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Moriarty Reviews INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL!

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.

That’s a headline I genuinely thought I would never write.

In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve said as much a few times over the years. “Oh, you’ll never see another INDIANA JONES film. They’ll talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and they’ll write drafts every few years, and they will never... ever... ever... make it.”

And now they have.

I think I’ve been fairly quiet about INDY 4 during production. I sat it out for the most part, reporting on a few things here and there and offering some impressions along the way. I have not spent the sort of energy on it that one might expect, though, based on the way I’ve covered big movies in the past. Part of that was because it genuinely seemed like Spielberg and Lucas wanted it that way. They were so hyperprotective that it wasn’t fun to try and run coverage. I didn’t want to get sued by my childhood heroes, and I didn’t want a series of angry C&D letters to be what I was thinking about when I walked into the theater. It just felt like there was so much anger every time I reported anything... and not just me, but everyone who writes for any of the film geek news sites. We all felt the heat on this one.

And it’s not for lack of material that we were quiet, either. INDIANA JONES 4 was one leaky boat. Leaky, leaky, leaky, and since it’s always pretty much been leaky, not only had I read the Jeb Stuart and the Frank Darabont and the Jeff Nathanson drafts, but everything we heard about the Koepp drafts during production just completed our picture of what the film is, generally speaking. If we’d wanted to, we could have published a complete plot synopsis last year. That’s what Lucas and Spielberg don’t get when they talk about the internet. We’re not looking to hate their films. And we’re not looking to ruin them. The idea that any real film fan would want to hate an INDIANA JONES or a STAR WARS film, sight unseen, befuddles me. These are the movies I literally grew up on, my childhood icons. I love INDIANA JONES. I love STAR WARS. Of course I want these movies to be great.

And some part of me still reveres the experiences of seeing those films as much as the films themselves. When E.T. came out, no one knew anything. There were no pictures of E.T. in magazines, no video footage of him on TV, no clips that revealed him. The only place you could see E.T. in the summer of 1982 was inside a movie theater, and the way that worked to drive audiences back to see it over and over again was magic. The same thing was true of Spielberg with JURASSIC PARK. I was working at Universal as a tour guide in the fall leading up to the release of JURASSIC, and then all the way through that summer when it actually hit. On the lot, we were all crazy about getting a look inside the soundstages where Stan Winston’s dinosaurs were hard at work. For a tour guide, access to a soundstage was never an issue. We got onto any stage any time we wanted, and never in any “authorized” capacity. I watched a lot of film roll during my time at Universal, but we were not able to get into the JURASSIC PARK stages. Not at all. When we were able to get in, the dinosaurs weren’t there. They were hustled on and off the stages when no one was around, and it was amazing how well they kept them under wraps. It’s one thing to keep photos of them out of magazines back in 1992, but to keep the dinosaurs completely secret from people who are actually working in the place where you are filming the movie... well, that’s impressive. There was a lot of buzz in LA during that build-up to JURASSIC PARK, most of it bad, and a lot of it boiled down to “I don’t know what the hell Steven Spielberg is doing right now, so it must be awful!” Then they showed the film to us, all the guides, about ten days before it was set to come out. We were one of the first audiences, and it was so we could talk to the tourists we had at the park every day and tell them to go see it. They screened it for us on the lot, at the Alfred Hitchcock theater, one of the best-sounding theaters I’ve ever been in. We were skeptical walking in, but when it got to that T-Rex attack, the temperature actually went up 10 degrees in that theater because of the visceral effect the film had on everyone. It was amazing, and it was even better because we hadn’t seen any of that stuff in the trailers. It was all new. All a surprise. And, man, it worked.

So as I left my house for Paramount this morning, I put all the negative buzz I’ve heard from people working on or around the film out of my head. I shut out all memories of the other drafts, good or bad.

All I wanted was to see a real Indiana Jones film. And to like it.

Not even love. Just like. At this point, with the ways I’ve been disappointed by hype and expectation, I would settle for like. I figured I’d go to the first of the four screenings happening at Paramount today, so I could digest it before I started hearing a tidal wave of reactions from other people. I didn’t want to get all film nerdy with it ten seconds after it ended, and I didn’t want to sit there in a row of people who all had chips on their shoulders about it. All I wanted was to sit in the dark theater and let it happen... whatever it was.

So. Now here I am four hours later, finally at the computer, on the other side of a half-dozen conversations with close friends, and I am finally able to sort it all out. And?

It’s an Indiana Jones film. And I like it.

I like it a lot more than my least favorite of the series, LAST CRUSADE, and I think a second viewing may help. The first time through, I just found myself bumped out of the movie a few times by a few of the most preposterous moments, and those missteps are so jarring because of how enjoyable the rest of the film is. I’m sure some fans are going to be all glass-half-empty because all they’ll see will be the false notes, the mistakes. Fuck that. I’m shocked they got it as right as they did, and I’m delighted by one thing above all others.

Harrison Ford showed up.

I’ve taken a lot of heat for “being mean” to Harrison Ford over the years, but you have to understand... he was the first movie star who ever mattered to me. He was Han Solo. He was Rick Deckard. And, hell yes, he was Indiana Jones. And for a brief time, it seemed like he could do anything he wanted. I love his work in WITNESS and, particularly, THE MOSQUITO COAST, and I thought for sure he was going to start going back and forth between great blockbusters and smart, challenging personal films. But then something happened, and it felt to me like he gave up. He quit. He started phoning it in. And it got easier and easier until he just... disappeared.

So more than anything else, I was concerned that the Harrison Ford who was starring in this movie was going to turn out to be that pale shadow, that half-recognizable zombie from THE DEVIL’S OWN or RANDOM HEARTS or SIX DAYS SEVEN NIGHTS. My entire review of that film, perhaps unkindly, was just “Wow, why didn’t someone tell me Harrison Ford died?” I’ve gotten more and more frustrated watching his movies over the years. FIREWALL? WHAT LIES BENEATH? HOLLYWOOD fucking HOMICIDE? Really? How could a movie star with such great natural instincts wind up so far off course?

