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ScriptGirl snuggles up and tells us about HIGHLANDER remake, FLASH GORDON remake, RUNAWAYS and more!

Hey folks, Harry here... It must be Saturday, because Scriptgirl is busting out with another report on the week's script sales and acquisitions. Not real sure if I need to ever see another HIGHLANDER film - but I'd love a great FLASH GORDON. There's a lot more mentioned - so here ya go...





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  • May 24, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Here we go.

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • May 24, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST

    What she's talking about..?

    by Aethyrr

    Nevermind. Nice cleavage

  • May 24, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Mmmm....cleavilicious

    by catlettuce4

    God I love boobs....what? she was speaking too?

  • May 24, 2008, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Must. Not. Stare. At. Breasts.

    by Grando

    Dammit. I am phail.

  • May 24, 2008, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Electric Boobaloo

    by Luke_Cage

    Yummy Word

  • May 24, 2008, 1:39 p.m. CST

    I don't care

    by Blade_Runner

    what scripts are being rehashed, as long as she's the one talking about them.

  • May 24, 2008, 1:39 p.m. CST

    I like Vaughn.

    by Brian

    He will make movies fun and geeky. No doubt. And those breasts are pretty big. That is all.

  • May 24, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    by the way

    Any news on when they're gonna release Spike Jonze's "Where the Wild Tits Are?"

  • May 24, 2008, 1:41 p.m. CST

    okay...

    by Blade_Runner

    how many quickly ran over to scriptgirl.net? *raises hand*. I particularly enjoyed the breasts for the 4-18 report.

  • May 24, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    ScriptGirl has nice breasts.

    by ingloriousjedi

  • May 24, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Script Girl

    by Wrath4771

    Has big....beautiful.....brains.

  • May 24, 2008, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Glad you guys enjoy my reports.

    by ScriptGirl00

    Remember to subscribe ;)

  • May 24, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Misoginyst Pigs

    by robzass

    I hate the responses that pop up whenever a woman is featured on this site. You guys are just really pathetic.

  • May 24, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Can I put in a request

    by ingloriousjedi

    for a white top next time, with perhaps a pink bra underneath?

  • May 24, 2008, 1:53 p.m. CST

    robzass

    by lsleelee

    we know.

  • May 24, 2008, 1:53 p.m. CST

    Good God.

    by Scrunchie-Scroochie

    Those are some fucking impressive tits. Jesus.

  • May 24, 2008, 1:57 p.m. CST

    robzass....yes we are

    by bacci40

    booooooobies....but you know scriptgirl loves it...look how many hits she is getting...gotta use ones assets to get noticed in hollywood...bet she gets a bit part in entourage

  • May 24, 2008, 1:57 p.m. CST

    In fact

    by Scrunchie-Scroochie

    Those deserve more than one comment. Just to re-iterate: that's a seriously fuckin' world-class set of mammaries on display there. Holy Shit.

  • May 24, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Hey she's wearing glasses!

    by Iron-kong

    It took me the third time watching it to notice!

  • May 24, 2008, 2:09 p.m. CST

    Maybe I'll catch what she's saying on the fourth viewing.

    by Iron-kong

    Nope. Still don't know what she's talking about. It's better than hypno-toad.

  • May 24, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Liked the bit about Freddie Mercury...

    by Jobacca

    What? You think I'm gay just because I'm the only guy on here yet to make a boob comment? Grow Up! (she does have some impressive assets though...)

  • May 24, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    ScriptGirl00 is a FRAUD !!!!!

    by JackNanceRevenge

    No matter how "real" this tricky rabbit tries to seem. I've corresponded with the real ScriptGirl via myspace. P.S. We're eloping in Vegas.

  • May 24, 2008, 2:20 p.m. CST

    That Hobbit conference with PJ and Deltoro

    by ingloriousjedi

    starts in an hour. http://www.wetanz.com/party/

  • May 24, 2008, 2:30 p.m. CST

    "She's wearing glasses"

    by MrJJonz

    Personally, I didn't know she even had a face

  • May 24, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Most hilarious talkbacks every week

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Poor scriptgirl is a real troll-magnet. Sadly entertaining.

  • May 24, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    I could recommend

    by MrJJonz

    that next time, you do this on a trampoline

  • May 24, 2008, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Not sure I've ever made it

    by MrJJonz

    through an entire report. Perhaps my doctor may have something for this

  • May 24, 2008, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Whoa!

    by fuck.wit

    fapfapfapfapfap What?

