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Your Liquid Crystal Destiny!! The Fall 2008 Network Grid!!

Published at:  May 15, 2008 6:07:53 PM CDT

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The Nets Describe Their Newbies:

CRUSOE -- Based on the classic novel by Daniel Defoe, this is the tale of Robinson Crusoe. A young man leaves his true love to embark on an adventure -- only to end up shipwrecked on a remote tropical island for 28 years, completely detached from the life he once knew. His desire to return to his wife and his strong and unlikely friendship with Friday are the only things that keep him sane. While stranded, Crusoe encounters enemies and braves the elements. Equal parts "MacGyver," "Cast Away" and "Pirates of the Caribbean," this series is an inspirational tale of survival rife with action and comedy. Power Entertainment produces "Crusoe."

DO NOT DISTURB (working title) is a hilarious workplace comedy set at one of New York City's hottest and hippest hotels: The Inn. Named one of the Big Apple's "10 Best Places to Stay," The Inn is just that the "in" place to be, with its chic dcor, stylish staff and celebrity clientele. Behind the scenes, however, the upstairs/downstairs dynamic tells quite a different story. The hotel's top-notch reputation and sophisticated look is due in large part to NEAL (Jerry O'Connell, "Crossing Jordan") at least in his opinion. Although The Inn's charismatic owner R.J. (guest star Robert Wagner) takes all the credit, Neal is the egotistical, hyper-stylish, detail-oriented general manager who will do whatever it takes to keep the hotel and its employees up to his standards. RHONDA (Niecy Nash, "Reno 911!") is the head of Human Resources who also keeps Neal's demands in check. She's brash, fabulous and brutally honest and runs the HR department from her bullpen downstairs with a set of rules that are all her own. Rhonda does her best to keep the back of the house in line and the front of the house out of trouble. At the front desk handling check-in while wearing 6-inch Manolos is NICOLE (Molly Stanton, "Twins"), an aging model who is svelte, cynical and slightly starving. Fresh from Nebraska is JASON (Brando Eaton, "Zoey 101"), the nave bellman who would prefer to work behind-the-scenes, but was hired to show off his chiseled face and perfect pecs at the front of the hotel. The downstairs staff includes MOLLY (Jolene Purdy, "Donnie Darko"), a reservations clerk who dreams of pop-singer stardom as much as she craves to be part of the action upstairs; and LARRY (Jesse Tyler Ferguson, "The Class"), the head of housekeeping who spends more time on the phone cleaning up his messes at home than he does cleaning up after the guests upstairs.
PRODUCTION COMPANIES: 20th Century Fox Television; Reveille, LLC; Principato-Young Productions
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Abraham Higginbotham, Howard Owens, Carolyn Bernstein, Paul Young, Peter Principato, Brian Dobbins
WRITER: Abraham Higginbotham
DIRECTOR: Jason Bateman
CAST: Jerry O'Connell as Neal, Niecy Nash as Rhonda, Molly Stanton as Nicole, Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Larry, Brando Eaton as Jason, Jolene Purdy as Molly
GUEST STAR: Robert Wagner as R.J.

ELEVENTH HOUR from acclaimed producer Jerry Bruckheimer follows Dr. Jacob Hood (Rufus Sewell, "The Illusionist"), a brilliant biophysicist and special science advisor to the government, as he investigates scientific crises and oddities. His jurisdiction is absolute and Hood is dogged in his pursuit of those who would abuse and misuse scientific discoveries and breakthroughs for their own gain. His passion and crusade is to protect the substance of science from those with nefarious motives. He is called in at the eleventh hour and he represents the last line of defense. Based on the British miniseries by acclaimed science-fiction writer Stephen Gallagher, the series is executive produced by Bruckheimer ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," "Pirates of the Caribbean"), Jonathan Littman ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," "Cold Case"), Danny Cannon ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," "CSI: Miami"), Cyrus Voris ("Bulletproof Monk"), Ethan Reiff ("Sleeper Cell"), Mick Davis ("Wake of Death"), and Paul Buccieri ("Fashion House") for Jerry Bruckheimer Television in association with Warner Bros. Television.