My guess is that directors don’t know what to do with him, and they don’t know him well enough to inspire him to any sort of greatness. Peter Weir obviously understands what to do with him, and so does Steven Spielberg. As a result, the Harrison Ford who showed up for this movie is the same guy I grew up amazed by, and if there’s any one thing I’d say you need to see in this film, it’s his work. From the moment he turns around to face the camera for the first time, he’s Indiana Jones again, 100%. He perfectly summons the world-weary tough-guy persona again in a way that I’ve never seen him accomplish away from this series. He carries himself differently as Indy... walks different, talks different, just plain stands different. And it’s all here, just as it was, making Indiana Jones feel real, not like he’s just a hat and a whip.

I’m not going to go into detailed spoilers in this review, although I’m sure it’s inevitable that I’ll include a few. Much of what I enjoyed here was the discovery of myriad small Spielbergian details, the sorts of visual flourishes and witty touches that have always distinguished his work. By now, you can read about how they handle the Paramount logo at the start, or whether or not we see cast members like Connery or Denholm Elliott, and you can read details of what Easter eggs show up and in which scene. There’s been a rush by critics around the world to quickly post laundry lists of spoilers, but very few of those lists seem to have actually digested the film at all. I’m sure you’d rather see those moments in the movie, and what you want from me is more a sense of context. How does this fit into the series? Is it really a sequel to RAIDERS? Will there be more of these, and if so, who’s going to star in them?

Like I said, I think it’s a better movie than LAST CRUSADE, and I think it’s more successful as a whole than any of the STAR WARS prequels. It’s got some of the same problems that LAST CRUSADE has, though, and what makes it ultimately work is the way it rolls right over those problems, determined to entertain and succeeding more often than not. The opening of the film, a prolonged sequence of about 10 to 15 minutes, drops you right into the middle of the action, and very quickly, we find ourselves at Area 51, which turns out to be a very familiar warehouse where the government stores... things. And one of those things is the reason Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) has brought her envoy of Russian soldiers with her to the middle of the Utah desert. She’s determined to find whatever it is as a way of turning the Cold War hot and conquering the world. Spalko’s actually a riskier character than Mutt Williams (who we’ll get to in due time) because she’s the most outrageous character I think we’ve ever seen in an Indiana Jones film. For one thing, she’s psychic, a mind-reader, part of Stalin’s ongoing effort to create a psionic army. That’s drawn from historical record, of course... like the Nazis, the Russians tried more than a few crazy schemes in their efforts to tip the balance of world power, and in theory, the military applications of psychic powers sound like a pretty good thing. Spalko’s not played “real,” though. Instead, Lucas and Spielberg and the parade of screenwriters who have worked on this have pushed things into a more overtly pulp place than I think some audiences will expect. Modern audiences have no real knowledge of pulp and very little taste for it, and I’m curious to see if they manage to jump into this one without getting weighed down by the occasional knowing absurdity.

Spalko and her soldiers have something with them in the trunk of a car, something that’s going to help them find whatever they’re looking for, and when they finally pop the trunk and introduce Indiana Jones and his buddy Mac (Ray Winstone), Spielberg starts to turn things up quickly. That’s where you can really feel Spielberg at the helm. I’ve liked many of his recent films, and even the ones that don’t work completely are always interesting because of how effortlessly he speaks the language of cinema. But when he gets cooking, as he does several times in the first half of this film, there are very few action directors who can call themselves his peers.

There are several places in the film where Spielberg gets to crank it up, and those are the moments where the film stops being a reminder of past glories and just starts being a great piece of entertainment. I wish the second half was as strong as the first half, and I wish the film wasn’t drowning in awkward exposition in almost every scene, but those complaints don’t derail the fun for me. What I’ve always liked about the Indy films is the way the action sequences build, the way Spielberg piles on the danger and the obstacles, and the way he keeps creating ways out that are both funny and thrilling and crazy. A great Spielberg action sequence is like a Miles Davis jazz solo, both out of control and perfectly structured, and there’s enough of that here that I found myself laughing and applauding at the end of at least three sequences.

One of the things that shocked me was how mild-mannered this film is considering it’s got a PG-13 rating affixed. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK is like a snuff film compared to this, in terms of onscreen brutality. It’s a real sign of how inconsistent the MPAA is when this gets a PG-13 and PRINCE CASPIAN, which is far more grim and ugly about its violence, gets a PG. I’ve long since given up trying to understand the actions of the ratings board, though. Suffice it to say, there’s no Wrath of God here and no Mola Ram yanking out hearts. Even in the darkest moments of this film, things stay bloodless and feather-light. I’ve made peace with the fact that RAIDERS stands apart from the rest of the series, but this film fits neatly onto a shelf with DOOM and LAST CRUSADE. It feels of a piece with those, and anyone who calls themselves a fan of those movies should easily find a place in their affections for this one.

I have complaints, certainly. Perhaps the thing I’m most conflicted about is the introduction of Mutt Williams, aka Henry Jones III. Shia LaBeouf will no doubt become the whipping boy of this film among fanboys, and that’s a shame. He’s good in the movie, and everything he’s asked to do, he does well. He’s got an easy chemistry with Harrison Ford, he handles both the comedy and the action easily, and my favorite overall setpiece in the film, the motorcycle chase across the University campus, is a real showcase for LaBeouf. It’s the role itself that I have a problem with on a conceptual level, and there’s nothing any actor could have done to make it work any better than it does right now.

I question the need to introduce a child of any gender for Indiana Jones. I think it’s a fairly rotten idea. It’s desperate. It’s the sort of thing an aging sitcom does to try and squeeze one or two more seasons out. I can’t think of a single time in the history of a franchise where introducing a kid has worked to creatively revitalize the proceedings, and IJATKOTCS has not broken that streak. Could they make more movies after this using Mutt as the main character? Sure, I guess. Do I have any burning desire to see those films? Nope. I’d rather see Shia move on and use his obvious ability to establish some new series, something he can help define. Here, the very best he’ll ever be able to do is mount a decent imitation of Ford, and that’s just not a good enough reason to make more movies.

