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Harry's Day In Surgery Is Today! I'm finished - back home & playing SPEED RACER Wii! Now with Pics!

Published at:  May 20, 2008 5:47:31 PM CDT

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Hey folks, Harry here - back from surgery. The procedure got delayed a couple of hours - but it went without a hitch. My doctor was very happy with me - apparently the pre-op diet I followed perfectly - and there was zero fat on my liver - making the surgery very easy and with minimal stomach bruising.... which is why - an hour and a half after sugery - I find myself back home playing Speed Racer Wii with my nephew - sipping Chicken Broth and ice water.... whilst feeling a bit like Daniel Larusso after those Cobra Kai bastards got a hold of his gut. Can't really eat anything for a week - just broth - protein drinks and basically water. But this is awesome - feel great - and I'm updating the site.... so excuse me - I'm gonna put in RAMBO in BluRay and tough it like a real man should!


Below is Inside Harry Knowles... what you're looking at is my collared stomach. This image was taken from inside via a small film crew that was shrunk down, placed in skintight suits... including on really hot gal that was the spitting image of Raquel Welch, but it wasn't... some chick named Cora. But damn she was hot. This was a very penetrating view of my stomach. The untamed beast has officially been domesticated.










Hey folks, Harry here... As many of you know - for quite some time I've been working towards getting a LapBand Operation. This is one of the modern tools one can use in the fight against obesity. It's completely reversible and adaptable to one's life needs - and it is... by no means a miracle one-stop cure all for obesity. Instead, what it does is it helps guide someone with my problems into a lifestyle of multiple meals, very small, throughout the day. It guides you into that process by forming a small pouch at the top of the stomach that allows you to consume about a hand size portion of food at any time - and since this process will be at the top of the stomach - it gives me the sensation of being FULL - thus ending craving and hunger issues.

What the Lapband doesn't do is it doesn't make you eat the right things, that's up to me. It doesn't make me exercise, that's me. Since being diagnosed with Diabetes 6 weeks ago, I've lost right at 52 pounds based solely on Diet change and regular 1 hour workouts at 24 Hour Fitness. For the past two weeks I've been on Atkins in prep for the surgery - (Atkins helps reduce fat around the liver, which makes the surgery easier for the operating surgeon.)

This isn't something that I've been working towards for a couple of years. The Diabetes diagnosis added resolve, much needed resolve to solving the issues that have plagued me. At the start of all of this - I was 417 lbs. Wore 7xl shirts and size 62 pants. I was a very fat fatass. Technically - I still am. And I've been a happy fatman - but when Diabetes came into the equation - which has a possibility of blindness (which would really fuck up my favorite passion in life, film) I have taken the steps necessary to defeat Type 2 Diabetes. In the last 6 weeks - I've brought my blood sugar levels to near normal levels through diet and exercise. And this surgery is necessary to getting myself down to approximately 220lbs and walking, running and dancing. Oh - and Diabetes free - allowing me years to serve all of y'all by covering films and film events.


The surgery will take place Tuesday - May 20th at 10am (C.S.T.) at the AUSTIN SURGICAL HOSPITAL, 3003 BEE CAVES Rd, Austin, Tx 78746. (512) 314-3800. The surgical process takes 45 minutes - but they say I'll be under for approximately 3 hours. Once I come to, I'll update back here for a status on how everything went. Unless it all goes horrible... they poke my belly - it opens up, my belly jaws biting the surgeons arms off - they flame throw me, but I'll try to have my head crawl off and type a final message for all of you. But they tell me that hardly ever happens outside of the Arctic.

I'd like to thank all of you good folks that have written in with support and well wishes. But don't worry - people in a lot worse shape than I am in have done this and they've never lost anyone through the process. This is just my way of getting my physical body in the sort of shape that my life is already in. Which is to say - pretty fucking perfect.

I'll be writing in - in about 12-14 hours. Till then - lots of love!

Harry



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    Readers Talkback

  • May 19, 2008 11:42:37 PM CDT

    God Speed Harry

    by lyghthouse

    Good luck on surgery.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:44:17 PM CDT

    Godspeed

    by sherman_lives

    Been following this site since the start. May The Simpsons have to redesign Comic Book Guy to reflect your upcoming svelte physique.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:45:19 PM CDT

    CONGRATS, SERIOUSLY

    by derek wildstarr

    Harry my aunt went through the same surgery and lost hundreds of lbs. This is going to really change your life, but you gotta stay away from the cheetos and keep hittin the 24 hour fitness.
    Good luck, you can do it.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:45:49 PM CDT

    Oh, and kudos on "The Thing" reference.

    by lyghthouse

    You should watch it in the hospital.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:46:09 PM CDT

    Nice

    by altoandando

    Get better... get great. Thanks for all!

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  • May 19, 2008 11:47:22 PM CDT

    good luck Harry

    by tarl_cabot

    best wishes.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:47:34 PM CDT

    Thoughts and Prayers

    by farsky

    Good luck, Harry, and congratulations on the steps you've already taken. May this one aid you even more.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:49:48 PM CDT

    best of luck

    by hauptman

    just don't set the goal so high that you'll forever be disappointed. 200 pounds lost via LAP-BAND would be incredible, way beyond the norm. either way, if you work at it, you're life is about to take a very positive turn.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:50:19 PM CDT

    Good luck!

    by chutneylix

    gluck harry and congratulations on the progress you've made so far. Wish you the best, I'm sure everyone here will be hoping for the best.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:51:00 PM CDT

    Good luck Harry.

    by digitalcos

    Sounds like you're making some good choices.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:51:03 PM CDT

    Good luck

    by beeslo

    Its good to see that you are trying to take your physical well being in a more positive direction. In a way, perhaps being diagnosed with diabetes will be the best thing that ever happened to you. Because hopefully you will now be able to lead a longer life to enjoy that little thing called film. Had it not been for this diagnoses, you may had continued in your current physical track record and could have quite possibly died at a much earlier age from heart problems or other obesity issues.

    So good luck, man.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:51:09 PM CDT

    Had a kidney transplant 8 years ago...

    by lyghthouse

    I know its nowhere near the same thing, but I know how shitty the white room is. Still, you'll get through this just fine. Maybe AICN can come up with some cool thing people can contribute to and give you in the hospital. Oh, and don't watch funny movies. Laughing really hurts the incisions.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:51:17 PM CDT

    Long Time Reader First Time Writer

    by thegrnmachine

    Good luck Harry! You will be in our thoughts and prayers!

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  • May 19, 2008 11:51:57 PM CDT

    Good Luck, Harry

    by nascentia

    You've been an inspiration to this (former) journalist for a long time, and I wish you well.

    I know it sounds weird coming from someone you've never met, but I'm very proud and happy for you that you've gotten so much of this under control by yourself. I've had my own issues in life, never as serious as this, but I can't say that I've always been able to make the necessary changes to better myself all the time. I'm glad you can.

    Good luck, and God Speed, Mr. Goodspeed.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:52:14 PM CDT

    Good luck.

    by pornking

    I hope the surgery goes well and you get in shape. I'll never fully understand how anyone can let themselves get to the point that they can't go up a flight of stairs without wheezing, but I respect the fact that impending blindness and death were enough to motivate you to lose weight. GL sir, and hopefully if and when the weight comes off it doesn't take impending death to keep it off.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:53:05 PM CDT

    dude my dad had the gastric and now hes

    by theredtoad

    SKINNYASFUCKI never though I'd live to see the day where I weighed more than my dad.. but I do. I'm 165.. he used to be 350. Now he's 150. You can do it Harry! I KNOW you can!

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  • May 19, 2008 11:53:08 PM CDT

    AWESOME

    by spursfanjd

    Dude, congrads on taking a big step towards making your life better, you deserve it man, you live the dream, live it out, all the way

    you rule Harry

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  • May 19, 2008 11:53:36 PM CDT

    Great news Harry!

    by moto

    Life is short... good to know you're ready and willing to make it last as long as possible. Takes a lot of courage to do that.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:53:36 PM CDT

    Yer in our prayers Harry

    by knightshift

    See you on the flip side dude.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:53:37 PM CDT

    Good Luck! But.....

    by gay jesus christ

    Rethink this dude! Your Fatness is your golden egg. The reason why your site is so sucessful is cause nerds are spiteful and hate success. They see you and your tonnage and think to themselves "Harry has everything, he's got money, he writes sort of good, his parents own a comic book store, I hate his ass, oh wait, he's a horribly obese fattie? I guess that negates his other qualities and makes me relate to him more". You are shooting yourself in the foot if you are getting rid of all that glorious fat. I mean all the AICN interstitial animations are based upon the grotesque fat flesh that you possess. This is like Kerri Russell cutting off her curly hair in Felicity. Look what Happened! This will be bad.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:54:11 PM CDT

    Good luck, man.

    by jae683

    Hope it goes well.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:56:57 PM CDT

    think of all the soap

    by gavinvandraven

    they could make if they just lipo'ed your ass instead! har har. good luck harry. hope to see your new studly man body soon!

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  • May 19, 2008 11:57:19 PM CDT

    Best wishes, Harry

    by guu-sama

    I've had operations -- big fun! Good luck, and be at least as good as is likely :D

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  • May 19, 2008 11:57:58 PM CDT

    So Glad You're Doing This

    by mrbeaks

    I just hope they don't find a Manitou while they're poking around in there. Best of luck dropping the weight. We've all got to wrestle our personal Shutes.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:58:36 PM CDT

    STUPID FAT FUCK

    by spidermanfreak20

    Dont get surgery! It's your hypothalamus gland that is out of whack and makes you crave food. There is the ROOT of your problem. Fix that the rest will flow.

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  • May 19, 2008 11:58:45 PM CDT

    Vaya con Dios

    by darth rod

    Best wishes Harry, transforming from the stereotype geek one step at a time, first getting married and then to thinland! best wishes. Gonna miss those glorious fat harry flash animations jokes!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:01:12 AM CDT

    Good luck!!!

    by animus

    No fancy fat jokes here... Good luck, Harry. Oh, and Lapband on hairy = Nipples on Batman.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:01:41 AM CDT

    The Harry in the Corner

    by headgeek

    Will always be Fat Harry. I leave that to him. That and Cartuna loves animating the fat me. I can't take his love for fat men away... it just wouldn't be right.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:01:44 AM CDT

    Dammit...

    by animus

    I meant, "Harry", although, I'm pretty sure you're hairy anyways.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:02:01 AM CDT

    good luck harry

    by el borak

    sending a prayer on the mind waves for ya.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:02:08 AM CDT

    Best of wishes, like all the rest, but...

    by zooty882

    ...52lbs in six weeks already!!!

    That, my friend, deserves major kudos all on it's own! I'm just trying to lose 40 to help my back and that's tough enough.

    Hope the surgery goes well.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:02:14 AM CDT

    Speedy Recovery...

    by mystic_dreamer

    to a new life! Best to you, mate!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:02:54 AM CDT

    Walnuts Will Give You Sensation Of Being Full

    by spidermanfreak20

    "It gives me the sensation of being FULL - thus ending craving and hunger issues."

    There are walnuts you can eat cost you less than surgery less stressful.

    STUPID FAT FUCK! DONT GET THE SURGERY FIX YOUR HYPOTHALAMUS GLAND AND EAT WALNUTS!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:03:46 AM CDT

    All The Best, Harry

    by screamingpenis

    get well soon. take it one day at a time.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:03:53 AM CDT

    Hey good luck, man

    by zakari paolon

    I like your reviews, and our movie taste are pretty much identical, so I need you to keep writing reviews for me to point at with my finger and say SEE? SEE? when friends think a movie I like sucks. So good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:04:11 AM CDT

    God bless you Harry!

    by carbonara

    You are in our prayers!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:05:38 AM CDT

    so happy Harry is not doing a reality show about this

    by badmrwonka

    although it would be better than 99% of them out there...Herc would still like Veronica Mars better...good luck big guy, everyone here feels like we know you, and we're all here because of you. and that means the world. get healthy and stay that way, and when this site's 50th anniversary rolls around, don't forget us original talkbackers! good luck and happy healing.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:06:11 AM CDT

    Good Luck...

    by wraith777

    you're gonna need it...I got your promise, not a scratch.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:06:45 AM CDT

    Best of luck...

    by potsy

    ...on the surgery and lifestyle change. No one ever regrets a healthy diet and exercise. You'll be amazed at the difference in the quality of your life. Thanks for the site and all you do!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:07:04 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!!

    by buffywrestling

  • May 20, 2008 12:12:09 AM CDT

    Return of The Thin Man

    by det. john kimble

    Great job on the weight loss already. Have a nice sleep and a great surgery.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:12:09 AM CDT

    everything will go well

    by the knight

    think about all the things you'll be doing after surgery buddy, don't let anything negative come to your mind. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:13:57 AM CDT

    Good luck fatboy..

    by billyeveryteen

    Only, I guess, less so.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:14:11 AM CDT

    do yoga harry!

    by vbmilo

    harry get your butt up and do some yoga, not only will you burn fat but spiritually you will be golden, especially bikram yoga which can help defeat diabetes, look it up brother, god bless!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:14:26 AM CDT

    do yoga harry!

    by vbmilo

    harry get your butt up and do some yoga, not only will you burn fat but spiritually you will be golden, especially bikram yoga which can help defeat diabetes, look it up brother, god bless!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:14:59 AM CDT

    That's great, Harry. And...

    by anti-fanboy

    I love you, man! Hey, I've been knocking a few back, makes it OK. This has been my favorite site forever, and you're one of the most awesome geeks that ever lived. Good luck, my friend I've never met.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:16:26 AM CDT

    Good luck

    by lex romero

    Simple enough operation so the good luck is more for the weight loss in general. If Peter Jackson can do it so can you.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:16:51 AM CDT

    52 pounds in 6 weeks?

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    is that even a healthy level of weight loss?

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  • May 20, 2008 12:17:22 AM CDT

    But best of luck man

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    and congrats on losing those first 50 pounds!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:18:05 AM CDT

    Good luck, Harry

    by cretik22

    I hope the surgery goes well.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:18:43 AM CDT

    My first lapband cost $20 and the boner lasted for hours

    by ryanmurray

    ...oh, lapBAND. Ohhhhhhh. Oh!
    Best of luck, man. Let's just hope that while Moriarty is in charge he doesn't fuck up the Galactica the way Saul Tigh did when Bill Adama was under. :) (BAD CYLON MORIARTY, BAD!)

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  • May 20, 2008 12:19:41 AM CDT

    I hope it's a boy

    by oquatanginwann

    Then he can share his love of comics and stuff with a son.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:20:52 AM CDT

    You can do it Harry

    by jay mammoth

    Just keep on dieting, and exercising.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:21:48 AM CDT

    Kia kaha bro'

    by zer05um

    Good luck man - see you on the other side of the op.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:23:11 AM CDT

    Who's next? Mario Battali, Comic Book Guy?

    by aloy

  • May 20, 2008 12:23:32 AM CDT

    Good luck, dude.

    by coursinlarry

    I'm rootin' for you, man. Good luck. Be healthy. We need you around to write reviews for our children, and our children's children.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:23:53 AM CDT

    I Have Images Of Harry Wearing A Fatsuit...

    by troutmaskreplicant

    ...Like "Mom" from Futurama...

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  • May 20, 2008 12:26:18 AM CDT

    Good Luck

    by tron

    Harry, I have a friend who has had a simular op, years past....

    If you need advise from someone who had to do a diet change due to surgery... contact me and I will get you in contact with him..
    He was a head chef at rice diet house in Durham....search grinch and "rice diet" on the web.... be careful on what meds they give you and do not loose the weight too fast,,, it may affect your kidneys the way it did my friend.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:26:36 AM CDT

    Best Wishes Harry!

    by rindain

    And remember to enjoy the painkillers while you have a legit excuse to take 'em!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:27:43 AM CDT

    good luck bro

    by reckni

    You're in my thoughts, be well, stay strong.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:30:12 AM CDT

    Your kids will thank you

    by farmercotton

    Hey Harry,

    Be strong, my man. The trick with surgery like this is patience. It's going to hurt like fuck for a while but six months from now you'll feel awesome. And your kids will thank you someday for having had the courage to go through with this.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:30:19 AM CDT

    Love you back Headgeek!!

    by hercules

    Now get skinny!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:30:30 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry

    by archangel7883

    Fifty pounds in six weeks is awesome.

    (I wish I could GAIN 50 pounds in six weeks)

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  • May 20, 2008 12:30:58 AM CDT

    Best to you, Harry

    by big dumb ape

    This is one of those life-changing things that all geeks can sincerely get behind you on. It's great to hear that you're taking charge of your health in far better ways, and I'm sure some amazing results will follow. So best to you on the operation and here's hoping it improves your life in all the ways you dream of!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:32:40 AM CDT

    good luck, bossman

    by quint

    I'll come visit you in the afternoon... I really want to sprinkle Tobasco on your surgical wound while you're bedridden and can't stop me. Tomorrow's gonna be a good day...

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  • May 20, 2008 12:34:36 AM CDT

    Good luck man.

    by mr.brownstone

    Get a goods nights rest.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:40:53 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by freerangecelt

    Kudos to you for being proactive with your life! We will be thinking good thoughts for you!

    Free (and wife Dubh)

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  • May 20, 2008 12:40:57 AM CDT

    Be healthy!

    by dingbatty

  • May 20, 2008 12:41:01 AM CDT

    Way to go dude!

    by codymr

    My Dad was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, but unlike you, he has not taken steps to control the illness. That said, my sister and I are very aware of what diabetes can do and we are both active people who enjoy a nutritious meals. and unlike our father, we are fit and not pear shaped, with a BMI within a normal range. A good diet does not have to taste as dull as crap and exercise just becomes part of your daily routine. Good luck man, I'm guessing that you will be pleasantly surprised with the results of a little effort on your part.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:41:07 AM CDT

    speedy recovery make it so........

    by jeanluc dickhard

    good luck soon to be skinny dude

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  • May 20, 2008 12:41:56 AM CDT

    may the force be with you harry

    by prossor

    keep on keepin big fella!

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  • It's not a fun way to live you life...

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  • May 20, 2008 12:42:24 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry man!

    by quake ii

    I've been lurking on these boards for 10 years (under a couple different names) and you've supplied me with years of gossip, reviews and time-killing pleasure. Get healthy, stick around a while and keep doing what you do best...Loving cinema.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:42:25 AM CDT

    My sister is getting operated on Wednesday

    by orionsangels

    So I'm nervous myself. My sister had Gastric Bypass Surgery or Stomach Stapling back in 2003. She was over 300 pounds. She became as skinny as a stick. Then gained a little back in the last few years. Then she had her breast done and a tummy tuck. Now she's having her breast fixed again and more extra fat removed. She's 37, married with 3 kids. She doesn't seem worried at all. In fact she's super happy about it. While me and the rest of her family can't sleep from worrying so much. So I can relate to what your wife and family are going through Harry. Good luck! Even though I talk smack here sometimes. I love ya Harry and all you guys.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:47:56 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry!

    by whytee

    Sending good vibes, luck and much love your way!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:49:15 AM CDT

    Fantastic Luck To You

    by smallerdemon

    Great good luck to you through the surgery from me placeboeffect, and the impending Unit Z (although, she can't wish you luck herself I'm sure she would if she could). I am incredibly happy that you've had your shakubuku coinciding with your desire for the surgery. I can't see anything but good results in the future.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:50:27 AM CDT

    Give 'Em Hell Ex-Fat Ass!

    by drtobiasfunke

    Best of luck man!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:50:38 AM CDT

    Good luck, Harry

    by razorback

    May the Force and the doctor's steady hand be with you.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:51:23 AM CDT

    You Do Whatever,

    by pulagatha

    You Do Whatever It Takes, Big Guy. I'm not the biggest fan of your orgasm spewing reviews, but damn it I still appreciate your point of view and thoughts on things.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:51:30 AM CDT

    Down to you, big fella!

    by biggusdickus

    My very best wishes for a successful operation and a positive change of mindset when you get out. You're a strong man, Harry, a highly-focussed individual who is more than capable of channelling this focus into re-inventing yourself.Keep an old pic of yourself. Get angry when you look at it. Never mind all that Hippy claptrap about'love', what you need is 'anger' - focussed anger can inspire us to truly epic achievements.Get angry, Harry. Get fit and truly LIVE. The candle's lit, the prayers are said, and there's a phenomenal amount of people on your side, here.Best of British, my man!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:53:08 AM CDT

    Good luck brotha

    by jimmy_009

    Get better soon.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:53:26 AM CDT

    Best wishes dude.

    by stereotypical evil archer

    Food sucks. Unless it's Yoplait Whips Chocolate Mousse Style and Flintstone's Vitamins...I love the purple Bettys. And Pedialyte, the ultimate hangover cure.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:53:52 AM CDT

    Good luck!

    by stealthbeagle

    I hope it all goes smoothly and I look forward to updates on your post-op life and what the changes are like for you.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:56:35 AM CDT

    Kick ass man!

    by scrolly

    All the best.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:57:07 AM CDT

    Wow, 50 pounds...

    by majormajormajor

    ...that's pretty impressive. Is it too late to enter Harry into the Olympics?

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  • May 20, 2008 12:57:18 AM CDT

    417??!!??

    by mr.underwater

    Good god man! Yeah, I'd say a lapband is in order. Good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:59:13 AM CDT

    SPOILER ALERT

    by pirateemery

    Good luck, man...

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  • May 20, 2008 1:01:19 AM CDT

    PLANT!!!!!

    by fa fa fooey

    Give 'em hell, Harry!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:04:37 AM CDT

    PLANT!!!

    by horace cox

    This had to be posted by an insider...

    But seriously, good luck Big Red and hurry back.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:04:39 AM CDT

    Hope the op goes well

    by david26

    Best of luck Harry

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  • May 20, 2008 1:05:48 AM CDT

    Lapband surgery..

    by themasterofnonsense

    ..raped my childhood.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:07:00 AM CDT

    Take care of your health before...

    by dirkbelig

    ...you need to have drastic measures taken to get yourselves healthy. Eat right, exercise, and LIVE!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:07:22 AM CDT

    NOT AN EASY SOLUTION HG

    by greigy just wanted to say

    It requires alot of work and disciplin... GOOD LUCK

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  • May 20, 2008 1:07:49 AM CDT

    Best of luck Harry!

    by neosamurai85

    For all the gripes and issues over the years with the site and your reviews, the truth is you created a space for geeks to be geeks. You introduced many of us to many films we probably wouldn't have come across on our own. Living out in the sticks, I know at many times I wouldn't have stayed critically engaged in films if I didn't duke it out on this site with others. I've been reading Ain't It Cool News for about nine or so years now, from a young teen arguing that Alien Vs Predator was a bad idea for a movie, to a college student pursuing a career teaching film. So for all the bitching and moaning and genuine issues with the site, I still can't say thanks enough for simply creating the site and keeping it up. Wish you the best man! Peace.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:08:20 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry

    by dav8515

    All the best and dedication to make this work

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  • May 20, 2008 1:10:06 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry!!

    by allpowerfulwizardofoz

    That's fantastic news that you are making such a positive lifestyle change. I wish you nothing but the best. I am also on Atkins and I lost 50ibs. I am currently at 200 and shooting for 175. I know you can do it!! My fear was what is your reality as that runs in my family on both sides so yeah it's now or never. Once you on the diet for a while it will be come 2nd nature and you will rarely miss the carbs. Can't wait to hear the update.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:10:48 AM CDT

    See You In 12 Or So Hours!

    by rickdeckard1

    Good luck Harry, I know all will be fine.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:15:00 AM CDT

    Believe it or not...

    by yesiamaplant

    ...my brother is going under tomorrow (5/20) for gastric sleeve (sort of like gastric bypass, except they leave part of your stomach, and more of your large intestine) at around 2pm your time. I'm worried sick about him as he's currently so heavy they can't even weigh him on a conventional hospital scale (that's 550 plus, folks). Kind of opportunistic to ask you all to throw a little good will his way as this is really about Harry (his site and all), but if you could see your way clear to just spreading the hope out to two fat men tomorrow, I'd be much obliged.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:15:19 AM CDT

    Get well soon Harry

    by geodesigns

  • May 20, 2008 1:15:55 AM CDT

    with all the 'aicn' references in this talkback...

    by soup74

    how has no one said youre going to be the 'sexiest tomboy beanpole' yet?good luck harry!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:17:04 AM CDT

    Nothing annoys me more...

    by fleet

    ...Than listening to everyone gushing over how fantastic this is...

    ...It seriously wouldn't have been a problem if he had the constitution to look after himself in the first place...

    Sure, the LapBand will reduce the hunger, but so would eating a balanced diet... Hell, you could even resort to medication which suppresses the appetite...

    Launching into the LapBand, well I hope you don't suffer the heart-burn, stomach pains and continuous vomiting a lot of patients go through while their body adapts to the fact that it's stomach is now unable to hold food the way it wants to...



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  • May 20, 2008 1:19:23 AM CDT

    God Bless!!!

    by media messiah

    This kind of surgery, in fact, any kind of surgery is very dangerous and should not be taken for granted by any of us. You have my prayers Harry. But, as you already know...you are blessed in many ways because you have a family, and means of supporting them...and that is a gift directly from God!!! The Greatest Gift!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:21:37 AM CDT

    R U expecting phone calls, "get well" cards and flowers?

    by thebearovingian

    Thanks for the surgery center's address and phone number. They're gonna get pranked unmercifully now.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:21:58 AM CDT

    well....

    by jedihillis

    Hopefully this will help you out in living a more full and complete lifestyle. Cheers and best of luck.

    And don't forget to get out of the house every once in a while. It's good for you.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:22:03 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry

    by cineninja

    My sister was overweight her entire life then in her 30s started Atkins...now she competes in marathons...you can do it.
    Best of Luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:22:48 AM CDT

    Be safe Harry

    by thedark0knight

    seriously man I hope everything goes perfect

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  • May 20, 2008 1:23:12 AM CDT

    best wishes

    by the scientist

    I don't talkback much, but I'll add on to the support. I've had fun occasionally contributing over the last several years, so come back and keep the site going!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:25:41 AM CDT

    Good thoughts go out to you.

    by uncapie

  • May 20, 2008 1:27:36 AM CDT

    Good luck, sir!!

    by clone-o-mat

    Thoughts, prayers and generally good vibes. Zzzzt! There! That was one just now.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:28:12 AM CDT

    in our prayers buddy!

    by hegele

    good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:29:52 AM CDT

    What's a SPOILER! warning in regards to real-world surgery?

    by badwaldo s revenge

    Is there a metaphor or secret meaning to "spoiling" the details? This is real life, not a biopic.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:30:17 AM CDT

    Kick ass, Harry!

    by dulcebase

    I wish you the absolute best of luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:32:00 AM CDT

    Knock this out of the park Harry!

    by hallmitchell

    Eat well. While you are recovering. Howard stern went through a weight issue. He documented it in Miss America. Check it out Harry. You've got plenty of great years left, yet you can't do it in Heaven.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:32:46 AM CDT

    Best Wishes Harry

    by topaz4206

    Thank you for sharing your love of film -- as well as your life, good and bad, with us. Everything will go just fine -- you have many decades of joy yet to discover!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:33:46 AM CDT

    All blessings, Harry

    by boromir

    It's awesome that you're going so far to get something you want--that's real balls on display. Kick some ass, and we'll be waiting for you right here afterwards!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:35:35 AM CDT

    Boromir - Showing REAL BALLS? Give me a fucking break...

    by fleet

    ...How is Harry going in for surgery showing real balls? What a fucking cop out...

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  • May 20, 2008 1:36:14 AM CDT

    Bold move, Harry.

    by blackhole4140

    Even the haters are impressed with your resolve. Make this chance stick, man.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:38:53 AM CDT

    Look, I know Im in the minority here...

    by fleet

    ...and there's probably only 3 or 4 people that might agree with me - But seriously, if Harry really had the guts (no pun intended) to "go so far to get something he wants" or if he had "resolve" then he wouldn't have allowed things to get as bad as they did before he sat up and took notice...

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  • May 20, 2008 1:40:34 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry!

    by kungfuhustler84

    And don't worry about "spoiling" it for all us geeks. May visions of Indy's dance in your heads. And if you wake up in a tub full of ice with one of your kidney's missing, then the mission has failed. :) Seriously, good luck dude!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:41:14 AM CDT

    Congrats on doing it! I backed out TWICE!

    by pixelsmack

    First I backed out of GB and then LB. I too am fat and happy but fear one day my motivation will come much in the same terrifying form as yours, or worse.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:44:10 AM CDT

    I'm not usually a well wisher... But

    by flint_ironstag

    I'm stoked over the changes you are making in your life. I made some changes that are similar to yours lately... minus the lap band... and minus the 7xl shirts... and the 62 waist pants... I hope your changes exceed the lap band and you do more for yourself. Hit the weights and be the type of geek that jocks fear!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:44:27 AM CDT

    Best of luck buddy

    by strangelovedr

    I've been reading this site for years (this is where I came when Singer's first X-Men movie came out) and have been addicted ever since. Me and my roommate check it everyday and both of us hope for nothing but the best from your surgery. I think I did a talkback years ago and this is my first since. I felt like I should write something because this website has been a staple pretty much everyday since those first X-Men updates. Be well and get hardcore healthy, son!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:44:43 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry !

    by timmighty

    Everything will be fine.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:44:46 AM CDT

    Good luck

    by bollocks

    Been lurking here for about 8 years now. Good luck, Harry. A positive move and one, I hope, that will improve your life no end. All the best dude.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:47:38 AM CDT

    God, this is gonna be weird

    by massawyrm 1

    So weird. I was fine knowing that I could walk over to your house and kick your ass. I don't feel as comfortable now that I know that you can return the favor. See you sometime in the next 48 brotherman.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:51:17 AM CDT

    Harry's Gotta Eat!!!!!!!

    by vwantsrevenge

    Only not as much, and like eight times a day.

