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Harry's Day In Surgery Is Today! I'm finished - back home & playing SPEED RACER Wii! Now with Pics!





Hey folks, Harry here - back from surgery. The procedure got delayed a couple of hours - but it went without a hitch. My doctor was very happy with me - apparently the pre-op diet I followed perfectly - and there was zero fat on my liver - making the surgery very easy and with minimal stomach bruising.... which is why - an hour and a half after sugery - I find myself back home playing Speed Racer Wii with my nephew - sipping Chicken Broth and ice water.... whilst feeling a bit like Daniel Larusso after those Cobra Kai bastards got a hold of his gut. Can't really eat anything for a week - just broth - protein drinks and basically water. But this is awesome - feel great - and I'm updating the site.... so excuse me - I'm gonna put in RAMBO in BluRay and tough it like a real man should!

Below is Inside Harry Knowles... what you're looking at is my collared stomach. This image was taken from inside via a small film crew that was shrunk down, placed in skintight suits... including on really hot gal that was the spitting image of Raquel Welch, but it wasn't... some chick named Cora. But damn she was hot. This was a very penetrating view of my stomach. The untamed beast has officially been domesticated.





Hey folks, Harry here... As many of you know - for quite some time I've been working towards getting a LapBand Operation. This is one of the modern tools one can use in the fight against obesity. It's completely reversible and adaptable to one's life needs - and it is... by no means a miracle one-stop cure all for obesity. Instead, what it does is it helps guide someone with my problems into a lifestyle of multiple meals, very small, throughout the day. It guides you into that process by forming a small pouch at the top of the stomach that allows you to consume about a hand size portion of food at any time - and since this process will be at the top of the stomach - it gives me the sensation of being FULL - thus ending craving and hunger issues.

What the Lapband doesn't do is it doesn't make you eat the right things, that's up to me. It doesn't make me exercise, that's me. Since being diagnosed with Diabetes 6 weeks ago, I've lost right at 52 pounds based solely on Diet change and regular 1 hour workouts at 24 Hour Fitness. For the past two weeks I've been on Atkins in prep for the surgery - (Atkins helps reduce fat around the liver, which makes the surgery easier for the operating surgeon.)

This isn't something that I've been working towards for a couple of years. The Diabetes diagnosis added resolve, much needed resolve to solving the issues that have plagued me. At the start of all of this - I was 417 lbs. Wore 7xl shirts and size 62 pants. I was a very fat fatass. Technically - I still am. And I've been a happy fatman - but when Diabetes came into the equation - which has a possibility of blindness (which would really fuck up my favorite passion in life, film) I have taken the steps necessary to defeat Type 2 Diabetes. In the last 6 weeks - I've brought my blood sugar levels to near normal levels through diet and exercise. And this surgery is necessary to getting myself down to approximately 220lbs and walking, running and dancing. Oh - and Diabetes free - allowing me years to serve all of y'all by covering films and film events.

The surgery will take place Tuesday - May 20th at 10am (C.S.T.) at the AUSTIN SURGICAL HOSPITAL, 3003 BEE CAVES Rd, Austin, Tx 78746. (512) 314-3800. The surgical process takes 45 minutes - but they say I'll be under for approximately 3 hours. Once I come to, I'll update back here for a status on how everything went. Unless it all goes horrible... they poke my belly - it opens up, my belly jaws biting the surgeons arms off - they flame throw me, but I'll try to have my head crawl off and type a final message for all of you. But they tell me that hardly ever happens outside of the Arctic.

I'd like to thank all of you good folks that have written in with support and well wishes. But don't worry - people in a lot worse shape than I am in have done this and they've never lost anyone through the process. This is just my way of getting my physical body in the sort of shape that my life is already in. Which is to say - pretty fucking perfect.

I'll be writing in - in about 12-14 hours. Till then - lots of love!