THE EX LIST is a comedic drama about Bella Bloom (Elizabeth Reaser, "Grey's Anatomy") - a single, 30-something, successful business owner who is surprised to learn from a psychic that she's already dated her future husband AND there's a catch: if she doesn't find him in the next year, she'll remain alone forever. During a bachelorette party for her sister, Daphne (Rachel Boston, "American Dreams"), Bella learns from the psychic she must revisit her past relationships and sort through the mistakes to find her soul mate. Skeptical, Bella begins to analyze every past liaison and failed romance with her close circle of friends, Augie (Adam Rothenberg, "Mad Money"), an endearing guy who has listened to Bella's love woes since college, Vivian (Alex Breckenridge, "Dirt"), Augie's long-term girlfriend, and Cyrus (Amir Talai, "Campus Ladies"), who's chronically unemployed and full of wry observations. Once Bella witnesses proof of the psychic's other predictions, her cynicism disappears and she begins her search. Along her trip down break-up lane, Bella is determined to remain optimistic and receptive, believing that when destiny reopens doors to the past, every relationship can matter in the future. Diane Ruggiero ("Veronica Mars") and Jonathan Levin ("Charmed") are executive producers for Twentieth Century Fox Television.

FRINGE From J.J. Abrams ("Lost"), Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, the team behind "Star Trek," "Mission: Impossible III" and "Alias," comes a new drama that will thrill, terrify and explore the blurring line between science fiction and reality. When an international flight lands at Boston's Logan Airport and the passengers and crew have all died grisly deaths, FBI Special Agent OLIVIA DUNHAM (newcomer Anna Torv) is called in to investigate. After her partner, Special Agent JOHN SCOTT (Mark Valley, "Boston Legal"), is nearly killed during the investigation, a desperate Olivia searches frantically for someone to help, leading her to DR. WALTER BISHOP (John Noble, "Lord of the Rings"), our generation's Einstein. There's only one catch: he's been institutionalized for the last 20 years, and the only way to question him requires pulling his estranged son PETER (Joshua Jackson, "Dawson's Creek") in to help. When Olivia's investigation leads her to manipulative corporate executive NINA SHARP (Blair Brown, "Altered States"), our unlikely trio along with fellow FBI Agents PHILLIP BROYLES (Lance Reddick, "The Wire"), CHARLIE FRANCIS (Kirk Acevedo, "Oz") and ASTRID FARNSWORTH (Jasika Nicole, "Law & Order: Criminal Intent") will discover that what happened on Flight 627 is only a small piece of a larger, more shocking truth.
PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Warner Bros. Television, Bad Robot Productions
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: J.J. Abrams, Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, Bryan Burk, Jeff Pinkner, Alex Graves (pilot)
WRITERS: J.J. Abrams, Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman
DIRECTOR: Alex Graves
CAST: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp, Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth

KNIGHT RIDER -- On the heels of NBC's hit movie, the iconic 1980s television classic comes roaring back to life as an updated drama series showcasing the new customized KITT (Knight Industries Three Thousand) Ford Mustang. As the sequel resumes, KITT is absolutely the coolest car ever created: Its supercomputer capable of hacking almost any system, its weapon systems efficient and its body -- thanks to its creator's work and nanotechnology -- capable of shifting shape and color. It is the ultimate car -- and someone will be willing to do anything to obtain it. "Knight Rider" stars Justin Bruening ("Cold Case"), Deanna Russo ("NCIS"), Sydney Tamiia Poitier ("Veronica Mars") and Bruce Davison ("Breach"). David Bartis ("Heist," "The O.C."), Doug Liman ("Mr. & Mrs. Smith," "The Bourne Identity") and Gary Scott Thompson ("Las Vegas," "The Fast and the Furious") are executive producers, and David Andron serves as supervising producer and writer. Based on characters created by Glen Larson, "Knight Rider" is from Universal Media Studios and Dutch Oven Productions.