    Good luck big man, it should go smooth. My friend got it about two years ago, and he lost 80 something pounds... of course, he was no where as big as you, so that's a lot for him.

    But, man, now all we got is that you're a ginger, and that's nowhere near as fun as calling someone fat. GET WELL SOON!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:54:56 AM CDT

    God bless you, Harry

    by munro kelly

    You'll be in my prayers.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:57:27 AM CDT

    love how this has a spoiler warning

    by nerfherder111

    well, i guess he did kind of ruin it by telling us its gna turn out alright.
    good luck harry, hope ur sources are accurate

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  • May 20, 2008 1:59:54 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by otm shank

    You will find that sex is even more fun when you can see you dick! ;)

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  • May 20, 2008 2:01:00 AM CDT

    Best of luck Harry!

    by goonie

    Hey man, we are all super amped that you are having this procedure and taking care of yourself. Without you around for decades to come, the internet and film world wouldn't be the same. Speedy recovery!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:03:26 AM CDT

    All the Best Harry

    by fineus fog

    thinknig of you and hope all goes well for you and your loved ones.

    Kia Kaha Kia Mau (stand strong stand proud)

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  • May 20, 2008 2:04:32 AM CDT

    Good luck, man!

    by holeman

    Seriously, this is the best thing you could do for your yourself. I'm proud of you for doing something about your weight. Diabetes is no joke. Plus, as a bonus to us, we'll never have to read another review where you describe lifting your gut to get at some hot, little actress and let's face it, that's an image we could all do without! Good luck, man!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:05:01 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by alucardvsdracula

    Get well soon.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:10:26 AM CDT

    Best of success

    by darth-mike

    On your surgery...

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  • May 20, 2008 2:15:10 AM CDT

    Good luck, big man!

    by motoko kusanagi

    And DAMN YOU, George Lucas!DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:15:22 AM CDT

    Good luck

    by louiscedar

    hope everything goes well! and good luck in your fight against diabetes, I'm sure you'll kick it's ass.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:17:23 AM CDT

    CONGRATS HAROLD!!

    by crab_cakes

    RECOVER QUICKLY AND WATCH A LOT OF COOL STOP MOTION GOODNESS WHILST RECUPERATING!!!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:19:52 AM CDT

    Good luck

    by gwai lo

    You big gushing tub of hyperbole. For real though, good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:20:32 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by bod33

    Look forward to your next post.
    Be well

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  • May 20, 2008 2:21:09 AM CDT

    On your marks...get set...

    by foonacha

    Go - Go - Speed - Dieter!
    Best of British with the OP Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:23:26 AM CDT

    God love ya, man! You're doing the right thing.

    by heywood jablomie

    You'll look like a tomboy beanpole before you know it.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:24:36 AM CDT

    Best of luck, big guy!

    by docpazuzu

    My thoughts are with you today.

    Oh, and I laughed my ass off at The Thing ref. Class!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:24:56 AM CDT

    Bless you Harry!

    by deadboy1313

    I hope the surgery goes smoothly and your plans for a healthier life go well. If you need something to help fight the food cravings, run a google image search on Bea Arthur. Someone more twisted than the rest of us has made nude paintings of her. If you can eat after looking at those, your stomach is stronger than mine.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:25:30 AM CDT

    Kiss that big ass goodbye!

    by redwingshoolihan

    That really doesn't sound like something nice to say to someone going into surgery.....Good Luck Harry!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:26:39 AM CDT

    "Harry you beanpole fuck, this review sucks!"

    by mansep

    ^ a taste of the future. good luck dude

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  • May 20, 2008 2:27:30 AM CDT

    Good Luck, Ain't-it-cool rules

    by bullet3

    Despite disagreements with the community on your film tastes, you are very commendable for setting up a place like this where film geeks can hang out. Hope to hear from you soon.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:27:41 AM CDT

    Good luck big guy

    by moffatd

    you be back up and posting in no time

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  • May 20, 2008 2:29:31 AM CDT

    take care buddy!

    by santiagoatez

    a speedy recovery!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:29:38 AM CDT

    That operation sounds horrible

    by d o o d

    Good luck with it and I hope that the results work well for you.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:29:44 AM CDT

    Buena suerte, gordo

    by cuervojones

    Good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:30:55 AM CDT

    Thoughts and prayers HK!

    by forvalakafobic

    Hey, when you are all slim and trim and ripped and stuff though don’t be trying to steal my girl, you already have a hottie. Good luck man!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:31:42 AM CDT

    Diabetes free?

    by v'shael

  • May 20, 2008 2:32:44 AM CDT

    good luck Harry!

    by virtual_ninja

    You are making the right choice.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:33:46 AM CDT

    Diabetes free?

    by v'shael

    Dude, it can go into remission if you're lucky and keep up the healthy lifestyle. But you'd never be diabetes free.

    Best of luck though.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:36:12 AM CDT

    good luck Harry.

    by darwinmayflower

  • May 20, 2008 2:37:39 AM CDT

    All the best!

    by filmfunk

    See you on the other side of the op!I think surgery is a last resort but when it helps this much then it's all good and with your turn around in lifestyle too it will all work itself into a routine! I watched a program the other night about an american dad having to get cut out his own home and winched onto a truck to get lots of weight removed surgically and it broke my heart to see the daughter at the end talking about how great it will be to get her dad back while feeding her newborn baby a BigMac!!! There needs to be a big push with nutritional education as well as the personal efforts made by the individual like yourself and something done bigtime about all the cheap fast food that makes it easier and more affordable than REAL food!? then we can all get back to normal and enjoying a healthy lifestyle again!Good Luck H!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:40:32 AM CDT

    Best wishes for tomorrow man!

    by kraken

    And when you wake up with a little Vaseline around your asshole, you'll know what went on in the other 2 hours you were out.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:41:31 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry !

    by tristanchi

    Hope everything goes according to plan Harry, and i congratulate you on taking positive action and tkaing control of you life. Good luck and a hope a speedy recovery and ultimate success in you goals.
    Take care x

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  • May 20, 2008 2:45:21 AM CDT

    Agreed - Good Luck

    by papawapa

    And 52lbs in 6 weeks is stellar. Stand fast, because it's a life long battle.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:45:23 AM CDT

    Al the best Harry

    by boba fat

    Can they keep some of that fat for AICN soap?

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  • May 20, 2008 2:46:35 AM CDT

    best of luck, big guy

    by newc0253

    get strong like wolf.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:46:55 AM CDT

    if peter jackson can do it

    by teddy_duchamp

    so can you big man, Good luck. my thoughts are with you.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:48:52 AM CDT

    Hary, do some tai chi

    by board shitlez

    Seriously, it'll aid your recovery and your balance and it's a good introduction to exercise. Then do Wing Chun, then aikido, then deathfist Level Beta secret skills which can only be learned from Master Hudan in the foothills of Tibet. Then kick the shit out of anyone who mocked your pre-band fatness. Best of luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:51:01 AM CDT

    This year's little miss lapband!

    by phillyflopper

    Someone had to say it. Best of luck man.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:51:45 AM CDT

    Kurt Russell called...

    by phillyflopper

    and he says "Get well soon!"

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  • May 20, 2008 2:59:19 AM CDT

    Thanks Harry.

    by harlow

    I'm not a prayer, but I just mumbled one to whomever might be listening, be it God, Buddha, the Universal Mind, or just my dog Enid laying on the floor. I really, truly and sincerely wish you well. I'm sure you'll be fine. You have way too many film folk to suck up to or piss off (depending on who you ask). I'm glad you are tackling your diabetes problem head on. It's kind of weird, but know that there are people out there, who don't even know you, that are worrying about you and wish the best for you. Get well and take it easy after the surgery. When I was a kid my mom thought Ebert was the end all, be all, when it came to movies. If Ebert said it sucked, then my family didn't go. Well know that you're my Ebert. I'll be thinking of you today. Get better. ((Fuck... that was one of the sappiest things I've ever written you fat bastard!! I mean it though.))

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  • May 20, 2008 2:59:36 AM CDT

    45 mins, that's not even the length of a Star Trek ep

    by benbraddock

    Should go by in a flash! Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 3:02:55 AM CDT

    If you're interested in diet change...

    by tendeuchen

    http://www.hacres.com/home/home.asp

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  • May 20, 2008 3:03:13 AM CDT

    Here's to a speedy recovery and to better health!

    by -=shin=-

    Take care mate!

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  • May 20, 2008 3:04:27 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by photoboy

    I hope it goes well!

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  • May 20, 2008 3:04:56 AM CDT

    Get well soon, you ginger haired Commie!

    by james westfall

    Much love to my fellow Texan; I'll be keeping you in my prayers. Stay strong, stay focused and win this fight. =)

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  • May 20, 2008 3:06:16 AM CDT

    DAMMIT HARRY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

    by rickslamu2

    Don't you realise mister Tiger costume donning, moving scathing, size of mount everest fat ass! as the LAST person anyone EVER thought to lose weight, YOUR TAKING AWAY THE ONLY ALIBY FOR THE REST OF US!!!Now the people who love us/ incessently wine and bitch about our weight, NOW HAVE A NEW WEPON TO WITCH TO USE IN OUR SUBJUGATION!!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU TURNED YOUR BACK ON YOUR OWN PEOPLE!!!(ahem)eventhose of us who (Caugh) arn't as rotund. But seriously hop your out of the Hospital and back home soon.
    PS IF the operation scar is big and knarly POST SOME PICS HERE!!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 3:09:34 AM CDT

    Harry gotta (not) eat...

    by skraggo

    I've been coming to this site every day for the past 11 years, Harry. We've never met, and yet in some weird way it seems like I know you. What a strange and wonderful thing this internet is. I wish you the best, Big Red. Speedy recovery and all that. From one film geek to another. Thanks for all the years, and here's looking forward to all the years to come.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:11:26 AM CDT

    Love you man

    by hamo455

    This site helped me stay sane through some tough times, so all the best, I hope it does the same for you.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:12:29 AM CDT

    We want to see that spartan abs, Harry!

    by wonderboys

    Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 3:17:47 AM CDT

    Good luck Harold

    by admiralneck

    You're going to be just fine. Once you see the changes, you won't want to stop, but just don't stop before that happens. It's the start that's the tough part. Once you've been doing it a while, exercise is almost fun. Almost.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:20:26 AM CDT

    may the surgery go well and you have a full recovery

    by bacci40

    you will be in my prayers...

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  • May 20, 2008 3:25:21 AM CDT

    All the best Harry

    by gabba-uk

    Thinking of you and stay of the junk food fella. You deserve to get mobile again.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:28:53 AM CDT

    Best of Luck Man!

    by paddyirishman

    May you have the luck of the Irish on your side.. Seriously man, you must be part Paddy with the carrot top hair. Joking aside.. your a legend and I wish you every success with your surgery and recovery!

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  • May 20, 2008 3:32:01 AM CDT

    Good luck to you, Harry!

    by col. tigh-fighter

    I hope the surgery goes well, and that you get yourself where you want to be healthwise. :)

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  • May 20, 2008 3:39:32 AM CDT

    good luck big fella

    by v for vienetta

    all the best

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  • May 20, 2008 3:41:54 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry

    by tolomey

    Wishing you a speedy recovery

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  • May 20, 2008 3:52:24 AM CDT

    Don't forget the sponge bath!

    by mcpot

    Best wishes Harry. You'll be a lean - mean fireball mang. Proud of ya! Cheers ... Mike

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  • May 20, 2008 3:53:31 AM CDT

    Good for you

    by i own you

    Losing that weight before getting this surgery; get well soon, stay cool always.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:58:04 AM CDT

    Good luck

    by m0reta

    I'm sure your back will thank you too Harry for the breast reduction. :-D

    Good luck w/ the surgery!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:01:02 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry!

    by m_reporter

    All the best with the surgery and recovery.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:01:19 AM CDT

    All the Best Wishes from Vienna

    by minstrel

    Hey there Geek-lord :)
    Wish you all the best for the surgery and the times to come! You'll manage this challenge, I'm sure!
    Greetz from Vienna, Austria!
    Prab

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  • May 20, 2008 4:01:55 AM CDT

    Luck is for the weak. Give 'em Hell!

    by gooboy

    Ain't It Cool News won't be the same without a fat geek of Jabba-like proportions at the helm...but then again, it wouldn't be anything without Harry at the helm, so we need ya healthy and happy! We're all thinking of you. Also, remember for every 20 pounds you lose you will regain roughly a half inch of johnson. This will make a very happy Yoko.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:07:34 AM CDT

    Fleet: Fuck off. Seriously.

    by boromir

    You haven't a fucking clue what you're talking about, and you don't care that you don't have a clue--you'll go right on giving your opinion anyway like the douchebag you are. This isn't about your opinion of what makes people fat, dipshit. It's not about your self-righteous finger-wagging wisdom, dipshit. It's about Harry and Harry's surgery, dipshit.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:08:09 AM CDT

    Best Wishes from Ireland!

    by westiebestie

    Best of luck with operation and recovery Harry. You and your cohort of fellow geeks (Moriarty, Quint, Vern, assorted Talkbackers et al) have given me great entertainment and information over the years. Long may it continue!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:10:02 AM CDT

    Best Wishes Harry

    by lost jarv

  • May 20, 2008 4:18:14 AM CDT

    All the best, Harry

    by bobo_vision

    I'm sure the surgery will go well without any complications, but I'll keep a positive thought for you. And lets hope you don't get bug eyes like Star Jones afterwards. Kidding.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:21:43 AM CDT

    It was the ANTARCTIC....

    by ray gamma

    Good luck Harry...

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  • May 20, 2008 4:23:30 AM CDT

    All the best HeadGeek - from Manchester

    by matdgz

    Sincerely, best of luck HeadGeek. Just don't go the other way now and get bulimia or some shit, coz' then you'd be able to read minds. And that would make one dangerous geek. All the best man.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:28:50 AM CDT

    Speedy recovery Harry

    by ayii

    ...and congrats and dropping the weight you already have via diet & exercise. That's a tough thing to do just on its own.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:30:02 AM CDT

    All the best, man

    by killah_mate

    You deserve it.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:30:03 AM CDT

    good luck mate.

    by obscura

    you've given me some inspiration to get off my fat arse and do something about it. cos if you can go through that, then losing some exccess baggage for me shouldnt be a lingering issue. may the force be with you!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:33:08 AM CDT

    God'

    by antibody

  • May 20, 2008 4:33:24 AM CDT

    Hail Harry the Skinny

    by theycallmemrglass

    Good luck with the surgery which is 100% safe. Have Yoko filming and put it up on youtube horror category!

    Going blind should never have been your ultimate persuasion. Dying from being fat would have really really fucked up your passion for film. I hope you will be happy to be the role model for other happy and content fat people sending a message to them that they will die young and thus fuck up their passions in life.

    Hail Harry the Skinny! You could turn out to be one handsome hunk. On the other hand, you could look like a potato. But so what, you'll live long and happy.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:38:51 AM CDT

    God's blessings upon you, Harry

    by antibody

    Here's hoping this will be a great opportunity for you to continue to work hard at improving your physical health. Don't forget to take time to think about things from an eternal perspective as well, though, dude. Even if you get a second chance with a new and improved body -- what's the current state of your soul? That having been said, I wish you all the best, Harry! Thanks for being so open and sharing your struggles with a community that can be so mean-spirited at times (i.e. we talk-backers). You are showing a lot of courage and fortitude, sir. I salute you!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:55:22 AM CDT

    Even though your probably outta surgery by now...

    by big_bubbaloola

    Good luck and hope it's gone well. May your recovery be swift and your weightloss controlled and balanced. Oh and another plus point, you get to say to Mr. Fallus again without looking in a mirror. Unless your related to Dirk Diggler!!

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  • May 20, 2008 5:03:49 AM CDT

    We love your web page

    by pym_slap

    Best of luck, big guy! Hope your old King Kong-size heart is copacetic with your new, teeny super-model belly. Be brave, like MacReady.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:05:46 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry.

    by mrfan

    Nuff Said.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:13:47 AM CDT

    A bit late

    by eggart

    But good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 5:15:51 AM CDT

    you're in all our prayers

    by coachaaron

    good luck harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:16:30 AM CDT

    Best of luck Harry!

    by ultragoregrind

    the subject says it all :)

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  • May 20, 2008 5:16:58 AM CDT

    Good luck!

    by 11dayempire

    Hope it all goes well.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:17:28 AM CDT

    Good luck fatty...no more, let's hope :)

    by jugs

    Have fun when you're under.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:18:34 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by thebige

    Guy at work went from 550+ to around 250 right now - and still losing. Good luck big guy, I want you still around to corrupt my children with your tasteless comments and cool reviews when they're old enough to see them!

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  • May 20, 2008 5:21:42 AM CDT

    My best friend just had this done

    by jerri blank

    In March. And she is already off all of the medication she used to take, her blood pressure is normal, and all signs of Type 2 Diabetes have vanished. Best of luck to you Harry!

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  • May 20, 2008 5:26:11 AM CDT

    I just want to tell you good luck.

    by thenorthlander

    We're all counting on you.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:26:31 AM CDT

    I just want to tell you good luck.

    by thenorthlander

    We're all counting on you.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:27:14 AM CDT

    (enters the cockpit again)

    by thenorthlander

    I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:32:37 AM CDT

    TOO SOON

    by themanwhojaped


    Good luck mate

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  • May 20, 2008 5:36:41 AM CDT

    All the best Harry

    by not hulk hogan

    Hope all goes well Champ

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  • May 20, 2008 5:46:16 AM CDT

    In bocca al lupo, Harry!

    by porcoddena

    From Italy

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  • May 20, 2008 5:48:33 AM CDT

    good luck Harry we're all pulling for you

    by chain

    Dud when you're done you're going to kick yourself for not doing it sooner. It's a new lease on life and you'll feel like a kid again.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:55:13 AM CDT

    Good Luck Head of all Geeks!

    by stalkeye

  • May 20, 2008 5:55:21 AM CDT

    Best wishes for a speedy recovery Harry.

    by yeti

  • May 20, 2008 5:58:16 AM CDT

    Good Luck, Harry!

    by laserpants

    Just make sure you don't backslide! You can do it! Be a superhero! Go Harry Go!

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  • I kid, I kiddd. XD

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  • May 20, 2008 6:02:54 AM CDT

    Inside every obese person theres a skinny person..

    by chris danger

    Harry, I've have friends who've had lap and GB proceedures. By far, lap is the best option when it comes to both recovery and longterm success. I'll say a prayer for ya man, good luck sir!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:05:19 AM CDT

    As if Harry Knowles Couldn't be a Sadder, Sacrier, Fat Fucker...

    by bill brasky

    So all of this bullshit about Lapband surgery and 'working towards fighting obesity...whatever. Dude...EAT LESS + RUN MORE. That's how my Dad did it, that's how America does it...and it's worked out fine so far. Quit your fucking whining, stop filling your face and GET ON A FUCKING TREDMILL. Oh, and the 'hand' sized portions that fit into that artificial sack in your stomach? Yeah, not Andre the Giant's hand, The Refrigerator Perry's Hand or even Arnold Schwarzenegger's Hand. Those portions should be the size of an average person's hand. So...the joke's on you.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:05:56 AM CDT

    Good luck buddy

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    Harry, you da man.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:05:58 AM CDT

    Oh!

    by bill brasky

    And I hope it doesn't work...

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  • May 20, 2008 6:06:18 AM CDT

    Hmmm.

    by puñeta

    I remember when i ballooned up to 195 pounds, i really felt like a fat ass, but with a nice diet and good exercise i was able to lose 25 pounds and be at 170(im 5'11) in just 1 month.

    Anyway, good luck Harry, remember not to push yourself really hard, its great that you are losing weight, but do it healthly.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:10:15 AM CDT

    and..

    by bill brasky

    I will say prayers to countermind all of the fake 'prayers' that the agnostic progressives that frequent this site are trying to tell you that they are saying. I pray that you stay fat. In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit...

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  • May 20, 2008 6:11:46 AM CDT

    Good luck, my brotha!

    by nordling

    Can't wait to see the new you!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:11:50 AM CDT

    Good luck, Harry...

    by filmcritic3000

    We're all wishing you the best of luck, both with the procedure and the dedication to this weight loss.

    We know you can do it, sir, and we're all cheering you on!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:12:29 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry . . .

    by tommyshag

    . . .my thoughts and prayers are with you today.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:13:09 AM CDT

    no subject

    by mikethespike

    Hey man, best of luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:13:31 AM CDT

    LapBand Surgery can end Diabetes

    by rosebudsstarfish

    First of all, good luck with the surgery.
    Second, you probably already know that lapband surgery can put diabetes into total remission. The results are staggering. 60 minutes did a piece on it and you can see it here http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/60minutes/main3415_overflow_new.shtml
    its the piece from April 20th.

    Lastly, shaving your face would knock about 40 lbs off your BMI instantly.

    Good luck and godspeed.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:14:05 AM CDT

    This movie is gonna be...

    by rbatty024

    AWSOME! And I'm not some Harry's surgery apologist. I know some of his earlier work wasn't that great, but I see a comeback happening.

    Oh, and good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:14:08 AM CDT

    Best of Luck Big Man

    by papa lazaru

    Just dont get all high and mighty when you start getting buff :-)

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  • May 20, 2008 6:14:20 AM CDT

    Harry Knowles Gets Lapband On 5-20-2008

    by red dawn don

    You number guys and gals is that a good karma series of numbers? Now who is gonna play the lottery with that set of numbers today? Good Luck Harry on your own personal gamble. That DIABETES is a real mo'fo'. I weigh 222 so come on down dude. Surgery can't help you get my 6'3" height though.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:14:20 AM CDT

    Good luck

    by dr_zoidberg

    It would be a terrible shame if you died due to obesity, it would be a horrible loss since you are one of the pioneers in the new age of film fans. So its good to see you're gonna expand your life expectancy. Even the haters would die a little inside if you left this Earth.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:18:07 AM CDT

    Good luck

    by br1947

    You may get down to 150 lbs, but you'll always be our fat ass! Take that as a compliment, I think...

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  • May 20, 2008 6:20:11 AM CDT

    good health to you

    by jfmcginnis

    it is an amazing thing that we can feel a tremondous bond with someone we have never met. i hope all goes well today for you harry and you come back "bigger"(in that you will be lighter and faster, much like the alien in alien 3) and better than ever. good health to you...

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  • May 20, 2008 6:22:19 AM CDT

    Best of luck, Harry

    by psychedelic

    Struggling with my own weight issues, albeit not on your level, I lost 20 lbs. in the last year but need to lose more. Your resolve strengthens my resolve. I mentioned in another talkback of my Dad losing aprox. 90 when learning of type 2 diabetes. He's thin and doing great. May thinness be with all of us. Good luck and take care.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:22:39 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by bender7

    Hope all goes well with the surgery

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  • May 20, 2008 6:24:31 AM CDT

    Almost Forgot ..... To Ask You Harry

    by red dawn don

    This will not turn you into a SKINNY TEENAGE BEANPOLE GIRL will it? Harriette is that really you?

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  • May 20, 2008 6:27:20 AM CDT

    RAIMI TO DIRECT HARRY'S SURGERY

    by zarles

    I'm envisioning the scene in Spider-Man 2 where they try and cut off Doc Ock's tentacles. Heh.Best of luck, big-but-soon-to-be-small guy.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:27:25 AM CDT

    Strenght....

    by johnny law

    and Honor. What we do in life echoes in eternity.

    You are an important figure in millions of peoples lives. You're making the right decision and we are all hopeful. Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:27:28 AM CDT

    Atkins can lose all the weight

    by dazzler69

    Just stick with that! It's a man's diet of meat, water, salad. 20 grams of carbs a day. People each way too much these days.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:27:49 AM CDT

    Isn't it the Antarctic.... surely?

    by seph_j

    And hope its all gone well.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:27:52 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by kloipy

    recovery can be a bitch so just take it easy.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:28:44 AM CDT

    Sending much love from the midwest...

    by mavra chang

    And when your middle gets liddle, we'll still think you're the best (a last bit of cheese so you let the docs keep their arms)!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:36:39 AM CDT

    good luck

    by pcassou

    Good luck harry, I had tha same surgery last week and I lost 20 pounds during the week, good for you harry, everything iang to be fine

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  • May 20, 2008 6:39:31 AM CDT

    Another guy who has to say good luck to ol' Harry

    by argonaught

    I hope everything works out for you big guy. And hopefully, you wont be that big anymore after the surgery... xD Take care Harry. Don't die yet, the whole geekiverse needs you...

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  • May 20, 2008 6:43:02 AM CDT

    Good luck, Harry!

    by green arrow

  • May 20, 2008 6:46:33 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry

    by sebilrazen

    I'm in the same boat. Sitting at 420-ish, but I'm only in size 48 pants. My legs are freakishly huge and muscular. My belly is just freakishly huge, I kind of look like Dan Akroyd naked in Coneheads. (Keep that image in your mind all day... I dare you)

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  • May 20, 2008 6:47:53 AM CDT

    good luck harry

    by the dude abides

  • May 20, 2008 6:49:09 AM CDT

    Look forward to

    by bdt

    seeing your smiling face soon! Lots o love right back at ya.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:49:24 AM CDT

    Good Luck Big Man

    by the equalizer

    Don't eat the nurse!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:52:44 AM CDT

    Good luck...

    by aicnk

    ...and a speedy recovery, Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:52:59 AM CDT

    In lieu of a fat joke, I'll just say..

    by penetron

    Good luck! Congrats on the weight loss! Good for you!!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:53:51 AM CDT

    Hope it goes fine, man

    by unclemeat

    I have a friend who did this exact surgery, and he's thinner than me, now. In fact, he's a real skinny guy now. And does'n regret a thing.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:55:36 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry

    by comstocky

    I hope everything goes well

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  • May 20, 2008 6:57:24 AM CDT

    Live long and prosper, Harry!

    by jonah echo

    Good to see you are taking steps towards that. My wife and I will keep you in our prayers.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:57:26 AM CDT

    no subject

    by perro_maldito

    Buena suerte, hombre, and a prompt recovery!:-)

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  • May 20, 2008 6:58:05 AM CDT

    Best of luck Harry...

    by windom earl

    ...hope everything goes well with your surgery and you make a speedy recovery, and are able to live a long, happy, healthy life.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:58:58 AM CDT

    Good luck...

    by sakurai

    Glad you are getting healthy.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:00:13 AM CDT

    Enjoy your new shell...

    by kikuchiyoboy

    as long as the soul stays in tack.


    Take it easy big/little man.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:01:30 AM CDT

    Good luck, Harry...

    by mymonkeysnameisjennifer

    all the best for the surgery, and good on ya for taking these steps. Hope to have you back here soon.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:02:18 AM CDT

    We'll say a prayer for you Harry.

    by hotdogvndr

    Nice "The Thing" ref. by the way.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:04:43 AM CDT

    Wouldn't it be great if everyone could have a long list

    by moonwatcher

    of supporters like this one? You can see at a glance what a difference you have made, Harry, and not many can say that. So God bless you as you start your new life. Maybe you could run this off and tape it to the wall as you keep on exercising, as a reminder of how we all feel about you. Keep going, Harry - you can do it.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:06:08 AM CDT

    As a card-holding lap-band patient

    by matalo

    Let me tell you good luck. Having lost 135 pounds myself, I will tell you the road to good health is not an easy one. You will have many obstacles in your path.

    My prayers are with you and best of luck, sir.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:08:18 AM CDT

    Our thoughts are with you

    by rbrog77

  • May 20, 2008 7:09:49 AM CDT

    Best of Luck, Harry

    by oberon

    I'll just add my wishes to the impressive pile here. May better things lie ahead on your journey.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:11:04 AM CDT

    Best of luck, Harry!

    by ragunax

    I have balanced between 200lbs thin and fit and 300+ out of shape and overweight. Just seems that my metabolism sucks, and that depresses me even more. I feel for ya, and wish you the best of luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:13:23 AM CDT

    All the best...

    by dimpy

    from a UK regular. Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:14:59 AM CDT

    Good luck big man

    by nysco6390

    Or hopefully, soon to be not so big big man.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:15:10 AM CDT

    BOA SORTE, HARRY, SEU GORDO SAFADO!

    by wilclas

    One big hug from your Brazilian friends. Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:16:46 AM CDT

    at least he didn't hit us up for money

    by buttfuckzydeco

    Looking at you, Capone.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:17:06 AM CDT

    :: Crosses Fingers::

    by djb

    Good Luck with your surgery and recovery Harry-
    Glad to see you're taking your health seriously-
    Take care of yourself, sir.
    We need ya!

    DJB

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  • May 20, 2008 7:18:45 AM CDT

    Good luck, sir!

    by tlsonata

    One time I sucked six in a row...