I wish that instead of shoehorning in another father/son “awwww, we really like each other” storyline that’s just a rehash of the Connery/Ford story, they had spent more time on the reunion of Marion (Karen Allen) and Indy. Marion remains one of the great female leads in action movies because she stood toe-to-toe with Indy in every scene and gave as good as she got. She was the perfect foil for him, and each of the female leads since has been a let down because, as Indy himself says in this film, “None of them were you, honey.” The smile that line earns from Allen is a nice reminder of just how potent their chemistry was, but since that’s basically all they wrote for her to do in the film, it feels like a bit of a squandered opportunity. I heard a few people after the screening complain that she can’t act anymore, but I don’t really think that’s fair. There are a number of great performers who you can’t really judge based on their work in this film. John Hurt, Jim Broadbent, and Ray Winstone are all fine, but they’re playing suggestions of characters instead of actual characters. Blanchett’s Spalko has the most to do, but even she is a distant second to Belloq and Toht in terms of how she’s written.

In fact... that’s the one major complaint I have. All of my other complaints come back to one big one: David Koepp’s screenplay. It’s a Frankenstein monster of a script, stitched together from the corpses of several other better drafts. It’s weird watching the film unfold having read all those drafts. It’s like “Oh, that’s Jeb Stuart’s. That’s Darabont’s. That’s Nathanson’s.” There’s no elegance to the patchwork that Koepp did. Then again, there rarely is with him. He’s functional, and he seems to be one of those guys you call in to make sense of complicated development nightmares, but there’s no soul to his writing. There’s no awe here. Remember how much character the Ark had in the first film? This inanimate golden box somehow managed to have a personality because of the way they wrote everyone else’s reactions to it. It was terrifying at times because Lawrence Kasdan’s script gave people room to breathe, while still managing to feel like it moved 100 miles-an-hour at all times. Koepp’s script stumbles through page after page after page of Indy explaining things, none of it particularly captivating, and I think people will quickly get tired of the backstory and just wish for a fast-forward to get back to the thrills. Considering how much I love even the quiet moments in the first film, that’s a letdown. It makes all the human stuff feel perfunctory. Most of the wit comes from the way Spielberg approaches even the hoariest joke visually, or from the pleasure that’s obvious in the interactions of the cast.

Janusz Kaminski does a fair job of imitating the distinctive look of Doug Slocombe’s phenomenal cinematography in the first three films, and there were very few moments where it felt like I wasn’t looking at a real Indiana Jones film. You know what ruined it most frequently? CGI. And I’m not that guy. I don’t spend pages and pages griping about CGI because, frankly, I think special effects and visual effects are more remarkable today than they’ve ever been. We are seeing the genuinely new so often now that the fantastic is almost commonplace. I remember hearing how there would be “almost no CGI” in this film, but that’s just not true. There is a fairly steady stream of computer generated images in the film, mixed in with some great practical effects and not nearly enough stunt work, and the result is a grab bag. I’m entertained, but I rarely felt that same sense of real danger that used to be so routine in films like this. I love the staging and choreography of most of the truck/duck chase in the jungle (the less said about that miserable TARZAN joke, the better), but there are several key shots in the sequence that are so blatantly fake that it undermines the sense of peril. The John Williams score serves to patch some of the roughest spots in the film, pure audio nostalgia served up just right, and it’s amazing how the RAIDERS march still gets my pulse up.

The last act of the film is the weakest stuff in the movie, and I think it loses its mind a bit once they actually reach the temple of the Crystal Skulls. It goes through the motions, and it does what you figure an Indy film should do at the end, but it all just sort of happens around Indy, and he makes very little difference to what occurs. Again... I’m not saying it ruins the film... it’s just the difference between a good summer movie I enjoyed and a classic that we’ll be revisiting twenty years from now. This film will be remembered primarily for not fucking up the legacy of Dr. Jones, and considering the still-smoking ruins of the STAR WARS franchise, we should count ourselves lucky. There are a few things that came close to pissing me off, like the “joke” involving a statue of Marcus Brody, which seems to just compound the hatchet job they did on his character in LAST CRUSADE. Still, there are definitely things I’ll carry away from this, pleased to have added these scenes to the jukebox in my head. The AMERICAN GRAFITTI/hot rod opening. Mutt and Indy on the motorcycle. “It drops three times.” Karen Allen’s smile, timed to deadly effect at least twice in the film. Doomtown, which works better than I expected. The shot of Mutt at the end with Indy’s hat in his hands.

More than anything, I’m just glad that this latest (I’ll never say last again) adventure for Indiana Jones contains some real pleasure. Considering the alternative and having to write that review, it is a relief to feel like I want to go back to the theaters with my friends and my son this weekend so we can see the film together, all the pressures of a review off my shoulders at that point. Watching a film like this with my critic’s hat on is never as much fun as just handing myself over and watching with the eyes of a fan. Thanks for making that second viewing something I’m looking forward to, Steven and Harrison and, yes, even George. I had little faith. Thankfully, you guys had enough for all of us.