LIFE ON MARS "Life on Mars" is based on the BBC series created by Matthew Graham, Tony Jordan and Ashley Pharoah. The series revolves around Sam Tyler, a modern-day police detective who, after a car crash, mysteriously finds himself transported back to 1973 and still working as a detective.
"Life on Mars" stars Jason O' Mara as Sam Tyler, Rachelle LeFevre as Annie Cartwright, Colm Meaney as Gene Hunt, Stephanie Jacobsen as Maya, Lenny Clarke as George Randall, Patrick Wenk-Wolff as Colin Raimes and Richard Benjamin as Milton Kornboll.
The series is produced by Twentieth Century Fox Television and ABC Studios. Josh Applebaum, Andre Nemec, Scott Rosenberg, Jane Featherstone, Stephen Garrett and David E. Kelley are the executive producers. The pilot episode of "Life on Mars" was executive-produced by David E. Kelley, Tommy Schlamme, Bob Breech, Jane Featherstone and Stephen Garrett, and was produced by David E. Kelley Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television.

MY OWN WORST ENEMY -- Henry Spivey (Christian Slater, "Bobby") is a middle-class efficiency expert living a humdrum life in the suburbs with a wife, two kids, a dog, and a minivan. Edward Albright is an operative who speaks 13 languages, runs a four-minute mile and is trained to kill with his teeth. Henry and Edward are polar opposites who share only one thing in common: the same body. When the carefully constructed wall between them breaks down, Henry and Edward are thrust into unfamiliar territory where each man is dangerously out of his element. "My Own Worst Enemy" explores the duality of a man who is literally pitted against himself. And it raises the question: Whom can you trust when you can't trust yourself? The series is produced by Universal Media Studios. Jason Smilovic ("Kidnapped") is the executive producer; David Semel (director of the "American Dreams," "Heroes" and "Life" pilots) is the director and executive producer.

90210 An edgy, contemporary spin-off of the iconic drama “Beverly Hills, 90210,” the new 90210 looks at life through the eyes of Annie Mills (Shenae Grimes, “Degrassi: The Next Generation”) and her brother Dixon (Tristan Wilds, “The Wire”), whose first day at West Beverly Hills High School leaves no doubt they’re not in Kansas anymore. The Mills family, including dad Harry (casting TBD) and mom Debbie (Lori Loughlin, “Summerland”), has relocated to Beverly Hills to keep an eye on Harry’s mother Tabitha (Jessica Walter, “Arrested Development”), a feisty-but-faded former television star and a charter member of the Betty Ford Clinic. For Annie and Dixon, the awkwardness of being the new kids is made worse by the fact that their dad has taken a job as the high school principal. The school is one big culture shock for Annie, a sweet and friendly girl with a passion for the theater, and Dixon, a star athlete and scholar who was adopted by the Mills family after they took him in as a foster child. Annie and Dixon have a close sibling relationship, which they’ll need to help them cope with all the new cliques and classmates, including Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord, “Nip/Tuck”), a hot, spoiled, rich girl; Ethan (Dustin Milligan, “Runaway”), a popular jock whose abilities rival Dixon’s; Navid (Michael Steger, “The Winner”), an aspiring reporter who heads up the school’s daily newscast; and Silver (Jessica Stroup, “Prom Night”), a rebel who produces and stars in a YouTube-type video series. Even the faculty seems hip and sophisticated at WBHHS, such as smart and funny teacher Ryan Matthews (Ryan Eggold, “Dirt”) and beautiful guidance counselor Kelly Taylor (guest star Jennie Garth, the original “Beverly Hills, 90210”). The Mills family has just begun to realize how much their lives are about to change. 90210 is produced by CBS Paramount Network Television with executive producers Gabe Sachs & Jeff Judah (“Freaks & Geeks”). Mark Piznarski (“Gossip Girl”) is the director and executive producer of the pilot.