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  • May 20, 2008 7:20:14 AM CDT

    Harry=Fatbastard

    by tinseltown terror

    Post a pick of you after you loose all your weight so we can see your "neck vagina" like we did in austin powers.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:22:40 AM CDT

    May the Force be with you

    by abominable snowcone

    After recovery, you will go to the Dagobah system.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:23:32 AM CDT

    Good Luck harry

    by blwiseass

    here's to a new you

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  • May 20, 2008 7:23:55 AM CDT

    Good luck, Harry!

    by betasword

    I too hope, that you'll get (a) hot nurse(s).

    Err, wasn't there also a Game based about that with the Torso-Jaws and crawling-off head?
    AS far as I remember, that Game had more crawling heads than humans were in the Arctic.

    We all hope to read your Update soon, and that you're going through a 100% successfully Operation.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:26:31 AM CDT

    Fat Harry, Thin Harry...

    by squeak jones

    ...as long as it's a Healthy Harry. I'm sure I speak for millions of lurkers when I say best of luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:26:32 AM CDT

    ONWARD and UPWARD, my good man...

    by victor laszlo

    Godspeed & KeeP On FiGhTinG the GooD FighT!!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:27:19 AM CDT

    All the fella

    by poopipepunisher

    Good luck Harry! lose the poundage and go from Frakenstien to Frakenfine! (apologies to Mr Stiller for stealing that)

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  • May 20, 2008 7:28:12 AM CDT

    May the Schwartz be With You!

    by evil grizly

    Good luck, Harry. I wish you all the success. My wife had roux-en-y gastric bypass surgery in 2001, and has dropped nearly half her body weight. She's doing great, and I hope you do too.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:28:44 AM CDT

    Best of Luck Harry!

    by toadkillerdog

    It takes courage and strength, and the love of family and friends to acomplish what you are setting out to do - change your entire lifestyle.
    I have no doubt that you possess all that is required - and then some, to do just that!
    Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:31:48 AM CDT

    Good luck with the surgery and a quick recovery

    by atari

    And I think you meant Antarctic, not Arctic.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:37:58 AM CDT

    Slice of life with out anchovies

    by lonestaricon

    I first laid eyes on your ginormousness at a Dobie theatre screening of Big Night many moons ago, then at Butt-numb-athon and more recently at the Bridal Extravaganza with your fiance. It was sad to see you become obese and hear of your deteriorating health as you become wheelchair bound. I am also happy to hear that you are taking responsibility and action towards becoming healthy and fit. Your a big man with a big heart and big dreams. The world is a better place with you in it. Now get down and give me 50 push-ups you big orange lug!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:38:37 AM CDT

    They'll fix you.

    by henrydalton

    They fix everything.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:39:20 AM CDT

    Good luck, Harry

    by chrth

    Whatever you do, don't take any flu medicine and then ride on the bus

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  • May 20, 2008 7:42:41 AM CDT

    henrydalton

    by abominable snowcone

    Nice Robocop reference!!
    Harry Knowles and the Sarcophagus of Obliterated Fatty Tissue

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  • May 20, 2008 7:43:32 AM CDT

    Good luck, mate.

    by lemming

    British Geekdom is with you, buddy. :)

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  • May 20, 2008 7:44:32 AM CDT

    Good luck and all the best, Harry

    by mr incredible

    Trust me, I've had weight loss myself and you'll feel a hell of a lot better--the main point is FEELING better.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:44:38 AM CDT

    Hope there's Little Trouble In Big Harry

    by kubla_khan

    ...best wishes Harry. Not having you on this site would throw the order of things into major chaos. Hope all goes smoothly.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:44:51 AM CDT

    no subject

    by pedrom

    May the Force be with you!
    Everything´s going to be fine!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:45:04 AM CDT

    good luck Harry

    by haywood

    All the best to you and a speedy recovery.
    You have taken your first step into a new world.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:45:16 AM CDT

    "Look at this, Diane...

    by docpazuzu

    ...Before! After! Before! After! Before! After!"

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  • May 20, 2008 7:45:20 AM CDT

    Good luck

    by fat and curious

  • May 20, 2008 7:45:35 AM CDT

    Best of luck Harry

    by tubbs tattsyrup

    I got a little teared up when I read the bit about blindness and your passion for film. Seriously. Made me think about how tragic and horrible it would be for a film fanatic (or filmmaker) to lose his or her sight.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:47:25 AM CDT

    Are we allowed

    by abominable snowcone

    to send get-well-cards and shit? Seriously, does AiCN even have a mailing address? I don't even know. I only know that if I were Harry, it would be fun reading cards from talkbackers if I were laid up for a while. Mori, tell us

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  • May 20, 2008 7:48:17 AM CDT

    Best wishes Harry!

    by waites

    We are all thinking of you and sending prayers!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:51:13 AM CDT

    ALREADY???

    by gotilk

    You come back to us. Come back safer, healthier and very, very alive. Ok big guy? My thoughts are with you. This is the beginning of a new start for you and I wish you the very best of luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:51:16 AM CDT

    good luck comic book guy

    by coup

  • May 20, 2008 7:53:31 AM CDT

    Best of luck

    by panthermatt

    Harry,
    I wish you the best of luck with this: both the surgery and the follow up. May your resolve stay strong!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:55:16 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by cysquatch

  • May 20, 2008 7:57:35 AM CDT

    All the best for the op Harry and a speedy recovery

    by killakane

  • May 20, 2008 7:58:27 AM CDT

    Thoughts and prayers...

    by jimmyandthetermites

    are with you, Harry. I've only met you once when I flew in from St. Louis for BNAT last year, but you were wonderfully kind and a lot of fun. Great job on the weight you've already lost. If any good can come from diabetes, than maybe it was the shock you needed to become healthier.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:58:45 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by symon

    It's great to see you using this diagnosis for something positive. My Mom was diagnosed last year and she has really struggled with issues of shame and self-pity. It's nice to see you making the best of it. Stay strong big man!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:59:15 AM CDT

    Harry has a beer and cheats on his lap band

    by silentjay

    Sorry.

    Good luck, bitch!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:00:43 AM CDT

    Good for you!

    by director stan arthur

    You'll be fine, Harry. I have a friend who got the surgery January 1 and has lost 45 pounds. God bless and do NOT go into the light. The light is bad, Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:00:46 AM CDT

    Good Luck....

    by nickedimes

    You tubby lovable bitch!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:02:11 AM CDT

    Harry will be the new sexiest tomboy beanpole..

    by scudd

    ..on the planet, ending Keira Knightley's cold and tyrannical reign.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:03:25 AM CDT

    hilarious!

    by satchel

    Seriously, I just watched 'The Thing' for the first time LAST NIGHT. Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:04:23 AM CDT

    good luck but wasn't it the antarctic?

    by blckmgk13

    You will be the next sexy tomboy beanpole who has a beer and cheats on his wife yet.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:09:07 AM CDT

    Take care Harry...

    by alertnerd

    ...and may legions of hot nubile young nurses sing thee to thy rest.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:09:49 AM CDT

    Your cock will look bigger too

    by grandmufftarkin

    Good luck Harry, just don't keep showing people your fat pants after you start losing the weight.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:10:54 AM CDT

    Peace brother Harry

    by darth thoth

    My prayers are with you. My aunt had the same surgery a few years ago and hasn't looked back. I'm sure you'll find similar success. Here's to a great future and many many many more healthy years on this earth. God bless you Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:14:12 AM CDT

    From Up North

    by pogue mahone

    Your friends in Canada wish you all the best, Harry!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:16:01 AM CDT

    Good luck

    by midnightxpress

  • May 20, 2008 8:16:29 AM CDT

    Praying today...

    by sangwyn

    Godspeed my friend; praying for you and already imagining your new svelte self

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  • May 20, 2008 8:16:47 AM CDT

    Good luck, fella

    by theyetiiswaiting

    Hope everything goes well.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:18:50 AM CDT

    Good Luck!

    by thecheesegrommit

    God, Allah, Budda, shiva, et al. Bless you! I mean 412lbs you need all the blessings you can get ;-p
    I'll eagerly await your return. Be well.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:19:02 AM CDT

    Just had Gastric Bypass

    by purgatori

    which out of the two surgeries is the better for diabetics as my diabetes has been cured in 5 days. The lapband takes longer to lose the weight, and you have to go through the joy of filling the damn thing up with a big needle until it's just right. But for some people it works better. The GB was right for me because of the diabetes and the acid reflux I had.

    I'm with you Harry on the diabetes and blindness. Would have really fucked up my love for film and TV. It's been almost two weeks since my surgery and I feel like a new woman and I'm already 20 pounds lighter. By next month I plan on being another 40 pounds less if I can pull it off.

    Good luck dude.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:19:04 AM CDT

    I take it this means we won't get a DVD preview

    by sithdan

    Anyone know what comes out today on DVD?

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  • May 20, 2008 8:19:25 AM CDT

    Godspeed, Harry

    by catmg

    Prayers and well-wished from a newbie poster.

    Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:20:13 AM CDT

    Best of British Luck

    by hoisin

    from your readers in the UK.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:23:41 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry! But if you don't make it...

    by abin sur

    Can I have your wife?

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  • May 20, 2008 8:23:57 AM CDT

    Good luck and God bless

    by johnadcox

    Thoughts, prayers, and best wishes are with you.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:24:30 AM CDT

    Good luck bro

    by mr slippy fist

    I hope it works out for you.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:27:59 AM CDT

    Good luck!

    by cotton mcknight

    I am really glad to hear you are getting this done. We want you around as long as possible. For whatever it's worth (to anyone else trying to lose weight), I have found that if you fast for about 3 days, you kind of get the "cravings" out of your system and you can really lose a lot of weight. I don't know if your stomach actually shrinks or what but I swear that works.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:28:11 AM CDT

    Weight Loss

    by phantomspazzz

    Harry...I think over the next few months you should be posting pics of your progress for all to see! You'll be the next Jarred from Subway

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  • May 20, 2008 8:28:40 AM CDT

    Best of Luck Harry (from a fellow former fatty)

    by cowboyone

    I struggled with my weight for many years before getting my shit together and getting healthy. Best decision I ever made. Best of luck buddy, I know you can do it.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:29:24 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by stlost

    I've been reading this site since its inception, and it's one of the best out there. Good luck Harry. I wish you all the best on your road to better health for you and your family.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:29:49 AM CDT

    May I be the first

    by bigfo

    to say Good Luck Harry!!!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:30:21 AM CDT

    hope everything goes well...

    by cifra

    and a quick recovery!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:31:58 AM CDT

    I just want to tell you good luck.

    by series7

    We're all counting on you. Fuck now I am really gonna have to lose weight, I told myself I'd be down 220 by now, and I am still at around 232. Granted I am not fat, just this desk job makes it hard to keep the weight off. Oh yeah Harry, my uncle who became one of the few medical Navy Dr.'s who could perform keyhole surgery, now lives in Plano making his millions off of surgerys and procedures like this. I bet I could've got you a good deal.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:33:41 AM CDT

    Best of Luck

    by malpaso

    You seem like a good guy with a really big heart...let's hope it keeps ticking for another 50-60 years brother.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:34:20 AM CDT

    The fatter you are, the quicker you lose weight.

    by cotton mcknight

    That sounds obvious but it's true. Several years ago, I weighed over 300 pounds. I just got sick of it, and DRASTICALLY changed my lifestyle. Walked every day, and ate under 2,000 calories. I lost 28 pounds in a month, and 100 pounds in about 10 months. So it doesn't surprise me in the least that even taking a passive interest in your diet and exercise habits would make a 400 pound man lose a significant amount of weight. But be wary- when I did that, I got SEVERE back pains, which turned out to be gallstones. Gallstones are a result of losing weight too fast. Harry is probably aware of this, but maybe not. I wasn't.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:34:53 AM CDT

    Sithdan, I think RAMBO is due this week

    by abominable snowcone

    on DVD. Apart from that, who cares what else comes out

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  • May 20, 2008 8:35:21 AM CDT

    Oh and this better

    by series7

    Not hinder any plans for Sly to do a lil Q and A for the DVD release of the best movie known to man next week.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:37:46 AM CDT

    glad to hear it, harry

    by legokenobi

    glad to hear you are doing this, because i want you to be around for a long, long time.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:41:07 AM CDT

    HARRY....PLEASE READ

    by underoos hero

    In All seriousness; My father in law got this same surgery two years ago (he was also over 400lbs) and he has done very very well on it. He lost aprox. 160 lbs in a years time and it absolutely CURED his diabetes. He went through many programs for almost two years leading up to the surgery. These programs were required by the Medical Insurer. He admitted that it was his FAULT for being lazy and eating poorly. I'm glad to say that he has managed to keep the weight off, BUT he has slipped right back into bad eating habits and does not continue regular exercise. The only thing keeping him from gaining ALL of his weight back is this band. So Harry, you have to change your lifestyle and it's obvious you know that, but people in your situation need to be continuously reminded. Good Luck Dude.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:42:27 AM CDT

    Diabetes is serious business

    by nico toscani

    I'm really glad to see you working so hard to get healthy Harry. Diabetes is no joke my friend. As much as I enjoy picking on you on the talkbacks, I'd be bummed if anything bad ever happened to you. I'm glad you go to see Indy before the surgery. Good luck dude!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:43:14 AM CDT

    Good luck dude.

    by mish87

  • May 20, 2008 8:43:32 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry.

    by diagnostic

    Demand that your nurses wear dresses to.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:43:54 AM CDT

    good luck Harry

    by only1

    As a bigger guy myself, I applaud you and feel for you. Thankfully I have dodged diabetes despite a family history, but I've read good things lapband can do in eliminating diabetes. I've been fortunate to drop over 50 pounds the last 4 months and get below 300 pounds... something I never thought I would get to even if I was asked just 6 months ago. Good luck, take care of yourself and I'm sure the Quint and the crew here will take care of the site until you can return

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  • May 20, 2008 8:44:15 AM CDT

    best of luck

    by ezpz

  • May 20, 2008 8:45:13 AM CDT

    417

    by abominable snowcone

    equals two and one-half of me.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:45:24 AM CDT

    My turn now!

    by lord_galvatron

    Good Luck Harry!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:47:07 AM CDT

    Honey, I Shrank the Harry!

    by budcrud

    Or is it "The Incredible Shrinking Harry?" Either way, whoever plays you in the movie about your life is going to hate this chapter. Have a speedy recovery, big man.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:49:10 AM CDT

    Doing the same in two months

    by avitable

    So good luck to you.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:49:38 AM CDT

    Thanks Harry

    by stvnhthr

    Harry thanks for taking care of yourself. I am glad that you have found the inner resolve to finally deal with this head on. Let us know if we can support you in any other way!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:50:08 AM CDT

    Good Luck!

    by apolo_sputnik

    From all of us. Even the little bitches who complain all the time.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:50:29 AM CDT

    Good luck, dude!

    by derlanghaarige

    And don't die.
    Except in a spectacular way, surrounded by cameras.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:52:33 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry

    by greg39

    Good luck with the operation Harry. Make sure you start hitting the gym and eating right. Nothing is more important than your health, and having years to spend with those you love.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:53:36 AM CDT

    Big up da Harry!

    by tehdude

    The UK massive wishing you maximum respect. Don't worry rasta, Jah will see tings all work oot, get da big man back on the roll in supa' time, one love!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:53:38 AM CDT

    Oh yeah

    by series7

    Hey Harry, you think this'll score you a spot on Kimmel??? That would be awesome.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:56:30 AM CDT

    Good luck

    by kikuchiyo1

    Just wanted to wish you good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:58:08 AM CDT

    Good luck, buddy!

    by 433

    I haven't seen you in five months and already you've lost 52 lbs? It'll be cool seeing you in July up here in Minneapolis and in December down in Austin and seeing the difference! Good luck to Patricia, because with the weight loss comes an increase in the sex drive!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:58:10 AM CDT

    Hope everything works out well, Harry.

    by canada's king

    Thanks for an enjoyable website, too.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:58:10 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by hawktownboonies

  • May 20, 2008 8:58:26 AM CDT

    Good luck Harold.

    by theonecalledshoe

  • May 20, 2008 9:00:18 AM CDT

    GOOD LUCK HARRY

    by bringingsexyback

    Bring a portable media player with you - hospital TVs are a $ripoff!! Holla back when you're done!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:00:49 AM CDT

    Make sure they don't accidentally remove Kuato

    by i_snake_plissken

    Or a baby fly-maggot, or a Humanoid From the Deep, or that freaky baby from "It's Alive," or anything else you have roaming around in there. But, you might want to have them remove the unsightly Manitou from your back..

    Best of luck, hope you recover quickly and get healthy.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:01:09 AM CDT

    WWW.AINTITLAPBANDSURGERYNEWS.COM

    by bringingsexyback

  • May 20, 2008 9:02:01 AM CDT

    Here's to a Speedy Recovery

    by maui

    and smaller meals!

    All the best to you and your goal for a healthier lifestyle.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:02:15 AM CDT

    Best of luck!

    by b15fliptop

    Although I have to say that if you've managed to lose 57 pounds in a few weeks it sounds like you have what it takes to do this without surgery. But only you know what is best for you, so more power to you! Here's to a healthy Harry!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:02:30 AM CDT

    Good Luck, Harry.

    by turbopervo

    Good luck with the procedure. Then crank the 'Rocky' theme and get back to the gym. It takes a lot of guts (in the good way) to change your life the way you are. Don't let anyone discourage you.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:03:06 AM CDT

    there won't be a belly to poke anymore :(

    by itto ogami loses daigoro

    **cries**Good luck sir! Hope everything goes well and see you back here real soon!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:03:15 AM CDT

    Good Luck, Boss Man

    by therealcapone

    Here's hoping that when I see you next I barely recognize you...and hopefully you'll like all the changes the other editors and I have in store for the site. We've been waiting for this day for years to finally take over.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:03:33 AM CDT

    SOMEONE CALL LAPBAND CUZ HARRY WOULD MAKE A GREAT SPOKESMAN

    by bringingsexyback

    Harry I could be your agent - we'll make some mad cash together. Someone take some pre-ops pics nneeeeooowwww!!!!!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:04:26 AM CDT

    best of luck harry!

    by munkie loco

    hope you have a speedy recovery.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:04:37 AM CDT

    HARRY CAN I BORROW YOUR BLACK BOX WHILE YOU'RE AWAY?

    by bringingsexyback

    Mori said it's okay.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:05:17 AM CDT

    NIcely Done

    by locutus_jones

    Good luck Harry. And that was very nicely written. Thanks.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:05:41 AM CDT

    PERFECT TIME TO DO THIS NOW - FOOD PRICES GONE UP 5% SINCE YESTE

    by bringingsexyback

    We'll ALL be eating less now.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:06:45 AM CDT

    Good Luck SIr

    by supes4949

    Long time reader, and finally deciding to start posting. I wish you all the best, and good luck. :D

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  • May 20, 2008 9:07:18 AM CDT

    Good luck, sir!

    by duct tape wallet

    Here's to more healthy days ahead.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:08:01 AM CDT

    MORBIDOBESITY WILL HAVE TO CHANGE HIS SCREEN NAME NOW

    by bringingsexyback

  • May 20, 2008 9:10:07 AM CDT

    Good Luck, man.

    by qualidar

    Good luck Harry. Your site has brought me hours of happiness, and I want that to continue for a long time.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:10:49 AM CDT

    Good Luck

    by alen smithee

  • May 20, 2008 9:11:13 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry - Diet is the key

    by marillion

    This is way too far down for him to ever read, but I thought I'd throw my 2 cents in.

    Over the last year, I've dropped 110 lbs. thanks to certain weight loss plan that focuses on portion control and eating the right kids of proteins, carbs, fats and water.. Lots and lots of water...

    For Harry to drop 52 lbs. in six weeks is incredible. Did I really read that right?

    If it's that easy for him to lose it that fast, I think the lapband prodcedure isn't even needed. With proper control on the amounts and kinds of food, the weight will come off in no time..

    Best of luck Harry!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:11:52 AM CDT

    Best Wishes Harry

    by jay jay

    May the Force be with you dude.......

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  • May 20, 2008 9:13:25 AM CDT

    Good luck buddy

    by erichaislar

    Hang in there afterwards and keep the weight out.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:13:27 AM CDT

    Good luck with it, Harry

    by sambrook

    Sounds all kinds of gross to be honest so kudos to you for going through with it. And I completely empathise with the fear of blindness - I don't have it as a direct threat but, as a film fan, it's one of my biggest worries.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:13:49 AM CDT

    Best of luck to ya, Harry!

    by broganashe

    Hope you have a speedy recovery & you can reach your goals!!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:14:20 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!!

    by saxman73

    Hopefully they don't let the same hack of a biodriod that worked on Mr. Skywalker work on you? Did you see what they did to his hand ;)

    God Speed Man!!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:14:39 AM CDT

    Good luck and heathy recovery

    by reteeks

    This is my first time posting, but I read your site daily. I want to say thanks for doing up the site and I want to wish you good luck with your surgery.
    Take care and eat properly!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:16:15 AM CDT

    Best wishes, Harry!

    by itto0gami

    I hope everything goes exactly as you want it to.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:17:19 AM CDT

    Skinny Harry Pwns

    by cruel_kingdom

    Good luck, Harry. I'm happy for you that you have chosen to take control of your problem, and I wish you nothing but the best. This is kind of a generic posting, but Christ, there are like six million posts above. What the hell new is there to say?

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  • May 20, 2008 9:19:23 AM CDT

    Even though your already at the hospital...

    by junofallon

    Best of luck to you man. I hope everything goes well and your life does a turn around. :)

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  • May 20, 2008 9:23:39 AM CDT

    First Time Writer

    by epicjoe

    Best of luck, brother!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:24:48 AM CDT

    been there myself

    by northbenson

    good luck harry. i'm 5'8" and used to be 330lbs and had full bypass a year ago. i'm now 170 and in the prime of my life. i was pre-diabetic and that disappeared after my proceedure.

    incredible decision, you're a brave man but a smart one. good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:25:24 AM CDT

    Dont let them put a bomb in your ribcage!

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    All the best big guy.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:26:06 AM CDT

    Warning: *spoiler ahead*

    by rockround

    My sources say that during the surgery, a curious nurse checks and determines that the carpet does indeed match the drapes. Ironically, SHE's the one that ultimately goes blind! Good luck & God Bless you!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:27:52 AM CDT

    Best of luck Harry

    by andrew david

    hope it all goes smoothly and you have a comfortable recovery.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:28:50 AM CDT

    Harry, You MUST learn Control!!!!!

    by darfurontherocks

    I wish you the best of health. However, the lap band is not going to teach you discipline. So I wish that you lose a ton of weight. Yet exercise and proper diet is the key. There's no easy way out.... There's no shortcut home....

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  • May 20, 2008 9:31:05 AM CDT

    And there ISN'T a Cartuna anim on this? Hey, Cartuna!

    by yotzvonfrelnik

    I'd like to see an insane Harry operation gone crazy piece.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:32:06 AM CDT

    And Harry, make sure your doctors read

    by irritable

    and are guided by the vital and learned medical advice in this TB before they start turning you into the Bodacious Gangsta of Luurve.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:33:49 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by cryptoknight

    Harry, my mother just had this done about 2 months ago for a very similar reason. She has said that this is one of the best decisions of her life, and she has had ZERO complications from her lap-band surgery. It took her a little while to get used to the small portions, but after that she has had more 'life' inside her than I can remember. Don't worry, you have a lot of good people praying for you, but good luck anyway!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:35:06 AM CDT

    Good Luck - This will also help your B.O.

    by squashua

    What I'm trying to say here is that fat hairy people sweat a lot and smell. Like sweaty musky gross flesh, not like hot nubile babe flesh.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:36:15 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry

    by therealbigern

    My Mom had this done roughly 4 years ago and she dropped a shiiiit load of weight in under a year. She went from lying around the house being miserable, and not a very fun person to be around, to an active older woman who goes out all the time, went back to school then work and is not afraid of being photograped anymore, she's never been happier. The lbs came off so fast you could literally watch her getting skinny right before your eyes. You're in for a change man, get ready for a fun ride.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:37:21 AM CDT

    Best wishes, Barbarosa!

    by mcvamp

    Hope all goes well. This fellow chubberino is crossing his fingers for you.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:38:35 AM CDT

    Good luck, Harry

    by 9000rpm

    Your resolve is inspiring.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:45:24 AM CDT

    no subject

    by wickedjester

    They should store all the fat lost and make another AICN reviewer...

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  • May 20, 2008 9:47:45 AM CDT

    Good Luck, Head Geek!!!

    by lance rocke

    We are thinking of you!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:49:13 AM CDT

    Nice and easy Harry.

    by skidmarkedundies

    Don't rush anything. Take your time, and rest up. You need to live the rest of your life with Yoko. Glad your taking steps to do just that. HUZZAH!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:50:20 AM CDT

    Will Pray

    by newhampshireguy

    First post eva'!

    Been reading your sight off and on since 1997! Maybe '96?

    I can relate to what you're going thru.

    Your passion for film (and this website you made) have upped the ante in Hollywood; I believe it.

    You have a gift for sharing joy-and the joy of movies.

    “A man’s gift makes room for him, and brings him before great men.”








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  • May 20, 2008 9:54:56 AM CDT

    Was that fat I thought you were just pregnant

    by miserableraingod

    Good luck with the surgery, and the life changes that come after. Get healthy, stay healthy!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:55:23 AM CDT

    Good luck, fatass.

    by googamooga

  • May 20, 2008 9:55:23 AM CDT

    Good luck Big man

    by knighteternal

    ...on your way to becoming little :) All the best Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:57:36 AM CDT

    Best of luck, Grande Rojo!

    by mr. nice gaius

    Afterwards, make sure to buy yourself something pretty.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:58:50 AM CDT

    Godbless

    by the chosen

    Hope it goes all well. Geeks in Brazil cheering for you to STOP EATING YER ASS OFF and get it straight.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:02:07 AM CDT

    Good luck, dude!

    by odm

  • May 20, 2008 10:03:05 AM CDT

    who would win in an arm wrestle?

    by gatsbys west egg omlet

    skinny ass Massawyrm or skinny ass Harry?

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  • May 20, 2008 10:04:17 AM CDT

    Bless You, Good Sir

    by utz_world

    May the Lord bless you as you go through the surgery, recovery & lifestyle changes. Peace and blessings to you, your wifey, your dad and your family. You're doing a good thing here, HeadGeek.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:04:20 AM CDT

    and way to be.

    by gatsbys west egg omlet

    its not easy walking into a gym overweight. congrats on the weight loss so far, and good luck with the surgery.you out yet?

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  • May 20, 2008 10:05:35 AM CDT

    Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Harry!

    by dudenyc

    3 words Harry....Topless Sponge Bath

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  • May 20, 2008 10:08:55 AM CDT

    Best Wishes, Harry

    by george zip

    May you live for a long, healthy time and enjoy all the good things in life.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:09:45 AM CDT

    I guess he didn't make it.

    by jrbarker

    It's been 12 hours.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:09:50 AM CDT

    Sock Aside Some Money for the Extra Skin Removal Surgery...

    by read and shut up

    ...good on ya Harry - and best of luck on the surgery. Once you lose the LBS, get the skin tightened up. You don't want to look like that dude who takes a vat full of toxic waste in the mug at the end of "Robocop."

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  • May 20, 2008 10:11:27 AM CDT

    suerte

    by pepino

    Echale pinche harry,todo va a salir bien.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:12:47 AM CDT

    Best of luck!

    by podkayne8

    Hope everything goes well & that you have kickass dreams while under the anesthesia. And when you wake up that you continue on the path to a happier and healthier life for you and your family.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:13:59 AM CDT

    Good luck Fatty!

    by jimmyjingles

    I want my baby back baby back baby back...

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  • May 20, 2008 10:17:39 AM CDT

    Better than the fucking Indy review

    by performingmonkey

    Oh yeah! I sincerely hope everything goes well. Harry is ripped upon way too much on here, and yet he is still the soul of the whole business, and long may he reign.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:18:42 AM CDT

    Good Luck from your resident Raving Consevative!

    by bigbaldpapa

    Even us right-wingers think you are all right. This will save your life bud. Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:18:52 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by zombie vig

    Be waiting for the update.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:19:47 AM CDT

    much much luck

    by digitalbeachwar

    like i said much much luck

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  • May 20, 2008 10:20:24 AM CDT

    Holy crap..

    by bigbaldpapa

    When you start shedding the pounds your pal is gonna have to come up with new ideas for the cartoons in the upper left corner of your site!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:22:39 AM CDT

    It'll be like Christmas morning...

    by dwide shrewd

    You'll take a look down, and SURPRISE! Who's been hiding down there all this time?

