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ScoreKeeper Wants To Tell You About The SUDDEN IMPACT Score CD Contest!!
Greetings! ScoreKeeper here hosting a contest I’m sure will make your day!
In honor of the new premiere release of the entire original score for SUDDEN IMPACT, I have three copies of the CD autographed by the man himself, Mr. Lalo Schifrin. I’ll be giving away these three copies however, like the respect of Harry Callahan, you’ll have to earn it.
What do you have to do?
Imagine you are “Dirty” Harry Callahan in pursuit of some thug on the streets of San Francisco. You corner him in a dingy alleyway as he whips out a large serrated hunting knife. You casually unholster your .44 Automag, point it right at his head, and say…”
Come up with your best Dirty Harry one liner or short monologue. It needs to be creative, crafty and sound completely in character. Post your entry in the Talkbacks below. I’ll only accept one entry per person. If you have duplicate entries, I’ll take the one posted first. If you have an absolute aversion to Talkbacks, go ahead and email it to me, but I prefer them in the Talkbacks so we can all read and enjoy the entries.
The contest starts now and will end at midnight (PST) on Wednesday, May 28th, 2008.
I’ll chose the three best entries and those three will each get one of the Lalo Schifrin autographed CDs of SUDDEN IMPACT.
Be sure to check the email attached to your AICN talkback account as that is how I’ll be notifying the winners and requesting shipping addresses.
I know what you’re thinking…you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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"Didn't your mother teach you not to run with sharp knives..." BLAM
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MCMLXXVI says 'Damn You Michael Bay'.There, I've done it for you this time, you tedious little shit, now fuck off.
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"You call that a knife?"
BLAM!
"This is a knife" -
"Gee... it's been a long day..... and that knife you have there is about as good as a steak knife in a sawmill.... i'm only gonna say this ...
Thug goes for the thrust....BLAMMMM
...Once" -
"Let's play a little game of hide and seek, shall we? You hide and my 44 magnum seeks..."
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I've played this game with punk after punk. Everyone thinks they can win. You...you're young, quick, and confident. You think if you swing that knife fast enough, you'll get me right in the gut and you'll get away. well, there's two of us who think you're dead wrong. Me...(Harry cocks his gun)...and mister 44 magnum here. Okay punk. I'm ready. Let's play.
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So, punk with a pigsticker thinks he can stab bullets. Wanna see how good you really are?
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..IM..ooooh i need to sit down now and have a nice cup of tea.
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Kid, you hold that thing like you're about to carve up a thanksgiving turkey. I bet I could make a pretty good sauce out of your brains with this *click*. Now you want to say grace or shall I?
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(Smiles evilly) "Please..."
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Damn You Michael Bay
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"Haven't you seen Raiders of the Lost Ark?"
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"Lets put away these silly things, and work our differences in a calm, rational manner." -
May 22, 2008 8:20:21 AM CDT
"Maybe it's the glaucoma screwing up my sight, but I'd say you j
by stlfilmwire
It's early in the morning. There it is.
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"Maybe it's the glaucoma screwing up my sight, but I'd say you just made a terrible decision."
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Wrong movie.
How about "You think you're gonna live forever, but believe me, you ain't gonna. Not if I gotta say somethin about it, and I'm saying it now."
Too wordy, but I can't bother to edit. -
Suck devilcock in hell you faggotdwarf (Sut djavlepik i helvede din bossedvarg).
Danish insult found at Cracked.com roundup of strange insults around the world. -
May 22, 2008 8:44:01 AM CDT
"I dream about farting on you" (Sanjam da prdnem na tebe)
by evilwizardglick
Bosnian:
"I dream about farting on you" (Sanjam da prdnem na tebe) -
May 22, 2008 8:45:20 AM CDT
"Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fu
by evilwizardglick
"Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck" (Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba)
Bulgarian
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May 22, 2008 8:46:41 AM CDT
"Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors" (Cao ni zu zong shi
by evilwizardglick
Chinese (Mandarin)
"Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors" (Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai) -
May 22, 2008 8:47:18 AM CDT
"Your mother is a big turtle" (Nide muchin shr ega da wukwei)
by evilwizardglick
Mandarin
"Your mother is a big turtle" (Nide muchin shr ega da wukwei) -
May 22, 2008 8:48:43 AM CDT
Let the rats ejaculate on you."Krisnera zhazh tan vred"
by evilwizardglick
Let the rats ejaculate on you."Krisnera zhazh tan vred"
Armenian -
May 22, 2008 8:50:05 AM CDT
Is that a knife in your hand or are you just glad to see me?
by evilwizardglick
Is that a knife in your hand or are you just glad to see me?
