet Schtates ob Einmerika zhudt nodt derpreib me ob mein clorioss deschtiny ... I mean der Einmerikan peoble ob loah taches und der lascht glimmuh ob Kamhelot.
May 29, 2008, 11:25 p.m. CST
by Buzz Maverik
...I keep telling you guys, it MaveriK, not MaveriCK. The two names are completely different and don't sound alike at all. See, after the family snuck through Ellis Island with the name Maverikeschevitz in tact, we soon realized that we'd have to shorten it if we intended to do more than caddy or serve drinks at the Country Club. My great grandfather, Bonzo Maverik was the first to make it through the front gate of @$$toria Acres. The incident was later the basis for the Rodney Dangerfield subplot in the classic slobs vs. snobs comedy CADDYSHACK. Later branches of the family, trying for membership, had to add the "C" to get past the review committee and their questions like, "Are you related to the guy who blasted Journey on the fairway?" "Journey? Don't make me laugh! The Clash was the last the band that mattered."
May 29, 2008, 11:28 p.m. CST
by Buzz Maverik
I'd bait some unsuspecting dupe into insulting me, have some fun with that, free associate a little pop culture nonsense about my life, eat a few finger sandwiches and call it a night.<p>I don't have time for this.
May 30, 2008, 8:29 a.m. CST
with a gay character but it's like they were sitting around and said well we need something to make this guy "interesting" and we need it fast and easy.
May 30, 2008, 8:31 a.m. CST
from Tango and Cash quick and easy is how you bake a cake not rewrite characters that have been around forever. "ultimate" universe or not.
May 30, 2008, 1:28 p.m. CST
...skip the finger sandwiches. They're girly anyways--eat a manly sammich, like a dagwood. Make Scooby and Shaggy proud.
May 30, 2008, 3:38 p.m. CST
by Buzz Maverik
A Manwich. It even has man in its' title. That's a canned sloppy joe to all you foriegners...who probably don't know what a sloppy joe is, either. Haven't had a Manwich since I was a kid. Come to think of it, I don't think anybody who ISN'T a kid can eat a Manwich. They probably considered calling it Kidwich, but their egos and wishful thinking got the better of 'em.<p>That's why I stick to jam on a single slice, folded over.
May 30, 2008, 3:41 p.m. CST
by Buzz Maverik
Stupid lack of edit feature. I before E except when it's not. Do you think we could tell the foreigners that's how we spell their designation in America. Like how our UK friends and HP Lovecraft spell "color" c-o-l-o-u-r.
May 30, 2008, 8:23 p.m. CST
It's spelled "furners".
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