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  • May 20, 2008 10:23:27 AM CDT

    ALL THE BEST HARRY

    by burgertime

    As someone who's a pro in undergoing surgery, it's a piece of cake. Have a nice nap, and when you wake up you'll feel like a whole new man. See you on the other side geek brother.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:23:36 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by jack_effing_bauer

    Stacy to the workout and diet and you'll be successful!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:27:43 AM CDT

    Holy shit, you'll be around my weight area

    by datascream

    Won't that scare the shit outta all of us! Good luck man! Glad to see your taking the right steps!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:29:20 AM CDT

    I know the surgery is already underway...

    by calihoma

    ...but still wanted to wish you good luck, and a speedy recovery.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:30:39 AM CDT

    Best of Luck, Harry

    by movietool

    You can beat this!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:33:37 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by wee willie

    All the best!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:33:53 AM CDT

    You will finally be able to see your penis!

    by baron karza

  • May 20, 2008 10:34:29 AM CDT

    All the best, Harry!

    by 2dope

    Look forward to hearing from you in a few hours.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:35:30 AM CDT

    All My Prayers, Sir

    by angelopoulos

    You are the funnest critic on the net. Here's hoping you become not just fit, but super fit!!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:36:41 AM CDT

    Good luck!

    by g0dai

    You have a great attitude about it all. Keep it up! We'd all love a photo series to track your progress.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:36:45 AM CDT

    im a huge hater, but...

    by arcadiands

    you're in my prayers today, Harry. Maybe someday, when modern medicine finds a way, we can put a lapband around your incessant need to make pointless references to chocolate sauce and bodily fluids when reviewing a preview clip, but until then, I'd suggest carob sauce.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:37:46 AM CDT

    Good luck!

    by steve t

    Hopefully soon Yoko will be able to enjoy it on her back!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:40:41 AM CDT

    Hospital Food is Soilent Green

    by hatespiral

    Best of luck to you Harry! My wife underwent Gastric Bypass last year, and lemme just say your life change will be awesome and intense. Before you know it roller coasters and plane seats will be your friends! But seriously, do what the doctor's evil henchwomen tell you and they'll make you better..stronger...faster...etc. Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:40:50 AM CDT

    Good Luck Brother

    by picardsucks

  • May 20, 2008 10:44:09 AM CDT

    STFU Fleet

    by i am the most horrible

    Your fat dumb ass is showing.
    Best wishes Harry.
    You'll be fine.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:45:56 AM CDT

    Wish you a speedy recovery, Harry

    by jimmy rabbitte

    As someone who has had a couple of different surgeries, in my life, I have just one piece of advice.

    When you wake up, the first thing you want to do is, make sure they did not accidentally tranpose your face cheeks and your ass cheeks. If they did, then every time you burp it'll taste like shit. Nobody wants that.

    ...in all seriousness though...

    Get well soon, Harry. I wish you all the best for a speedy recovery.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:46:18 AM CDT

    see you on the other side, Harry!

    by skynetbauxi

    and tell the surgeon: DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS! cause that can really fuck up a fat guy ;-)

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  • May 20, 2008 10:46:22 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by press lenox

    Can't wait to hear from you afterwards! Good luck my friend!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:47:17 AM CDT

    You can see your penis without a mirror!

    by itto ogami loses daigoro

    on the floor

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  • May 20, 2008 10:52:08 AM CDT

    Make it quick and painless!

    by senatornado

    Hope you'll come out half the size and twice as geeky. Much love from London.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:52:33 AM CDT

    Comic Book Guy no more!

    by spyguy

    Good for you, Harry!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:53:06 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!!!

    by secretcylon

    Be careful with that Atkins diet. It will f*** up your kidney's real good. You've got to get on some serious organic green juices and start pounding wheatgrass (in addition to meat, i'm no vegetarian). Wheatgrass will clean you right up. And stay away from anything that has ingredients (processed crap)!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:59:46 AM CDT

    BEST OF LUCK TO YOU HARRY!!

    by southside_2010

    Be Strong and Have a quick recovery!!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:00:50 AM CDT

    GOOD LUCK HARRY!

    by the true pinback

    You can do it man! The Force is with You.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:02:37 AM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by boba_rob

    With the surgery and the weight loss.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:03:45 AM CDT

    Good luck man

    by moviemaniac-7

    See ya soon back!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:05:01 AM CDT

    before and after photos please...

    by jugdish

    maybe script girl really will bang you now!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:05:26 AM CDT

    congrats

    by macgruder

    on getting the surgery and getting your physical health into the forefront of your life. Without health, none of us would be here. I wish you the best.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:08:13 AM CDT

    who said you were fat?

    by jbouganim1

    you were perfect the way you were.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:10:22 AM CDT

    Good luck buddy

    by vern

    Just promise you won't turn all elfin and weird looking like Ricki Lake or somebody. Get healthy but try to keep a little bit of a jolly fat man vibe if possible. thanks Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:11:13 AM CDT

    oh, also

    by vern

    the next animation should be Harry holding up a giant pair of pants like Jared from Subway.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:13:38 AM CDT

    But Harry!!!

    by thrillho77

    Don't get all preachy to those chest-bumping fat kids! It's funnier if THEY stay fat! Good luck man, I know how hard it can be to deal with weight. Don't let anyone tell you that food is not an addictive substance.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:14:48 AM CDT

    or pinching his extra neck skin

    by g-ride9000

    that would be sweet, huh vern! like Star Jones...

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  • May 20, 2008 11:16:45 AM CDT

    Good Luck

    by taragor

    Glad you are making sucha push for change in your life. You have so much to live for and I am happy to see you doing it. Wish more people would take their health so seriously. I dropped my cholesterol 70 points in 3 months based on diet and exercise. I feel for ya bud keep it up!!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:17:02 AM CDT

    hiphip horrey for mcdonalds

    by g-ride9000

    our country has blessed its compatriots with such blissful drugs...FAT AND SUGAR....might as well smoke crack.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:17:51 AM CDT

    harry, twowords:

    by g-ride9000

    Wii Fitness

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  • May 20, 2008 11:17:53 AM CDT

    Should have done what Gil Gerard did ...

    by timmer33

    The doctor stapled the stomach to make it smaller, yes, but also tied it straight into the large intestine, bypassing the small one. That's where most food absorption takes place, so basically what you eat goes right through you. It worked wonders for Gil. Did you see ACTION HERO MAKEOVER with him??? It's on youtube. Good luck Harry. Hope you get healthy ... but please no more brutal reviews like Star Wars Ep. 1.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:20:38 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry!

    by dataset

    May it take a little less time for your butt to become numb!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:21:13 AM CDT

    ........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by jonny_boba

    take care mate i hope that after this you can keep on the road to success and good health love jonny and the out of towners

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  • May 20, 2008 11:21:13 AM CDT

    News Flash: Staples pop, Lapband snaps.

    by cookylamoo

    Knowles spreads out over hospital room.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:22:36 AM CDT

    Yo Harry

    by cgi_pants

    I'll be thinking about you. Glad you're taking care of yourself. It is important. I wish you well.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:24:03 AM CDT

    Good Luck

    by cherryvalance

    We're all counting on you. :)

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  • May 20, 2008 11:26:17 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry, one question though

    by vini77

    Will the animated gifs have skinny Harry now?

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:28:33 AM CDT

    " consume about a hand size portion of food at any time"

    by sailor rip

    SUMMER 2009

    Harry Knowles in...

    A Fistful of Mayonaise

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  • May 20, 2008 11:28:37 AM CDT

    Go for it, Harry

    by abcdefz7

    I know you know this, but trust me: the whole world is different when you have health. You really do feel so much better, your posture improves, people treat you better. I wish you success.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:29:02 AM CDT

    You've Been Entertaining me for Free...

    by yakmalla

    ...for 10 years or so now, so this seems like a good time to say thank you, Harry. And good luck, tho you won't need it.As somebody who has lost 80 lbs or so, I'm here to tell you that life is better thinner. You just feel good a lot more of the time.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:30:36 AM CDT

    Give em hell Harry. I'd say lapband is cheating

    by grammaton cleric binks

    but considering your accident I can understand why you need the extra help instead of just exercise, and nutrition. I won't say diet, because you don't. You change your eating habits for life.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:32:26 AM CDT

    Now watch the hospital TV be stuck on

    by grammaton cleric binks

    The Nutty Professor, The Poseidon Adventure (original), Fatso, Spawn, Super Size Me,and The Blob.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:34:42 AM CDT

    I wish you well Harry!

    by ed2d2

    I hope you become half the man you are now, but with all the geektastic fanboy enthusiasm still intact. Here's to seeing you stand up and dance the Truffle Shuffle 200lbs lighter on your next birthday!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:34:49 AM CDT

    Good Luck

    by jaboc

    Been reading this site for years, i figure my first post should be for a good cause.

    Good luck with the surgery Harry, I hope all goes well.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:35:08 AM CDT

    Lowest amount of hate ever

    by yeah i wrote that

    Seriously, this tb is chock full of love. The hating is practically nonexistent. Talkbackers have souls! Rejoice. Oh, and good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:37:31 AM CDT

    May the Force be with you, Harry

    by disgustipitated

    Good luck, buddy. I'll be praying for your safe recovery.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:37:39 AM CDT

    Bonne chance la trouche|

    by neil obstat

    Bonne chance la trouche cinéphile!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:38:06 AM CDT

    get well soon harry!!!!!!!

    by thx1138fabian

    your site is the best, just wanted to drop a line and say im a big guy too, and i wish you luck with your surgery and after, peace!!!!!!!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:38:28 AM CDT

    Harry, I hope you awake to a BJ from a nurse

    by darquelyte

    Yes, I know you're recently married, but still. It's JUST a hummer! Anyway, good luck and I hope it helps alleviate your other issues. I lost over 70 pounds in under a year through just diet and exercise, but I also was well under 300 when I started. Although I'd like to lose another 35 pounds or so, the change has been fantastic! My Dad's wife had the gastric bypass a few years back and 200 pounds lighter she and my Dad have recently retired to a life of RV living. That would have been impossible prior to her surgery. So, I know from experience how much dramatic weight loss improves your life. All the best!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:43:04 AM CDT

    Skinny Harry holding Fat Pants

    by darquelyte

    Vern is right that there needs to be an animated skinny Harry holding up his fat pants, but NOT the next animation. Harry still wants the Fat Harry to be in the upper corner, and I agree. But, one year from today, the skinny Harry holding up the fat pants should be what's in the upper corner animation. Again, best wishes Harry!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:46:58 AM CDT

    Good luck, godspeed...

    by roguewriter

    You're a good man, Harry Knowles. Get slim, get fit, stick around awhile. The world's a better place with you in it. (TalkBackers? Not so much...)

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  • May 20, 2008 11:48:22 AM CDT

    Hope it goes well

    by cobbio

    with the surgery, Harry. I'm pullin' for ya from a secret location in northeastern USA. I've actually got top men working on it for me. They'll be beaming you motivation and good thoughts or I'll take their families hostage.
    Yeehaw, Texas.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:49:49 AM CDT

    Get Well Soon

    by the duke of new york

    Harry - I hope you get through this with yourself in tact so you can keep moving towards all you want.
    I hope your journey never ends.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:49:53 AM CDT

    Good luck man

    by xevoid

    Been at your site for ten years now. Stay safe. And my advice: Move from Texas. It's not all your fault...it's the type of food you have there. Even the chinese noodles have tons of carbs. Move to San Francisco...you'll be able to stay healthy in no time. Tofu all the way, man!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:52:22 AM CDT

    Best Wishes

    by azazyel

    My best wishes are with you. I hope it all goes really well for you.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:53:31 AM CDT

    Best of luck

    by rutgerman

    I hope it goes well for you Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:54:30 AM CDT

    Best wishes, Harry

    by normanosborne

    Glad you're being proactive and taking the steps to get yourself healthy. Good luck today, and we'll look forward to the update.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:57:41 AM CDT

    SUBWAY could use a new spokesguy...

    by thecap

    ... cause we're all pretty sick to death of that skinny Jared clown. Good luck, Harry, and best wishes for a fast and painless recovery.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:59:26 AM CDT

    Way to go, Harry!

    by decypher44

    Good luck to you!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:01:10 PM CDT

    Gods speed, Harry, in BSG-speak...

    by pennsy

    Take care and good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:06:25 PM CDT

    Good luck man..

    by drip

    I just registered for the first time (long overdue as I read this site like 4 times a day). The main reason is to say thanks for all you do, good luck and God bless.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:07:32 PM CDT

    Good Luck Big Daddy!

    by felix_happer

    You'll be in those Speedos in no time.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:09:04 PM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by dark-knight02

    Good on you man. God Speed.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:11:50 PM CDT

    Hope it goes well, Harry.

    by killdozer

  • May 20, 2008 12:13:42 PM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by terrymalloy

    You're in my thoughts you "fatass"

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  • May 20, 2008 12:14:27 PM CDT

    A smaller body...you'll be having

    by jo jo monkey man

    You can do it!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:15:40 PM CDT

    Good luck Tigger!

    by kampbell-kid

    Just think, less time for food... more time for movies. ;)

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  • May 20, 2008 12:16:09 PM CDT

    Best Wishes, Speedy Recovery

    by samuel fulmer

    and try to stay away from the really bad movies while you're recouping.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:17:06 PM CDT

    Kick It's Ass

    by guygardner

    Good luck Harry!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:18:05 PM CDT

    Good luck, Harry

    by heckles

    It's a tough road, Harry. Be strong and you'll get through it. Congrats on taking this big step. Well wishes and all that mushy shit. Thanks for all you do here and letting us play in your online backyard. People might make jabs at you, but hey, most of us are just jealous. The rest are jerks.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:18:46 PM CDT

    Good luck

    by monkeyboy88

    I commend you on taking charge of your life. I've seen a guy about your size undergo the same procedure about a year ago, and it's been amazing to see his life change.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:19:29 PM CDT

    All the best big guy

    by bigmikey

    Hey Harry. Just like to add to the love and best wishes for your procedure and hopeful lifestyle improvements. Surgery is never to be taken lightly so I hope it all goes well and you're back on the site soon with your stream-of-consciousness reviewing. And much smaller pants.

    BigMikey

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  • May 20, 2008 12:22:28 PM CDT

    Good Luck!

    by jmclovin

    Here's to Harry giving us international reviews in the future ! Hope it all goes well, mate.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:24:29 PM CDT

    Movie Critics

    by wickedjester

    I think that means we are out of fat movie critics. More power to you Harry, hope everything goes well.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:26:07 PM CDT

    Wii Fit

    by hextexly

    Someone buy Harry a Wii and Wii Fit...that'll keep those pounds off.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:27:00 PM CDT

    BTW--why the spolier box?

    by hextexly

    Was it really a "spoiler" to know that he was having surgery today???

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  • May 20, 2008 12:30:02 PM CDT

    Best of luck, Harry

    by shepard wong

    Any chance we get to see you kick Jared's ass in a "celebrity" boxing match for charity once you've dropped the poundage?

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  • May 20, 2008 12:30:19 PM CDT

    good luck bigman

    by snaredrum

    i've been reading you for years, and look forward to reading your stuff for many thinner years to come. :o)

    all the best x

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  • May 20, 2008 12:32:36 PM CDT

    Harry - good luck and good health!

    by ninja nerd

    I've been on AICN a long time and visit here every day. You, this site, your excellent contributors and the terrific STUFF quite literally make my day. I've long wondered if you wouldn't face some medical crisis. Sounds like you got somewhat lucky. Type 2 AOD is no picnic, but is entirely manageable. If you have some spare reading time, get Ray Kurzweil's book, "How To Live Forever". He co-writes it with a doctor HE found to help combat HIS Type 2 diabetes. When the preface was written, Ray Kurzweil was OFF insulin and meds and controlling his diabetes with ONLY diet and exercise. And he's older than you by a good bit. I don't know if he's still in good shape, but I would imagine so. You might also check out the Zone Living diet. Dr. Sears has compelling data that eating 4-5 smaller meals a day, with the right balance of protein, fat, and carbs, will KEEP YOUR INSULIN levels consistent and help with many health issues. Check with your doctors, of course, but I'd bet they'll have no issues with Zone. Lastly, I'd be happy to have you and Yoko as guests at my home near OKC. I'd love to take you both to see a show at the new Warren Theatre here in the Grand Auditorium or the Balcony. Get well and let me know if you feel up to a road trip sometime in the next few weeks or months.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:34:25 PM CDT

    Best of luck Harry!

    by superhero

    Hope that you'll be up and about ASAP! Keep shakin' off that fat and get to your goal weight as healthily and happily as you can!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:37:25 PM CDT

    The Big Red One

    by evil lincoln

    Take care of yourself, Harry. I have friend who had the operation done but is not following it up with a diet and excersise program. He has lost some weight but he's not helping matters by not eating right. Don't fall into the same trap as him and you'll do fine. We all hope to hear from you very soon.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:39:41 PM CDT

    good luck

    by silent have

    Ive been reading this site for a long time but i dont often get to post. I just wanted to say thanks and good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:40:32 PM CDT

    All the best mate!

    by bono luthor

    Hope all goes well for you.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:45:15 PM CDT

    Good Luck Harry (!)

    by peter_page

    May Death be with you, (feel sorry for you fat a** and pathetic fans-(ish)), and give you a quite a few more years.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:48:29 PM CDT

    GIVE 'EM HELL HARRY!!!!!!!!!

    by bradsand

  • May 20, 2008 12:53:29 PM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by playah8inpimp

    Wish you all the best man!

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  • May 20, 2008 12:54:10 PM CDT

    Good Luck Harry

    by xxviii

  • May 20, 2008 12:55:05 PM CDT

    Good Luck Harry

    by darth vega

    Hope all goes well and that you live a healhier life afterwards.

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  • May 20, 2008 12:59:02 PM CDT

    I''m Chanting for a Fast Recovery Harry!!!

    by annie the pod racer

    C'mon everybody chant with me so Harry gets better: Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō

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  • May 20, 2008 12:59:48 PM CDT

    Good luck!

    by snizitch

    From one fatman to another, get well!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:01:43 PM CDT

    Best wishes Harry ☺ ☺ ☺

    by carmillavondoom

    It's all about the 'EYE OF THE TIGER'
    ☺ ☺ ☺

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  • May 20, 2008 1:05:38 PM CDT

    By Odin's beard

    by pumaman

    Have a safe operation Harry.
    People forget sometime, that you are the reason this site exists.

    Gods speed !!!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:06:54 PM CDT

    Good Luck Harry... altho I'm kinda late

    by the_shogun_gunslinger

    Havnt logged in in ages but had to give my well wishes to you big guy. I struggled with my weight for years as well and while i was never heavy enough to warrant surgery (heaviest was 290) i know several people who have gone under the same or similar surgeries with great results. Prepare for a new life harry... finally choosing to be healthy is a fantastic thing and i wish you the best.

    And to those who actually have the nerve to give harry shit about doing this the "easy" way, seriously.. fuck you. the substantial amount of weight loss harry has already done through hard work and exercise is a fucking miracle considering harry's lifestyle. Rapid weight loss is common for people like harry (and myself when i started dieting...13 pounds my first week, no drugs) its simply the body being shocked after a long period of inactivity and can seem like a miracle at first, but after 4-6 weeks people generally plateau and for someone with a history of obesity, this can be like a slap in the face and often leads to relapse.

    hang in there harry :) it'll be worth it.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:07:25 PM CDT

    All the best buddy

    by uwebollocks

    May the awesomest sex be your true reward!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:07:35 PM CDT

    Have them bombard you

    by abominable snowcone

    with gamma radiation. Just for fun. See what happens.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:07:37 PM CDT

    but will this pouch drink your milkshake?

    by spandau belly

    Sounds like an expensive elaborate tape worm, but if it works, then it works. Good luck Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:09:24 PM CDT

    Sexy tomboy

    by samsquanch

    beanpole?

    someone had to say it.
    good luck man.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:15:18 PM CDT

    May your nurses give you a happy ending!

    by napolean solo

    It's not cheating if you're 'still under'. I always use that excuse.

    On the real Harry, much love and best wishes.

    The force will be with you... always.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:17:07 PM CDT

    Surgery should be complete by now

    by the decider

    Hope it went well and you have a swift recovery.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:22:58 PM CDT

    Best of Luck Harry, No more "Lard Ass"

    by pokadoo

    You'll be more like a buffed-out Joe's Appartment Jerry O'Connell or whatever. I know he didn't play Lard Ass but...anyway, all the best!!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:26:24 PM CDT

    Dang,

    by iamnicksaicnsn

  • May 20, 2008 1:27:37 PM CDT

    oops. Dang, I sure got here late! Good Luck Harry!

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    Hope it all works out, and you conquer your goals.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:29:55 PM CDT

    TOO SOON!!!!

    by nico toscani

    Had to be said.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:33:08 PM CDT

    Congrats and Good Luck

    by robertplant

    Signed,

    (The Ultimate Plant)
    Robert Plant
    (Steve in Chicago)

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  • May 20, 2008 1:35:35 PM CDT

    Good luck Harry

    by jasper stillwell

    Fingers crossed - we're thinking of you dude.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:36:27 PM CDT

    Godspeed You, Fat Emperor!

    by behemoth

    Good luck and get better.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:37:53 PM CDT

    Good luck headgeek

    by quadrupletree

    Our thoughts are with you man.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:39:05 PM CDT

    UNFORTUNATE NEWS!!

    by rockgolf

    While Harry got thru the stomach surgery ok, he was later seriously hurt in a bizarre accident. Apparently, he was inexplicably swing ing thru a warehouse holding on to a bullwhip when he was hit by an army truck. The truck is not expected to survive.
    Best wishes, Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:39:19 PM CDT

    Anyone called Austin Surgical Hospital to check on Harry?

    by thebearovingian

    "Good afternoon. I'd like to check on the status of one Harold Knowles. He was scheduled for a LapBand surgery this morning at 10am... What's that? Confidentiality?... You don't understand. I frequent the AICN talkbacks. I AM authorized to receive that information... LOOK, JUST TELL ME IF THE FAT MAN MADE IT OUT OKAY!" Official transcript of thebearovingian and Austin Surgical Hospital receptionist -"Kandy"- conversation from 5/20/2008 1:27pm CST.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:40:05 PM CDT

    Harry and His Doctor(s)

    by filmfan311

    I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:42:07 PM CDT

    And now!...Sponge baths for EVERYONE!!...

    by flickapoo

    ...best of luck...

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  • May 20, 2008 1:43:18 PM CDT

    Good luck bro

    by bob of the shire

  • May 20, 2008 1:43:29 PM CDT

    my thoughts are with you, sir headgeek

    by redfishbluefish

    come back happy, healthy, and soon. please.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:47:54 PM CDT

    Dios te Bendiga Harry

    by chanoc

    My wife had that surgery a few years ago and now she is a real hotty, both our lives changed because of that (specially the sex part!)

    Godspeed to you Harry, may God keep you with us for a long time (you need to be here to write the reviews for Star Wars VII, VIII and IX)

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  • May 20, 2008 1:49:31 PM CDT

    He's not fat

    by rockstarr2000

    just big boned...

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  • May 20, 2008 1:52:34 PM CDT

    Good luck, Harry

    by monorail77

    LOL at the spoiler box!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:55:54 PM CDT

    Beware of male nurses named Buck

    by epitone

    is all I'm going to say. Good luck and best wishes for a quick recovery!

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  • May 20, 2008 1:57:18 PM CDT

    Godspeed, Harry. So say we all.

    by adrianveidt

  • May 20, 2008 1:57:57 PM CDT

    What will Skinny Harry look like?

    by cromwell1666

    My guess is either Carrot Top pre-steroids, or maybe, Julianne Moore.

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  • May 20, 2008 1:59:34 PM CDT

    epitone, that was so wrong

    by grammaton cleric binks

    How come it took 500 plus postings for that piece of genius trivia to come out?

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  • May 20, 2008 2:02:32 PM CDT

    My prayers were answered

    by cromwell1666

    I asked God to help Harry with his weight, even if it meant giving Senator Ted Kennedy a malignant brain tumor!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:05:08 PM CDT

    Where are the jokes since Arnold is in the clan

    by grammaton cleric binks

    Hey Ted, it's not a toomah.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:10:08 PM CDT

    We love you Harry...

    by frank black

    I know I even speak for the pricks who visit this site to whine. This site has always been a gift to movie lovers and your relevance is significant in the movie community. Glad you are taking life by the horns. Best to you!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:12:25 PM CDT

    It's always good

    by drmambo

    when you can get a major medical procedure done on BEE CAVES ROAD. Sounds like Harry went with the budget hospital. Good luck man, we love you.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:15:36 PM CDT

    Here's to your health harry.

    by logicalnoise01

    I want you in prime shape so you can face Tony Jaa in his next picture as the super martial artist, "The Bearded Bloody Clam".

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  • May 20, 2008 2:18:15 PM CDT

    So.... is he ok?

    by razorback

  • May 20, 2008 2:18:35 PM CDT

    All the best Harry...it aint cool without u!

    by stupendous man

    dont be a hero tho!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:18:43 PM CDT

    Our prayers are with you, Harry. Good luck.

    by librerarian

  • May 20, 2008 2:19:11 PM CDT

    Best wishes to ya!

    by alienindisguise

  • May 20, 2008 2:20:47 PM CDT

    Best of luck

    by drewlicious

    Hope you reach your goal. Now about that beard....

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  • May 20, 2008 2:23:03 PM CDT

    Happy for ya Harry

    by talkbackgeek

    Happy for ya Harry. This is a big step into living longer. We want you leading geek nation for as long as possible.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:24:10 PM CDT

    All the very best

    by darthhomer

    hope all goes well and get well soon this place is gonna be quiet without ya!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:25:50 PM CDT

    FIRST!

    by pops freshemeyer

    Er, good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:28:35 PM CDT

    good luck harry

    by tobias funke

    I wish you all the best and I'm sure it will go great.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:28:41 PM CDT

    MY ex got this

    by tme2nsb

    When she weighed 500lbs, now she weighs nearly 600...what's that tell you?

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  • May 20, 2008 2:29:22 PM CDT

    May your recovery

    by abominable snowcone

    be as sweet as chocolate coated pussyjuice drenched over a swollen, ready-to-burst clitoris.
    Hey, someone had to say it.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:30:59 PM CDT

    tme2nsb

    by abominable snowcone

    I don't know what that tells harry, but it would tell me "It's time to start packing." 600 pounds is like 5 women in one,and not in the good way

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  • May 20, 2008 2:40:53 PM CDT

    All the best from the UK

    by jadstersdad

    Take care, man. Thanks for all the work and look forward to the new stuff!

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  • May 20, 2008 2:42:22 PM CDT

    Good luck dude

    by mgthedj

    Discoverd you through the column in the old Sci Fi Universe magazine. All my hopes.-----later-----m

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  • May 20, 2008 2:42:27 PM CDT

    best wishes!!

    by jlo

    and good luck.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:42:52 PM CDT

    good luck Harry

    by ultron ver 2.0

    I bet when you're 170lbs 2 years from now, you'll look like a bearded Eric Stolz.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:44:36 PM CDT

    maybe even Eric Stoltz....

    by ultron ver 2.0

    ya never know....

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  • May 20, 2008 2:46:04 PM CDT

    best wishes

    by jambone

    And, you'll have to get your Tigger costume taken in pretty soon.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:47:50 PM CDT

    Good Luck Man

    by strider white

    See if you can get any bionic work done...

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  • May 20, 2008 2:51:09 PM CDT

    HINO! HINO! HINO! HINO!

    by aragornelfstone

    Sorry, had to.

    After he loses the weight he'll be Harry In Name Only.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:53:18 PM CDT

    GODSPEED FATSO

    by ryman7

    Good luck with the surgery, harry- your politics are annoying but what would the world do without it's resident internet movie critic? grats on losing 52 pounds in 6 weeks too

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  • May 20, 2008 2:54:14 PM CDT

    Good luck man!

    by _maltheus_

    I hope you land a superhero-enabling defect out of the operation.

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  • May 20, 2008 2:57:41 PM CDT

    Praying for you, big guy!

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Good luck with the operation and rest!

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  • May 20, 2008 3:14:47 PM CDT

    Good Luck Harry!

    by robur_limax

    It's good to see you're taking charge of your life.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:14:53 PM CDT

    Baskin Robbin’s Large Heath Bar Shake

    by ebertsfatthumb

    You know you want it!

    Following from some dumb Yahoo blogger who has way too much time on his hands instead of working...uh like me!

    The Unhealthiest Drink in America
    Baskin Robbin’s Large Heath Bar Shake (32 oz)
    2,310 calories
    266 g sugar
    108 g fat (64 g saturated)

    Let's look at America's Worst Drink in numbers:

    73: The number of ingredients that go into this milkshake.
    66: The number of teaspoons of sugar this drink contains.
    11: The number of Heath Bars you would have to eat to equal the number of calories found in one Baskin Robbins Large Heath Bar Shake.
    8-12: The average number of minutes it takes to consume this drink.
    240: The number of minutes you’d need to spend on a treadmill burning it off, running at a moderate pace.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:20:03 PM CDT

    i second the hot nurses comment

    by cloudrider`

    best of luck harry! though the upper corner animation won't be as much fun with a skinny harry. :) it's cool to see all united in this talkback for harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:21:01 PM CDT

    no subject

    by justy4life

    Best of luck Harry!