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May 22, 2008 8:50:07 AM CDT
"Go ahead, let this contest run forever like the Vince Vaughn on
by jubba
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Uncapie
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Paint your wagons
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May 22, 2008 8:59:55 AM CDT
What! Can stop that itchin'?Ain't! Around the kitchen
by evilwizardglick
Paint your wagons
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Hehe
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"...Unlucky for your, I've been keeping in practice." Bang.
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"At Waco, was there really an urgency to get those people out of the compound at that particular time? Was the press going to make it look heroic for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms? At Ruby Ridge, there was one guy in a cabin at the top of the mountain. Was it necessary for federal agents to go up there and shoot a 14-year-old in the back and shoot a woman with a child in her arms? What kind of mentality does that?" -
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“Now, look at you. It’s mocha lattés and soy milk, ain’t it? Personally, that’s not the way I want to go. But pal, right now you don’t have much of a choice.”
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When he was asked: "How would you characterize yourself politically?" Eastwood answered, "Libertarian - Everyone leaves everyone else alone." - LibertarianRock.com
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May 22, 2008 9:06:16 AM CDT
Abuse of power isn't limited to bad guys in other nations. It ha
by evilwizardglick
"Abuse of power isn't limited to bad guys in other nations. It happens in our own country if we're not vigilant."
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“See, my memory’s not what it used to be. But seein’ how you’re on the ground lookin’ up at me, and I’m standing here, looking down at you and pointing a gun at your face, I figure I’m probably supposed to blow you away. Correct me if I’m wrong.”
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“Heck, this’ll probably be on Youtube before I get home.”
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"This ain't a cap. It's a bullet. And it ain't goin' in your ass. It's goin' through your skull. Now, do YOU know what I'M saying?"
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"...you'd probably find a picture of your grandfather. And, more than likely, I'm the guy who shot him."
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"If I was twenty years younger, I would take that knife out of your scrawny hand and slap you silly like your mama should have. But I ain't, and I’m tired, so fuck it." BLAM!
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"You think having a knife makes you sharp? Having a knife makes you dead. Who's sharp now, punk?"
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HARRY - "See this in my hand, ask anyone and they'll tell ya that that (his knife), ain't no match. Making me run like that, it puts me in a bad mood. And when I'm in a bad mood, my fingers get shaky. Especially this one." (Signals his trigger finger)
Harry looks at his knife.
HARRY - "What kinda knife is that?"
The thug is confused and scared. THUG - "I dunno man...what you on?"
HARRY - "Coffee, mainly. And a bit of adrenaline. But that seems to be running low today."
The thug is scared by Harry. He turns and runs.
Harry shoots him twice in the head. He falls to the ground. Harry walks to the dead thug and looks down.
HARRY - "Thanks for the fix."
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Well, well...Looks like you're a little under-dressed for this party.
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"Fancy a brew love?"
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Not if he's in San Fran. That is all.
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Harry: A knife just isn't going to cut it these days, sonny.
Punk: Grandpa?
Harry: Jimmy?
Punk: Grandpa, its me. You forgot your pills again. Mom sent me down to find you.
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"Poor choice bringing a hunting knife to a gun fight, boy. The only animal that's gonna die today is you."
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If you don't know what email you used to register your talkback account, then just email me your email address: scorekeeper@aintitcool.com.
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So you're thinking, "I could have cut through the restaurant instead of trying to duck down this shit hole alley." And now you're thinking about every mistake that lead you to this dump and if I'm the guy that's going to plant you in the ground. I can guarantee you one thing, the last thought that is going to go through your pee brain is (unholsters the .44) "that is one big fucking gun."
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AICN should do a short film competition, that would be cool as a new annual AICN event. Any chance of this happening?
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Harry nods at the knife.
"Whatcha gonna do with that, boy scout? Make a sandwich?" BLAM! -
BLAM.
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On any other day I'd put a bullet through your face. But today I've been thinking. I've been thinking I haven't been to a nice open casket funeral in a long *pulls the hammer back* long time. *shoots the guy in the throat*
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Guy waves serrated hunting knife in Harry's face, cackling like a maniacal Manson. Harry brings the .44 straight up to eye level. Harry: "If you're looking to use that for hunting purposes... (Harry cocks his gun)...I'd say you're game." (Harry blows the guy away).
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"Is that stainless steel? Nice."
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Never made it over to the West Coast yet, but my wife's aunt and uncle live over that way, so I'm hoping to see the sights and the sounds soon enough. Why the question? Am I in deep shit or something? Everyone seemed to be taking the competition so seriously that I thought I'd type the first thing that came into my head. Shame on me.
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" Put the knife down boy. If you're gonna go hunting ...... get yourself a badge "
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You shoulda read your horiscope this morning punk. It said that you'd be getting some good news and some bad news. The good news is you just won the dumb ass award for sticking that knife in the face. The bad news is your prize is a .44 caliber labotomy.