  • May 24, 2008, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Cumming to you Live from the Spearmint Rhino

    by Phil Connors

    What's the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his own.

  • May 24, 2008, 2:58 p.m. CST

    I love you ScriptGirl . . .

    by CeltMonkey

    And I hope you will say amusingly irreverent things about my script in the near future. Seven figures baby! Heck, I'll take twenty bucks for it. Okay, five.

  • May 24, 2008, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Is she talking about something?

    by digitalk

    boobs...boobs...boobs...boobs...boobs...

  • May 24, 2008, 3 p.m. CST

    Oh. . . and, um, nice boobs

    by CeltMonkey

  • May 24, 2008, 3:04 p.m. CST

    The first few posts on this page

    by Ray Gamma

    The first few posts on this page speak volumes about the kind of stay-at-home 30-year-old-virgin man-boys who mostly make up the readership on AICN. </P> <P>ERGO, all you filmmakers who are getting slated on here regularly, don't take it to heart, just remember these sad wankers are just typing out their own frustrations with their non-lives.

  • May 24, 2008, 3:05 p.m. CST

    more like STRIPGirl

    by Mr.Meanie

    am i rite?

  • May 24, 2008, 3:05 p.m. CST

    Reekeee Bobee!e I saw yoor Hiyleendeer...

    by pokadoo

    ...eet wuz sheet!!

  • May 24, 2008, 3:14 p.m. CST

    i liked the part

    by Cedar_Room

    where I stared at her boobs because her boobs were big and they made my dinkle all tingly.

  • May 24, 2008, 3:15 p.m. CST

    None of you monkeys were breast-fed!

    by Billy The Fish

    ScriptGirl is my new pal!<p>Go, baby!

  • May 24, 2008, 3:19 p.m. CST

    I sold my script "When Harry Met ScriptGirl"

    by Flim Springfield

    It's a really dull horror movie, but the trailer has lots of cleavage.

  • May 24, 2008, 3:22 p.m. CST

    ScriptGirl...

    by Billy The Fish

    You were right. It'll have to be the burkha next time...

  • May 24, 2008, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Oh look. A Red Bull commercial.

    by palimpsest

    Bullshit.

  • May 24, 2008, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Yobo

    by HEADGEEK

    Actually I was 24, had had 8 girlfriends with whom I had consummated our relationship... I had recently become paralyzed below the waist - but my cock still worked (btw) - and there was no making up of news, just the reporting of it. As the site took off rather quickly.

  • May 24, 2008, 3:31 p.m. CST

    re: "sexist" comments

    by necgray

    Okay, yes, it is ridiculous to see so many "huh huh huh... boobs" posts hereabouts, BUT!!! In the defense of those guys, she's clearly encouraging it. So those of you looking to score feminist points or those of you who genuinely ARE feminists: relax. ScriptGirl is a grown woman, she can stand up for herself if need be. Isn't that what you're all about? Except for the occasional really douchebag comment, these are mostly harmless. Personally, I'm more thrown off by her need to deliver this news like a newscaster than her admittedly eye-catching cleavage. But if that's the style she wants to go with, I guess I'll just have to get used to it. Not that he's a paragon of virtue, but Howard Stern once said that one of the reasons he thinks he gained so much popularity was his decision to just be himself and not deliver a "radio announcer" performance. I'd like to see ScriptGirl be less Colbert and more Stewart...

  • May 24, 2008, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Yobo

    by HEADGEEK

    Actually - at that time there was only really Coming Attractions and me. Variety and Hollywood Reporter updated only weekly - Yahoo news wasn't really reporting Entertainment news. Patrick and I were the first two kids on the block - and there were no sites to grab from - it was about tracking stories down, getting ahold of scripts and early screening reviews... then the spy reports came in.

  • Stop painting pictures with words. Won't somebody please think of the chidren

  • May 24, 2008, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Proof reading is for chumps

    by MrJJonz

    <em>

  • May 24, 2008, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Just Great

    by DangerMan

    So this sorry report is a staple now? Notice how most of her stories have already been reported in the trades and here over a week ago, which required her to enlarge her breasts to engage interest. Unless this turns into the naked script news, forget it. She doesn't even really work for a producer.

  • May 24, 2008, 3:45 p.m. CST

    YAWN...

    by BoggyCreekBeast

    I guess old news with big tits is better than new news with no tits.