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS "Opportunity Knocks" is a new show that breaks the mold of typical game and reality shows. We will be showing up on America's doorstep and testing how well they know their family. Our mobile team will arrive at "Anywhere, America" in a semi-truck that is full of flat screen TVs, new furniture and big cash prizes that the family can win right there. We will take the action of a game show directly into our contestants' homes, setting up shop in a family's front lawn. The instant our host, JD Roth, knocks on the front door, the game will begin. Hollywood will invade a suburban neighborhood, and each week one lucky family will play the game of a lifetime in front of all their friends and neighbors. The host poses trivia questions to family members based directly on their lives, each other and articles found in and around their home. If they're able to prove they know their family inside and out, they'll win the prizes of their dreams. Executive producers for "Opportunity Knocks" are Ashton Kutcher, Jason Goldberg, Karey Burke, J.D. Roth and Todd A. Nelson. "Opportunity Knocks" is produced by Katalyst Films and 3 Ball Productions.

THE MENTALIST stars Golden Globe Award nominee Simon Baker ("The Devil Wears Prada") as Patrick Jane, a detective and independent consultant with the California Bureau of Investigation (CBI), who has a remarkable track record for solving serious crimes by using his razor sharp skills of observation. Within the Bureau, Jane is notorious for his blatant lack of protocol and his semi-celebrity past as a psychic medium, whose paranormal abilities he now admits he feigned. Jane's role in cracking a series of tough high-profile cases is greatly valued by his fellow agents. However, no-nonsense Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon (Robin Tunney, "Prison Break") openly resists having Jane in her unit and alternates between reluctantly acknowledging Jane's usefulness and blasting him for his theatrics, narcissism and dangerous lack of boundaries. Lisbon's team includes agents Kimball Cho (Tim Kang, "Rambo"), Wayne Rigsby (Owain Yeoman, "The Nine"), and rookie member Grace Van Pelt (Amanda Righetti, "The O.C."), who all think Jane's a loose cannon but admire his charm and knack for clearing cases. Bruno Heller (creator of "Rome") is creator/executive producer, and Emmy Award winner David Nutter ("Band of Brothers") is the executive producer for Warner Bros. Television.

SNL THURSDAY NIGHT LIVE -- "SNL" expands its "Weekend Update" coverage to Thursdays in prime-time for three live half-hour shows beginning Oct. 16. The program is a production of Broadway Video in association with SNL Studios. Lorne Michaels is the executive producer.

STYLISTA If “The Devil Wears Prada” were a reality show, it would be STYLISTA. Eleven aspiring fashion enthusiasts vie for a much-coveted editorial job with Elle magazine. They work as assistants to Elle’s Fashion News Director, Anne Slowey, a demanding but well-respected fashion icon. The competitors will carry out an assistant task and a fashion editorial assignment in each episode. Each week, in consultation with Elle’s Creative Director, Joe Zee, Anne fires one person, until the last assistant standing gets “promoted” to the coveted real-life job opportunity. The grand prize includes a paid editorial position at Elle magazine, a paid lease on a great apartment in Manhattan, and a clothing allowance at H&M, all for one year, valued at $100,000. STYLISTA is from 10 by 10 Entertainment, Inc. and Bankable Incorporated in association with Magic Molehill Productions, Inc. and Warner Horizon Television Inc. with executive producers Tyra Banks, Ken Mok, Eli Holzman, Desiree Gruber and Jane Cha.

