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Quint joins in on the gang bang for Chuck Palahniuk's SNUFF!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I don’t often look at books here on the site. I love reading, but there have been very few novels I’ve sought out early.



I didn’t exactly seek out Chuck Palahniuk’s new novel, SNUFF, but I got it early and got a chance to read it before its release last Tuesday.

I interviewed Chuck Palahniuk at Sundance in a big group with Clark Gregg, Sam Rockwell and Anjelica Huston for CHOKE, a flick I really dug. After the interview I ended up talking to him, excusing my ignorance to his work. I have a few of his books that I bought and put on the “to read” stack, but hadn’t gotten to them yet.

He asked for my address, said he wanted to send me some of his short work, so I scribbled it down on a piece of legal yellow notepad, thinking it’d get lost in the full Sundance shuffle.

A month later I got a package. Not an envelope, but a package. Wrapped in gold paper. In the box were chocolates, trick handcuffs, CDs with Palahniuk reading his short stories, a blow-up doll (autographed to me) and an advance reading copy of SNUFF, also signed.



Apparently, Palahniuk is known for sending packages to his fans. My little brother is a fan of his work and I gave Chuck his address as well and Chuck made him a necklace out of rocks and beads.

Anyway, I got the book right before an oversees trip, so I ended up reading it in one shot on the plane and I probably annoyed those sitting around me because there are more than a handful of moments where I busted out laughing.

SNUFF is told from many different points of views, all centered around the record breaking 600 man gang-bang that’ll make aging porn star Cassie Wright a legend.

Each person is given a number. All sorts of types show up. Some are volunteers from the fan community wanting to be in this record making video, some are genuinely in love with Cassie Wright, some are porn stars wanting a piece of the spotlight and some are just perverts.

The numbers are called at random and men are taken up in small groups.

Palahniuk jumps from perspective to perspective. We’re introduced to our eyes, but we know them by their numbers. Each chapter is called Mr. 137, Mr. 600, Mr. 72, etc based on who we’re seeing through. There’s also a young woman, Cassie’s assistant, who gives us a fresh point of view.

Mr. 72 is a young man who comes bearing flowers and seems deeply in love with Ms. Wright. Mr. 600 is a male porn star who co-starred with Cassie in many films. He’s a shady, shallow, vain guy. He’s none too bright, either.

Mr. 137 is one of my favorite characters of the book. He’s an ex-TV superstar who fell from grace after a big homosexual scandal. He’s desperate to prove his heterosexuality and daydreams about Cassie falling in love with him, accepting his proposal and starting a reality show about their marriage.

What’s great about the story is we stay firmly in the waiting room, drenched in fake tanning, sweat and desperation. We see groups go up to the set as the gang bang happens, but we never go inside until the very end. As the crowd thins our main POVs begin running into each other and this is where Palahniuk really has fun playing with different perceptions.

Of course the ending is so out of left field fuckin’ crazy bizarre that I had to re-read it three times to make sure I read what I read.

The book is a quick read, a fun read. It is my first experience with Palahniuk, so I can’t tell you how it holds up to his past work, but I can say that it was everything I expected from the man. It’s hilarious, but somehow sweet at the same time. It’s hard to explain the balance that Palahniuk strikes, but in my view he succeeds.

If you haven’t gotten to check it out, he has a series of Cassie Wright porno trailers that he’s created. The book is filled with fantastic porn film names as Cassie Wright’s many films play on TVs in the waiting room. They took three of them and made these promos for the book. Enjoy Wizard of Ass, Twilight Bone and Chitty Chitty Gang Bang!