  • May 24, 2008, 4:07 p.m. CST

    I was breast-fed, Billy the Fish...

    by IAmJack'sUserID

  • May 24, 2008, 4:08 p.m. CST

    By your mom last night

    by IAmJack'sUserID

  • May 24, 2008, 4:08 p.m. CST

    :)

    by IAmJack'sUserID

  • May 24, 2008, 4:17 p.m. CST

    I have a plan

    by exie

    We should set up a website where people from all over the world can donate money for the sole purpose of getting ScriptGirl to do her report topless for one week. We need to find out what her price is first. I'm guessing she pop the sweater off for 150K against 650 on the back end. I'm in for 2 bucks. Who's with me?

  • May 24, 2008, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Titwank

    by cosmic_dolphin

    How much for that ?

  • May 24, 2008, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Once again...

    by ZoeFan

    I've wrote them. HOW DO I SELL THEM????

  • May 24, 2008, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Agreed.

    by Boromir

    Freddie Mercury kicked 500 kinds of ass, I don't care who ya are.

  • May 24, 2008, 5:29 p.m. CST

    ScriptGirl knows what shes doing...

    by nastee_flembot

    and she knows what is happening in my nether regions. Yes and I am proud to be a virgin. REPRESENT!

  • May 24, 2008, 5:37 p.m. CST

    ScriptGirl is all kinds of MySpace angle hot

    by RobertBaron

  • May 24, 2008, 6 p.m. CST

    Yes, she's doing it on purpose.

    by Boromir

    No, she doesn't need protection from an advantage she's consciously exploiting.<br><br>Yes, most of the guys on here at any given time are mentally retarded jerkoffs.<br><br>No, they don't care if you make note of that fact, because loin stirrings trump higher brain fuction if you're a mentally retarded jerkoff.<br><br>Yes, it is fucking pitiful.<br><br>No, it probably won't ever change, because the simple fact is that most men never aspire to achieve enough in their lives to warrant focusing their attention anywhere other than on their penises.

  • May 24, 2008, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Were her boobs exposed to gamma radiation?

    by Snookeroo

    I mean, they're not green and all, but they are certainly Hulking out. Boobs smaaaaash!

  • May 24, 2008, 6:25 p.m. CST

    I like this segment

    by Turd Furgeson

    She should start recording one just for AICN.. Harry, make it so.

  • May 24, 2008, 6:28 p.m. CST

    There should have been ONLY ONE. And Boobs

    by Squashua

    Knockers.

  • May 24, 2008, 6:29 p.m. CST

    had 8 girlfriends with whom I had consummated our relationship..

    by Jack_Bauer

    Harry, you forgot to type "boo ya!" at the end of that sentence. I have to imagine you just said it to yourself as you typed it instead.

  • May 24, 2008, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Sweater bunnies....

    by andrew1911uk

    ...are all well and good, but posting links to 3rd party website seems to be lazy journalism at best - and certainly not worthy of a top level link.<p> I didn't know about the Unexpected Party chat until I read about it in a comment in this talkback.<p> Why the fuck wasn't this a story on the front page? I don't check the site daily, so I'm happy to be corrected if it was posted earlier but surely a reminder would have been worthwhile a few hours before?<p>

  • May 24, 2008, 7:25 p.m. CST

    christ, why do peeps come here to bash on harry

    by bacci40

    yes, aicn was one of the first...when we all were still chugging along with 56k modems and the thought of being able to watch previews online was just that...a thought...how do people think harry got that gig on siskel and ebert? so now there are a plethora of entertainment sites, and getting scoops is harder and harder to come by...but this remains one of the better communities on the web...oh, and its good to see you got your fighting spirit back so soon harry...

  • May 24, 2008, 7:42 p.m. CST

    I am Immortal...

    by Sawney Bean

    I have inside me blood of kings. They had better do the Highlander remake justice.

  • May 24, 2008, 8:02 p.m. CST

    I want to "thrust into the seamy side" of her anus

    by Uncle Stan

  • May 24, 2008, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Really, She should just take her shirt of she is useless

    by Proman1984

    otherwise. WHy not just show boobies and be done with it?