Drew McWeeny, Los Angeles

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Moriarty and the Last Skull Raider of Doom!
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
May 19th, 2008
12:09:49 AM
First?
by acorvey25
May 19th, 2008
12:10:12 AM
Moriarty
by wadi77
May 19th, 2008
12:15:22 AM
Eat shit haters - Indy's back!
by Nutta
May 19th, 2008
12:18:14 AM
I trust Drew
by Dark Knight Lite
May 19th, 2008
12:18:29 AM
I am optimistic!
by Flaggg
May 19th, 2008
12:18:50 AM
not first!
by greenstyle92
May 19th, 2008
12:21:44 AM
A lot better than Crusade?
by greenstyle92
May 19th, 2008
12:22:36 AM
So drew...
by greenstyle92
May 19th, 2008
12:26:16 AM
Hey Moriarity you know what's ironic?
by greentealite
May 19th, 2008
12:26:51 AM
green tea lite-
by greenstyle92
May 19th, 2008
12:28:58 AM
ok, now i believe
by darwinmayflower
May 19th, 2008
12:29:19 AM
Also, having read the review...
by greentealite
May 19th, 2008
12:30:25 AM
Sorry but after the Speed Racer love-in here
by Slipofthewrist
May 19th, 2008
12:31:47 AM
This review doesn't excite me at all
by the_scream
May 19th, 2008
12:31:51 AM
Spielberg and Ford shouldn't worry about the mixed reviews.
by MaxTheSilent
May 19th, 2008
12:31:54 AM
Damn you, George Lucas!
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 19th, 2008
12:32:48 AM
other green
by greentealite
May 19th, 2008
12:33:06 AM
Ahhh...
by TheRealMoriarty
May 19th, 2008
12:34:58 AM
wow
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
12:35:46 AM
Thank you, Mori
by bravogolfhotel
May 19th, 2008
12:37:25 AM
How's the pacing?
by greentealite
May 19th, 2008
12:37:46 AM
Nice Mori.
by Mezzanine
May 19th, 2008
12:38:03 AM
and Speed Racer was incredible
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
12:39:02 AM
by no drugs of course...
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
12:39:43 AM
Best review I've read so far...
by Jobacca
May 19th, 2008
12:40:45 AM
Nothing wrong with a mixed reaction
by the_scream
May 19th, 2008
12:42:49 AM
kungfu
by greentealite
May 19th, 2008
12:43:12 AM
Oh and.....
by Jobacca
May 19th, 2008
12:43:20 AM
Mori, did you review Darabont's script?
by Bass Ackwards
May 19th, 2008
12:43:58 AM
Mutt has the hat in his hand at the end of the movie...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
12:46:30 AM
LOL
by ShogunMaster
May 19th, 2008
12:46:38 AM
Thanks Moriarty.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 19th, 2008
12:47:06 AM
Well, sorry Drew, but...
by greenstyle92
May 19th, 2008
12:47:45 AM
greentea, I agree completely!!!
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
12:48:00 AM
Yeah kungfu, which is why...
by greentealite
May 19th, 2008
12:49:49 AM
With all the air time the movies have been getting
by greenstyle92
May 19th, 2008
12:50:17 AM
BTW - those CHUD reviews...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 19th, 2008
12:50:24 AM
Well I just watched Raiders and Last Crusade
by Vindibudd
May 19th, 2008
12:52:06 AM
Jurassic Park had NO SOUL.
by Fa Fa Fooey
May 19th, 2008
12:53:34 AM
yeah, vindibudd
by greenstyle92
May 19th, 2008
12:54:05 AM
At some point, CHUD...
by greentealite
May 19th, 2008
12:54:28 AM
Arnold, Bruce, Stallone, now Ford
by geraldbeans
May 19th, 2008
12:54:55 AM
Last Crusade is my second fav so far.
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
12:56:12 AM
Remember when we used to let movies just do their thing?
by hopewell1
May 19th, 2008
12:58:05 AM
Shades of Gray
by comedian_x
May 19th, 2008
12:59:21 AM
So, Mori... the Darabont script...?
by Laserbrain
May 19th, 2008
01:00:20 AM
Darabont script!!!!!!!!
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
01:02:54 AM
IJ and the Fortress of Rap
by RTDInternational
May 19th, 2008
01:03:03 AM
Coming soon... 90s Nostalgia films!
by greenstyle92
May 19th, 2008
01:03:11 AM
This is an actual review; journalism in true form.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
May 19th, 2008
01:08:35 AM
I'm glad Moriaty got his mittens off
by hallmitchell
May 19th, 2008
01:14:24 AM
How can anyone say any of these movies suck?
by Vindibudd
May 19th, 2008
01:16:38 AM
Oh man
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
01:20:42 AM
Now I'm almost convinced this won't totally suck.
by Pops Freshemeyer
May 19th, 2008
01:26:40 AM
Mori
by hamo455
May 19th, 2008
01:30:42 AM
Hey You Guys!!!!!
by UnknownUser
May 19th, 2008
01:43:03 AM
Also wondering about the damn Darabont script...
by Anti-fanboy
May 19th, 2008
01:45:24 AM
TOD>TLC
by Prossor
May 19th, 2008
01:47:05 AM
Moriarty you sound relieved?
by Orionsangels
May 19th, 2008
01:53:12 AM
What's with all the Crusdae hate?
by Doctor Zoidberg
May 19th, 2008
01:54:50 AM
EBERT gives Indy 4...3 1/2 Stars!
by Orionsangels
May 19th, 2008
01:55:03 AM
First real piece of writing in a Indy IV review tonight...
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
02:10:46 AM
But Mori, for this film "shades of grey" is "sucks"
by IndustryKiller!
May 19th, 2008
02:13:27 AM
Excellent review though, and it's good to see you...
by IndustryKiller!
May 19th, 2008
02:14:52 AM
I don't care if it's pants...
by BiggusDickus
May 19th, 2008
02:30:39 AM
Easy there BiggusDickus...
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
02:35:06 AM
Sorry, Short Round!
by BiggusDickus
May 19th, 2008
02:37:35 AM
While AICN may never do it, I'm fairly certain everyone
by NoPIX
May 19th, 2008
02:37:44 AM
BTW - I'm English...
by BiggusDickus
May 19th, 2008
02:38:33 AM
At Dickus
by i_am_PETER_VENKMAN
May 19th, 2008
02:39:07 AM
So, What Have We Learned Today?
by Mission Code Z
May 19th, 2008
02:41:36 AM
Expectations Too High
by MrMidnight1201AM
May 19th, 2008
02:43:08 AM
better than LAST CRUSADE? more successful than SITH?
by newc0253
May 19th, 2008
02:44:34 AM
Give me pulp
by CuervoJones
May 19th, 2008
02:45:14 AM
Roger "Crash and Juno were the best films of the year" Ebert
by IndustryKiller!
May 19th, 2008
02:48:22 AM
"still-smoking ruins of the STAR WARS franchise"
by Prossor
May 19th, 2008
02:52:21 AM
What is a "Donny?"
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
02:55:39 AM
I love how this is construed as a positive review
by IndustryKiller!
May 19th, 2008
02:56:05 AM
The past few hours have been illuminating...
by acorvey25
May 19th, 2008
03:00:17 AM
DAAAAAARAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOONT! !!!!
by DerLanghaarige
May 19th, 2008
03:01:52 AM
It is a banner week for fanboys...
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
03:04:59 AM
Yeah, damn CHUD and their well supported reviews
by IndustryKiller!
May 19th, 2008
03:07:19 AM
dont forget Episode III
by Prossor
May 19th, 2008
03:07:48 AM
I especially like the...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
03:15:54 AM
CHUD? Well supported?
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
03:17:23 AM
Slipofthewrist...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
03:21:05 AM
The Internet is killing movies...
by Seven Seas
May 19th, 2008
03:22:57 AM
CHUD is a fucking joke...
by Jobacca
May 19th, 2008
03:23:20 AM
People who hate on Lucas and Shia...
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
03:23:37 AM
Yeah fun, go ahead and use that as your excuse...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
03:23:52 AM
IndustryKiller...
by TheRealMoriarty
May 19th, 2008
03:26:49 AM
People who jackoff to TheQueef and Lucas the Hutt...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
03:27:12 AM
That last post was terrible grammatically...
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
03:29:18 AM
No, IndustryKiller...
by acorvey25
May 19th, 2008
03:29:55 AM
personaly I'm excited to see Kingdom of the Skull Fuckers
by Doctor Zoidberg
May 19th, 2008
03:32:05 AM
poeticwarriorII...
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
03:32:12 AM
CHUD...
by acorvey25
May 19th, 2008
03:36:42 AM
OKAY EVERYONE JUST RELAX!!!
by Orionsangels
May 19th, 2008
03:42:01 AM
Should have had a spoiler warning...
by Dimpy
May 19th, 2008
03:45:01 AM
Where are all the "told you so" fuckers now
by Lost Jarv
May 19th, 2008
03:45:39 AM
Short Round, you cunt...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
03:50:36 AM
acorvey25, if you mean by...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
03:52:29 AM
Is that all you got?
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
03:54:00 AM
remember when Short Round
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
03:54:31 AM
That fucking CHUD review...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
03:56:20 AM
Too Many Spoilers Mori!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by talkbackgeek
May 19th, 2008
03:56:51 AM
Short Round, bwahahahahaahaha...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
03:57:55 AM
Moriarty hated it because he is stupid
by Razorback
May 19th, 2008
03:59:04 AM
Favorite moment...
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
03:59:29 AM
Insulting people over the internet...
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
04:01:47 AM
Short Round, shrieking cunts that whine...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:04:42 AM
Troll much?
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
04:07:17 AM
Short Round, you stupid cunt...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:08:22 AM
poeticwarrior
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
04:08:42 AM
Call the kettle black much cunt?
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:09:34 AM
Highly amusing...
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
04:10:19 AM
okay
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
04:11:42 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
May 19th, 2008
04:14:30 AM
but seriously man
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
04:15:03 AM
kungfuhustler84...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:16:18 AM
If it is at least as good as Crusade, it's good enough for me
by hamster factor
May 19th, 2008
04:17:37 AM
Short Round, keep telling yourself that...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:17:54 AM
No time for love Dr. Jones!
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
04:18:30 AM
but a lot of "fans" do want to "hate and ruin"
by pipergates
May 19th, 2008
04:20:24 AM
was that a deleted scene?
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
04:20:35 AM
kungfuhustler84...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:20:57 AM
You call him Dr. Jones, doll!
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
04:22:32 AM
Very happy to hear this news....
by Seph_J
May 19th, 2008
04:22:39 AM
favorite Indy moment:
by hamster factor
May 19th, 2008
04:23:56 AM
kungfuhustler84, as a matter of fact it was...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:26:12 AM
Usually I like to chime in here and complain about Last Crusade.
by hopewell1
May 19th, 2008
04:26:23 AM
It's Better than Temple of Doom. So is Crusade.
by TomBodet
May 19th, 2008
04:32:48 AM
hopewell1, you know...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:36:16 AM
I love how people keep blaming Lucas...
by Jobacca
May 19th, 2008
04:38:44 AM
by the way kungfuhustler84...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:40:45 AM
Speed Racer was amazing, every scene of it
by pipergates
May 19th, 2008
04:40:49 AM
What exactly is so bad about Last Crusade's characterzation of M
by Stroker T Montana
May 19th, 2008
04:44:13 AM
Dear God, give those Wachowski twats...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:45:27 AM
Doom changed the formula, succesfully
by hamster factor
May 19th, 2008
04:45:35 AM
you mean with the black kettle thing?
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
04:46:39 AM
Yes indeed...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:48:09 AM
oh alright
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
04:49:56 AM
I agree, Marcus had no charater in Raiders
by hamster factor
May 19th, 2008
04:52:39 AM
Bad dates.
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
04:53:14 AM
Marcus...
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
04:54:45 AM
Yeah you took that like a champ actually...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
04:56:36 AM
No time for trolls Dr. Jones!
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
04:59:12 AM
Marcus was played pretty straight...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:01:42 AM
apparently Sallah shits himself
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
05:01:44 AM
Thanks Mori - Another excellent review
by Yeti
May 19th, 2008
05:01:46 AM
"Shia Ladouche is to Speilberg what Leonardo Dicraprio is to Sco
by hamster factor
May 19th, 2008
05:03:32 AM