Harry

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God Speed Harry
by Lyghthouse
May 19th, 2008
11:42:37 PM
Godspeed
by Sherman_Lives
May 19th, 2008
11:44:17 PM
CONGRATS, SERIOUSLY
by Derek Wildstarr
May 19th, 2008
11:45:19 PM
Oh, and kudos on "The Thing" reference.
by Lyghthouse
May 19th, 2008
11:45:49 PM
Nice
by altoandando
May 19th, 2008
11:46:09 PM
good luck Harry
by Tarl_Cabot
May 19th, 2008
11:47:22 PM
Thoughts and Prayers
by FarSky
May 19th, 2008
11:47:34 PM
best of luck
by hauptman
May 19th, 2008
11:49:48 PM
Did you say DANCING Harry?!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
11:49:53 PM
Good luck!
by chutneylix
May 19th, 2008
11:50:19 PM
Good luck Harry.
by digitalcos
May 19th, 2008
11:51:00 PM
Good luck
by Beeslo
May 19th, 2008
11:51:03 PM
Had a kidney transplant 8 years ago...
by Lyghthouse
May 19th, 2008
11:51:09 PM
Long Time Reader First Time Writer
by Thegrnmachine
May 19th, 2008
11:51:17 PM
Good Luck, Harry
by nascentia
May 19th, 2008
11:51:57 PM
Good luck.
by PornKing
May 19th, 2008
11:52:14 PM
dude my dad had the gastric and now hes
by theredtoad
May 19th, 2008
11:53:05 PM
AWESOME
by Spursfanjd
May 19th, 2008
11:53:08 PM
Great news Harry!
by moto
May 19th, 2008
11:53:36 PM
Yer in our prayers Harry
by KnightShift
May 19th, 2008
11:53:36 PM
Good Luck! But.....
by Gay Jesus Christ
May 19th, 2008
11:53:37 PM
Good luck, man.
by jae683
May 19th, 2008
11:54:11 PM
think of all the soap
by GavinVanDraven
May 19th, 2008
11:56:57 PM
Best wishes, Harry
by Guu-sama
May 19th, 2008
11:57:19 PM
So Glad You're Doing This
by mrbeaks
May 19th, 2008
11:57:58 PM
STUPID FAT FUCK
by spidermanfreak20
May 19th, 2008
11:58:36 PM
Vaya con Dios
by darth rod
May 19th, 2008
11:58:45 PM
May the force be with you...
by Dick Jones
May 19th, 2008
11:59:00 PM
Good luck!!!
by Animus
May 20th, 2008
12:01:12 AM
The Harry in the Corner
by HEADGEEK
May 20th, 2008
12:01:41 AM
Dammit...
by Animus
May 20th, 2008
12:01:44 AM
good luck harry
by El Borak
May 20th, 2008
12:02:01 AM
Best of wishes, like all the rest, but...
by zooty882
May 20th, 2008
12:02:08 AM
Speedy Recovery...
by mystic_dreamer
May 20th, 2008
12:02:14 AM
Walnuts Will Give You Sensation Of Being Full
by spidermanfreak20
May 20th, 2008
12:02:54 AM
All The Best, Harry
by ScreamingPenis
May 20th, 2008
12:03:46 AM
Hey good luck, man
by Zakari Paolon
May 20th, 2008
12:03:53 AM
God bless you Harry!
by Carbonara
May 20th, 2008
12:04:11 AM
so happy Harry is not doing a reality show about this
by BadMrWonka
May 20th, 2008
12:05:38 AM
Good Luck...
by wraith777
May 20th, 2008
12:06:11 AM
Best of luck...
by Potsy
May 20th, 2008
12:06:45 AM
Good Luck Harry!!
by buffywrestling
May 20th, 2008
12:07:04 AM
Return of The Thin Man
by Det. John Kimble
May 20th, 2008
12:12:09 AM
everything will go well
by THE KNIGHT
May 20th, 2008
12:12:09 AM
Good luck fatboy..
by Billyeveryteen
May 20th, 2008
12:13:57 AM
do yoga harry!
by vbmilo
May 20th, 2008
12:14:11 AM
do yoga harry!
by vbmilo
May 20th, 2008
12:14:26 AM
That's great, Harry. And...
by Anti-fanboy
May 20th, 2008
12:14:59 AM
Good luck
by lex romero
May 20th, 2008
12:16:26 AM
Be Safe, Harry...But Consider This...
by loserguy3000
May 20th, 2008
12:16:35 AM
52 pounds in 6 weeks?
by s0nicdeathmonkey
May 20th, 2008
12:16:51 AM
But best of luck man
by s0nicdeathmonkey
May 20th, 2008
12:17:22 AM
Good luck, Harry
by cretik22
May 20th, 2008
12:18:05 AM
My first lapband cost $20 and the boner lasted for hours
by RyanMurray
May 20th, 2008
12:18:43 AM
I hope it's a boy
by OQuaTanginWann
May 20th, 2008
12:19:41 AM
You can do it Harry
by Jay Mammoth
May 20th, 2008
12:20:52 AM
Kia kaha bro'
by zer05um
May 20th, 2008
12:21:48 AM
Get Well Soon Harry!
by DARTHpatel
May 20th, 2008
12:23:09 AM
Who's next? Mario Battali, Comic Book Guy?
by Aloy
May 20th, 2008
12:23:11 AM
Good luck, dude.
by CoursinLarry
May 20th, 2008
12:23:32 AM
I Have Images Of Harry Wearing A Fatsuit...
by TroutMaskReplicant
May 20th, 2008
12:23:53 AM
Good Luck
by TRON
May 20th, 2008
12:26:18 AM
Best Wishes Harry!
by Rindain
May 20th, 2008
12:26:36 AM
good luck bro
by reckni
May 20th, 2008
12:27:43 AM
Your kids will thank you
by farmercotton
May 20th, 2008
12:30:12 AM
Love you back Headgeek!!
by Hercules
May 20th, 2008
12:30:19 AM
Good Luck Harry
by Archangel7883
May 20th, 2008
12:30:30 AM
Best to you, Harry
by Big Dumb Ape
May 20th, 2008
12:30:58 AM
good luck, bossman
by Quint
May 20th, 2008
12:32:40 AM
Good luck man.
by mr.brownstone
May 20th, 2008
12:34:36 AM
Best wishes Harry! Draw an X on your belly for the doctors
by joeelliott
May 20th, 2008
12:38:36 AM
Good Luck Harry!
by freerangecelt
May 20th, 2008
12:40:53 AM
Be healthy!
by Dingbatty
May 20th, 2008
12:40:57 AM
Way to go dude!
by codymr
May 20th, 2008
12:41:01 AM
speedy recovery make it so........
by JeanLuc Dickhard
May 20th, 2008
12:41:07 AM
may the force be with you harry
by Prossor
May 20th, 2008
12:41:56 AM
Good luck man. eat right when you get out - my mom had 2 amputa
by Russman
May 20th, 2008
12:42:14 AM
Good luck Harry man!
by Quake II
May 20th, 2008
12:42:24 AM
My sister is getting operated on Wednesday
by Orionsangels
May 20th, 2008
12:42:25 AM
Good luck Harry!
by whytee
May 20th, 2008
12:47:56 AM
Good luck, man
by Trik_Ster
May 20th, 2008
12:48:39 AM
Fantastic Luck To You
by smallerdemon
May 20th, 2008
12:49:15 AM
Give 'Em Hell Ex-Fat Ass!
by DrTobiasFunke
May 20th, 2008
12:50:27 AM
Good luck, Harry
by Razorback
May 20th, 2008
12:50:38 AM
You Do Whatever,
by Pulagatha
May 20th, 2008
12:51:23 AM
Down to you, big fella!
by BiggusDickus
May 20th, 2008
12:51:30 AM
Good luck brotha
by jimmy_009
May 20th, 2008
12:53:08 AM
Best wishes dude.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
May 20th, 2008
12:53:26 AM
Good luck!
by StealthBeagle
May 20th, 2008
12:53:52 AM
Kick ass man!
by Scrolly
May 20th, 2008
12:56:35 AM
Wow, 50 pounds...
by MajorMajorMajor
May 20th, 2008
12:57:07 AM
417??!!??
by mr.underwater
May 20th, 2008
12:57:18 AM
SPOILER ALERT
by PirateEmery
May 20th, 2008
12:59:13 AM
God Speed, big boy...
by DickDonuts
May 20th, 2008
01:00:17 AM
PLANT!!!!!
by Fa Fa Fooey
May 20th, 2008
01:01:19 AM
PLANT!!!
by Horace Cox
May 20th, 2008
01:04:37 AM
Hope the op goes well
by david26
May 20th, 2008
01:04:39 AM
Lapband surgery..
by themasterofnonsense
May 20th, 2008
01:05:48 AM
Take care of your health before...
by DirkBelig
May 20th, 2008
01:07:00 AM
NOT AN EASY SOLUTION HG
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
May 20th, 2008
01:07:22 AM
Best of luck Harry!
by Neosamurai85
May 20th, 2008
01:07:49 AM
Good Luck Harry
by Dav8515
May 20th, 2008
01:08:20 AM
Good luck Harry!!
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
May 20th, 2008
01:10:06 AM