  • May 24, 2008, 8:28 p.m. CST

    In defence of Harry

    by andrew1911uk

    I have the deepest respect for the AICN community and the long history of film scoops that goes along with it. Whilst I'm (personally) not wild about the style of Harry's reports - I drew the line at CCPJ - I'm in awe of the dedication and outright love Harry has for cinema itself.<p>I think you'd be hard pushed to find anyone who has deeper love of the ART of cinema - sure, Harry tends to only review the films he cares about - or rather, the films he know will generate the most dicussion - and these tend to be the ones that generate the most controversy. And this is because they're often the films and genres that are closest to the AICN community's heart. - and like it or not, we ARE a community) - every town has the blowhards, the cunts, the pureist, the fanboys - and the general populatio

  • May 24, 2008, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Shit

    by andrew1911uk

    Meant to post this one.......sorry. I have the deepest respect for the AICN community and the long history of film scoops that goes along with it. <p> Whilst I'm (personally) not wild about the style of Harry's reports - I gave up at chocolate covered pussy juice - I'm in awe of the dedication and outright love Harry has for cinema itself. I'm even more grateful for the fact that AICN attracted the likes of Moriarty, Quint and Capone whom I find have a more objective and dispassionate view of film and reviews. <p> And I don't mean any disprespect to Harry when I say that. I think you'd be hard pushed to find anyone who has a deeper and more unashamed passion for the <b><i>art</i></b> of cinema - not the technicalities - or even necessarily the quality of any given film - but the simple joy for the sheer range of genres that cinema spans. <p> I don't think anyone on these boards could disagree that Harry genuinely LOVES film...look at his weekly DVD reviews and you'll find films from Huston and Kubrick praised in the same breath as 'Swamp She-devils from Space'....so I think that although Harry isn't perfect (and he's never claimed to be - in fact he's pretty much worn his heart on his sleeve throughout the lifespan of AICN) we should cut him a huge break simply because of the huge debt we owe him for being the creator of AICN <p> Personally, I don't care about how AICN started. I'm just glad it is. And like it or not, the AICN community (with all its faults) IS a community with a common goal - to see the highest quality films about the subjects we care about....whether that's Star Trek or Iron Man.<p> Sure there's the haters, the racists and the the single minded fanboys who post to insult and enrage but I like to think they're vastly outnumbered by basically decent people who just plain like films. <p>I think that sometimes it's worth remembering that when we read and post in the talkbacks.

  • May 24, 2008, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Fecking hell lads...

    by loafroaster

    WOW! A WOMAN! WITH KNOCKERS AND EVERYTHING! OOOOOH I FEEL CONFUSED AND SWEATY, MOOOOOOOOOM!

  • May 24, 2008, 10:26 p.m. CST

    Breaking News: Script Girl Is A Swinger!!!

    by Media Messiah

    According to her own statement on her MySpace account, she claims that she is a Swinger--which means she's into women, men and couples. That also must mean she's into unconventional sex? Oh, and she's 5'6 and slender.<BR><BR>In terms of the report this week, I wish it was much longer, and we could use reports like this 3 times a week!!! I enjoyed her report much more than the ne Indiana Jones movie!!!

  • May 24, 2008, 11:33 p.m. CST

    This Song's For You Script Girl!!!

    by Media Messiah

    I suspect Script Girl loves the conspiracy radio show Coast To Coast Live, hosted by Noory and Art Bell. I find that highly intelligent people love that show...and highly intelligent people are sexually kinky/freaky individuals. In addition, to this theorem of mine, the Swinging lifestyle of Script Girl is very interesting, and something I suspected all along just by looking at her: something about her eyes, her voice and her knowing mood?<BR><BR>Anyway, Script Girl, in honor of you being a self described, self admitted Swinger...this song's for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCEZBSPK76k

  • May 24, 2008, 11:37 p.m. CST

    PS

    by Media Messiah

    Make sure you take out the space that appears in the address between the v and the equal sign(=) It should look like this...v=, etc. Anyway...enjoy the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =JCEZBSPK76k

  • May 24, 2008, 11:48 p.m. CST

    i like the way she taunted me to lift up my kilt and polish my c

    by Groothewarrior

  • May 25, 2008, 12:08 a.m. CST

    I want to fuck the shit out of Scriptgirl

    by Brian_De_Man

  • May 25, 2008, 12:08 a.m. CST

    hey, i loved the chocalate covered pussy juice line

    by bacci40

    cuz harry was allowing us into his life...cuz you know that the night before that kinky broad he married was walking around with a bottle of bosco between her legs

  • May 25, 2008, 12:23 a.m. CST

    IAmJack'sUserID...

    by Billy The Fish

    My mom is in her seventies, fat as a barrel and a bit lonely now the old man has passed on, so thanks for putting a smile on her face there, fella!

