Home Cool News Coaxial Reviews Zone Chat Contact Us Sign in

Someone’s Seen Shyamalan’s HAPPENING!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

And that someone evidently reads Collider.com:

Not sure if anyone wants to read this or even if you care….but someone I know sent me a review of M. Night’s new movie The Happening.

Let’s just say he didn’t like it. At all.

steve

AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Click for previous story Talk Back More on this story Click for next story

User login

Reader Talkback

It looked decent, but I guess not.
by Pongo
May 15th, 2008
07:12:26 AM
SECOND!
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
May 15th, 2008
07:13:19 AM
Signs
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
May 15th, 2008
07:19:00 AM
If Shyamalan remade The Godfather
by Damien Chowder
May 15th, 2008
07:19:27 AM
The Village
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
May 15th, 2008
07:22:42 AM
So
by Series7
May 15th, 2008
07:24:19 AM
M Night is to movies
by Darth WickedChicken
May 15th, 2008
07:25:00 AM
Shamalamadingdong
by greyspecter
May 15th, 2008
07:25:16 AM
Once bitten, twice Shyamalan
by tonagan
May 15th, 2008
07:27:50 AM
HA HA HA
by ant_monkey
May 15th, 2008
07:29:56 AM
I thought from the trailer...
by FILMFUNK
May 15th, 2008
07:34:43 AM
Signs was awesome and will always be awesome
by messi
May 15th, 2008
07:36:57 AM
Shyamalan is a great director.
by rbatty024
May 15th, 2008
07:37:32 AM
You either...
by micturatingbenjamin
May 15th, 2008
07:38:15 AM
***SPOILER***
by MrInsidious
May 15th, 2008
07:44:29 AM
I agree completely DerLanghaarige...
by rbatty024
May 15th, 2008
07:44:30 AM
So wait?
by Mr Slippy Fist
May 15th, 2008
07:46:30 AM
Fuck me, MASSIVE SPOILERS
by Lost Jarv
May 15th, 2008
07:46:52 AM