by Stroker T Montana
May 19th, 2008
05:04:50 AM
Thanks Moriarty!
by Boromir
May 19th, 2008
05:06:12 AM
Jjust like this cunt kungfuhustler84...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:08:06 AM
Scorsese
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
05:09:20 AM
Stroker T Montana, I completely...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:10:31 AM
I like movies!
by Short Round
May 19th, 2008
05:13:43 AM
Short Round are you fucking stupid...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:15:44 AM
I personally have no idea
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
05:16:15 AM
I don't know about TheQueef...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:17:19 AM
"CGI. And I'm not that guy."
by Knuckleduster
May 19th, 2008
05:18:14 AM
While I have no interest in seeing Sallah poop
by Boromir
May 19th, 2008
05:19:46 AM
Well since you're not interested...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:21:17 AM
The Greatest Game Ever Played
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
05:22:31 AM
Jurassic Park 1 still isn't dated IMO..
by hamster factor
May 19th, 2008
05:23:13 AM
Well, yeah Boromir
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
05:25:28 AM
and poeticwarrior
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
05:28:45 AM
Neither did Dicaprio until Scorsese?
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:28:53 AM
Really?
by Boromir
May 19th, 2008
05:28:54 AM
kungfuhustler84, oh that is truly dissapointing...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:30:41 AM
I mean, I had the wrong impression.
by Boromir
May 19th, 2008
05:31:37 AM
Boromir, really what?
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:31:51 AM
Oh, you're vagina was aching....
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:33:30 AM
Really, meaning...
by Boromir
May 19th, 2008
05:34:06 AM
woah woah woah!
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
05:35:39 AM
Bad CGI is kinda paradox
by DerLanghaarige
May 19th, 2008
05:35:40 AM
poetic"warrior" 2
by mariachi madness
May 19th, 2008
05:36:11 AM
Interesting self-accusation there.
by Boromir
May 19th, 2008
05:37:49 AM
Boromir
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
05:42:55 AM
Once again... the prequels were GOOD!
by Keeper Of Chimps
May 19th, 2008
05:44:11 AM
Favorite scene = the Map Room
by acorvey25
May 19th, 2008
05:47:17 AM
YAY!!
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
05:48:43 AM
Wait, I take that back...
by acorvey25
May 19th, 2008
05:51:08 AM
Gawd, so much for aching vaginas
by Boromir
May 19th, 2008
05:53:56 AM
mariachi madness...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:55:33 AM
Gauche, was that on your Word of the Day...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:57:11 AM
Boromir
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
05:58:49 AM
acorvey25, I have to agree...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
05:58:57 AM
Garth Franklin's review from Dark Horizons...
by acorvey25
May 19th, 2008
06:00:04 AM
poeticwarrior
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:00:24 AM
acorvey
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:02:35 AM
Mori I'm interested...
by Bono Luthor
May 19th, 2008
06:04:36 AM
Yeah...
by acorvey25
May 19th, 2008
06:07:58 AM