  • May 25, 2008, 1:21 a.m. CST

    I must just be too damn old for this web 2.0 shit...

    by Alonzo Mosely

    I still wanna read shit not watch shitty attempts at TV, I came to the internet in the first place to get away from fucking TV...

  • May 25, 2008, 2:43 a.m. CST

    I Have A Serious Question For Script Girl

    by Media Messiah

    Script Girl, could you tell me how to go about selling a script without having to obtain an entertainment lawyer to shop said script to the various entertainment agents and agencies??? Is there a short-cut in this process, and who are the better agencies to approach in respect to handling said projects???<BR><BR>Lastly, are these people reachable...in any real world way...save for the normal red tape run around??? Just trying to obtain phone numbers and web addresses for these individuals and their respective businesses is a job within itself. Breaking into the CIA or Area 51 seems like an easier task. And in terms of sending in unsolicited material, well, that is near impossible given the current structure of Hollywood if you are an outsider. It seems as if you need to know somebody, who knows somebody, to get through. You don't have to be good or great in terms of writing...you just need the right connections???

  • May 25, 2008, 4:05 a.m. CST

    hahahaha awesome talkback

    by DocPazuzu

    Hardly a word about the story at hand, and tons of puerile boob quips. Honestly, though, who can blame you? That's an amazing set.

  • May 25, 2008, 4:06 a.m. CST

    talkbacker fuck.wit...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...wins the day!

  • May 25, 2008, 5:16 a.m. CST

    I didn't hear a word she said.

    by David Cloverfield

    However: boobies.

  • May 25, 2008, 5:47 a.m. CST

    Damn You Michael Bay

    by MCMLXXVI

    Damn You Michael Bay

  • May 25, 2008, 6:23 a.m. CST

    SHE'LL BE IN PORN SOON.

    by Darth Furious

    Or in some sexy, smart, six grade teacher looking fantasy scene in a Will Farrell flick. BOOBIES. I dont her acting capacity but it'll be for more than just her bra size. BOOBIES. She's cute, well spoken, and satirically gifted. BOOBIES. Once she's out from behind that desk we can see what else she has to offer, besides... BOOBIES. No really - screenwriters KNOW she's on the ball. I watch her on youtube all the time. Good job SG.

  • May 25, 2008, 7:04 a.m. CST

    Meh...

    by Rei-Ginsei

    Listening to a list of scripts which were purchased is like going to an auto show and looking at concept cars - some neat stuff, but you'll probably never see them on the road and if you do there will be major differences.<p> On a different but somewhat related note - have you ever noticed that for as much as women give men guff over obsessing about the size of their junk, they spend a lot of time and effort attempting to enhance and display the size of their bust? I think if they ever established a matriarchy, rank would be determined by cup size.

  • May 25, 2008, 7:13 a.m. CST

    Oh, and by the way...

    by Rei-Ginsei

    This talkback reminds me of that Simpsons episode "Future-Drama".<p> Bart: Mr. Smithers, I always thought you were, you know...<br> Smithers:(Laughs)No, I'm straight, as long as I take these injections every ten minutes. (Injects himself.) I love boobies!!

  • May 25, 2008, 7:27 a.m. CST

    Reading variety isn't news...

    by Sledge Hammer

    ...it's just laziest form of information regurgitation. And no matter how tight you wear your top, or how many desperate fanboys slobber over you, this is desperately tedius stuff.

  • May 25, 2008, 9:06 a.m. CST

    I have some Cumming Attractions for ScriptGirl

    by Little Beavis

    heh, cumming, get it? zing!!

  • May 25, 2008, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Works even better with the sound off.

    by alucardvsdracula

    Just stare into those juggs... just, just, just strare nasdfn and you will b gooo blindddddddddddd

  • May 25, 2008, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Seriously though, unless she gets em out this feature is over.

    by alucardvsdracula

    Those puppies had better be out, naked and oiled up next time else I just ain't watching.