by the way
May 15th, 2008
07:50:13 AM
M. Night Shyamalandingdong's The Happening is Happening
by Karl Childers
May 15th, 2008
07:51:42 AM
I enjoy his films
by DarfurOnTheRocks
May 15th, 2008
07:52:57 AM
An M Night film that is Rubbish?
by D o o d
May 15th, 2008
07:56:42 AM
A really big shame because...
by Mr Gorilla
May 15th, 2008
07:57:28 AM
Zooey Deschanel, why?
by CarmillaVonDoom
May 15th, 2008
07:57:33 AM
Spoilers eh? No thanks.
by knowthyself
May 15th, 2008
07:59:53 AM
Shamalamadingdong has become a joke.
by Luscious.868
May 15th, 2008
08:01:31 AM
YOU CANNOT KILL A KID IN A SUPERMAN MOVIE!
by UltimaRex
May 15th, 2008
08:03:20 AM
BEST SPOILER EVER, hands down
by g-ride9000
May 15th, 2008
08:03:21 AM
Plants!
by SpencerTrilby
May 15th, 2008
08:04:44 AM
"this movie looks loud,"
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 15th, 2008
08:05:14 AM
So what?
by Sithdan
May 15th, 2008
08:05:37 AM
Art.Parody.Life.Art.Parody.Lif e.Art.Parody.Life.Art
by g-ride9000
May 15th, 2008
08:06:37 AM
Is this guy a Plant?
by mrfan
May 15th, 2008
08:14:24 AM
I'll be seeing this eventually.
by rbatty024
May 15th, 2008
08:15:51 AM
I hated Unbreakable but loved Signs
by Sithdan
May 15th, 2008
08:23:28 AM
Shyamalan should get a writing partner...
by Knuckleduster
May 15th, 2008
08:23:31 AM
Walberg's performance...
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 15th, 2008
08:24:44 AM
The Crapening
by Laserhead
May 15th, 2008
08:25:37 AM
Sithdan
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 15th, 2008
08:28:13 AM
Yawn, to the eager haters
by JADSTERSDAD
May 15th, 2008
08:35:52 AM
Signs
by Thunderbolt Ross
May 15th, 2008
08:41:29 AM
fuck this movie
by mthrndr
May 15th, 2008
08:41:38 AM
simple drinking game
by mthrndr
May 15th, 2008
08:43:20 AM
Meh... I'll catch it in a few years on basic cable...
by Kid Z
May 15th, 2008
08:43:58 AM
IS AL GORE
by lecter1914
May 15th, 2008
08:50:28 AM
Conspiracy Theory of the Day
by www.valiens.com
May 15th, 2008
08:57:24 AM
I'm still going to see it
by That 70s Venom
May 15th, 2008
09:02:29 AM
Sad
by Turd Furgeson
May 15th, 2008
09:03:12 AM
Unbreakable
by bobjustbob
May 15th, 2008
09:09:23 AM
FUCK IT
by lecter1914
May 15th, 2008
09:10:09 AM
The Premise That Made Them Cringe...
by Ray Gamma
May 15th, 2008
09:11:11 AM
ps
by Ray Gamma
May 15th, 2008
09:13:05 AM
Hope it doesn
by Penetron
May 15th, 2008
09:13:58 AM
Captain Planet is coming to fuck us up
by David Cloverfield
May 15th, 2008
09:14:05 AM
Hope It doesn't suck as much as Preston&Steve
by Penetron
May 15th, 2008
09:14:48 AM
Sigh...
by lovecraftian
May 15th, 2008
09:18:19 AM
Shyamalan
by kwisatzhaderach
May 15th, 2008
09:18:53 AM
Chatting with plastic plants
by random dude
May 15th, 2008
09:28:52 AM
J.N. Howard's score will be awesome...
by Osmosis Jones
May 15th, 2008
09:30:18 AM
I'm gonna name my next child M.
by Diagnostic
May 15th, 2008
09:31:02 AM
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?
by GrandMuffTarkin
May 15th, 2008
09:31:14 AM
fucking retarded
by McDee
May 15th, 2008
09:33:05 AM
Just watched the trailer again and
by BenBraddock
May 15th, 2008
09:43:37 AM
L. DUCK DONG'S WOTSA HAPPENIN', HOT STUFF?
by BringingSexyBack
May 15th, 2008
09:47:09 AM
Classic.
by fiester
May 15th, 2008
09:50:13 AM
THE PROBLEM WITH SHYAMALAN
by JaPra
May 15th, 2008
09:52:20 AM
The Sixth Sense was a joke
by smallfry
May 15th, 2008
09:53:37 AM
Killer Plants
by Herb West
May 15th, 2008
09:56:35 AM
M. Night Is Happening
by Frodo T. Baggins
May 15th, 2008
10:04:47 AM
PONDSCUM
by BringingSexyBack
May 15th, 2008
10:07:34 AM
M.(y) Night (in) Shyamlaning Armor
by crashbarbarian