SURVIVING THE FILTHY RICH Twenty-three-year-old Megan Smith (JoAnna Garcia, “Reba”) has a Yale education, a relentlessly positive attitude and a plan to conquer the world of journalism, despite the fact that she is currently slaving away at a tabloid rag. Megan’s plan is thrown off course when, in one whirlwind day, she gets fired, meets cosmetics mogul Laurel Limoges (casting TBD) and becomes the live-in tutor for Laurel’s twin teen granddaughters in the heady Palm Beach world of wealth and power. The girls, Rose (Lucy Kate Hale, “Bionic Woman”) and Sage (Ashley Newbrough, “The Best Years”), are beautiful, rebellious and less-than-thrilled with their new tutor, but Megan is determined to win them over as she enjoys the perks of her new job ─ breathtaking private suite, gorgeous convertible and live-in chef Marco (Allan Louis, “Stomp the Yard”). Even the neighbors are fabulous in Palm Beach, and Megan quickly catches the eye of Will (casting TBD), the wealthy and extremely hot dilettante who lives on the estate next door and just happens to be dating Megan’s estranged sister Lily (casting TBD). Completing this romantic quadrangle is Megan’s best friend Charlie (Michael Cassidy, “Smallville,” “The O.C.”), who is secretly in love with her. Despite her own complicated romantic and family relationships, Megan is committed to making a difference in the lives of her two headstrong charges as she navigates the treacherous waters of high society in Palm Beach.
SURVIVING THE FILTHY RICH is based on the Alloy Entertainment book “How To Teach Filthy Rich Girls” by best-selling author Zoey Dean (“The A-List”). The series is from Alloy Entertainment in association with Warner Bros. Television and CBS Paramount Network Television with executive producers Rina Mimoun (“Gilmore Girls,” “Everwood”), Bob Levy (“Gossip Girl”) and Leslie Morgenstein (“Gossip Girl,” “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”). Michael Engler (“30 Rock”) directed the pilot.PROJECT GARY stars Jay Mohr ("Ghost Whisperer") and Paula Marshall ("Nip/Tuck") in a comedy about Gary Barnes, a recently single painting contractor, and his controlling ex-wife, Allison, who face post-divorce mayhem after 15 years of marriage as they each embark on new relationships. He's the fun parent and she's the strict one. Together, they share custody of their two children - Louise (Laura Marano, "Without a Trace"), a politically correct and environmentally conscious 11-year-old, and Tom (Ryan Malgarini, "How to Eat Fried Worms"), their socially awkward 14-year-old son who is nervous around girls. Charming and acerbic, Gary hasn't dated since the split, but finally connects with Vanessa (Jaime King, "The Class"), a single mother whose condo he was hired to paint. He dreads telling Allison about Vanessa because it doesn't adhere to her belief in their marriage counselor's book, "Rules for the Perfect Divorce." However, when Allison tells him that she's engaged to their shrink, all bets are off and Gary decides it's time to move forward. Now, in pursuit of post-marriage happiness, Gary must juggle his eclectic world of an ex-wife, their two kids, their shrink and his gorgeous new girlfriend. Ed Yeager ("Still Standing") and Ric Swartzlander ("8 Simple Rules") are the executive producers for ABC Studios and CBS Paramount Network Television.

WORST WEEK is a comedy about Sam Briggs, an entertainment magazine editor who will do anything to please his girlfriend's parents ... but instead becomes a one-man wrecking crew whenever he's around them. Sam (Kyle Bornheimer, "Jericho") and his girlfriend, Melanie Clayton (Erinn Hayes, "Kitchen Confidential"), have only one hurdle left to clear as they start their life together: breaking the news to Mel's conservative parents that they have a wedding in the works and a baby on the way. Dick (Kurtwood Smith, "That '70s Show"), a stern Judge, and his wife Angela (Nancy Lenehan, "My Name is Earl"), are protective of their daughter, and are really trying to let go of the anger they feel toward Sam ... after all, disaster follows whenever he visits their house. But despite his best efforts, every time Sam takes one positive step forward in winning over his future in-laws, he inevitably takes two crushing steps back. But with support and love from Melanie who stands up for him despite his knack for making himself look bad, Sam will hopefully charm his way into her family. Emmy Award winner Adam Bernstein ("30 Rock") directed the pilot. Matt Tarses ("Scrubs") and Jimmy Mulville ("Whose Line Is It Anyway?") are the executive producers for Universal Media Studios and CBS Paramount Network Television.