-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com



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First? And Chuck is the man.
by DrAndonuts
May 23rd, 2008
11:43:54 PM
Save your money...
by vettebro
May 23rd, 2008
11:53:22 PM
SNUFF
by The Real MiraJeff
May 24th, 2008
12:00:53 AM
Sounds good!!! Just wish Cassie was a
by Seph_J
May 24th, 2008
12:01:05 AM
Quint...
by vettebro
May 24th, 2008
12:02:07 AM
I'm only halfway through...
by hamslime
May 24th, 2008
12:07:12 AM
Amazing G...
by vettebro
May 24th, 2008
12:07:14 AM
Just wish Cassie was Japanese!!!
by Seph_J
May 24th, 2008
12:08:20 AM
looks better than hulk and indy 4
by THENIPPLESOFGOD
May 24th, 2008
12:33:09 AM
looks better than hulk and indy 4
by THENIPPLESOFGOD
May 24th, 2008
12:33:28 AM
the best thing about those fake porno trailers..
by soup74
May 24th, 2008
12:34:59 AM
"Guts"...
by clone-o-mat
May 24th, 2008
12:47:41 AM
Poor Pahlaniuk...
by TroutMaskReplicant
May 24th, 2008
01:11:05 AM
Ugh...wrong spelling...
by TroutMaskReplicant
May 24th, 2008
01:15:39 AM
It's Paula-Nick not Pal-A-Nick...
by TroutMaskReplicant
May 24th, 2008
01:20:41 AM
Zip... THUD!
by ZeroCorpse
May 24th, 2008
01:25:54 AM
Synecdoche
by offensivename
May 24th, 2008
01:49:17 AM
fake porn movie names
by Napoleon Park
May 24th, 2008
03:34:49 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
May 24th, 2008
03:39:05 AM
Chuck
by chewyou812
May 24th, 2008
05:35:04 AM
Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang
by godoffireinhell
May 24th, 2008
05:58:51 AM
Real Porn Titles
by hamslime
May 24th, 2008
07:54:00 AM
missed the boat on Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
by TheSeeker7
May 24th, 2008
08:03:03 AM
Yeah, Guts rules
by enoodle123
May 24th, 2008
08:11:00 AM
Read it...Mixed Feelings...
by DanielKurland
May 24th, 2008
08:25:03 AM
Chuck is a fucking hack
by Laserhead
May 24th, 2008
09:42:13 AM
Obligatory Talkback Non-Sequitur
by Sgt.Steiner
May 24th, 2008
09:42:16 AM
Brilliant trailers!
by kafka07
May 24th, 2008
09:47:15 AM
Good Luck Chuck
by El Cimarron
May 24th, 2008
09:50:58 AM
Palahniuk has been hit and miss, for me, since IM
by beastie
May 24th, 2008
09:51:16 AM
he's kind of a beating
by birdy birdman
May 24th, 2008
10:22:05 AM
packages
by Kratos Durden
May 24th, 2008
11:22:49 AM
Packages corrected
by Kratos Durden
May 24th, 2008
11:26:54 AM
Another real porn title
by Dominic-Vobiscum
May 24th, 2008
12:38:53 PM
I'm seeing him when he come to Seattle!
by Errockk
May 24th, 2008
01:19:50 PM
Sgt.
by Quint
May 24th, 2008
02:09:14 PM
Thanks, Quint.
by Lenny Nero
May 24th, 2008
04:05:18 PM
for the record
by The Real MiraJeff
May 24th, 2008
04:41:11 PM
Speaking of Uwe Boll.
by rbatty024
May 24th, 2008
06:47:26 PM
Packages.. sounds like a classy guy
by Proman1984
May 24th, 2008
08:32:37 PM
Cult fan
by Jack_Diablo
May 24th, 2008
11:27:07 PM
SNUFF???
by solobear
May 24th, 2008
11:45:45 PM
Honestly folks...
by Blue_Demon
May 25th, 2008
12:04:15 AM
Uwe Boll was sent from heaven to deal with trolls.
by Boromir
May 25th, 2008
03:02:51 AM
SNUS!
by Boromir
May 25th, 2008
03:04:06 AM
Angelina Jolie as Cassie Wright
by Stuntcock Mike
May 25th, 2008
07:03:35 AM
I finished RANT the day this one came out...
by Roguewriter
May 25th, 2008
08:01:02 AM
Pronunciation
by MediaNerd
May 25th, 2008
10:41:30 AM
I finished Rant a few days ago.
by PervOmatic
May 25th, 2008
12:57:09 PM
Irvine Welsh beat Chuck to it...
by wowsah156
May 25th, 2008
05:23:07 PM
I've tried to read Porno but couldn't get into it
by PervOmatic
May 25th, 2008
08:25:43 PM
That is hilarious
by SmokeFilledTavern
May 25th, 2008
10:21:54 PM
Wouldn't that be Clitty Clitty Gang Bang?
by football
May 26th, 2008
09:46:55 AM
Blue_Demon
by TheNorthlander
May 26th, 2008
03:32:54 PM
It's a good story though
by TheNorthlander
May 26th, 2008
03:34:25 PM
...like colonic
by jaru
May 26th, 2008
04:01:54 PM
Picked it up on day one...
by Laza-rus
May 26th, 2008
10:29:36 PM
THE OSTRICH LAYS AN EGG THAT WEIGHS OVER 3 POUNDS
by birdy birdman
May 27th, 2008
03:07:28 AM
NECROSIS OF THE STOMACH LINING TAKES CLOSE TO THREE FULL DAYS
by birdy birdman
May 27th, 2008
03:07:54 AM
3/4 OF MY BOOKS ARE COPIED AND PASTED FROM WIKIPEDIA
by birdy birdman
May 27th, 2008
03:08:10 AM
Laserhead
by Wee Willie
May 27th, 2008
09:14:45 AM
not that anyone is still on the TB...
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 27th, 2008
01:55:49 PM

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