by misnomer
May 19th, 2008
06:11:12 AM
the thing about Spielberg
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:12:33 AM
kungfuhustler
by raw_bean
May 19th, 2008
06:21:34 AM
You're probably right
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:25:25 AM
kungfuhustler84...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
06:26:01 AM
Who cares about Moriarty's review....
by rbatty024
May 19th, 2008
06:26:17 AM
raw_bean what exactly is being an...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
06:30:40 AM
mariachi was being a moron
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:33:59 AM
*resort
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:36:31 AM
And by the way if you two can't bother...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
06:36:51 AM
kungfuhustler84, the other guy was talking about
by YackBacker
May 19th, 2008
06:38:04 AM
Oh you were thikning eh?
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
06:38:37 AM
holy shit dude
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:41:50 AM
Hola, YackBacker...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
06:42:18 AM
poeticwarriorII
by C Legion
May 19th, 2008
06:42:45 AM
Blah, blah, blah...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
06:46:06 AM
And by the same token...
by poeticwarriorII
May 19th, 2008
06:47:59 AM
Hey, PoeticWarrior...
by TheRealMoriarty
May 19th, 2008
06:49:55 AM
Mariachi
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:50:02 AM
however, YOU poeticwarrior
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:51:55 AM
Moriarty
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:52:25 AM
poetic"warrior" or shorteyes which what he does
by mariachi madness
May 19th, 2008
06:52:43 AM
Mariachi, shut up
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
06:57:05 AM
Thanks Mori
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
07:09:22 AM
Chud's 3/10 and 4.5/10 reviews
by BrowncoatJedi
May 19th, 2008
07:09:48 AM
Wow I thought this was the Indy talk back
by Mace Tofu
May 19th, 2008
07:10:10 AM
Kungfuhustler
by mariachi madness
May 19th, 2008
07:15:28 AM
Mace Tofu
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
07:16:46 AM
Favorite Indy Scene
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
07:19:01 AM
You seem harsher now on the Star Wars prequels than before, Mori
by Oberon
May 19th, 2008
07:19:12 AM
"If I can!"? Yeah mariachi
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
07:22:53 AM
kungfucuntface....
by poeticwarriorIII
May 19th, 2008
07:23:14 AM
It'd be cool if Frank Darabont could post in his IJATKOTCS revie
by Wayne6000
May 19th, 2008
07:24:38 AM
woah poeticwarrior
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
07:28:31 AM
Ummm Mori i state clearly above I think this review is excellent
by IndustryKiller!
May 19th, 2008
07:29:12 AM
Fav Indy moment.....
by KnightEternal
May 19th, 2008
07:34:52 AM
I wanna monkey head with disposable skull cap :(
by KnightEternal
May 19th, 2008
07:36:17 AM
Fav indy moment
by kwisatzhaderach
May 19th, 2008
07:38:03 AM
Hey poeticwarrior!
by YackBacker
May 19th, 2008
07:41:05 AM
today's moviegoing audience doesnt get pulp
by bacci40
May 19th, 2008
07:42:41 AM
Devin's "review" is not bullshit because it's negative...
by acorvey25
May 19th, 2008
07:47:32 AM
So Mori is the FoxNews of Internet reviewers?
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
07:55:12 AM
Ew...
by acorvey25
May 19th, 2008
07:58:20 AM
David Koepp has written one good script
by Samuel Fulmer
May 19th, 2008
08:00:35 AM
Before Ford retires
by Samuel Fulmer
May 19th, 2008
08:02:59 AM
Papa's got a brand new mixed bag
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
08:03:55 AM
*sigh*
by jae683
May 19th, 2008
08:25:14 AM
For anyone who's been disappointed with genre films...
by rbatty024
May 19th, 2008
08:48:06 AM
I agree jae
by The Mothman
May 19th, 2008
08:53:30 AM
"hushed audience" scene
by Samuel Fulmer
May 19th, 2008
08:54:21 AM
Looking forward to the day when...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 19th, 2008
08:54:51 AM
And yes, I can spell 'nostalgia' when I feel up to it.
by The Mothman
May 19th, 2008
08:55:26 AM
Fuck yeah, That's more like it!
by Proman1984
May 19th, 2008
08:59:15 AM
I love how you guys are both griping about Indy being inconseque
by somewhere.in.finland
May 19th, 2008
08:59:33 AM
another "hushed audience" scene in Lost World
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
09:07:29 AM
If Devins review is biased
by IndustryKiller!
May 19th, 2008
09:11:47 AM
Crusade
by jsm1978
May 19th, 2008
09:13:21 AM
somewhere.in.finland: you're forgetting that
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
09:13:35 AM
Great review Mori
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
09:22:20 AM
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
09:27:28 AM
It sounds like the movie is simply ok.
by Luscious.868
May 19th, 2008
09:29:42 AM
THANKS FOR THE REVIEW MORI
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
09:37:22 AM
Comparing the action hero RETURNS: RAMBO, DIE HARD, INDIANA
by SmokeFilledTavern
May 19th, 2008
09:38:22 AM
Indiana Jones has never been high art
by Corleone
May 19th, 2008
09:40:22 AM
The Mothman
by SmokeFilledTavern
May 19th, 2008
09:41:57 AM
The problem I have with genre movies these days is
by jae683
May 19th, 2008
09:47:17 AM
Oddly enough, today is 9 years since Episode 1 hit theaters
by IndustryKiller!
May 19th, 2008
10:05:20 AM
'Indiana, let it go...'
by performingmonkey
May 19th, 2008
10:14:59 AM
hmmmmm...
by wash
May 19th, 2008
10:16:03 AM
The real question is
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
10:16:29 AM
jae683
by kwisatzhaderach
May 19th, 2008
10:16:57 AM
All of the Indy films are overrated.
by Kid Idioteque
May 19th, 2008
10:23:38 AM
I think you can recapture that 80s genre feel
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
10:26:05 AM
OK, I stand corrected
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
10:29:44 AM
Kid Idioteque
by kwisatzhaderach
May 19th, 2008
10:30:17 AM
Best Indy scene: bug tunnel/spike room in TOD
by Osmosis Jones
May 19th, 2008
10:30:48 AM
National Treasure belongs on the same shelf as Raiders??!!
by IndustryKiller!
May 19th, 2008
10:33:19 AM
NICE TRY, LAO CHE!!
by Abominable Snowcone
May 19th, 2008
10:33:46 AM
IndustryKiller!: Well, it does
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
10:36:21 AM
IndustryKiller!: You also missed entire point of my post
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
10:39:30 AM
BSB
by Abominable Snowcone
May 19th, 2008
10:47:28 AM
word to Hawaiian Organ Donor
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
May 19th, 2008
10:50:20 AM
Smoke Monster Loves Kate
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
11:07:55 AM
Smoke Monster Loves Kate
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
11:09:19 AM