by yesiamaplant
May 20th, 2008
01:10:38 AM
See You In 12 Or So Hours!
by rickdeckard1
May 20th, 2008
01:10:48 AM
Believe it or not...
by yesiamaplant
May 20th, 2008
01:15:00 AM
Get well soon Harry
by geodesigns
May 20th, 2008
01:15:19 AM
with all the 'aicn' references in this talkback...
by soup74
May 20th, 2008
01:15:55 AM
Nothing annoys me more...
by Fleet
May 20th, 2008
01:17:04 AM
God Bless!!!
by Media Messiah
May 20th, 2008
01:19:23 AM
R U expecting phone calls, "get well" cards and flowers?
by thebearovingian
May 20th, 2008
01:21:37 AM
well....
by jedihillis
May 20th, 2008
01:21:58 AM
Good Luck Harry
by cineninja
May 20th, 2008
01:22:03 AM
Be safe Harry
by TheDark0Knight
May 20th, 2008
01:22:48 AM
best wishes
by the scientist
May 20th, 2008
01:23:12 AM
Good thoughts go out to you.
by Uncapie
May 20th, 2008
01:25:41 AM
Good luck, sir!!
by clone-o-mat
May 20th, 2008
01:27:36 AM
in our prayers buddy!
by hegele
May 20th, 2008
01:28:12 AM
What's a SPOILER! warning in regards to real-world surgery?
by BadWaldo s Revenge
May 20th, 2008
01:29:52 AM
Kick ass, Harry!
by Dulcebase
May 20th, 2008
01:30:17 AM
Knock this out of the park Harry!
by hallmitchell
May 20th, 2008
01:32:00 AM
Best Wishes Harry
by topaz4206
May 20th, 2008
01:32:46 AM
All blessings, Harry
by Boromir
May 20th, 2008
01:33:46 AM
Boromir - Showing REAL BALLS? Give me a fucking break...
by Fleet
May 20th, 2008
01:35:35 AM
Bold move, Harry.
by blackhole4140
May 20th, 2008
01:36:14 AM
Look, I know Im in the minority here...
by Fleet
May 20th, 2008
01:38:53 AM
Good luck Harry!
by kungfuhustler84
May 20th, 2008
01:40:34 AM
Congrats on doing it! I backed out TWICE!
by Pixelsmack
May 20th, 2008
01:41:14 AM
I'm not usually a well wisher... But
by Flint_Ironstag
May 20th, 2008
01:44:10 AM
Best of luck buddy
by StrangeloveDr
May 20th, 2008
01:44:27 AM
Good luck Harry !
by TimMighty
May 20th, 2008
01:44:43 AM
Good luck
by bollocks
May 20th, 2008
01:44:46 AM
God, this is gonna be weird
by Massawyrm 1
May 20th, 2008
01:47:38 AM
Harry's Gotta Eat!!!!!!!
by VWantsRevenge
May 20th, 2008
01:51:17 AM
God bless you, Harry
by Munro Kelly
May 20th, 2008
01:54:56 AM
love how this has a spoiler warning
by nerfherder111
May 20th, 2008
01:57:27 AM
Good Luck Harry!
by otm shank
May 20th, 2008
01:59:54 AM
Best of luck Harry!
by goonie
May 20th, 2008
02:01:00 AM
All the Best Harry
by Fineus Fog
May 20th, 2008
02:03:26 AM
Good luck, man!
by Holeman
May 20th, 2008
02:04:32 AM
Good luck Harry
by alucardvsdracula
May 20th, 2008
02:05:01 AM
Best of success
by Darth-Mike
May 20th, 2008
02:10:26 AM
Speedy recovery, Harry!
by KurtLockwood
May 20th, 2008
02:14:16 AM
Fuck yeah bro, good luck with that shit
by Stengah
May 20th, 2008
02:14:38 AM
Good luck, big man!
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 20th, 2008
02:15:10 AM
Good luck
by LouisCedar
May 20th, 2008
02:15:22 AM
CONGRATS HAROLD!!
by crab_cakes
May 20th, 2008
02:17:23 AM
Good luck
by Gwai Lo
May 20th, 2008
02:19:52 AM
Good luck Harry
by bod33
May 20th, 2008
02:20:32 AM
On your marks...get set...
by foonacha
May 20th, 2008
02:21:09 AM
God love ya, man! You're doing the right thing.
by heywood jablomie
May 20th, 2008
02:23:26 AM
Best of luck, big guy!
by DocPazuzu
May 20th, 2008
02:24:36 AM
Bless you Harry!
by deadboy1313
May 20th, 2008
02:24:56 AM
Kiss that big ass goodbye!
by RedwingsHoolihan
May 20th, 2008
02:25:30 AM
"Harry you beanpole fuck, this review sucks!"
by mansep
May 20th, 2008
02:26:39 AM
Good Luck, Ain't-it-cool rules
by bullet3
May 20th, 2008
02:27:30 AM
Good luck big guy
by moffatd
May 20th, 2008
02:27:41 AM
take care buddy!
by SantiagoAtez
May 20th, 2008
02:29:31 AM
That operation sounds horrible
by D o o d
May 20th, 2008
02:29:38 AM
Buena suerte, gordo
by CuervoJones
May 20th, 2008
02:29:44 AM
Thoughts and prayers HK!
by ForvalakaFobic
May 20th, 2008
02:30:55 AM
Diabetes free?
by V'Shael
May 20th, 2008
02:31:42 AM
good luck Harry!
by virtual_ninja
May 20th, 2008
02:32:44 AM
Diabetes free?
by V'Shael
May 20th, 2008
02:33:46 AM
good luck Harry.
by darwinmayflower
May 20th, 2008
02:36:12 AM
All the best!
by FILMFUNK
May 20th, 2008
02:37:39 AM
Best wishes for tomorrow man!
by Kraken
May 20th, 2008
02:40:32 AM
Good Luck Harry !
by tristanchi
May 20th, 2008
02:41:31 AM
Agreed - Good Luck
by papawapa
May 20th, 2008
02:45:21 AM
Al the best Harry
by Boba Fat
May 20th, 2008
02:45:23 AM
best of luck, big guy
by newc0253
May 20th, 2008
02:46:35 AM
if peter jackson can do it
by teddy_duchamp
May 20th, 2008
02:46:55 AM
Hary, do some tai chi
by board shitlez
May 20th, 2008
02:48:52 AM
This year's little miss lapband!
by Phillyflopper
May 20th, 2008
02:51:01 AM
Kurt Russell called...
by Phillyflopper
May 20th, 2008
02:51:45 AM
John Cusack joins Emmerich's 2012!!
by unionJACKass.webs.com
May 20th, 2008
02:58:15 AM
Get well soon, mate!
by unionJACKass.webs.com
May 20th, 2008
02:58:48 AM
Thanks Harry.
by Harlow
May 20th, 2008
02:59:19 AM
45 mins, that's not even the length of a Star Trek ep
by BenBraddock
May 20th, 2008
02:59:36 AM
If you're interested in diet change...
by TenDeuChen
May 20th, 2008
03:02:55 AM
Here's to a speedy recovery and to better health!
by -=Shin=-
May 20th, 2008
03:03:13 AM
Good luck Harry
by photoboy
May 20th, 2008
03:04:27 AM
Get well soon, you ginger haired Commie!
by James Westfall
May 20th, 2008
03:04:56 AM
DAMMIT HARRY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
by RickSlamu2
May 20th, 2008
03:06:16 AM
Harry gotta (not) eat...
by Skraggo
May 20th, 2008
03:09:34 AM
Love you man
by hamo455
May 20th, 2008
03:11:26 AM
We want to see that spartan abs, Harry!
by Wonderboys
May 20th, 2008
03:12:29 AM
Good luck Harold
by AdmiralNeck
May 20th, 2008
03:17:47 AM
may the surgery go well and you have a full recovery
by bacci40
May 20th, 2008
03:20:26 AM
Kick some ass Harry!
by WeinerPenis
May 20th, 2008
03:21:16 AM
All the best Harry
by Gabba-UK
May 20th, 2008
03:25:21 AM
Best of Luck Man!
by PaddyIrishman
May 20th, 2008
03:28:53 AM
Good luck to you, Harry!
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
May 20th, 2008
03:32:01 AM
A skinny Harry...
by Mr_Incredible
May 20th, 2008
03:36:09 AM
good luck big fella
by v for vienetta
May 20th, 2008
03:39:32 AM
Good Luck Harry
by tolomey
May 20th, 2008
03:41:54 AM
good luck harry but...
by deliciouscowbell
May 20th, 2008
03:42:02 AM
Don't forget the sponge bath!
by MCPot
May 20th, 2008
03:52:24 AM
Good for you
by I Own You
May 20th, 2008
03:53:31 AM
Good luck
by m0reta
May 20th, 2008
03:58:04 AM
Good luck Harry!
by m_reporter
May 20th, 2008
04:01:02 AM
All the Best Wishes from Vienna
by Minstrel
May 20th, 2008
04:01:19 AM
Luck is for the weak. Give 'em Hell!
by GooBoy
May 20th, 2008
04:01:55 AM
Fleet: Fuck off. Seriously.
by Boromir
May 20th, 2008
04:07:34 AM
Best Wishes from Ireland!
by WestieBestie
May 20th, 2008
04:08:09 AM
Best Wishes Harry
by Lost Jarv
May 20th, 2008
04:10:02 AM
All the best, Harry
by Bobo_Vision
May 20th, 2008
04:18:14 AM
It was the ANTARCTIC....
by Ray Gamma
May 20th, 2008
04:21:43 AM
All the best HeadGeek - from Manchester
by MatDGZ
May 20th, 2008
04:23:30 AM
Speedy recovery Harry
by Ayii
May 20th, 2008
04:28:50 AM
All the best, man
by Killah_Mate
May 20th, 2008
04:30:02 AM
good luck mate.
by Obscura
May 20th, 2008
04:30:03 AM
God'
by antibody
May 20th, 2008
04:33:08 AM
Hail Harry the Skinny
by theycallmemrglass
May 20th, 2008
04:33:24 AM
God's blessings upon you, Harry
by antibody
May 20th, 2008
04:38:51 AM
Even though your probably outta surgery by now...
by Big_Bubbaloola
May 20th, 2008
04:55:22 AM
We love your web page
by Pym_slap
May 20th, 2008
05:03:49 AM
Good Luck Harry.
by mrfan
May 20th, 2008
05:05:46 AM
A bit late
by eggart
May 20th, 2008
05:13:47 AM
you're in all our prayers
by coachaaron
May 20th, 2008
05:15:51 AM
Our Prayers Are With You, Fat Ass
by Mrs. Harry Knowles
May 20th, 2008
05:16:27 AM
Best of luck Harry!
by ultragoregrind
May 20th, 2008
05:16:30 AM
Good luck!
by 11dayempire
May 20th, 2008
05:16:58 AM
Good luck fatty...no more, let's hope :)
by Jugs
May 20th, 2008
05:17:28 AM
Good luck Harry
by theBigE
May 20th, 2008
05:18:34 AM
My best friend just had this done
by Jerri Blank
May 20th, 2008
05:21:42 AM
I just want to tell you good luck.
by TheNorthlander
May 20th, 2008
05:26:11 AM
I just want to tell you good luck.
by TheNorthlander
May 20th, 2008
05:26:31 AM
(enters the cockpit again)
by TheNorthlander
May 20th, 2008
05:27:14 AM
TOO SOON
by themanwhojaped
May 20th, 2008
05:32:37 AM
All the best Harry
by Not Hulk Hogan
May 20th, 2008
05:36:41 AM
NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS.
by TomBodet
May 20th, 2008
05:37:31 AM
In bocca al lupo, Harry!
by Porcoddena
May 20th, 2008
05:46:16 AM
good luck Harry we're all pulling for you
by Chain
May 20th, 2008
05:48:33 AM
Good Luck Head of all Geeks!
by Stalkeye
May 20th, 2008
05:55:13 AM
Best wishes for a speedy recovery Harry.
by Yeti
May 20th, 2008
05:55:21 AM
Good Luck, Harry!
by LaserPants
May 20th, 2008
05:58:16 AM
Clicked the Lapband link and it sent me to Amazon's page. WTF?
by Stalkeye
May 20th, 2008
05:58:30 AM
Inside every obese person theres a skinny person..
by chris danger
May 20th, 2008
06:02:54 AM
As if Harry Knowles Couldn't be a Sadder, Sacrier, Fat Fucker...
by Bill Brasky
May 20th, 2008
06:05:19 AM
Good luck buddy
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
May 20th, 2008
06:05:56 AM
Oh!
by Bill Brasky
May 20th, 2008
06:05:58 AM
Hmmm.
by Puñeta
May 20th, 2008
06:06:18 AM
and..
by Bill Brasky
May 20th, 2008
06:10:15 AM
Good luck, my brotha!
by Nordling
May 20th, 2008
06:11:46 AM
Good luck, Harry...
by FilmCritic3000
May 20th, 2008
06:11:50 AM
Good luck Harry . . .
by TommyShag
May 20th, 2008
06:12:29 AM