    After you recover, check out Menshealth.com, they provide free diet and fitness plans. There's a club, called the belly off club, alot of men share secrets and talk about weightloss.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:27:22 PM CDT

    Be well, dude.

    by napoleon park

    Hey, Harry. I enjoy posting to your site here, even when I just have some smartass thing to say on a topic that doesn't concern me.I first got called fatso in 2nd grade and I'm 55 now. I once dieted and exercised down from 333 to 262 before hitting a discouraging plateau stage and getting awesome backaches. The worst part was that I'd dropped 70 pounds and converted a lot of fat to muscle but I was still, to anyone who never met me before, a big fat guy. The best thing was that I was stronger, had more stamina (and cleaner pores from the sweating) than ever... and had the best sex of my life. Forget the antiperspirants, sweating is your pal.And it looks like you have a lot of pals here, so let me one more voice in the crowd. From one Comic Book Guy to another, "Live Long and Prosper" dude.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:28:51 PM CDT

    harry has a beer and cheets on his fat

    by myspoonistoobig

    only low-cal chocolate covered pussy juice from now on eh buddy

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  • May 20, 2008 3:32:43 PM CDT

    Best of Luck Dude!!! Speedy Recovery!!!

    by bilboring

    Get healthy and stick with it. It's hard as hell to do but it is better than dying. Good luck and a speedy recovery!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 3:34:03 PM CDT

    More encouragement

    by napoleon park

    Also, being able to reach your penis with both hands and wipe your own ass are good.On the downside, Poor harry - even if he turns himself into 180 pounds of solid muscle, he's still gonna be Carrottop.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:37:10 PM CDT

    Good luck Big Red,enjoy the Vicodin

    by liljuniorbrown

    I know I would . Can't wait to see the results of this process a years from now.Maybe you can fight Uwe Boll if your up to it. If not let me know, I'll throw him a beating.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:42:52 PM CDT

    Now if Lucas can only get a similar operation...

    by versatol

    for his brain. Separate the good story telling from the over the top BS. Good luck Red Goliath

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  • May 20, 2008 3:43:42 PM CDT

    No sympathy for you

    by 20 inch pythons

    You watched your waist expand and had to buy new pants. You know what you put in your mouth. This lap band is a cop out. Continue with your exercise regimen and eating well. ever watched "the biggest loser"? They don't use surgery to get results. They have had diabetes scares. Sack up and work out. Push away from the table.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:47:33 PM CDT

    Where the fuck are this weeks DVD releases?

    by wolfmannards

    Fuck this! I'm closing my account on this site.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:49:59 PM CDT

    Get well soon Harry...

    by andyny29

    stay away from the soda pop. Your weight will drop like crazy.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:51:01 PM CDT

    One more thing Harry

    by nico toscani

    Be sure to get all your excess skin cut off after you are done losing weight.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:51:10 PM CDT

    Good on you Harry...

    by skycrapper

    for the life style change. It takes the fear of losing something to really initiate change. Stick with it and it will be the best thing you've ever done for yourself. Having a friend who's had a similar surgery and life style change, I can say it's made a huge difference in his quality of life and over all self confidence (as if you needed any more of that). Good luck and looking forward to your next post.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:53:20 PM CDT

    Harry will WALK around COMIC-CON again!

    by cenobite

    I first met Harry at the San Diego Comic-Con in the 90's and he was just a 'big guy' then without the need of a wheelchair walking around the con. After this, he will be able to join back into our ranks of having sore feet from standing all freakin day long!

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  • May 20, 2008 3:56:00 PM CDT

    The HIPAA guy at the hospital is HATING you

    by quin the eskimo

    Good luck pecito rojo.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:57:56 PM CDT

    May The Force Be With You

    by scorekeeper

    Best of luck Harry! We all look forward to seeing a lot less of you.

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  • May 20, 2008 3:59:08 PM CDT

    Best wishes but...

    by finglawyer

    give me a call if the doctors fuck you up. HAHA!

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  • May 20, 2008 3:59:34 PM CDT

    Harry = the Techno Viking?

    by cenobite

    I just had a disturbing thought... there are those who when they do loose weight and become healthy, don't stop. In fact they become just as addicted to getting physically fit as they once did to food. It's rare, but it does happen. That's when I had the vision of Harry pointing his finger angrily at the haters and proceeding to violently dance in the street.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:01:49 PM CDT

    A first time poster wishing Harry good luck...

    by leafar the lost

    I registered today just to wish Harry good luck with his surgery. His web site has been a god send for geeks all over the world.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:02:37 PM CDT

    I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake.

    by darth kosher

    But for now, rest well and dream of large women.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:02:45 PM CDT

    Hey right on Harry!

    by heyscot

    Congratulations on your blood sugar and losing all that weight in the past six weeks! YOU CAN DO IT! That's so awesome, man! Check you out, you're doing it! You're taking care of yourself and making it so that you can hopefully spend more time with the people you love and doing the stuff you love, too! Keep up the work, you should be proud of yourself! You're an inspiration to everyone. : )

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  • May 20, 2008 4:02:51 PM CDT

    ...And don't get all vain on me Harry...

    by napolean solo

    And start starring in movi- wait, I'm too late... AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


    THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM NOW!















    And quite frankly... I'm glad!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:08:20 PM CDT

    hey there

    by evil dead 3d

    well i don't talkback unless you have a life changing experience or you post a topic on "V".

    just kidding.

    my birthday is today and i'm giving you all my wished to have a great result and comfort till you're back to 100 percent.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:11:08 PM CDT

    Their Kung-Fu is No Match for Your Rockets!

    by spymunk

    Don't ever forget that, Harry! And by that, I mean that I hope you have a speedy recovery and also beat your diabetes. It can be done! Besides, nothing bad can happen to you any more since you discovered you're a cartoon (Comic Book Guy). All the best to you, man!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:12:03 PM CDT

    Get well Harry !

    by bellock

  • May 20, 2008 4:13:17 PM CDT

    Atkins

    by d_fens1969

    The Atkins diet? You mean the suicide diet? The diet that wears a hole in your colon? The diet that gives you a heart attack?

    Its been said so many times, but will never be understood I guess. Eat right, exercise. Thats all there is to it.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:14:03 PM CDT

    Best Wishes

    by monki

    Hope everything went smoothly and I can't wait until we can roll around in the grass like we used to.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:16:56 PM CDT

    Don't go into the light Harry... best wishes!

    by ar42

  • May 20, 2008 4:17:09 PM CDT

    Get Well Quickly Buddy!

    by dogma_jedi

  • May 20, 2008 4:17:31 PM CDT

    Get Well Quickly Buddy!

    by dogma_jedi

  • May 20, 2008 4:25:06 PM CDT

    YAY!

    by peanutgallery

    Thats great that it went so well Harry! All the best! Your gonna be grabbing leading roles in no time!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:25:19 PM CDT

    no headache

    by headgeek

    no nausea, no problems - walked back into my house - and really... it feels like I was rolled for my wallet - kicked in the stomach by boots... but like they say in FIGHT CLUB - once you know you can take a hit and not break - well - you're a man.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:27:46 PM CDT

    ALL THE BEST, BIG GUY !

    by glasgowkiss

    Hi Harry

    Been visiting your site since (it seems) the internet was invented.

    Only now have I felt compelled to register, so I can wish you 'aw ra best' as we say in Scotland.

    Get well soon, big guy !


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  • May 20, 2008 4:32:43 PM CDT

    Just don't eat any spaghetti

    by kraken

    We don't want you pulling a John Hurt on us.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:33:41 PM CDT

    Get Well and a bit of advice..

    by ironmuskrat

    I know two women have gotten this surgery so I just have few bits of advice. This procedure is a great way to start on losing weight but it isn't a miracle cure. After the surgery you will lose a quick 40 to 60 pounds, after that anymore weight loss is on you. Diet and exercise are your long term solution to keeping off the weight. Keep it simple, cut soft drinks(pure sugar) and bread(and other carbs) from your diet. Don't try to starve yourself, eat a normal amount of meals, just keep the portions small and healthy. Start out slow on the exercising, jumping into a complex and intense exercise program will just burn you out and discourage you.
    Just remember that after a fast start your weight loss will slow and you will have to work hard to keep losing weight.
    Good Luck Harry

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  • May 20, 2008 4:35:54 PM CDT

    man oh man

    by imascooby1985

    I am really glad to hear the surgery was a success. Hopefully its just an early success in a line of many.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:37:40 PM CDT

    Congrats man,

    by jae683

    Hope it all goes well, and you lose a ton (literally?) of weight. BTW, that Indy-Harry cartoon is trippen.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:39:14 PM CDT

    Congrats and Welcome back, Harry!

    by doc hfuhruhurr

    Being that I'm also a Doctor, I recommend chain smoking cigars to curb your appetite in the future!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:40:13 PM CDT

    GOOD FOR YOU, HARRY.

    by total fucking destruction

    before you know it, you'll be shedding those unwanted pounds faster than you can say TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:42:33 PM CDT

    HOORAY for HARRY!!!

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Hmmm...sounds like a song from the 1940s. Anyway, glad you're back big guy. Just don't play Wii Fit for a few days, k?

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  • May 20, 2008 4:43:02 PM CDT

    Awesome man

    by guerillakarma

    Glad to hear all went well, keep taking care of yourself!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:43:20 PM CDT

    Harry

    by erichaislar

    You know what would be great. I photo journal of your weight loss to help inspire some of us fattys. I for one would love to see the before and after pictures once you start lossing the weight.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:43:20 PM CDT

    You going to buy Wiifit Harry?

    by bigtuna

  • May 20, 2008 4:43:31 PM CDT

    President Bush sends his warmest wishes...

    by jeditemple

    That you die, you big fat ginger freak.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:47:42 PM CDT

    AWESOME, Harry!!!!!!!!!

    by boromir

    Congrats, and a continued speedy recovery to you!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:52:13 PM CDT

    I've never even been overweight but...

    by theyreflockingthisway

    I have never understood the unstoppable craving to keep eating even though you know you shouldn't.

    Personally I just wonder why people can't just fight these cravings and get by on normal meals - just assign yourself a normal portion each day and stick to it. Y'know just think "I'm still hungry, but had my food so know I'm not going to starve". Shouldn't you know not to get more snacks? Though, like I said, having never been overweight I'll assume I just don't understand and it's harder than I think to loose it.

    Anyway, despite any ignorance, I hope it works out however you solve it - This place has to be one of my fave online haunts being almost obsessed with movies. Though how is Wii Speed Racer? It best be as neon and cool looking as the movie.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:54:10 PM CDT

    A movie license game on the Wii?

    by horseflesh

    Sounds worse than surgery! Good luck surviving THAT, Harry! ;)

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  • May 20, 2008 4:54:20 PM CDT

    congrats, harry

    by bluebottle

    i'm glad that you're home safe and sound, and that there was no stomach bursting.
    mostly, i'm glad there was no stomach bursting.
    get well and enjoy the beginning of this new chapter of your life.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:56:22 PM CDT

    theyreflockingthisway

    by craig2574

    Its not that easy for some people who are overweight just to assign a normal portion. At times food is an addiction just as liqour is to others.

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  • May 20, 2008 4:56:27 PM CDT

    Well done!

    by maverick2484

    As I countdown the days till Indy 4, it occurred to me that I've been coming to this site for over 10 years to get my daily dose of Indy rumours, Batman rumours and so many others. Thanks for playing your part in creating the online film community, and I'm sure that all of film geekdom is wishing you well today!

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  • May 20, 2008 4:57:22 PM CDT

    bruising!

    by bluebottle

    err, you wrote "stomach bruising" but i read "stomach bursting"... damn, i can't believe i need to wear my glasses at the computer now...

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  • May 20, 2008 5:00:19 PM CDT

    Good luck

    by double m

    Although I must wonder where one buys size 62 pants.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:00:55 PM CDT

    Good Going, Harry...

    by boggycreekbeast

    Better now than too late.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:01:35 PM CDT

    Excellent Harry...

    by peter_page

    Maybe a Nintendo Wii - Richard Simmons project is in order...

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  • May 20, 2008 5:03:50 PM CDT

    Way to go Harry

    by terrymalloy

    It's all in the hips!

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  • May 20, 2008 5:09:53 PM CDT

    Take it easy

    by thall_joben

    Lots of get well soons from Blighty. Avoid those massive belly laughs for a while eh? NO SPACED. ;)

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  • May 20, 2008 5:11:57 PM CDT

    He's Alive!! YAY!!

    by buffywrestling

  • May 20, 2008 5:18:04 PM CDT

    Harry willl play Hacksaw Jim Duggan

    by annie the pod racer

    HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Whenever they start making Wrestlemania movies. Should be soon with all the remakes going on.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:18:14 PM CDT

    Yay for Harry!

    by myrtle_mae_simmons

    Get well and get healthy soon.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:21:54 PM CDT

    Huzzah for Harry!

    by freerangecelt

    Great news Harry! We wish you a speedy recovery, and when the government activates the chip they implanted in your brain during the lap-band surgery, we know that you will do the right thing!

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  • May 20, 2008 5:22:38 PM CDT

    Congrats Harry!

    by tommyshag

    I am very happy for you, sir! Glad everything went well and here's to a speedy recovery!

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  • May 20, 2008 5:23:46 PM CDT

    Glad it went well

    by grendel745

    and I'm glad that, unlike many, you're viewing this as a tool to get where you want to be and not a one stop fix all. Hope your recovery is swift and that you use the tools to enjoy your life for as long as possible.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:23:53 PM CDT

    Harry chooses blu-ray and here's why?

    by phillyflopper

    Because Rambo is the cure to all of life's ills. :-)

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  • May 20, 2008 5:24:01 PM CDT

    You rule, Harry

    by silverglade

    I am so goddamn glad to hear you are ok and safe and back to normal routines again. It is like a weight off my mind. Be healthy and good. I hope your progress goes well.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:27:03 PM CDT

    Welcome Back

    by bod33

    Glad it all went smoothly Harry, and now i fancy some chicken broth aswell .

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  • Maybe put down the wii remote and jog a mile. Are you sure its not the Republicans fault you're fat? You blamed them for everything else. I love how Harry hates conservatives but owns every DVD ever made where a girl gets raped. I just summed up the problem we all have with the liberal mindset for you people.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:27:53 PM CDT

    "Let me tell you something you already know.

    by c legion

    The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward."

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  • May 20, 2008 5:32:19 PM CDT

    Phew, thank god for that

    by theycallmemrglass

    Now start writing your second autobiography on film producing, marriage, and dieting. You got quite a story to tell methinks...

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  • May 20, 2008 5:34:02 PM CDT

    How is that game Harry??

    by allpowerfulwizardofoz

    I loved the movie but movie can sometimes be the suck. Impressions?

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  • May 20, 2008 5:34:57 PM CDT

    I love me some food too...

    by mjayace

    I just try to work out enough that I can still eat what I want within reason. I have maintained about 220 (I am 6'4) for over 10 years now. Good to hear everything went well, Harry. Although the real task is only just beginning. My suggestion is you set a goal of walking on a treadmill for at least half of every movie you watch (put the treadmill in front of your screen) and eat reasonably and you will be 195 in no time. Unfortunately for you and many of us who sit at a desk, our profession isn't that ameiable to exercise. You have the added detractor of being able to eat while you "work". I am sure your Dr has a plan but it is never that easy. Maybe if you only ate away from the movies and limited eating out or restaurant prepped food once a month? Oh well, best of luck to you. Last piece of advice is to drink at least 8 oz of water BEFORE every meal to lessen the hunger.
    WHEN IS A REVIEW OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK COMING UP? Somebody has to have seen it. I think I am the only one who think it looks great (and I liked the Ang Lee version except for the last fight).

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  • May 20, 2008 5:36:07 PM CDT

    What are Harry's critics getting out of their negativity?

    by boromir

    Simple: They're desperately trying to generate feelings of superiority for themselves, because that's what narcissists do. "It's all about personal responsibility, and all you have to do is be master of your domain just like me, blah, blah, blah." The degree to which these bastards lack empathy is pathetic and scary. (And no, this isn't about you, theyreflockingthisway--you readily admit that you don't quite understand.)

    Anyone who's faced a struggle to control behavior against the "will" of their own brain gets this. And even people who don't should be able to grasp it, because who the FUCK goes to the expense and trouble and pain and risk of surgery simply because they're lazy?

    You can argue till the cows come home that fat people ought to "just" do this or do that. It's all bullshit. The weakness doesn't lie in their inability to "just eat less" or "just exercise more"--the weakness lies in your OWN inability to have some fucking empathy for a fellow human being, or to even wish them well when they're willing to go to drastic lengths to change.

    As a man who has suffered from major clinical depression, I know what it's like to feel emasculated by my inability to control my own emotions. I was so embarrassed by it that I didn't seek help for years and consequently ended up on the brink of suicide. Anyone who'd tell someone in that condition to "just stop being a goddamn pussy" is certifiably cruel and inhuman. And yet some folks here seem perfectly willing to spout similar shit with regard to Harry's surgery.

    Do some people lose weight solely by way of diet and exercise? Sure. Some people also experience spontaneous remissions of depression. But lots more don't. Lots of people struggle against constant powerful urges to eat that others simply can't comprehend or understand. Some people become physically unable to exercise well before they are able to come to grips with what is happening and try to stop it. Whatever the reason is, if you're not dealing with the problem, then you really have no place passing judgment on those who are.

    In ANY case, Harry does not deserve to be judged by assholes here on his own site when all he's done is announce his surgery. He's recognized that he needs to make a change, and has chosen a path in consultation with a physician. If you can't with the man well, then how about just staying the fuck away for a while?

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  • May 20, 2008 5:45:21 PM CDT

    Now this is cool news.

    by yeti

    Glad your doing well so soon after surgery Harry. Take it easy, you'll be running marathons in no time.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:51:54 PM CDT

    Well said, Boromir!

    by freerangecelt

    You can tell the difference between adults posting on the site and immature children. Mayhap now we can look forward to the summer.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:54:37 PM CDT

    Hell, Harry . . .

    by skidmarkedundies

    You look so much better in this picture than in all the other pics I've seen of you. Dude, seriously, GOOD FOR YOU. I lost 40 pounds recently, and it is such a liberating feeling. So happy for you dude. DON'T GIVE UP!!! Hell, when you're ready, I'll play you one on one in B-Ball. I'm shirts. lol

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  • May 20, 2008 5:56:01 PM CDT

    Best of luck...

    by ojaeflo

    ...on the mother of all lifestyle changes, Harry. Staying healthy's where it's at! :)

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  • May 20, 2008 5:56:16 PM CDT

    It's ironic that the idiots...

    by c legion

    having a go at Harry are the people with, arguably, the biggest problems of anyone posting here. To shit on the guy who created this site, who has just had surgery, who made mistakes and is trying to sort them out is borderline sociopathic. I cannot begin to imagine the bitter, self-hatred coursing through their veins, and I don't want to.

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  • May 20, 2008 5:59:59 PM CDT

    But I Wanted To See Pics Of The SPEED RACER Game!!!

    by laserpants

    Not your inner workings! Hahaha! Nah, but seriously, congrats on a successful operation. Glad to hear all went well. Hang in there Captain Lapband! You'll be svelte in a fortnight!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:01:01 PM CDT

    Why am I not surprised...

    by fleet

    ...that there's a whole tonne of fat bastards on here clapping their hands and cheering for Harry getting surgery? So Harry - If this DOES work, and you don't get slippage from the band... and it doesn't erode into your stomach wall - What the HELL are you going to do about all the excess skin folds your body has developed after years and years of being morbidly obese? No... wait... let me guess... MORE surgery? Of course...

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  • May 20, 2008 6:07:43 PM CDT

    Harry's shirt is making me hungry....

    by wash

    mmmmmm, brick oven pepperoni pizza.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:07:49 PM CDT

    Having Never Been Fat, I Can't Relate To Harry's, But...

    by laserpants

    As a human being I can wish him well can't I? Some of you people are really terrible. I mean theres a time and a place for busting on people, (lord knows I have) but, c'mon. Day of the surgery? Not cool.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:09:27 PM CDT

    LaserPants...

    by fleet

    ...So it was okay to bust on him when he was a lazy fat-ass, constantly getting called named by all the people who are now offering him prayers? You two faced fucks...

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  • May 20, 2008 6:10:16 PM CDT

    Harry I think you look good in the photo!

    by calico pete

    Congratulations on getting healthier. You look happy, and 50 pounds lighter, you look good. Here's to you feeling *great*.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:10:17 PM CDT

    Glad to hear everything went great, Harry

    by chrth

    But seriously, Speed Racer for the Wii? Mario Kart is where it's at, man!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:12:33 PM CDT

    johnnylawless:

    by boromir

    Hallelujer! Thoughtful advice and critique--yes. Trolling pieces of shit--no.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:15:40 PM CDT

    Allah Tera Shukar, Harry!

    by prof_ender

    That means "Thank God" (or Gods, don't want to differentiate ^_^) that Harry is all right! I actually had surgery a few weeks ago, so I know what you're going though. Glad to see you're doing well and will continue to rock the internet, Mr. Knowles. ^_^

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  • May 20, 2008 6:18:03 PM CDT

    I didn't know you looked so much like a red X

    by membirdman

    Or am I the only one who can't see the pics?

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  • May 20, 2008 6:20:27 PM CDT

    Good on you, Harry. Good on you.

    by lordenigma

    Here's to you getting to the point where you can walk, run around, and continue to watch as many movies as possible. You got heart kid. We need people like you around.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:22:57 PM CDT

    Best of luck Harry!!!

    by darth voodoo

    Although I will be having nightmare's for the next month thanks to that picture of your stomach.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:23:02 PM CDT

    All the best to you!

    by kevred

    Happy recovery and moving forward, Mr. Knowles. You make a lot of people happy with this site (even though for many people, that manifests itself as being grotesque boors to one another; guess it's still happiness, though). Be well.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:23:14 PM CDT

    Congratulations on the surgery going well!

    by kyle051554

    Although I gotta say, the pictures inside of you were an image that I don't think I'm ever going to get out of my head. Having watched "Temple of Doom" today, the picture of your insides reminds me of the dinner scene with the baby snakes crawling out of the sliced belly of the mama python.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:24:03 PM CDT

    Looking strong!

    by gotilk

    Get well soon.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:24:43 PM CDT

    Lapbands RULE!!!!

    by scooterbyrd

    Congrats on your new life from a sister lapbander. I've lost 135 lbs. and lose more every day.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:25:06 PM CDT

    Harry ...

    by phatpete

    been a fan of this site for years now. Hats off to you. Never give up. Never surrender. All the best to you and your wife.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:26:43 PM CDT

    harry...luckier than rory root

    by bacci40

    good thing harry got this done now, and not at 50....harry may think he is comic book guy...but it was always rory...and now, god has taken him...and the world sux, just a bit more

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  • May 20, 2008 6:27:03 PM CDT

    Good luck

    by meshgearfoxx

    on your recovery. Your movie reviews suck for the most part but I wish you the best.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:27:43 PM CDT

    MemBirdman

    by phatpete

    The X never, ever marks the spot ... remember? :D

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  • Still can't quite figure out where you're hiding the wires though...

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  • May 20, 2008 6:29:06 PM CDT

    Man Glider

    by headgeek

    Ah - the loose skin question.

    well - there's where the body building and skin oils come into play. By remaining on an Atkins-esque diet - watching my carbs - and going for protein - then spending at least an hour a day in the gym doing serious weight training and body building - you transform. The largest concentration of fat on my body is literally the belly/torso area. My ass is actually rather small. My arms have already begun transforming into guns. very little fat there or in the shoulder, neck and upper back area. -- Once these wounds heal up - I'll be hitting the ab machines with little abandon. Attacking that belly from a caloric and a muscle devouring fat annihilation. As it is - my doctor was extremely surprised by how great my interior was - in shape. And the photos he showed me confirmed it. Hopefully I'll have the video soon to share. That'll be wicked awesome!

    I don't relish SURGERY as an answer - at this point - it will be about transforming myself and doing the right things - very similar to what Pregnant women do when they fight to get their figures back. It really is about 90% resolve.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:29:44 PM CDT

    Yeah!

    by bdt

    So cool! Take it easy and enjoy that cool, refreshing icey water (it doesn't leak out of those holes, does it? I want a picture if it does!) Take it easy, cause some of the discomfort might be delayed and you don't want to make things worse by Wii-ing yourself out! So happy for you!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:35:15 PM CDT

    THE FAT MAN HAS LANDED

    by ryman7

    grats on a successful surgery, harry. how about lipo now?

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  • May 20, 2008 6:36:27 PM CDT

    Congrats for surviving Dr. Giggles. Now, what's next...

    by badwaldo s revenge

    ...will Jim Cameron send you a best wishes tape with exclusive access to Avatar VFX in the works with non-disclosure contract signed? How about a BATTLE ANGEL ALITA script? LOL. Losing weight is what you've been waiting for all your life. Life's short so take it easy. I wish ye a near-immortal Highlander status. The way to near-immortality is to eat well (acid-concentrated fruits), exercise regularly, think clearly & positively and live less stressful. And drink lots and LOTS of mineral water.
    (holding a champagne toast glass ) To your health, Bad Waldo (aka Father Death)

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  • May 20, 2008 6:36:38 PM CDT

    Soulfucker...

    by bdt

    ...reminds me of that guy who follows Burt Lancaster around yelling insults in Local Hero.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:37:21 PM CDT

    HARRY!

    by thenorthlander

    Don't put up the video online man! Save it for BNAT! It would be awesome.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:37:45 PM CDT

    Well, no more Fat Harry Animation

    by zombie vig

    Will we be seing the all new, trim and sexy Harry by Cartuna soon?

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  • May 20, 2008 6:38:15 PM CDT

    Soulfucker

    by boromir

    You hate the site and the folks here, and yet here you are crying. Also, you're a really boring troll. And you spelled Tolkien incorrectly.

    You may now join Fleet in the "FUCK OFF" corner until I say otherwise.

    For all others: A delicious supper of navratan korma awaits. Have a good one!

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  • May 20, 2008 6:38:51 PM CDT

    AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

    by quint

    Too much information! I could have gone through my entire life without knowing what your actual insides look like...

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  • May 20, 2008 6:40:53 PM CDT

    WELL SAID JOHNNY

    by ryman7

    and soulf#*cker, what's wrong with being a corporate whore? at least it pays well. good benefits from what i hear

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  • May 20, 2008 6:41:13 PM CDT

    Hey Harry, re: working the abs

    by chrth

    You can't spot reduce, man. Attacking the ab machines may get you stronger abs, but they won't do anything for the fat on top of it. So don't overdo the abs workout, you'll just end up with a sore back and that'll kill any momentum. Diet and aerobic exercise will be enough to take out the stomach fat.

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  • May 20, 2008 6:43:48 PM CDT

    congrats big guy!

    by badmrwonka

    after you are in great shape, you can work on grammar and punctuation!I keed,I keed! looking forward to your transformation, and congrats on completing Act I...

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  • May 20, 2008 6:55:11 PM CDT

    When the fuck...

    by massawyrm 1

    did they start making HARRY KNOWLES BRAND Hulk Hands? And why wasn't I given a pair?

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  • May 20, 2008 6:59:26 PM CDT

    : )

    by proper

    Very good,the red X boxes of doom have somewhat tarnished the vibe but one day Harry we will have to do the Predator Dutch/Dillon Handshake.Big up........

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  • ...Dude, have you been brainwashed? The abs machine won't do shit in regards to burning the fat, and you'd have far more gain working core strength (because your back and torso are seriously going to require it if this weight loss actually works) - PS - A womans body is made to spring back... and 9 months of slow growth is a lot different to reversing the years of sloth your body has endured... I seriously question your doctor, mate, if that the advice he's been giving you... Sounds like some quack working out the back shed of a small mexican hovel...

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  • May 20, 2008 7:02:32 PM CDT

    keep it up, big guy

    by occula

    from the female contingent on the site: hang tough and congrats on taking steps!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:05:44 PM CDT

    Get Noggin' Support too

    by maroon

    Harry,

    As a note of warning, make sure you get into a support group and get some counseling. Lots and lots of people get the physical part taken care of, yet ultimately ignore their emotional/psychological need for food. They don't work on their mental state and eat themselves right back into problems again. That's a huge component, don't ignore it!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:06:58 PM CDT

    I don't know alot, but fuck all this shit......

    by rockstarr2000

    Harry...

    It's not your fault.

    Look at me, Harry...

    It's not your fault.

    No, no, no... It's not your fault.

    It's not your fault.

    It's not your fault.

    It's not your fault.

    IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!!!!


    You can weep on my shoulder if you want, buddy.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:09:16 PM CDT

    from a fellow fat ass

    by spanksteroflove

    I look forward to reading updates on your post-surgery weight loss, Harry. I've been toying with the idea of surgery for a long time myself. I applaud you, sir!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:11:18 PM CDT

    did anyone really wanna see that picture?

    by bouncy x

    i'm talking about the first one of course............nah just kiddig, i meant the 2nd, thats just gross lol...im glad i wasnt eating, but yeah, hope you heal well and all goes as planned. but man...you had surgery TODAY and you're already home? i thought they keep you for a few days or something, is healthcare really that bad today?

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  • May 20, 2008 7:12:02 PM CDT

    Good luck, Big Guy

    by blanket-man

    Hope it works.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:12:28 PM CDT

    Glad everything went well Harry.

    by mrfan

    One battle down. Now, on to win the war.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:16:30 PM CDT

    NICELY DONE

    by burgertime

    In for a quick tune-up and right back out on the road again. That's the way to do it.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:17:12 PM CDT

    FUCK!

    by ravex

    not cool, harry, not cool...