May 15th, 2008
10:11:26 AM
I thought it was ok...
by JackinNYC
May 15th, 2008
10:13:15 AM
The Poster tagline
by jackalcack
May 15th, 2008
10:21:35 AM
Can't Wait for the Porn Version: THE HUMPENING!
by Darth Sticky
May 15th, 2008
10:23:33 AM
jackalcack
by Herb West
May 15th, 2008
10:28:58 AM
The pick up the gun and shoot youself bit!
by cookylamoo
May 15th, 2008
10:40:08 AM
The plants are impervious to water and can open doors...
by StudioPlant69
May 15th, 2008
10:48:46 AM
The title tells you everything
by Just_Tom
May 15th, 2008
10:53:08 AM
I love how some people keep stating emphatically that he's a gre
by Trazadone
May 15th, 2008
10:58:42 AM
Lost Jarv
by Herb West
May 15th, 2008
11:01:28 AM
The author of the review is obviously a Plant...
by sapno_krei
May 15th, 2008
11:03:19 AM
!!Signs Reference The Happening!!
by JaPra
May 15th, 2008
11:05:54 AM
Who cares?
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 15th, 2008
11:20:37 AM
the Latino review script review was
by Charlie Murphy
May 15th, 2008
11:27:51 AM
How come no ones points out the monotonous acting?
by A Mr Raas Al Ghul
May 15th, 2008
11:29:48 AM
Thunderbolt Ross
by MattmanReturns
May 15th, 2008
11:30:55 AM
Darth Sticky
by Bouncy X
May 15th, 2008
11:33:02 AM
IF THIS IS TRUE (AND IT'S EARLY DAYS STILL)
by BurgerTime
May 15th, 2008
11:48:31 AM
M. Night has a movie timeshare with Kevin Smith..
by malificus
May 15th, 2008
11:51:45 AM
Mattman
by Thunderbolt Ross
May 15th, 2008
11:54:20 AM
btw re: hacks
by Thunderbolt Ross
May 15th, 2008
11:55:28 AM
Read 'Day of the Triffids' by John Wyndham
by BiggusDickus
May 15th, 2008
11:59:22 AM
Didnt Harry read script and said it was brilliant?
by theycallmemrglass
May 15th, 2008
12:05:35 PM
Shyamalan is a waste of talent...
by TroutMaskReplicant
May 15th, 2008
12:09:32 PM
M. Night is to movies
by Jaymz_77
May 15th, 2008
12:13:08 PM
"Lost contact with whoooooom..."
by Brians Life
May 15th, 2008
12:13:59 PM
Bouncy
by Darth Sticky
May 15th, 2008
12:19:43 PM
who put the sham?
by GavinVanDraven
May 15th, 2008
12:24:21 PM
Ok
by Series7
May 15th, 2008
12:29:12 PM
Also
by Series7
May 15th, 2008
12:32:35 PM
M. Night should be genetically fused with Michael Bay...
by blackmantis
May 15th, 2008
12:32:49 PM
the biggest reason this movie will fail
by GavinVanDraven
May 15th, 2008
12:33:04 PM
THE END IS NEAR.
by SenatorNado
May 15th, 2008
12:36:37 PM
Steve loved Speed Racer
by BitterMan23
May 15th, 2008
12:45:11 PM
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
by WhatsntheBox
May 15th, 2008
12:45:41 PM
Signs was so bad ...
by bobjustbob
May 15th, 2008
12:54:05 PM
Pulling for M. night
by huggerorange
May 15th, 2008
12:57:30 PM
Aw, Sixth Sense was a good film
by BizarroJerry
May 15th, 2008
01:02:44 PM
I feel that Wahlberg's
by Series7
May 15th, 2008
01:03:01 PM
The Day Of The Triffids
by skimn
May 15th, 2008
01:04:04 PM
AICN's snotty attitude!
by standundermyumbrella
May 15th, 2008
01:12:18 PM
Signs was good up until the end where...(spoilers for signs)
by turketron
May 15th, 2008
01:28:44 PM
Ugh. Lights out for M. Night
by Teddy Artery
May 15th, 2008
01:33:13 PM
SHYAMALAN = EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES ON!
by spud mcspud
May 15th, 2008
01:36:25 PM
A lot of abused spouse moviegoers on here...
by spud mcspud
May 15th, 2008
01:41:26 PM
Re: SIGNS & Water - Goddammit...
by Mosquito March
May 15th, 2008
01:42:17 PM
"FARM-AGGEDON" - Good one, Pondscum
by thebearovingian
May 15th, 2008
01:45:58 PM
FUCK this SHIT
by Thrillho77
May 15th, 2008
01:48:04 PM
The people who can't get past the water thing....
by Mosquito March
May 15th, 2008
01:48:37 PM