by MikeTheSpike
May 20th, 2008
06:13:09 AM
LapBand Surgery can end Diabetes
by RosebudsStarfish
May 20th, 2008
06:13:31 AM
This movie is gonna be...
by rbatty024
May 20th, 2008
06:14:05 AM
Best of Luck Big Man
by Papa Lazaru
May 20th, 2008
06:14:08 AM
Harry Knowles Gets Lapband On 5-20-2008
by Red Dawn Don
May 20th, 2008
06:14:20 AM
Good luck
by Dr_Zoidberg
May 20th, 2008
06:14:20 AM
Good luck
by br1947
May 20th, 2008
06:18:07 AM
good health to you
by jfmcginnis
May 20th, 2008
06:20:11 AM
Best of luck, Harry
by psychedelic
May 20th, 2008
06:22:19 AM
Good luck Harry
by bender7
May 20th, 2008
06:22:39 AM
Almost Forgot ..... To Ask You Harry
by Red Dawn Don
May 20th, 2008
06:24:31 AM
RAIMI TO DIRECT HARRY'S SURGERY
by Zarles
May 20th, 2008
06:27:20 AM
Strenght....
by Johnny Law
May 20th, 2008
06:27:25 AM
Atkins can lose all the weight
by Dazzler69
May 20th, 2008
06:27:28 AM
Isn't it the Antarctic.... surely?
by Seph_J
May 20th, 2008
06:27:49 AM
Good luck Harry
by Kloipy
May 20th, 2008
06:27:52 AM
Sending much love from the midwest...
by Mavra Chang
May 20th, 2008
06:28:44 AM
good luck
by pcassou
May 20th, 2008
06:36:39 AM
Don't accidentally go to the strip club after!
by YackBacker
May 20th, 2008
06:39:09 AM
Another guy who has to say good luck to ol' Harry
by argonaught
May 20th, 2008
06:39:31 AM
Good luck, Harry!
by Green Arrow
May 20th, 2008
06:43:02 AM
Good Luck Harry
by Sebilrazen
May 20th, 2008
06:46:33 AM
good luck harry
by The Dude Abides
May 20th, 2008
06:47:53 AM
Look forward to
by BDT
May 20th, 2008
06:49:09 AM
Good Luck Big Man
by The Equalizer
May 20th, 2008
06:49:24 AM
Good luck...
by AICNK
May 20th, 2008
06:52:44 AM
In lieu of a fat joke, I'll just say..
by Penetron
May 20th, 2008
06:52:59 AM
Hope it goes fine, man
by unclemeat
May 20th, 2008
06:53:51 AM
Good Luck Harry
by comstocky
May 20th, 2008
06:55:36 AM
Live long and prosper, Harry!
by Jonah Echo
May 20th, 2008
06:57:24 AM