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  • May 20, 2008 7:17:47 PM CDT

    SOULFUCKER makes me laugh.

    by raw_bean

    "LOVE YOUR ARCH NEMISIS G@BRIEL GRAY."'Arch nemesis' lol - I'm not sure which is funnier, the fact that he thinks Harry gives two figs about him let alone considers him his 'arch-nemesis', or the fact that he seems to think being the 'arch-nemesis' of a movie geek website owner is something to be proud of or impressed by. :^D

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  • May 20, 2008 7:17:52 PM CDT

    IT PUTS THE SHIRT BACK ON OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

    by ryanmurray

  • May 20, 2008 7:19:43 PM CDT

    Ugh...

    by phillyflopper

    I just finished a sandwich. Didn't want to see the child birth pic. :X

    Still though, glad all is well.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:24:03 PM CDT

    someone mirror the pics

    by happybunni

    i want to see, sounds delightfully gruesome

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  • May 20, 2008 7:24:26 PM CDT

    Congrats Big Guy!

    by bswise

    Real inspiring what you are doing here. BTW, if you don't already have a "Vita-Mix," I highly recommend that you procure one. This is the Grizzly Bear of all blenders. At 8000 RPMs you will be able to reduce purt near any substance you desire into liquid or powder. Peace.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:26:40 PM CDT

    Bouncy X

    by boromir

    It's safer to be at home. All it takes is one nurse to go from treating some dude with insyphylorrhea tubercutitis to sticking her finger in your new bloody second belly button, and it's all over with.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:30:13 PM CDT

    Good Deal

    by picardsucks

    Now when you recover you are going to join a healthclub!! We want you to do it right bro and stay healthy. With your frame over time you could get pretty jacked and it's an awesome stress outlet

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  • May 20, 2008 7:30:52 PM CDT

    I was at Butt-Numb-A-Thon 9

    by knightshift

    After watching "Feels So Good", I can look at ANYTHING and not be squeamish :-P The truly evil thing about that experience was that Harry and crew decided to run it DURING BREAKFAST!! Seriously though, glad to see you back and smiling Harry :-)

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  • May 20, 2008 7:31:46 PM CDT

    DUDE I lost weight too!

    by britney spears rusted clit ring

    I wasnt expecting to see your insides man..I Just puked dinner.

    Good luck man.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:37:02 PM CDT

    little red X's..no pictures..

    by soup74

    am i the only one?

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  • May 20, 2008 7:37:38 PM CDT

    "Skinniness is the right of all sentient beings!"

    by autobot optimus prime

    Good luck on your "transformation" my friend!

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  • May 20, 2008 7:38:04 PM CDT

    disregard..

    by soup74

    i switched to firefox..and everything was fine. i should know better.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:40:48 PM CDT

    Your not the only one

    by therealbigern

    I can't see Harry's guts either.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:42:11 PM CDT

    Nice Going Knowles

    by i am the most horrible

    And no pressure.
    While you're eating broth this week, might as well make it some good stuff and get ahold of the movie "Tampopo." That movie makes soup look good.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:42:29 PM CDT

    What's so nasty about a pic of a stomach?

    by boromir

    I mean, if it was crawling with cockroach larvae or slit open and worn as a hat by some Inuit, that would be nasty. But just a stomach with a Lap Band on it? Big deal.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:42:43 PM CDT

    ARRRGGHHH! GODDAMNIT HARRY!

    by slapnutz777

    I casually scrolled down the page looking for screenshots of SpeedRacer on Wii! Oh well, get well bud.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:52:17 PM CDT

    There we go

    by therealbigern

    Yep Firefox worked, nice guts man. BTW your surgery brought me out of lurker status, get well soon Harry. Now back to my cave.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:55:19 PM CDT

    You think Lap Band stories are sad, sinister.

    by boromir

    Verne Troyer once got drunk at a children's birthday party he was hired to entertain at and told my second cousin that all he really ever wanted was to be an NBA star. I still cry myself to sleep thinking about that.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:56:19 PM CDT

    Nice Work, Harry.

    by spiderinside

    I'm stoked that you got this done for yourself. As much as I love your site, your reviews, and the cheerful geek that comes across in everything you write, I have to admit that I was pretty grossed out by the care you took of yourself. It's good to see that you've finally sacked up and done what needed to be done. I work in healthcare, and I'm constantly amazed at the way obesity destroys lives. Congrats on making a huge step to getting healthy. Not only for yourself, but for your wife, family and friends. Way to go.

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  • May 20, 2008 7:57:34 PM CDT

    so where was Moriarty this whole time?

    by datascream

    He never even come by to wish you luck man! Are you guys getting a divorce or something?

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  • May 20, 2008 8:10:16 PM CDT

    SICK

    by kapowski

  • May 20, 2008 8:13:39 PM CDT

    I just threw up in my mouth...

    by moto

    ...should have been more "spoiler" warnings before those pics;)

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  • May 20, 2008 8:14:07 PM CDT

    The stomach pic....

    by cripeman

    Hang that on your fridge...that should help keep you out.

    Much success man.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:17:11 PM CDT

    My workout routine

    by headgeek

    Is far more intense than just abs. I'm working on every muscle group with the exact same intensity. Currently benching 210. Curling 110. High rowing 160. Regular rowing 125. Inclined press - 150. Overhead press 150. There's another 5 machines that I'm forgetting at the moment - but I do 3 sets of reps of 10 - and on the last set I go till I can't push, pull, curl another time. If I can do another 10, the next time I go in - I increase the overall weight by 10lbs and that becomes my new work out weight. I'm also working the legs and abs very intensely - as they were the most abused areas of my body. The wheelchair having really taken their toll. As soon as coordination and strength allows - I'll be doing the bike workouts and then, God Willing the Ellyptical, Stair climbing machine and the treadmill... which I would attempt to devote another hour worth of workout to.

    And yes - swimming is something my wife and I do at Barton Springs - on the days we feel a bit sore - and it relaxes and allows all the muscles to work together.


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  • May 20, 2008 8:19:31 PM CDT

    Where the hell are the pictures?

    by zarles

    C'mon, at least one of you sick fucks must've saved them.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:19:57 PM CDT

    Re-Host Pictures

    by bojtrek

    Please re-host the pictures for us men that can handle it... shutup you puke in your mouth pussies...

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  • May 20, 2008 8:20:48 PM CDT

    *Yarg*, Harry!!!

    by buffywrestling

    Sometimes there is a fine line between reality and imagination....that line is now tied around Harry's tummy.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:24:53 PM CDT

    Good luck

    by mockingbuddha

    with your new direction in life. I've come to love your site and want you well for a long time!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:29:38 PM CDT

    PLANT!!!!! Oh wait....

    by han cholo

    I lost over 60 lbs in 3 months, basically just eating chicken, carne asada, 85-90% fat free hamburger and steak that wasn't rib eye or filet mignon. Rounded that out with a lot of vegetables (used a lot of country crock) and drank something other than soda, like water or apple juice and I saw dramatic results in two weeks. Seriously, once you're over the hump by not eating sweets and shit, your body gets used to it and eating right, or what i did here, becomes easy. And I was eating at least 2-3 pounds of meat a day and still lost a shitload of weight. It's called the Core diet or something.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:32:54 PM CDT

    Hey Harry...

    by zaphodbeeblerox

    Dont generally post a lot, but I do check the site several times a day. Glad to hear the surgery went well for you. My wife was recently diagnosed with Diabetes as well and its been a real wake up call for both of us healthwise as well. Sincere best wishes for a good recovery and here's hoping that you continue with the drive to take control of your health and get to where you want to be. God Bless and thanks for always managing to bring a little dose of humor and occasionally some neat behind the scenes stuff into an otherwise stuffy work day.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:34:03 PM CDT

    good luck

    by msi_urine15

    thats awesome harry good luck with surgery !!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:37:07 PM CDT

    Sleep Well

    by jarjar_dinks

    Good luck!

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  • May 20, 2008 8:37:59 PM CDT

    Great pics Harry

    by obscura

    You're one seriously happy lookin guy today, im glad of it. as for the other one, awesome! i'd be doing the same thing, its always intresting to see inside your own body.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:41:10 PM CDT

    Mr. Bone Jangles, How Do You Feel About Weed?

    by laserpants

    We can't quite tell yet. Are you on the fence about it? Please, share with us your thoughts on, say, weed, or any other weed related products or services you enjoy. Perhaps a snappy catch phrase or catch number? 'Cause that would be, like, sooo funny.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:43:36 PM CDT

    Amazing!!!

    by tron

    How fast they want to toss people out the door of the hopitals nowdays!!!!!!! Is it a sign of advanced medical techniques, or cheap ass hospitals!!!!?????? Well if aliens can probe and do surgury techniques and dump people back in a corn field within a few hours, why can't our doctors?

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  • May 20, 2008 8:49:08 PM CDT

    Dude you need to play up the pain

    by turd furgeson

    so you can get sympathy blow jobs and extra vicodin... Do it. Glad you got through it alright although I'm a little nervous about skinny Harry... That red hair is weird enough on a fat guy, once you get skinny, I'm gonna start calling you Malachai.....

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  • May 20, 2008 8:53:39 PM CDT

    skinny harry...

    by obscura

    kinda like a ginger Brian May?

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  • May 20, 2008 8:53:45 PM CDT

    I'm happy Harry is doing good, but where is the Magnolia talkbac

    by betaraybill07

    You knew it was coming. Keep pushing Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 8:55:28 PM CDT

    bone jangles come get some

    by g-ride9000

    Daddy's ready for your little vagina monster of a mouth to say some dumb shit...Please insult me. what do I have to do you lite healed, pan flute playing ass spelunker; to get the sort of reaction a surgery causes. Does your mommy hate you?

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  • May 20, 2008 8:58:12 PM CDT

    The mo'fuckin' pictures ain't showing up bud

    by jackie boy

    but congrats anyways

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  • May 20, 2008 9:00:53 PM CDT

    Get Well Soon

    by dvanhorne

    huge step...can AICN survive with a more diminutive Harry as anchor? me thinks so. god's speed to your recovery. -longtime non-poster/avid reader

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  • May 20, 2008 9:06:54 PM CDT

    you really are one ugly Ginger

    by nooneimportant

    I mean really, shave that damn beard dude. It's nasty! Cut your hippy hair and maybe grow a nice trimmed go-tee and take a bath every once in awhile. I bet your man-boobs stink like the inside of Roseannes elbow fat.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:07:36 PM CDT

    Good luck Hairy.....

    by rben

    i'm at about 217 to 220 myself and i'm 50, (6 ft) and for my height i should be around what? 190 or so. i take b/p, chloseterol and a beta and still have twinges. i myself try to get to the gym 4 or 5 times a week and huffing n puffing somewhat on the treadmill and lift the girly man 25 pd weights. at least i'm doing something. (can't quite get myself to go everyday though.) at the same time, i think i eat better but again, i'll still hit the buffet place sometimes, the difference now is restricting myself to one plate but with only seafood veggies and fruit on it. and at home because i don't cook, i alternate between cans of veggies and different types of beans (i need more fiber because the doctor who did my colonoscopy said i have a shitty colon--literally). granted i don't have diabetes but concern that your heart will give out any second ain't exactly living in the fun zone (to quote bob kelso from scrubs). but like alot of setbacks in life, only you have the power to help you. (sorry for the hallmark moment.) i'll be thinking of you as i huff and puff n sweat at the gym!)

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  • May 20, 2008 9:08:35 PM CDT

    Yeah, C'mon Bone Jangles -

    by fleet

    Everyone knows it's okay to pay out the big fat guy, call him names and make fun of him... UNTIL he goes into surgery for being a big fat guy... then you have to stop... because then it's not okay... For some reason, then it's WRONG to pay him out about being the big fat lazy guy... Nope, then you have to SUPPORT him... Make sense... Yeah, makes PERFECT sense, dont it...

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  • May 20, 2008 9:13:58 PM CDT

    Glad you're ok Harry!

    by orionsangels

    This place wouldn't be the same without ya.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:14:12 PM CDT

    Glad you're ok Harry!

    by orionsangels

    This place wouldn't be the same without ya.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:14:12 PM CDT

    Glad you're ok Harry!

    by orionsangels

    This place wouldn't be the same without ya.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:18:26 PM CDT

    That first pic messed up my life.

    by the real mcclane

    Absolutely insane.

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  • ...All my comments are in jest too... perfectly good natured... Can't YOU tell the difference? Guess not... I still stand by my word when I say none of this would be a problem is Harry didn't let himself go in the first place... Cry me a fucking river...

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  • May 20, 2008 9:19:37 PM CDT

    You can't get to 220

    by zerocorpse

    That would make you weigh ten pounds less than me, and I can't bear that!
    Imagine the impact of someone saying "You're fatter than Harry!"
    Seriously, though, good luck man!
    Now, is there a surgery to make Herc less of a 14-year-old girl?

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  • May 20, 2008 9:19:45 PM CDT

    Here's to a speedy recovery

    by tremane

    It's not easy being you, so hang in there dude. You're inspiration for all of us that need to get more serious about our health.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:20:35 PM CDT

    Ya made it!

    by toulon

    Congrats on the successful surgery Harry . . . hope everything else goes well for ya!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:20:55 PM CDT

    And...

    by fleet

    ...Defending someone in "real world danger" and then wishing death upon someone else in the same sentence is a real cracker, too... Or don't you realise that either?

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  • May 20, 2008 9:22:53 PM CDT

    Good luck!

    by ravenl0rd

    Well, lapband surgery should definitely help take care of the problem. It is kind of weird to see the bearded fat guys like Guillermo Del Toro, Peter Jackson and now you losing their trademark girth, but good for you. Just don't choose a losing lapband format (if such a thing exists) or anything and you will be fine!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:24:27 PM CDT

    Glad it went well

    by scottindc

    Glad your surgery went well...here's to your speedy recovery (we may not agree on Kingdom of the Crystal Skull but you know I love you ya crazy bastard). Do a sit up for me! (When you've healed enough to do sit ups, that is).

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  • May 20, 2008 9:25:52 PM CDT

    Excellent!

    by smallerdemon

    I am happy it all went well. Thanks for the update. Keep up the good fight, sir.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:27:30 PM CDT

    Now we know why Harry gave Script Girl the OK

    by antz

    It's her taste in glasses. Well done on the surgery, if the possibility of going blind didn't prompt you into action I guess nothing would. All the best from the bottom of the world.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:27:44 PM CDT

    Fleet, if you get surgery...

    by g-ride9000

    I hope there isn't a league of asswipe internet nerds talking shit. No human deserves your incompetent insults. If you are going to dis harry while he's..recovering from surgery...at least bring some "A" material. Also I was wondering if you went under the knife, would anyone even notice?

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  • May 20, 2008 9:28:01 PM CDT

    WITH THAT WEIGHT LOSS PROBLEM OUTTA THE WAY

    by snakesonabicycle

    what are you gonna do about the ugly?

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  • May 20, 2008 9:29:31 PM CDT

    to everyone that cant see the pics...

    by soup74

    try a different browser, they worked for me in firefox.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:30:04 PM CDT

    Awesome Harry

    by whatnot

    Keep it up!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:30:08 PM CDT

    Fleet, don't be a dick.

    by zerocorpse

    I know it's hard, but try to avoid being the prime example of the Greater Internet Dickwad Theory.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:32:53 PM CDT

    Keep going, sheep...

    by fleet

    ...It just gets better and better.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:35:06 PM CDT

    Mohammed....

    by fleet

    Reading... fighting... hating and loving for YEARS? Dude... thats the funniest thing I've read all day... You know him? Really? Oh, then I take it all back... I thought you just grew to love him from reading his fucking reviews and visiting his website... Coz hell, THAT'D be even funnier...

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  • May 20, 2008 9:35:20 PM CDT

    Fleet ...

    by scottindc

    Isn't that the name of the phospho-soda used to purge shit from your bowels before a colonoscopy? Judging by the quality of hos posts, that shit is purging from his mouth (on the upside, it's covering up the taste of his dad's righteous sausage).

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  • May 20, 2008 9:35:46 PM CDT

    What are you... married?

    by fleet

  • May 20, 2008 9:35:52 PM CDT

    Fasting!!!

    by media messiah

    You will be astounded at how much weight you will lose just from the week of fasting alone. Your doctor may allow you to have baby food, Animal Crackers (cookies), and apple sauce...trust me, you'll get use to it until you can have solids--so ask him if it's okay. And there are frozen fruit pops...and fruit juices..but you should do half a cup fruit juice to a half a cup water so you don't get a big rush of sugar all at once...just make sure it is 100% fruit juice, no added sugar or corn syrup. Whole Foods has a nice supply of such juices...and Welch's has at least one or two grape juices like that. read the label to make sure!!!Well, congratulations on your surgery Harry...or should I say, soon to be skinny guy???!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:42:24 PM CDT

    Oh, you got me...

    by fleet

    ...How will I ever cope now?

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  • May 20, 2008 9:43:48 PM CDT

    But what about delicious breakfast tacos?!?!?

    by han ol' buddy

    With all the amazing fat/fast food in Austin, whatever will you do? Whataburger, breakfast tacos and burritos, nachos, etc. Aaarrrrgh!!!!

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  • May 20, 2008 9:45:02 PM CDT

    oh christ...

    by samsquanch

    I didn't need to see that.

    congrats and everything, but sheesh...

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  • May 20, 2008 9:47:48 PM CDT

    Best Wishes

    by crazygnome

    Harry,
    Wish you the best, and glad to hear you are back at home. Thanks for making a home for a geek like me. We need you. Changing ones lifestyle is never easy, but you can do it.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:47:50 PM CDT

    Okay Mohammed... You're right...

    by fleet

    ...I'll go shoot myself... Yup... After I've finished fucking barnyard animals... Wow... It's all so much clearer to me - I understand the error in my ways - Thank you so much for shedding light on where I was going wrong... Good golly gosh, I should have learned earlier that you have all the fucking answers and are the shining light when it comes to summing up a defence...

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  • May 20, 2008 9:48:50 PM CDT

    fleet..

    by soup74

    i wrote a long, well thought out, post explaining your hypocrisy. then i realized it wouldnt do any good and be lost on you, so i deleted it all.. anyway i'll just join the others and tell you to save your piss and vinegar for the next 'hobbit' talk back, or whatever you care about. this talk back is for well wishers. and being the shit talker doesnt mean you're 'keeping it real' or whatever your motivations are, it just makes you hated among the geeks, and it doesnt get much lower than that.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:48:59 PM CDT

    congratulations

    by utfluke

    I've been reading the site every day since '97, and I hope to continue reading YOUR STUFF for another 11 years. Take care of yourself, and be well.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:53:03 PM CDT

    Soup74

    by fleet

    Hated among the geeks? Christ, how awful for me...

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  • May 20, 2008 9:54:19 PM CDT

    Soup74

    by fleet

    Hated among the geeks? Wow... how terrible for me... Guess it's going to be a cold and ruthless day when the geeks take over the world with their lightsabers and one-ring replicas...

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  • May 20, 2008 9:55:26 PM CDT

    THAT'S A LIE MOHAMMED WABFP II

    by g-ride9000

    it was four cocks and a dyke with a strap on. Check your facts big guy.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:59:07 PM CDT

    Fleet I'm not only a geek

    by g-ride9000

    I'm also super coolI bang hot chicksI work with rock stars in a concert setting I look greatI've conferred with the cool people in Williamsburg, S.F.,Paris, Tokyo and Iceland...that's right I said Iceland. All the cool people think you're a piece of shit.

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  • May 20, 2008 9:59:08 PM CDT

    HOSTEL 3: LAPBAND SPLATTER HOLOCAUST

    by bringingsexyback

    Damn that was a quickie op! Congrats on your success so far, and we know you'll achieve your goals. Your determination is definitely shining through - keep it up!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:08:00 PM CDT

    Rock on, Harry!

    by mistahtibbs

    Seriously.
    You've started the process and seen what diet and exercise can do.
    If the lapband is what's going to get you "over the top" then so be it.
    But remember a tied-off stomach means nothing if you aren't active and eating right.
    All the best Harry and I hope to see less of you more and more.
    sincerely,
    MT

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  • May 20, 2008 10:08:44 PM CDT

    what's worse...

    by ddschneider1972

    I can't decide what's worst thing i saw tonight...that pic or the monkey scene in Crystal Skull...

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  • May 20, 2008 10:10:59 PM CDT

    FLEET

    by bringingsexyback

    Thanks for spreading your sunshine here. Your work is done - time to spread it elsewhere now.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:12:14 PM CDT

    fleet..

    by soup74

    gone are the days when the 'geeks' are revered as losers that have never seen a naked girl. most people that post here have made decent lives for themselves, and have gone on to pretty good levels of success. so yeah, you're probably proud of yourself for 'nailing that hot chick' last night..guess what, i did too. but thats not the point, the point is that you're posting messages in geek central..we all love this place, and even if we disagree with harry often, he still created a place for us. so, fuck you and your spite. save it for the clone wars talkback (ill be happy to join you in the hate-fest, i like bitching as much as any of us.) for now just be fucking happy that harry is taking whatever steps (whether you agree with them or not) to prolong his happy cinema-loving life and stay with us.

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  • Just sayin.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:23:04 PM CDT

    SOULFUCKER = GABRIEL GRAY

    by mr. nice gaius

    Gabriel. Dude. What happened, man? I thought you and I had a good discussion awhile back. Now, I see you've come back just as angry and vengeful as before. What gives?

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  • May 20, 2008 10:25:04 PM CDT

    soulfucker

    by soup74

    i dont give a fuck about morals. rape a little girl's puppy for all i care. but i appreciate the forum that harry has provided for us here, even if i rarely agree with him. I'm not even saying you shouldn't call harry a fat, hypocrite, fuck when he deserves it.. all im saying is that this post and thread is about his health, and even though i dont agree with him at times, doesnt mean i dont appreciate the place he's given us to vent our love for cinema. if we didnt care, we wouldnt come here and post. so best wishes to one of the original people to understand how i feel about the pop-culture i care about.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:27:27 PM CDT

    oh, by the way...

    by soup74

    soulfucker and fleet... i totally win. game oversorry.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:28:08 PM CDT

    SOULFUCKER: all im saying you and fleet are

    by g-ride9000

  • May 20, 2008 10:28:17 PM CDT

    Wishing Harry and Yoko well

    by mavra chang

    Glad to have you back.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:30:31 PM CDT

    So does this mean you're going to update the site now?

    by jimmay

    Don't get me wrong, congratulations on the surgery and all, but, in all seriousness, the site needs some TLC. It's been better the last couple of weeks, but for a while there, I had to check out any other movie site but this one to get some decent news. And I'd really rather come here. You just can't beat Aintitcool's talkbacks, in all their magnificent savagery.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:32:46 PM CDT

    Fleet

    by cruel_kingdom

    May you die a painful death, you rat fuck.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:32:53 PM CDT

    I'm going to eat your favorite food in your honor, Harry

    by jimcurry

    Deep-fried Eli Roth cock with a side of Robert Rodriguez's asscheek... Oh, and 500 fuckin hamburgers balled into a giant meteorite-sized hunk.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:33:42 PM CDT

    Soulfucker

    by cruel_kingdom

    May you join Fleet in hell, you rat bastard.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:37:55 PM CDT

    Harry's Surgery Pics have destroyed the interwebz...

    by beeslo

    Seriously, your pics obviously broke the server.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:38:50 PM CDT

    see soulfucker..

    by soup74

    saying "HARRY I GOING TO FUCK YOUR SOUL APART!" is pretty funny. no one is disputing that.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:41:00 PM CDT

    TOO INNARDY!!!

    by bringingsexyback

    That's my new desktop background, Harry.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:41:39 PM CDT

    Hells no...

    by han ol' buddy

    BOBs (breakfast on a bun) from Whataburger are the BOMB! I think the last time I had one was like 10 years ago when I was going to school at ASU. Oh, I miss.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:41:53 PM CDT

    I don't get the Harry hate.

    by stevie grant

    This is his site. Without him, there would be no AICN. Yeah, he had to resort to surgery to counter his lack of discipline with regards to eating and exercise... but so what? It's his body and life, not any of your bodies or lives... he has every right to do whatever the hell he wants with his own body. Leave the man the fuck alone unless you want to complain about his reviews or postings or something else along those lines.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:43:50 PM CDT

    Good luck, Mr. Knowles...

    by chishu_ryu

    ..hope you survive the experience!

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  • May 20, 2008 10:44:13 PM CDT

    THAT'S A WORD, STEVIE

    by bringingsexyback

    Life's short, and if technology gives you a harmless shortcut from obese to healthy, you take it. Who gives a shit what brought Harry to this place to begin with as long as he makes amends now?

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  • May 20, 2008 10:45:19 PM CDT

    Sure Soup74

    by fleet

    You win... I'll leave you and the other Chubby-Chasers to your circle-jerk of mutual support and admiration coz guess what? I really don't actually care that much... well, I don't care as much as you guys all seem to care - But hey, what should I have expected? This is like geek central, it's only natural you'd all band together waving the flag of fat support...

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  • May 20, 2008 10:52:00 PM CDT

    exactly fleet

    by soup74

    you get it. im not trying to say you're wrong, all im saying is that this particular talk back is not the place for your vitroil. i love the people who post here..we NEED people like you, and it would be just as shortsighted of me to not realize that.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:55:29 PM CDT

    Great to see you well, Har– OH MY GOD!

    by yotzvonfrelnik

    That's stock footage for an effed up horror movie right there. Pay off your medical bills with the proceeds.

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  • May 20, 2008 10:57:31 PM CDT

    Good luck and God bless you, Harry.

    by excaliburffolkes

    We're all pulling for you to succeed at this and looking forward to the new svelte Harry you're becoming.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:05:07 PM CDT

    YAY! You made it. :D

    by cherryvalance

    I was worried. Surgery freaks me out. Take it easy for now. But I think there is a 'Dancing with the Stars' video game you could try when you're ready. I'm only suggesting that because you said you wanted to dance with the missus. So that way you could get in shape and learn the dances at the same time. :) Good luck again.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:10:49 PM CDT

    Soul

    by stevie grant

    While you get a 10 out of 10 troll rating, you need to do more than just insult: otherwise you conjure up the image of the South Park WoW "badass." But, then again, that which has no live cannot be killed.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:11:33 PM CDT

    As a fellow fat bastard...

    by thewoodpecker

    God's speed and a great recovery. Get healthy you fat fuck!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:11:49 PM CDT

    Hey Harry...you do us all a service, my friend.

    by brians life

    ...love to see some pics of your home theater set up. I'd like to see where the big man watches his movies.Perhaps you could be wearing a shirt in them though.Best of luck, Harry. For all the knocks and easy laughs, none of us would be at this site with out you, man. So, thanks for giving me and my film geek friends stuff to bitch or rejoice about. Get better, brother!

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  • May 20, 2008 11:11:55 PM CDT

    no subject

    by stevie grant

    crap, I meant "life"

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  • May 20, 2008 11:16:21 PM CDT

    Damn Harry

    by stevie grant

    who the hell is deleting Suit & Tie/Soul's posts so quickly? Regardless, I've already called dibs if DarthMacchio's TB death-matches ever come to pass.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:27:56 PM CDT

    I KNOW WHAT MY NEW BACKGROUND IS!!!!!!!!!!

    by series7

    HEY HARRY, how is the Speed Racer Wii? I've heard good thing, but I haven't seen much in the way of reviews any where. Funny how Iron Man the movie, lover by the critics, Iron Man game (promised to be ground breaking) hated by the critics. Sly on Leno, god damn Rambo was the best movie ever made.

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  • May 20, 2008 11:36:05 PM CDT

    Mohammed....

    by fleet

    I know you might not agree with my point of view (that Harry really doesn't doesn't deserve kudos for being a morbidly obese guy who's taken the easy way out) but ease up, turbo - I'm not sure where you're getting all this "Fleet does this, fleet does that" crap - But hell, you're embarassing yourself more than I ever did...

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  • May 20, 2008 11:37:31 PM CDT

    The Old Harry Has Left the Building!

    by nohubris

    Welcome to the new Harry!Count me in as a member of your cheering section as you reach each and every one of your goals.Congrats!

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  • May 21, 2008 12:00:27 AM CDT

    IS *WHAT* IN 3-D?

    by bringingsexyback

    Are you high on Bone Jangles' herb?

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  • May 21, 2008 12:06:27 AM CDT

    FLEET

    by bringingsexyback

    Mohammed hasn't come anywhere near close to embarassing himself as much as you.

    Harry was diagnosed with diabetes, so he undertook a regimen of diet and exercise and shed 52 pounds in what, 6 weeks? And now he got a lapband to control his appetite so doesn't falter, all with the support of his loving wife.

    What part of that was "the easy way out"?

    Don't bother answering, let's not embarass ourselves any further ...

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  • May 21, 2008 12:13:24 AM CDT

    Hey BringingSexyBack

    by fleet

    Easy way out? Hmmm lets see... Good points you bring up... What a shame his mature age onset diabetes was brought on by his extremely unhealthy lifestyle to begin with? The fact that SUDDENLY that spurned him into a regime of diet and exercise, when being a fat fuck in the first place didn't motivate him to do anything before hand... How if he had kept a control on things, it would never had come to that... Yeah, I'd say (like millions of others do, might I add, not just referring to the supporters of this website, I'm talking GLOBALLY, fuckwit) that resorting to surgery is the "easy way out"...

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  • May 21, 2008 12:20:45 AM CDT

    wowwwzz....

    by second cousin of phartegod

    Maybe Spielberg can cast your old stomach as the main villain for Indy 5. It sure as hell would have more personality than Kate Blanchett, that's for sure.

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  • May 21, 2008 12:22:54 AM CDT

    Hi Harry

    by xdiamondxdanx

    Enjoy being able to buy real clothes when you get thin.

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  • May 21, 2008 12:27:00 AM CDT

    Why did you have to kill Kuato Harry?

    by mace tofu

    Sure he ate half your food and made you do all the work but having him removed was a little extreme... poor fellow : ( Well what is done is done so good luck and I hope you stay infection free during your recovery.

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  • May 21, 2008 12:28:52 AM CDT

    LOOK UP FOOD ADDICTION, GENIUS

    by bringingsexyback

    Or any kind of addiction. You'll find a treasure trove of addicts to lambast across the globe.