by Harry Bolzonnia
May 19th, 2008
11:11:53 AM
hey moriarty
by Harry Bolzonnia
May 19th, 2008
11:12:59 AM
KOTCS is a great film
by apolo_sputnik
May 19th, 2008
11:16:25 AM
I'm going to defend how Brody was portrayed in TLC...
by BigTuna
May 19th, 2008
11:17:17 AM
"Grim anniversary"
by Keeper Of Chimps
May 19th, 2008
11:19:16 AM
BigTuna
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
11:20:33 AM
Brody
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
11:22:45 AM
ABOM
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
11:32:45 AM
dannyglover
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
May 19th, 2008
11:33:44 AM
WITNESS 2: THE HUNT FOR JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
11:34:00 AM
LOTR TRILOGY IS PACKED WITH ICONIC MOMENTS
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
11:35:49 AM
I'm in the same boat with Indy.
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
May 19th, 2008
11:36:01 AM
TRANSFORMERS WAS PACKED WITH ICONIC MOMENTS
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
11:37:39 AM
LIONS FOR LAMBS WAS PACKED WITH ICONIC MOMENTS
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
11:39:06 AM
I did Star Wars right though.
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
May 19th, 2008
11:41:05 AM
BringingSexyBack
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
11:41:18 AM
DUDE I COULD NAME YOU A DOZEN ICONIC MOMENTS FROM 300
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
11:46:23 AM
BSB
by Abominable Snowcone
May 19th, 2008
11:48:03 AM
BringingSexyBack
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
11:48:42 AM
Capturing that 80s feel? Why? It's 2008 if you didn't know.
by strosmer
May 19th, 2008
11:51:25 AM
IndustryKiller!, Devin's is a joke
by TheLastCleric
May 19th, 2008
11:51:34 AM
Mori
by rickdeckard1
May 19th, 2008
11:54:44 AM
"Last Crusade" worst of the series?! no it aint
by Spamster
May 19th, 2008
11:56:38 AM
300 was better than the graphic novel by far
by General Crom
May 19th, 2008
11:58:30 AM
ABOM
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
12:00:57 PM
Where's the Pathetic Warrior now
by g-ride9000
May 19th, 2008
12:04:07 PM
Abominable Snowcone
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
12:06:10 PM
Thanks BSB
by Abominable Snowcone
May 19th, 2008
12:08:00 PM
DANNY DICKBLOOD
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
12:08:17 PM
He knows how to treat a lady
by g-ride9000
May 19th, 2008
12:08:33 PM
Why this movie is the best of the series
by DANNYGLOVERS-DICKBLOODS
May 19th, 2008
12:09:17 PM
Out of curiosity
by Abominable Snowcone
May 19th, 2008
12:12:02 PM
g-ride
by Abominable Snowcone
May 19th, 2008
12:13:39 PM
300 was a comic book
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
12:13:55 PM
WITNESS 3: INSIDE THE YFZ COMPOUND
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
12:14:32 PM

