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A Poster For SPACE CHIMPS Is Now Online!! The Movie Has Music By Blue Man Group??
Merrick here...
A while back, we linked out to an unfortunate trailer for a new movie called SPACE CHIMPS. You can find that article HERE.
Cinematical now has the exclusive poster debut for the film.
Poke a Chimp's eye to see the whole thing!
SPACE CHIMPS, by the way, is not the renaming of Abrams' new STAR TREK film, as some had theorized.
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Maybe 'cause there's a chimp in it too? And the primates who brought us Shrek may please climb back on their trees and stop bothering us with another shitty animation movie. Ass.
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Not only do you get to hear Patrick Warburton play yet another oafish animated character, you'll also be lightly serenaded by the pounding of sticks in a paint-puddled drum, the faint hum of a blacklight, and the deafening applause of excited tourists. What a beautiful, beautiful film this will be.
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Damn You Michael Bay
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sweet, sweet monkey brains.
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May 23, 2008 8:32:56 AM CDT
Without checking, I'm gonna bet Steve Carrel's in this...
by yotzvonfrelnik
Just a gut instinct. Steve Carrell. As a cartoon monkey. Why not?
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nah...no Steve Carrel...it's got Jeff Daniels...
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He's EVERYWHERE!
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May 23, 2008 8:54:02 AM CDT
WALL*E will piss lighter-fluid all over Space Chimps
by the gospel according to bastardface
Bring it on, bitch!
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Where no one can hear a chimp scream. Or throw feces.
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Heston just missed being able to make a cameo.
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voiced by Rick Astley. "Your hearts been aching,
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Kind of a bad sign when they're stealing their poster tagline from the Epic/Date Movie guys...
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"I guess he didn't hail to the chimp." H. Simpson
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Love me some Space Chimps!
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...if it were R-Rated. sex and poop gags would REALLY go farther this way than in a PG/G flick.
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Since DC and Marvel are pimping out every single minutiae of super heroes, why not Detective Chimp?
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dressed like people. Nothing funnier and I mean nothing funnier than chimps dressed up like people with dubbed voices. Pondscum we need to do a rewrite here. Masterbating Astro-Chimps and the temple of poo
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Patrick Warburton is doing voice acting now????? Since when did this happen?
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Well Barry Sonnenfeld isn't a stretch he'll put his name on anything. But why did Blue Man decide to make there first venture into scoring a movie this????? Seriously?
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For ages when I first heard about space Chimps I thought it was a wind-up and that a movie so crappy sounding couldn't possibly be in production.
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If we demand it; they'll make it!! We won't go see it, but we will laugh at the sad sack director who gets saddled with children, chimps and weightlessness.
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of course it's gonna be dumb. But guess what. It's gonna make millions! All they have to do is advertise on kids shows and it's a done deal.
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When I was 8 years old, my parents were killed by space chimps.
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I feel your pain
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.......jesus fucking christ....
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when I read it the first time on iwatchstuff.com. Dude, at least try to use your own wording when you're gonna steal someone's joke.
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...seriously.
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As inspiring as the taglines for Date movie, Epic Movie, Superhero Movie........
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I've got to read these before I post.
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May 23, 2008 6:33:53 PM CDT
I hate every ape I see... from chimpan-A to chimpanzeeI hate eve
by bswise
Wow. Blue Man Group. How fresh and cutting edge. I really hope Dukakis wins.
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Can you say rip off of a pretty funny show
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As a result of a Syrian Bioweapon spill nearly all of humanity is wiped out. All of humanity save those scientists, military personal and a group of teenage schoolkids who were touring Cheyene on a fieldtrip when Bio weapons were released who made it to the underground bunkers beneath Cheyene mountain. The scientists and a plucky biology prodegy in the way of 17 yr old Kristen (played by pop artist Rhiana) figure out the reason why all the animal kingdom was spared the effects of the bio toxins and realize that in addition to being spared the near extintion that befell humanity the bio weapons had the inexplicable side effect of rewritting the genetic makeup of animals, greatly enhancing their cognitive skills. They observe primate test subjects with the subterranian mountain labs exposed to the toxin and find that within days their reasoning skills have been greatly amplified to the point of being able to speak and learn english. Within the week the chimps led by the alpha male Jaro are communicating at an elementary school level and improving with each passing day. The Chimps quickly gain a fasination with the teenagers IPods and begin to actually take on various hip hop personalities.(this would explain their voices being dubbed by Nick Cannon, 50 cent, Charlie Murphy, and the silly slacker chimp voiced by Johnah Hill) Besides the chimps new found mixing talents they are also seen speedreading Steven Hawking books and mastering the concepts of space and time. One Chimp, nicknamed Master B (for Banana) says "That Hawking shit was dope!" The genius chimps, along with Kristin, the government scientists and the comic relief students (uptight BEBE wearing snotty waspy valley girl,dumb jock and stoner dude who become bickering friends)reason that only a of large supply tri colbalt element found on the moon, when released into the water supply can destroy the waterbound toxins and alow earth's remaining population to retrun to the surface and repopulate the species. Master B suggests they make use of the Cheyene mountains decomissioned Atlas nuclear missles and cobble together a spacecraft capable of going to the moon, retrieving a large supply of the tri cobalt element and returning with it to drop into the pacific ocean wear the tides will disperse it. >>>>>
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May 23, 2008 10:30:56 PM CDT
Blue Man Group already worked on the Robots soundtrack
by osmosis jones
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You're totally correct, in my haste to comment on this stupid film I didn't credit the I Watch Stuff site. Hilarious site!
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Saw it in NY in 98. Amazing it has run for 20 years now.
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releases them into the subburbs?
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Gleeks tail was more powerful than all the Superfriends put together!
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See telling you Bro we ought to be in hollywood
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sorry i'll be getting hyper about the dark knight that weekend.wake me when they make a lancelot link secret chimp the movie!
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Caution: Poo may be thrown during the screening of this film.
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then one ,yeti ,lol.
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