by Perro_Maldito
May 20th, 2008
06:57:26 AM
Best of luck Harry...
by Windom Earl
May 20th, 2008
06:58:05 AM
Good luck...
by Sakurai
May 20th, 2008
06:58:58 AM
Enjoy your new shell...
by kikuchiyoboy
May 20th, 2008
07:00:13 AM
Good luck, Harry...
by mymonkeysnameisjennifer
May 20th, 2008
07:01:30 AM
We'll say a prayer for you Harry.
by HOTDOGVNDR
May 20th, 2008
07:02:18 AM
Wouldn't it be great if everyone could have a long list
by Moonwatcher
May 20th, 2008
07:04:43 AM
As a card-holding lap-band patient
by matalo
May 20th, 2008
07:06:08 AM
Our thoughts are with you
by rbrog77
May 20th, 2008
07:08:18 AM
Best of Luck, Harry
by Oberon
May 20th, 2008
07:09:49 AM
Best of luck, Harry!
by ragunax
May 20th, 2008
07:11:04 AM
All the best...
by Dimpy
May 20th, 2008
07:13:23 AM
Good luck big man
by NYSCO6390
May 20th, 2008
07:14:59 AM
BOA SORTE, HARRY, SEU GORDO SAFADO!
by Wilclas
May 20th, 2008
07:15:10 AM
this won't stop you from sipping...
by Cap'n Jack
May 20th, 2008
07:16:17 AM
at least he didn't hit us up for money
by ButtfuckZydeco
May 20th, 2008
07:16:46 AM
:: Crosses Fingers::
by DJB
May 20th, 2008
07:17:06 AM
Good luck, sir!
by tlsonata
May 20th, 2008
07:18:45 AM
Harry=Fatbastard
by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR
May 20th, 2008
07:20:14 AM
May the Force be with you
by Abominable Snowcone
May 20th, 2008
07:22:40 AM