by g-ride9000
May 19th, 2008
12:15:35 PM
ABOM - THAT SOUNDS AWESOME
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
12:15:48 PM
witness 2: hiding shia
by g-ride9000
May 19th, 2008
12:16:09 PM
witness 4: hiding the sausage
by g-ride9000
May 19th, 2008
12:17:00 PM
BringingSexyBack
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
12:17:10 PM
strosmer
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
12:21:22 PM
Witness 2: Mennonite Boogaloo
by Abominable Snowcone
May 19th, 2008
12:22:56 PM
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
12:23:46 PM
I sort of agree with Both BSB and Dannyboy
by Lost Jarv
May 19th, 2008
12:23:49 PM
What lies beneath was shit
by Lost Jarv
May 19th, 2008
12:24:22 PM
The Problem I had With Temple of Doom...
by BigTuna
May 19th, 2008
12:24:58 PM
I like What Lies Beneath
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
12:25:17 PM
Witness 3: Debbie Does Ohio
by Lost Jarv
May 19th, 2008
12:25:24 PM
How on earth can anyone likes what lies beneath
by Lost Jarv
May 19th, 2008
12:27:03 PM
Witness 3: Runaway Buggy
by Abominable Snowcone
May 19th, 2008
12:27:57 PM
Moriarty: I've given you heat on this and am glad that...
by Stormwatcher
May 19th, 2008
12:28:16 PM
What Lies Beneath was solid until the last act.
by BigTuna
May 19th, 2008
12:29:49 PM
LOL Abom.
by Lost Jarv
May 19th, 2008
12:29:52 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE MYSTERY OF AMISH CONSUMMATION!
by YackBacker
May 19th, 2008
12:29:56 PM
BigTuna = TOD!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
12:30:59 PM
Scary?
by Lost Jarv
May 19th, 2008
12:31:33 PM
WITNESS 5: OY WHAT A WITNESS!
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
12:35:04 PM
GIRLS GONE PON FAR WILD
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
12:36:32 PM
WITNESS 6: REVENGE AGAINST THE INTERNET
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
12:39:57 PM
Indy's great, but he's no Hillary Clinton
by antonphd
May 19th, 2008
12:46:17 PM
Lost Jarv
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
12:47:14 PM
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
12:51:14 PM
Patriot: "without insulting your intelligence"
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
12:52:00 PM
Okay then just consider this ALL OF YOU.
by alucardvsdracula
May 19th, 2008
12:54:56 PM
chrth
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
12:57:23 PM
hawaiian organ donor
by strosmer
May 19th, 2008
12:58:30 PM
BigTuna, the story in TOD doesn't make sense
by TheLastCleric
May 19th, 2008
12:59:36 PM
Scripts
by kafka07
May 19th, 2008
12:59:41 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD: What do you mean?
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
01:00:11 PM
Spielberg himself admitted that Temple
by skimn
May 19th, 2008
01:01:18 PM
TheLastCleric
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
01:01:43 PM
chrth
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
01:08:52 PM
Hawiian
by rxse7en
May 19th, 2008
01:15:19 PM
dannyglover
by TheLastCleric
May 19th, 2008
01:17:01 PM
D_D: You totally lost me there
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
01:19:59 PM
TheLastCleric
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
01:20:13 PM
In Soviet Russia, artifact searches for you !
by MattHooper
May 19th, 2008
01:20:20 PM
Lucas needs more divorces then
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
01:22:04 PM
HOD: I understand
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
01:26:33 PM
Is this seriously...
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
01:27:32 PM
okay I asked this earlier.
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
01:28:31 PM
Temple of Doom is great
by strosmer
May 19th, 2008
01:31:16 PM
This'll do 200 million over the long weekend.
by fiester
May 19th, 2008
01:32:58 PM
rxse7en
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
01:33:08 PM
chrth
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
01:35:57 PM
Kungfu
by rxse7en
May 19th, 2008
01:37:28 PM
kungfuhustler84
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
01:37:56 PM
kungfuhustler84
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
01:39:50 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD: You're getting myopic
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
01:40:24 PM
AREA 51= in Nevada. Hope someone already corrected Mori
by thebearovingian
May 19th, 2008
01:40:44 PM
well put, strosmer
by wash
May 19th, 2008
01:41:00 PM
chrth
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
01:42:18 PM
Oh man HOD
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
01:44:09 PM
thebearovingian: how do you know?
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
01:44:28 PM
Indy Jones>Historical facts on the Revolutionary War
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
01:45:59 PM
chrth
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
01:46:21 PM
My only problem with the intro to Last Crusade
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
01:48:13 PM
D_D: I thought you were done talking about it?
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
01:49:20 PM
I still like it
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
01:50:43 PM
chrth and Danny
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
01:51:20 PM
DGDB, real quick, I disagree
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
01:52:15 PM
Going back to best scene question
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
01:52:21 PM
What about in ToD
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
01:54:43 PM
Great moment in Last Crusade.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
01:55:09 PM
groan
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
01:56:26 PM
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
01:57:01 PM
gotham_night: I agree
by chrth
May 19th, 2008
01:57:12 PM
Origins of Indy
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
01:57:19 PM
movie haters
by JimmyJoe RedSky
May 19th, 2008
01:57:34 PM
Kungfuhustler, that guy is dead unfortunately
by krullboyisback
May 19th, 2008
01:58:30 PM
oh boy the tank scene
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
02:01:19 PM
Hawiian
by rxse7en
May 19th, 2008
02:02:47 PM
The "all of us" scene segue. . .
by krullboyisback
May 19th, 2008
02:03:17 PM
krullboy
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
02:03:21 PM
gotham_night
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
02:03:27 PM
Danny
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 19th, 2008
02:05:34 PM
Lordy Rambo was ridiculous
by kungfuhustler84
May 19th, 2008
02:11:13 PM
Indian Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars
by Wolfman Nards
May 19th, 2008
02:12:59 PM
Kungfuhustler, if you watch the extra DVD. .
by krullboyisback
May 19th, 2008
02:13:18 PM
INDIANA Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars
by Wolfman Nards
May 19th, 2008
02:13:39 PM
Taking your son?
by MemBirdman
May 19th, 2008
02:13:45 PM
So is Denholm Elliot in this or not?
by Ben Addiction
May 19th, 2008
02:14:37 PM
You know something interesting?
by Orionsangels
May 19th, 2008
02:15:16 PM
FAVORITE INDY MOMENT #92
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
02:15:39 PM
Indy and Child-Rearing
by Abominable Snowcone
May 19th, 2008
02:16:23 PM
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 19th, 2008
02:17:20 PM
FAVORITE INDY MOMENT #93
by BringingSexyBack
May 19th, 2008
02:17:23 PM
favorite Indy moments
by strosmer
May 19th, 2008
02:19:24 PM
Bringsexyback, how many years went by until
by krullboyisback
May 19th, 2008
02:19:55 PM