    You can bash nicotine, gambling, heroin, sex addicts ... take your pick. All these addictions are potentially life-destroying. If a quick outpatient procedure is all it takes to "cure" all these addictions, then count humanity lucky to have such a technology. "Easy way out" or not.

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  • May 21, 2008 12:33:48 AM CDT

    UGH!!! What the HECK??? >:P

    by theghostwholurks

    Why are you showing us your fresh surgery scars?!Then again, this whole 'site is pretty much Harry's inner exhibitionist at work, so I guess I shouldn't be that shocked... but STILL! YUCK!! >:OThat said, I hope you get better soon and do the necessary work to make the surgery effective! Take care...

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  • May 21, 2008 12:55:47 AM CDT

    whoa! that's intense!

    by aboriginal

    Beats swallowing a bag 'o rocks. Good luck and rock on.

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  • May 21, 2008 12:55:53 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry, have a successful operation....

    by samuraiyao

    Enjoyed you for many years...

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  • May 21, 2008 1:18:08 AM CDT

    What is it about obits...

    by docpazuzu

    ...and things like this Harry story that bring out the most insecure and offensive of posters, like Spidermanfreak20 and Fleet? Some people seem so threatened by any anything of a personal or emotional nature that they pathetically lash out with callous "tough guy" talk as soon as they can. Fleet's simply an anonymous TB asshole and Spidermanfreak20 is the sad, smelly bastard who wrote those endless and anally retentive tracts on why Pixar's Cars "wouldn't work" and even posted clips on himself on YouTube holding lectures (to himself) on the subject.

    Yeah, you guys are real winners.

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  • May 21, 2008 1:31:40 AM CDT

    DocPazuzu

    by fleet

    Just as entitled to my opinion as you are, bucko - I don't think he deserves kudos - Simple as that... I don't think it's a "good thing" that he's gone and done this, nor do i think it's a "good thing" that people think it's an okay and acceptable solution to his problem... if that makes me an anonymous TB asshole, then so be it - Hell, I don't care how you paint it...

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  • May 21, 2008 1:33:23 AM CDT

    DocPazuzu...

    by fleet

    ...And tell me, how on earth does that make me insecure?

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  • May 21, 2008 1:39:54 AM CDT

    I can't see the pics! =(

    by kragmose

  • May 21, 2008 1:40:09 AM CDT

    RED CROSS OMSTEAD OF PICS!!! RE-UP!

    by silentbobafett2

  • May 21, 2008 1:40:15 AM CDT

    RED CROSS IMSTEAD OF PICS!!! RE-UP!

    by silentbobafett2

  • May 21, 2008 1:40:18 AM CDT

    RED CROSS INSTEAD OF PICS!!! RE-UP!

    by silentbobafett2

  • May 21, 2008 1:42:25 AM CDT

    OOPS! sorry! but still no pics!

    by silentbobafett2

  • May 21, 2008 1:42:52 AM CDT

    Fuck yeah! That's Awesome! Go Harry!

    by kirttrik

    All hail HEADGEEK!

    HAIL!

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  • May 21, 2008 1:46:00 AM CDT

    mmmm... Raquel Welch

    by codymr

    I'd rather be inside the 60's Raquel Welch than have her inside me!

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  • May 21, 2008 1:47:02 AM CDT

    seriously

    by codymr

    Good to hear all went well.

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  • May 21, 2008 1:50:13 AM CDT

    I REALLY ADMIRE YOU COMITMENT!

    by durango66

    KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

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  • May 21, 2008 1:53:45 AM CDT

    Congrats

    by nozoli apples

    Glad to hear it went well man, we all love your site so much no matter how much some people complain. Now write a damn book or get a biography or something.

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  • May 21, 2008 1:55:42 AM CDT

    Even though

    by artismything

    Mostly every reader on this site is a cunt, it's nice to see everyone has the dignity to wish you a safe treatment.


    good luck bro

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  • May 21, 2008 2:00:15 AM CDT

    YAY!!!

    by neosamurai85

    Me and the opossums, we were praying to the great can-o-lemur lube in the sky that you would be well. It makes us most happy to see you are so. Looking forward to griping at gushing geek-gasmic (or gastric) soaked reviews of over hyped movies while taking notes of films I need to see from your DVD column. The world is a much more interesting place with you in it man. Take it easy. Peace.

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  • May 21, 2008 2:02:08 AM CDT

    Also

    by neosamurai85

    Damn! You have been working out! I guess I haven't seen a picture of you in a while, but I can totally see the weight loss. Great job man and keep up the good work.

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  • May 21, 2008 2:04:16 AM CDT

    Get well soon!

    by webbish6

    Wishing you the best kind of speedy recovery. Take good care of yourself.

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  • May 21, 2008 2:14:45 AM CDT

    Fleet

    by docpazuzu

    How it makes you insecure?

    Well, perhaps the fact that I see several talkbackers here who actually share your views on the responsibility of obese people vis-á-vis their health yet feel enough confidence in themselves that they can set those views aside long enough to wish Harry well.

    Make of that what you will. Maybe you can turn it into a matter of how badass you are for not compromising on this subject?

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  • May 21, 2008 2:25:06 AM CDT

    Harry deserves credit

    by boromir

    ...for not banning the IP range of fuckwits like Fleet and soulfucker. The gross abuse of their posting privileges is just another indicator of how fucked up these twats really are--as if any indicator outside of their own words was necessary.

    Lack of class, scruples, and humanity is a choice in this case, and getting your ass shunned from a community you obviously care about is weak punishment for being such a dick. Remember kids: No sane person has ever accused the Allies of hypocrisy for trying to smear Hitler's innards across the floor with a copy of Mein Kampf.

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  • May 21, 2008 2:30:07 AM CDT

    All the best...

    by rost

    from Switzerland! You look thinner already. Hope its because of this thing inside you and not some bloody gypsy curse...

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  • May 21, 2008 2:30:33 AM CDT

    Abs alone won't cut it, Harry.

    by king_knut

    Seriously, you need more complete, deep core training. Balance boards and work with medicine balls are really good for that (both together even better, if bloody tough). Dorsal raises and leg raises are worth a shout too.

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  • May 21, 2008 2:38:17 AM CDT

    Seriously...

    by spiderinside

    How can any one of you assholes talk shit about Harry for going under the knife to take charge of a problem that has been going on for years? When people get as fat as Harry (no offense intended, big guy) it's almost always because they really do have a genetic predisposition to obesity. Sure they probably don't eat very well, but neither do I (or most of you), I'm just lucky enough to have an insane metabolism. What Harry did was take advantage of advances in medicine to turn his life around. If Harry had a congenital heart defect, would any of you assholes gripe on him for getting it repaired? Of course not. Why can't you just be happy that we have the capability to help people turn their lives around for the better. Honestly, if you had a relative/friend who's health was deteriorating right in front of you due to their obesity, wouldn't you encourage them to take advantage of every potential treatment available in order to get their health back on track. Fuckin' take a step back, think about it, and just be happy for the guy. I'm out, bitches (you know who you are)...

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  • May 21, 2008 2:52:31 AM CDT

    Do we really need those pictures?

    by j-dizzle

    Answer: No!

    Reason: Disgusting!

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  • May 21, 2008 2:57:00 AM CDT

    Kudos Harry

    by m_reporter

    Seriously, it's a ballsy thing when a man recognizes his faults and does something about it. I hope you keep us posted on your looks, its gonna be like Peter Jacksons King Kong video diaries.

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  • May 21, 2008 3:03:07 AM CDT

    Harry, you glorious Geek...!

    by big dumb ape

    Glad to hear the operation went well since we all are really pulling for you. And for working in the line about Raquel Welch in her swimsuit, you show that even in pain and while recovering from surgery a Geek's still gotta be a Geek! Get well soon, Big Guy soon to be a Smaller Guy!

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  • May 21, 2008 3:07:30 AM CDT

    Hey, speaking of Harry playing SPEED RACER on the Wii...

    by big dumb ape

    Has anyone played the SPEED RACER Wii game? On the one hand I don't know if its worth the bucks, yet the kid in me that grew up on Speed Racer would certainly like to try it...

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  • May 21, 2008 3:21:07 AM CDT

    Good Job On Putting This Upfront & Out There...

    by grinning white skull

    Congratulations on facing this so well and allowing others to see. To be truthful I've worried a bit about your health for a while and this gesture says a lot about you as a person. I hope it helps a lot of people deal with the complications concerning their health and well-being. Good job, Harry, and good luck with balancing your health with your life.

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  • May 21, 2008 3:24:51 AM CDT

    Judging by that pic

    by superjim

    I would suggest that Harry get himself a maid to clean up his house! Oh, and a new carpet. Does this guy have money or not?

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  • May 21, 2008 3:50:42 AM CDT

    Glad to see the operation went great, Harry!

    by spifftacular squirrel girl

    On a side note: gotta love the distubing post-surgery pics. Post those of the fridge while you're at it? =p

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  • May 21, 2008 3:58:30 AM CDT

    Fleet and other nay-sayers...

    by scarecrow_13

    So where did you get your medical degree and when did you see Harry about his case?

    Maybe you know/love someone who has undergone this procedure and has had less than stellar results? Understandable that you might want to warn others, but consider the context of your advice. After someone has consulted their own health care professionals and formed a plan of action, it's kinda moot, innit?

    But if you're just berating someone for their lifestyle choices, well, I suppose you're perfect in every way and are gifting them with your unbiased, heartfelt advice to improve their lives, eh?

    Seriously, do you really feel that bad about the size of "that certain part of the male body" that you have to jump on someone else about their choices?

    Grow up.

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  • May 21, 2008 4:01:12 AM CDT

    Oh, and BTW...

    by scarecrow_13

    Good luck with it all Harry...

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  • May 21, 2008 4:05:44 AM CDT

    Congrats on your surgery!

    by tenacious j

    I just joined in order to say congratulations Harry. I've been waiting about three years for gastric bypass myself and have a date for it in late June. Don't let the moronic haters get to you, it's been proven scientifically that obesity is a disease. I don't know if you've ever checked out www.obesityhelp.com but I've been a member for about a year and it's a great source of support and information for the rough patches. Best of luck and happy healing!

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  • May 21, 2008 4:14:35 AM CDT

    get well and slim!

    by roderich

    not because being fat is bad, but being healthy is good. Although... the iconic Harry-as-we-know-him is in incredible danger of getting extinct. Doh!

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  • May 21, 2008 4:17:30 AM CDT

    I never post, Harry...

    by eatwheatbread

    ...but i want to wish you a quick and healthy recovery. This is one of my favorite places on the internet! I hope you get well, so this site can go on with its true balls intact. Forever and ever. Amen.

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  • May 21, 2008 5:05:19 AM CDT

    That's a Tasty Meatball!

    by the seaward

    Num, num...

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  • May 21, 2008 5:37:07 AM CDT

    a pill for everyhing -> ezy way out

    by nefilim

    not so impressed, Harry. 1st you eat yourself to shapeless blob then go under knife. nice. i was over sized once too, not so much as you, but yeah. what did i do, started eating right (before diabetes, I`m not so stupid to eat myself sick !) to up Krav Maga and Defendo. and so on. now I`m fit and happy. you ate until it was too late and went to surgery and someone gave you kudos ... yeah right ! and alcoholism is disease you moron !

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  • May 21, 2008 5:42:05 AM CDT

    speedy recovery, harry

    by redfishbluefish

    keep us posted

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  • May 21, 2008 5:45:02 AM CDT

    wait till harry starts posting his penis pics

    by bacci40

    as a result of his being so excited seeing the little devil for the first time in years

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  • May 21, 2008 6:15:02 AM CDT

    Nice one mate.

    by tomo

    Nice one mate. Hope you're going to be fighting fit soon as poss. Although the thought of you dancing.... *Shudder*

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  • May 21, 2008 6:19:02 AM CDT

    Way to go, Harry!

    by kkbaum

    Have a buddy that had this done and it changed his whole life for the better. Good luck to ya!

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  • May 21, 2008 6:28:14 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry!

    by ninpobugei

    For health and wellness, check out Dr. Mercola's website: www.Mercola.com - you'll be the better for it!

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  • May 21, 2008 7:01:15 AM CDT

    Is it because this is a film review site

    by boromir

    that fucktards seem to think they've been asked to weigh in on Harry's health care decisions?Or is it just because they're fucktards?

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  • May 21, 2008 7:08:21 AM CDT

    Good luck Harry, get well soon.

    by zed261

  • May 21, 2008 7:27:35 AM CDT

    Cool pics

    by cuervojones

    Bienvenido.

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  • May 21, 2008 7:30:54 AM CDT

    Clean that ROOM, young man!!

    by abominable snowcone

    Are those wounds on your stomach, or jelly from a donut? Seriously though, you look in pretty good spirits. The second photo, I dunno...blechh!

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  • May 21, 2008 7:55:22 AM CDT

    I just noticed the pizza-print shirt

    by abominable snowcone

    Odd choice, wearing a food motif when you're showing off your still-bloody battle scars! Bleecccchhhh

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  • May 21, 2008 8:01:22 AM CDT

    Glad to hear you're doing well, Harry!

    by otter

    Hope to give you a very hetero man-hug at a convention someday.

    Get well soon,
    Otter

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  • May 21, 2008 8:03:31 AM CDT

    Damn You Michael Bay

    by mcmlxxvi

    Damn You Michael Bay (Take care Harry..)

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  • May 21, 2008 8:04:10 AM CDT

    I admire Harry

    by drathan

    Its so easy for people to dis him because he's not into censoring these talkbacks much, but the fact is that a lot of us admire Harry for what he's done. A self-made man, built an empire out of something he loves, movies. He has been generous with it too. He helped me when I needed some credibility while fighting FOX. I'm slowly moving closer to realizing some dreams of my own, in hollywood. I'll always keep Harry in mind first.

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  • May 21, 2008 8:12:01 AM CDT

    DAMN YOU, George Lucas!

    by motoko kusanagi

    Damn you to hell!Way to go, Harry!

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  • May 21, 2008 8:12:58 AM CDT

    Yup, I still can't see any pics

    by kragmose

    Just like I haven't been able to see the different contributors' sigs. =(

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  • May 21, 2008 8:18:03 AM CDT

    Quaaaaaaaiiiiiid.....

    by grandmufftarkin

    Start the reactor.....

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  • May 21, 2008 8:26:30 AM CDT

    I can't see pics either...

    by waitingimpatientlyforingloriousbastards

  • May 21, 2008 8:50:14 AM CDT

    999th

    by kragmose

  • May 21, 2008 8:51:24 AM CDT

    Aaand 1000th!

    by kragmose

    That's how I roll.

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  • May 21, 2008 8:55:02 AM CDT

    MAybe now you can...

    by gameface247

    STOP FUCKING EATING SO MUCH.

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  • May 21, 2008 8:55:29 AM CDT

    1001

    by skynetbauxi

  • May 21, 2008 9:03:59 AM CDT

    God bless you Harry, but next do something about the hair

    by arcadiands

    the beard and the hippie hair is cool when you have a full head of it, but seriously brother, you're about 2 years away from being Ben Franklin. Nows the time to go with something new/different. I submit Bruce Willis into evidence. Soon as he started getting to the 'hairpiece or shave it' stage, he moved to the 'jean-luc Picard' fuzz, and then gradually shaved it tighter and tighter to cueball.
    I dont advocate the cueball - Telly Savalas owned that both here and in the hereafter, but you gotta shed the locks for real.
    Ben Franklin, brother. Ben Franklin.

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  • May 21, 2008 9:07:56 AM CDT

    That second photo

    by skimn

    is that a porno shot directed by Eli Roth? Yeeeez...BTW Harry, hope you keep up the commitment to eat well and exercise. Once it becomes a part of your daily life you'll never feel better. Best of health!!

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  • May 21, 2008 9:08:47 AM CDT

    Harry's surgery raped my childhood!!!!

    by wee willie

    Just kidding. Glad it went well, you soon-to-be-much-thinner motherfucker! Best wishes for a speedy recovery and a new lease on life.

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  • May 21, 2008 9:27:51 AM CDT

    Photos Way Unnecessary

    by cowboyone

    C'mon it's an entertainment site. Congrats on the 110lb. curls though. Jeez!

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  • May 21, 2008 9:48:28 AM CDT

    Way to GO HARRY!

    by tacoshack27

    Good for you HARRY! I'm glad to see you being proactive in your health. So many people aren't. Good for you bubs for taking that big step.

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  • May 21, 2008 9:58:57 AM CDT

    Good luck Headgeek !

    by swiftythered

    all the best in the recovery chap, hope it goes well ...

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  • May 21, 2008 10:16:22 AM CDT

    Woo Hoo!

    by ultragoregrind

    Glad to hear everything went well Harry! Take it easy - you should totally bust out some of your favorite movies to watch while you're recovering. That always makes me feel a bit better when im not 100% (who am i kidding, i'm sure by now you're already headlong into your collection)

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  • May 21, 2008 10:34:16 AM CDT

    Harry's stomach view was made using...

    by drompter

    a cock mounted camera ;-) Good to know all was well dear fat boy.

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  • May 21, 2008 10:34:54 AM CDT

    good luck sir!

    by thekylegassproject

    ...with changing your life and all. shew. makes me think of how much i need to change...the weed makes me eat too much!!!

    but seriously, you've done geeks everywhere a great service by your work with AICN. thanks man!

    oh...and your skin must be thick as shit to withstand some of the comments you get from some of these cretins! i mean, i like to think i have a very healthy self-esteem. but jesus fucking christ, i don't know how i'd deal with some of the shit that gets hurled at you on a regular...

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  • May 21, 2008 10:36:24 AM CDT

    Series7...Wii Speed Racer Vs Iron Man

    by quake ii

    The XBox 360 Iron Man was repetitive and extremely lame. Graphics were good but it was the same thing over and over (fly aroung blowing shit up on the ground. Speed Racer on the Wii is very addicting and fun. Excellent control, cool tracks and voice work from the film cast. Almost makes me want to buy a Wii.

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  • May 21, 2008 10:41:54 AM CDT

    thanksgiving finna be bitch!!!!!

    by the_man_from_rio

    aint it? good luck and thanks for the kick ass site over a decade.

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  • May 21, 2008 11:04:20 AM CDT

    I am totally masturbating to picture #1

    by themasterofnonsense

    Hot stuff!

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  • May 21, 2008 11:12:02 AM CDT

    one giant ginger mofo

    by jacktheraper

    that is all

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  • May 21, 2008 11:17:17 AM CDT

    I never got to see these haunting images!!!

    by jkrow21

    Repost them plz

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  • May 21, 2008 11:26:33 AM CDT

    What? Did LucasFilm send a Cease and Desist letter for Harry's

    by darth bald

  • May 21, 2008 11:26:40 AM CDT

    OH MY GOD THERES A BOMB IN HIS CHEST!!!

    by quin the eskimo

    a skinny bomb!

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  • May 21, 2008 11:35:36 AM CDT

    Didn't know speed racer was for the wii

    by stalkeye

    ..not that i care cause i don't own a wii as there are not enough games (i like) to justify the purchase.However the Ironman game is very repetitive those programmers at sega should be flipping burgers instead of fucking up a potentualy decent game.Anyway glad you pulled it through Har.

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  • May 21, 2008 11:43:09 AM CDT

    Congratulations, Harry!

    by archive

    I bet you'll love being healthy, mate!

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  • May 21, 2008 11:48:11 AM CDT

    Harry, how's the RAMBO Blu-Ray transfer?

    by hawaiian organ donor

    Oh, and god speed on your recovery there, big guy.

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  • May 21, 2008 12:09:00 PM CDT

    Okay, I'll join the game... IN-PLANT!!!

    by neosamurai85

    Harry has a beer and cheats on his stomach!

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  • May 21, 2008 12:14:17 PM CDT

    no subject

    by abominable snowcone

    The CGI is totally obvious. It's like Michael Bay "awesome surgery," what with the little >>>ZOOM thing that was so blatantly photoshopped in. In fact, I'm sure right after that, the stomach exploded awesomely

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  • May 21, 2008 12:14:31 PM CDT

    That second pic was a bit unnecessary...

    by mish87

    not to mention stomach-churning...

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  • May 21, 2008 12:17:05 PM CDT

    Congrats!

    by cahcat

    Glad to hear things are going well! Heal up quick and take care! Yup yup!

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  • May 21, 2008 12:41:08 PM CDT

    I don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet...

    by slyandthefamilystallone

    ...but good luck and get well soon.

    Don't do drugs.

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  • May 21, 2008 12:54:19 PM CDT

    You know who else should shve their beard because a dozen dorks

    by i am the most horrible

    Col. Sanders, Santa, Abe Lincoln, the ZZ Top dudes, Dumbledore, and Uncle Sam.
    My point being: lay the fuck off the beard. It's a trademark and it's cool. Ain't it? Rhetorical. I know it's cool.
    And in general how about we ease up on the preaching? Or post your pic and stats along with your preaching so we can see if you practice it too.
    In the words of Fred Rogers, Harry, I like you just the way you are. Nothing wrong with getting healthier and better, that's what life is about. You do your own thing, man,for you. You owe nothing to any of us.

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  • May 21, 2008 12:59:16 PM CDT

    OMG Jabba didnt die in the Sail Barge!

    by sott68

  • May 21, 2008 1:03:42 PM CDT

    Good luck Harry!

    by jaguart

  • May 21, 2008 1:12:33 PM CDT

    Best Wishes Harry

    by wcgilb

    Good luck with your new lifestyle. I know it will be difficult-but keep the faith and know you have a lot of people pulling for you.

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  • May 21, 2008 1:21:44 PM CDT

    First!

    by donkingkong

    Good to hear back from you so soon Harry, here's to a speedy recovery (drinking a Slim-Fast shake, in a cheers-like-fashion to you).

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  • May 21, 2008 1:28:07 PM CDT

    How do we know you aren't lying about your workouts

    by fordperfect

    You wouldn't be the first person to lie about that kind of thing on the internet. Lets see a photo of those "Guns"

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  • May 21, 2008 1:37:16 PM CDT

    good luck harry

    by mr_x

    don't give up and fucking make it happen!

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  • May 21, 2008 1:38:30 PM CDT

    Fatty mcfatness

    by 20 inch pythons

    When Harry tells everyone what he is doing on a "film review site", I think that makes it fair game. I DO hope he does well, I DON'T agree with his decision. I think it is a lazy and dangerous decision. When you go from a 36" to a 40" waistband that is a wake up call. Too often, people are rewarded or applauded for "well he is making an effort now". BFD. This isn't the special Olympics, not everyone should get a ribbon.

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  • May 21, 2008 1:43:04 PM CDT

    Pics aren't showing for me

    by shiftyeyeddog2

    just the little red x'scan everyone else see them?

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  • May 21, 2008 1:49:22 PM CDT

    Shifty...

    by golitsyn1

    Use Firefox if it doesn't work in IE

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  • May 21, 2008 2:03:41 PM CDT

    Golitsyn1

    by jimmy rabbitte

    Firefox is the solution. Thanks for the heads-up.

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  • May 21, 2008 2:07:23 PM CDT

    No problem

    by golitsyn1

    brother rabbitte!

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  • May 21, 2008 2:09:13 PM CDT

    Should be banned

    by mulberry

    Not sure if that is a picture of gastric surgery or scrotal bondage. Good luck anyway, Mr K.

    How's about the same getting a bare-to-the-waist picture taken every day for the next few months?
    You could then use that as the animated Harry. Up to you if you run it fat to thin or thin to fat.

    That would be cool.

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  • May 21, 2008 2:31:58 PM CDT

    I recommend

    by abominable snowcone

    the chocolate coated pussyjuice diet. Just drench some swollen clitoriseses with it, and dive in

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  • May 21, 2008 2:37:17 PM CDT

    I found video footage of Harry's operation...

    by my2nads

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU

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  • May 21, 2008 2:47:41 PM CDT

    Good luck Headgeek!

    by psimonsez

    I could imagine the fear of losing your eyesight with film being so close to your heart! Hang in there and keep us posted.

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  • May 21, 2008 3:13:54 PM CDT

    A Solid Start

    by blade_runner

    keep at the diet and exercise now, Harry! It will be the hardest part, but the trade off is more than worth it.

    Oh, and just ate lunch when I saw these. vurp!

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  • May 21, 2008 3:22:26 PM CDT

    I saw Harry that night at Target!

    by emperor_was_a_jerk

    I am a new resident of Austin, TX, a transplant from the Bay Area. I was at an Austin Target around 8PM that same night (the 19th) and saw harry tooling around in the Target "jazzy". I didn't want to bother him so I didn't say anything to him. I guess he really DID feel good after the surgery! Good luck with everything Harry!

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  • May 21, 2008 3:30:21 PM CDT

    Did you think this through?

    by smackfu

    I mean, with that surgery scar on your gut you might be too self conscious to wear your thong at the beach anymore...

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  • May 21, 2008 4:11:22 PM CDT

    Hey, Harry. Check out the French movie Frontieres

    by toby___wong

    Since you seemed to like Hostel so much I think you will enjoy Frontieres even more. Hostel is a pussy movie compared to Frontieres.

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  • May 21, 2008 4:20:06 PM CDT

    Harry, dude you have chin!!!

    by cameron1

    Congratulation on the succesful op and well fucking done on losing as much weight as you have since I saw you in Austin around butt-numb-athon a couple of years back.
    Anyone who doubts whether Harry isn't finally taking his health seriously needs to compare the image above with one from 12 months ago. Kudos, Harry.

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  • May 21, 2008 4:54:08 PM CDT

    Glad you're ok!

    by ricardomontalkhan

  • May 21, 2008 4:58:15 PM CDT

    Yep...

    by roguewriter

    First thing we do, let's kill all the TalkBackers. Alimentary, dear flotsam. ::sigh:: Keep up the great work, Harry. Really fucking proud of you, brother. =)

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  • May 21, 2008 5:05:44 PM CDT

    new keyboard

    by d_fens1969

    harry owes me one of those now. ugh.

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  • May 21, 2008 5:10:20 PM CDT

    Good Luck and Thanks for Gross Puking Images

    by kenichi tanaka

    While I wish Harry good luck with the surgery I'm sure I speak for most surfers out here when I say that nobody needs to see your gross stomach cause it made me puke. Seeing a fat stomach really crosses the line and Harry has poor taste in posting that.

    One way to gross out online surfers is to post your fast stomach ...

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  • May 21, 2008 5:17:28 PM CDT

    To quote Arnold: "Yoo-are-vun-uglee-mussafucka!"

    by luke_cage

    Too many details, lardass.

    Word

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  • May 21, 2008 5:21:20 PM CDT

    Harry i sthe illegitimate son of...

    by luke_cage

    That kid from THE MASK (with Cher) and Jabba the Hutt. Looks as if he had Moriarity's kid Katana Obiwannawackoff McWeeny.

    Word

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  • May 21, 2008 5:23:43 PM CDT

    Eat to save your Life

    by cosmic_dolphin

    If you need to see something to really put you off eating shit all day, find a torrent of the British Jamie Oliver TV show called ' Eat to save Your Life ' where they do an Autopsy of a dead 25 stone guy...they can barely find his heart under all the fat. Not for the weak stomached.

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  • May 21, 2008 5:53:06 PM CDT

    Abominable Snowcone

    by jimmy rabbitte

    Wouldn't the plural be clitori?

    These Latin terms are so confusing.

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  • May 21, 2008 5:58:26 PM CDT

    Fantastic

    by fleet

    ...You guys are pathetic... I come back the next day and you fools are still whinging, defending and pulling "Fleet Jokes" - Ongelooflijk... you guys need to get out more...

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  • May 21, 2008 6:25:43 PM CDT

    No Fleet, it's pathetic that you keep coming back.

    by boromir

    Like a house cat returning to the litter box to sniff around and make sure his shit still smells like it did yesterday.

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  • May 21, 2008 6:26:10 PM CDT

    Why can't I see the pics?

    by r l s

    They keep showing up as little red X's on my screen!

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  • May 21, 2008 6:30:26 PM CDT

    Best of Luck Harry

    by frodofraggins

    I've been coming to this site every day for quite some time. I want to wish you the best of luck. And hopefully some of the trolls will take a break and wish you the best as well.

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  • May 21, 2008 6:30:49 PM CDT

    R L S

    by jimmy rabbitte

    Golitsyn1's solution was to open the AICN page in Firefox instead of Internet Explorer.

    It works... for some reason IE doesn't want to read the pics.

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  • May 21, 2008 6:31:14 PM CDT

    Barton Springs?!?

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Awesome place, dude! I go there myself when in Austin!

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  • May 21, 2008 6:32:41 PM CDT

    R L S

    by boromir

    That would be because Internet Explorer sucks. Try using a decent browser that actually conforms to Internet standards like Firefox or Safari.

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  • May 21, 2008 6:52:39 PM CDT

    Boromir...

    by fleet

    ...And true to your reaction - It's still going strong... Have you even LEFT your computer since yesterday?

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  • May 21, 2008 7:24:07 PM CDT

    Man, you just can't stop looking for shit to dump on.

    by boromir

    Your self-esteem repository doesn't HAVE to be a giant sucking black hole, you know, Fleet. You can find a reason to be positive about the folks around you as well as the folks you meet on the Internet.

    As for me? Since yesterday morning:

    Two hours of volunteer work with disabled children at the rodeo arena.

    Organized department response to the death of a faculty member's mother. Lasagna made, live plant chosen as a memorial gift, donations being collected for flowers.

    Two pages written on my dissertation.

    Car inspected and a load of laundry washed and folded.