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    Readers Talkback

  • May 15, 2008 4:45:31 PM CDT

    Life On Mars...

    by christopher3

    Will have Gordon Ramsey swearing at the top of his lungs to shitty reality TV theme music and a 5 minute preview and recap before and after every commercial break. Wait, wrong fucked up U.S. remake.

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  • May 15, 2008 4:48:55 PM CDT

    Alright sweet.

    by adrianveidt

    I've bookmarked this node and shall return in late August. Until then, after May 29th, I think the Coaxial side bar will be dead to me.

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  • May 15, 2008 4:51:05 PM CDT

    Oursourcing Sunday night programming

    by quin the eskimo

    is just weird

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  • May 15, 2008 4:53:04 PM CDT

    King of The Hill?

    by savage lucy

    I thought this was canceled years ago? Does anyone still watch this?

    Reply to Talkback

  • May 15, 2008 4:58:27 PM CDT

    NBC Schedule?

    by theeleventhdoctor

    Hey, Herc, did I miss the coverage of NBC's new line-up?

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  • May 15, 2008 4:58:27 PM CDT

    King of the Hill

    by prof_ender

    Still one of the best shows out there. ^_^

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  • May 15, 2008 5:06:09 PM CDT

    Fucking hell

    by photoboy

    Chuck, Terminator and Gossip Girl all overlap! It's lucky there are repeats and downloads available!

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  • May 15, 2008 5:10:36 PM CDT

    photoboy

    by crow3711

    What kind of person is interested in Chuck, Terminator, and...Gossip Girls. Identity crisis much?

    Reply to Talkback

  • May 15, 2008 5:13:48 PM CDT

    Silly Excel

    by wickedjester

    Couldn't take out the spelling error underlines before taking a screenshot? Silly Herc...

    Reply to Talkback

  • May 15, 2008 5:14:14 PM CDT

    Crow3711

    by wickedjester

    Someone that really wants to be a superagent -- and shop?

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  • May 15, 2008 5:17:03 PM CDT

    So does Fox stop broadcasting at 10pm every night?

    by iammrmonkey!

    I don't live in America. This confuses me.

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  • May 15, 2008 5:17:29 PM CDT

    DVR and TiVo were made for this

    by johnnys2

    I count at least 15 shows I need to watch during the week. Fuck Me. :(

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  • May 15, 2008 5:19:31 PM CDT

    WE NEED SMALLVILLE SEASON FINALE TALKBACK HERC!

    by mike_d

  • May 15, 2008 5:23:34 PM CDT

    mr.monkey

    by oisin5199

    For some reason, Fox broadcasts local news at 10, followed by local programming. Same with CW. The big 3 networks have programming until 11 (eastern time), when they have local news.

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  • May 15, 2008 5:26:25 PM CDT

    Fox 10pm is local programming

    by tallboy66

    My Fox station doesn't do news, so its right into Sinefeld reruns at 10.

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  • May 15, 2008 6:02:06 PM CDT

    King of the Hill may be the most underrated show on TV.

    by flim springfield

    Great comedy with solid storytelling. Lots of smart, subtle humour.

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  • May 15, 2008 6:10:06 PM CDT

    Wow!

    by raromo

    That is the most depressing Fall line-up I have ever seen. Even with the writers' strike, this is the best these billionaires could come up with? This is the year the broadcast TV castle dissolves into wet sand sucking away out into the ocean. Thank God for cable. What's next? A weekly hour drama about fat guys playing leap frog?