by Harry Bolzonnia
May 20th, 2008
07:22:53 AM

by Harry Bolzonnia
May 20th, 2008
07:22:57 AM

by Harry Bolzonnia
May 20th, 2008
07:22:57 AM

by Harry Bolzonnia
May 20th, 2008
07:22:57 AM

by Harry Bolzonnia
May 20th, 2008
07:22:58 AM
Good luck Harry!!!
by Harry Bolzonnia
May 20th, 2008
07:23:13 AM
Good Luck harry
by BLWiseass
May 20th, 2008
07:23:32 AM
Good luck, Harry!
by BetaSword
May 20th, 2008
07:23:55 AM
Fat Harry, Thin Harry...
by Squeak Jones
May 20th, 2008
07:26:31 AM
ONWARD and UPWARD, my good man...
by victor laszlo
May 20th, 2008
07:26:32 AM
All the fella
by Poopipepunisher
May 20th, 2008
07:27:19 AM
May the Schwartz be With You!
by Evil Grizly
May 20th, 2008
07:28:12 AM
Best of Luck Harry!
by toadkillerdog
May 20th, 2008
07:28:44 AM
Good luck with the surgery and a quick recovery
by ATARI
May 20th, 2008
07:31:48 AM
SPOILERS: Harry doesn't make it
by ricarleite
May 20th, 2008
07:35:36 AM
Slice of life with out anchovies
by lonestaricon
May 20th, 2008
07:37:58 AM
They'll fix you.
by henrydalton
May 20th, 2008
07:38:37 AM
Good luck, Harry
by chrth
May 20th, 2008
07:39:20 AM
henrydalton
by Abominable Snowcone
May 20th, 2008
07:42:41 AM
Good luck, mate.
by Lemming
May 20th, 2008
07:43:32 AM
I rarely post but Harry, because I am a lazy bastard but
by sgraf_x
May 20th, 2008
07:44:23 AM
Good luck and all the best, Harry
by Mr Incredible
May 20th, 2008
07:44:32 AM
Hope there's Little Trouble In Big Harry
by Kubla_Khan
May 20th, 2008
07:44:38 AM