  • May 25, 2008, 12:18 p.m. CST

    This must be like wading into a middle school for her.

    by ZeroCorpse

    This must be like being the first woman to set foot in a classroom full of 7th-grade boys in a year. <p> I can see why other women shy away from AICN. <p> Honestly, going on about her boobs, when you all KNOW Harry's boobs are bigger. <p> (No offense Harry. I know some day you'll get down to fighting weight and your boobs will be smaller than most of the pudge-pots slinging insults at you on here. I gotta take my shots while you're still a big enough target for me to hit. You're still cool in my book.)

  • May 25, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    But what does Sandee Westgate have to say?

    by Spandau Belly

    Her reviews for Tunaflix are so well thought-out.

  • May 25, 2008, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Elston Gunn

    by werewolfbynight

    I have been missing his absence from A.I.C.N but now I understand it. That sex change was awesome.

  • May 25, 2008, 4:12 p.m. CST

    chocolatereign re: "the point"

    by necgray

    Personally, I kind of like hearing the actual names of the writers attached to some of these projects. I also like that when ScriptGirl mentions the writer, she brings up a graphic of other scripts the writer has sold. It's interesting for those of us who are in or plan to be in the screenwriting trade shortly. Again, I just wish she would ramp down the "newscast" aspect. It's good that she's taking is seriously and is attempting to deliver the news in a professional manner, but it's coming off insincere. Again, though, that's a personal beef.

  • May 25, 2008, 5:48 p.m. CST

    My new Script Girl tattoo kicks all kinds of ass!

    by JackNanceRevenge

    Or rather it would if the Torah did not expressly forbid the desecration of my sweet doughy flesh. Leviticus 19:28...look it up, goyim bitches! Anyway as I mentioned in my post from...whenever the fuck it was (profoundly high at present on a combo of Indiana Jonesery, the schnappster, and world class mescaline) I have exchanged emails with script girl on myspace and trust me, some of you foul mouthed little trolls will shit yourselves WHILE rueing the day if ever you come face to face with her in one of these talkbacks. Dat bitch...and i use the word with a delicious sense of irony so it's okay...is fucking scary smart. and know what else? she went to a way better film school than you will ever get into, has a better literary agent than you will ever get, is FUNNIER than you (rare is the email that makes me laugh out loud and she is two for two on that count) and has broken bread with another of my tribe by the name of Steven Muthafuckin' Spielberg. Frankly, I don't know why she wastes her time with most of you 'tardos. Now if you will excuse me, I see from my window that my smoking hot neighbor is ready to go to the beach... and I would very much like to masturbate in her shoe closet whilst she's gone. Good day Gentlemen!

  • May 25, 2008, 5:51 p.m. CST

    This is what I want to do to Script Girl

    by pleasebanme

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=E1xjw9Kzb5o

  • May 25, 2008, 6:02 p.m. CST

    ScriptGirl is more than likely just a hired actor

    by Greenflame0

    Sorry to disappoint readers, but 'ScriptGirl' is more than likely just a hired actor, as the actual scriptgirl.net site is owned by a male in Los Angeles named Dino Vindeni.

  • May 25, 2008, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Hollywood is TOTALLY bereft of ideas.

    by Manatee

    And nice tits, Script Girl!

  • May 25, 2008, 7:15 p.m. CST

    chocoreign re: revelation of ambition

    by necgray

    I've actually mentioned in a few TB posts that I'm in grad school for screenwriting. Nobody's been a dick about it thus far. Hopefully it'll stay that way. Then again, I've only mentioned it in passing and never in a "I know more than you do" asshole kind of way.

  • May 26, 2008, 12:29 a.m. CST

    Greenflame0: I Suspect You Are Right!

    by Media Messiah

    On Saturday, I posted a legitimate question for Script Girl about scripts, asking how one can go about selling a spec script without running into industry red tape. As well, I inquired about how one may contact the appropriate parties therein, in respect to getting scripts read, and or setting meetings, etc.<BR><BR> Well, I got no response. I think that says it all.

  • May 26, 2008, 6:53 a.m. CST

    JackNanceRevenge, if Script Girl is so smart and so funny

    by Spandau Belly

    Why doesn't she put any of those qualities into these boring little newsreadings of old news? All I saw in terms of "wicked smart biting humour" was some lame poorly photoshopped photos and jokes about Freddie Mercury wanting to live forever. I'm pretty sure every talkbacker has busted out the joke about how Highlander's catchphrase "there can be only one" is silly in a movie that has spawned several sequels.