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  • May 15, 2008 6:14:44 PM CDT

    With a "Very Special Episode"

    by raromo

    About one fat guy's crotch accidently landing on another fat guy's face?

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  • May 15, 2008 6:21:28 PM CDT

    shiny!

    by newc0253

    that is all.

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  • May 15, 2008 6:21:46 PM CDT

    Spiderman The New Animated Series Rocks

    by frodo t. baggins

    I cant beleive they took it off the air. MTV for ya. They could have easily picked a better channel to go to. I loved the show. Its great work. So sad. Some day maybe...

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  • May 15, 2008 6:32:58 PM CDT

    Thursday Night Live

    by f-1000

    Featuring Weekend Update, SNL's most consistently "falls flat on its face" unfunny sketch for at least the past 15 years.

    I can't wait! What a wonderful time to come up with this idea! Maybe if we're lucky Jimmy Fallon will use this to "warm up" for his new post taking Conan's spot. Speaking of which, Fallon's head must be legendary since nobody except maybe Queen Latifah enjoys his hack humor. (Read: complete poor man's ripoff of Adam Sandler (my friends do better improv impressions.) And stunning ability to laugh at his own jokes (which weren't funny in the first place) uncontrollably the entire duration of the sketch. Instead of telling more. Maybe he does this so he doesn't have to tell any more horrid jokes.

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  • May 15, 2008 6:41:23 PM CDT

    Mentalist = Psych, without the comedy.

    by evilwizardglick

  • May 15, 2008 6:42:11 PM CDT

    Brit Worst Week funny, this one sucky.

    by evilwizardglick

    Harken back to the Americanized coupling.

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  • May 15, 2008 6:47:24 PM CDT

    Ugh, more Weekend Update?

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    It's sad how jealous they are of the Daily Show, when they know they will never ever be anywhere near as funny.

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  • May 15, 2008 7:39:14 PM CDT

    TNL

    by bloo

    wasn't the whole point of the original SNL that they were the "Not Quite Ready for Primtime Players" isn't SNL supposed to be about beng hip and edgy and not for mom and dad on thursday night. And finally wouldn't it make more sense to go Earl, The Office, 30 Rock then TNL? Someone above pointed it out correctly it's an attempt to rip off the Daily Show/Colbert and present it to middle america in all it's safe cozy warm packagingI'm NOT a SNL Hater/MadTV lover, I can enjoy SNL but man...if if if they are serious about this, first of all get rid of the two person anchor, it worked with Curtin and Ankroyd, it didn't work with Fey/Fallon, sort of worked with Fey/Pohler, and just sees to be crusing along with Pohler/and who she is with now. Find someone NOT associated with the SNL desk, who is a talented comedian with an eye on current events. I know ROOT OF ALL EVIL has it's detrectors but some of their stuff is funny, snag one of those guys, Giraldo maybe..or even get Rich Voss or hell Dave Mordel..I'm just spitballing here, I don't know, but the Weekend Update format needs a change

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  • May 15, 2008 8:25:22 PM CDT

    Why didn't they just use John Simm...

    by annoyyou

    ...for the US "Life on Mars?!" like most British actors on US TV, he can probably do a credible American accent, and we already know he's a great actor! This O'Mara guy looks like a soap actor, or worse, one of those faceless "guest stars" on CSI. Jeebus. This version is going to blow big time, as do most British Americanizations. Bleah. Even Colm Meaney in the screaming DI role won't mitigate the suck.

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  • May 15, 2008 8:56:42 PM CDT

    whatever happened to the office spinoff?

    by holodigm

    is there no hope for toby!?

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  • May 15, 2008 9:22:36 PM CDT

    I'm guessing

    by bloo

    with the Office II it'll be a mid season replacement, they might even go the way they did with the original office (US) version) and only make it 8 eps long

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  • May 15, 2008 9:43:17 PM CDT

    BBC. moving to America

    by 1895dcskate

    Because it seems all their shows are here. Life on Mars, $5 bet, it won't be better than the British version which I watch religiously. It's a great show.