by PedroM
May 20th, 2008
07:44:51 AM
good luck Harry
by haywood
May 20th, 2008
07:45:04 AM
"Look at this, Diane...
by DocPazuzu
May 20th, 2008
07:45:16 AM
Good luck
by Fat and Curious
May 20th, 2008
07:45:20 AM
Best of luck Harry
by Tubbs Tattsyrup
May 20th, 2008
07:45:35 AM
Are we allowed
by Abominable Snowcone
May 20th, 2008
07:47:25 AM
Best wishes Harry!
by waites
May 20th, 2008
07:48:17 AM
ALREADY???
by gotilk
May 20th, 2008
07:51:13 AM
good luck comic book guy
by couP
May 20th, 2008
07:51:16 AM
Best of luck
by PantherMatt
May 20th, 2008
07:53:31 AM
ALL HAIL HARRY!
by Orcus
May 20th, 2008
07:54:46 AM
Good luck Harry
by Cysquatch
May 20th, 2008
07:55:16 AM
All the best for the op Harry and a speedy recovery
by KillaKane
May 20th, 2008
07:57:35 AM
Thoughts and prayers...
by JimmyandtheTermites
May 20th, 2008
07:58:27 AM
Good Luck Harry!
by symon
May 20th, 2008
07:58:45 AM
Harry has a beer and cheats on his lap band
by silentjay
May 20th, 2008
07:59:15 AM
Good for you!
by director stan arthur
May 20th, 2008
08:00:43 AM
Good Luck....
by nickedimes
May 20th, 2008
08:00:46 AM
Harry will be the new sexiest tomboy beanpole..
by scudd
May 20th, 2008
08:02:11 AM
hilarious!
by satchel
May 20th, 2008
08:03:25 AM
good luck but wasn't it the antarctic?
by blckmgk13
May 20th, 2008
08:04:23 AM
Take care Harry...
by AlertNerd
May 20th, 2008
08:09:07 AM
Your cock will look bigger too
by GrandMuffTarkin
May 20th, 2008
08:09:49 AM
Peace brother Harry
by Darth Thoth
May 20th, 2008
08:10:54 AM
From Up North
by Pogue Mahone
May 20th, 2008
08:14:12 AM
Good luck
by Midnightxpress
May 20th, 2008
08:16:01 AM
Praying today...
by sangwyn
May 20th, 2008
08:16:29 AM
Good luck, fella
by theyetiiswaiting
May 20th, 2008
08:16:47 AM
Good Luck!
by thecheesegrommit
May 20th, 2008
08:18:50 AM
Just had Gastric Bypass
by Purgatori
May 20th, 2008
08:19:02 AM
I take it this means we won't get a DVD preview
by Sithdan
May 20th, 2008
08:19:04 AM
Godspeed, Harry
by catmg
May 20th, 2008
08:19:25 AM
Best of British Luck
by hoisin
May 20th, 2008
08:20:13 AM
Good luck Harry! But if you don't make it...
by Abin Sur
May 20th, 2008
08:23:41 AM
Good luck and God bless
by JohnAdcox
May 20th, 2008
08:23:57 AM
Good luck bro
by Mr Slippy Fist
May 20th, 2008
08:24:30 AM
Good luck!
by Cotton McKnight
May 20th, 2008
08:27:59 AM
Weight Loss
by PhantomSpazzz
May 20th, 2008
08:28:11 AM
Best of Luck Harry (from a fellow former fatty)
by cowboyone
May 20th, 2008
08:28:40 AM
Good luck Harry
by STLost
May 20th, 2008
08:29:24 AM
May I be the first
by BigFo
May 20th, 2008
08:29:49 AM
hope everything goes well...
by cifra
May 20th, 2008
08:30:21 AM
I just want to tell you good luck.
by Series7
May 20th, 2008
08:31:58 AM
Best of Luck
by malpaso
May 20th, 2008
08:33:41 AM
The fatter you are, the quicker you lose weight.
by Cotton McKnight
May 20th, 2008
08:34:20 AM
Sithdan, I think RAMBO is due this week
by Abominable Snowcone
May 20th, 2008
08:34:53 AM
Oh and this better
by Series7
May 20th, 2008
08:35:21 AM
glad to hear it, harry
by LegoKenobi
May 20th, 2008
08:37:46 AM
HARRY....PLEASE READ
by Underoos Hero
May 20th, 2008
08:41:07 AM
Diabetes is serious business
by Nico Toscani
May 20th, 2008
08:42:27 AM
Good luck dude.
by mish87
May 20th, 2008
08:43:14 AM
Good Luck Harry.
by Diagnostic
May 20th, 2008
08:43:32 AM
good luck Harry
by only1
May 20th, 2008
08:43:54 AM
best of luck
by EZPZ
May 20th, 2008
08:44:15 AM
417
by Abominable Snowcone
May 20th, 2008
08:45:13 AM
My turn now!
by Lord_Galvatron
May 20th, 2008
08:45:24 AM
Honey, I Shrank the Harry!
by Budcrud
May 20th, 2008
08:47:07 AM
Doing the same in two months
by Avitable
May 20th, 2008
08:49:10 AM
Thanks Harry
by stvnhthr
May 20th, 2008
08:49:38 AM
Good Luck!
by apolo_sputnik
May 20th, 2008
08:50:08 AM
Good luck, dude!
by DerLanghaarige
May 20th, 2008
08:50:29 AM
Good Luck Harry
by greg39
May 20th, 2008
08:52:33 AM
Big up da Harry!
by tehDude
May 20th, 2008
08:53:36 AM
Oh yeah
by Series7
May 20th, 2008
08:53:38 AM
THERE IS NOT SUCH THING as "HAPPY FATASS"
by frg10
May 20th, 2008
08:55:06 AM
Good luck
by kikuchiyo1
May 20th, 2008
08:56:30 AM
Good luck, buddy!
by 433
May 20th, 2008
08:58:08 AM
Hope everything works out well, Harry.
by Canada's King
May 20th, 2008
08:58:10 AM
Good luck Harry
by hawktownboonies
May 20th, 2008
08:58:10 AM
Good luck Harold.
by theonecalledshoe
May 20th, 2008
08:58:26 AM
GOOD LUCK HARRY
by BringingSexyBack
May 20th, 2008
09:00:18 AM
Make sure they don't accidentally remove Kuato
by I_Snake_Plissken
May 20th, 2008
09:00:49 AM
WWW.AINTITLAPBANDSURGERYNEWS.C OM
by BringingSexyBack
May 20th, 2008
09:01:09 AM
Here's to a Speedy Recovery
by Maui
May 20th, 2008
09:02:01 AM
Best of luck!
by b15fliptop
May 20th, 2008
09:02:15 AM
Good Luck, Harry.
by TurboPervo
May 20th, 2008
09:02:30 AM
there won't be a belly to poke anymore :(
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
May 20th, 2008
09:03:06 AM
Good Luck, Boss Man
by TheRealCapone
May 20th, 2008
09:03:15 AM
SOMEONE CALL LAPBAND CUZ HARRY WOULD MAKE A GREAT SPOKESMAN
by BringingSexyBack
May 20th, 2008
09:03:33 AM
best of luck harry!
by munkie loco
May 20th, 2008
09:04:26 AM
HARRY CAN I BORROW YOUR BLACK BOX WHILE YOU'RE AWAY?
by BringingSexyBack
May 20th, 2008
09:04:37 AM
NIcely Done
by Locutus_Jones
May 20th, 2008
09:05:17 AM
PERFECT TIME TO DO THIS NOW - FOOD PRICES GONE UP 5% SINCE YESTE
by BringingSexyBack
May 20th, 2008
09:05:41 AM
Good Luck SIr
by Supes4949
May 20th, 2008
09:06:45 AM
Good luck, sir!
by duct tape wallet
May 20th, 2008
09:07:18 AM
MORBIDOBESITY WILL HAVE TO CHANGE HIS SCREEN NAME NOW
by BringingSexyBack
May 20th, 2008
09:08:01 AM
Good Luck, man.
by Qualidar
May 20th, 2008
09:10:07 AM
Capone taking over?!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 20th, 2008
09:10:29 AM
Good Luck
by Alen Smithee
May 20th, 2008
09:10:49 AM
Good Luck Harry - Diet is the key
by Marillion
May 20th, 2008
09:11:13 AM
Best Wishes Harry
by Jay Jay
May 20th, 2008
09:11:52 AM
Good luck buddy
by erichaislar
May 20th, 2008
09:13:25 AM
Good luck with it, Harry
by sambrook
May 20th, 2008
09:13:27 AM
Best of luck to ya, Harry!
by broganashe
May 20th, 2008
09:13:49 AM
Good Luck Harry!!
by saxman73
May 20th, 2008
09:14:20 AM
Good luck and heathy recovery
by Reteeks
May 20th, 2008
09:14:39 AM
Best wishes, Harry!
by itto0gami
May 20th, 2008
09:16:15 AM
Skinny Harry Pwns
by Cruel_Kingdom
May 20th, 2008
09:17:19 AM
Even though your already at the hospital...
by JunoFallon
May 20th, 2008
09:19:23 AM
And I thought he smelt bad ...
by I_see_fat_people
May 20th, 2008
09:21:22 AM
First Time Writer
by EpicJoe
May 20th, 2008
09:23:39 AM
LETS MAKE THIS TB -- ABOUT INDY NOW!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 20th, 2008
09:23:53 AM
good luck man
by JRKerr
May 20th, 2008
09:24:08 AM
been there myself
by northbenson
May 20th, 2008
09:24:48 AM
Dont let them put a bomb in your ribcage!
by judge dredds fresh undies
May 20th, 2008
09:25:24 AM
Warning: *spoiler ahead*
by rockround
May 20th, 2008
09:26:06 AM
Best of luck Harry
by Andrew David
May 20th, 2008
09:27:52 AM
Harry, You MUST learn Control!!!!!
by DarfurOnTheRocks
May 20th, 2008
09:28:50 AM
And there ISN'T a Cartuna anim on this? Hey, Cartuna!
by YotzVonFrelnik
May 20th, 2008
09:31:05 AM
And Harry, make sure your doctors read
by irritable
May 20th, 2008
09:32:06 AM
Good luck Harry
by CryptoKnight
May 20th, 2008
09:33:49 AM
Good Luck - This will also help your B.O.
by Squashua
May 20th, 2008
09:35:06 AM
Good Luck Harry
by therealbigern
May 20th, 2008
09:36:15 AM
Best wishes, Barbarosa!
by MCVamp
May 20th, 2008
09:37:21 AM
Good luck, Harry
by 9000rpm
May 20th, 2008
09:38:35 AM