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I believe your dialog would have been better like this - "You shoulda read your horiscope this morning punk. It said that you'd be getting some good news and some news that aint so good. The good news is you just won the first prize for the prettiest knife in the hood, The not so good news is, it's one of those prizes that you don't really want, like a washing machine, or a coffee maker. It's better to get it at caffes. He holds up the .44 caliber - BLAM!
Harry looks at the bloody mess of skull and brains.
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That little sticker got you into a bad situation, kid. Wanna see if it'll get you out?
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my therapist told me to use an every day object to help control my anger managment. so this here gun is loaded with a weeks work of bullshit from chasin down punks like you. If I were you, I wouldnt do anything to aggitate the current situation.
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May 22, 2008 3:57:15 PM CDT
"I've done this a few times before. Why are all you criminal sus
by human2
Racist films.
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Thats a fine weapon you have there son.A man outa know how to use a knife, myself, i never wanted to get that close. I just dont have the damn time. Speaking of time, the way i see it you have two options. You put that toe nail clipper down and do 15-20. Or stop wasteing my time and make a move. your call punk!!
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"You ever wondered what the view might be from lookin' out your own ass? Cause I'm about to blow your head straight through it."
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Look at that. You came ready to butter some toast and I came ready to toast a perp. I'm betting this won't so much as blow a hole through your head but turn it into confetti. So, tell me punk, which do you think is going to actually happen? My money's on the guys in the morgue putting your face back together like a jigsaw puzzle covered in jelly.
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"Planning on carving a fruit salad with that thing? Would you like to find out first hand what a 44 Magnum would do to that melon head of yours? ...Would you really like to know? Huh, punk?"
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Harry looks down at the knife and back at the thug.
HARRY
Sorry, sweet tits. I don't do foreplay.
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Harry: (laughing) Wanna be my new best friend PUNK! Come at me with that thing
- Punk (caucasian) lunges at Harry. Harry double-taps two shots in Punk's sternum and a single shot in the head in VERY rapid succession.
Harry: That's why I don't have many friends.
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"They say overly large weapons like THESE are supposed extension of the male anatomy. And here we are, aiming our dicks at each other. But in case you haven't noticed, mine is bigger."
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"They say overly large weapons like THESE are supposed extensions of the male anatomy. And here we are, aiming our dicks at each other. But in case you haven't noticed, mine is bigger."
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"They say overly large weapons like THESE are supposed extensions of the male anatomy. And here we are, aiming our dicks at each other. But in case you haven't noticed, mine is bigger."
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"They say overly large weapons like THESE are supposed extensions of the male anatomy. And here we are, aiming our dicks at each other. But in case you haven't noticed, mine is bigger."
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Did I stutter?
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HARRY: That's a nice blade, son. It's big and shiny and makes a helluva mess. But here's the thing: You gotta get up close to make it work. With this (cocks gun), I can cut you to pieces from right here.
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or are you just happy to see me?
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"You ever wonder what a .44 caliber hand gun can do to a human skull at close range? Now, if I splatter your shit-eating mug all over that wall it would make an awefull mess. That would leave me with a lot of paper work. I don't like paper work. In fact, just the thought of it makes me feel real angry. So maybe I'll just shoot off both of your legs instead and let you bleed to death. Maybe I'll just torture you a bit for the fun of it. It's all the same to me. How about it PUNK? No? Then drop that butter knife before I blow a hole in your chest about the size of a grapefruit."
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EXT. DINGY ALLEYWAY; RUSH HOUR
Harry corners the THUG, who raises the knife to attack. HARRY shakes his head slowly. The THUG considers for a moment, but goes all in and lunges. HARRY fires; bam! A bullet in the forehead. HARRY turns back toward the street, wipes his forehead with his jacket sleeve.
HARRY
"You gotta be sharper than your own knife, punk."
CUT TO...
INT. SAN FRANCISCO BUTCHER SHOP; NIGHT
CALVIN, a butcher, slices chunks of meat as he talkes to HARRY, invenstigating the dead THUG's connection with a beef crime ring...
2BContinued...
Fun contest! Thanks for holding it! -
Hey, I had breaks and proper formatting, but all my "ENTERS" were deleting, which sort of crumped it all together, so apologies. NOTE: There is a break between "NIGHT" "CALVIN". Calvin should be the beginning of a new line.
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Hope you had a chance to prey punk, if not i'll be doing this again in hell (blasts his head off)
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Or did they do that one already?
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Seems he is seeking extramarital relationships on the rich men seeking affairs club 【wealthybeauty.c o m】 , reported by the magazine wealTHY GOSSIP, the man wants to find a sugar girl there.
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