    Do Not Disturb (working title): Can we say "Hotel Babylon" also a BBC show. Which is one of my top 10 best shows on TV. If you guys haven't watched it. Get the DVD it is hilarious and deep. Of course, US version will suck.

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  • May 15, 2008 10:11:47 PM CDT

    CW doesnt have Friday night smack-down anymore LAME

    by groothewarrior

  • May 16, 2008 2:35:47 AM CDT

    AnnoyYou: John Simm Said No

    by g0dai

    Of course, they immediately tried to get John Simm AND Philip Glenister. Both said no, according to Glenister, "to keep from going batshit insane" (or something to that effect). Then Glenister turned around and signed on to Ashes to Ashes.

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  • May 16, 2008 9:00:03 AM CDT

    "Twin Peaks" ended up on Saturday, not Friday nights

    by smokefilledtavern

    I enjoy LIFE, but I wasn't able to catch many episodes. I will probably give LIFE ON MARS a shot, but looks to be it in terms of new shows. I hate NBC for cutting LAS VEGAS...that was the go to show for dumb fun and hot chicks. It just worked at the end of the week, man.

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  • May 16, 2008 11:10:18 AM CDT

    Hmm, from the descriptions...

    by _maltheus_

    I might give Crusoe and My Own Worst Enemy a try. They're both in crappy timeslots though and likely won't last. And Of course, I'll give Dollhouse a good watching, when that comes on. I originally wanted to watch Lost for the Crusoe feel, but I can't imagine how that got made into a show with so few characters (although that might be a good idea with the upcoming actors strike).

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  • May 16, 2008 12:49:30 PM CDT

    Michael No!

    by the funketeer

    Oh how the mighty have fallen. How does the kid who played Michael on The Wire go from that to 90210?

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  • May 16, 2008 3:37:40 PM CDT

    They're actually going ahead...

    by kid z

    ... with that crappy Knight Rider series? Oh well, looks like Fringe will have 4 episodes... Bubba and LuVerne love them summa them thar ree-ality shows... "Looky heer, it's a whole fambly 'a' fatties jes' lahk us'ns!" Chuck'll probably either get Terminated or Gossiped into oblivion. "Eh... we're to lazy and stupid to figure out Saturday night... and too cheap to buy new shows... let's just put on Knight Rider and SVU again so we can go snort some more blow and bang trannie hookers!" Ugly Betty... Grey's Anatomy... estrogen level sky high... followed by a chunk of testosterone like Life On Mars?!!? What... is Thursday on ABC being programmed by one of those sex-changing alien Amish from that old X-Files episode? Heroes is BACK!!!!... meh... I got "Lucased" too badly by this show last year to care anymore. All in all... I'll just have to wait it out until February 2009 and new Lost episodes, that's all I have to say. TV sucks!

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  • May 16, 2008 4:19:57 PM CDT

    Since Chuck and Big Bang squeeked by

    by skimn

    wasn't there another "nerd" comedy NBC had set for this past midseason with The Soup's Joel McHale? Granted he's probably better off doing snarky comedy on E than stuck on a lame sitcom..

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  • May 16, 2008 4:47:56 PM CDT

    Why does House never get any love on AICN?

    by jimmay

    No House talkbacks, no House news, no one mentions it typically in talkbacks even if its somehow involved. . .Why?- It's ratings are among television's best, it's edgy and well produced, its writing (this season excepted) is typically above the pale, and, most of all, it's protagonist is the closest representation to an Aintitcool talkbacker in American media: a smart, snarky, socially retarded jerk with the maturity of a high school freshman.

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  • May 17, 2008 9:17:40 AM CDT

    John simmand Glenister heading for the hills

    by crichtonastronut

    on being offered the parts doesn't exactly instill me with confidence.

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