  • May 26, 2008, 6:59 a.m. CST

    What about ... a STAR WARS remake?

    by Perro_Maldito

    Indeed...after Highlander, Psycho, The Birds, Halloween, Ben-Hur... all these classics ... why not Star Wars? A new beginning?

  • May 26, 2008, 8:37 a.m. CST

    I'd cum all over those glasses...

    by Little Beavis

    right after I titty-fucked the shit out of those bazookas...

  • May 26, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Dino Vendini

    by Cory849

    is this guy. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0898883/

  • May 26, 2008, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Her work situation is hilarious -

    by Archive

    - I thought stuff like that only happened in Hollywoo... Oh.

  • May 26, 2008, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Spandau Belly...have I been blackout talkbacking again?

    by JackNanceRevenge

    lighten up dude. it's a weekly recap. some of the items are going to be older. and she doesn't make these things specifically for aicn. the rest of the world may not be as keyed in to the latest script news those gathered on these hallowed pages. as for every talkbacker having a Highlander joke? Uh, sorry. Missed that memo. And off the top of my head I can't quite remember yours. Sure it was a real pip. Why don't you just viddy your version and slap it online next to SG and we can all judge for ourselves which we like best? guessing you're not as easy on the eyes as her so I recommend showing as much ball cleavage as you can muster. I've hear that some 2-sided tape applied to the base of the scrotum both lifts AND seperates. Best of luck. Let me know how it comes off! Now fuck all, i'm back to bed.

  • May 26, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    I hereby coin the phrase "blackbacking"

    by JackNanceRevenge

  • May 26, 2008, 1:28 p.m. CST

    JackNanceRevenge, I'm not trying to be all "serious"

    by Spandau Belly

    I'm just saying, I watched a few of her reports and they really aren't entertaining. I wasn't trying to be all negative, I'm just saying that if she's hysterically funny then she should really put that to use in these videos or at least offer some commentary.<br><br>I'd rather read anything by Vern or Neil Cumpston over this chick, and I do think we've got a good roster of talkbackers who are funnier than anything I've seen in her videos. And I live in modern time where the internet exists so I can get an image of a pretty lady very easily, so in my opinion you need more than average looks and a lowcut shirt to hold my attention or win my respect. Maybe you guys all go to an all-boys school or something, or live in a country without waitresses.<br><br>And as for my Highlander joke you must've indeed missed it. It was brilliant. Tears to the eyes gut busting. But you had to be there. It's kinda dated now and is currently being remade.

  • May 26, 2008, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Headgeek/Harry - pay no attention to Yobo

    by Yeti

    I like your site just fine. If it's so passe whey does he keep comming here? Oh yeah to expose as many people to his winning personality. And by "winning" I mean Toxic. Hit it, Britney.

  • May 26, 2008, 6:39 p.m. CST

    captboulder

    by oisin5199

    Yeah, with that sweater, she was asking for it, right?

  • May 26, 2008, 7:04 p.m. CST

    UGH!! Stop the remakes!!

    by Scytherius

    WHY must these be remade? Some original ideas please.

  • May 26, 2008, 7:07 p.m. CST

    You chodes really need to get out and sarge some chicks

    by Han Cholo

    Google Real Social Dynamics or Mystery Method, get out there and bang some girls already. Damn.

  • May 27, 2008, 7:49 a.m. CST

    "A couple of tyro scribes"?

    by Drunken Rage

    Give me a fucking break. This is shit.

  • May 27, 2008, 8:41 a.m. CST

    I swear those have grown since last week....

    by just pillow talk

    Han Cholo - It matters not if one is out "banging" some chick now to not have an appreciation for the magnificence of those ta-ta's.

  • May 27, 2008, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Headgeek: Nice try.. but its not true

    by LargoJr

    You spent the better part of the first 2 years ripping off 'Drews Scriptorama'

  • May 28, 2008, 6:59 a.m. CST

    I'm a sucker for that marketing strategy Xi...

    by just pillow talk

    Now come to daddy girls....

  • May 28, 2008, 12:08 p.m. CST

    I didn't hear a word she said

    by Rupee88

    but nice cleavage. And we do get out and fuck chicks...that's why we are turned on by this. You fags are the only ones who don't care about titties every single day of your life.

  • May 28, 2008, 7:01 p.m. CST

    Is it too late for the gratuitous remakes on Chestgirl. . .

    by Violator90

    I mean Scriptgirl? Those chestticals look like they need a good remake. I'd like to be your executive producer and director for that project!