by WickedJester
May 20th, 2008
09:45:24 AM
Good Luck, Head Geek!!!
by Lance Rocke
May 20th, 2008
09:47:45 AM
Nice and easy Harry.
by SkidMarkedUndies
May 20th, 2008
09:49:13 AM
Will Pray
by NewHampshireGuy
May 20th, 2008
09:50:20 AM
Was that fat I thought you were just pregnant
by MiserableRainGod
May 20th, 2008
09:54:56 AM
Good luck, fatass.
by googamooga
May 20th, 2008
09:55:23 AM
Good luck Big man
by KnightEternal
May 20th, 2008
09:55:23 AM
Best of luck, Grande Rojo!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 20th, 2008
09:57:36 AM
Godbless
by The Chosen
May 20th, 2008
09:58:50 AM
Good Luck Harry
by Richard Brooks
May 20th, 2008
10:01:29 AM
Good luck, dude!
by ODM
May 20th, 2008
10:02:07 AM
who would win in an arm wrestle?
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 20th, 2008
10:03:05 AM
Bless You, Good Sir
by utz_world
May 20th, 2008
10:04:17 AM
and way to be.
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 20th, 2008
10:04:20 AM
Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Harry!
by DudeNYC
May 20th, 2008
10:05:35 AM
Best Wishes, Harry
by George Zip
May 20th, 2008
10:08:55 AM
I guess he didn't make it.
by jrbarker
May 20th, 2008
10:09:45 AM
Sock Aside Some Money for the Extra Skin Removal Surgery...
by Read and Shut Up
May 20th, 2008
10:09:50 AM
suerte
by pepino
May 20th, 2008
10:11:27 AM
Best of luck!
by podkayne8
May 20th, 2008
10:12:47 AM
Good luck Fatty!
by JimmyJingles
May 20th, 2008
10:13:59 AM
Better than the fucking Indy review
by performingmonkey
May 20th, 2008
10:17:39 AM
Good Luck from your resident Raving Consevative!
by bigbaldpapa
May 20th, 2008
10:18:42 AM
Good Luck Harry!
by Zombie Vig
May 20th, 2008
10:18:52 AM
much much luck
by DigitalBeachWar
May 20th, 2008
10:19:47 AM
Holy crap..
by bigbaldpapa
May 20th, 2008
10:20:24 AM
It'll be like Christmas morning...
by Dwide Shrewd
May 20th, 2008
10:22:39 AM
ALL THE BEST HARRY
by BurgerTime
May 20th, 2008
10:23:27 AM
Good Luck Harry!
by jack_effing_bauer
May 20th, 2008
10:23:36 AM
Holy shit, you'll be around my weight area
by Datascream
May 20th, 2008
10:27:43 AM
I know the surgery is already underway...
by Calihoma
May 20th, 2008
10:29:20 AM
Best of Luck, Harry
by Movietool
May 20th, 2008
10:30:39 AM
Good Luck Harry!
by Wee Willie
May 20th, 2008
10:33:37 AM
You will finally be able to see your penis!
by Baron Karza
May 20th, 2008
10:33:53 AM
All the best, Harry!
by 2dope
May 20th, 2008
10:34:29 AM
All My Prayers, Sir
by angelopoulos
May 20th, 2008
10:35:30 AM
Good luck!
by g0dai
May 20th, 2008
10:36:41 AM
im a huge hater, but...
by ArcadianDS
May 20th, 2008
10:36:45 AM
Good luck!
by Steve T
May 20th, 2008
10:37:46 AM
Hospital Food is Soilent Green
by HateSpiral
May 20th, 2008
10:40:41 AM
Good Luck Brother
by picardsucks
May 20th, 2008
10:40:50 AM
STFU Fleet
by I am the most horrible
May 20th, 2008
10:44:09 AM
Wish you a speedy recovery, Harry
by jimmy rabbitte
May 20th, 2008
10:45:56 AM
see you on the other side, Harry!
by skynetbauxi
May 20th, 2008
10:46:18 AM
Good Luck Harry!
by Press Lenox
May 20th, 2008
10:46:22 AM
You can see your penis without a mirror!
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
May 20th, 2008
10:47:17 AM
I thought it was a myth ...
by I_see_fat_people
May 20th, 2008
10:47:54 AM
Make it quick and painless!
by SenatorNado
May 20th, 2008
10:52:08 AM
Comic Book Guy no more!
by SpyGuy
May 20th, 2008
10:52:33 AM
Good Luck Harry!!!
by secretcylon
May 20th, 2008
10:53:06 AM
BEST OF LUCK TO YOU HARRY!!
by SouthSide_2010
May 20th, 2008
10:59:46 AM
GOOD LUCK HARRY!
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 20th, 2008
11:00:50 AM
Good Luck Harry!
by boba_rob
May 20th, 2008
11:02:37 AM
Good luck man
by moviemaniac-7
May 20th, 2008
11:03:45 AM
before and after photos please...
by Jugdish
May 20th, 2008
11:05:01 AM
congrats
by macgruder
May 20th, 2008
11:05:26 AM
who said you were fat?
by JBouganim1
May 20th, 2008
11:08:13 AM
Good luck buddy
by Vern
May 20th, 2008
11:10:22 AM
oh, also
by Vern
May 20th, 2008
11:11:13 AM
But Harry!!!
by Thrillho77
May 20th, 2008
11:13:38 AM
or pinching his extra neck skin
by g-ride9000