    Began review of a possible replacement text for a course I'm teaching in the fall.

    All that, and I still have the will and the time to be a sympathetic, positive human being instead of an overtly hateful piece of shit. So what's your excuse for making that choice?

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  • May 21, 2008 7:43:29 PM CDT

    Boromir

    by fleet

    Wow mate... Volunteer work with disabled children?! Live plants as memorial gifts?! Two pages on your dissertation?!... Wow... You're a saint! So reverent! So pious!.... BUT - I still don't know how me having a different opinion to you (which I won't reiterate... you can trawl back through the thread and find it again if you must...) a hateful piece of shit... Sounds to me, like you have issues of your own to deal with... But hey, enjoy the disabled kids... cry a tear over the dead mother... keep working hard at that dissertation of yours... Sounds like you're one busy little beaver...

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  • May 21, 2008 7:57:01 PM CDT

    Get Well Harry

    by xoanontorn

    TORN would like to send a care package via UPS..we need a non PO addy for you...do you have one? Otherwise I'll keep the Russian bride myself..

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  • May 21, 2008 8:10:42 PM CDT

    And THAT'S why you're a piece of shit.

    by boromir

    Your opinion on Harry's surgery is utterly beside the point, as has been pointed out to you at least a dozen timesNo, it's not your opinion that makes you a true jerk. It's your cynical, vitriolic, gutless insistence on airing it when you've already been given tons of great reasons to behave civilly and respectfully. It's your attempted treatment of people who respond to the bullshit you spew, and your complete lack of concern for anyone or anything other than you and your own opinion. You haven't done a thing for the good of anyone else here, and certainly not out of concern for Harry; all you've done is make a complete ass of yourself, and then lash out at folks who throw it back at you.Sorry, bub, but everything you've done here demonstrates that my label was entirely appropriate. So there's no need to be sarcastic about my activities; you could make similar choices if you cared enough about yourself and others to do so.

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  • May 21, 2008 8:33:38 PM CDT

    jesus boromir..

    by soup74

    im on your side in the whole TB battle, but your day activities makes me feel like a piece of shit. i woke up, played some video games, ate some chicken, and checked out the internet. i need to start doing more..heh.

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  • May 21, 2008 8:33:51 PM CDT

    Boromir - You self righteous fuck...

    by fleet

    ...I care about others... I just don't care for Harry - He's a complete stranger, and whilst I frequent the site, I certainly don't say I "know him" or indeed "love him" like 3/4's of the people in this thread... I think it's egotistical enough that it's gone this far to have an entire story and thread on his surgery... It's a fucking movie gossip tabloid... You don't agree with me, that's fine - I don't care if you don't agree with me... I still stand by me belief that if he wasn't a lazy-ass fuck to begin with, he wouldn't have ever needed the surgery - And yes, the surgery is a cop-out... the easy option... And yes, I think it's ridiculous that he let it go so far as it did before he actually had to have a doctor tell him to go and do it... Keep going though - Keep calling me names, keep waving your hands and shaking your head - I find it incredible that my "opinion on Harrys surgery is utterly beside the point" since this is actually a fucking thread discussing that exact topic... Im not making it something else - You are - And you're making it something else because you don't agree with my opinion... THAT'S what's so hypocritical in what you're saying... Going as far to explain your day, waxing lyrical about helping the less fortunate with your spare time during the day - Dude, I don't give a fuck... This whole thing is about Harry and his lapband surgery... I disagreed... and now it's come to this... Keep going though...

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  • May 21, 2008 9:06:59 PM CDT

    Fleet is basically right

    by headgeek

    I'm not a hero for going this route - but given my lower back injury - which at one point left me paralyzed below the waist. It was during that paralysis in my life where I gained so much weight. Then I fought my way back to walking - and I dieted and got about 125 lbs off - but around the time I shot my pilot - I re-injured my back - which limited my mobility - then when I broke my leg - it put me in the wheelchair - where I've been ever since... adding to the weight. In all this time, I just frankly never cared about my health - I was more interested in the site, films and day to day life. That is sad - and for years - many of you in Talkback have been harping on me to lose weight - and I laughed cuz it was always a joke to me. But when I found Yoko - and we started making plans for kids - I realized I didn't want to be the way I was for them. Guillermo Del Toro had been insisting that I go the Lapband route - he loves it. And it isn't easy - no dieting is. What this does is gives me a tool to not just lose the weight, but maintain when I get where I want to get. Fact is - I should have never given up the gym when I came to college. I loved it in High School, but just felt I'd never make the time. I was a fool. That said - when you're trying to lose 200 lbs from a wheelchair... you really do need every advantage. Losing 50lbs via hard work and self control was very empowering - and my plan was to just continue that - because it didn't look like Aetna was going to approve the process, but they did. But there's nothing easy about it. I deserve a lot of the ridicule and jabs people make at me - because for the longest time I was oblivious to my own situation. That's why I don't ban or delete you "mean bastards" - everybody should have a "mean bastard" to kick their ass - but I really do imagine the mean bastards as the principal from BACK TO THE FUTURE. I really do.

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  • May 21, 2008 9:12:21 PM CDT

    Good for you, Harold

    by smilin'jack ruby

    The older you get, the more you see that making a change - particularly a lifestyle one - is a bitch. Good on you for doing it anyway.

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  • May 21, 2008 9:13:52 PM CDT

    Fleet, again and for the last time: FUCK OFF

    by boromir

    You seem to think that this is about winning. There's nothing to be won. You're behaving like an ass, and we all can see it. Lashing out at others isn't going to change the perception because your behavior in doing so continues to perpetuate the selfsame perception.It's interesting that you criticize as hypocritical an answer that you yourself asked for; I told you exactly what I'd done away from my computer since yesterday, and you were so incredibly intimidated by a list of mundane events that you called it "waxing lyrical". Can you even picture how this looks from the outside? You are truly pitiful, man, and if I could give you some self esteem to make it better, I would. Honest. Because you DO give very much of a fuck even if you don't admit it, and you're just making yourself more reviled with each ranting post.You know, you could just throw the stupid pride monkey off your back and admit that you have been out of line, and that all that was ever called for in this situation was a simple well-wishing or even NOTHING at all to the man who created this site. One last time: Nothing that anyone is telling you here is about your opinion of Harry's surgery. Your opinions on Harry's health care decisions don't matter, precisely because your opinions on Harry's health care decisions were never asked for, wanted, or appropriate to air here. Not that you are remotely qualified to have such opinions anyway. But even if you WERE qualified to have such opinions, you, not being Harry's doctor, have not been asked to give your opinions.You aired your opinions because you wanted to attack someone, and because you're a dick, not because you wanted to help Harry or because it was a productive thing to say. Point blank: You're getting what you deserved, whether you lie and say you don't care about it or not. You can stay in the corner and keep licking your wounds until you figure out how to act like a human being again, as far as I'm concerned. I've said everything that I need to say to you, and your attempts to draw this out have become redundant and thus pointless to respond to. You and everyone else here knows that you're pointlessly being a dick, and you can choose to stop it anytime you like. Until then, I have a house full of orphaned children to tuck in and kiss goodnight, and and a truckload of blankets to distribute to the homeless. Because, you know, only we weak and foolish folks actually bother to do that nice selfless shit you see in movies, or even to say a kind word to someone who needs it.Finis.

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  • May 21, 2008 9:17:15 PM CDT

    Great to know Harry

    by orionsangels

    My sister is home from her operation today, resting in bed. She says feels like a truck hit her, but other than that. Feeling ok.

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  • May 21, 2008 9:19:30 PM CDT

    Harry:

    by boromir

    Good that you realize what go you to the position you're in; I know I've never gained an ounce of wisdom without feeling a lot of pain. Now that you've learned some lessons and had your eyes opened, I'm excited for you to keep plunging forward along the path.

    Congratulations, best of luck, and kick that ass into gear--in equal measure!

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  • May 21, 2008 9:22:39 PM CDT

    Not a mean bastard,

    by gotilk

  • May 21, 2008 9:25:01 PM CDT

    Not a mean bastard, BUT

    by gotilk

    I'm glad you;re getting healthy. I want to agree and disagree with you for many, many years to come. I recently kind of got my ass kicked back in gear, and it's not easy. Sometimes you have to accept that things are bad and start doing something about it. Shortcuts are good sometimes. Some people have a problem with asking for direction and finding an easier path. I do not. I feel it's a bit foolish not to.

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  • May 21, 2008 9:29:59 PM CDT

    Harry

    by jabbayoda

    Here's a new quote to include in an upcoming review: "I couldn't even have stomached this crap with a WHOLE stomach!" Or something to that extent, I don't know -- it needs work. Seriously, though...I'm proud of you, and I wish you nothing but the best. Good luck

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  • ...Coz that's how it feels now... Who wants the last word? Finis? I think not... For a guy who think's I have become "redundant and thus pointless to respond to" you're doing a great job at continuing to respond... After reading Harry's comment above there, it's nice to hear that even he can see what I'm trying to say here - Not that I ever even wanted him to feel he had to respond or point that out - Yes, I feel good for the guy... I feel happy for the guy... Do I agree with what he's done? Nope, I still don't... Still don't think it's right... But you mate, even just reading your comment to him then: You're a kiss ass... A torch burning, this little light of mine kiss ass...

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  • May 21, 2008 9:43:03 PM CDT

    ...

    by fleet

    ...Thats "You hang up... No YOU hang up" game... for those playing at home...

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  • May 21, 2008 9:57:41 PM CDT

    Just losing 50 lbs????

    by bdt

    That is no minor feat, my friend...that is my goal and it is a slow and hard road. And I still say the jerks are more like the pestering hate motivator for Burt Lancaster in Local Hero, but to each his/her own special beloved movie jerk. I'm glad you have such an open mind, Harry, and whether people try to get you going by rudeness, or out of love, YOU are the only one who can make that decision. When the time is right, all the right things go "click" and stuff falls into the right place and all the hard work...well suddenly you just know you can do it. I am glad this process kicked in for you before we lost you. Sounds like the best possible start on the road to parenthood. You'll be a great dad.

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  • May 21, 2008 10:23:34 PM CDT

    HOLY SHIT FLEET

    by bringingsexyback

    You are one deepthroating cocksucker. You hate Harry so much, then get the fuck off his talkbacks. Shit, you got no manners whatsoever. No manners.

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  • May 21, 2008 10:32:14 PM CDT

    This is the first post I have made here

    by fatdawg

    I just signed up to say that I am glad you are doing something about your weight. I am a fatass also and hearing about you and my favorite film dudes Del Toro and Jackson (I've been told I look like their test tube love child) loosing weight has helped me try and save myself from lard ass hell. I will never be able to have surgery because it is a huge phobia of mine (I have had one ankle surgery to remove a bone that I was awake for and that will never happen again!)but I am trying the old fashion way of just exercise and diet.
    God Bless and get well soon big guy!

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  • May 21, 2008 10:34:45 PM CDT

    P.S.

    by fatdawg

    You have given hope to the hopeless by landing such a kick-ass babe!

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  • May 21, 2008 10:48:12 PM CDT

    BringingSexyBack.... Tell me...

    by fleet

    ...Where did I say I hated Harry? Back the fuck off, wanker - You've got no idea what you're talking about... You'd be lucky to get deepthroated by me, by the way...

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  • May 21, 2008 11:06:04 PM CDT

    "Back the fuck off," BringingSexyBack...

    by boromir

    Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. *grin*

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  • May 21, 2008 11:08:46 PM CDT

    Boromir - BringingSexyBack...

    by fleet

    ...You don't like me now, why would me angry be any different...

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  • May 21, 2008 11:21:09 PM CDT

    Geek Card: REVOKED

    by boromir

    http://tinyurl.com/4u5q9e

    G'night to everyone. Take care, Harry!

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  • May 21, 2008 11:53:49 PM CDT

    harry has a bomb in his rib cage!

    by ulcer

    best of luck to you man, loosing weight is hard!

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  • May 21, 2008 11:54:03 PM CDT

    best of luck, harry

    by palooka_boy

    and remember:
    Do or do not.

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  • May 22, 2008 12:26:45 AM CDT

    Mr. Fleet

    by lerkst

    I fail too see the purpose of your words, sir.

    You judge Harry's decision, and speak of 'making the change' when he was overweight.

    Obesity is a DISEASE. Will you talk to the alcoholic who's been sober for 25 years? "You should have put the bottle down years ago, you lush." Harry is making the step to a healthier life.

    I'm sure Harry's self esteem faltered some nights when he was alone and was overweight. But, like the alcolic who is finally blessed with clarity, he's DOING something about it.

    He has the love and support of his wife, and now the courage to grab his life by the neck and say "I'm in the driver's seat."

    Not many of us have the stones to do that; myself included.

    So I'm asking you to read your previous comments and ask yourself if they are productive or even positive.

    Remember, it's easier to slam someone than too support them.

    My best wishes to you Harry, and to you Fleet.

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  • May 22, 2008 1:32:16 AM CDT

    Lerkst...

    by fleet

    Obesity is a disease... Yup... Just like my negative point of view apparently.

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  • May 22, 2008 1:54:11 AM CDT

    Harry, I just want to tell you good luck with your surgery.

    by neosamurai85

    We're all counting on you.

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  • May 22, 2008 3:55:32 AM CDT

    Well, he IS American, stormeyes...

    by ghostball

    Get yourself well soon, Harry!

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  • May 22, 2008 4:42:31 AM CDT

    Hey, stormeyes

    by boromir

    Care to open that closet in your glass house and let everyone here tale a look inside? Didn't think so. No need anyway--the worst possible fault a human could have is already on clear display in your very own post.Seriously, no joking. You're one sorry sack of shit.

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  • May 22, 2008 5:00:32 AM CDT

    Hi Harry Tom Cruise here

    by tom_cruise

    I'm not fat like you but I have always always been a dwarf so I know some of your pain. I'm confident you can loose weight and I will even summon some of my mighty thetan empire to help you. Good luck big fella.

    Unfortunately I don't seem to be able to grow any taller or make any more good movies. Furtunately though no problem is too big that it can't be overcome by my wacky screwball religion invented by a third rate sci-fi writer.

    I'm thinking maybe me and Taratino can rescue each others careers with a remake of the classic Gigli? or a big budget revisit of Heavens Gate? what do you think?

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  • May 22, 2008 5:25:09 AM CDT

    Nothing wrong with love for Harry...

    by bob loblaw law blog

    whether you've met him in person or not. If it weren't for him, AICN wouldn't exist.

    Some people may not "care" about him, but it's certainly no weakness to have genuine respect and good feelings for Harry. For those of us who frequent this site and appreciate what's written and presented (and the work that goes into it), Harry *is* a good friend. He's friendly, geeky and pretty fucking cool.Hell, I felt that way *before* I actually met him in person. Talking to him one-on-one just confirmed all the good things I thought about him before.Regardless of the circumstances, making healthy life decisions isn't about dwelling on the past; it's about looking forward to the future. And, for that, I applaud Harry and wish him all the best. I mean, c'mon... doesn't everyone deserve a chance to make their life better? So what if it takes surgery to get the ball rolling? I don't think it was an easy decision for Harry -- nor would it be for anyone -- and I think it's a positive thing. I hope it works out for the very best!

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  • May 22, 2008 6:24:18 AM CDT

    Christ that looks horrible

    by steve rogers

  • May 22, 2008 6:43:03 AM CDT

    Surgery for what.

    by emeraldboy

    May I ask?

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  • May 22, 2008 6:48:03 AM CDT

    oh... I see

    by emeraldboy

    You had one of those stomach stapling things. well good luck with your recovery. dude.

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  • May 22, 2008 7:07:14 AM CDT

    *sniffing*... What's that smell?

    by docpazuzu

    Why, I believe it's Fleet's ass. What's it doing on the plate in front of him? Oh, I see. Boromir's serving it to him.

    Bon appetit, fucktard.

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  • May 22, 2008 7:31:43 AM CDT

    CONGRATS HARRY

    by mrjonz72

    Seriously wish you all the best.

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  • May 22, 2008 8:24:57 AM CDT

    Congrats and continued good luck, Harry.

    by jdanielp

    What would we do without ya?!

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  • May 22, 2008 9:39:34 AM CDT

    a pic of Harry IN THE FUTURE!

    by docpazuzu

    Courtesy of John Titor:

    http://tinyurl.com/5z4ba8

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  • May 22, 2008 10:20:07 AM CDT

    Harry, you Are the Biggest Loser

    by jamestewart007

    52lns in 6 weeks is awesome! keep up the good work!

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  • May 22, 2008 10:36:38 AM CDT

    wow

    by just pillow talk

    First, best of luck to you Harry. The most important thing in this is that you realize you have a health problem, and you are doing something about it. It is Harry's site, so I'm not sure why anyone has a problem with him creating a thread for his surgery. I don't care what anyone says, everyone here is a guest on this site. We are allowed to post some really vile shit, so you should be thankful that we have that freedom to bash each other, movies, actors, contributors, etc, on this site.Fleet, what the fuck is wrong with you? I look at it this way, if you're not going to say something nice in an obit or this type of thread, why bother posting at all?

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  • May 22, 2008 11:20:19 AM CDT

    I weigh about 360

    by sithdan

    and am sick of people telling me to lose weight. I'll lose it when I'm good and ready. I see people ordering fruit salads and veggie burgers at restaurants where I just order what I crave. Bring on the meat, as Audrey II said. I just can't stand the blatant prejudice in the media regarding corpulent individuals such as myself. I hear all kinds of cliched fat jokes and no one cares. But it's not okay to poke fun at minorities and homosexuals, is it? As a U.S. citizen, I demand equal treatment.

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  • May 22, 2008 12:21:09 PM CDT

    Get Better soon & God Bless Harry

    by chocolatejesusman

  • May 22, 2008 12:39:42 PM CDT

    Glad you're on the right track.

    by the gipper

    I could make some lame Jarrod from Subway joke, but will instead offer some solid advice. Weight Watchers. My wife has been doing that for over a year. It is basically a lifestyle change. The points system still allows you to eat all sorts of delicious things, but in moderation. Check it out.

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  • May 22, 2008 1:23:53 PM CDT

    Harry: Doing this for your future children is noble

    by arcadiands

    but equally as important as your health will be your legacy. Picture yourself having to explain 'chocolate covered pussy juice' to your 13 year old daughter who is being teased with it in school. Just as important as being healthy for your kids, is leaving a legacy for them that they can take full pride in.
    I dont preach this because Im by any means an expert at it. Im just sharing a lesson that ive had to learn the hard way.

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  • May 22, 2008 1:34:15 PM CDT

    Nunya BIZNATCH

    by i am the most horrible

    It's none of anyone's business what somebody does with their own body. Period. Even if you're riding that pious holier-(skinnier)-than thou high horse, you've got no call to preach to somebody about how fat they are ...or aren't.
    Harry says all you haters and trolls spewing your bile, disguised as health advice, are right and it's the kick in the ass he needs. (I think he's crazy there... maybe it's the meds talking, maybe he's high on the motivation that provides, I dunno...you ask me it opens the door to a whole lotta crap talking to Harry, and worse,other fat folks who would kindly decline that brand of motivational speaking)But the bottom line is if you spewed similar bile in my presence I'd be the one doing the ass kicking.
    The hatred and disgust some of you have for fat people is disgusting to me. The fact that you'd fill a well-wishing TB about Harry's surgery with that crap is just lame. Some people make choices that lead them to be fat...most don't. (The fact that so many people are getting SURGERY, altering their innards, should tell you how hard it can be and how much some folks want to change but can't)I would no sooner rip on somebody for being fat than I would for being gay or homeless.
    I hesitate to lump those three together as they are all very different things...but their common denominator is that they are tough gigs, and if you think it's always easy or even possible to just stop being one or the other...you're a dumbass.
    Some more color on that: I believe there are people that most others would call fat that are just as they were meant to be, and they just don't fit in with what society says is the norm at the time. I believe everybody born gay IS gay and it's as much a part of nature as red hair and freckles. Nobody should be homeless, it's a bitch but it happens. Homeless people need a home, not your judgement or hate.
    Anyways...
    Another thing that's nobody else's business: Harry's marriage. Jesus! And while it's none of mine either I'm assuming that Yoko married Harry because she loves him. I've never read that she was armless blind and deaf so I imagine she knows Harry inside and out...and accepts him the way he is. Give it a try.
    Part of living is growing, changing and learning. Being as healthy as you can be is a great idea. But don't make the mistake of thinking everybody needs or wants your unsolicited advice (either diplomatic and derogatory)about what to do with their body. It's out of line.

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  • May 22, 2008 2:08:58 PM CDT

    good luck Harry and lay off the sauce

    by exie

    Lay off alcohol in the future. A cousin of mine had lapband, lost 140 pounds in a year and then put 80 pounds back on when he realized that if he drank booze, it would negate the sensation of fullness from the lapband and allow him to eat more. Apparently, this is a common thing lapband people make mistakes with (some do on purpose because they miss food) and if you don't drink booze, don't start now. If you do like to have a drink, give it up. Don't even tempt. This isn't about moderation. It's about alcohol defeating the purpose and effectiveness of what you just had done to yourself. I've seen first hand what it can do to someone in your situation.

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  • May 22, 2008 3:52:46 PM CDT

    It puts the lotion on or...

    by k88dad

    ...nah, too easy.

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  • May 22, 2008 4:54:01 PM CDT

    I think a better way to loose some weight would be..

    by disfigurehead

    a lot of walking maybe?

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  • May 22, 2008 5:04:22 PM CDT

    Fleet and others maybe right to some degree, but ...

    by jae683

    I just never saw the point about criticizing someone about the obvious. I'm sure Harry knows what his problems are and what got him there, without the need for some prick on a talkback thread grandstanding and rubbing it in, yet again. I mean, even if said people are right, there are better ways to treat people. But hey, that's just me.

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  • May 22, 2008 5:39:23 PM CDT

    Well, food prices should drop now....

    by w3bzpinn3r

    Thanks Harry, for doing your part to help with the food shortages around the world.

    Now if only the other fat pricks out there would do the same.

    Well, I guess Ted Kennedy is doing his part too, dying of brain tumors....

    Maybe there is a god, afterall....

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  • May 22, 2008 5:42:14 PM CDT

    Well done, Harry

    by rev. slappy

    I used to weigh about 270 and am down to about 190. It's not easy but I applaud you for the steps you are taking...

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  • May 22, 2008 5:57:32 PM CDT

    Good luck Harry! Trust me, the surgery is worth it!

    by deadmeat002

    I hope you do well with this. I had gastric bypass just under two years ago and have lost 180lb myself. I have been able to go places and do things that would have been unthinkable just a few years ago. It is like being unlocked from the jail that your body has become. The first month after the surgery was pretty rough, but once you see the pounds start to fall off it is pretty amazing. The good new is, you sound like you are doing your part and balancing the new lifestyle with lots of exercise which is the real key to making this work. Work the program, walk the path and reap the rewards, 'cause your best days are officially ahead of you.

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  • May 23, 2008 8:46:41 AM CDT

    Damnit Harry

    by arch nemesis

    All I see are little red Xs. Where are the pics??

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  • May 23, 2008 10:48:40 AM CDT

    Arch Nemesis:

    by boromir

    Use a browser other than Internet Explorer. The pics are there.

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  • May 23, 2008 12:16:54 PM CDT

    Speed racer wii

    by cosmic_dolphin


    Can't the Nintendo people do a mod so you can use one Wii Balance Board under each leg to play Wii Fit ?

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  • May 23, 2008 2:01:16 PM CDT

    GROSS picture.

    by toowhippy

  • May 23, 2008 2:23:02 PM CDT

    Bah!

    by giant ape balls

    The pictures aren't coming up for some reason. Good work, not so big man (and soon to be even smaller). And there's nothing like a mouthy fucker like Fleet to inspire you to prove them wrong.

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  • May 23, 2008 6:08:17 PM CDT

    Good luck..Harry and god bless

    by chocolatejesusman

    Things found in Harry's stomach during surgery

    1. Godfather III (the good version)

    2. M Night Shaymlans Talent & artistic credibility

    3. The Spec Script for Michael bay's 100 million dollar "Mama's Family" movie

    4. A Good Uwe Boll film

    5. The pirate ship from "Goonies

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  • May 23, 2008 11:49:25 PM CDT

    This just in!

    by neosamurai85

    It has now been confirmed that the good Uwe Boll film found in Harry's stomach was in fact only footage of Harry's surgery lost during his stitching. Though the material is hardly passible as cinematic entertainment, it is indisputably of a vastly superior quality to any of the films that actually were directed by Mr. Boll.

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  • May 23, 2008 11:54:12 PM CDT

    Once a diabetic, ALWAYS a diabetic!

    by batzilla

    There is NO SUCH THING as "defeating" diabetes Harry. I am a T2 (and SKINNY!) but was over weight when DX'd 4 years ago. I was 225lbs and now 130lbs (5'11") and my blood glucose will still go too high if I eat too many carbs (bread,pasta,colas,etc) but it is a lot better. I was right at the mark when DX'd My HBA1C was at 7%. What was yours? Normal is supposed to be around 4.5% My last one was 5.5% which is fine. Anyways, if you are a diabetic you will always be a diabetic. Just have to watch your diet VERY closely for life!

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  • May 24, 2008 3:23:53 AM CDT

    RE: Once a diabetic, ALWAYS a diabetic!

    by droogie alex

    Theve's recently discoved that when you get a gastric bypass, diabetes seems to go away. They're starting to try this out on non-obese diabetics. You might want to look in to this data.

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  • May 24, 2008 7:13:33 AM CDT

    Someone mention John Titor?

    by john titor

    Hello Doc

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  • May 24, 2008 8:46:09 AM CDT

    Harry CAN be The Hulk!

    by shivester

    Harry,
    Hope you get well soon. Now this may seem a bit strange and it's not for you for quite a while but there is actually a workout system out there which laughs at most gym equipment and literally turns you into a real superhero. Check out this link for an example:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfGNJL3pwOc&feature=related
    It's all about functional fitness and often takes no more than 20 minutes a day. It's all free and at:
    crossfit.com
    It's an open source very cool fitness system used by special forces and the like all run through a website. You can start real slow and work up bit by bit - all the workouts are explained in videos on the site.
    Just thought it might rock your boat when the gym gets dull - they always do. Best of luck big man.

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  • May 24, 2008 5:10:06 PM CDT

    NOW that YOU are HEALTHY

    by tme2nsb

    How about an edit button to celebrate your success!

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  • May 24, 2008 5:12:34 PM CDT

    shivester

    by boromir

    The YT link doesn't seem to be working. But the CrossFit address comes up just fine, and it's AWESOME. Obviously I'm not Harry, but I want to say thanks for posting that--because yeah, the gym does get dull and CrossFit is set up as the kind of generalist program that I prefer. Cool!!Thanks again!

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  • May 24, 2008 11:24:16 PM CDT

    Road to recovery

    by powerring

    Harry,
    Although I am slightly older than you, we share a common enjoyment and geek-gasm for certain classic movies. I have always felt that some critics justify their trade by going to a movie to find, and amplify flaws that no standard moviegoer would care about.

    In your case, at least 9/10 time, you see the good in films that the audience would see. I don't care if those "Chicago" critics love or hate a film, they don't represent the majority of moviegoers like you do.

    You have this wide-eyed enthusiasm for all things cool, not an icy disdain for popular film like the late Pauline Kael, who could find a turd in a pile of diamonds.

    I am glad that you have gone forth and chosen a path to greater health. Your life will only improve, despite enjoying it already. I wish you a speedy recovery, and hope you meet your weight goals. Diabetes will be a thing of the past.

    I can't wait until the Simpsons catches up and the comic book guy gets a story arc involving laproscopic surgery to unleash his inner stud.

    Get well soon Harry, and rock on!

    "What we do in life, echoes in eternity!"

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  • May 25, 2008 6:57:24 AM CDT

    Harry, your going to look like Eric Stoltz soon

    by stuntcock mike

    this is a good thing. Cheers mate.

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  • May 25, 2008 11:29:46 AM CDT

    Congratulations

    by prooferfromhell

    Good for you, Harry! I wish you well on your road to recovery. Will you be posting your progress in the coming weeks? I'd be interested to hear how you're doing. My doc is pushing me so hard to get this done, I swear she's getting kickbacks from the company for every patient she sends them. Anyway, glad to hear you're doing well.

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  • May 26, 2008 6:06:11 PM CDT

    Yea!

    by leiaboxatx

    Congrats Harry - this is fantastic! Best of luck going forward!

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  • May 28, 2008 3:08:50 PM CDT

    LAST

    by budcrud

    at least for now.

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  • May 29, 2008 8:38:40 PM CDT

    Harold, my bastard child.

    by youareallmybastardchildren

    Your split-open abdomen and gnarly stomach give me hope...for you.

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  • Sep 08, 2008 4:33:45 PM CDT

    any updates on this?

    by jrbarker

    how is it going?

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  • Jul 16, 2009 2:45:54 AM CDT

    glad you're ok and your wifes hot!

    by orionsangels

    there's hope for us fatties!

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  • Jul 16, 2009 7:43:46 AM CDT

    Well there's a name Orcus hasn't seen in a while

    by orcus

  • Oct 17, 2011 6:18:43 PM CDT

    So - three years on - how are we getting on Harry?

    by gabbygall

    Or wasn`t it the miracle fat cure you expected? You realised that a `handsized` portion of burger and fries will still keep the weight on... Three years is enough time for anyone with determination and resolve to get into shape... looking forward to the update.

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