I'd rather eat my own shit
by Drunken Rage
May 15th, 2008
01:50:20 PM
I was a fan of M. Night...
by sapno_krei
May 15th, 2008
01:50:32 PM
Pondscum - gotta go with PLANET OF THE GRAPES
by spud mcspud
May 15th, 2008
01:51:03 PM
whats up with you guys....
by Impiii
May 15th, 2008
01:52:20 PM
wow...
by JackinNYC
May 15th, 2008
01:56:41 PM
Attack of The Killer Tomatoes!
by fiester
May 15th, 2008
01:57:26 PM
"...people one by one shooting themselves, dropping the gun and
by Nadine_Cross
May 15th, 2008
02:02:17 PM
shamalamadingdong
by sapno_krei
May 15th, 2008
02:02:19 PM
CAN WE PLEASE stop calling movies blockbusters before the even c
by funnyhat
May 15th, 2008
02:04:58 PM
-ome out
by funnyhat
May 15th, 2008
02:05:15 PM
a blockbuster was a type of bomb in ww2
by ironic_name
May 15th, 2008
02:06:35 PM
stuart little is mnight's best
by ironic_name
May 15th, 2008
02:08:45 PM
here's the thing: if you liked The Village
by BadMrWonka
May 15th, 2008
02:13:01 PM
This Just In:
by loogenhausen
May 15th, 2008
02:44:38 PM
Zooey
by auraboy
May 15th, 2008
02:51:55 PM
Why wouldn't the neurotoxin itself be lethal?
by Laserhead
May 15th, 2008
03:09:06 PM
NIGHT'S WOODEN CAMEOS ARE PERFECT FOR THIS MOVIE
by BringingSexyBack
May 15th, 2008
03:11:52 PM
Plot points/Plant pots
by auraboy
May 15th, 2008
03:19:49 PM
where's Raj or Duane?
by Flustered
May 15th, 2008
03:24:55 PM
I invented Shyamalamadingdong
by Riley Martin
May 15th, 2008
03:40:41 PM
What a pretentious HACK
by blue meanie
May 15th, 2008
03:41:48 PM
I like M. Night...
by Sappers Forward
May 15th, 2008
04:13:01 PM
Seriously
by auraboy
May 15th, 2008
04:15:57 PM
This is good, this is good...
by johnnyangel
May 15th, 2008
04:23:47 PM
Should be just in time
by auraboy
May 15th, 2008
04:25:59 PM
maybe he should redo chicken little
by Flustered
May 15th, 2008
04:27:41 PM
About the Water in Signs - Spoiler
by johnnyangel
May 15th, 2008
04:28:16 PM
i heard they are seriously considering
by Flustered
May 15th, 2008
04:29:06 PM
RATHER THAN PAY RILEY MARTIN ROYALTIES TO USE HIS VERSION...
by BurgerTime
May 15th, 2008
04:35:26 PM
Johnnyangel
by auraboy
May 15th, 2008
04:35:55 PM
Harry will claim to love this movie
by BobParr
May 15th, 2008
04:42:41 PM
Top 5 Bad Ass Moments in the Star Wars Saga
by HugePrawn
May 15th, 2008
04:43:15 PM
He should direct other people's scripts.
by Christopher3
May 15th, 2008
04:50:37 PM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
May 15th, 2008
04:58:53 PM
HugePrawn
by Thrillho77
May 15th, 2008
05:03:30 PM
Spielberg
by auraboy
May 15th, 2008
05:03:34 PM
johnnyangel - The kid says the water is bad.
by Mosquito March
May 15th, 2008
05:08:28 PM
Night Happens
by Cobbio
May 15th, 2008
05:10:21 PM
so is that it?
by alice 13
May 15th, 2008
05:10:44 PM
Damn You Shymanlongadingdong
by IAmMrMonkey!
May 15th, 2008
05:14:08 PM
Also...
by Cobbio
May 15th, 2008
05:17:37 PM
The sequel to The Happening......
by HugePrawn
May 15th, 2008
05:24:49 PM
Re: Tarantino...
by micturatingbenjamin
May 15th, 2008
05:28:20 PM
"I don't question your taste"
by oisin5199
May 15th, 2008
05:32:13 PM
johnnyangel
by oisin5199
May 15th, 2008
05:33:43 PM
M. Night's style
by Thrillho77
May 15th, 2008
05:35:44 PM
The people "flying" to their deaths
by Thrillho77
May 15th, 2008
05:38:05 PM
I do look lame
by Thrillho77
May 15th, 2008
05:40:02 PM
I actually
by auraboy
May 15th, 2008
05:42:32 PM
I just clicked on the review to read it...
by CountryBoy
May 15th, 2008
06:36:48 PM
No music in the version he saw? Why?
by Norman Bates
May 15th, 2008
06:56:56 PM
Ironic...
by JackinNYC
May 15th, 2008
07:01:21 PM
HAPPENED
by BringingSexyBack
May 15th, 2008
07:04:33 PM
Keeping up his losing streak
by dirtsandwich
May 15th, 2008
07:09:10 PM
I think he should just make trailers
by dirtsandwich
May 15th, 2008
07:12:49 PM
Attack of the Killer Tomato(e)s...
by The Dum Guy
May 15th, 2008
07:39:01 PM
dirtsandwich
by hank henshaw
May 15th, 2008
07:59:26 PM
Those laughing at the concept of 'green revenge'
by Clancy Van Lustbader
May 15th, 2008
08:07:02 PM
Jaymz_77
by JackinNYC
May 15th, 2008
08:11:00 PM
I can't believe how far M. Knight has fallen
by ganymede3010
May 15th, 2008
08:12:24 PM
Edit a werewolf into this film and you've got money!
by Uncle Stan
May 15th, 2008
08:16:40 PM
Googly eyes.
by AnnoyYou
May 15th, 2008
08:53:05 PM
Day of the Triffids
by Gwai Lo
May 15th, 2008
09:26:47 PM
*Spoilers* The premise is actually cool!
by rsdigi
May 15th, 2008
09:48:46 PM
Signs was/is incredible
by darthvedder81
May 15th, 2008
09:55:38 PM
Personally...
by Fleet
May 15th, 2008
10:08:57 PM
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LATINO REVIEW????Shyamalan is a VERY tale
by Proman1984
May 15th, 2008
10:09:43 PM
SPOILER
by jackofhearts29
May 15th, 2008
10:13:30 PM
GREAT
by pauduro
May 15th, 2008
10:36:07 PM
plants!?!?!?!
by chadiwack
May 15th, 2008
10:55:45 PM
Not sure why Day of the Triffids...
by JackinNYC
May 15th, 2008
11:02:42 PM
"Maniac Crop" starring Bob Z'dar!
by Uncapie
May 15th, 2008
11:52:57 PM
SK229
by oisin5199
May 16th, 2008
12:20:21 AM
oisin
by BadMrWonka
May 16th, 2008
12:20:57 AM
JackinNYC
by JonJonB
May 16th, 2008
02:30:06 AM
Hey Vince...
by p0llk4t
May 16th, 2008
02:36:52 AM
Not a M. Night apoloigst or hater...
by jerseycajun
May 16th, 2008
02:37:58 AM
Ari vs E
by p0llk4t
May 16th, 2008
02:52:48 AM
Signs Sucked
by Todd1700
May 16th, 2008
04:29:15 AM
Triffids is great
by Lost Jarv
May 16th, 2008
05:07:31 AM
Night's catalogue
by Lost Jarv
May 16th, 2008
05:09:53 AM
Damn you, George Lucas!
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 16th, 2008
05:34:43 AM
Its worth the admission price alone...
by dacanesta
May 16th, 2008
07:05:56 AM
Will M. cast himself again?
by ricardomontalkhan
May 16th, 2008
07:50:48 AM
Jarv and Todd1700
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
08:09:13 AM
PLANT!
by Series7
May 16th, 2008
08:25:25 AM
M Night will have a cameo in this as well
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
08:34:37 AM
Speaking of one trick ponies
by Series7
May 16th, 2008
08:36:13 AM
My favorite roast of M Night
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
08:54:58 AM
...But Water Is GOOD For Plants.
by Evil Chicken
May 16th, 2008
09:31:03 AM
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by Series7
May 16th, 2008
09:52:27 AM
Visa or AmEx?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
09:55:46 AM
Yeah
by Series7
May 16th, 2008
10:21:40 AM
LOVED LADY IN THE WATER
by Broseph
May 16th, 2008
10:31:33 AM
hey pondscum
by MC-909
May 16th, 2008
10:34:45 AM
Signs would of been cool if
by Mace Tofu
May 16th, 2008
11:56:28 AM
Did M Cast Himself In This One?
by p0llk4t
May 16th, 2008
12:06:23 PM
6th Sense was his Citizen Kane
by TheTajMan
May 16th, 2008
12:14:25 PM
BadMrWonka
by oisin5199
May 16th, 2008
12:15:07 PM
And the oscar goes to...
by seniorspeilbergio
May 16th, 2008
12:55:32 PM
My Favorite "Lady in the Water" review
by bobjustbob
May 16th, 2008
01:04:18 PM
Hey JonJonB
by JackinNYC
May 16th, 2008
01:56:25 PM
Signs was great up until the end. It's one thing
by CrichtonAstronut
May 16th, 2008
02:06:00 PM
How come M Night
by dirtsandwich
May 16th, 2008
03:00:54 PM
oisin
by BadMrWonka
May 16th, 2008
10:30:23 PM

Quick Talkback

Please login to post talkback.